Sports Megathread

[devout mesa]

those were really bad kicks lmao

[solar night]

And also not at Texas Tech for the "win and you're in" game...

[thorny patio]

Do it. How many come in a box though?

[devout mesa]

24

[vale bramble]

“Winter meetings”

[plucky barn]

Bob Nightingale moment

[devout mesa]

damn, i feel bad for this Legend Bey kid out of the DFW area

4-star QB recruit signed with Tennessee a few months ago, but publicly wanted to go to Ohio State and said he was pressured into signing with Tennessee by his mom and brother

He decommitted from Tennessee, but since he's still 17, his mom had to sign the commitment papers to Ohio State. She wouldn't do it, and now he has apparently recommitted to Tennessee, and there is speculation his signature was forged by his mother or brother

What a shitshow lol

Honestly if I were Tennessee I wouldn't want him at this point. His heart definitely wouldn't be into it for the wrong team.

[normal flax]

BYU is getting their asses handed to them and I'm all for it.

[misty coyote]

The offense didn’t show up today

But thank god for the defense so far

The literal 13 minute possession time for my team lol

And that doesn’t include the 4th down stop in the red zone for turnovers for Illinois state lol

[normal flax]

The Monday Night football game will be on Disney+ and be Monsters Inc themed.

[devout mesa]

the NFL will do everything except make kickoffs entertaining again

[thorny patio]

find a teacher for the rest

[misty coyote]

Update: our quarterback pulled a Derrick Henry and we lost

By 1

[vale bramble]

He fumbled?

[misty coyote]

Yes at the 20 yard line

And this is the first time in 15 years the bison haven’t made the semifinal

[thorny patio]

Seems like we are trying to trade away harry ford. You know one of our two catchers

And instead of you know, trading a catcher for a catcher. We're trying to trade a catcher for a pitcher

[devout mesa]

My World Cup tickets are updated now. The game we're going to will be between Japan and whoever wins the UEFA Playoffs Path B. Won't know the full matchup until March, but Japan is going to be hype for sure lol

[solar night]

Meanwhile, the Nationals have made one of their two biggest weaknesses (bullpen) worse to improve the other (catchers)

They have no closer now

Harry Ford looks promising, and Lyon...has only reached Single-A

[thorny patio]

Unfortunately, it's a very classic seattle mariner's move.Because we always do stupid moves. We don't need more pictures.We need a center feeler who isn't julio, because honestly julio kind of sucks, he's either always striking out popping out or flying out which you don't want to be doing.They have him high in the order.And oh, we need a third baseman

[solar night]

Julio isn't living up to his potential, but he has been a significantly above average hitter in all 4 of his seasons and solid on defense in 3 of 4. And, most important of all, he is under team control through 2029 with a full no-trade clause

[thorny patio]

We traded for jose a. Ferrer

[thorny patio]

He did the home run, derby and basically messed up his hitting

At least the trading a picture for a picture made sense

[solar night]

His OPS in 2025 was 20 points lower than in 2023. It's nothing major

He is a very valuable player who is staying in Seattle for now

[thorny patio]

And we also have cal, but we still need two catchers, at least

[solar night]

The pitcher was an add-on piece

[thorny patio]

Oh definitely

He's some no name pitcher anyway

At least we have austin nola for bullpen catcher

[solar night]

This trade got a C+ for the Mariners and an A- for the Nats by David Schoenfield. He says the Nationals just found their starting catcher 👀

[thorny patio]

Well, we've had our starting catcher. It's cal

[thorny patio]

Don't... buy... the... alt... jerseys... 📝 got it

[silent barn]

The ACC champion is 8-5 Duke 💀💀

[plucky barn]

The ACC continues to NOT beat the allegations

[silent barn]

This could be what kills the conference lmao

[misty coyote]

congrads on duke in the playoffs

and to the team that gets an easy win

[silent barn]

Duke wont make the playoffs though

Its the top 5 conference champions that get an autobid and Duke isn't one of those

[normal flax]

Verstappen P1, Piastri P2, Norris P3 and LANDO NORRIS WORLD DRIVER CHAMPION!

[mild abyss]

GG

[normal flax]

All three of them deserved it but Lando had waited the longest for it

[mild abyss]

100% all of them drove their hearts out

Shocked there’s was no red/yellow flags at all in this race

[normal flax]

Shocked they didn't penalize Lando for overtaking off track

[mild abyss]

I’d have to look at it again, but I think they ended up letting him off since yuki was swerving like crazyyy

[normal flax]

Yes

[solar night]

The Hoosiers are the daddy of the CFP

[devout mesa]

a texas school got a bye game, i'll take it

the secret to getting a first round bye: have red as your school's primary color

jesus christ a playoff game at kyle field is going to be crazy

[solar night]

Dude Perfect is happy

[devout mesa]

if texas somehow sneaks in, there's a 50/50 shot at a rivalry playoff game

highly doubt they'll sneak in though

[solar night]

Alabama 9 seed 🙄

That was for the ratings

[devout mesa]

woah

[solar night]

JMU 🔥

[silent barn]

9-3 Alabama what a fucking joke

[devout mesa]

kinda sad though, because UNT would have made it if they beat Tulane lol

[plucky barn]

Because it took the Irish out

I do not care

[normal flax]

Somehow Miami made the playoffs despite falling off

[vale bramble]

Alright guess it’s time to see if the Dolphins or the Lolphins show up today

They only have to beat the Jets today

It shouldn’t be too much an ask

[plucky barn]

Oh no...

Indiana Jones probably out for game at least

Maybe the season

[vale bramble]

The Dolphins showed up

[solar night]

Notre Dame fans should remember that they still have the greatest program in college football history

[misty coyote]

How did the bucs do today

Wait I’m going to shut up now

Ignore me

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-despicable-me-explode-gif-18746054

[misty coyote]

Yes please

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[misty coyote]

Thank you 😊

[normal flax]

At least we're still leading the division

[misty coyote]

If we win today we will lead ours

Also Caleb Williams only has 2 passing yards in the first quarter

[vale bramble]

https://trib.al/7QyPisP

[misty coyote]

Bears aren’t doing to well right now

[vale bramble]

Someone explain to me why the Browns did what they did?

[misty coyote]

Want to rephrase this now

We beat the bears

BECAUSE WE DUCKING OWN THEM

[solar night]

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/12/jeff-kent-elected-to-baseball-hall-of-fame.html

[misty coyote]

i thought the podium was a trash can for a second 💀

[solar night]

Nah he has no ties to the 2017 Astros

[vale bramble]

he retired way before then

[scarlet cargo]

baseball hof is a joke

[misty coyote]

pretty nice town its in tho

[scarlet cargo]

more like POOPerstown

[misty coyote]

tf is the cfb playoff bracket

james madison does not deserve to be there

(little ndsu bias there but regardless)

like bruh

also alabama shouldnt be there imo

[misty coyote]

THE CHIEFS HAVE A LOSING RECORD

THIS IS THE BEST SUNDAY IN A WHILE

[vale bramble]

bless up

[misty coyote]

I hear the pope isn’t in today so we can’t

[misty coyote]

the bears are literally the 2022 vikings where theyve had more points scored on them than points scored

meanwhile the nfc south not doing too hot

[normal flax]

At least the Chiefs cant win the AFC West

[normal flax]

Here's who's left that can go to the playoffs

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-bell-gif-27646997

The Cincinnati Bengals

[vale bramble]

And Panthers and Dolphins

This is also the time where the Colts start to fall off because no QB

[normal flax]

Well they're 3rd in their division now so...

No one has punched their ticket either. Broncos are the closest followed by the Patriots.

[solar night]

Share your favorite bowl game name from this list
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/CFPBowls25/2025-2026-college-football-playoff-bowl-schedule

Mine is the ||Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl||

[thorny patio]

Yeah, but cheaters on the 2017 trashros shouldn't be in it

[solar night]

Name a more iconic duo than you and trashing the 2017 Astros

(pun intended)

[misty coyote]

agreed

[warm flicker]

that one game against the lions is a huge part of that tbf

[scarlet cargo]

big win for Mike Wazowski

hit on my +650 Mike Wazowski tug-o-war win

[plucky barn]

Indy plans in working out Philip Rivers tomorrow

Man we are in desperate times

[devout mesa]

There's actually no fucking way lmao

[silent barn]

Die eagles die

[silent barn]

Hear me out they should give Tyler Warren the start

Emergency QB right there

[devout mesa]

10 current NFL players were not born yet when Philip Rivers was drafted

[silent barn]

The dude finished college before I was born lol

For reference I’m a senior in college 😭

[plucky barn]

Dude is literally on the hall of fame ballot

(semi-finalist)

[devout mesa]

Bring in someone from the UFL at this point for fuck sake, at least they won't break a hip if they get sacked

[silent barn]

Literally

[plucky barn]

I'll have you know Philip is a man of strength and endurance

[silent barn]

What happens to his HOF eligibility 😭

[plucky barn]

It'll reset lmao

[silent barn]

That’s objectively hilarious

[scarlet cargo]

fine I'll do it

i'll be QB for the Colts

[plucky barn]

One doesn't go ten rounds with his wife on accident

[silent barn]

I just got a phone call from an unknown number in Indianapolis

They said they liked what they saw me do in that one Mario Party minigame and think I could be a solid QB

[plucky barn]

The crazier thing is that now I can't stop thinking about Andrew Luck

[silent barn]

This was a real fantasy matchup in my league btw

[plucky barn]

Jalen Hurts is getting closer to the Trent Dilfer conversation... (Lol jk)

[devout mesa]

I might be biased as fuck but Luis Perez would fly up zero questions asked

Deadly QB in spring leagues

[devout mesa]

He'd never pull out of this opportunity

[plucky barn]

I mean he is a grandfather

The gene pool is just insane

Another small update

Jason Pierre-Paul is now on Tampa's practice squad

[normal flax]

Imagining winning the super bowl one year and getting two turn overs in one play the next.

[solar night]

That made me curious, and this was really cool information to learn

Looks like Hendrickson never actually made a major league roster as a grandfather (only a minor league one), but Julio Franco played as a grandfather thanks to being 49 years old

Passan bomb: Kyle Schwarber is going back to the Phillies on a 5-year, $150m contract

[solar night]

Another one: Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers, 3 years $69m. NOT nice

[vale bramble]

Expected tbh. Having a great philly career

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

LOLMETS

[solar night]

The Mets will still spend this money somewhere, so whatever

[vale bramble]

Yeah they have devin williams as their closer now

Good fuckin luck

[mild abyss]

man thats unfortunately a good pickup for the dodgers

exactly what they needed

[misty coyote]

pHILLIP RIVERS WAS SIGNED BY THE COLTS

[vale bramble]

No Hall of Fame for at least another 5 years

Bro can’t possibly need the money

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-loona-gif-27690443

Anyways, Rays signed a veteran player for once

Or well will be

[vale bramble]

“Rivers is currently a semifinalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame's Class of 2026. Per the Hall of Fame, Rivers signing to the Colts' practice squad has no effect on his eligibility. However, if he signs to the Colts' active roster his eligibility clock would reset, whether or not he takes a snap in a game, and he wouldn't be eligible again until 2031.”

[plucky barn]

Honestly he's probably one of the most underrated QB of the 2000s/2010s

I doubt he plays Sunday in Seattle

They're probably gonna let Brett Rypien get run over

[misty coyote]

or i cant spell his first name leonard

[plucky barn]

He's got a knee injury...

[misty coyote]

Oh

[solar night]

The Chicago White Sox will have the #1 overall draft pick in 2026

Somehow, it's their first #1 overall pick since taking Harold Baines in 1977

[normal flax]

Draft MLB order

Ignore the numbers on the right

[devout mesa]

shit mb i thought that was a list of Philip Rivers' kids

[thorny patio]

How in the world did this guy win it?
-# please note he generally makes horrible choices and makes us not even make it to the world series or close to the world series, as I should say, as we still haven't been to a world series

[thorny patio]

Why aren't the rockies at the top?

[silent barn]

I just witnessed the most heartbreaking loss of all time!

Fucking kill me right now

Up 21 at half and we lost I’m so sad

Could’ve beat future #1 draft pick AJ

Instead we lose on a buzzer

Anyways that’s my rant just had to get that out

[devout mesa]

byu scored how many points

[silent barn]

NOOOOOO

That makes it even worse

[plucky barn]

I thought Mormons were only allowed to score once

Isn't that a violation of church rules or something

[normal flax]

MLB uses a lottery system. Its not based on record like everyone else. Why? MLB is extra like that.

[devout mesa]

they hold the ball in the rim and shake the stadium

[solar night]

5 teams are missing. That must mean there were trades or luxury tax penalties. The Mets have the latter and have the 27th pick

[solar night]

It says right there on the screen that they were ineligible for the lottery this year

[solar night]

Pete Alonso to the ORIOLES, 5 years $155m

[mild abyss]

whaaat??

thats a shocker, was not expecting that

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[plucky barn]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-white-gif-21538296

[normal flax]

Mike went from out to questionable

[solar night]

I'm not a betting man, but considering he's only on the practice squad atm, less
(yes I know that that's Joe Biden and not Philip Rivers)

[wide cape]

wdym it clearly says PHILIP RIVERS

[midnight drift]

MIKE EVANS IS COMING BACK LET'S GOOOOOO

[silent barn]

I have no idea if I should start him in fantasy or not

[scarlet cargo]

me irl

[solar night]

me irl but with MLB videos

[solar night]

LeBron James has the most popular Sports Reference page. More fuel for the LeBron > Jordan viewpoint
https://info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-season-review?__hstc=180814520.8efc9b3730d33e706c34059d14b9f801.1758583015654.1763829667190.1765135603065.7&__hssc=180814520.7.1765474271858&__hsfp=1589483586

I think that, by the time he retires, LeBron will leave little doubt that he's the GOAT because of how many more games he will have than MJ, not to mention one retirement instead of three

[scarlet cargo]

really depends on criteria

in terms of longevity Lebron clearly has that locked down

but Jordan won 3 straight, retired, came back, won 3 straight again

retired for 3 years, and then played 2 more years averaging 20+ nearing 40 years old

[solar night]

In MLB, the players commonly considered the greatest of all time all played for a long ass time to accrue crazy stats

Maybe NBA fans prefer rate stats. Those are shown first on Basketball Reference

[scarlet cargo]

who do you consider the GOAT of baseball?

[vale bramble]

Loaded question

[solar night]

There is no GOAT because of hitters vs pitchers and how much change the game has seen, but to me, Ted Williams is the greatest hitter of all time

I haven't decided on who the best pitcher ever is

[scarlet cargo]

there are 9 hitters with more cumulative WAR than Ted Williams

that's what I'm saying. If you're going Lebron because of longevity then you have to go Barry Bonds as the best hitter ever

[vale bramble]

Jon Dowd

The goat

[solar night]

Ironically, he went to war, supposedly against his own wishes

[scarlet cargo]

I think Ohtani is the greatest player ever and he won't get those cumulative stats

[vale bramble]

Surely Ohtani is the most talented to have ever played the game

There’s zero doubt about that

[solar night]

He is having an incomparable peak

[scarlet cargo]

i miss it so much

[vale bramble]

Slugfest was the best

Zero boundaries

[scarlet cargo]

i had slugfest on the wii

so good

[solar night]

Ted Williams missed out on entire seasons because of factors beyond his control. MJ did so by choice, regardless of the understandable reasons for doing so

[vale bramble]

Ted was a true American Hero. No one is doubting his commitment. MJ got the depressions. And then came back and dominated AGAIN.

[solar night]

I went to a fascinating book talk about Ted's friendship with John Glenn

[normal flax]

[vale bramble]

MJ came back and no one gained any ground on him even though he left it completely for another sport he could never touch

[solar night]

I can't deny how great that is

And he actually could have made it to MLB if he gave it more time. Everyone needs time in that sport

[scarlet cargo]

this is why the GOAT debate is ultimately pointless

[vale bramble]

The problem with the goat debate is how layered it can get

[solar night]

I think it's pointless until LeBron retires

[vale bramble]

The thing about the debate overall is that if you’re in the debate, you are One of the Goats. But there is no ONE true Goat. Sports has changed so much in time that stats are incomparable through the decades

[solar night]

Wilt gets disrespected in the GOAT conversation

The argument against him is like that of Babe Ruth's, and I get it

(a much lower skill floor for the league than now)

[scarlet cargo]

Bill Russell is my GOAT of basketball

because he basically invented dominance

[vale bramble]

Shaq perfected it

[solar night]

Bill Russell is the greatest winner of any big 4 sport athlete

[scarlet cargo]

right, but he doesn't get in the GOAT debate because the competition was much weaker

impossible to compare

MJ, Lebron, Kareem, Russell

[vale bramble]

I thought it was 10

Did he have 11?

[scarlet cargo]

I think you can make a case for any of them

yeah 11

[solar night]

One more ring than Yogi Berra of MLB for the big 4 sports record

[vale bramble]

YOGI is who i was thinking of

I knew he had both hands full

I thought Bill was the same

[vale bramble]

Braves signed Suarez formerly of the Brewers. Had 40 saves last year

[misty coyote]

Nolan Ryan went crazy for a while and had insane speeds when they were older

But there are some insane pitchers who played for less who can def make an argument

[solar night]

Nolan Ryan deserved more from the teams he played on

For him to have a fastball over 100 mph and be durable for 27 seasons (in 28 years) is something we may never see again

[misty coyote]

Agreed

[devout mesa]

yeah.... at least he got a world series win, though

absolutely should have had multiple Cy Young awards

also crazy he threw his last no hitter 18 years after his first no hitter lol

[vale bramble]

The Modern Day Nolan Ryan is Justin Verlander

[wide cape]

john cena

[normal flax]

please no losing to the Falcons today

[wide cape]

kirko chainzzzz

[devout mesa]

i didn't make playoffs and i statistically can't come in last

of course i grabbed him, i'd be stupid not to

[silent barn]

[silent barn]

Kyle Pitts was a legendary waiver pickup for me holyy

[vale bramble]

We were having "The Goat" conversation earlier and the conclusion was "it's complicated" let me tell you what my Feed has looked like since I got home today. I was reminded who the real GOAT was and always will be. It's been all over my feed this evening. So I just wanna remind everyone what we miss out on everyday for the past 10+ years now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TdF07xO-eo

Stuart Scott was THE GOAT....No debate

[scarlet cargo]

ESPN immediately went into the shitter when he passed

[vale bramble]

The fall off was INSTANT

[silent barn]

Bijan and Pitts just combined for a total of 75 points for me

Legendary performance

[misty coyote]

How tf did the bucs lose the last I checked they were up 8

[sonic cargo]

hi yes, i know i'm not a regular here but i've spent the last 15 mins sobbing after reading jason collins' espn post today and thought i'd share. very moving stuff. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47266076/jason-collins-stage-4-glioblastoma

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-gif-20121278

[plucky barn]

Everytime I watch Bijan play he is genuinely terrible

And when I stop he suddenly goes off

[normal flax]

Why is it when we're healthy and have all our key players we cant beat teams that are at the bottom of NFL

[silent barn]

I’m assuming you turned the TV on when he fumbled the ball lol

[scarlet cargo]

Jason Collins is so inspring

also played 32 games for the Celtics

[vale bramble]

My opponent this week has Bijan AND Pitts

I have 0 chance of winning this week

I never stood a chance

[plucky barn]

Yeah

Also saw him run into a wall 3 times for no gain

Atlanta drafting him has never made sense to me

Allgeier literally had a 1000+ Rushing season and they didn't have any semblance of a pass rush

[silent barn]

Is your opponent me

I started both of them

[misty coyote]

Why are you my opponent too

[silent barn]

Wait that’s crazy haha

[misty coyote]

How many of us have you as our opponent

[silent barn]

I’m farming opponents like crazy

[thorny patio]

Pete Alonso to orioles

[solar night]

That was a message I sent on Wednesday

[normal flax]

Ok but have you considered that free agent Pete Alonso went to the Orioles?

Which I still think will be worst in the AL East

Also Steelers' TJ Watt is getting surgery for a collapsed lung

[misty coyote]

yikes

[mild abyss]

Tyler Roger’s to the jays…holy Mets collapse lol

[solar night]

Of course he's going there. His last name is all over that ballpark and in its title

[devout mesa]

as the scrolls foretold

[vale bramble]

Who is tyler rogers??

Sounds like a who cares name

[solar night]

Actually, he's the only active pitcher (to my knowledge) who pitches underhand

[thorny patio]

What in the world mets????

[vale bramble]

Cats i feel like you just woke up from a Coma

Mets been doing Mets things all week

[thorny patio]

Anything they've been doing is rule five draft, aaa phase

[thorny patio]

This is new.This is like within the last hour

Technically 2 hours

[vale bramble]

Everything else tho lol

The Mets commited to over $700M to one player last year

[solar night]

It became public information days ago that the deal was going to be signed, but I guess it actually got signed today

[vale bramble]

Expecting them to keep up those kind of shenanigans would be absurd

[solar night]

The Mets are currently only paying Soto and Lindor in 2028

[thorny patio]

I sorta stop paying attention to mlb after we stop playing. Unless stuff happens with seattle

[thorny patio]

2028?

[vale bramble]

Those two make more than many mlb teams in total atm

[thorny patio]

Yeah 😭

[thorny patio]

That's more than some teams all together
-# Oakland athletics who aren't in Oakland

[vale bramble]

Rip Oakland sports

Imagine having not ONE but Two major sports teams ripped from your city just a few years apart

[thorny patio]

I wish we had more catchers

[vale bramble]

Imagine they were both your favorite teams since childhood

[thorny patio]

Im still calling them oakland tho

[vale bramble]

And now you’re city is an empty shell

[vale bramble]

Same

[thorny patio]

I want each league to somehow get 5 more teams so Oakland can get a team back

[vale bramble]

They’ll be Oakland until they get a new permanent home

[thorny patio]

They are just the A's rn, but even when they are mostly likely the Las Vegas Athletics im still calling them oakland

The fact that they didn't even start in oakland they started it like philadelphia. I think.

[vale bramble]

Nah when they move I’ll call them properly by their new home. But until then they are still the Oakland A’s to me

Right now they’re just in stasis

In wait

[thorny patio]

At least the rays have a stadium

[vale bramble]

We’ll see how long

[thorny patio]

Oh?

[vale bramble]

Is that opening day?

[thorny patio]

Why are they tampa if they're not even in tampa, though?

[thorny patio]

Home opener

[vale bramble]

Million dollar question my friend

[thorny patio]

The twenty sixth of march is all of mlb opening

[vale bramble]

First time they’ve ever home fielded in Tampa was at Steinbrenner Stadium

They’ve always been in St. Pete

But St. Petersburgh doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily

[misty coyote]

its tampa bay, that includes the entire bay area of tampa

tampa itself isnt that big of a city population wise but the metropolis around it is big

thats also another reason why the teams in minnesota refer to the area and not the city of minneapolis or st paul its becuase minneapolis has a similar population to tampa but the metro area is similar sized

[normal flax]

Also to point out, Tampa is in the Top 50 cities in the US by population and St. Petersburg is in the Top 100 in the US. Both right across the bay from each other.

[normal flax]

Also this is real

10 episodes long

[solar night]

Gruden? 🤮

[thorny patio]

Jorge Polanco (seattle) might become a met

As of 8ish minutes ago

[solar night]

That's their first response to losing Nimmo and two All-Stars

Good player, but it's a funny deal with context

[mild abyss]

What the Mets really need is pitching, badly

[normal flax]

They will now get the worst pitcher they can find

[astral stump]

Dustin May signs 1 year with the Cards

[normal flax]

Was at a Christmas parade and the Blue Jays were there and tossed hats.

[mild abyss]

Huh really? That’s cool

[silent barn]

Mendoza wins the heisman

[pure jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-john-cena-are-you-sure-about-that-gif-16752399

[devout mesa]

kittle better ball tf out

so i don't feel so bad about kyle pitts on my bench

[normal flax]

John Cena has retired

[devout mesa]

fuck it, going nuclear and starting philip rivers today

[devout mesa]

benching lamar jackson and brock purdy to play philip rivers in the big 2025

honestly if he puts up more fpts than either, i'll be happy lol

FUCK, rome odunze ruled out right before i could swap him out

[scarlet cargo]

DRAKE MAYE

[normal flax]

Go Saints!

[vale bramble]

Praying for Chiefs downfall

[plucky barn]

Annoyingly enough I want a KC win today

[scarlet cargo]

gonna be a long day for the Bills

hahaha DRAKE MAYEEEEE

[normal flax]

Me checking the Bills score

Most of the scores are very one sided

Also Philly aint going far if the Raiders can stop them.

[scarlet cargo]

hahahahahahaha Billsssssss

[plucky barn]

Next week

Also Chase is selling Cincinnati so hard

[normal flax]

Hold up. The Bills are making a comeback!

[scarlet cargo]

yeah the 2nd half has been completely flipped

gonna be an exciting finish

[misty coyote]

And the chiefs are sucking int eh second half again

[plucky barn]

Buffalo saw this and started giving them bta

[scarlet cargo]

OJKWEFPOWKE{POFWEF

[wide cape]

https://x.com/NFLHateMemes/status/2000270888189432008

NFL Memes (@NFLHateMemes)

Philip Rivers accidentally pulled up to the Eagles game instead of the Colts

X · Dec 14, 2025, 6:25 PM

[misty coyote]

I think the browns don’t have a franscise qb

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

This is one tasty ending

Thank you Patriots

[misty coyote]

I’m happy with James cooks performance today

Also someone free my boy Joe

He deserves better than the bengals

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-defeated-gif-6954265078138176877

[vale bramble]

Trevor Lawrence career day is of course against the Jets lmao

1st pick in the draft is ours

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-gif-5103666

Chiefs out

What a day

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-is-nice-is-nice-gif-15519588

[lost pine]

Gardner Minshew is my goat

[plucky barn]

KC out

[normal flax]

Imagine being out while the Dolphins are still in

[plucky barn]

It's because they haven't lost yet

[normal flax]

Im sure the Roger's project will give them a dub

[misty coyote]

CHIEFS LOST AGAIN

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-long-live-the-king-hah-gotem-the-lion-king-gif-15037553

Everyone rn when the chargers win

Chiefs get yeeted out of the playoffs

[normal flax]

We should make this a National Holiday

Meme dealer just delivered

[misty coyote]

LMFAO

IT FITS PERFECTLY

[devout mesa]

chiefs eliminated from playoff contention before cowboys

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[solar night]

C'est magnifique

[plucky barn]

Philip Rivers passing TD

In 2025

[misty coyote]

That was not on the bingo card even remotely for this year

[vale bramble]

Watch him ball out

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

LFGGGGG

[plucky barn]

The only bad thing is his velocity is down so it's been a lot of tight window throws

Also he's from the QB generation that threw hospital balls regularly

[warm flicker]

the lions already have more offensive yards in the first half than the chiefs had the entire game

[thorny patio]

Looks like Rivers isn't struggling with leading

[misty coyote]

Micah might have just busted his knee

[scarlet cargo]

yeah pretty sure he blew it out

[silent barn]

Yeah that looked really bad

Well boys I’m gonna win today in fantasy… in the toilet bowl

[misty coyote]

Bot season ending since he walked off

I hope at least

[scarlet cargo]

you can walk off an acl

[silent barn]

I would personally like to thank Bijan Robinson and Josh Jacobs for their contributions to this team. A 6-8 record was not what we wanted, but the one we deserved. We fought until the very end but just came up short.

I would like to shoutout waiver wire legends Kyle “league winner” Pitts, Michael “garbage time” Wilson, Rico “RB1” Dowdle, and Kyle “Swift Jr.” Monangai. Thank you, fine gentlemen, for your contributions. May we meet again next season.

[thorny patio]

Myers is the first kicker for seattle to make 6 field goals in one game

16 to 18 seattle

We never scored a touchdown

[midnight drift]

Seahawks win

[thorny patio]

Unfortunately the rams are winning

[solar night]

Mahomes tore his ACL, according to Nate Taylor

[misty coyote]

if you think they are doing bad we lost most of our good players today 😭

[plucky barn]

I know they lost, but that was an impressive effort by Indianapolis

[scarlet cargo]

Panthers got boned by the refs

[misty coyote]

meanwhile the packers getting nuked by injuries today

[plucky barn]

I'd feel bad if it happened against anyone other than New Orleans

How the hell do you lose to them twice

[silent barn]

Wtf are the Broncos cooking

Terrible 4th & 1 right there lol

[misty coyote]

packers are good at stuffing 4th and 1s

[silent barn]

True

[misty coyote]

dont think thats the right thing

[silent barn]

💀

[thorny patio]

An espn

[misty coyote]

Lmao

I just saw this on twitter my man spoke too soon

[normal flax]

Thank you Saints

Bucs are #1 in the NFC South still

[plucky barn]

We are actually getting 4 meaningful prime time games next week

[normal flax]

And Saturday games

[warm flicker]

this was what me and my friend (a patriots fan) said while they were up 14-0

[misty coyote]

the nice thing about no mahomes next year is that hopefully the chiefs are also not gonna win a lot next year too

[solar night]

Parsons tore his ACL, according to Pro Football Talk

What a day... 😐

[plucky barn]

This is compensation for the miracle that is 44 year old Philip Rivers unfortunately

[misty coyote]

welp time to get a leg transplant

im giving micah my legs

he needs them more

he can have my nice strong acl

tho im gonna wait for the official anouncement

[misty coyote]

I jsut saw that article it says "believe" I do agree that that is what most likely happened tho there is a chance that its just a bad sprain

[solar night]

Sorry, I should have used the words "initial belief" that were in my notification

[misty coyote]

lol its fine

again the ai is a little dumb lol

[devout mesa]

so it turns out putting Philip Rivers as my QB this week didn't make a difference at all. The max score my roster could have made was 162.6, and my opponent this week is sitting at 172.9 with CeeDee still on the field lol

[devout mesa]

musta stepped in a glory hole

but no fr that sucks

[misty coyote]

there was 0 way of knowing this event would happen and I hate that jerry is going to probably use this as justification for the trade

[devout mesa]

oh you know he will

[misty coyote]

i know

[devout mesa]

anything to make himself look better

[misty coyote]

wont make him look better when micah comes back next season at the beginning somehow and gets the league record for sacks in a season somehow

it wont happen but imagine

[devout mesa]

QUINNEN NO

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-hank-hill-hank-hill-crying-king-of-the-hill-gif-11326148967154462308

poor hank

shouldve been a texan fan

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hill-dishonred-propane-disappointed-gif-14929313193082517190

[devout mesa]

i was expecting to post the dak image but the cowboys technically aren't out of the playoff race

but it's an incredibly long shot

cowboys will need to finish 3-0 and philly will need to finish 0-3. if philly wins a single game, it's joever

securing a wildcard spot would require generational collapses by multiple teams across the NFC

cowboys would need to go 3-0, detroit would need to go 0-3, vikings would need to go 2-1 or worse, panthers and bucs both have to go 1-2 or worse, and SF/seattle/rams would need to go 0-3 (only one needed)

[misty coyote]

Vikings are out of the race

[devout mesa]

Adolis Garcia to the Phillies

Thanks for 2023, El Bombi

[vale bramble]

god damn....phillies going full stop low contact big pop

[thorny patio]

So Phillies and Mets. Are blowing up.

[misty coyote]

and they are still g onna fall short

[normal flax]

Sabers replaced their GM

[normal flax]

Also Patrick also tore his LCL along with his ACL

[devout mesa]

his knee is a liquid

[vale bramble]

Out all of next year probably

[normal flax]

Still saying 9 month recovery

[devout mesa]

someone check on chris collinsworth he's crying

[normal flax]

Oh...missed one

[misty coyote]

the packers literally lost a lot of their starters in that game and still kept it close so id say that this isnt ENTIRELy accurate

also kraft and wyatt were out already so i bet if it was both fully healthy rosters the packers might have had the edge

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-23548728

[scarlet cargo]

a big mac meal is $12.19 now???

[plucky barn]

It varies by area

But yeah

[scarlet cargo]

we have fallen so far as a society

[devout mesa]

a large big mac meal is $8.89 in my town, which is more than the starting hourly pay for the employees lol

[normal flax]

$9.39 here

[midnight drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0CdF2leaM

[normal flax]

Thanks

[devout mesa]

his coach just left for Oklahoma State, so I'm pretty sure he's going to follow lol

oh, didn't realize he's a redshirt freshman too

kid's got potential

most passing yards in D1 this season by a significant margin

and tied for 2nd most touchdowns in D1, behind Fernando Mendoza

[misty coyote]

Aperently the wild got a superstar defender from the canucks

[plucky barn]

Yes, that happened

[vale bramble]

Rivers is starting on MNF next week

[vale bramble]

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2001340040623067157

Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Luke Weaver is heading across town

X · Dec 17, 2025, 5:13 PM

Continue to take our sloppy seconds

[normal flax]

Took them long enough

[vale bramble]

It’s only a couple years too late

[vale bramble]

Btw Tua is guaranteed $54M next year and will be the QB3

[solar night]

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/47340275/ani-kilambi-31-named-nationals-gm-sources-say

[solar night]

Trust me, this is good
https://x.com/i/status/2001684536518938724

Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB)

Team USA 2026 WBC pitching staff so far:

SP:
Tarik Skubal
Paul Skenes
Joe Ryan
Nolan McLean
Clay Holmes
Matthew Boyd

RP:
Mason Miller
Griffin Jax
Garrett Whitlock
Garrett Cleavinger

X · Dec 18, 2025, 4:02 PM

[solar night]

The Cubs signed Tyler Austin. Remember him? He's been in Japan for years @vale bramble

[vale bramble]

Tyler Austin??? Former Yankees LEGEND who homered in his first at bat in back to back at bats with Aaron Judge?? That Guy???

[solar night]

Our minds went to the same thing

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[normal flax]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSTlLVnjtMD/?igsh=d2ZlYm82dGdsMGc=

imredthewolf

The Denver Broncos are winning and fans are saying it’s only because of Umamusume! #umamusumeprettyderby #umamusume #denverbroncos #gaming #gamingnews

Likes

16088

Instagram

[vale bramble]

Not the horse gacha

[solar night]

Yes the horse gacha

But if it's bringing two communities together without any more harassment than usual on the Internet, then it's fine

[proper zealot]

How did the Seahawks win that lmao

[silent barn]

No idea

[lost pine]

That was one of the best games I've ever seen

[thorny patio]

In charge of their destiny. A seattle sports fan worst fear

[silent barn]

Yeah that game was awesome

[normal flax]

Rays let go of Baz

Lowe to Pirates

[devout mesa]

i will be rooting against both teams tonight

[solar night]

Oh no, I'm missing the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl

Luckily I was able to rewind and hear the play-by-play announcer say that name in its entirety with a bonus "presented by the United States Air Force" at the end. That was all I wanted

[silent barn]

Embarrassingly bad second quarter by OU

[scarlet cargo]

Fuck Miami

Derrick white is your father

Also Jaylen brown

[plucky barn]

Alabama wins

Oklahoma is gone

[silent barn]

Thanks a lot Oklahoma

Now the shitty CFP committee is gonna act like they got the field correct

[devout mesa]

jake paul knocked out in the 6th

[plucky barn]

Because they were
; )

[scarlet cargo]

that fight sucked

[devout mesa]

it was really bad lol

[scarlet cargo]

AJ made $92m to not even break a sweat

just played it safe to make sure he didn't take a surprise shot

let Paul wear out his legs, then decided to end it in the 6th

[devout mesa]

his speech at the end was the kind you give your 12-year-old nephew after you obliterate him in smash

[scarlet cargo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMUPnkuslQ

[devout mesa]

EXACTLY

[scarlet cargo]

don't ask what happened after that game tho

scariest thing i've ever seen

[devout mesa]

don't ask what happened to the stacked james/wade/bosh heat superteam in 2011

https://tenor.com/view/dirk-nowitzki-smile-gif-7948643

[scarlet cargo]

Lost to Northeastern legend JJ Barea

[solar night]

You must be making that number up

[solar night]

Those Mavs also prevented Phil Jackson from getting his fourth three-peat and Kobe his second

And the Big Three still won the next 2 championships lol

[scarlet cargo]

NOPE

[normal flax]

Murder Miami Texas A&M!

Also crazy Tulane is in the playoffs

[solar night]

$92m to one person for one fight? How does that happen?

[silent barn]

This has been a sickos game so far

[silent barn]

Okay Miami and A&M both suck ass

[normal flax]

How is this game about to go into the half scoreless

Its #7 and #10

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

Goodness gracious

[normal flax]

Is it too late to swap them out for BYU and Texas?

[silent barn]

Literally

[normal flax]

No one can make a good drive. No one can kick it through the up rights. Texas A&M even fumbled the ball.

[silent barn]

I’ll give the bookies one thing they said this game was gonna be a close one…

I just didn’t think it would be tied like this at half

💀

[normal flax]

I swear if this game ends with single digit score on both sides the NCAA needs to rework the ranking system

Also saw Jake Paul lost the fight last night in spectacular fashion

ESPN you ok?

[silent barn]

Fellas we are tied 3-3

[normal flax]

3-3 with 2 to go

[silent barn]

A TOUCHDOWN HAS BEEN SCORED IN THE UGLIEST PLAYOFF GAME EVER 🔥🔥🔥

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[misty coyote]

A and m was not as real as people thought

But there is still time

[silent barn]

Lets slow down they’re literally in the red zone

For the record I agree with you tho

Okay now lets talk our shit lol please never let this many SEC teams in the CFP ever again

[normal flax]

Help us Tulane, you're our only hope.

[misty coyote]

Rip a and m

[plucky barn]

Goodbye Aggies

Maybe don't play like trash for 60 minutes

[silent barn]

💀 that about sums up the game

[plucky barn]

Also Tulane immediately proving the CFP is dumb

This has never been close and everyone saw it coming

[misty coyote]

and james madison isnt gonna do much against oregon

[normal flax]

I'll still take this over top 4 playoff

[solar night]

You'll eat those words...hopefully

[midnight drift]

NASTY BRAWL https://fixupx.com/LakeShowYo/status/2002541110217015711

LakeShowYo (@LakeShowYo)

Eagles & Commanders brawl 😳

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FixupX · Dec 21, 2025, 12:46 AM

[solar night]

Frustrating seasons from both teams boiled over

[misty coyote]

Mhm

[solar night]

Yeah...

I made no guarantees, though

[silent barn]

Duke loses America wins 🥳🥳🥳

Thank you Texas Tech

[midnight drift]

Is anyone seeing this Packers game?

[misty coyote]

packers lose the game because of their own mistakes again

It’s also kind of funny that the bears could possibly loose their last 2 games and if that happens and the packers win out they can win the north

[warm flicker]

that is typically how you lose a game yeah

[misty coyote]

Also not to mention the injuries

[warm flicker]

malik willis played better than jordan love and josh jacobs was the one that fumbled

packers were up by 10 with 5 minutes left they simply just choked

[vale bramble]

Just btw

[solar night]

The Bears are this year's heart attack team, but unlike the Chiefs last season, fans of other teams are ok with it

They can't expect even a 9-8 season in 2026 without offseason additions

[normal flax]

[devout mesa]

next year is our year

[vale bramble]

Giants can’t kick can’t block can’t throw can’t catch can’t score

[normal flax]

The Titans are owning the Chiefs

[misty coyote]

Music to my ears

[normal flax]

Mike!

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[wide cape]

Wazowski

[normal flax]

Also if I had a nickel for a game ending 23-20 today I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice.

[plucky barn]

This is legitimately best case scenario for KC

That draft pick gonna be good

[misty coyote]

Not really there is a lot of bad teams this year

They are currently picking around 13th which isn’t ideal

[misty coyote]

My condolences and good luck the next 2 weeks

[normal flax]

Next for us is Dolphins and next for them is Seahawks. Then we meet again Tampa.

[misty coyote]

Children crying? It’s not my birthday! -Heinz doofenschmirtz

[normal flax]

Did you swap to your Phineas and Ferb pfp just for that?

[misty coyote]

No my nitro expired at the perfect time

[normal flax]

Ah

[misty coyote]

Isn’t that their third win?

[normal flax]

It wasnt fast enough

[misty coyote]

It’s even nicer knowing the chiefs are 6 and 9 now

[normal flax]

Nice

[normal flax]

Love the sound of a doink kick.

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/football-football-kickers-field-goal-point-after-doink-gif-3313497304720054134

[misty coyote]

My running backs went off today

Well we still gotta see how Derrick does lol

But both over 100 yards with 2tds each ain’t bad with Joe burrow is pretty good

[scarlet cargo]

Lions fans still don't realize they lost

[misty coyote]

Packers are in the playoffs I think now

[misty coyote]

Nvm we gotta win one more game

[astral stump]

Willson Contreras traded to the Red Sox

The Boston to St Louis pipeline continues lmao

[misty coyote]

My running backs went off

I forgor I benched Jaylen Warren tho

[scarlet cargo]

!!!!

[misty coyote]

i had hunter henry so it was sort of fine but id still rather have had jaylen

[lost pine]

I somehow beat the guy with Puka

[misty coyote]

My opponent had bijan and achane

[normal flax]

Apparently Lewis Hamilton went to the Broncos game for the first time after becoming an owner of the team.

[solar night]

Trade news: The A’s are acquiring second baseman Jeff McNeil from the New York Mets, sources tell ESPN. New York will receive a rookie-ball pitcher and will send money to help cover the $17.75 million owed McNeil on the remainder of his contract.

The Mets want nothing to do with this man who won a batting title with them

[vale bramble]

Rookie ball pitcher is 17yrs old and may never make the majors 🙃

How bad has the mets clubhouse been to make this very one-sided trade

[thorny patio]

Im so lost. The Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas. But are staying the Kansas City Chiefs. As they are going to Kansas City, Kansas

[normal flax]

Yep

[solar night]

Don't worry, you figured it out

[misty coyote]

the chicago bears want to build a stadium in indiana

and wont even be in illinois if that happens

which is worse in my opinion

[solar night]

I think they're only in the early stages of discussions for this topic

[vale bramble]

did philip rivers survive?

i worked a late shift and someone had the game on but no volume

[thorny patio]

I want someone to check on him

[silent barn]

He did throw a couple of TDs today tho!

[vale bramble]

poor guy is just trying to feed his 30 children and 25 grandchildren

[silent barn]

Haha

[normal flax]

https://youtu.be/MZnf_qIASok?si=T1-IRGKIbwfoPBR_ Perfect summary of the Bucs with this one

[thorny patio]

I ummmmmm..... Seattle
-# its not the towers u think of but still

[silent barn]

🤨

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-17563483835665589874

[solar night]

Why is there a giant zipper or something that makes that one tower look like two? That's what ruins it

[red widget]

If the zipper thing wasn’t there I don’t think anyone would mistake it for the towers

[vale bramble]

How about the fact that it’s a skyscraper on fire with a helicopter taking a dive

Take that very tone deaf part of it out and it’s fine

[silent barn]

Merry Christmas my fellow ball knowers

[misty coyote]

I don’t think New York would like this image lmao it does kinda look like you know what

[normal flax]

I got a Red Bull F1 shirt shirt for Christmas

[mild abyss]

This is so real

[normal flax]

Soon

[solar night]

I'm not ready for Spring Training until the Nationals sign a first baseman, a closer, and a starting pitcher

[silent barn]

What a win for the Christmas Knicks

🔥🔥🔥

[plucky barn]

I forgot the NBA was on today

[wide cape]

SNOOOPPPPP DOGGGG

[misty coyote]

Or more competent players

[misty coyote]

This Vikings game is ass lol

[vale bramble]

Jared Goff trying so hard to not make the playoffs

3 straight drives with a turnover

[normal flax]

Ok Detroit, remember, if you are going to get a touchdown do not do anything to make the refs made

[misty coyote]

Meanwhile the Vikings trying to set the record with the least passing yards in a game

[normal flax]

nm

[vale bramble]

Lmao Lions

Choke harder my goodness

[normal flax]

Classic Lions

Win? No. Collect the paycheck? Yes.

[midnight drift]

Lions blew chunks today

[vale bramble]

Lions really choked hard

All they needed to do was NOT play super shitty

5 turnovers!!

[misty coyote]

Packers in the playoffs

[misty coyote]

6*

[vale bramble]

6???

[normal flax]

Another confirmed first round exit

[misty coyote]

Mhm

[vale bramble]

3 fumbles and 2 int by goff

[misty coyote]

Not necessarily

[vale bramble]

Who has the other one?

[misty coyote]

The packers have done more with less

Just look at 2023

But given that was the cowboys

[normal flax]

Whoever gets the NFC South

[vale bramble]

I meant other turnover

He said there was 6

I count 5 from goff alone

[misty coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/limbo-geometry-dash-mindcap-focus-gif-27623536

Now the bucs need to

Me when the gif doesn’t embed

https://tenor.com/view/limbo-geometry-dash-mindcap-focus-gif-27623536

There we go

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-8579694107054333888

[misty coyote]

That’s from a gd level

[misty coyote]

Oh sure NOW it embeds it didn’t embed to make me look stupid 😐

[vale bramble]

thats why i laughed

[normal flax]

Christmas games not being terrible in 2025 challenge (impossible)

[misty coyote]

That’s what they get for putting mid teams on Christmas lol

[misty coyote]

You know you are in Minnesota when the world junior hockey tournament is happening and most of the tvs in a bar are showing it

Probably because like 1/3 of the players are from Minnesota

[misty coyote]

It’s probably closer to 1/4th tho lol

[thorny patio]

And Minnesota loves hockey i hear

What are the bowl names?? Im sorry the pop tart bowl

Ah yes my favorite bowl: bowls

[devout mesa]

bowl bowl? didn't he play for the Suns last season?

[silent barn]

Do not disrespect the pop tart bowl

It has plenty of culture

[misty coyote]

it also helps that a good portion of the minnesota players are from the cities

none are from my city tho my mother knows one of the players from when they were in high school

[solar night]

Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl, Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl, and more

[silent barn]

Today’s a weird day for me

Never thought I’d see Clemson play in Yankee Stadium

In the snow too lmfao

[solar night]

Ah, the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl. I forgot about that one

[silent barn]

I would’ve gone if it wasn’t a real feel of 18F in the stadium rn

[vale bramble]

Thats a big heck no

I saw pictures of what new york looks like right now

That’s an easy pass

[silent barn]

I don’t think I’m missing too much right now

[normal flax]

Nah

[vale bramble]

Satire obviously

[normal flax]

The more i think about it the more i think of that muffin bit from asdfmovie

[thorny patio]

Dang it BYU won the Pop-Tarts bowl

[thorny patio]

Why were they playing football in the baseball stadium???

[normal flax]

Who was the sacrifice?

[thorny patio]

George tech in this case

Also, the baseball stadium as a football field looks so stupid.

[normal flax]

I meant the poptart

[normal flax]

Don't worry we have two Florida stadiums for hockey this year

[thorny patio]

Florida???? And hockey?? Please tell me they're inside stadiums

[normal flax]

No

[thorny patio]

Why

Outside

[normal flax]

Raymond James and Hard Rock

Which for sports in Miami recently its been when in doubt, Hard Rock

[thorny patio]

How are you going to keep it from not melting?In florida

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-we-have-technology-technology-tech-gif-20684652

[thorny patio]

What technology I don't know if I trusted enough at the florida weather

[normal flax]

A giant tent

[normal flax]

It was Strawberry and Oreo poptart this year

[plucky barn]

Houston in

Indianapolis out

Denver clinches the West

[misty coyote]

After that start they did quite good

They pulled a 2017 Texans

[normal flax]

This leaves the AFC North and NFC South the last to be decided

[misty coyote]

Have fun!

[normal flax]

Better show up Baltimore

Also something I didnt expect to see is ECU winning a bowl game

[silent barn]

The great pinstripe bowl!

Specifically the…

Bad Boys Mowers Pinstripe Bowl TM

[normal flax]

Baltimore showed up

[misty coyote]

So did Malik kinda

Oh also the packers can still win the north tho it is unlikely

Tho not when we play like this

That was probably the worst half of packer football in a while for the defense

[misty coyote]

Also Christian Watson is def a number 1 receiver

[vale bramble]

Anyone make it to their fantasy league championship?

[misty coyote]

I made the consolation championship

And I’m crushing my opponent in it

MY MAN MALIK WILLIS

[misty coyote]

THIS PACKER GAME IS LITERALLY JUST WEEK 1 BUT JOSH JACOBS HASNT DONE ANYTHING LMAO

week 1 of ravens vs bills that is

[silent barn]

I'm glad I'm not in some meaningful game for fantasy because I have Jacobs

[misty coyote]

Well we lost but at least we tried

Could have won if butterfingers didn’t fumble the ball close to our red zone again

I also had Derrick Henry so not a total loss

[plucky barn]

The Bears are NFC North champions

The Packers will be the 7 seed

[misty coyote]

the last time we faced the bears in the playoffs it didnt go too well for the bears

also i just said to myself " if we make it past the first round ill call that a win" but thats kinda how it works lol

[normal flax]

Also at the Lightning v Panthers game 8 people from both teams got sent to the penalty box at once.

[silent barn]

Today is the day fellas

https://tenor.com/view/challenger-2-bumpy-ride-driving-main-battle-tank-mbt-gif-4654572225646050708

THE 2025 TANK BOWL

[vale bramble]

At 4pm

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-to-tank-communication-tank-gif-11679869274951291671

[vale bramble]

[normal flax]

You know what, you can have this one Miami. I'm tired of this team playing like crap.

[plucky barn]

I hope Damp is enjoying the biannual T-bagging

[midnight drift]

Man, the Buccs have really fuckin fallen off a cliff..

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-dumpster-fire-back-to-the-dump-artistic-gif-27461597

[silent barn]

Belt to ass

[plucky barn]

New England saw the over for the game and said

[normal flax]

At least the Panthers are also losing

[normal flax]

The Browns are beating the Steelers

[normal flax]

Oh ok, the Browns remembered they're the Browns

BROWNS WIN

The Ravens are still in the hunt!

Also Bucs are still in the hunt because Panthers lost

Will we actually get the win?

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-the-worm-marcus-nah-crawl-crawling-gif-210654286656259160

[misty coyote]

Y’all were in the hunt still anyway

It does still kinda feel like a 1 game delay from Cancun tho lol

[normal flax]

We wouldn't have been if the Panthers won

[misty coyote]

Oh lol

[normal flax]

I think the players have checked out for the season and probably have had enough of the coaches

[vale bramble]

Time for the Toilet Bowl

[misty coyote]

I hope the 9ers win tonight and the lions win next week

[silent barn]

We don’t even know how to lose correctly

[vale bramble]

Why are we winning 14-3

Punches thrown no flags no ejections

[normal flax]

NHL is jealous rn

[vale bramble]

The Raiders are actually worse than us

I didnt think there was such a team

[silent barn]

I fucking hate the Giants so much man

[vale bramble]

#2 pick here we come

[silent barn]

Three years in a row we are gonna blow a chance at the #1 pick

For a meaningless win in December

[normal flax]

Also @misty coyote the Bears clinched the division so idk what them losing will do

[vale bramble]

Why is this happening

Why are we trying to win

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/kinger-freaking-out-tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-chess-gif-562478331754139920

[misty coyote]

It’ll kill their momentum

also the raiders might choose a qb so I wouldn’t be too sad if you can get a great player

[normal flax]

Ok but the Giants need everything

[misty coyote]

Their defense is looking fine if they can get a proper coordinator if you ask me

[wide cape]

Time to bring this image back

[solar night]

Misinformation, right?

[wide cape]

?

[vale bramble]

WHY

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-this-information-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-kinger-gif-2075990264447057196

[vale bramble]

Worst win of the season

[solar night]

Did he ACTUALLY show them that? I don't buy it

Anyways, if next week the Raiders win and the Giants lose, who will get the #1 pick?

[vale bramble]

Great question because there can potentially be a handful of teams tied with 3 wins

[normal flax]

Everyone currently under 0.500

[vale bramble]

Poor Bucs

The fall off is real

[plucky barn]

New England has clinched the AFC East crown

[scarlet cargo]

we are so back

[vale bramble]

Isnt Drake Maye the front runner mvp?

[solar night]

I've been thinking about this video recently because of you

[warm flicker]

it’s still stafford imo

leads in tds (40), only 5 ints, and 4th in pass yards (24 behind maye and he hasn’t played this week yet)

[misty coyote]

Literally nobody is playing defense in this game tonight lol

[silent barn]

Defense is optional this evening

[plucky barn]

Speaking of Stafford he can pass big Ben on the all time passing list tomorrow

And if Rivers plays next Sunday he could pass him as well

[misty coyote]

Rivers passing Big Ben was not on my 2025 bingo card

[silent barn]

What a game honestly

[misty coyote]

But once again

Bears proved that they don’t have a good defense

But then again cmc is a little bit of a monster but still

[silent barn]

Sigh

[vale bramble]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6wc0YLiEk&pp=ygUYTmZjIGVhc3QgbWVldGludCB3ZWVrIDE2

Idk if y’all follow this dude but he’s hella funny with these NFC east meetings

This one had me dying ngl

[misty coyote]

Only thing I remember about him is when he was in a sports YouTubers meeting with Tom grossi when Micah was traded

[thorny patio]

The wave tank poles are so weird. I can't even tell if you're kidding or not. Who won whichever bowl this is

Who in the nfl hates us

[silent barn]

I was referring to the Giants/Raiders game actually 😭

Not a college football bowl game

[thorny patio]

I thought it was cause I wouldn't be surprised at this point. If it was

[silent barn]

That’s fair lol

[solar night]

Bears-49ers last night was the first NFL game ever to be tied at 7, 14, 21, 28, and 35

The ultimate back-and-forth game

[devout mesa]

||I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEESSSSS
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLIIIINNNN||

[solar night]