#Make sexy males if you're going to make sexy females

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outer haven
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Eva, Tetra, Eva, all sexy females, but where are the sexy males? Give me a character whose based of the beach, and he wears nothing but a thong, and grabs his crotch when he taunts you, give us another male character, whose more feminine, that's also a catboy, and he meows and reveales his shoulder to stun people, give us another character which is like a himbo cow, and he milks himself and sprays his home-made milk all over your face when he ults or some shit

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third rant cause i said so

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like like

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sexy female

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where sexy male

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give me a naked man, with his ass hanging out, and he can clap his asscheeks to send shockwaves to stun people

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or a man with massive pecs that he calls them udders, and milk sprays out of them like a cannon

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or even a female character like that

harsh wave
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xd

outer haven
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like her name could be "Bimbo" and she has massive honkers, and her ultmiate she just grabs her hoonkers and says "Milk's up" and starts spraying her milk all over people

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like if ur going to sexualise characters

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at least do it right

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like like

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imagine a dude

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with a giant scholong

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and he can use it like a greatsword

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and he just swings it around

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like wukong's staff

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how it gets big and shii

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make a wukong skin where his staff and just his junk

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and he can inflate it, and make it bigger to smack people

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and his spinny move can just be his junk doing a helicopter

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I FUCKING HATE ALL SUPERVIVE DEVS

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GO BACK TO UR COMPANIES

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U WERE BETTER WORKING IN LEAGUE, OVERWATCH AND STUFF

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okay! crashout done!! itakidiamas ><