Sports Megathread

[thorny patio]

2 run hr. 6 to 0. It's the 5th. Seattle is up rn

[thorny patio]

Stressing hard rn

6 to 5

Fucking classic seattle

6 - 7 san diego win

[lost pine]

I wish I never saw the score

[normal flax]

I found the newest dumbest Tampa Bay sports take yet. The Rays and Bucs should swap locations.

[vale bramble]

[misty coyote]

it would be kinda hard for the rays to fill either stadium

or any team for that matter

in the mlb that is

[thorny patio]

Oakland really

[thorny patio]

I was watching it. I watched them let in 5 runs in the 9th

[vale bramble]

Boone with his first ejection

What a terrible series this was

Terrible ass pitching

[thorny patio]

Oh finally.

[solar night]

Now that Kenley Jansen is 3rd all time in saves, his Hall of Fame case is interesting

I've gone back and forth on whether or not he would have my vote right now

[normal flax]

Sweep #2 confirmed

[solar night]

Parker Messick of the Guardians has allowed 0 hits through 8 innings, and his night might be over

He came back out

First pitch single. Over

[normal flax]

F

[thorny patio]

https://www.mlb.com/news/parker-messick-takes-no-hitter-into-the-9th-inning?adobe_mc=TS%3D1776393790|MCMID%3D83921468851107463617351748018469051294|MCORGID%3DA65F776A5245B01B0A490D44%40AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=dark

He was so close 😭

[summer nymph]

we lost again

[thorny patio]

If u haven't seen the movie 42 I recommend watching it

[vale bramble]

Former Angels LEGEND Garret Anderson passed away

Only 53 years young. R.I.P.

[solar night]

Yeah...

The single t man

[silent barn]

Way too young, RIP

[misty coyote]

o7

[thorny patio]

Broken bat by Texas in the 9th. Like it broke almost cleanly in half

[thorny patio]

we have won 5 games this month. 4 where to the trashros. thats just baseball in April.

[mild abyss]

Don’t worry I feel the pain as a jays fan too

[vale bramble]

[solar night]

It's funny, but remember that it was a goal and not a guarantee

[thorny patio]

3 tied for first rn

Cws and cle are both playing rn. Cws is playing Oak. And Cle is playing Bal

Cws and Oak are in extras rn

[thorny patio]

Twins manger got tossed

[misty coyote]

Minnesota almost swept the tigers btw

[thorny patio]

Yeah

[misty coyote]

The wild are crushing the fake stars right now

Serves them right for betraying g us

It’s 6-1

They are playing in Dallas

[vale bramble]

https://fixupx.com/adamschefter/status/2045660038488817698?s=46&t=Pfcc9LSz_ky7gkPFVeROOA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Draft week blockbuster: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, per ESPN sources.
︀︀
︀︀The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

**💬 572 🔁 1.1K ❤️ 4.7K 👁️ 550.1K **

FixupX · Apr 19, 2026, 12:25 AM

[solar night]

I bet Dexter Lawrence is a secret agent for the FBI

[misty coyote]

If the giants can not fuck up the picks they can be loaded

[normal flax]

Walls with the home steal from 1st in the 11th

[normal flax]

Inning 13! Give it up for Inning 13!

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[normal flax]

Mullins with a 2 run homer!

[vale bramble]

Cedric?

[normal flax]

Yes

https://giphy.com/gifs/dj-kitty-cat-d77o7i3tHnKda

We take those

[thorny patio]

Mariners baseball in April

[thorny patio]

We won.

Meaning we have won 6 games in April

[normal flax]

Forgot to setup my hockey bracket before the games yesterday

[thorny patio]

The dodgers losing to the rockies wasn't on my bingo list for 2026 baseball

[silent barn]

First NL team the Dodgers have lost to all season

That's baseball Suzyn

[vale bramble]

Mets lose 11th straight

[mild abyss]

Yikes

Do they have a bunch of injuries too or just starting off cold?

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/mets-new-york-mets-dumpster-fire-lolmets-lol-mets-gif-14941643006778651640

[vale bramble]

They’re the Mets

[silent barn]

Today's loss for them was especially Mets-like

Baseball terrorist Devin Williams strikes again

[vale bramble]

Every team has injuries, so what’s their excuse? They’re the Mets

[silent barn]

Yankees offense this series has been awesome

Wish we could play the Royals everyday

[thorny patio]

Is it me, or are we seeming to get more extra innings now, then we did before abs?

[vale bramble]

Dodgers down 9-5 against colorado in the 9th inning

[thorny patio]

And the Colorado rockies win it

[thorny patio]

They have now lost to the rockies twice

[vale bramble]

Something very few teams accomplished last year

[silent barn]

You love to see it

[solar night]

America is eating good today

[thorny patio]

Yes I do

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/all-rise-kourtlyn-wiggins-ms-pat-settles-it-let-us-all-stand-bet-networks-gif-11458673300388960158

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[thorny patio]

Weren't the yankees in a rain delay?

At the start. Or am I imagining this

[vale bramble]

Postponed 3 hours start time

[thorny patio]

So 2:34 (3 hour delay)?

[vale bramble]

Original start time at 1:15. actual start time 4:20~~ (Blaze it 🔥 )~~

[thorny patio]

The way the time for the rain delay wasn't showing up yet

It was two hours and forty five minutes for the rain delay

Which is longer than the game was

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/blueboxdave/status/2045998299337912717?s=46

David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave)

The last time the Mets won a baseball game Iran had a navy.

X · Apr 19, 2026, 10:49 PM

[thorny patio]

Oh David thats dark. But probably right

[thorny patio]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkHeuPnq/

The @ houston astors be crazy

[scarlet cargo]

Boston Marathon has been awesome today

top 3 men all broke the previous course record

[vale bramble]

[silent barn]

No way 😭

[misty coyote]

imagine we sweep them

[thorny patio]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DXOL5OSDdXu/?igsh=NzJqb2l2bjZvb3Br

Season 6 already

@lost pine so Donavan is on 10 day il and Masterboni is on 60 day il. So the guy let we call up is called Will Wilson. Our coach's name Dan Wilson. Will's number 7. Dan's number 6.

[lost pine]

Wilson 6 7

[thorny patio]

He could have had any number that was not one within Dan's. Yet, he got one that isn't within dan's to make it confusing

[normal flax]

Rays are sucking again. Lightning are looking like another first round exit. Bucs I have no hope for.

[thorny patio]

Why it do
R
H
P
Like that?

[vale bramble]

His name is too long for you browser

[thorny patio]

This is the mlb abb

App

[vale bramble]

So was this

[thorny patio]

I got mine from the standing page and clicking on them

A ball just bounced off the ground and hit him in the balls

[thorny patio]

Rip Colorado wining over the Dodgers

2/4 is still good

[silent barn]

I will finish all of my undergrad without the Rockies winning a series vs the Dodgers

Last time they won a series vs LA was June 2022

[scarlet cargo]

Sox-Yanks tonight

As always, fuck the Yankees

[vale bramble]

Respectfully, fuck the Red Sox it’s Rivalry week. 🤝

[silent barn]

As always fuck the Red Sox and here’s to a good series

[vale bramble]

@silent barn @summer nymph

https://tenor.com/view/giancarlo-stanton-new-york-yankees-hitting-the-ball-major-league-baseball-striking-the-ball-gif-12815402711279976530

[summer nymph]

bang

[thorny patio]

We just DFA a good pitcher for some guy. Hes some guy because this guy has never played in MLB

Fucking seattle

[silent barn]

that was a fuckin bomb

[vale bramble]

Stanton loves hitting at Fenway

[thorny patio]

Fuck u Yankees

GO RED SOXS

[vale bramble]

Wooooow

No dog in the fight and you got fightin words

[thorny patio]

-# I know it not soxs but I personally feel that the s needs to be there

Haha take that out judge

I hope aaron boone gets ejected at least once during this series

[vale bramble]

Cats…since you’ve walked yourself into this rivalry. Know that nothing said in this 3 game span is personal. 🤝

[thorny patio]

Is it cold in Boston?

[vale bramble]

Yes

The northeast is in the 40’s-50’s right now

[thorny patio]

Oh i willing walked in

[thorny patio]

What in the seattle weather?

[vale bramble]

Doesnt get warm Northeast until May’ish to June

April is typically still cold like this

[thorny patio]

So seattle kinda.
-# we have been in the 70s for a few days. Now we back in the 50s to 60s

[vale bramble]

43 in boston tonight

[thorny patio]

Its nice to Yankees not in the pinstripes

[vale bramble]

I like the away grays

Plenty of teams have pinstripes

Even the Me… 🤮 …The Meeee 🤮 ….the team across town. They have pinstripes

[thorny patio]

Ah yes the l11 team

I personally hate white, mostly because they show all of the dirt

It's giving video game

[vale bramble]

Lmao i hate the umpire pov

It’s a horrible way to watch a swing

[thorny patio]

I want to know they put the camera on the ump

Just saw a player get described as this "A sparkplug type who puts balls in play"

That was a close one

TAKE THAT L JUDGE

[vale bramble]

lmao he walked anyway

bet on stanton in fenway

[solar night]

If you hate the Yankees, that doesn't mean you have to hate every Yankee @thorny patio

What do you have against Judge?

[thorny patio]

Mvp. In November.

[solar night]

Fair

[thorny patio]

Cal should have gotten it

[scarlet cargo]

yes it does

fuck aaron judge

(he is good)

[vale bramble]

This is the right answer. As a Yankees fan I hate every Red Sox player manager coach GM and everyone involved in the franchise. I hate their minor league players who have never seen the big leagues before. It’s a kind of hatred you have to feel in your bones

I expect the same from Damp

The difference is I hate the Yankees management too

[solar night]

You have to learn to like some of those people when they join the Yankees

[silent barn]

❌

[vale bramble]

Only IF they join

Like johnny damon

Loved him as a yankee

Youkilis? Ellsbury? Terrible yankees

Wasted space

[vale bramble]

G FUCKING G

[mild abyss]

this is a whole other level of hatred 😭

[vale bramble]

imagine being a Mets fan right now

bout to lose their 12th straight after blowing their 3-0 lead

it's now 5-3 top 9 with bases loaded and no outs

[silent barn]

Daaa Yankees win

And lol Mets

This shit is so so fucking funny

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-gif-5103666

Make it 12

[silent barn]

LOLMETS

[solar night]

The ESPN notification about the Mets showed someone with a bag over their head. It's gotten that bad

[thorny patio]

Good news Yankees fan mets lost

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[vale bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcU_JV-o_pQ

36 minutes of Derek Jeter

[silent barn]

Great day really

Red Sox, Mets, Astros, Rays, and O’s all lost

Dodgers and Blue Jays trailing too 🍿

[thorny patio]

ASTROS?

FUCK YEAH

[mild abyss]

holy almost a hoffman disaterclass but varland came in CLUTCH

we actually won a series !!!

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-strikes-sweet-dreams-good-night-weather-gif-8083681424896285408

[solar night]

The Nationals and Astros are also top 2 in runs allowed by a long shot

[thorny patio]

In case you didn't know this, because I don't think many people know this hockey glass can break

[misty coyote]

as a minnesotan i am well aware of this

[vale bramble]

[misty coyote]

i thoguht that was a culvers menu for a second

[normal flax]

Ok good. We stopped a sweep.

[thorny patio]

I can't believe im going to say this but I want san francisco to win.

[thorny patio]

Ur cross town rivals?

[vale bramble]

Furthest thing from “rivals”

The yankees havent lost 12 in a row since 1908

[thorny patio]

Soto is back

[thorny patio]

The... Mets... Won...

BOOO YANKEES

[normal flax]

Its NFL draft day

[misty coyote]

I thought that draft day was next week 😭

id watch today but i dont really got a reason 😂

[vale bramble]

Draft Night!!! Giants got two picks in the top 10!! I think we might trade down at least one of them

Also i think this draft will determine if we sign OBJ as a pity signing

[misty coyote]

sign his retirement contract

he aint going to go back i have a feeling after what went down

[vale bramble]

I dont want him. If anything he should just sign a 1 day retirement like you mentioned. I hope most giants fans dont think he’s worth signing for real. Idc how his workouts have looked. The last thing he did as a Giant was diss the organization and now he’s crying wolf to come back. Like bro…be so for real right now

Oh the giants might sweep the dodgers today didnt know that

[misty coyote]

PLEASE DODGERS

PLEASE

LOSE

[thorny patio]

I 2nd that

Also ugh we are like not in the top 30 I think for draft. Because we do did win the super bowl

[misty coyote]

DRAFT NIGHT

[vale bramble]

Good luck to y’alls teams tonight. hope your draft picks are terrible and they don’t live up to the noise. Go Giants

[misty coyote]

Good news for me

I ain’t got no picks tonight

[vale bramble]

[misty coyote]

And once again thanks Jerry

[vale bramble]

Hey where’s gr3at job???

Did he leave the server?

I tried tagging him

[misty coyote]

HE did

hopefully he will be back but we will have to see

[vale bramble]

Oh wait he changed his name…

@devout mesa

Why’d Jerry sell your picks

[misty coyote]

I’m predicting it now

Ty Simpson will be the next shadeur sanders

[misty coyote]

Also I hope y’all in ny pick well

[vale bramble]

Dont worry we won’t

[misty coyote]

I want y’all to do well this year

[misty coyote]

You got harbaugh

He is decent at drafting g

[vale bramble]

Yes but no wr’s

Nabers is still recovering

[misty coyote]

He might be fine by the season stat

[vale bramble]

And our last year #1 signed elswhere

[misty coyote]

If not a couple games in

[vale bramble]

Cam Schlittler 8 strong innings

After he talked all that shit and got death threats in return

Bro balled out

[warm flicker]

it would not be the same at all

[devout mesa]

trading down to get a 4th offensive lineman named Tyler

[plucky barn]

Lmao Arizona punted the draft

[warm flicker]

titans??

[misty coyote]

I wouldn’t be suprised

[warm flicker]

wish we would’ve traded down or maybe picked arvell reese but i have no hope for this season maybe the offense can be a little exciting

[misty coyote]

And then get a 4th Tyler at lineman

With the second pic

[misty coyote]

Have fun with Ty Simpson most likely

If someone doesn’t pick him first

[vale bramble]

Giants up

[devout mesa]

i think the browns are taking ty simpson

[vale bramble]

Hoping for a lockdown Safety

[warm flicker]

hope the steelers get him so we wait until next year to draft a qb

[misty coyote]

True this draft is kinda ass

[warm flicker]

i’d rather have minshew start for a season than have simpson if brisset wanting money causes issues ✌️

either way at least i have kyler to support if the cardinals do nothing

[devout mesa]

hope the giants get another meat head to hang out with skat and dart

turn that locker room into a frat house

[misty coyote]

You been dojng well lately great

[misty coyote]

HELL YEHA

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

YANKEES DUB

[devout mesa]

ye, spending a lot less time online, hit the gym, remodeling the house

[misty coyote]

Good to hear you are doing well

[vale bramble]

@silent barn @summer nymph the rest of the season dont matter

We swept the Sox

[misty coyote]

Watch them pic a linebacker

[vale bramble]

Giants take the LB

I guess this is probably due to losing Dex

[misty coyote]

Hopefully he does better than last years pick

Who was a whiff

[vale bramble]

Make this pick make sense

[misty coyote]

They can’t score points if the qb is on the ground every 2 seconds

Also watch that usc guy go to them at 10 now

The wr

[devout mesa]

to bully the cowboys' wall of tylers

[vale bramble]

Chiefs traded up for 6

Wonder what they want so badly

[misty coyote]

A dumb decision imo

You are rebuilding you need actual players on offense

Since their recieving core is ass

[devout mesa]

man.... there really aren't that many big names in this draft

[misty coyote]

Yeah

That’s what I said to myself mid cfb season

This draft is going to be ass

The chiefs lost a lot of big pieces

Especially in secondary

[vale bramble]

Bruh

The haul the chiefs gave up for this

They moved up 3 spots

[misty coyote]

DONT SPOIL IT

[vale bramble]

Fkn wild

[devout mesa]

if the browns pick a QB, that was a hella value trade for them lol

[misty coyote]

DONT YOU DARE

IT HASNT UPDSTED YET

Ouch yeah that was a lame ass pick

[devout mesa]

uh

[vale bramble]

They wasted that

[misty coyote]

If he isn’t a pat surtain level talent he isn’t worth that pick

[vale bramble]

Hilarious

He would have been available in 3 more picks

[misty coyote]

Exactly

[devout mesa]

did the commanders or saints really need a CB bad enough to justify trading up?

[vale bramble]

You gotta think THE WORLD of someone to do what they just did

[misty coyote]

Nope lma

[vale bramble]

They just gambled so hard for this kid

[misty coyote]

They gabled a lot on their draft pics in the past

And it hasnt worked out so far for them

Wait did Bobby retire?

[vale bramble]

Bobby bouche?

[misty coyote]

Bruh did you just spoil it again

[devout mesa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CPuDsWYW3NLfW

[misty coyote]

No I mean Bobby Wagner

[vale bramble]

The lesser Bobby

[devout mesa]

of course mendoza would do a LinkedIn commercial

bro looks like LinkedIn

John LinkedIn

"what getting drafted #1 overall taught me about B2B software sales"

[misty coyote]

Can’t help but to think back to last year and the sadeur embarrassment from the first 2 days

[devout mesa]

that was so good

it's going to be so much funnier when cleveland picks a QB next

[vale bramble]

They just played sweet caroline and i threw up in my mouth

What a terrible song 🤢

Red Sox got swept btw

[devout mesa]

i'd cry too if i got drafted by the saints right now, sheeeeeeeeyit

[misty coyote]

Don’t think they will

With the qbs available the smart option would be to wait till next year when they have a better pick and get a high quality wb

And use their picks restoring the depth

[devout mesa]

the browns don't have a "smart option"

they're the fkn BROWNS

[misty coyote]

Fair

Good pic honestly

[vale bramble]

That is a BIG BOY

👀

[misty coyote]

With what they needed

[devout mesa]

i stand corrected

[vale bramble]

OMG

6’5” 311lbs

Jesus..

[devout mesa]

and that's all fkn muscle too, wtf

[vale bramble]

Bro looks jacked

Aint no fat on that boy

[misty coyote]

Good pickup if they can get him up to speed

Bengals up

Wait no

It’s the men again

[vale bramble]

No safety

…

[devout mesa]

keep an eye on the Ravens

[vale bramble]

I don’t know how much i like this first round as a giants fan

[misty coyote]

The boys traded up

Let me guess

[devout mesa]

i have a feeling the ravens are about to make their offense even scarier

[misty coyote]

They spent both picks

[misty coyote]

They are def gonna do tha

[devout mesa]

if they grab Kenyon Sadiq, it's over

that guy is actually terrifying

[vale bramble]

The cowboys really made a move up one pick trade with the dolphins

Wtf

[devout mesa]

6'3 1/8", 241lbs
and he ran a 4.39

[misty coyote]

What position?

[devout mesa]

art of the deal

[devout mesa]

TE

[misty coyote]

I figured

[devout mesa]

jerry

[vale bramble]

Good pick bad trade

What a dumb trade

[devout mesa]

very dumb trade

but a good pick

[vale bramble]

Dolphins werent gonna take downs

Y’all just lost two picks

For nothing

[devout mesa]

we lost two picks because Jerral Wayne Jones Sr. WILL NOT DIE

[vale bramble]

HALL OF FAMER Jerry Jones

[devout mesa]

"i was too excited to listen" is a BOLD thing to say about jerry jones immediately after being drafted lmao

[misty coyote]

I agree

We love Jerry

Also I’m proud of Jerry for not picking another Tyler this year

[vale bramble]

6’7”!!! 352lbs

OH MY GOODNESS

6’7”

[misty coyote]

Jeff never should have left

It would be funny if Diego pavia was selected by the packers in the later rounds

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-miss-you-squidward-tom-conway-gif-14138586

Here lies the cowboys hopes and dreams

[devout mesa]

WOAH

[summer nymph]

BANG 😛

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704

[devout mesa]

absolutely did not expect that

[vale bramble]

Wtf is this pick

[misty coyote]

THEY ARE REALLY REPLACING MATT STAFFORD XD

that was a mistake

[summer nymph]

wait what

i’m not watching the draft

wtf

[devout mesa]

rams drafted bama's QB

[summer nymph]

bro WHAT

[devout mesa]

at #13

[summer nymph]

actually

[misty coyote]

Odd selection tho I see the vision

[summer nymph]

that’s a fine pick

not this high but i get it

[misty coyote]

That is the best landing spot for him to

[devout mesa]

i mean stafford isn't getting any younger

so it kinda makes sense for simpson to sit as QB2 for a while

[solar night]

But they just took him with the 13th pick

[devout mesa]

but I don't think this QB class is nearly good enough to justify a high pick. i would have waited until next year

[misty coyote]

Honestly for his talent I think it could be worth it

[devout mesa]

here we go, let's see if the Ravens offense goes from scary to terrifying

[misty coyote]

Why did you spoil it for me

[devout mesa]

i didn't

[misty coyote]

Yes you did

[devout mesa]

i was saying "let's see if they do", as in the pick hadn't happened yet

lol

[misty coyote]

Tha tackle will def complete their offense

I wonder if they have the graduation style pronunciation cards for each other players team I would actually fit perfectly kind of funny to see

[devout mesa]

the vice principal mispronounced my last name when i graduated high school, which is crazy since she was my kindergarten teacher too lol

oh shoot, my coworker is at the draft

good god that guy is massive

6'6 3/4", 317lbs

wait i just saw the jets took Sadiq

RIP

[vale bramble]

The draft picks this year are all GIGANTIC human beings

[misty coyote]

The fuck are the Vikings doing they just took a defense player when they’re offensive line is ass. They have like nobody in the backfield right now.

[wide cape]

yall think sheduer sanders is getting picked tn

hes got to right

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[devout mesa]

are you FUCKING kidding me jerry

[devout mesa]

WHY IS EVERYBODY GIGANTIC

[wide cape]

lol

he said 6'7

hahaha

[devout mesa]

https://giphy.com/gifs/goofball-6767-676767-XMMUWcz4XtDTNgZj22

you know what, i can't be too mad about the cowboys. at least we have Quinnen Williams now

[thorny patio]

This is crazy to me. A no no but u lost

[misty coyote]

Which Tyler are they gonna take

[devout mesa]

jerry has two moves, either another Tyler or a corn-fed Iowa boy

aiight i'm not mad about the pick

[misty coyote]

Interesting pick

[devout mesa]

if i were him i'd see if i could work remote

city kinda blows

[misty coyote]

Chiefs traded up

[misty coyote]

Why did the chiefs trade up again lmao

There has been so many trades today

[summer nymph]

hey chat

i got back from showering

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-lenny-stupid-get-ready-gif-20360364

cowboys

[misty coyote]

Why

Did they select a defensive tackle

The jets now have 3 first round picks

The teams at the end here really don’t want to pick

[vale bramble]

One more pick finally

This shit goes on way too long for only being 32 picks

Fkn 3+ hours

[misty coyote]

It’s 5 minutes per pick

[vale bramble]

Dude just attempted to break all the speakers with that scream

[misty coyote]

he was close as hell to that mic

[vale bramble]

[misty coyote]

He gave the sound engineers a heart attack

[silent barn]

you love to fuckin see it

[thorny patio]

We got a RB

Our next number is 64 IF we don't trade it away

[thorny patio]

Politely FUCK U

[vale bramble]

Kindly…you’re not even a Red Sox fan

https://tenor.com/view/damian-meangirls-mean-girls-she-gif-15018319599560486026

[thorny patio]

Yeah but I still hate the Yankees

[normal flax]

I see we drafted a much needed linebacker that can be Sapp 2.0

Also imagine going from one of the best college teams ever to one of the worst pro teams ever.

[silent barn]

If you were a Red Sox fan I’d get this behavior

[vale bramble]

She sippin hatorade

[normal flax]

There are only two teams its reasonable to hate. The Astros and the Dodgers.

[vale bramble]

Yankees haven’t won anything in 17 years. Not like we’ve been winning enough to hate us

[solar night]

I understand that a pennant and some division titles aren't enough for the fanbase, but those also aren't nothing

There are teams that have no division titles, pennants, or championships since 2009

[thorny patio]

It took us a long time to get the those. It took since 2001 to get back to the alcs

Ugh the trashros are playing the Yankees

[vale bramble]

Second place is just the first loser. Making it to the W.S. And losing is worse than not making it at all

Also in this day and age where we have like 4 wild card teams, division titles mean a little bit less than they used to

[thorny patio]

Yeah well u have still been in the 50 years to a ws

[normal flax]

At least you won a WS

[vale bramble]

Pulling Blake Snell super early was easily y’alls biggest mistake in franchise history

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/camfkschlittler/status/2047481246666657941?s=46

Cam Fucking Schlittler (@CamFkSchlittler)

Schlittler 1.77 ERA 41K 35.2 IP

Skubal 2.72 ERA 38K 31.1 IP

Skenes 3.27 ERA 23K 22I.0 IP

DEMON #RepBX #yankees

X · Apr 24, 2026, 1:02 AM

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-gif-5103666

[thorny patio]

What team?

[normal flax]

Rays

[thorny patio]

Yeah

[thorny patio]

How long have they been around?

[normal flax]

'98

[thorny patio]

Aw u and D-backs are tiny babies. U both joined in '98

But the D-backs have won a ws. Granted, it was in 2001, but still

[normal flax]

We've been twice

[thorny patio]

2008 and 2020

You were sort of screwed on one of those

The way it says no

U might have to boost your volume to hear it

I'm sorry we've been close to going to the world series four times?????

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

Anyone else watching day 2 of the draft???

Little kid just shit on every Steelers fan in attendance

“Steelers still suck”

Kid is like 7 years old

[misty coyote]

The hell the Vikings doing again

They drafted a linebacker

You don’t need a linebacker dumbasses

[vale bramble]

Good talent pick-up

Idk what they need though

[misty coyote]

ITS A MIRACLE

WE TOOK A CORNER

[misty coyote]

They don’t need linebackers

They need oline and corners

[vale bramble]

Pat’s a fkn maniac

[thorny patio]

Go mets.

We see it. We say NOTHING

They messed it up but

[vale bramble]

69th pick

By DA Bears

[thorny patio]

With the 64th Seattle took a S

[vale bramble]

Go Rockies

GIANTS DRAFTED A WR!!!

[thorny patio]

Thank u rockies

[misty coyote]

They made a dumb pick

Even if he is a good run blocker I think teams will be more aware of the bears run ability and try to prepare for it more this next year

[thorny patio]

Thats a time

[vale bramble]

Ten minutes from now

[thorny patio]

Yeah

[thorny patio]

Fun fact milb doesn't use pitch com. They still use their hands

[thorny patio]

Seat at the milb game I went to

[thorny patio]

Soto with the mets contract is 750,000,000. That Dodgers guy is only 50,000,000 less at 700,000,000

For reference trout is 426,500,000

Trout is the next biggest after that Dodgers guy

[normal flax]

Dude, the Montreal v Tampa Bay playoff games have all been decided in OT

[solar night]

Soto's contract is $765m

[thorny patio]

Still crazy

[solar night]

and everyone likes to inflate it by $35m and call it $800m, which is a pet peeve of mine

[thorny patio]

Hey at least I under and not over did it

Also if we where rounding up it would be $770m because thats the next thing up. Not $800m

[mild abyss]

Aaand thats another one of our good players to the IL 💔💔

[mild abyss]

It’s crazy how evenly matched it’s been

[thorny patio]

Watching something and they bought out steroids. So obviously the Yankees come into the question. They're on a road trip down in baltimore. It's dark, but it caught me off guard and made me laugh

[solar night]

...what? That made no sense @thorny patio

[thorny patio]

They brought up the Yankees because the Yankees did steroids

[solar night]

During the steroid era? When every team had juicers?

[thorny patio]

The 90s

The show also takes play in new york so

[solar night]

What's the name of the show?

[thorny patio]

Law and order

Anyway, apparently it's will wilson's first game is seattle mariner, while dan wilson, the coach coaches. And their numbers are six for, will wil wilson and 7 for dan wilson. 67. They are literally a number of parts just to be confusing

Bryce miller was a pitcher for us. It got injured and it's doing rehab for some reason. And i'm confused by this, because this doesn't make sense, he did a game in tacoma, and then he's now with everett our other, minor leage team. He's made two starts one in tacoma and one in Everett. But why did he do one in tacoma and then go to Everett?

Ummmmmm. What

3 home runs. 1 of which was a grand slam. And thats players first hr of the season

[normal flax]

Close enough. Welcome back Orioles.

[misty coyote]

@scarlet cargo the Sox did a thing

[midnight drift]

Well. I'm pretty happy with the picks that the Buccs made.

[scarlet cargo]

Now they’ll go back to not hitting

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/2048174982509773120?s=46&t=1OIr29tO_p3tUx5Ak-UlFg

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell ESPN.

While the Red Sox won today, they are 10-17 and in last in the American League East. Massive change is coming in Boston.

X · Apr 25, 2026, 10:59 PM

First thing y’all need to do is find someone to make a line-up

[silent barn]

It is really funny getting fired after they won 17-1 today

[scarlet cargo]

Don’t understand why Breslow is still here

[mild abyss]

damn they fired a bunch of coaches as well crazy

[normal flax]

GG

[vale bramble]

"Game planning coach" is the most made up fake ass title i've ever heard

[solar night]

It was Jason Varitek, so I think he was working with the pitchers and catchers

[vale bramble]

it's BECAUSE it was Jason Varitek that it's a made up title

[normal flax]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXiLdl-kQo9/?igsh=MWMwcjkzazRiaHl3aQ==

[vale bramble]

It’s hilarious how many draft pick announcers have shit on the home state this year

Absolutely no fucks given

[vale bramble]

8 in a row

https://giphy.com/gifs/yesnetwork-yankees-yanks-win-Rhk90LvJ71SfG8llsT

[thorny patio]

IMPORTANT INFO IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEATTLE FOR THE WORLD CUP FOR SOCCER DO NOT DRIVE AROUND. TRUST ME TAKE AN UBER OR LIFT.
From a washington state residence

[mild abyss]

Stop winning please, thanks 🙏

[normal flax]

Cool

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-don't-think-i-will-cap-avengers-marvel-gif-6420739801263939210

[normal flax]

Sweep #3 locked in

AL East really is just between the Rays and the Yankees this year.

[misty coyote]

Insert both teams throwing later in the season

[normal flax]

When all of the AL realizes it means playing the Dodgers in the World Series

[misty coyote]

Dodgers don’t make it this year I’m calling it

[vale bramble]

Just for you, today we did

[thorny patio]

Red soxs won after getting rid of their coaches

Angles v royals got moved up because of rain that was coming around og start time. Then in the 7th it starts raining.

[solar night]

The Rockies are genuinely doing so well compared to expectations

and the Mets are "Mets-ing"

[vale bramble]

It’s ok! They signed Their $700m man last year! They run New York now

[silent barn]

So much money to get swept by the Rockies

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/rockies/status/2048559629982961808?s=46

Colorado Rockies (@Rockies)

Hey @EmpireStateBldg, just an idea…

X · Apr 27, 2026, 12:27 AM

[thorny patio]

Personally I love this for Colorado

[normal flax]

3-2 to the Bolts in regulation this time

[misty coyote]

Boo

I want the Canadians

[solar night]

I didn't remember there being opt-outs, let alone that soon

I was assuming that we'd see him in a Mets uniform for 15 years unless he retired or got traded

[vale bramble]

There’s 2-3 opt outs built in iirc

[thorny patio]

Casey Legumina's nickname isn't, has never been, and will never be Lego. Just so u know rays fans

[solar night]

What do Rays fans have to do with this? He has never been a Ray in the big leagues

[thorny patio]

Don't call him lego as a nickname. Because he's a ray now

[solar night]

Oh

[thorny patio]

😂

[thorny patio]

It might rain during our game

Thats an empty stadium

Apparently you can wear a hoodie to play baseball

Fair challenge

Definitely raining

[thorny patio]

Overturned

Our pitcher isn't lasting long

The rain is picking up

[thorny patio]

Definitely true

73 pitches at the end of the 3rd

0 to 7 in the 4th. Oh he's so done

Just so we know the angles vs white soxs are in a rain delay and we are playing in the rain

[solar night]

[thorny patio]

1 hour and 15 min MAX before we have worse rain

[solar night]

You should join a Mariners fan Discord server @thorny patio

[thorny patio]

From a different game. Unfortunately they blew it

I very confused by that angles v white soxs game. It was supposed to be a 6:40 game. It's still in a delay. It's 8:24 rn

[thorny patio]

I yap about other teams

[solar night]

But you can talk about the Mariners with other Mariners fans

[thorny patio]

They gave an update in the way of dog pics and just dog pics

[thorny patio]

I don't think soxs are going to be able to play today

9:40 start time

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[thorny patio]

The delay was 3 hours exactly and game time was 2:53

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/2049134615231619429?s=12

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks)

Aaron Boone tells us Elmer Rodriguez will be called up to make his MLB debut tomorrow

X · Apr 28, 2026, 2:32 PM

@silent barn @summer nymph

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-gif-5103666

HE IS HERE

[silent barn]

🍿🍿🍿

We will be watching

Schlittler vs deGrom tonight also popcorn

[misty coyote]

my man was named after glue

[silent barn]

LOL

[vale bramble]

Tonight’s gonna be a great pitching match-up

[silent barn]

Wait I think you guys will love some lore about last nights game

[vale bramble]

DeGrom seems healthy (unfortunate for us)

L RE????

[silent barn]

I’m wrapping up my final week as an undergrad in college so my friends and I did a hot tub/grilling party and I set up my TV outside

[vale bramble]

👏

[silent barn]

One of my friends is a Rangers fan too so it was perfect

Got to enjoy some drinks, hot dogs, hot hub, and baseball 🔥

[misty coyote]

you better not have cooked the hot dogs in that hot tub water

[silent barn]

Haha I did not

[vale bramble]

Phillies manager fired

Don Mattingly takes over

[thorny patio]

Can i politely laugh at his first name?

[thorny patio]

who won?

[vale bramble]

His mamma named him. Do as you please

[silent barn]

Yankees

4-2

[thorny patio]

The Phillies.. who have the same record as the Mets?

also boston got theirs gone too

[thorny patio]

yankees are blue right?

are the rangers red or blue?

[solar night]

We don't need to answer that question. There are visual clues on the field and the broadcast scoreboard @thorny patio

[thorny patio]

which one? i asked 2

[solar night]

Both

You can also look up their logos

[thorny patio]

but the rangers have both red and blue in their logo

yankees are blue

[solar night]

The Yankees will wear their gray road uniforms

[thorny patio]

their still blue based off their logo

the yankees are playing the rangers are u?

[solar night]

The Rangers' home uniforms are mostly white

[thorny patio]

everyones homes seem to be white

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/2049162575607132215?s=46

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Its cheaper to get tickets to a Mets game than it is to get a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme 😳

(via @TickPick, @tacobell)

X · Apr 28, 2026, 4:23 PM

[thorny patio]

Oh its against the nats. That makes sense

[solar night]

You don't know that plenty of Nationals fans go to Mets home games and vice versa

[thorny patio]

i just thought the nats were also sucking

[solar night]

The pitching has sucked, but the offense has been one of the best in the league

[summer nymph]

we will all be there

[solar night]

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/48621117/sources-ncaa-basketball-tournaments-set-move-76-teams

If I understand this correctly, the First Four is now the First Twelve, and after that, everything else is the same

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/kroghma7/status/2049124412490756509?s=46

Matt (@kroghma7)

When the table that got seated after me gets their food before me

▶ Play video

X · Apr 28, 2026, 1:51 PM

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-homerun-baseball-mlb-gif-13518754

@silent barn @summer nymph

It’s Spencer Jones time

Or not

[silent barn]

Not quite but soon...

[silent barn]

Really not a fan of this

I do not need to see 17-16 Auburn making the tournament

[thorny patio]

Lumen field is going to be seattle stadium during the world cup

What the brewers vs dbacks score

[thorny patio]

I found out his full name Elmer Javier Rodriguez Cruz.

[misty coyote]

I think this is kinda pointless

since they are just going to use that to put the teams from weaker conferences in this so that people are less likely to see an upset

[solar night]

Hmm, idk about that. Some conferences are just too small to send more than their champion

We'll be seeing teams like 2025-26 Auburn, though

[silent barn]

I think it’s a really bad change unfortunately

If the committee is gonna reward at-large bids to mid-majors then yeah I’m all for it

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/underdogmlb/status/2049526352982753407?s=46

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Garrett Crochet placed on 15-day IL with left shoulder inflammation.

X · Apr 29, 2026, 4:28 PM

@scarlet cargo are you okay?

[silent barn]

But we all know it will be giving passes to shitty power 5 teams like Indiana or Auburn

[misty coyote]

which is kinda the issue im talking about

they arent realistically gonna give some weaker teams a chance they are just going to give it to power schools that didnt deserve it in the first place

[silent barn]

They should have a rule that if you finish sub .500 in conference you can’t get an at-large bid

[scarlet cargo]

season is over already

[misty coyote]

that would have kicked uconn out since most of the big east was below 500

[silent barn]

No I mean as in if your conference record is 8-10 for example

You can’t get an at-large

Not the entire conference combined

Like this year SMU was 8-10 in the ACC

[normal flax]

I didnt see Caminero getting hit by his own foul ball until today

[thorny patio]

Well that sucks fot them

[solar night]

Where they're playing, it's 12:35 PM

[normal flax]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXsxfT2DIbw/?igsh=MTdjaDA3eGdiMHVrZw==

[silent barn]

Timezones exist my friend

[silent barn]

I love this

[thorny patio]

One got postponed to tomorrow

[thorny patio]

No there's 2 games for astros and orioles

[solar night]

Game 1 is at 12:35, and Game 2 is TBD

It's a doubleheader. They happen

[thorny patio]

The giants v Phillies got 2 tomorrow. They also have a postponed one today

[thorny patio]

On a Thursday?

[solar night]

Yes

[thorny patio]

Its unintentional double headers

[solar night]

There are no intentional doubleheaders in MLB. They are always the result of a postponement

[thorny patio]

Seattle was supposed to have a intention one.

Then the scheduling worked out so its not happening but it was supposed to be one

Intentional double header

It was planned for us. It worked out that we didn't need it so it go moved to the 19th

[solar night]

Wow. I'm not sure if I've ever seen that before. I am sorry

[thorny patio]

Have the win always had a black jersey?

Its navy. It looks black. I'm watching yesterday's game

[vale bramble]

Yankees didnt play today but still won

[normal flax]

Meanwhile the Phillies are winning

[vale bramble]

Rare event this year

[solar night]

It's also the high point of the season so far for the Nationals

The high point of last season also involved taking 2 out of 3 in Queens, and I think they lost the first game that time too

[thorny patio]

No no that Colorado not sucking

As know as my nl team

So the mariners had the mariners ferry boats which they sold out of. They got department of transportation ferry boats in the meantime. Well the department of transportation ferry boats apparently sold out too.

Twice this has happened

[normal flax]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXx4kucxyMq/?igsh=ODdiNWM4dWt1ZHV0

How do you make it to the playoffs and suck this bad

[vale bramble]

OBJ posting all over his socials about coming back to the Giants…his latest one had Naruto welcoming himself back to the Village hidden in the leaves (New York Giants)

Bro’s trying to manifest so hard right now

[misty coyote]

@scarlet cargo are you nervous yet

The series is tied for you and Philly

[scarlet cargo]

im ready to lay down in traffic

[misty coyote]

You are praying this won’t age terribly

[solar night]

Ironically, behavior like this doesn't help his case IMO

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-rice-eat-rice-yankees-roll-call-gif-9035075165570256209

ARROZITO

[solar night]

The Rice is Right

[normal flax]

winning it in ot to take this to Game 7

[vale bramble]

Bananas are BANANAS

[normal flax]

A left field hitters dream field

[vale bramble]

Right fielders nightmare

[solar night]

So short that there's a net on the left field fence...unless it's getting removed before the game

[normal flax]

For Banana Ball they would have to because a fan catching a home run ball counts as an out.

[vale bramble]

Does that also count for homeruns or only foul balls?

[normal flax]

Any ball that goes into the stands. Its a Banana Ball thing

[vale bramble]

I didnt know a homerun could be caught as an out

[normal flax]

Not in regular baseball.

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[normal flax]

Actually found the worst take in all of sports.

"Human error can decide if you are winning or losing a game and thats dumb."

[solar night]

The Kentucky Betting Derby presented by Every Sportsbook In Existence is about to start

[solar night]

A female trainer won for the first time in the 152nd Kentucky Derby

[midnight drift]

Did anyone elsse see that Kentucky Derby? Crazy, probably the best one I've seen.

[vale bramble]

18 of the horses had the same Sire

What an insane statistic to just have on hand

[misty coyote]

@scarlet cargo try to not get to high bloodrlessure tonight

[solar night]

(Secretariat, of course)

[vale bramble]

Ayo! Dude Perfect is at the Bananas Game!

Ty is getting the Golden At Bat

he struck out

[scarlet cargo]

It’s over

Don’t even care anymore

[thorny patio]

got the lore drop i didnt know about

what do u mean randy is a reason we are in seattle rick???

dang randy is old

yet he went into the hof as a dback

dan not being in a suit is so wrong

rip the expos

i dont think we are starting this game on time

[mild abyss]

STOPP WINNINGGGG

[thorny patio]

i 2nd that

[thorny patio]

yeah no. it was a 6:40 start. its 6:50 and they are just now done

[misty coyote]

Rip to this prediction

[vale bramble]

Angels walk off the Lolmets

[thorny patio]

Nice angels. Kansas City won in extras against Seattle

[vale bramble]

Cal raleigh might also miss time

Mariners called up a farm hand catcher

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[silent barn]

This series is far worse than a total midoff

It is a total shitoff

[solar night]

Considering the Dudes met at Texas A&M, the Bananas had to take the opportunity

[solar night]

The story of the 1995 Mariners is one of the greatest in sports history

[solar night]

They were going to leave Seattle if the team missed the playoffs because of a citywide vote for ballpark funding

[vale bramble]

This is a sattirical post

Those are very affordable sodas btw. Hot dogs are a bit high and that cotton candy price is out of control

[thorny patio]

General soreness

[vale bramble]

That’s good news for y’all. Just overplaying him then I guess

[midnight drift]

That cotton candy price is what is known as the "kid tax"

[thorny patio]

https://www.mlb.com/news/cal-raleigh-right-side-discomfort?affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=dark

[midnight drift]

Alright, let's go Lightning..

[midnight drift]

Shit

[thorny patio]

See this is what ur SUPPOSED to do when u move a game up. Not move it up 30 mins and hope for the best

[vale bramble]

https://fxtwitter.com/yankees/status/2051075390051885509

New York Yankees (@Yankees)

Following today’s game, the Yankees returned INF Anthony Volpe from his rehab assignment, reinstated him from the 10-day injured list and optioned him to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

**💬 307 🔁 394 ❤️ 3.9K 👁️ 329.0K **

FxTwitter · May 3, 2026, 11:04 PM

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-gif-5103666

WE HAVE BEEN HEARD

[midnight drift]

So once again, Montreal gets a fluke goal

[mild abyss]

welp atleast theres a canadian team still in the playoffs

[lofty basin]

GO HABS GO

[misty coyote]

Yay Canadians win

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-i'm-ready-spongebob-gif-4184634661624368935

[solar night]

real

[misty coyote]

tf is going in the wild game

its 5 to 5 at the start of the third period

[misty coyote]

MakeitstopMakeitstopMakeitstopMakeitstopMakeitstop

[thorny patio]

Final score 6-9

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/2051273196469440874?s=12

Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks)

Rest in peace to the legendary John Sterling

X · May 4, 2026, 12:10 PM

And for the last time we truly have heard

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-animated-cartoon-comedy-police-man-gif-3461661

[silent barn]

RIP

A radio legend

[solar night]

How did this happen?

[vale bramble]

88 years old. Had a heart attack last year. No official statement on what it was. But he was an old man

[mild abyss]

Wow that was a shocker… rest in peace. 🙏

[thorny patio]

Those are horrible eras

Other than the last guy. But his first ever mlb game was yesterday

That's an era

[vale bramble]

[solar night]

I had to watch this again. In my opinion, it's the best call in John Sterling's career, and it came before he joined the Yankees
https://youtu.be/HVpjWNfnHww?si=QF7IuWd3fE_3dTKE

[thorny patio]

AAAAAAA.

Sorry I have trauma over eighteen innings

[thorny patio]

He and Dave Niehaus, are up there together calling the games.

[thorny patio]

Correction: Every single announcer is up there, calling the games for their own team. Hoping they go to a world series and win

[solar night]

Don't worry. Thanks to him, the game reached the 19th

[vale bramble]

RED ALERT RED ALERT

the AL Central is up for grabs!!

[misty coyote]

except for the twins and white sox

we suck

[thorny patio]

Cal is out again.

[thorny patio]

Wait the white soxs don't suck? When this was 2024

[wide cape]

WHAT

NO

SAY IT AINT SO

YANKEES have to win tn

i need to post one in memorium

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

https://tenor.com/view/enough-to-make-a-grown-man-cry-gif-12572460963092080525

[thorny patio]

They have JS on their caps 😭

You had a hole inning break. You let him throw a pitch and then called it

Red soxs vs tigers

[vale bramble]

That’s hilarious

[thorny patio]

This is the most empty stadium i've seen. It's giving covid season

There's people there, there's just all on the concourse.There's like no one in their seats

The rain. You know fair

Colorado versus detroit. One of these did the right thing and moved it up further than thirty minutes

Found out in the middle of the sixth that they had advised fans to seek shelter yet they kept playing till the eighth

There was lightning too. The minute there is lightning. You call the game there

[solar night]

https://www.mlb.com/news/michael-kay-tribute-to-john-sterling-on-aaron-judge-homer

He forgot to say "All rise!" oh well

[normal flax]

Dub acquired

[vale bramble]

Hey…stop that

https://tenor.com/view/2001-shrek-meme-dreamworks-discord-gif-16063736389419579951

You’re keeping the AL East too close

[thorny patio]

I don't know if it's just about tampa or yankees. But if it's yankees, let them win this game

Can someone stop cursing us please?

We lost another pitcher to the il

We might lose cal to il

We have 10 on it. 8 technically. 1 is day to day. 1 is out till 27

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

First YANKEES win without John Sterling

[thorny patio]

1 - 12 final score

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/royals-jun-brett-phillips-baseball-is-fun-wow-man-gif-24315280

[thorny patio]

Watching field of dreams. Had to remind myself what year it came out in

[vale bramble]

Kidnapping Darth Vader

nbd

[thorny patio]

The actual field of dreams game is the phillies and the twins. It's in August

[silent barn]

Won it for John today

[misty coyote]

wow 2 bad teams play in the field of dreams, field of dreams being the world series field

that was a terrible joke lmao

[thorny patio]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX8EyjUx77B/?igsh=bWwxYW85MWphM29y

What stadium do they use for this. Also of course it had 67 in it

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-major-league-baseball-that's-great-i-approve-ryan-mcmahon-gif-9443405420672744380

Against DeGrom!!!

[normal flax]

Im not stopping my dubbing streak! I am Dubs O' Toole!

[solar night]

HEY, stop those dubs!

[wide cape]

ok

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-sneakers-o'toole-family-guy-funny-moments-sneakers-gif-11487222595466683712

[vale bramble]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yesnetwork-yankees-yanks-win-Rhk90LvJ71SfG8llsT

[vale bramble]

https://www.mlb.com/news/carlos-correa-removed-from-astros-lineup-vs-dodgers-with-ankle-injury

Out for the year

[solar night]

It's not the ankle that was the worst ankle a specific doctor had ever seen

Also, he's a cheater, so whatever

[thorny patio]

Pirates' Chris Devenski, Don Kelly suspended over incident versus Reds https://share.google/RVCJKhQO339S4mPFf

Mlb is going soft

[solar night]

I'll say. Framber Valdez and Gerrit Cole both seemingly hit batters intentionally yesterday, although, when I look at Valdez's face afterwards, I can't be sure

[thorny patio]

This happen SATURDAY and they waited until yesterday to suspend him.

[normal flax]

Im didn't stop my dubbing streak! I am still Dubs O' Toole!

[solar night]

Stop the streak, I said!

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/2052120747431096625?s=46

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Framber Valdez has been suspended six games and fined for hitting Trevor Story

X · May 6, 2026, 8:18 PM

This guy is such a loser

[thorny patio]

Hold on. One got 2 and a different guy got 6???

[vale bramble]

Starting pitcher

2 games is 0 games missed

6 makes it a full rotation and one start missed

[thorny patio]

Saw this today

We also BET the Braves

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/2052131817923178594?s=46

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia)

Mets and Rockies play baseball here in four hours

▶ Play video

X · May 6, 2026, 9:02 PM

[thorny patio]

They can turn it around

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYA5k6vRtyC/?igsh=cDI0NDB4OTlpbzF0

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYApPHRRbKt/?igsh=b3V5eGU1cXdpbzZ2

[thorny patio]

Thing we did

[vale bramble]

RIP 🫡

Dude helped create Cartoon Network

For that…we are eternally grateful

[solar night]

What a unique way to describe Ted Turner lol

[solar night]

I had to look up the Vedder Cup, and yeah, it actually is named for the Pearl Jam frontman, and it's kinda weird
https://www.mlb.com/mariners/tickets/vedder-cup

[thorny patio]

Oh I know its weird.

[solar night]

These teams do not have a rivalry, but Eddie has ties to both cities

[scarlet cargo]

it was literally the only 4-seam fb he's thrown all year

then tried to play it off like it wasn't intentional

[vale bramble]

Framber is a literal scumbag parading as a baseball player

he doesn't represent the game well at all

last year he throws at his catcher, this year he throws the most obvious hbp not as retaliation but because he was being a little fucking baby cause he sucked

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-sneakers-o'toole-family-guy-funny-moments-sneakers-gif-11487222595466683712

[thorny patio]

15 on 14. One of the ways they got a guy on is the other team walked a guy

[thorny patio]

Its actually 5 now.

Major League Baseball originally suspended the left-hander for six games, but reduced it upon his agreement to drop any appeal

Though Valdez said after Tuesday’s game that he did not believe he should be suspended, the discipline was widely expected, including by the manager. “Generally, when you have an event like last night, where there’s a disruption in play, there’s a guy kicked out of the game for what was deemed throwing at somebody, that doesn’t come for free,” Hinch said.

Omg. He intentionally hit the guy

[vale bramble]

we all knew that

the most obvious thing you'll watch

[thorny patio]

Oh so obvious. But saying u should not be suspended is crazy. Like u so so so intentionally hit him. No ur not getting off on this

Hinch needs to get tf out of baseball imo.

[misty coyote]

congrads that guy

[thorny patio]

Abs is just wii sports and u cant tell me otherwise

[solar night]

They reduced his suspension because he agreed not to appeal? I have never seen that before

[normal flax]

Most of the AL is a joke this year.

[scarlet cargo]

Red Sox 1.5 games back of a wild card spot lmao

[vale bramble]

Only two teams ABOVE .500

And they’re both AL East

[thorny patio]

@vale bramble what the heck is this game? U had the guy get carted off, and also pulled the pitcher after 50 pitches with no signs of an injury

[vale bramble]

JDom gets hurt tying his shoes. And today is a bullpen day

Couldn’t explain it tbh.

[normal flax]

No joke, at this rate, it is just going to be a Yankees v Rays fight to the World Series.

[vale bramble]

Yankees back in the win column and we’re down another player

Shit happens

[normal flax]

We'll gladly take 1st place

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/francysromerofr/status/2052495582460031244?s=46&t=4fC0PF4ZlftT8WOo0jIW5Q

Francys Romero (@francysromeroFR)

The Yankees are promoting outfield prospect Spencer Jones to MLB, per sources.

Jones is the organization's No. 6 prospect according to @MLBPipeline.

X · May 7, 2026, 9:07 PM