Blah blah blah florida is actually two different states
#Sports Megathread
vale bramble
misty coyote
Blah blah blah florida is actually two different states
great idea
lets seperate florida into 2 states
and then have one half half get annexed half by georgia and half by alabama
vale bramble
everything north of tampa is actually south georgia
misty coyote
~~everything north of tampa is actually south georgia~~
central florida honestly just feels like central florida and didnt feel anything like georgia imo
hot take
mild abyss
Mannn cmon Italy…
silent barn
Hell yeah
If no one creates it soon I’ll make one, I feel like Damp or Great usually does it but I can if not
thorny patio
The basketball people are voting on whether to add a new seattle team and a new vegas later this month
misty coyote
The basketball people are voting on whether to add a new seattle team and a new ...
yes to seattle, no to vegas
idk why people are so determined to put teams in vegas
thorny patio
Wait. I was rooting for both Canada and Italy for and they lost. So i wonder if I root for USA if they will lose.
-# this is how much I hate everyone but 2 guys on team. The mariners guys are the ones I like
thorny patio
idk why people are so determined to put teams in vegas
Yeah they don't need another thing. They are getting stolen baseball and already have stolen football, men's hockey (started there) and women's hockey (started there). Idk where they would stick a stadium because it seems for Vegas they would them to have their own one.
misty coyote
exactly
they have a hockey team and some hockey teams and basketball teams share a stadium
but that is a stupid arrangement so that would be expensive as hell
thorny patio
Seattle they would share with kraken, torrent, and the storm. But thats fine. It was originally the NBA's anyway so it works because it was made for basketball and before the kraken started it was renovated to fit their needs
misty coyote
ofc those teams are the bigger city teams as well
misty coyote
Seattle they would share with kraken, torrent, and the storm. But thats fine. It...
i find it rediculous that it took so long to get a seattle hockey team
thorny patio
Right
misty coyote
like
youd think that a team so close to canda and in an area that hockey is somewhat popular would have a nhl team
thorny patio
But seriously give us back our supersonics. We still have the rights to the name, colors and history.
So we have that already picked out. And have for years had it
misty coyote
But seriously give us back our supersonics. We still have the rights to the name...
also give you back kevin durant
make it full circle
thorny patio
Yes
misty coyote
the last active supersonic player go back to the supersonics
thorny patio
But it would be 2028 when we get them back if its a yes. He could be out if basketball by then.
misty coyote
But it would be 2028 when we get them back if its a yes. He could be out if bask...
my man is like lebron i think he will stick around for a couple more years
and lebron just needs to retire already
thorny patio
they have a hockey team and some hockey teams and basketball teams share a stadi...
Out of curiosity what's a city that does this stupid thing?
misty coyote
Out of curiosity what's a city that does this stupid thing?
cracks knuckles
Madison Square Garden ( Knicks & Rangers)
TD Garden ( Bruins & Celtics )
Staples Center ( LA Lakers, LA Clippers, LA Kings)
Scotiabank Arena ( Raptors & Maple Leafs)
Wells Fargo Center ( 76ers & Flyers )
Barclays Center ( Nets & Islanders) ( Partly for Islanders)
United Center ( Bulls & Blackhawks )
Little Caesars Arena ( Pistons & Red Wings)
American Airlines Center ( Mavericks & Stars )
Capital One Arena ( Wizards & Capitols )
Pepsi Center ( Nuggets & Avalanche )
tho i think this is slightly outdated idk
thorny patio
Dang LeBron has been playing 23 year
misty coyote
Dang LeBron has been playing 23 year
yeah he was drafted at 18
before the no high school players things came into effect
thorny patio
And is 41
misty coyote
And is 41
my man is old enough to play against the children of the players he played against at 18
thorny patio
Yeah. Crazy
misty coyote
Yeah. Crazy
but yeah i think there was 10 arenas that share basketball and hockey
the serious hockey towns dont share the basketball and hockey arenas
thorny patio
At least for stadium hockey and basketball make sense to share as they have sorta of similar requirements
Which is how we have 2 hockey teams and a basketball team share one
We also have football and soccer share one.
Baseball is the only one who doesn't share with a different team
misty coyote
none of our stadiums in minnesota are shared
hockey is in st paul
at grand casino arena
well minus wnba and nba
thorny patio
Oh speaking of football. The person who is selling the Hawks better write in that they have to stay in Seattle
misty coyote
who both play at target center
misty coyote
Oh speaking of football. The person who is selling the Hawks better write in tha...
idk why they would move them
what do people have against seattle sports
like ffs its a major city
thorny patio
Oklahoma city
thorny patio
Thats where our last team that moved went
misty coyote
Thats where our last team that moved went
im aware
thorny patio
The only thing that team keep. And im pissed about it is they got to keep the championship that they won
misty coyote
also the hawks ahve been successful in seattle in the last couple decades moving them would literally piss off most nfl fans
thorny patio
The only thing that team keep. And im pissed about it is they got to keep the ch...
They won in 1979
thorny patio
also the hawks ahve been successful in seattle in the last couple decades moving...
Yes we have. A super bowl win made us very happy
misty coyote
Yes we have. A super bowl win made us very happy
you mean 2
thorny patio
Yes
thorny patio
But this one made us very very happy after we lost going to the world series with ONE WIN LEFT
thorny patio
you forgot about 2013 didnt you
No we remember it. It just 12 years to get back to there
thorny patio
Hopefully this year. If Hawks can do it for their 50th season maybe the M's can too
The Hawks finished what the M's started. Going to their respected championship
Maybe if we went and won we could have seen merch with both Seattle's holding what they won
silent barn
In 🫡
misty coyote
making one now 🙂
im in
didnt really know anything so i just did random chance
go iowa state
solar night
idk why people are so determined to put teams in vegas
Gambling culture
solar night
my man is old enough to play against the children of the players he played again...
He was teammates with his own child, remember?
misty coyote
He was teammates with his own child, remember?
Mhm
devout mesa
imagine if bronny retires before lebron
misty coyote
imagine if bronny retires before lebron
LeBron won’t let that happen I garentee it
devout mesa
lmao imagine bronny rolls up to cleveland like "dad says you have to let me play with you" like fkn kids on a playground 
misty coyote
lmao imagine bronny rolls up to cleveland like "dad says you have to let me play...
lol if LeBron retires in Cleveland image he takes bronny with him
scarlet cargo
Cavs would be insane to do that
It’s weird that everyone is seemingly ok with Bronny being on the Lakers when he’s not an NBA level player at all
solar night
It’s weird that everyone is seemingly ok with Bronny being on the Lakers when he...
Since when? This was not the case when he debuted for the sake of making history
normal flax
So all the star recievers hate Florida now
misty coyote
So all the star recievers hate Florida now
Yes
normal flax
normal flax
Meanwhile my MLB app is like "WORLD CLASSIC EPIC!"
misty coyote
Join our bracket group
misty coyote
Meanwhile my MLB app is like "WORLD CLASSIC EPIC!"
You guys have sports apps?
normal flax
You guys have sports apps?
Yes and I can watch games for free because of T-Mobile
misty coyote
Yes and I can watch games for free because of T-Mobile
mild abyss
Holy tie game
mild abyss
GG US IS OUT
thorny patio
Wait. I was rooting for both Canada and Italy for and they lost. So i wonder if ...
So it works it guess. Im confused
normal flax
Venezuela is in, the winner's circle
devout mesa
solar night
Konnor Griffin soon
vestal trout
why are the big leagues king boo
red widget
Luigi’s expecting to win a mansion now. You gotta invite him to the big leagues instead
devout mesa
why are the big leagues king boo
silent barn
Miami OH 🔥🔥🔥
misty coyote
MADNESS DAY
scarlet cargo
https://fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?challengeId=277&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVIT...
Last chance to join!
misty coyote
@silent barn now that we are in the right thread this time you made a mistake with your bracket name
silent barn
<@329660617390686209> now that we are in the right thread this time you made a m...
Idm it having my real name
If that’s what you mean
misty coyote
Idm it having my real name
your nickname is league loser 
not league winner
misty coyote
i just fill a bracket out for fun
misty coyote
I’m on spring break right now perfect timing
im in the middle of calculus right now 😂
i think it would be funny if NDSU beat michigan state later today
its not THAT likely to happen but it could still happen
we are 27 and 7 so we did decent with our schedule this year
devout mesa
it was a joke
:)
had to pick the lads from the southland conference over vandy this afternoon
they did me well last year
misty coyote
had to pick the lads from the southland conference over vandy this afternoon
i chose vandy over florida again
and ndsu over michigan state
cant wait to see that be completely wrong xd
solar night
Ohio State y u do dis
normal flax
Neato
devout mesa
OHIO STATE 
solar night
It's a very close game though
scarlet cargo
TCU easy pick tbh
solar night
NO! That was an awful final possession!
devout mesa
serves me right for not picking a texas team tbh
solar night
The ESPN Smart Bracket and The People's Bracket are toast, as is my bracket
silent barn
Still close High Point putting up a fight
silent barn
NO! That was an awful final possession!
Yeah that was reallyy bad
South Florida playing horribly that upset did not go well
solar night
South Florida is my autofilled random bracket's champ 
silent barn
HIGH POINT!!!
devout mesa
SIENA?
solar night
Maybe, maybe not
silent barn
Siena 💔💔
devout mesa
damn, that would have been an insane upset lol
solar night
Siena could have won that game by several points if a few close shots made it
devout mesa
that's why i picked them for this round
silent barn
Siena could have won that game by several points if a few close shots made it
Yeah they missed some crucial layups but truly nothing to be ashamed of, gave it their all
silent barn
that's why i picked them for this round <:KEKW:872495291117490238>
Funnily enough I got to see High Point nearly upset Purdue last year
That was the first game of the two
But then I got to see McNeese absolutely embarrass us
devout mesa
it's okay, mcneese regularly embarasses my school
they're 7-2 all time against us
since 2021
normal flax
RIP USF v UCF happening
silent barn
Good start for both Texas and A&M
VCU trying to make a comeback
Howard only down 4 at half 👀
devout mesa
michigan better not cock it up this early
normal flax
silent barn
VCU only down 5
silent barn
https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800...
It would ruin my bracket but man would it be awesome
Still bummed for Siena
silent barn
VCU only down 5
Tie game!!!
solar night
Of course they lose
solar night
Michigan is doing what a 1 seed should do
misty coyote
Michigan is doing what a 1 seed should do
I don’t think Virginia got the messege that one year
silent barn
Or Purdue vs FDU
thorny patio
Now why is there a 10 if they all end in the 9th?
silent barn
Georgia getting absolute torched right now by Saint Louis
misty coyote
yeah
normal flax
misty coyote
yeah georgia didnt deserve that high of a ranking lmao
well either that or st louis deserved to be ranked higher
solar night
KenPom suggested that Georgia was better
Also, remember that these are human beings who can have a bad day
normal flax
If we go by record, St. Louis had the advantage but it shouldn't have been by such a large margin.
misty coyote
they also had an average margin of victory of 20 points this season so they have been doing pretty good this year
solar night
KenPom suggested that Georgia was better
Actually, this is wrong
St. Louis was #31, Georgia was #37. I should have seen that and just picked St. Louis
scarlet cargo
What a game
solar night
Someone tell TK Twelve's fans
solar night
The end of UCF vs UCLA is taking way too long
It's finally over, 1 minute before the expected start of the arena's next game, which will now start half an hour later
thorny patio
Oh u know ur very normal 20 run game in spring training
normal flax
UCF lost by 4 points to UCLA
silent barn
It's finally over, 1 minute before the expected start of the arena's next game, ...
The UConn/Furman game ended so late 💀
solar night
Gorm and I are the only ones who still have our entire Sweet 16
In other news, the women's bracket is full chalk after day 1
silent barn
Gorm and I are the only ones who still have our entire Sweet 16
Yessir 🫡
silent barn
In other news, the women's bracket is full chalk after day 1
I picked 2 upsets for day 1 and I realized that was still too many lmfao
misty coyote
I picked 2 upsets for day 1 and I realized that was still too many lmfao
How’s 5th Mr league winner
solar night
Duke...
silent barn
Texas currently leading Zags with 6min left
solar night
(Texas won)
silent barn
I know I said it already but this Nebraska Vandy game is fantastic
Back and forth
And so many clutch 3s
silent barn
What a fucking game
solar night
On ESPN TC there’s only 2 left
And I think ESPN's number is for all of the bracket games combined
Nope, scratch that. A USA Today article lists 2 more from the NCAA
solar night
There might not be a better pair of names in sports broadcasting than Spero Dedes and Jim Spanarkel
solar night
Guys, wake up. Big upset
normal flax
silent barn
This is fuckin March
Utah State battling with Arizona too
I love college basketball
misty coyote
Guys, wake up. Big upset
Florida getting beaten wasn’t an upset to me they got beat by 20 vs vandy this was bound to happen I didn’t have them leaving the sweet 16
silent barn
Florida getting beaten wasn’t an upset to me they got beat by 20 vs vandy this w...
I would still say it definitely was an upset though
solar night
plucky barn
3 years <:kek:924958648541773854>
It's only 12 million guaranteed and they can get out after year one
Contract only looks like this so they didn't need to add void years
solar night
More like 11 months
normal flax
Tomorrow, regular season starts
normal flax
Also Levonte David is retiring 
we really back to rebuilding huh
solar night
I had a feeling this would happen, although it seems that he quit instead of being fired
https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/48300016/hubert-davis-not-return-unc-coach-sources-say
silent barn
I’m not surprised when they reported that they cancelled their team meeting lmao
Very curious who UNC hires
normal flax
scarlet cargo
new food option at Fenway
everyone gonna be shitting themselves on the green line home
misty coyote
canadians look away
thorny patio
Is that cardboard?
scarlet cargo
It’s a little cardboard boat, yes
thorny patio
We have one. It's not cardboard and it floats on water
scarlet cargo
Yeah but we’re owned by John Henry
So all we get is a meal that will give you diarrhea in a cardboard boat
silent barn
Today we pause March Madness for a moment to celebrate opening day 🫡
solar night
This is Opening Night. Opening Day is tomorrow
silent barn
Alright fair enough
solar night
Yankees fans: You can say for at least the second consecutive year that you scored the first run of the season. Be grateful
silent barn
And the second + third!
Alright not trying to overreact but I think we’re gonna go 162-0
thorny patio
@lost pine I think our starting pitchers line up is going to Gilbert, Kirby, Woo, Hancock, and Castillo
And when Miller comes off IL Hancock is going to go away
scarlet cargo
CELTICS
vale bramble
My feed shows one out
Ok now
@silent barn @summer nymph WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!
silent barn
🥳🥳🥳
vale bramble
silent barn
Our first win on our road to 162-0
vale bramble
summer nymph
HELL YEAH
silent barn
First win of the season for the Yanks
summer nymph
oh sick
silent barn
also hello forgot i was in this server lmfao
Haha heyyo
vale bramble
also hello forgot i was in this server lmfao
You motherf….
The yankees won
Homie…
My dawg
summer nymph
we’re going all the way
vale bramble
Baseball is back
silent barn
But after March Madness is over I’ll be locked in on MLB
College student who loves me some college hoops…
Nice to have the Yanks game on tonight tho so I don’t miss their first game
summer nymph
it’s the international break for football rn so it’s baseball season for the next two weeks for me
but we are going 162-0 and nothing is stopping us we may never lose again
silent barn
Exactly!
solar night
Hello yes fellow college student here
How do you write/type with that square, limbless body? In college and in this server?
vale bramble
misty coyote
How do you write/type with that square, limbless body? In college and in this se...
im like a psycic type pokemon
i just use my psychic powers
silent barn
Hello yes fellow college student here
Howdy 🫡
I will say my time as a college student is coming to an end…
But college sports will forever live on in my soul
thorny patio
yes to seattle, no to vegas
Yes and yes. Now July is owners vote
thorny patio
The basketball people are voting on whether to add a new seattle team and a new ...
We may actually get them back
misty coyote
We may actually get them back
I am proud of the nba for righting its wrong
thorny patio
I am proud of the nba for righting its wrong
Now its up to the owners. I have a feeling that OKC owner will say no to at least seattle
misty coyote
Now its up to the owners. I have a feeling that OKC owner will say no to at leas...
yeah because they are mad becuase they stole the team unfairly
thorny patio
Twenty-three of the 30 owners have to approve expansion.
But apparently some owners are ok with 30. So we could get both, 1 or none
misty coyote
But apparently some owners are ok with 30. So we could get both, 1 or none
im fine with just seattle
vegas doenst need more sports
they have all the entertainment they could want there
thorny patio
Apparently OKC is ok with us getting a team. They want to give us our stuff back. Im very confused by this
scarlet cargo
there was an agreement when the Sonics got bought originally and moved to OKC
that OKC would not inherit any of the Sonics accolades/records
and if a Seattle team came back they would get it all
vale bramble
The basketball people are voting on whether to add a new seattle team and a new ...
There isn’t much “later” left in this month… hasn’t happened yet i assume. There’d be some news of it
But it is curious with what Damp said about seattle and previous accolades
Vegas is bound to get another franchise with the success of the Kraken ans the Raiders moving in as well
Have one of each major sport and make the most money possible
The A’s are bound to settle in Vegas
solar night
and if a Seattle team came back they would get it all
So what you're saying is that they'll have a 1979 banner hanging ceremony before their first game
scarlet cargo
idk if they'll have a ceremony but it will be there
wide cape
Is this real??
vale bramble
💯
solar night
Why couldn't this wait until their season opener started?
normal flax
Mets got mad about last night
normal flax
misty coyote
huh?
normal flax
The Onion hates baseball
normal flax
Me too
normal flax
vale bramble
thorny patio
This game is crazy
At least they are doing shit. And aren't twins v orioles who took till the bottom of the 7th to do anything
He balk
That didn't look like a balk but ok
normal flax
Still not happy for the homerun that was stripped earlier 
even if it was fair
thorny patio
That was evil
misty coyote
At least they are doing shit. And aren't twins v orioles who took till the botto...
It’s the twins when do we do anything
thorny patio
Oh fun fact of the day. Felix hernandez was 19 when he started in mlb in 2005.
vale bramble
Bryce Harper was 18 and is about to be in his 15th season
“Only” 33 years old
Gonna have 22+ seasons when all is said and done
thorny patio
So Guardians have a Naylor playing and the M's have a Naylor playing
One is Bo, one is Josh
solar night
TEXAS IS GONE
Maybe if they weren't from Texas, I'd be disappointed that an 11 seed's ride ended
thorny patio
The fan are changing MVP for Cal 😭 😭 😭
normal flax
Crazy NHL regular season is almost over and we still only have two teams eliminated
scarlet cargo
Bruins somehow have risen from the dead
normal flax
What a fall off
First time?
thorny patio
At least we have baseball
Also at least ur team didn't draw the short end of the stick and get apple TV day 2 of season
solar night
That's actually the long end of the stick because they're so good
vale bramble
First time?
Nah,..
Panthers did this in the 90’s. Made the stanley cup and then fell off the face of the earth
vale bramble
Also at least ur team didn't draw the short end of the stick and get apple TV da...
We drew the short straw and got shitty netflix DAY 1
scarlet cargo
ya i heard the netflix broadcast was awful
vale bramble
They completely took off the scorecard and pitch count. They cut off the challenged strike early in the game, they missed the beginning of plays due to shit commercials…bert kreisher
It was so bad
solar night
It was a terrible time for them to do their first MLB broadcast, ironically because they maximized viewership
vale bramble
I mean…better than living in CT
scarlet cargo
as much as I hate CT
I do not think that living in TX is better for the large LGBT population among WNBA players lmao
CT Sun literally had 2 players married to each other a few seasons ago!
also the league is allowing Tillman Fertitta to buy the team for less than what Boston was offering
solar night
I do not think that living in TX is better for the large LGBT population among W...
Great point
Fans will boycott the team
misty coyote
Guess i’ll be changing my server pfp soon <:YEP:846137778735808562>
We beat y’all last night 😂
vale bramble
We beat y’all last night 😂
It’s been a not so great Florida Panthers season
Injuries and bad offensive play
misty coyote
It’s been a decent wild season
misty coyote
Injuries and bad offensive play
Skill issue
misty coyote
162-0 is still on!
For now
solar night
Both basketball games are close with so many brackets at stake 
silent barn
Johnnies 😞
solar night
Alabama is gone too
I feel bad for the players. They've been through a lot in the last week and change. Alabama is another state I hate, though
silent barn
Easy to hate Bama because of football (valid)
That being said when they are on from 3 point range they are so nice with it
normal flax
McLaren figured out how to turn their cars on and got Piastri to P3
Didn't matter that much because Kimi got pole position again
Also Verstappen got knocked out by Lindblad in Q2
normal flax
Btw, today is
normal flax
solar night
Btw, today is
And it's 28/3 pretty much everywhere else on Earth
normal flax
And it's 28/3 pretty much everywhere else on Earth
Falcons will still blow it
mild abyss
alejandro kirk the goat !!! tied it up !!
solar night
The names in this trade are great @scarlet cargo
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/48333893/nationals-acquire-curtis-mead-white-sox-boston-smith
One day I started saying Curtis Mead's name with an Australian accent because he's Australian, and now I can't stop
plucky barn
Will Warren ruins everything
thorny patio
Who the fuck brings the closer out in extra innings????
Fucking Seattle i guess
lost pine
The real Mariners are back
thorny patio
The real Mariners are back
Definitely
Seeing as we lost
Btw 6 teams went into extras today
- Rays v Cardinals - 10
- Athletics v Blue Jays - 11
- Rangers v Phillies - 10
- Red Soxs v Reds - 11
- Pirates v Mets - 11
- Guardians v Mariners - 10
normal flax
P1 Antonelli, P2 Piastri, P3 Leclarc
Next race is in Miami on May 3rd
solar night
Tennessee has been flat. Michigan is going to coast to the Final Four
silent barn
Duke/UConn coming down to the wire
silent barn
Tennessee has been flat. Michigan is going to coast to the Final Four
That was a beatdown good lord
LMFAOOOO DUKE OMG
solar night
My mind is scrambled
silent barn
That was insane
solar night
Impossible shot
silent barn
Absolute choke from Duke
solar night
Well maybe not, but that was long
silent barn
Great day for America
solar night
Bigger choke than last year
First 1 seed ever to blow a 15 point halftime lead in the tournament
silent barn
Can’t wait to see how they choke it next year
silent barn
First 1 seed ever to blow a 15 point halftime lead in the tournament
Yeah 19 point comeback for UConn
solar night
Losing my runner-up still sucks
It helps me against people who had Duke winning it all, though
silent barn
I always like to say you can root for your bracket of course but
proper zealot
Reddit
silent barn
Rooting against Duke is eternal
silent barn
https://www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/s/UOF697mAyp
You love to see it
scarlet cargo
FUCK DUKE
vale bramble
Run the ball forward, they will foul you
“Nah, imma throw it”
The boy not playing next year
solar night
Rooting against Duke is eternal
I'm a UNC rooter and I have been smiling since that shot went in
silent barn
This was the image
LOL
silent barn
https://fixupx.com/mikegarafolo/status/2038396360735793270?s=46
This is a generational fuck up
silent barn
I'm a UNC rooter and I have been smiling since that shot went in
As you should be that was hilarious
vale bramble
As one who doesn’t watch college ball…is Duke the Dodgers of College Ball?
Y’all seem to very easily hate
solar night
I have to hate them, but it also seems like every year they have the best team and the best player
scarlet cargo
As one who doesn’t watch college ball…is Duke the Dodgers of College Ball?
except they never win
solar night
They haven't won a championship since 2015. It's honestly impressive
Zion didn't win. Banchero didn't win. The Boozers didn't win
normal flax
HOLD EVERYTHING!
The Marlins are 3-0
Granted it was the Rockies and they play the White Sox next but still
solar night
None of us in the bracket group picked Duke as our champion 
vale bramble
The Marlins are 3-0
Cause they brought back the old jerseys
silent barn
As one who doesn’t watch college ball…is Duke the Dodgers of College Ball?
Absolutely
In a similar way to how the Dodgers seem to get all these insane free agents, that is Duke with 5-star recruits
Thats why so many NBA players played at Duke
scarlet cargo
Oh….so they’re The Stankees <:IRySDed:1046659168158883930>
yeah this is probably right
silent barn
I still think they are more Dodgers than they are Yankees because the Dodgers salary and their aggressive free agency alone
Either way
It's so easy to hate Duke
thorny patio
Oh how I love our new Sunday jerseys
silent barn
That was truly wild
Three games left of the tournament and season, March Madness goes by so quick 💔
normal flax
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWXvovKjRRh/?igsh=NTluMGZkbTUwcjJr 2-1 was the count
Instagram
thorny patio
Im so happy for my favorite NL team
thorny patio
Omg I hate this game
silent barn
The Yankees and Mariners seem to play the weirdest baseball games ever in Seattle
Low scoring, ugly baserunning, and something strange happens lol
thorny patio
Low scoring, ugly baserunning, and something strange happens lol
What was strange about today's game?
silent barn
I guess nothing in particular, but if you’ve watched enough of their matchups these past few seasons you’d know
Us using 5 challenges in 4 innings was wild tho lmfaooo
thorny patio
I found it weird that they had 2 mound visits with the same one guy on base. Within seconds of each other
silent barn
Yeah that was certainly a choice
thorny patio
4 mound visits in one game from them was also weird
silent barn
I’m honestly just happy we’re getting our west coast trip done with now
Good to get it over with
thorny patio
Our worst trip is june/july
Woo world cup for soccer in Seattle
Active game that started at 7:10
Different teams also 7:10 start
thorny patio
Active game that started at 7:10
This made it back around to the guy who they first pitched to and then 2 guys down from him was what finally ended that inning
thorny patio
Different teams also 7:10 start
And this game is over. 4 - 2. Dodgers lose
Is this a minor league park, or does everybody just hate them???
vale bramble
poverty franchise
no fan base due to poor ownership
lack of direction
no continuity for the team
thorny patio
Also playing the white soxs prob doesn't help
-# yes I know it's technically sox but it feels weird without a s there
-# and, besides, I call it the oakland athletics, even if they're not in oakland
thorny patio
3:07 for AZ game. 2:34 for Dodgers game. Start time 7:10 for both
normal flax
Everyone has a loss! And only 4-5 games in.
solar night
Is this a minor league park, or does everybody just hate them???
Bad location
solar night
https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660
Can you change it to Big Papi saying this?
or
solar night
Have you ever noticed that Booney would crush Bobby Cox's career ejections record if he kept his job anywhere near as long as Bobby?
Well, actually, now that I look at it again, he's just barely on pace. Oops
thorny patio
Stats for march. The colors are the teams. The white is black, but because I live in dark mode its white. The 2nd of each pic is light mode
normal flax
Instagram
normal flax
Where the hell was he looking to say he missed the bag and was tagged out when he stepped on the bag and the throw to first was an error.
solar night
Stats for march. The colors are the teams. The white is black, but because I liv...
I don't understand the top images. Why are wins and losses listed twice?
thorny patio
I don't understand the top images. Why are wins and losses listed twice?
Showing the difference of the background in light vs dark mode
solar night
That's not what's confusing me
Ok, now I see that each row is a game
but which teams are those?
thorny patio
but which teams are those?
Guardians and yankees
Mets v Cardinals are in a weather delay and fans are mad that they didn't send it out hours ago
vale bramble
No rain delay in seattle today
Not with their RETRACTABLE ROOF 
It is a very cool stadium for that fact
mild abyss
Your service did not go unnoticed
😔
solar night
@vale bramble @silent barn
https://youtu.be/W67od9mIPz4?si=LqKuKVhzhYCvqV-1
||True story, definitely happened in real life||
silent barn
I love that Seinfeld episode
thorny patio
Omg that ump in the rays vs milwaukee game
It makes sense why the ump in our game got a bit mad at Naylor when he foul tipped that ball into the mask
thorny patio
Oh that hpb on cleveland
thorny patio
Blue jays vs white soxs pre postponed because weather. Today i learned u can pre postpone a game.
Tomorrow was supposed to be game day but they moved it back
normal flax
Best news, sting rays are back at the Trop
vale bramble
vale bramble
Twins manager argued the Robot Ump call and got ejected
This is the world we live in now
solar night
He was arguing that Helsley took too long to initiate a challenge
scarlet cargo
I have 2 complaints about ABS:
- it's not even the real strikezone
- no chance in hell they have it down to 0.1" precision
vale bramble
Y’all
“Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172M deal with the Las Vegas Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M, per Adam Schefter.”
This man has the greatest agent in Football History
misty coyote
Birko Kirko is going gambling
normal flax
Perfectly balanced
thorny patio
I have 2 complaints about ABS:
1) it's not even the real strikezone
2) no chance...
It is down to 0.1 we did it yesterday and it got overturned
thorny patio
Perfectly balanced
I was just coming here to mention this
scarlet cargo
It is down to 0.1 we did it yesterday and it got overturned
yeah but i'm saying there is no way the tech they're using is that precise
thorny patio
We will see as season goes on
solar night
yeah but i'm saying there is no way the tech they're using is that precise
You're living in the past
vale bramble
I understand what he’s saying. If you wanted to be 100% accurate you’d have to have handfuls of tracking devices in each baseball and multiple satellite-like devices specifically for just baseballs. Which sounds insane but that’s how you get better accuracy.
So his gripes aren’t completely unwarranted because. But it’s better than trusting umpires to make bad calls 100% of the time
scarlet cargo
You're living in the past
no i'm telling you that with their setup there is no possible way to have that level of precision
i've worked in computer vision
i think there should be a buffer of like 0.3"
where it doesn't get overturned
ESPECIALLY because even if they do have that level of precision, ABS is using a 2D zone across the middle of the plate while the actual defined zone is 3D
so a ball that misses the 2D plane by 0.1" can very realistically have clipped the 3D zone
thorny patio
Nfl season schedules should be out
We had a pitch time change from 6:40 to 1:10 because of time conflict
normal flax
I was just coming here to mention this
For a second I thought you were going to talk about how the sting rays are back at the Trop
thorny patio
No
solar night
no i'm telling you that with their setup there is no possible way to have that l...
Ok
They decided against a 3D zone because they felt that it would be unfair if a pitch clipped the 3D zone and not the 2D one
thorny patio
I apparently like our city connects when its on a black and not on blue.
silent barn
Start spreading the newss
thorny patio
Thats a new one
mild abyss
Holy the jays SUCK right now
mild abyss
Yeahh just kinda annoying
Yanks have had insane pitching though
Only 8 runs allowed through 7 games is crazy good
normal flax
solar night
No reason to worry
Be honest. If the Yankees were having the Jays' season and vice versa, would you be angry and panicking?
vale bramble
Oh 100% I’d be malding
Which is why I’m reinforcing that is a non-issue 8 games into the season
misty coyote
Thats a new one
Odd
thorny patio
very seattle to be 0 - 0 in the 8th
Woo who started technically could have finished the main 9 innings as he was only at 87 when they pulled him
They over turned a hbp
I need a video of this
thorny patio
I have 2 complaints about ABS:
1) it's not even the real strikezone
2) no chance...
Ummmmm. Actually its less than 0.1
thorny patio
still doing ghost runners
mild abyss
Oh 100% I’d be malding <:kek:924958648541773854>
mhmm we all would 😭
normal flax
Finally we've clinched the playoffs
normal flax
mild abyss
😔
misty coyote
Sigh UConn is inevitable aren’t they
At least one of my national championship teams was correct
silent barn
I didn’t have either of them in it so I just was hate-watching against UConn
Would’ve been cool to see Illinois make it they’ve never won before
scarlet cargo
UCONN
scarlet cargo
BRACKET LOOKING GOOD
thorny patio
Julio, Julio, julio
solar night
Michigan 🤞
silent barn
Wasn’t pretty but great comeback win for the Yanks
Michigan absolutely dominating Zona
solar night
I think Michigan has this wrapped up
silent barn
Michigan vs UConn for the natty
thorny patio
Oakland got slaughtered by Houston
Mets slaughtered the giants
And cubs v guardians got rained out. So unintentional double header tomorrow
thorny patio
Just saw a catch someone made yesterday. I feel if u fully leave the field trying to catch a ball it should count for what ever it was going to be if u did catch it
solar night
Just saw a catch someone made yesterday. I feel if u fully leave the field tryin...
Based on what the commentators said, it sounds like that's the case if you fall towards the stands or jump into the stands before making the catch. Adell was given the catch because he started falling into the stands after making the catch
JB Shuck was given a catch on a similar play down the left field line at Angel Stadium years ago
vale bramble
thorny patio
The way the angels guy hit himself with the ball 😂
That was close
So the white soxs won against a team in the ws last year. All 3 games too
solar night
I have been so damn tired today, and my alma mater just made my head spin. They freaking won. It's unbelievable
https://x.com/NCAADIII/status/2040922273029267642?s=20
solar night
Their last national champion was a swimmer in 2015 😂 It's an academic school more than an athletics school
thorny patio
Classic Ms
misty coyote
I have been so damn tired today, and my alma mater just made my head spin. They ...
You went to school in Virginia 
solar night
...yes
normal flax
So the white soxs won against a team in the ws last year. All 3 games too
The sweep no one saw coming
silent barn
I have been so damn tired today, and my alma mater just made my head spin. They ...
Congrats!!!
silent barn
first game i’ve watched this season team pisses me off
Yeah our bullpen could use some help, starting pitching looks strong at least
misty coyote
AND we face the dodgers next. So over
after that series you will come in strong and sweep them somehow im calling it
mild abyss
Hope your right suppose we’ll see
normal flax
The kids will be hungry
scarlet cargo
the 99 blows anyway
it's like having a promo that kids get to eat out of a dumpster after a Sox win
silent barn
The kids will be hungry
One can only hope
silent barn
how did i not getl ast in the brackets
Anything is possible in March
misty coyote
Anything is possible in March
except you winning mr "league winner"
silent barn
It's getting chirpy from down below /s
misty coyote
It's getting chirpy from down below /s
lol im just making fun of you
silent barn
I won my family league with that bracket so I'll consider it a league winner bracket either way 
silent barn
lol im just making fun of you
I know haha
misty coyote
I won my family league with that bracket so I'll consider it a league winner bra...
let me guess they dont watch basketball?
silent barn
Actually complete opposite
Most of them are college basketball fanatics (including myself)
It's mainly that a lot of them had Duke or Arizona winning it
misty coyote
WHY DID THEY CHOOSE THIS EMOJI FOR THIS
silent barn
😩
vale bramble
😩
normal flax
We won first game back in the Trop
silent barn
Well if it makes you feel better they’re having a better day than the Blue Jays lol
vale bramble
is it true what they say about Ramen Anthony's throwing arm
solar night
I forgot how relaxing it can be to be a fan of a team that has low expectations
thorny patio
Why would someone bring in a pitcher that pitcher yesterday when they have two other pictures who didn't pitch yesterday?
We have 2 pitchers. We didn't use yesterday yet. We bring in one of the pitchers we did use before one of the two guys who didn't
solar night
Why would someone bring in a pitcher that pitcher yesterday when they have two o...
It's a combination of trust and a good history against those hitters
scarlet cargo
is it true what they say about Ramen Anthony's throwing arm
Sure seems like it
Idk what happened. It wasn’t this bad last year
vale bramble
How can he be so fucking big and tall and not know how to throw a baseball
He looks like he should be able to throw a ball 90mph at least with a crow hop
misty coyote
How can he be so fucking big and tall and not know how to throw a baseball
I’d like to see you try to throw a baseball that fast
vale bramble
90? i wish...i know i can still hit 80 though (with a crow hop)....the difference is how much bigger and stronger he is but still has no idea how to throw a ball
thorny patio
Thank u Colorado
Excuse me huh????
Someone hasn't checked how we've been playing. How the fuck are we number five???
- Mets, 9. Tigers, 8. Phillies, 7. that one team in 2017, 6. Blue Jays, 5. Mariners, 4. Braves, 3. Brewers, 2. that NNY team, and 1. * that team that is costing us 2028 baseball*
silent barn
Final standings
misty coyote
Final standings
That doesn’t look like a league winner
solar night
Final standings
Luka Doncic wasn't needed
warm flicker
his hamstring was sacrificed for the bracket to win 🕊️💔
misty coyote
I hope gr3at is doing well
scarlet cargo
vale bramble
I think he has a fair point
solar night
Georgia is beating Presbyterian College 27-1 after 4 innings
silent barn
Just needed UConn and I would have won every pool I was in
That's rough
silent barn
Luka Doncic wasn't needed
It is true lmaoo
silent barn
Georgia is beating Presbyterian College 27-1 after 4 innings
Bullying
thorny patio
https://x.com/i/status/2041718735371985382
Crazy but im here for it
They got ejected before aaron boone. The guy literally known forgetting ejected
solar night
They got ejected before aaron boone. The guy literally known forgetting ejected
Not true. Booney was ejected earlier in the season
solar night
The season has barely begun <:kek:924958648541773854>
And Baseball Doesn't Exist uploaded his first video about this season yesterday
thorny patio
Not true. Booney was ejected earlier in the season
When? I cant find it on any of the Yankees games
thorny patio
And Baseball Doesn't Exist uploaded his first video about this season *yesterday...
Oh boy
solar night
When? I cant find it on any of the Yankees games
You're right. He got ejected during Spring Training, so I must be thinking of that. Sorry
Wait, actually, he didn't get ejected, but he yelled at an umpire about ABS during their series in Seattle
That's what I was thinking of
thorny patio
The guys who got tossed yesterday both got 7 games suspended
lost pine
last year was a fluke
scarlet cargo
we did it
misty coyote
Interesting partnership
mild abyss
Holy we won a game !!!
normal flax
thorny patio
am i crazy or does that say w4?
scarlet cargo
won 4 in a row
thorny patio
Fucking bs. He's gonna make his next start.Even though he shouldn't
The suspensions of López and Soler had been scheduled to begin Wednesday afternoon, when the clubs met for the final game of a three-game series. However, both López and Soler elected to appeal. López reached a settlement with MLB, reducing his suspension to five games, effective immediately.
thorny patio
am i crazy or does that say w4?
This is apparently the longest streak and baseball right now for wins
The longest losing streak, right now is seattle with five to no one surprised
normal flax
How Rockies get good?
silent barn
America’s team has just swept the Astros 🔥
midnight drift
misty coyote
America’s team has just swept the Astros 🔥
the cowboys are playing baseball now?
silent barn
Oh hell nah
solar night
The suspensions of López and Soler had been scheduled to begin Wednesday afterno...
I think he will miss his next start, though. He started on Tuesday, and there was a game yesterday
thorny patio
White soxs have an interesting promo in august
thorny patio
Instagram
Ohhhh thats how we got the cone. But where did we get the actual cone from?
normal flax
midnight drift
misty coyote
The NFL is under federal investigation for violating antitrust laws because they are putting games on too many different platforms
L
vale bramble
i just realized....the Florida Panthers have been eliminated from making the playoffs this year
there will be no 3-Peat
it's time to change my profile back
scarlet cargo
Bruins better
thorny patio
A scary thing happened today and tigers versus twins.I hope he's alright
normal flax
The head on collision?
Also if we could stop trying to coast into the playoffs so we can play a wild card team...that'd be great
thorny patio
The head on collision?
Yeah.
normal flax
Yeah.
I saw that and saw blood pouring down his face and I thought they would have to cart him out
thorny patio
we almost had a no no yesterday.
thorny patio
why did they make him stand up???? last i checked u NEVER want to do that with head injuries
scarlet cargo
((HR x 13) + (3 x (BB + HBP)) - (2 x K)) / IP + FIP constant
no denominator
FIP constant = 3.149 this year
sabermetrics cool
solar night
This has happened before, and obviously it was also early in the season
Subtracting 2 x K is the key
vale bramble
yankees suck right now
thorny patio
In case anybody was wondering, this is why you don't get make a guy who's never played in the American baseball league a started year one. He has played major league baseball in japan, which is different from over here
normal flax
vale bramble
In case anybody was wondering, this is why you don't get make a guy who's never ...
Yoshinobu Yamamoto enters the chat
thorny patio
Yoshinobu Yamamoto enters the chat
Yeah but he's at least played in mlb since 2024
I see now
I had to Google his first ever game because march 2024 schedule didn't work for me
find the difference
thorny patio
Who needs a pen anyway?
The circles are starters
thorny patio
we were down 7 - 2 at one point yet we won
normal flax
Also White Sox first to 10 loses and Dodgers first to prove why a cost cap is needed.
normal flax
We're so back
solar night
Also White Sox first to 10 loses and Dodgers first to prove why a cost cap is ne...
Look at the records so far, though. It's remarkable. Every team except the Dodgers has between 5 and 9 wins
normal flax
our first sweep of the season and it was against the Yankees
mild abyss
Rays the only team doing good in the AL east rn 💔
solar night
The Yankees and Nationals are polar opposites right now in terms of offense and pitching
although the Nationals just swept the Brewers 😏
vale bramble
We are the joke of the league and it’s not even close
Our second baseman is a walking meme. Our third baseman can’t hit himself out of a wet paper bag. Our SS at the moment is a glorified bench player who is showing exactly why he’s a bench player and not a starter…dont get me started on our actual SS. And our Centerfielder who our dumbass GM offered 22M to is playing to his career numbers and not that weird ass outlier year last year as should have been expected. And neither of our catchers can hit. Our line-up is so anemic. Our hitting coach needed to be fired years ago. Boone needed to be fired years ago. Cashman needed to be fired a decade ago but he’s somehow still here. The Stankees have so many problems but things never change because Hal Steinbrenner doesn’t know how to put an old dog down when it needs to be. Expectations for this year are the same as usual. We’ll overachieve and get to 90 wins but we won’t be real competitors. This fake ass team can’t actually compete when it comes down to situational playing.
thorny patio
Whoever took this pic its so creepy
summer nymph
https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660
i miss when we were 7-1
actually i miss when any my teams were good
vale bramble
Fr
vale bramble
Even the florida panthers let me down this year
summer nymph
knicks and isles are good but come on
vale bramble
Now i have no good teams left to root for 
summer nymph
Even the florida panthers let me down this year
that’s crazy i didn’t expect them to be where they are
vale bramble
Giants suck, Stankees suck, Panthers couldnt even make the playoffs this year
vale bramble
(I dont watch basketball enough to say I’m a Heat fan)
summer nymph
maybe that’s for the best the heat aren’t great either
misty coyote
Now i have no good teams left to root for <:HEFSGuraCry:802344990462181407>
Cheer for the wild
thorny patio
if we go into a rain im sorry. We are tempting fate as we fully opened the roof. And it takes 20 mins to close
thorny patio
Not surprised
vale bramble
Ugliest win you’ve ever seen
But
Trout 2 HR’s, Judge 2 HR’s and Grisham 2 HR’s
lmao
silent barn
lol what a win
I’ll take it but man our bullpen is disgustingly bad
Nice to see the offense back tho
wide cape
misty coyote
@scarlet cargo my apologies for the amount we beat you by yesturday that wasnt very minnesota nice of us
also who the fuck is taj bradley
scarlet cargo
I was at trivia meeting my gfs friends for the first time and the game was on at the bar and they were like “hey aren’t you a Red Sox fan?”
Look up and it’s 11-0 bottom 2nd lol
Brutal
solar night
He's not takin' his cleats off, he is Connor O'Toole
scarlet cargo
misty coyote
Most normal Boston fan
scarlet cargo
Celtics are the favorites to come out of the east
misty coyote
Celtics are the favorites to come out of the east
scarlet cargo
ya but Celtics actually win
vale bramble
The Heat are not competitors
solar night
It took me a lot of effort to figure out why there are play-in teams with multiple potential matchups, and that has me wishing that the play-in tournament didn't exist
If I had the choice, I'd remove it and remove the 8 seeds
midnight drift
Brewers might straight up get hit by a tornado
midnight drift
They are ACTUALLY just gonna play baseball despite being in a tornado warning.
solar night
They are ACTUALLY just gonna play baseball despite being in a tornado warning.
I can't count the number of tornado warnings my area has had in my lifetime, and I have never seen a tornado
I am very grateful for that
midnight drift
Understandable
thorny patio
Trout 2 HR’s, Judge 2 HR’s and Grisham 2 HR’s
Respectively fuck both trout and judge
thorny patio
Why do teams feel there needs to be some sort of cup for every series they play. We are currently playing the vendor cup. What does this cup mean? I don't know all I can tell you.Is it's against san diego
thorny patio
Brewers might straight up get hit by a tornado
New question wisconsin gets tornadoes????
They lived there what's no tornado. Just extra innings which they lost in
normal flax
misty coyote
@scarlet cargo sorry about the trampling of the sox again
normal flax
Send help. I have symptoms of hopeium being on top of the AL East.
vale bramble
Get rid of those thoughts. No one in the AL East is good this year (so far)
misty coyote
Send help. I have symptoms of hopeium being on top of the AL East.
same but for the AL Central
also what the hell is going on in the national league central
normal flax
Also sadge moment finding out my family is going to a Rays game while Im out of town
solar night
The only division where the current standings make sense is the NL West. It's hilarious and beautiful
(except that my dad's Red Sox are a mess)
normal flax
thorny patio
huh oakland and texas are tied for first
normal flax
Someone made a great point recently. Rays are the only team that regularly bunts and every team so far freaks out when it happens.
misty coyote
Someone made a great point recently. Rays are the only team that regularly bunts...
well if you have a speedster i dont see why you wouldnt
tho they can get away with it right now since its early in the season
thorny patio
Sports players are allowed to talk about their mental health. Telling them stuff that SHOULD NEVER be said is not ok. Look up Jarren Duran if u want to know what was said
solar night
As soon as I saw the headline, I knew that the fan had said something related to his mental health struggles
thorny patio
I don't fault him for talking about it because not enough players talk about mental health issues. I do however fault the fan that said that. That is something u never never ever say to someone
plucky barn
Mike Trout is back and it's so nice to see
thorny patio
That balk on Woo yesterday should not have been a balk
vale bramble
Mike Trout is back and it's so nice to see
Baseball is better when trout plays well and stays healthy
plucky barn
# WE OWN ROMANO!!!!
His ERA hasn't been below 5 in the last 3 years
But also it's funny that he did it twice in 3 days