#Increasingly outlandish excuses

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distant onyx
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Dumb excuses you make for stuff

shrewd skiff
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my homework ate my dog

distant onyx
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I failed to score because the rain was in the way

ivory vine
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i was late because there was a irish tire on my front porch, glued with sticky tack and my imagination

rugged cave
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i'm hurt because i blew up the trash can and then it blew up me

distant onyx
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I didn’t do well on the test because the person next to me kept saying “Pape Satàn, pape Satàn aleppe” in a strange voice

shrewd skiff
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i ate my homework and then i got eaten by my dog so thats why my dog ate my homework

chrome wigeon
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i was held hostage and had to drink the homework in 5 parrallel universes but then they killed me anyway and i was reborn in a different one where they invented portals to other universes

distant onyx
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i fell into a mountain and had to battle a number of monsters and this creepy talking flower with sharp teeth

idle sparrow
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iiw ym ylap liww i

trail torrent
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they're wasn't enough time

rugged cave
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i became quantum

distant onyx
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My wifi was laggy (context: playing tennis)

chrome wigeon
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I drank an 8-ball of coke and now I'm wretched and broke, as I stare into the endless aethos I slap my diaper with woe oh

chrome wigeon
chrome wigeon
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My mother ate my bathtub