#🐳 Salt and Flex
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just after crowning Furina's burst. 
disgusting
new feature so much easier tho bc then i can just grind the event and not worry about comms
Oh yeah I'm not arguing it's not useful or convenient :P
I just like doing commissions more cause they give me something specific to do in the game, even if it's very easy :P
The more gameplay I get the more fun for me 
ah
sometimes i’m lazy with gameplay bc there’s already so much to do 
comms ends up feeling like a chore
haha
The only one that feels like a chore to me is the kid in Inazuma city looking for offerings Lmao
But all the combat and platforming ones are pretty chill :P
nowadays, i only do the comms that require fighting and gives drops (bc hoarder issues)
if its just follow this or reach that type of comm, i just let the notebook have it
10 commission achievement 
4.3 soon and Sun Yu is nowhere to be found in fontaine 🥹
did he get left by the aquabus? poor guy
its okkkkk


Gib, havent had a single good drop from that set
The abyss drops have failed me this time 
idk.. who.. who should i give this to
no yelan, no koko
my circlets are also always on set so who else uses that main stat and clam set
it's not just yelan or koko. you can definitely also give it to me 
I found a potential holder
Clam baizhu, giving it to him now sorry miu 

Dw, ill be stuck in husk for a little longer so there will be more clam trash for u to pick up 
4liner 
Barbruh, obviously

I’M SO HAPPY
I ACTUALLY CALLED IT FOR ONCE
it was a 3-liner
the 4th stat went into flat hp
imagine banned 
all the people with op artifacts on Asia server would be banned if that were the case, lmao
as well as the other servers

Normally i would, but my barb is on a permadps build and i cant take it off so no-go. But its settled tho, ive given it to dr baizhu
permadps?
meaning on a dps build and im never switching it out
i just shortened it bc typing hard
ah
20


but on the bright sied
potential potential

potential potential potential


Why would you even roll it
why hmmmmmmm
sometimes in life
life throws at you these philosophical questions

fr?

hey, atleast it rolled
we dont have to talk about where 

2 years later my beloved Ganyu finally gets her first decent goblet 
im only missing a flower and albaedo is complete 
berry nice
nice
👀

will probably get hit by a bus after this 
+15 where
potential potential

I hope the meme above does not apply here

so close yet so far

For full hp scalers, hp% is valued same as cdmg 
Tjat would be fine for lyney
Oh wait, im confusing him with someone else lmfao
I meant the hose guy
Jose guy 
m'lady furina

this is the 2nd circlet ive gotten with the exact same main and substats
its literally a copy of that prev one hold on
istg mhy
the ER on the prev one is nice to have but id rather not have the dang thang at all 

garcia the maidenless
who tf is Garcia?
Fontainian engineer guy traveling to sumeru to collab for a project with a hot sumerian scholar
Spends about 3 days with her, doesnt get rizz lol
nice

Furina piece, unless you got something way better
Furina piece indeed. Hp% is valued the same as cdmg%
furina furina
how did i get to top1% haha
Same with almost everyone building furina that has EM
You'll be categorized at Vape
healing category for Furina is even more unpopular. Mebe one can top 1 there using healing set
healing furina 

we’re using the same weapon 
it’s better than mine 
if I change it to hydro goblet lol
flats
no way

😭 didnt land no crits? i cursed it?!
Good Bye Mondstadt 

Still stuck there with one ONE
I hate Vile so much
Vile?
mondstadt npc
she gives the last version of one of the rare commissions
Wow, you managed to finisg their love story huh HAHAHAH
I can finish their love story... by taking Glory myself. 
1 cr
I'll give Glory... a vision 
I give glory all my primogems

good one
🥹 🎊 comedy genius
yes
that moment when i actually need defense 
still useable
Off piece for sure
too bad all my sands are on set
prob only useful for someone who wants 2x husk
atleast, thats what ill keep telling myself 
After many attempts, finally Sucrose came home HAHAHAHAHAH

Congrats bukow


Ive gotten my 20th sucrose and still no navia 
The world is becoming darker and darker

No stats, not giving her a single artifact unless i need to use ayaya in abyss 
This is as far as she goes
damn
R.I.P
mine is more built than yours

she gives extra crit rate to party members
which is nice
I dont really like her
I just have a rule that i have to build anyone who gets to c6 (no exceptions)
And unfortunately, i got her c6 last week 
My bench yanfei is c5 //sweats
my Yanfei is C6
i also got cursed with C6 Benny
i’m not activating it bc of my Eula

damn


@lime halo
a wittle upgwade for the boy wife ❤️
closer and closer to being lore accurate barbatos
I checked my builds in akasha and non of my characters are top 1% and I only have one top 2%
it's Venti
me 4% with nahida
venti bodies everyone in miu's account 
daddy ben must be proud ❤️
now, what to do with this beautiful man 
heard he was a bloom man so ig its back to the deepwood domain for me 
or maybe paradise lost fits him more 
I'm so proud of our boy wife so much
now that my harp is 90, i can comfortably do dps faru again 
and in coop, doesnt matter if shes c0 bc energy particles fill up ur burst almost immediately
W Furina enjoyer
oh, it's Faruzan 😭
💀
@still socket
she took everything from me
70 pity tighnari
80 pity navia
i hate this game 
golden troupe if u havent farmed her set
also if the enemy dont have their own elemental infusions, navia will have trouble performing on a mono geo team
no elements to crystallize > no stacks > smol pp navia kabooms
LMAO
maxed him out and i still have no idea how exactly cyno benefits from this man 
do i want to go insane just to r5 the proto amber? yes, yes i would
thats nice
its ok, navia gosu anyways
i feel like u get a whole lot stronger when both ur parents are dead 
first time i ran out of books and had no choice but to do leylines 
ig the achievement was just an extra
Not sure what the cap is but its def not small bc theres a guy out there with 300m
wth?
disgusting
he wrote down what hes been doing for the last 3 years
barely lvled charas, no artifacts, all resin is put into leylines
pretty wild
wot da?
idk ppl do wild things on their accounts
just like me with not lvling the standard 5 stars just because i hate seeing their stupid faces
Not kaveh dropping in a standard pull IN THE MIDDLE OF KAVEH WEEK WOOOO
Kaveh comes in during the special week i use nothing but kaveh
Kaveh lore accurate kaveh
i got kaveh too, did a one pull in weapon banner

nasty

smh


"4 liner, this could roll all into crit or just make it a garbage piece"



ok but why does the steambird namecard look exactly the same with charlottes 
the only diff is the penguin or bird wtv on the front
what does Charlotte’s look like?
same color scheme but replace the bird with a camera
i have no words
maybe xianyun piece low ER 
u can strongbox it
u think i was born yesterday?
u think i havent tried? 
no, lmfao
u said u were tired of the domain, so i wasn’t sure if u knew
strongboxing + domain runs = still no flower
thats just how bad my luck in husk is

One good thing about strong boxes Vs regular artifact domain runs is strongbox artifacts has 33.4% chance to be 4 liners
Whereas it's 20% on artifact domain runs

and then the 4 liner will be
hp
hp%
def
def%
wow, what a great 4 liner

The raiden overload comp with chev looks really fun
Even tho im never gon attempt it

first multi summon!
obviously i wouldve preferred two raiden there, but this girlmaths out to basically getting a free 50/50 win right
congrats! back to guaranteed
gawsh when am i gonna get an early 5 star

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I am finally done with my Ayaka build
nice
G!info
Character:
Kamisato Ayaka
View on Enka.Network
🕙 Refreshes: <t:1705137141:R>
this looks insane, almost a 40 cv 
39.7cv big rip

she akshually needs ER sands 🤓
we finally got there shallot 
have yall noticed that shallot's profile pic doesnt have the normal smile?
instead she has the :3 smile


3liner from weekly boss 

eh

they updated aksaha my furina dropped 1k 
your Lisa dropped to 202

at least it’s not 1k like Furina 
i feel you my hutao got kicked out of top 1%
They updated akasha and introduced marechausse hutao and mine dropped from top4 to top19 
R.I.P
gib

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damn 

u mean artifact? 


useless if husk as well, since husk needs def% main stat 
i am qiqi-less 
i want to be qiqi-less forever, biggest flex 
my biggest flex is that i don’t have Diluc

he’s avoiding me like the plague
and it better stay that way or imma sue Hoyo

dont have a jean yet
c2 diluc c1 mona c3 qiqi tighnari and deyha but not a single jean
Jean is op tho
instant heal all of my characters with her burst
and continuous healing in her ring 
no like i dont have jean
nah, i know
i said my biggest flex was no Diluc bc i don’t like him

his playstyle too clunky for me
as a character, he’s not bad
but i prefer other characters over him
fair enough
mine is qiqi bc i dont want qiqi
will be qiqi-less until endgame, i will die on this hill
I hope you get qiqi
GOAT
fak DEF
but imagine another roll into cd or cr 

awwww its the robot couple 
Coppelia and Coppelius
i keep calling them cornelia and coppernicus on accident 
the names are so forgettable sometimes
wtf? 
man, if only genshin implemented an optimized path in artifact domains (similar to the weapon banner), so we can choose which set we can have more drops in 
but i guess thats too difficult for an ✨ indie company ✨
they’re not an indie company
they’re a Chinese company
💀

the joke makes 0 sense
💀
smol indie company. Workers are only developing the game as side job haha
ah
👀
Aww man, miu why did u have to explain it 
Ikr omg the nerve of us players wanting more qol to the game, dont we know how poor mhy is? They barely make money as an idie company and we want more features? How dare we
Sure, lets just put itlike that 
smol company
I know bcos my uncle works in a garage they called mihoyo headquarters 
It's non profit passion project they do with my other uncles
A college finals project fr fr
Smoler than a local bakery
sorry, albedo
ig it wasnt meant to be 
poorbedo
+20 where?

Id rather pull for eula than max that out 
(2)

shenhe off piece
pretty rare to have an off-piece plume tho, but ye, Shenhe could definitely use that
LMAO
noice one
triple crowned 


lwts gooooo
im done with the wee wee land, of to natlan we go
my hydro girlies are slayinnnggg 💅

+25 def
dvalin ingame: okay traveler, im going to swing with my right claw next so dodge properly
dvalin in TCG: NEVER LET THEM KNOW UR NEXT MOVE 
It's 5 cost skill: atk anyone randomly 3x. Iirc it's 2 damage first hit, then 3 damage second, then 4 damage last.
5 cost 9 damage spell but cannot control in 3 turns.
i had to read it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. i do my turns
there's a debuff that adds 2 damage to his attacks
but the 3-tiered attacks only deal 2,1,2 damage total
i had to maneuver and switch around my team to manage their HP, which is why Mona and Katheryne helped a bunch
and believed in THE HEART OF THE CARDS for those draws with sustain, i.e., heals
Yoimiya could also proc the thingamagig twice with her talent card, dealing 2 instances of damage instead of 1
i forgor how i dealt the boss, but mainly using cards i want to get proficiency 10
i think i clutched it with a bunch of lotus dish and revive eggs
and ofc, boss is immune to freeze.

😭🙏😭
no revives, but just used my usual sustain cards, Fav Cathedral, Mushroom Pizza, and yeah, Lotus Flower Crisp
the worst part is dvalin has 1 turn left, and he uses it to do 3 atk combo like
dafaq man
and boi
Xq is honorary gurlie


LMAO
That doublebedo and shenhuh 

Why's it so stretched
gaming
gaming he gaming 
he fr gaming
gaming gaming in his gaming place at his gaming world
because it’s a monitor
i didn’t screenshot it
i took a pic of it with my phone
they added kekqueen
1%EZ for 2EZ 
C1R1? 
It's okay it's okay
shiki what are u doing 
atk and def iirc
I rolled for fun though
but u stilll prob dont want that
she also needs ER
back to grinding the fontaine achievements even tho the namecards kinda suck tbh
b-but i want to gib more respecc 👉 👈
it would be perfect <any_character> artifact frfr
Standard banner momentsss, and i finally got C1 Mona shesh

Looks like i'll be hitting hard pity on Nahida HAHAHAH
Lost on Xianyun banner


Furina
What?
furina can use it


40.4 cv
But the main stat is atk
Ohh wait lmao I stg I saw hp
I mean u can use it on anyone that uses atk if u run Furina
Instead of the elm gob
like xianyun
NAHIDA CAME HOME LEZZGOOOO
Finally, i now have an archon team (no Venti yet lol HAHAHAH)
Nah venti can go to the 2nd team with murata and that other chick
Venti would prefer being with the mommies that he continually pranked anyways
he wouldn't fit in that team anyways
this game has made me realize how stupid i am
ive been on this for like 15 minutes 💀💀
fun
Me, when genshin proves that i suck at board games lol
skyward harp where 
i got Thundering Pulse on her last rerun 
Skyward Harp who?

nah, youre good without it

what site
Arasaka
Akasha

Congrats
i mean, atk% good good

meanwhile, my rolls 
congrats

karma for not doing my abyss..
life is not yahoo

Cyno

Coping on that 1 roll lmao
wrong set 


thats illegal
Why
No its for xiao


congrats 
?????




cry a littl 🤏
then, 'it is what it is' almost immediately afterwards 
Dies
🥀

on emblem, we take those
my last emblem upgrade was 9 months ago 
i havent farmed emhblem in a year 
i completed 1 useable set and dipped
and then realized the new characters i pulled also need emblem but i just pretended i dont see that 🙈
we should be able to farm emblem at early AR
damn domains getting gated by region AQs
i could farm gilded/deepwood at early AR bc u can just walk to sumeru
emblem trynna be special by being way out in the ocean

whos gonna tell her
let them cook
wtv it is they're trying to cook 
mf thought they had me 
u cant just say sike lol
im never gonna let u live this down u know t hat
the joke’s on u bc i never said sike
ic le sserafim reference in bio 
its taysway whatchu talking about 
abyss rewards i got last reset 
its always the wrong set, always
perhaps
it has potential
above average if it rolls two more times on crit dmg 
risky investment
here comes the def% high rolls wooo
Enjoy ur Def artifact
Scary fr
It is even scarier
best off-piece Goblet i’ve ever seen
Im CRYINH
took 3 years but thanks genshin
Hehehehe 
def% is catching up 
dope

i forgor you have c1

,
im never gonna be done with lyney, its never gonna happen 
Wow, nice +0 piece
what you waiting for? upgrade it 

They'll introduce artifact resetter....
Makes +20 to 0 and removes all rolls...
it's given once per patch
you can reset one artifact once
it can only roll the lowest roll
Man i wanted jade winged spear
noice, at least don't have to use the chronicles for that

now i feel bad for getting mine for free in standard with a single pull 
ok but navia do look good with the meropide namecard 
real boss of the underground
real, wrio only a puppet

my Bennett could use that nice
got hanabi weapon🧚

It's a masterfeetce
i went back to dragonspine to get all the chests 
want to reexplore liyue as well but 1k chests is scary 
f2ps are resilient 
If you've played genshin on or before v1.1 and farmed Liyue chests, chances are, your chest count in achievement has errors 
Chests encrusted in geo, vines, or ice didn't count
nice
feels good man

Ive played since release but only explored past dragonspine update
Most things i missed in dragonspine were chests that didnt spawn bc i was playing on a potato phone 3 yrs ago on lowest setting and shtty internet as well
Legit i remember it would take around 20s before the seelie court thing asset would load into my map
Completed all adventure dishes. Nilou and Yunjin mvp
demn
why it kinda looks clean and satisfying
before 4.4, actually had all recovery dishes but forgor to take a screenshot
so 2000 is the limit for dishes gooooooot it
also the limit for processed ingredients (Flour, Sugar, etc)... except Crab Roe which is oddly 9999

you getting banned tonight @mods
congrat
congrats


forgot to post but I pulled these one after the other literally 2 minutes after the update came out

Except r2 xianyun weap maybe
except for thaaaaaat ||maybe||
Woa
risky investment
waaat site is that
paimon.moe
thats a lot of flour
sorry to disappoint but it's mahboi rice
ou its riiiiiiiiice
should be named "rice at home"
hhhhmm hmm
Still no shrimp fried rice tho
Genshin could never
wew, cat girl done
yk what makes this sad?
i gave her xiao's old artifacts (VV atk%) with an insane ratio and she still deals lower than my sucrose with the same build 

time to change your role, ‘cause I can’t see any def rolls
good enough?
Yes
can we ban Lumine for that goblet
WTF, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT IT WAS A 50 CV ARTIFACT

Potential
gosh
gyatt
gosu
finally got my bootleg zhongli wife leveled, dw gamers
was it worth building her physical? hey, the important thing is that she's here and she sleepy
reee, have to wait tomorrow










































