Sports Megathread

[solar night]

Blame his BIG. MEATY. CLAWS

[normal flax]

My new least favorite livery

[mild abyss]

shouldve been red instead of orange, looks like old school mclaren

[vale bramble]

Got any more room for sponsors?

[solar night]

The scale of commercialism on racing cars and uniforms is ridiculous

[solar night]

Center fielders Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones were elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame today. Beltran was chosen on 84.2% of ballots and Jones 78.4%, exceeding the necessary 75% threshold.

[vale bramble]

CARLOS AND ANDRUW!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!

THAT’S A HUGE DUB!!!!

Two of the most talented Centerfielders you’ll ever see and certainly in the modern day!! Hell yeah!!!

Happy as hell about both of these!!

[solar night]

Andruw Jones debuted by appearing on 7.3% of the ballots. That is the lowest by an eventual inductee. Anything is possible on the Hall of Fame ballot, for better or for worse

Dave Stieb can get 0 votes, or this can happen

[scarlet cargo]

What a joke

Beltran making the HoF while helping orchestrate the biggest cheating scandal since the Black Sox while Manny doesn’t make it is a joke

Manny is prob a top 3 right handed hitter in the history of the game

[misty coyote]

the whole cheaters on that astros team should be inelgible for the hall of fame

[vale bramble]

What were manny’s % of votes?

[scarlet cargo]

38.8

Arod only got 40%

Guess we’re picking and choosing which cheating were ok with

[vale bramble]

They’re in the same camp

The voters are singling out PED’s users still

[scarlet cargo]

Yeah it’s a complete farce

[vale bramble]

And even though Beltran was black balled from Baseball after the scandal they still dont care

[scarlet cargo]

What Beltran did is way more harmful

Baseball hof isn’t a serious institution. Fuckin joke man

[vale bramble]

Makes you think that when all is said and done that Altuve might get in 🤮 and alex bregman might get in 🤮

Even though they were two of the big cheaters

[vale bramble]

It never has been unfortunately

So many players deserve eternal recognition

All the older voters need their voting priveleges revoked

Like also that one dude who ONLY voted for David Wright

Take his shit away

That’s a fucking waste of a vote

[devout mesa]

baseball wouldn't be where it's at today if it weren't for the steroid era bringing more eyes to the screen and butts in seats. singling out PED users, especially from that era, is really really stupid imo

[vale bramble]

I agree

I think Bonds Manny Mcguire A-Rod and Sosa should be in

[misty coyote]

yeah especially since they have been losing relevence since

[devout mesa]

100%

[vale bramble]

Manny is less in that PED argument tbh. I never think Manny Ramirez when PEDs comes up

I think David Ortiz

[misty coyote]

they dont call him big papi for a differenet reason

[vale bramble]

Pete Rose will be written in one day and that’s the gonna be one of the worst days in Baseball because it was a clear hatred of the man and had nothing to do with the ballplayer

[devout mesa]

Pete Rose absolutely deserved his flowers while he was still alive

[vale bramble]

The Baseball Hall of Fame is a joke. It hasn’t stood for anything solid in a while sadly. They couldn’t even get Ichiro Griffey or Jeter right

There are some bad bananas in that voting group and they need to be weeded out

Btw the most winningest playoff pitcher of all time is not in the hall of famer either…andy freakin pettite

No one had a better pick-off move or the ice in their veins like he had when it was game time

[solar night]

It has been proven that Altuve told his teammates early on to stop banging the trash can during his at bats, and they almost always listened to him. And, when he didn't want his shirt ripped off, he was not hiding anything. Don't get me wrong, though: He still allowed his teammates to cheat, and that was wrong

Altuve will make the Hall of Fame. It's the harsh truth

[vale bramble]

As a salty to this day Yankees fan I will still call him a cheater because I feel it in my soul

So you can continue to defend him and you might be (probably are) right, but I’m still a fan of the team his team cheated the most

[solar night]

Fair

[vale bramble]

🤝

[devout mesa]

cheater or not, bro has to live in Houston 💀

[vale bramble]

Is houston a bad place to live?

[devout mesa]

I cannot answer that question without significant bias

[vale bramble]

cause Dallas is better?

[solar night]

And going back to Pettitte: Time is running out for him, but if his peers in the veteran's committee realize how tame his PED situation is, they could vote him in

[devout mesa]

pick your poison, really

[vale bramble]

where does raysfire live? What does he have to say about Houston

[misty coyote]

better at sucking

i shoudlnt talk trash about dfw tho lol my cousisns on my dads side live in dfw

[devout mesa]

rays is in the Austin area, which is pretty much its own state lol

[vale bramble]

Oh…

Texas is lorge

[devout mesa]

but he's from the DFW area

i don't blame him for leaving

[misty coyote]

i almost spent last summer in san antonio

[solar night]

Hank doesn't think so
https://youtu.be/CZFoJyXBL1o?si=PNtXhxKsJHwMbT6p

[vale bramble]

Like Florida. There are 3 states in Florida.

Florida: Tampa and everything south of it.

South Georgia: Everything North of Tampa

Not Florida: The Panhandle

[devout mesa]

nobody particularly likes Dallas, tbh

we're just kinda here

[misty coyote]

can confirm as someone who has lived in florida south georgia is weird

[vale bramble]

Exactly. That’s not Florida anymore

[devout mesa]

I've lived in Texas my whole life and have never been to El Paso

it's just so far out there

[misty coyote]

imagine not having visited every corner of your state

[devout mesa]

it's over a 9 hour drive from DFW airport to El Paso

[misty coyote]

(im making this joke but ive never been to the northwest part of minnesota)

i know

its pretty far from my part of the state to the northwest corner of the state too

[vale bramble]

I will never go to panhandle of Florida. I will die on this hill (hills dont exist in florida)

[devout mesa]

no hill gang

[vale bramble]

It’s an over 8 hour drive just to get out of florida

[misty coyote]

im aware that hills dont exist in florida i lived in florida last summer lmao

[devout mesa]

I wouldn't mind Dallas so much if it were at least nice to look at

[misty coyote]

its 6 hours just to get from the msp area to the northwestern corner of minnesota

and thats if you take the highway along the red river in north dakota

[vale bramble]

Is the food worth it?

[devout mesa]

it's better in other parts of the state

particularly San Antonio

San Antonio's tex-mex is unbeatable

[vale bramble]

Riiiiight The Spurs exist in the same state

Basically a state away

[devout mesa]

San Antonio and Austin aren't really that far from each other, all things considered

there's actually a huge thing going on about a "mega city" happening between the two

the urban sprawl is starting to make the two cities one big suburb lmao

[vale bramble]

tf does that mean?

https://tenor.com/view/push-it-patrick-star-gif-5131285

[devout mesa]

major cities in TX are usually significantly separated by farmland

historically

[misty coyote]

they have that in florida where a couple of big cities are getting close to each other with their urban sprawl

the urban sprawl between tampa and orlando is getting close

[vale bramble]

See i can see that, but as person who’s been to both places enough times to differentiate. Those two places are nothing alike

[devout mesa]

this is all turning into one giant city

[vale bramble]

See in south florida we have something similar. An area that’s widely reffered to as Ft. Lauderdale

But in “Ft. Lauderdale sits like 7 or so different cities

One of these cities is also known as ft lauderdale

So sometimes on maps an area you know as another city may come up as ft lauderdale or the actual city it’s known as

And then also the city actually referred to as ft. lauderdale pops up as ft lauderdale

[devout mesa]

urban sprawl

[scarlet cargo]

But Manny was actually proven to have juiced. Papi never was

[vale bramble]

Manny took the fall for Papi 😢

Writers don’t like Manny’s personality or lackidasical way of living so they chose to ignore how insanely talented he was

Papi was a personality too big to contain so they don’t care

Manny played The Wall…Ortiz was one dimensional

Manny did just as much for Boston

[scarlet cargo]

Eh Papi still won after Manny left

Also his speech post marathon bombing kinda sealed the deal as greatest Red Sox of all time

[vale bramble]

“Greatest”…

Like Ted Williams doesn’t exist

Like Roger Clemens wasn’t a Red Sox before a Yankee

The glaze on Ortiz

[devout mesa]

Bro went to Green Bay to borrow the shower and leave

[solar night]

Manny was suspended twice for PEDs once the Wild West era ended and he should have known better. Papi is one of those star players who may have taken PEDs during the Wild West era, then never tested positive at a time that would have led to a suspension

And I know you'll say "Papi got so beefed up so fast," but for pro athletes, that can happen without PEDs. I'm not going to call him guilty or innocent

[silent barn]

HOF is a sham

You can organize a major sign stealing scandal and still get in the HOF but man if you get caught doing PEDs you’re done

Unserious organization

[thorny patio]

Well they say they weren't holding that against him because of his career before that

I did a thing about the 2017 Astros for a COLLEGE ENGLISH CLASS and I said "He is on the Hall of Fame (HOF) ballot for the 4th year, but if he gets into the HOF, it will mean other players who were on the 2017 Houston Astros will mostly get into the HOF, even though they probably should not, because they won the 2017 World Series cup by cheating to get there. The only one they legitimately won was the 2019 one. And this is the year he will probably be introduced to the HOF."

He played for 20 years 19 of those are apparently legal in HOF eyes. And its fucking bullshit

[normal flax]

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/47677711/rays-move-possible-hillsborough-college-site-ballpark this site is literally across the street from Raymond James

[solar night]

But... it's on a college campus...

[normal flax]

Not if they go through with the agreement

[solar night]

Oh, so that's what all that business jargon means

[vale bramble]

So there’s gonna be Raymond James, Steinbrenner Field (spring training) and then another large stadium all in one area….parking already sounds terrible

[normal flax]

Next to an international airport

[vale bramble]

[devout mesa]

lol sounds like the parking disaster in Arlington

Jerryword, Globe Life Field, Chocktaw Stadium, and Six Flags Over Texas

and the Arlington Convention Center

1 big parking lot lol

they should really just knock down Chocktaw Stadium, honestly

plenty of other places for the UFL team to play

[vale bramble]

Bout fkn time

Bellinger back to the Stanks. 5 years 162m

[misty coyote]

imagine living in the neighborhoods next to it that would be horrible

[devout mesa]

oh the people in Arlington are livid about all the stadiums

they're partly tax-funded

their municipal government straight up lied on the bond election for the new baseball stadium

they peddled it as "this is a new bond to build the new stadium. the old one will be torn down and the bond released, so the new bond will essentially be net-zero new taxes"

guess what's still standing?

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/eltonjohn-gif-5359749307073358854

the stadium rn

[devout mesa]

it's a useless stadium at this point

[misty coyote]

rangers fan calling their stadium useless take a picture

[devout mesa]

it was reworked as an XFL stadium, and there is no way the Arlington Renegades are bringing in enough money to justify keeping it

i'm talking about the old stadium

[misty coyote]

(im joking)

[devout mesa]

everyone hated the old stadium, even the players

let's build a baseball stadium in texas with NO ROOF OR SHADE WHATSOEVER

[misty coyote]

hmm building an outdoor stadium in hell what could go wrong

[devout mesa]

read a crazy stat about Indiana
they had as many wins against AP Top 10 teams this season as they did in the entire history of their football program
this season: 6-0
program history prior to this season: 6-116-1

[thorny patio]

The Dodgers are stacked.

[solar night]

On paper, it's probably the greatest roster ever, beating out the 2025 Dodgers

[normal flax]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTwFqs4DFJ7/?igsh=cXRkbTM3cHRvdzlm

bettorgreen

Bo Nix did it!! #nfl #nflfootball #nflplayoffs #playoffs #superbowl

Likes

2843

Instagram

[mild abyss]

peralta to mets, damn theyre cooking rn

[normal flax]

Bucs got Falcons OC

[solar night]

Jesse Winker + AJ Minter = Jesse Minter

[normal flax]

https://youtu.be/-TU_qWAZDR4?si=weYX1QrEI_uOonG0

[devout mesa]

Google "Curt Cignetti" rn

They did the thing

[wide cape]

Google "67" rn

They did the thing

[silent barn]

I saw that, that’s great

[normal flax]

Thats suppose to be a Ferrari

[scarlet cargo]

i'm assuming he could

[vale bramble]

Prime Tom Brady could solo the American Army let alone the German

[solar night]

Former Colts QB Philip Rivers is interviewing for the Bills' head coaching job - Adam Schefter

What a crazy life

[vale bramble]

Bro really wants that insurance coverage

[scarlet cargo]

Bills implosion is glorious to watch

[scarlet cargo]

HUGO GONZALEZ

[thorny patio]

One of Seattle's Mariners's minor league teams thinks their funny

How young is the youngest NBA player????

[misty coyote]

they're

[solar night]

19 years and around 31 days

[vale bramble]

I need a good reason as to why this man hates winning and what’s so good in cleveland

[mild abyss]

I respect the dedication hes got

[solar night]

His relationships with the fans and the people on the team are what's good. It's clear that he wants to live in Cleveland with his wife and kid(s) for a long time

[misty coyote]

The Steelers hired Mike McCarthy

[midnight drift]

THAT GUY'S COAT IS GORGEOUS

[scarlet cargo]

ROBBED

[devout mesa]

yeah that was absolutely a scoop and score

[scarlet cargo]

tied at half after playing like this?

[devout mesa]

not a good showing by either team honestly lol

[scarlet cargo]

this is a gross game

[devout mesa]

and i'm not sure having bo nix would make a difference honestly

denver's o-line isn't blocking for shit

[normal flax]

Denver, please pull something out of your ass. I don't want the Patroits in the Super Bowl again.

[scarlet cargo]

this is a MESS

[misty coyote]

Agreed

24 yard punt

[normal flax]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-sesame-street-bert-TGi1zmIHpDRsrxtoPq

[scarlet cargo]

erp;olg kw4p[5orkgpow4kgpow4k5g

[plucky barn]

This is a mess

[scarlet cargo]

OIJfoiejfop3e

\fwuij4efhgjopw4ef

this shit is hilarious

[plucky barn]

Everyone is suffering except the west coast

[solar night]

Especially the West Coasters who didn't start watching until after the game started, due to either church or Sunday brunch

[normal flax]

OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!

[scarlet cargo]

PLEASE

I'M SO STARVED FOR A SUPER BOWL

[devout mesa]

god i wish i could ban you for saying that

[misty coyote]

Bro is exactly like the chiefs fans

[scarlet cargo]

stay mad

[plucky barn]

Pats to the bowl

[misty coyote]

I feel like I triggered you more with that 😂

[devout mesa]

most patriots fans were chiefs fans last year

[scarlet cargo]

WHAT A STIFF ARM

[vale bramble]

[plucky barn]

This honestly might be one of the worst postseason offences to go to the Superbowl

[vale bramble]

If it ain’t the Chiefs now the Patriots are back in the SB

[plucky barn]

(Yeah I know all the defenses were top 5)

[normal flax]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-i3P6arnePOp2T0OmmN

[vale bramble]

Patriots didnt deserve the dub playing this bad against the back up broncos

[devout mesa]

THE HORSE GIRLS WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/take-the-l-bozo-gif-25355134

[plucky barn]

On the bright side that's another win for my bracket

[devout mesa]

you're insufferable

bro thinks he's on the team

[scarlet cargo]

hey i'm at gillette all the time

I played on that field!

[vale bramble]

Why are Boston sports back? Minus the only one that really matters to Damp

[scarlet cargo]

I'm on a team that played there once

[vale bramble]

[plucky barn]

Rare footage of Damp irl

[scarlet cargo]

Boston sports never went away

[vale bramble]

Boston Bruins

[devout mesa]

not fat and bald enough

[vale bramble]

Traded brad marchand away

For pennies

[scarlet cargo]

beating the Panthers for wild card rn lmao

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-drake-drake-maye-maye-new-england-patriots-patriots-gopats-gif-18299677279023062117

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-new-england-patriots-patriots-gif-9419400643239689339

https://tenor.com/view/drake-maye-drake-drake-maye-maye-aura-patriots-new-england-patriots-gif-11106673401902381281

[vale bramble]

Plain white bread

Bro has no sauce

No swag

[normal flax]

You know what, just for that gif spam, no meme from the meme dealer.

[devout mesa]

drake maye the kind of qb to say "gosh"

[scarlet cargo]

i found a gif of tom brady kissing his son on the lips shirtless

and i refrained from posting

you should be thanking me

[devout mesa]

be the tom brady's son to my tom brady

[plucky barn]

That was good because he got to completely cook Toronto again and personally I'm all for it

Last time New England made the SB with a first round QB starting the game they got blown out btw

[vale bramble]

https://fixupx.com/nflmemes/status/2015562040148955533?s=46&t=Pfcc9LSz_ky7gkPFVeROOA

NFL Memes (@NFLMemes)

The Patriots lost Tom Brady, became one of the worst teams in the league, drafted a QB, traded him after 3 years, drafted another QB, and got back to the Super Bowl all before Josh Allen could get to one

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“Is this your Goat?”

[vale bramble]

Good first half. Darnold looks locked

[normal flax]

Oh look. Two teams that can play football.

[plucky barn]

Matt Stafford has 13x more rush yards this game than he did in the regular season

[plucky barn]

Muffed punt

Bang

[vale bramble]

Great response by Stafford

Bro said hold my beer

[misty coyote]

and then the seahawks responded right back

[plucky barn]

Holy Riq Woolen what an idiot

Taunting on 4th and 12

[vale bramble]

Bro what a terrible penalty

[plucky barn]

And then gives up a deep bomb for a TD

[vale bramble]

Instant fucking karma

[forest crescent]

Oh my god what an idiot woolen

[pure jasper]

The patriots are in like every fucking super bowl bruh

I dont even care and just saw it and im just like fuck, again?

[vale bramble]

Defense finally made a play

[misty coyote]

BIG STOP

[vale bramble]

Hawks have a chance to finish this game

[misty coyote]

I think he was down there

[vale bramble]

It’s a matter of if he got the 1st

And they gave it to him

Game is almost over now

One more first down might do it

They also have the two minute warning

[misty coyote]

True

That was the correct call on the time I believe

[vale bramble]

Close call on the out of bounds

Just feed kemba

One more first down

[misty coyote]

This looks like a hawks win

With a first down

[plucky barn]

If that happens 2 things would occur

[vale bramble]

Seahawks looking for a revenge type super bowl game

And i hope they get it

[plucky barn]

1. My bracket would be almost perfect
2. Two weeks of everyone spamming the Malcolm Butler INT online

[misty coyote]

Vikings right now

[vale bramble]

No timeouts

25 seconds

0.1% chance

0.01% now

[misty coyote]

Not looking good

[plucky barn]

Game

Down inbounds

Seahawks vs Patriots

[vale bramble]

That was so dumb

[misty coyote]

Yep

HEIS IN BOUNDS

[vale bramble]

So so dumb

[normal flax]

Congrats to Super Bowl Champions the Seattle Seahawks

[vale bramble]

Go seahawks btw

[forest crescent]

[misty coyote]

The Vikings looking at the Seahawks

[forest crescent]

GOD WHAT AN ENDING

[misty coyote]

Wishing they kept Sam

[vale bramble]

We dont root for the Patriots in this household

EVER

[misty coyote]

He came to PLAY today

His season high in passing yards

[forest crescent]

My heart was POUNDING

[devout mesa]

if it ever comes down to Chiefs vs Patriots in the AFC Championship again, I'm turning my shit to HGTV, fuck all that

[misty coyote]

You mean people watch Hgtv?

[forest crescent]

After 2015...

[thorny patio]

AS CAL ONCE SAID: MIGHT AS WELL GO WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

[forest crescent]

Super Bowl 49....

[solar night]

My parents do, shhh

HGTV probably has good viewership

[devout mesa]

yeah it's the "parents" channel

when they're not watching fox news

[misty coyote]

How has your year been

[misty coyote]

The racism channel

Fox that is

[vale bramble]

The patriots are a new england team therefore they are always the enemy

[solar night]

Democratic parents don't watch that crap though

[lost pine]

SEAHAWKS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

[thorny patio]

Better because we didn't blow it with one win left

[thorny patio]

YES WE ARE

[thorny patio]

@lost pine

[misty coyote]

And even better there is no melcom butler in sight!

[devout mesa]

i still think that has to be the worst play call in super bowl history

prime marshawn lynch in the backfield

on what, the 4 yard line?

[thorny patio]

AND its our 50th year

[misty coyote]

The 2 iirc

[devout mesa]

insane

[lost pine]

Please beat New England this time

[vale bramble]

Bro i lost $500 on that play cause seattle didnt score

[thorny patio]

I hope we can

[thorny patio]

Thats why we don't bet

[misty coyote]

You better

Win that is

[vale bramble]

It was a score square

[solar night]

I've never seen anyone mention there being 27 seconds left on 2nd down with 1 timeout

That also makes a run smarter

[devout mesa]

exactly

[vale bramble]

They made a rash decision

And they sleep in that bed

[thorny patio]

2015 all over again

[misty coyote]

Mhm

At least in 2015 we have a better president

[solar night]

We should live like it's 2015 for the next two weeks

[misty coyote]

Is it time to dab again

[solar night]

Dabbing never died

[wide cape]

SEAHAWKS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER FUCKING SUPER BOWLLLL

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-dab-gif-18673913

[wide cape]

WOOOOOOOO

[solar night]

Or as dabbing Squidward calls it, the Bubble Bowl

Or maybe just bbbb, bahbahbahbah

[vale bramble]

Dabbing cost you 4200 shudcoin

Pay up

Forgetting the super bowl for the moment who y’all got as the future puppy bowl mvp

[forest crescent]

YES WE ARE

[devout mesa]

man i just want to see the cowboys go to the NFC Championship once in the next decade

[thorny patio]

Omg the puppy bowl. Idk know whos in it

[forest crescent]

MY HOME TEAM IS GOING THE SUPER BOWL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 11 YEARS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME

[thorny patio]

SAME

[devout mesa]

[vale bramble]

https://www.discovery.com/shows/puppy-bowl/see/puppy-bowl-xxii-meet-the-players

[thorny patio]

And we weren't one win away just to blow it

[wide cape]

Holy crap lois, the seahwaks won

[forest crescent]

omg that last 25 seconds was hell for us 12s

I saw the timeline...

[devout mesa]

FUDGE

[vale bramble]

FUDGE AND LOBSTER ROLL

Cheesecake

[thorny patio]

The names are killing me

[devout mesa]

BUTTON

[solar night]

I had a lobster roll earlier this year. It wasn't my thing. You have to REALLY like lobster

[vale bramble]

The names are 10/10 on these pups

[thorny patio]

CHAPPELL BONE

[forest crescent]

RUPAW

[vale bramble]

Hot or cold?

[solar night]

Cold I think

[forest crescent]

JOSH HOWLIN

[vale bramble]

Mmm…hot lobster roll is pretty good

[devout mesa]

I'm guessing "Carrie Pawshaw" is a play on "Terry Bradshaw"

[vale bramble]

Cold may not be your style

Hot roll has plenty of butter and less mayo

[solar night]

Or maybe lobster just isn't my style

[vale bramble]

On a toasted bun

Also possible

[devout mesa]

i want a lobster roll :(

never had one

hard to get here

[thorny patio]

I love the fully names then we have Oscar.

[solar night]

Get a thick hot dog bun and as much lobster as you can fit on a plate and it's basically the same thing IMO lol @devout mesa

[devout mesa]

lobster is not a common thing here lol

[forest crescent]

ok i REALLY hope we beat new england this time so we can get revenge from 11 years ago

[devout mesa]

and getting enough for one roll would be like, $50

[vale bramble]

Yep

We have a food truck down here that makes a good lobster roll for like $26

[thorny patio]

50 DOLLARS?????

[vale bramble]

Pretty good deal considering

[forest crescent]

although to be fair, our decision to pass instead of running a ONE YARD LINE was godawful

[solar night]

Lobster tasted a lot like shrimp to me, and here in the DMV, shrimp is easy to find

[devout mesa]

ok i lowkey cannot find anywhere that sells lobster

within 50 miles

[forest crescent]

Sam Darnold just did that

WITH AN INJURY

[pure jasper]

Wait seahawks are in thats like, the team that us portlanders cheer for cause theyre closest to us and we dont have our own team

Cool (i dont really care)

Doug bowser tweeted this https://twitter.com/thetruebowser/status/2015619922739511407?t=lDoDcbdyIh2FbtAnpuIbeQ&s=19

Doug Bowser (@thetruebowser)

💙💚💙💚

X · Jan 26, 2026, 2:56 AM

[forest crescent]

JOHN NINTENDO HAS OUR SUPPORT

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-brady-tom-brady-smile-tom-brady-turn-gif-12299513259520700565

[devout mesa]

got so distracted by the NFC/AFC championship games I forgot about the crazy PGA tourney that ended yesterday

18 year old kid named Blades Brown went into the final round battling with Scheffler for 1st, but kinda collapsed in the final round and finished T18

still though, sitting at the top for 3 rounds at 18 years old is wild

he skipped college and went straight to pro lol

[normal flax]

He retired in Tampa

[vale bramble]

After winning y’all a second ring

[misty coyote]

no real offenses yet

i see what you did there

and now they have to go up against the team with the least points allowed per game and that just beat for the second time the number one offense in the league

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/chips-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-gif-22048775

[thorny patio]

Yay
-# idk even know who this is.
I do know that one of the main nintendo headquarters is in Washington state

[solar night]

Former President of Nintendo of America

[vale bramble]

I just realized how #Winning Damp is gonna be in two weeks

Not only is his team in the Super Bowl but one of his Favorite bands of all time is performing before the game even begins

[misty coyote]

winning for about a couple hours until the end of the game

[scarlet cargo]

modern green day blows tho

but that's ok I get to watch another super bowl victory

[vale bramble]

You think they’re not singing American Idiot in this politically messed up timeline? Bro they’re gonna play the old hits FOR SURE

i’d bet on it

[scarlet cargo]

ah shit i'm too old

i consider american idiot modern green day lmao

tho ofc that album was p good

so i'll take it

[vale bramble]

American Idiot is old enough to have a broadway show it’s OLD

2004

Bro it’s old enough to drink

[thorny patio]

Finishing what they started. The Seahawks are finshing what the Mariners started. They saw what the fans needed that October night. They saw the pain in the fans. And knew right then what they had to do.. it only took 11 years. Because we have at least gone to the super bowl. One win away

[normal flax]

For the next Stadium Series game the high for the day is 48F and the low will be 37F

[misty coyote]

its older than me!

and im old enough to have a beer

[silent barn]

Is this a weird time to mention that’s the year I was born LOL

It’s kind of funny to think that when I first started yapping in this channel I was like 16 😭

[vale bramble]

Your USA Captain

@solar night jinx you owe me a soda

[solar night]

I don't know what you're talking about

[vale bramble]

[normal flax]

Btw, Trop update, they're laying the clay down on the field now.

[thorny patio]

https://www.mlb.com/news/rick-rizzs-mariners-radio-retirement-2026-season?adobe_mc=TS%3D1769547809|MCMID%3D83921468851107463617351748018469051294|MCORGID%3DA65F776A5245B01B0A490D44%40AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=dark

[solar night]

I knew it was only a matter of time

People must be sad that the Mariners won't have any more rizz

[solar night]

[silent barn]

Love him or hate him

How the fuck is Belichick not a HOF

Abolish the hall of fame immediately this is fucking nasty

That goes for all sports they have no legitimacy anymore and it's just writers being petty

[solar night]

The problem is that there were only 50 writers

All it took was for 11 of them to have serious problems with his personality, alleged scandals, or political views

[vale bramble]

Belichick really not a first ballot hof’er?

Sounds like the same people who didnt wanna vote in Eli first ballot

Gatekeepin asses

[silent barn]

And I don’t like a lot of that but objectively speaking this is one of the greatest coaches to touch the gridiron

[solar night]

Even if it's the same group of writers next year, some of them will flip to voting for him because they gave him a slap on the wrist this year only

[scarlet cargo]

this is why it is actually good and cool to hate capital J Journalists

they sniff their own farts and ruin the discourse around everything

[normal flax]

Of course its pirate themed for Ray Jay

[devout mesa]

Didn't know Ray Jay became a pirate after the video with Kim Kardashian

Anyway, car in da convention hall

[thorny patio]

WHY DOES THE NFL NEED 3 MIKES AS HEAD COACH???

[thorny patio]

Cool car

[normal flax]

For a Mike check

[normal flax]

Thats the new VCARB car

Also F1 really showing their cards by calling Issac spinning and crashing hard into the wall a "small off".

[solar night]

It wasn't just me 😭

[solar night]

There was already Tomlin, Macdonald, McDaniel, and McCarthy this season (totally not confusing btw)

[plucky barn]

So...

The Browns hired Todd Monken

And in doing so pissed off DC Jim Schwartz so much that he's not returning after they worked so hard to keep him

[misty coyote]

you mean one of the 2 people who failed to give derrick henry the ball in the 4th quarter when it was clearly working?

[thorny patio]

https://www.mlb.com/news/andrew-friedman-stress-world-series-game-3?adobe_mc=TS%3D1769761930|MCMID%3D83921468851107463617351748018469051294|MCORGID%3DA65F776A5245B01B0A490D44%40AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=dark

No one cares buddy

[normal flax]

Welp, I have family playing for FSU football.

[devout mesa]

that's certainly a school

[silent barn]

Congrats to them!

[devout mesa]

yeah no meme, playing D1 ball is huge

[misty coyote]

Gg, I’d ask what position but that gives stuff away lol

[thorny patio]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUJVQAVEkho/?igsh=MTRtaGJuYTdvMjY3aw==

everettaquasox

Count it down with us, AquaSox fans - there are only 67 days left until Opening Night at our ballpark on April 7!

Likes

103

Instagram

One of the other minor league teams 😭

[real rover]

The wbc needs to fix the insurance thing asap

It’s completely tuning the competition

[normal flax]

https://youtu.be/sBNEqVwXwBI?si=zaaxuvODHdhgnEmG

NHL got him to be a goalie for the Lightning

[misty coyote]

thats what she said

[solar night]

Should've gotten signed by the Penguins smh

[normal flax]

nah we'll need some help with Lord Stanley on our boat parade

[vale bramble]

no football this weekend of any kind

no cfb no nfl

[misty coyote]

Pro bowl

[vale bramble]

that shit might as well not exist. No one watches it anyways

[misty coyote]

True

[normal flax]

Anymore. It use to mean something when it was a proper game.

[vale bramble]

more than a decade ago

should just bring back the skills events

furthers throws from qb's...accuracy throwing events. RB's and WR's with rout running and catching events.

things that were fun to see

somewhat

[vale bramble]

Lmao luis arraez one year deal

No one wants this dude

[mild abyss]

Crazy…

[solar night]

Modern GMs don't think that a guy with only the hitting tool is valuable, and I think they're right

[vale bramble]

Hitting tool is giving him too much credit imo singles king does nothing but hit singles or make outs

Isnt fast

Poor baserunner

Cant field a ball or throw

Bro is worthless

If he learned plate discipline then maybe his on base percentage would be worth signing him to more than one year at a time

[solar night]

I believe it refers to batting average and ability to make contact, since power refers to the ability to hit for extra bases.

If he doesn't have that, then who does?

[vale bramble]

Batting champ Aaron Judge

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-homerun-baseball-mlb-gif-13518754

[solar night]

Obviously

[vale bramble]

Thats what hitting tool looks like

[solar night]

But so does the 3 time batting champ Arraez

[vale bramble]

He’s a lesser ichiro

Wish.com ichiro

[solar night]

I'm not going to deny that

He falls behind Ichiro in hit placement, but definitely not whiff%

[vale bramble]

His low whiff% and low (low end) on base % aren’t exactly a good combination

It just means he makes a lot of weak contact and doesn’t take many pitches

[solar night]

Yes, walks do matter

Hitters like Arraez have never walked much by design, though

[normal flax]

This reminds me we need 4-0s tracked for both batters and pitchers

See who gets purposefully walked and who are just terrible pitchers

[vale bramble]

eugenio suarez one year deal

to the Reds

stay irrelevant

probably gets traded at the deadline again when the reds are in last place with nowhere to go

[normal flax]

https://xcancel.com/YahooSports/status/2018075389080347026

[solar night]

Why is the Stadium Series only one game?

[solar night]

I expect the Reds to stay at least a few games ahead of the Cardinals, who are now at the low point of a rebuild, throughout the season

And the Pirates will probably be behind them too, unless they make a leap

[vale bramble]

"Patriots uniforms" that's definitely what they called those

[midnight drift]

I really hope someone else was listening to that abomination of a National Anthem

ALREADY SCORED?!?!?!?

https://media.tenor.com/W_4cIjlMTZsAAAAi/cc.gif

[normal flax]

First shot and its a Bolts goal

[midnight drift]

Could we uh.

Could we not, maybe?

[normal flax]

Bolts win with OT shoot out

[normal flax]

Lightning Miku?

[astral stump]

Mariners close to a deal to acquire Brendan Donovan

[vale bramble]

I just heard the most cursed shit but it’s real

Drew Lock and Tommy Devito made it to the Super Bowl before Josh Allen

One them is gonna have a ring before Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson

[thorny patio]

And Ben williamson to them

Aka my mom's favorite player

[thorny patio]

In theory

[solar night]

It is done

Those two moves along with Jurrangelo Cijintje going to the Cardinals

[thorny patio]

Where's the news?

I HATE this. Anytime I try to go to news I hit shop.

[astral stump]

Return for Donovan is Cijntje, Peete, Ledbetter, and a Comp B pick. Rays get Ben Williamson.

[thorny patio]

He's a ray

Fuck u rays

[thorny patio]

Where's an actual article tho? All im seeing is sources

[astral stump]

https://x.com/BNightengale/status/2018467005465276498

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

The Mariners, Cardinals, Rays 3-way trade when it becomes official:
Seattle receives: IF/OF Brendan Donovan
St. Louis receives: RHP/LHP Jurrangelo Cijntje, OF Tai Peete, OF Colton Ledbetter, Comp B draft pick.
Tampa Bay receives: 3B Ben Williamson.

X · Feb 2, 2026, 11:30 PM

[thorny patio]

Im not trusting Twitter

Even if this guy is true. I don't EVER trust Twitter

[solar night]

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/02/mariners-close-to-acquiring-brendan-donovan.html
@thorny patio

[wide cape]

https://x.com/i/status/2018497128054620444

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel was asked if the Super Bowl is a must-win game 🤦‍♂️

▶ Play video

X · Feb 3, 2026, 1:29 AM

[devout mesa]

What lmao

I mean, win or lose, their season is over

[solar night]

Someone in the replies said this:
"Context is missing here. This was asked by Dave Dameshek. It’s a bit he does every year. He knows the question is ridiculous. It’s just a joke."

[normal flax]

https://www.mlb.com/news/rays-games-mlb-distribution-2026

[misty coyote]

Remind me again why is the pro bowl tonight

[normal flax]

Only the pros play flag football on a Tuesday

[solar night]

If my research is correct, 1/2 of MLB teams will be in this category in 2026

And the Braves could make it 16/30

MLB "hopes to possess the local rights for all 30 of its teams by the end of 2028 and sell them as a national package, a process that would help to eliminate blackouts," according to an ESPN article by Alden Gonzalez

It's less profitable for the teams, though

[vale bramble]

If i dont need to have 5 subscriptions to watch my one team i’m all for it

Cause this blackout shit the past few years has been terrible

[solar night]

MLB expects us to watch on cable or satellite when we're in our favorite team's market, and that even applies to when they distribute the games. Streaming Nationals.tv through MLB.tv can only be done out-of-market. If you're in-market, you have to buy the Nationals.tv package to watch anywhere

I'll just use my VPN

[vale bramble]

Yeah it’s some bullshit. If i wanna watch the marlins because i live in florida i’m
Blacked out on every home game. Make it make sense 🙃

If i lived in new york i would have to have YES even though i would have mlb.tv for free through t-mobile

The greatest upset in NFL
history is 18 years old today btw

https://tenor.com/view/patriots-giants-helmet-catch-super-gif-7597946

[silent barn]

Where did those Giants go man 💔

[vale bramble]

We’re going back man i swear

Our team is coming together next year and we’re gonna be competitive again (THIS IS NOT COPE ANYMORE)

[misty coyote]

Left with Eli

Giants might ligit do well next year with harbaugh

[silent barn]

I mean I sure hope so

lmao

[solar night]

The Washington Post laid off their sports people today. No more Sports page

This Sports page led to the creation of Pardon The Interruption and changed the sports industry

[vale bramble]

IKF to the Red Sox

Great replacement for Bregman and Devers

👏

Bravo Red Sox. Absolute Masterclass

[wide cape]

https://x.com/MLB/status/1733579715909169215?lang=en

MLB (@MLB)

Shohei Ohtani announces he is signing with the Dodgers.

X · Dec 9, 2023, 8:09 PM

yall think this is a good signing?

[scarlet cargo]

i want to die

fuck it our defense and pitching will be elite

who needs runs?

[vale bramble]

[mild abyss]

Still pain 💔

[silent barn]

https://x.com/marchmadnessmbb/status/2019280136177348780?s=46&t=pzzoll9fYcr4WicQ_wUduA

NCAA March Madness (@MarchMadnessMBB)

NO. 6 GONZAGA FALLS IN PORTLAND 😱

For the first time since 2014, the Pilots defeat the Zags 🤯

X · Feb 5, 2026, 5:21 AM

22.5 dawgs what a win for Portland

Pretty crazy day of hoops #10 MSU and #6 Gonzaga both losing

#16 BYU too

[devout mesa]

Wait the Mavs traded AD yesterday??

I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Good thing we didn't trade away our best player since Dirk to get him

[normal flax]

Behold! New Rays Stadium (again)

Thats Stienbrenner to the right

It will only have 31k seats compared to the Trops' 43k.

[solar night]

Uhhh...that's too low for an MLB stadium

At least I think it is

[vale bramble]

Looks like a retractable roof….in florida

Or is it just glass up there that doesn’t move

[thorny patio]

Random number

Not random

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/2019490989019181228?s=46&t=1OIr29tO_p3tUx5Ak-UlFg

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: Two-time reigning American League Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal won his arbitration case and will make $32 million this year, sources tell ESPN. Skubal’s bet to go for the largest salary ever in the arbitration system paid off, as he’ll make $13M more than Tigers argued.

X · Feb 5, 2026, 7:19 PM

Get paid

[solar night]

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/47838005/mlb-players-strike-deal-turned-ai-characters

I saw something like this at Nintendo New York in June 2024, but it was free, and Mario was selecting from a small group of voice lines. I recorded this video

Prepare yourselves for ShohAI

[misty coyote]

Do they need that many

[vale bramble]

For visiting teams’ fans

[misty coyote]

Real

[lost pine]

Lotta Yankees fans in Florida

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/davidpurdum/status/2019565556505145850?s=46&t=1OIr29tO_p3tUx5Ak-UlFg

David Payne Purdum (@DavidPurdum)

Indicted Cleveland Guardians pitcher Emmanuel Clase is accused of throwing suspect pitches to benefit bettors in at least 48 games over two years, significantly more than was initially revealed by federal prosecutors, according to a court document filed Thursday.

X · Feb 6, 2026, 12:15 AM

[solar night]

Like disgraced retro gamer Todd Rogers, he learned how to cheat and then went mad with power

I'm guilty of that mistake, but it was on a video game records website and ultimately didn't matter

[plucky barn]

Congratulations to Matt Stafford

By one first place vote he wins the MVP

(oops, 5 overall voting points)

[normal flax]

At the Olympic break and tha two top teams are Colorado and Tampa Bay

[scarlet cargo]

department of panthers safety strikes again

the hit on McAvoy not even being looked at

what a joke. A flying elbow to the head is just fine I guess

[thorny patio]

Crying

[thorny patio]

Colorado? Like the rockies the worst team last year?

[thorny patio]

Oh hockey lol

[normal flax]

Also Anaheim and Utah are in wild card spots.

[misty coyote]

You forgot Billy Mitchel who is worse

Despite the obvious proof of cheating he sues even more people

[solar night]

Didn't he only fake one record, though? I was referring to the concept of cheating the same way many more times after getting away with it once

[misty coyote]

He faked most of their records

But I’d not trust them since they are a pathological liar

[solar night]

This is the closest conference standings I have ever seen

[misty coyote]

Wild are in the same division as the avalanch

[solar night]

Oh, wait a minute, these are overall league standings

Still pretty even. Ten of the top eleven teams have between 32 and 37 wins

[normal flax]

NHL goes by total points for their playoff seeds.

Its why the Penguins are ahead of the Islanders

[solar night]

I know

The 2nd-11th place teams overall are pretty close there

[misty coyote]

Wild have actually been doing well the last 2 years

[solar night]

CRAZY that the Avalanche have not lost a single game in regulation

[misty coyote]

Minnesota sports har been actually been improving the last few years

Well minus the twins and Vikings choking in the playoffs

[normal flax]

Refs, check their players and coaches

[mild abyss]

Buck Martinez retiring, what a legend

[misty coyote]

Meanwhile wild fans having only lost 4 in regulation

[solar night]

Goldy is going back to the Yankees

I would have loved to see him sign a 1 year deal with the Nationals to be a clubhouse leader, but I guess no one wants to play there right now

[vale bramble]

Hate that signing

Let the kid play 🙄

[solar night]

Yeah, people like Rice

[scarlet cargo]

Giannis should be in prison

[vale bramble]

So giannis is fixing games basically

Just void his contract now

[scarlet cargo]

all the trade deadline nonsense with him suddenly makes sense

it's so fuckin stupid man

they're making a mockery of competition

[solar night]

I don't need to see any evidence to know that Kalshi is enhancing and growing the unhealthy culture of gambling and ruining lives

I'm sure gambling on things other than sports and casino games is fun...until you get addicted

[vale bramble]

NBA has been less competitive and you could see players caring less and not competing as hard the past few years. Honestly the NBA is a joke these days. It’s been hard to take it seriously but this is icing on the cake. These guys have generational wealth but for some reason they need to make a few extra hundred dollars for someone’s parlay?? Fuck off

This shit is so pathetic

Between what’s been going on with baseball betting and NBA betting what’s even sacred anymore?

Do these guys not care about The Game anymore?

What a bum ass loser Giannis turned out to be

[solar night]

The stars of great teams are deciding that they don't need to give it their all until the playoffs

[vale bramble]

why is this only getting worse?????

god only knows there's gonna be a handful of gambling commercials and sponsors during the superbowl

[solar night]

I'm more afraid of right-wing propaganda commercials

[vale bramble]

that too

[wide cape]

Olympics

[scarlet cargo]

Superbowl is one of my allowed sports betting days

excited to win money on a Pats superbowl victory

also sunday is a 12:30 celtics home game

so i'm gonna get loaded at the celtics game then coast through the superbowl party

the perfect boston day

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-gif-25854132

[normal flax]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-happy-excited-hjvBoWTABwwNi

[misty coyote]

isnt the pats owner on the epstein list?

[scarlet cargo]

Nah they made fun of him in emails for getting a rub and rug at a seedy massage parlor rather than joining them on the island lol

[misty coyote]

There is rumors that North Dakota State might go to the Mountain west in 2027 for football

[midnight drift]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47860068/sources-falcons-expected-cut-kirk-cousins-new-league-year

[vale bramble]

so falcons gonna have no QB

[wide cape]

aaron rodger

[silent barn]

https://x.com/marchmadnessmbb/status/2020312730419306814?s=46&t=pzzoll9fYcr4WicQ_wUduA

NCAA March Madness (@MarchMadnessMBB)

SETH TRIMBLE WINS IT FOR NORTH CAROLINA 😱

OUR SPORT>>>>

▶ Play video

X · Feb 8, 2026, 1:44 AM

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[misty coyote]

Either way North Carolina was gonna win it

[silent barn]

Duke was collapsing but they controlled like most of that game

[misty coyote]

I was joking because both are in North Carolina

[silent barn]

Oh I'm dumb lmfao

[solar night]

LET'S GO

[silent barn]

It's a good day when Duke loses

This Illinois/Michigan state game is also really good rn

[silent barn]

OT between #5 and #10

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/its-super-bowl-sunday-minions-kick-football-super-bowl-gif-16211707

[scarlet cargo]

GO PATS

FUCK EVERONE ELSE

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-bowl-puppies-super-bowl-animal-planet-2018-gif-10989608

Puppy Bowl Sunday!

[midnight drift]

PUPPY BOWL IS ON

[vale bramble]

heck yeah!

[midnight drift]

In sadder news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M

[lament mulch]

if i wanna watch super bowl ads do i watch the game on peacock or somewhere else

[misty coyote]

Didn’t even know she was from Minnesota

I literally drove by where she trained last night

[midnight drift]

You gotta watch on whatever major TV station has it on.

[lament mulch]

damn i don’t got cable

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-movies-quotes-potc-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-14851127

[midnight drift]

End of 3rd quarter 56-48 Team Fluff

[scarlet cargo]

Horrible Celtics game

Time to lock in for Pats

Already had many beers

We’re so fuckin ready

[silent barn]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/2020558249158652303?s=42

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Today is your one-year warning…

The Super Bowl and Valentine’s Day fall on the same day next year.

Start planning now.

X · Feb 8, 2026, 6:00 PM

That shouldn’t be an issue for me

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-fail-miss-nba-gif-7754599

[midnight drift]

TEAM ||FLUFF|| WINS. 72-69!!

[solar night]

That's Scorigami!

[sonic cargo]

Lmao no

I came here just to shit talk the pats

Anyway, drunk damp, be safe byeeeee

[silent barn]

Based

[lost pine]

Goooo Seahawks!!

[scarlet cargo]

Fuck u

Drake Maye

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-matt-damon-gif-5831371

Same energy

[vale bramble]

The MVP

Go Boba!! Get adopted!!

[unkempt elk]

green day

isn’t wearing green

This band sucks

[scarlet cargo]

Green Day are such pussies

So pissed at those losers

[midnight drift]

Patriots being in the Super Bowl is pretty bad to be honest. We were rebuilding, and now that ends when the key players ask for HUGE pay rises for being in the Super Bowl, win or lose.

[solar night]

The Pats always run out to Crazy Train at the Super Bowl. Love it

[midnight drift]

CHARLIE PUTH?!?!!?

LMFAO

[vale bramble]

Why what they do???

Go Seahawks btw

[midnight drift]

Fair enough

[solar night]

Of course it's 67 degrees gdi

[scarlet cargo]

Skipped verses in Holiday and American Idiot

You know which verses

[solar night]

The not-safe-for-TV ones?

[misty coyote]

Average Boston person be like

Almost shanked that field goal

[scarlet cargo]

The anti-president ones

[scarlet cargo]

Fuck u

[vale bramble]

Bullshit

They had ONE job

[sonic cargo]

okay i'm glad i'm not watching now

pats can win this entire thing is dead to me

[unkempt elk]

Linux? In my Super Bowl? Based

[vale bramble]

Brad Pitt movie with no name…why no name

It looked interesting

[misty coyote]

NEVER MIND MY FAVORITE SCHOOL IS GOING OT THE MOUNTAIN WEST FOR FOOTBALL NOW

[unkempt elk]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shinedown-sleep-shinedowncord-hurglet-nap-time-gif-15626493408103720423

[vale bramble]

Druski sighting in t-mobile commercial

Pepsi made a coldplay commercial

[unkempt elk]

Ok that Pepsi commercial was kinda funny

[vale bramble]

BRO

took down two people!!

[misty coyote]

Atta boi

[misty coyote]

That’s what d tackles should have strength to do in a one on one

[unkempt elk]

That commercial was ass

I mean literal booty

[vale bramble]

FLAVOR TOWN

[solar night]

He's in every recent T-Mobile commercial. So is Zoe Saldaña

[vale bramble]

The most 90’s commercial in the history of commercials

[solar night]

Except Tom Brady

No one knew who he was back then

[vale bramble]

Why has seattle used their timeouts wtf?

[misty coyote]

Except Michigan fans

[lament mulch]

i liked that one tbh

[silent barn]

Same lmao

[vale bramble]

Jennifer Anniston saying deez nuts

[misty coyote]

Deez nuts

[vale bramble]

Patriots:

[thorny patio]

9-0

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-browns-drew-allen-punts-punt-gif-15595925558520589802

So who’s won money on squares?

[misty coyote]

The browns fans probably think g they could be in this game with the amount of punts

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hank-hill-water-hose-shoot-me-gif-3699665

[midnight drift]

I'm bored. Most of the commercials have ALSO been boring

[misty coyote]

TIME FOR THE RACISTS TO BE MAD

[midnight drift]

???????

[solar night]

There were viral rumors that Bad Bunny wasn't showing up... ridiculous

[vale bramble]

Let them be

[midnight drift]

That would've been funny

[misty coyote]

Bad bunny performance

[solar night]

Keep the channel on to support Bad Bunny as idiots flock to the alternate halftime show

[vale bramble]

I’m keeping it on anyways to watch BB cause we enjoy his music in this household

[misty coyote]

not the betting ad supposedly giving New England bad luck

[midnight drift]

What Alternate Halftime Show? Lmao

[vale bramble]

Olympics commercial goes hard

[solar night]

You don't need to know

It's disguised as ignorance, but it's actually a political statement

[midnight drift]

Oh God I looked it up. That looks fucking rancid.

[vale bramble]

It’s about as racist as it gets…america is embarassing itself

[midnight drift]

Already creative

I'm down with this (real Super Bowl Half Time)

So, is Bad Bunny mainly a DJ, or does he normally perform as a frontman?

[vale bramble]

His performances typically include a lot of choreography

[midnight drift]

Okay, that's cool. This has been really creative, and I appreciate it.

[vale bramble]

Did they just sample Daddy Yankee THE GOAT?!??!!!!!

I didnt miss that

[misty coyote]

I can tell

[midnight drift]

They did, yes.

FROG

[solar night]

I wish the speaking at least was subtitled

[midnight drift]

I have no idea who this woman is, but she's quite attractive.

[solar night]

Is that Lady Gaga?

[misty coyote]

My mom said that 2 seconds ago

[vale bramble]

We vibin now

Bruno Mars so good his music is covered while he’s alive

[unkempt elk]

Ok this show is fucking great

[vale bramble]

I miss that small dude. He needs to make music again

That is Lady Gaga

[misty coyote]

Those cowboys colors are as close as the cowboys got to the bowl

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[midnight drift]

CLIMBING

[misty coyote]

YES PLANT THAY BEUTIFUL FLAG

[solar night]

Latin America needed this

[misty coyote]

YES THR LATIN AMERICA FLAGS

[solar night]

Especially that ending

[midnight drift]

Okay. With no exaggeration, that was my favorite half time show for YEARS.

[misty coyote]

LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD

⏫

[vale bramble]

👏

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[misty coyote]

That ai commercial looks creepy as hell

[devout mesa]

My dad turned to the other halftime show before Bad Bunny started.

I hate it here.

[misty coyote]

Power move cut the power to your home

[vale bramble]

Does everyone now understand why Shadow The Hedgehog loves Latinas?

Cause it should be pretty obvious now

[devout mesa]

I bet him $1000, cash on the table, there wouldn't be a single person of another race on screen the entire show. So far I am correct

This is so tacky

I feel gross

[misty coyote]

Easy 1k

[devout mesa]

100%

[vale bramble]

My sister my brother and I basically had to mansplain to our parents what was going on and argue against their boomer ass racism

[unkempt elk]

I like how they barely show the crowd in the other show

[midnight drift]

It's Kid Rock, of course it's tacky.

[devout mesa]

"Bad Bunny speaks Spanish, I can't understand a word he says!"

And then they have to pretend they understand a word coming out of Kid Rock's mouth

Thinly veiled

[midnight drift]

Like, I'm a dumb American, I didn't understand anything that was going on really, but I fucking loved it because it was creative and passionate. Had a great concept.

[lost pine]

Bad Bunny got into the end zone before either team could

[misty coyote]

Spanish songs have much better energy in general

[solar night]

He wasn't the target audience

[pure jasper]

Y'all remember the Despacito days

[solar night]

That QB graphic is funny

[pure jasper]

Anyways still dont know who he is

[vale bramble]

Those QB stats are horrible

[devout mesa]

"your generation is so entitled"
halftime show caters to our generation
"WE'RE DOING OUR OWN "

[vale bramble]

This is a real super bowl

[misty coyote]

The older generations are entitled despite the fact they taught us to not be entitled

Sounds like a scheme to get us to do their bidding if you ask me

[devout mesa]

I'll have to watch a replay of the halftime show

[unkempt elk]

I didn’t understand most of anything bad bunny said, but I liked it anyways

[solar night]

Hey wait a minute, I think that Chad guy is pretending to be four different people

[pure jasper]

Oh the 3rd quarter started

Imagine still being at 0 lmao

[solar night]

No team has ever scored fewer than 3 points in a Super Bowl

[misty coyote]

Rams sweating having scored 3

[devout mesa]

$1000 obtained

The alternative halftime show sounded like music a copper thief would listen to

[vale bramble]

Seahawks pickin up where they left off. Ready to kick another field goal

[pure jasper]

Is tom brady still playing

I remember that name cause um

[vale bramble]

Tom Brady owns the Raiders

[pure jasper]

He has the same birthday as me

Were both august 3rds

[normal flax]

-# He also cloned his dog that died

[misty coyote]

Another field goal time

[vale bramble]

mmm field goals

Kicker is the MVP right now

[misty coyote]

Plot twist this is all to mock the Vikings who can’t score a field goal in the playoffs to save their lives

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-can-can-dance-cancan-dance-gif-15911431163806153177

[vale bramble]

How many teams let Sam Darnold walk?

[lament mulch]

can i hold a 20

[vale bramble]

The Vikings have to be absolutely kicking themselves right now

[devout mesa]

No

[lament mulch]

worth a shot

[vale bramble]

You won on squares? Or micro bets?

[misty coyote]

RELAX YOUR TIGHT END

[vale bramble]

prostate commercial

That was a real commercial

[normal flax]

Is it me or are these commercials (the real reason to watch the super bowl) very mid this year

[vale bramble]

They have been pretty mid

[lament mulch]

i just wanted a spider-man trailer

[scarlet cargo]

They’re all AI piss filter

[vale bramble]

No Horse carriage bud light commercial

[devout mesa]

I bet my dad $1000 there wouldn't be a single person of another race on screen during the "alternative" halftime show, including the crowd. Very easy $1000

[vale bramble]

No coca cola polar bears

[misty coyote]

Exactly what I said

[vale bramble]

He better have slapped that shit down on table

Good shit

[devout mesa]

Nah he had to zelle me lol

[sonic cargo]

just fyi bruno mars has a new song out rn

[vale bramble]

Bank of america approved

[sonic cargo]

hey at least he paid you for watching that shit

[vale bramble]

Are you talking about apt? Or a new new song?

[misty coyote]

hits a WALL that trump could never build

[sonic cargo]

no a new song by him

[normal flax]

We're supposed to get the Caddilac F1 trailer thats also a car reveal tonight as an ad

[devout mesa]

APT is a BANGER

[vale bramble]

Mcthankies laura

Gonna look it up

[lament mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-apt-apt-fortnite-apt-dance-miku-apt-miku-fortnite-hatsune-miku-dance-gif-7594806388915783961

[sonic cargo]

i keep forgetting the name, shit, it starts with i and it's 3 words, lol

[sonic cargo]

the halftime show we both need and deserve and boomers might shut the fuck up

[devout mesa]

What if this is literally the song name

"i keep forgetting the name, shit, it starts with i and it's 3 words, lol" by Bruno Mars

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-allen-cleveland-browns-tik-tok-awtcb-nfl-gif-7943151656249413247

[sonic cargo]

god i love these tiktoks

[lament mulch]

holy pokemon

[misty coyote]

Me too

Jigglypuff

EEVEE SPOTTED

[vale bramble]

That would be a fall out boy song

[lament mulch]

that is was it?

[sonic cargo]

do i know shit about football? well actually kind of. but i watch every single one of these tiktoks so my algo thinks i love the nfl now

[lament mulch]

😔

[misty coyote]

You might like tom grossi

They do football skits too

[sonic cargo]

i'm not tryna get back into football

also when i was into football i was into cfb and that was too much

those days are behind me

[devout mesa]

You're (begrudgingly) from the south, you definitely know some football

[sonic cargo]

gotta be able to talk shop so i can argue if that was a first down or not when the fam throws down at thanksgiving

[vale bramble]

i wonder who rays is rooting for i dont think he cares about football though

[sonic cargo]

rays is rooting for himself to make emerald today

[misty coyote]

Damp is happy with that sack I bet

[devout mesa]

I don't think rays knows the super bowl is today honestly

[misty coyote]

lol probably not

[sonic cargo]

nah he'll know because his mom will tell him what they ate at his sister's superbowl party when she calls him later