Sports Megathread

[vale bramble]

Good

[thorny patio]

We too get loud, but we don't have home field advantage until game three

[misty coyote]

either way I hope the mariners make it to the world series but I also would be happy with blue jays in the world series

i just want a team that has never won a world series to win the world series

thats what I always want when it comes to sports

unless its the vikings\

[scarlet cargo]

what even is a catch anymore

that's a fumble to anyone with eyes lmao

[thorny patio]

My mom's favorite player is off the roster. Ben williamson again by the way

We also haven't given our catcher a single day off at all other than travel days.

[mild abyss]

Oh man, Bichette is still injured, not on the ALCS roster

That’s not great but we’ve been doing okay without him so far, would’ve been nice to have his bat though

[midnight drift]

God, the Jets are just fucked

[plucky barn]

-10 passing yards for the Jets

9 sacks

Classic

[normal flax]

Petition to have the Jets play a high school football team. Maybe then they will get a win.

[vale bramble]

I just got home was this game actually that bad??

[midnight drift]

OH LORD THE RAVENS

[silent barn]

I am so happy I picked up Rico Dowdle

Dude is fuckin money

[devout mesa]

if I win this week it will be purely because of Skattebo

Marvin Harrison out with a concussion

5th player on my roster to be out

[silent barn]

Rico Dowdle and Tyler Warren doing me a huge favor after Garett Wilson and Devonta played like shit

I still have Bijan and Jacobs playing later tonight and tomorrow

[silent barn]

I'm so glad I didn't start him

[devout mesa]

Deebo might be out too, he's marked as Questionable

[silent barn]

I was gonna start Deebo until I saw he was questionable

Decided to take a chance on Dowdle after I saw his performance last week

[midnight drift]

Dallas was SO stupid for getting rid of Dowdle

[silent barn]

Yeah now they're getting cooked by him

[devout mesa]

they let him go because they were saving money for Parsons

[silent barn]

He's put up 33 points on my fantasy squad

Idk why I started Wilson over Metcalf

He's put up 20 on my bench

[midnight drift]

AND THE FISH LOSE

[devout mesa]

the bench of sadness

[silent barn]

Brutal

Cam Little today 💀💀

[devout mesa]

I JUST DROPPED HIM THIS WEEK

[silent barn]

Consider yourself lucky

I dropped Loop cause the Ravens are missing Lamar and originally picked up the Packer's kicker

[devout mesa]

unfortunately I have Jags Defense

[silent barn]

But Packers kicked got ruled questionable and eventually out

[silent barn]

That's rough

I had the Broncos defense and they were the best thing to come out of the Jets/Broncos London game

[devout mesa]

i dropped vikings defense during their bye, but they're still free so I'm picking them back up lol

[silent barn]

Makes sense

[devout mesa]

and the best QB available when Lamar went out was Stafford. my roster is hot ass 🔥

[silent barn]

😭

I've started Baker every game other than Herbert against the Giants

That didn't pay off so I'm sticking with Baker unsurprisingly

Herbert was solid today though

[midnight drift]

I'm really wishing I played Drake Maye today

[devout mesa]

cowboys lost

[silent barn]

how bout dem cowboys

Sorry

LOL

[midnight drift]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-cowboys-how-bout-them-cowboys-how-about-them-cowboys-cowboys-win-gif-15475319

[silent barn]

[scarlet cargo]

Sorry to tell everyone

But the Patriots are so fuckin back

[midnight drift]

Let's not go crazy here

[silent barn]

See I would say "it was only the Saints" but...

[midnight drift]

The Patriots are looking WAY better than they have any right to be

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-griffin-no-sleep-insomnia-family-guy-gif-12685858

[midnight drift]

But, I don't think they're back.

[silent barn]

The Saints...

[devout mesa]

the cowboys are sure as fuck NOT back, and haven't been back since I was a year old

the XFL has started, folded, started again, and folded again since the last Cowboys super bowl appearance

[silent barn]

[scarlet cargo]

Putting $5k on Drake Maye MVP

[midnight drift]

I don't have that kind of money, lol

But, I would say: Drake Maye might be on MVP watch, but I don't think he'll win MVP

[misty coyote]

Bengals attempted a 67 yard field goal

Packers called a time out right before the snap and the attempt they ruined went in 😂

He then was short by 5 yards

[midnight drift]

Only the best of trolling by the Packers

[misty coyote]

And the bengals then took 10 minutes to get into the end zone sigh

[thorny patio]

Over the weekend, all of the seattle teams won

[plucky barn]

Have been competitive in all games played where the opponent has not blocked a punt this year

[thorny patio]

The jets are 0 - 6 to the saints, 1 - 5

[silent barn]

Yeah I was just joking about how the Giants lost to the Saints

[normal flax]

Bucs have a chance to not get a win at the last second

[misty coyote]

TF WAS MAC JONES DOING

[normal flax]

BUCS WIN AT NOT THE LAST SECOND~!

[misty coyote]

HE THREW A CHECKDOWN ON FOURTH DOWN 😂

[devout mesa]

Macaroni Jones

[normal flax]

We run the NFC now

[misty coyote]

Lions and packers would like a word

[misty coyote]

lions still have to play

also most of your games being within 3 points doesnt instil confidence with me

and yes i know im talking given the packers lost by 3 and then tied but they kinda shot themselves in the foot in those 2 games

[normal flax]

We can pull off wins with a heavily injured team against others also with the same record and again this win wasn't by a few points.

If you are asking for more you're asking for Tom Brady to come out of retirement.

[misty coyote]

asking for that is like asking for tom brady to put his former wife above football

[normal flax]

Which is exactly what you are asking for. You cant look at a team winning at a player disadvantage and say they don't deserve each win.

[scarlet cargo]

did you know that Mac actually stands for McCorkle

Michael McCorkle Jones

insane name

[devout mesa]

there was a kid in my daycare that went by "Mack", which was short for Michelangelo

NOT the painter, the turtle.

it wasn't until years later that I was like "wait what the fuck"

[devout mesa]

imagine if it were a new Madden game instead

[vale bramble]

dude would be cooked

[devout mesa]

"What can stop Cam Skattebo at this point?"
"A childproof lock, probably"

[normal flax]

At least they didn't tell kids to do coke

[mild abyss]

GEORGE SPRINGER FIRST PITCH OF THE GAME DINGER !!!!

[normal flax]

https://youtu.be/J7RZkuZAGw0?si=xzYZWAyesGGVtM9v for those that dont know

[wide cape]

https://imgur.com/Pti4FhU

[warm flicker]

blud tried to sneak the packers in 😹😹✌️

[warm flicker]

these jokes have gotten so old 🫩 (-cardinals fan)

[lost pine]

And judging from tonight's game, Lions too.

Nvm maybe I was too premature

[thorny patio]

I was wondering if they were actually gonna finish before the west coast 8:04, and they did that's so funny

[mild abyss]

Yeaahhh we suck

[thorny patio]

I was scared earlier when it was tied 1 - 1 that it was going to go to extra inning

[solar night]

And Caitlin Clark?

[thorny patio]

What are these times

[lost pine]

Let's go Ms!

[thorny patio]

Look at our pitcher we're using tomorrow.

And then look at the list of pitchers we used yesterday

[thorny patio]

Im sorry huh

[lost pine]

Of course the Seahawks play on the day before my first exam

I have to study bruh

[thorny patio]

Not what i'm huhing i'm huhing the fact that there's two monday night football games, even though technically one is at 4 us.But like

If we need to go to a sudden death which I really hope we don't need to go to a sudden death.We would thankfully be in toronto.And not seattle.

[lost pine]

Theres also two tomorrow

[thorny patio]

But why nfl???

[scarlet cargo]

Mariners going offfff

[silent barn]

Erm

About that

Though I will say the Mariners did just get crazy hosed by the umpire

[scarlet cargo]

oh

lol

im half paying attention

got the game on now so I no longer say stupid things

[mild abyss]

Ump had a couple bad calls against us too, but yeah def helped us a bit

[silent barn]

Jorge 🔥🔥

[normal flax]

Jays falling apart

[vale bramble]

So lucky Bijan

Soooo lucky

[lost pine]

9-3 Ms

[mild abyss]

No words

[normal flax]

Canada in shambles

[silent barn]

You love to see it

[silent barn]

🐐

My star RB

[vale bramble]

Bijan killin the bills

[silent barn]

I love him

I was looking pretty good this week but that basically was the dagger

[thorny patio]

Oh look who won

[devout mesa]

SEATTLE

[thorny patio]

2 more we need to win

[midnight drift]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE INJURIES FOR THE BILLS?!

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-gene-wilder-willy-wonka-you-get-nothing-nothing-gif-5432076

Omg

Poor Drake London

[thorny patio]

49ers....

[lost pine]

Let's go Ms

[silent barn]

My RBs are awesome

Not even including Dowdle who picked up 33 too

[lost pine]

Some guy in my fantasy league beat the undefeated team after being down big because he had Mahomes and Bijan

He made up a 37.6 point gap when both teams had 2 players left 💀

[silent barn]

That’s crazy

Horrible swing by Turang to end the game

[misty coyote]

lol

I am still tord for first in my fantasy league after my brother called my team “trash”

[silent barn]

My team was projected 7th in points after our draft and I’m in 2nd with the most points

[misty coyote]

i was projected last

i saw how things were shaking up and adjusted my lineup based on the matchups

and thats how i kept winning

i also started deebo samuel on the 25 point weeks since i knew terry would be out and he would most likely get the workload

[silent barn]

Me too honestly

[silent barn]

Yeah smart calls there

Some people in my league who had good drafts haven’t made enough adjustments

Like a good one I got was picking up Rico Dowdle and getting a 30 piece this week

[misty coyote]

I also took Tyler Warren since I saw him in college and I knew he was a dog

[silent barn]

Me too he’s been a beast

I took Mark Andrews before him and dropped him after like week 3 lol

Warren’s been my starting tight end since week 2 and he’s a stud

Penn State could really use him right now lmfao

[vale bramble]

Idk if true but if it is

[solar night]

It's made up and they spelled his name wrong

The picture, however, is real. He did, in fact, high five that referee

[normal flax]

This would be a crazy playoff

[lost pine]

I think Tez Johnson is my favorite random NFL player now

[misty coyote]

id agree to this playoff

[silent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[thorny patio]

Look at the age on the jays starting pitcher for thursday

Just saw a: just found out the washington commanders are in dc and not washington state post. I can't tell if they're kidding or not.But if they aren't seahawks are seattle, which is washington state

[thorny patio]

Hey red sox fans how u doing?

[devout mesa]

and their stadium is in Maryland. Commanders and Ravens stadiums are only about 33 miles from each other lol

[normal flax]

https://www.mlb.com/news/2025-gold-glove-award-finalists

[thorny patio]

My mom's going to a game tonight. And she's wearing a fake mustache. Im not asking

My aunt did tho. Apparently playoff mustache

[midnight drift]

TWO RUN HOMER FOR THE MARINERS LET'S GOOOO

[lost pine]

:(

[solar night]

Jacob Young and Ceddanne Rafaela 🔥 (Young will lose to PCA)

[midnight drift]

I can't even watch this Mariners game anymore.

Ping me if the Mariners come back

[lost pine]

It's only getting worse

At least it's just one game

[mild abyss]

Ggs. I hope this is a bit of a confidence booster for the jays now.

[lost pine]

Idk who this guy is but he is my #1 runningback this week.

Yeah.

[devout mesa]

i normally don't pay attention to sports "journalism", but Scott Van Pelt is definitely on my shit list

make fun of a team for making comically bad plays? perfectly fine. if you want to play D1 ball, you gotta be ready for D1 heat.

make fun of the small town they play in? nah, you're tacky as fuck

tacky ass bald bitch

[silent barn]

Huh that sounds very unlike SVP

Surprised he would say that

[solar night]

I don't know a lot about him, but my opinions of him are mostly positive. However, I don't like that segment he's famous for where he shows sports bets that tragically came up short

Good concept, but y'know, it's glorifying something that's ruining sports culture

[devout mesa]

That was the exact segment.

[midnight drift]

Sports betting is just too profitable to not advertise it and talk about it regularly. And I also agree that it's ruining sports culture.

Bengals making some mistakes here.

RIP Brewers

[solar night]

The dream is seemingly dead

[mild abyss]

Atleast they won a playoff series this time

[midnight drift]

Looks like the Steelers D is starting to lose the plot.

[mild abyss]

Ggs!!! We managed to tie it up

[lost pine]

We got absolutely bodied

what is this "road team keeps winning" bit, is it 2019 again

[thorny patio]

What is happening????

[normal flax]

Petition to make it so that if the Dodgers get into the NLCS that whoever wins the ALCS automatically wins the World Series.

[vale bramble]

No one should have expected anything less than The Dodgers being back in the World Series tbh. They’re gonna repeat because let’s be real neither of these pretender teams in the AL stands a lick against them

No AL team does tbh

[normal flax]

Blue Jays have the better chance. They weren't swept.

[vale bramble]

Neither stand a chance atm. Blake Snell is dialed in, Yamamoto and Ohtani are just filthy as well and they have Roki Sasaki throwing gas at the end of the bullpen

[solar night]

And then there's the 3 future Hall of Famers and an All-star catcher in the top 4 of the lineup

[vale bramble]

Deferred payment contracts have broken the system

And it’s all the dodgers fault

[misty coyote]

Sorry to Tampa bay fans I don’t like you guys

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-choking-mr-krabs-angry-spongebob-spongebob-yelling-at-me-krabs-spongebob-shaking-mr-krabs-gif-14355040274861927707

[misty coyote]

i just dont forgive you guys for 2020

[normal flax]

The Saints have

[thorny patio]

@lost pine I dont like that line up for us. After the last few games

I hate the Dodgers

[mild abyss]

Yeah no matter what it’s tough to beat the dodgers

[thorny patio]

We just had a 2-2-3 double play.

Our pitcher let one guy single. And they pulled him from the game. No, wonder we're losing.We don't leave our pitchers in long enough

[mild abyss]

Vladdy had suchhh a good chance damnit…

[mild abyss]

Well it’s a close game, still a tie currently.

[thorny patio]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM5GjL9E/

Huh that is a weird double play

[mild abyss]

Extremely unlucky

[thorny patio]

Im sorry jays fans

[midnight drift]

Oh jeez..

Poor Springer..

[mild abyss]

I hope hes okay…

[scarlet cargo]

CAL

[midnight drift]

RALEIGH HOME RUN LET'S GOOOO

GRAB THAT TRIDENT HELL YES

[mild abyss]

I knew that shit was gonna happen ONCE they put little in

Absolute terrible decision

[scarlet cargo]

Ohtani jeeeeez

[lost pine]

All those graphics I saw on instagram showing Milwaukee's small payroll while still being at the top of the league

Yeah.

It shows

[mild abyss]

What the fuck is going on jays???

[lost pine]

Rally! Rally! Rally!

[proper zealot]

HOLY SHIT!

[scarlet cargo]

!!!!!!!!!

[mild abyss]

Over

[midnight drift]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/looping-gif-of-black-teens-gif-27214695

[midnight drift]

GRAND SLAM BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[mild abyss]

No one to blame but John Schneider

[lost pine]

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA!!

[midnight drift]

IT IS A GRAND SALAMI

[mild abyss]

Schneider BETTER have a good explanation on what just happened

[scarlet cargo]

lol

[scarlet cargo]

HOLY

[misty coyote]

rip brewers

[scarlet cargo]

3 HRs while pitching a gem

[thorny patio]

F u c k the Dodgers

[normal flax]

Here take this

[silent barn]

U ⬇️

Was busy with some friends last night so I didn’t get to catch the M’s game but good shit Mariners

Watched the end of the Miami game tho Carson Beck looked awful lol

[normal flax]

Sprint results Verstappen P1, Russell P2, Sainz P3, Piastri and Norris DNF after crashing into each other on turn 1 lap 1.

[misty coyote]

Can i be the first to say rip penn state

[thorny patio]

I see you had mad max yesterday.

I guess 2 days ago

[proper zealot]

FSU-Stanford was some PAC-12 After Dark sicko shit

[devout mesa]

i swapped stafford for dart 🥀

[plucky barn]

https://tenor.com/view/ups-error-facepalm-gif-15403364

[vale bramble]

The smart move

[devout mesa]

i have the dart skattebo crayon eater combo

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-pryde-xmen-shadowcat-juggernaut-gif-13588119

[normal flax]

so the Jags might not be coming back to the US

[vale bramble]

Excuse me?

Explain

[solar night]

Nothing, they just lost big in London

https://youtu.be/WATSFMnnZPE?si=nPobA3oN8BuHxDby

🤣

[scarlet cargo]

drake maye the GOAT btw

[vale bramble]

Dart goated

[thorny patio]

Former Yankees and Mariners player passed away

[vale bramble]

Jesus Montero. Motorcycle accident. Only 35 years old.

[misty coyote]

I started quinshon judkins

[thorny patio]

Side note on the actual baseball thing. Since there's a game today. Springer is playing

No, clue who's playing for seattle.We haven't put ours out yet

Ohh, I see why we now hate springer. Twenty seventeen houston astros

[thorny patio]

Is that football?

[misty coyote]

yes

[thorny patio]

I still feel really bad for the other day. Even if he was a twenty seventeen houston astro cuz that ball to the knee had to hurt. The way he dropped immediately after it happened. You could tell it hurt

[wide cape]

LOL!

[vale bramble]

SKAT SKAT SKATTEBO!!!!!

[normal flax]

Verstappen P1, Norris P2, Leclarc P3 and ... ummm ... yeah

[vale bramble]

Huge stop in the red zone!!

[vale bramble]

What a half!!!

Shut out the Broncos!!

[vale bramble]

Why cant we have nice things

big TD Run!!!!

[solar night]

I know that the Pats are 5-2, but I still don't get it

[vale bramble]

HOLY PINBALL TOUCHDOWN!!!

[plucky barn]

Upcoming schedule = free wins

[vale bramble]

Drake Maye is real I guess

He’s throwing it away

[devout mesa]

the meathead combo is actually goated lmao

[vale bramble]

We’re about to blow a 19 point lead

Absolute shit tier

[midnight drift]

WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED WITH THE GIANTS

[vale bramble]

We’re back to sucking

We’re not real

It was all false hope

[midnight drift]

https://tenor.com/view/we-suck-again-oh-no-the-waterboy-rob-schneider-the-mud-dogs-gif-24522403

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-king-julien-new-york-giants-all-hail-the-new-york-giants-giants-gif-24414121

[midnight drift]

WHY DID DART THROW INTO DOUBLE COVERAGE

[vale bramble]

This game is so stupid

[midnight drift]

"Unsportsmanlike Conduct on the Head Coach"

LMAO

[vale bramble]

What is this?????

This is so fucking stupid ong

[midnight drift]

Wow.

This is INSANITY

[vale bramble]

This game is fake

This is so dumb

He sucks

Our kicker sucks so bad

This game is fake

[midnight drift]

MISSED THE FUCKING KICK WHAT

[vale bramble]

We still suck

[midnight drift]

Could be worse..||you could be the Jets||

[misty coyote]

@devout mesa can I thank you again for Micah parsons

3 sacks today is really nice to have from him

[vale bramble]

||28-3||

we suck

We’re really gonna lose this

[midnight drift]

inb4 Denver misses the kick

[vale bramble]

It’s joever

This is ass

This is the worst

[midnight drift]

And he made it

[vale bramble]

Worst loss ever

[silent barn]

I want to die

[vale bramble]

Fire the kicker

Dont even let him on the plane home

[solar night]

It's not the kicker's fault that the defense fell apart

[plucky barn]

Yes

But also the game would have been going to OT

So blame him

[solar night]

But don't put all the blame on him

[vale bramble]

He missed two pta’s today

[solar night]

That's not good, I won't lie

Kickers are a revolving door, so maybe he will get released

[midnight drift]

THIS IS HILARIOUS. My roommate has both CMC AND Bijan on his fantasy team.

[wide cape]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO its funny bc minion!

[midnight drift]

Damnit, I can't find the clip of OneyNG saying "I like Minions, asshole" in a funny voice.

What the hell. That run was TERRIBLE

[normal flax]

[midnight drift]

Yeah I saw. Very sad

[misty coyote]

dont remove the comma from that sentence

[thorny patio]

So we lost two in a day.

Baseball and football

[mild abyss]

definitely not over yet...

[thorny patio]

Not what I meant. Also, my football team doesn't even play today. They play tomorrow.

Also, apparently, i'm not allowed to listen to the game.Because I turned it off and we got runs.I don't know how that works, but we're going with it

[mild abyss]

oop my bad.

[thorny patio]

Looks like we might force a game seven. Which nobody but mlb wants

[midnight drift]

Welp. Game 7

[mild abyss]

game 7!!!!

[lost pine]

Of course on my study day for my crucial first exam I get hit with the most important game in Mariners history AND a Seahawks game on the same day.

What kind of misfortune is that

[mild abyss]

lmaooo me too, I got an exam aswell 😭

[lost pine]

Maybe I'm destined to fail the exam with the sheer number of distractions

[mild abyss]

im sure the profs will understand the sports priority

[thorny patio]

AHHHHHHGHGHH

[mild abyss]

it'll be a close game. jays played okay, but mostly got their runs from errors. mariners bullpen looked pretty good too.

[thorny patio]

Kirby.... we have kirby starting tomorrow

[warm flicker]

almost lost to our backup qb btw ✌️

we probably would’ve won if we had a mobile qb

[misty coyote]

I had mat Stanford, wuinshon judkins and Jaylen Warren and that made up for the fact that I’m a dumbass and didn’t notice that 2 of my wide receivers were out today

And I’m still ahead by 40 points

To think if I swapped my guys I’d have like 140 this week

The lineup in question

[thorny patio]

Soooo the jets and the dolphins lost

And raiders

[midnight drift]

Oh man, gonna be busy tonight. Game 7 of Jays Mariners, and 2 football games back to back.

[silent barn]

As long as it is close I'm locked in on game 7

[lost pine]

Or maybe I'm destined to fail because my class website has been down all day

I have some very not friendly things to say about aws

[midnight drift]

Alright, Buccs time!!

Oh man, look at those uniforms on the Lions. Sharp as fuck

[silent barn]

I'm basically a diet Bucs fan because I got Baker and now Evans for the fantasy squad

Not gonna matter this week though because my team got crushed 😔

[midnight drift]

The Buccs just look like fuckin idiots.

MARINERS RUN LET'S GO

[mild abyss]

i have never seen that happen before

i think naylor kindaaa got in the way there, not sure if it was intentional or not

[devout mesa]

[midnight drift]

TWO MEN IN SCORING POSITION, ONE OUT

COME ON GUYS

Damnit...

[mild abyss]

beiber is not looking that good right now, hopefully he can redeem himself

[midnight drift]

Beiber's a good pitcher..

He can easily do it.

[mild abyss]

i hope so

kirby's been pretty good so far though

[devout mesa]

AYYYYY

[midnight drift]

HOME RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

[mild abyss]

ah shit

[solar night]

Why is Boomer's Fastest 3 Minutes now just The Fastest Minute?

[silent barn]

Juliooooo 🔥🔥🔥

[silent barn]

So it was nice seeing Evans for like 20 minutes and he gone

[midnight drift]

Cause he's even faster now

[silent barn]

Just a miserable week for my fantasy team

[midnight drift]

That sucks, sorry dude

[silent barn]

It’s aight just not sure what to do about my WR situation

[misty coyote]

@thorny patio are you having a heart attack right now

[silent barn]

Literally out of WRs now from injuries

[thorny patio]

Slightly

[silent barn]

Nabers, Evans, Deebo, and Wilson my hospital WR squad 😭

[thorny patio]

Holy list

[thorny patio]

U good?

[silent barn]

I’m in pain

LOL

[thorny patio]

Feel better

[silent barn]

I got lucky Jacobs even played cause he was questionable too

[devout mesa]

elp

[misty coyote]

put an s on that and you got a good vacation

[silent barn]

Oh no

[thorny patio]

Oh thats something

[midnight drift]

Come on Randy...

[silent barn]

An Eddy Pineiro truther tho 🔥🔥

Picked him up last week and he’s a stud

[devout mesa]

eddy prints fr

[thorny patio]

The kraken are losing, and seahawks don't play till seven

[solar night]

But he can only cover 3 or 4 games in that time

[midnight drift]

Usually only 3-4 games actually matter in a week.

[devout mesa]

seattle is having a sensory overload on sports tonight

[thorny patio]

What was that hat commercial?

[thorny patio]

Definitely

[devout mesa]

okay so i'm not much of a hockey fan at all,

but are the Mammoth a new team

[mild abyss]

they replaced the arizona coyotes, yeah

[devout mesa]

ohhhh okay gotcha

makes sense

so not a "new" team, per se

[mild abyss]

yeahhh more like a replacement, not an additional one

[thorny patio]

It's kind of like how the expos in baseball became the commanders. Nope.
Nationals, whatever team plays in washington dc or around washington dc

[devout mesa]

Rangers started in Washington DC

that era for DC baseball fans must have been rough

[solar night]

The Mammoth had the name Utah Hockey Club last season @devout mesa

[devout mesa]

Washington Senators leave and become the Minnesota Twins. Replaced by a new team, also called the Washington Senators, who leave for Texas after 10 years

[devout mesa]

guess I didn't know they existed

[solar night]

My mother was a young girl when her family lost the last Senators. She stopped caring about baseball until the Nationals came

[thorny patio]

The expos, where the team that moved to Washington and bec.ame the new Nationals

[solar night]

She attended the last game of those Senators, when fans stormed the field before the final out, causing a forfeit

She cried

[thorny patio]

Me but basketball. (But we haven't gotten a new team tho)

They are now the oklahoma city Thunders I wanna say

[solar night]

Those three decades were indeed rough for those who stuck with baseball

[thorny patio]

I was close it's oklahoma city thunder

[devout mesa]

oh yeah Thunder were the Supersonics

[solar night]

Baseball in Washington DC has a crazy history of short-lived teams. There were several teams called the Washington Nationals in the late 19th century alone

The first Senators, in the early 20th century, were often called the Nationals or Nats

[midnight drift]

I had the booze, she had the chronik.

Welp, see ya Bieber..

[devout mesa]

speaking of Expos, still crazy this exists lol

[mild abyss]

bullpen already??? not good...

[mild abyss]

awesome card to have though

[devout mesa]

oh for sure

and really ages him

[midnight drift]

That is AMAZING

[devout mesa]

in an alternate reality, Tom Brady wins 5 World Series with the Expos, then gets traded to the Tampa Bay Rays and wins a World Series with them

[thorny patio]

Hi ummm. Ur football guy tho.

[thorny patio]

So an alternative reality, the expos, one a world series?? Because i'm pretty sure they didn't win a world series

[solar night]

I loved that teaser ad for that card @devout mesa

Touchdowns and home runs translate surprisingly well

[devout mesa]

Honestly though, who gets drafted to the MLB right out of high school and says no, to go play a different sport at the college level lol

[midnight drift]

Honestly reminds me of George Carlin's bit on baseball being "America's Game"

[midnight drift]

I think there's been more people than you realize.

I can think of like..3-4 already.

[devout mesa]

Yeah, and it boggles my mind lol

[solar night]

And the fact that there was another team in a different sport called the Giants who won multiple championships during his career...that joke fell into their laps

[devout mesa]

we need more Bo Jacksons

multi-sport phenoms

[solar night]

It's too difficult now with where skill floors are at

[vale bramble]

these days we have two-way players instead

[devout mesa]

Kyler Murray could have done it

[vale bramble]

nah...he shoulda just went with baseball

[solar night]

Let me give you an idea of how hard it is: Dave Winfield was drafted by 4 leagues in 3 sports and decided to go all in on baseball

[devout mesa]

a heisman winner going to another sport would be crazy lol

i think there's only one heisman winner who didn't go to the NFL, no?

two, apparently

wait nvm

oh yeah Charlie Ward won the Heisman but went to the NBA instead

[solar night]

And there's another, or not?

[mild abyss]

oh yeah it might be over

[midnight drift]

ANOTHER HOMER!!

[thorny patio]

I think the woman's hockey league for seattle gets a name tomorrow

[mild abyss]

woo is up

[thorny patio]

Huh I thought bellinger was a Yankee for longer than a year

[mild abyss]

shocked they took kirby out, he was pitching well

[thorny patio]

I didn't even notice till u pointed it out

[mild abyss]

i didnt even see him warming in the bullpen or anything

mustve missed it

[thorny patio]

Same tho

[silent barn]

Huge DP

[plucky barn]

As a baseball observer I can tell Seattle is going to the world series

[mild abyss]

our offence has no confidence anymore its over

[thorny patio]

And a new pitcher maybe

[scarlet cargo]

search history of 16 year old me

[silent barn]

We are talking about the Seattle Mariners though

[thorny patio]

The commercials are so ick

[silent barn]

I am hoping they win but you should wait till 27 outs

[thorny patio]

Really

Really

[midnight drift]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[scarlet cargo]

OH FUCK

[misty coyote]

do t have a heart attack now

[thorny patio]

We can still get runs

[silent barn]

Never talk here again

Respectfully

[thorny patio]

Its only the 7th

[lost pine]

I have a feeling this is going to extras

[mild abyss]

OH MY GOD.

[thorny patio]

Foul

[solar night]

Please no

[mild abyss]

okok only a 1 run lead, the game is still very much on.

[thorny patio]

New pitcher

[misty coyote]

I want to talk about the bucs losing rn but I won’t

[thorny patio]

What sport

[misty coyote]

Forget about it for now

[thorny patio]

Seahawks is winning

Kraken lost

Please

[thorny patio]

U sure

[mild abyss]

its possible for sure

[thorny patio]

Bottom 8

Muñoz

[lost pine]

Ok we are officially melting down

[thorny patio]

I dont like this

I might cry

What the fuck is happening seattle???

[lost pine]

If they don't get it done this time they may never do it

[thorny patio]

We just need to strike 3 guys out and get at least 2 runs

Huh???

Im confused what just happened

[lost pine]

Nice double play

[mild abyss]

ahh man

[thorny patio]

We need 2 runs at least

[mild abyss]

need that runner at 3rd home for insurance...

[thorny patio]

Strike him out

Foul

Please

2 runs at least needed

[mild abyss]

shittt

[thorny patio]

Please seattle

[lost pine]

Hope stays alive

[mild abyss]

hoffman is a hit or miss here, sometimes good, sometimes bad.

[thorny patio]

My hr is so high rn. 120 at least

[mild abyss]

last night he was good though...

[thorny patio]

Be bad

[mild abyss]

no!!!!

[thorny patio]

Why the navy ad??

[mild abyss]

be good!!!

[thorny patio]

Nevermind I want the navy ad back over the hims ad

Be bad

Leo?

Leo

Please

Please

Ball

Please

Please

[mild abyss]

1 down cmon hoff...

[thorny patio]

Ball

Why him

Please

Wow that was a balo

Ball

Please

Please

2 outs

[lost pine]

The season comes down to JRod

[thorny patio]

Oh we are fuck

[mild abyss]

1 more, big hitter up.

[thorny patio]

Please

Tho I doubt it

[lost pine]

Why did he swing at that bruh

[thorny patio]

Real

We are going to lose

[plucky barn]

jinx

[mild abyss]

1 more strike come onnnn

[scarlet cargo]

damn

[lost pine]

We're just not meant to win a pennant

[mild abyss]

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! WORLD SERIES BOUND !!!!!

[thorny patio]

Fuck u julio

[silent barn]

Yeah I'm not watching this WS

Fucking hate both of these teams

[thorny patio]

He either lines out, pops out or strikes out

[lost pine]

That's as close as we're ever gonna get

[plucky barn]

Gorm in literal hell right now

[mild abyss]

this was me when it was the yankees vs dodgers 😭 😭

[thorny patio]

24 more years

Which would be twenty forty nine, by the way

[mild abyss]

ggs, mariners fans. Both teams went all out and fought till the very end. Much respect to the Mariners played a hell of a series and made it a battle.

[thorny patio]

Im in full on tears right now

[lost pine]

I'm not, I saw it coming after game 4

[silent barn]

A summary of my weekend/monday:

• Clemson gets embarrassed at home and drops to 3-4 (I was there in the 85F weather)
• The Giants blow a 18 point lead in 7 minutes and give up 33 points in a single quarter
• My fantasy team is stacked on injuries, Baker played terrible, and I literally do not have a WR
• The Blue Jays and Dodgers exist

Fucking kill me bro

[thorny patio]

But you're not a seattle fan, so it's not as bad for you as it is. For us right now.

Maybe for the first time since twenty fourteen, the seahawks can go to whatever the heck.It is and win that but even that I doubt

[solar night]

How can you not name the Super Bowl?

[thorny patio]

Because i'm crying over baseball

[silent barn]

Well of course

[solar night]

I'm sorry

[devout mesa]

I no longer care about baseball until next season

[thorny patio]

I wish I could drink rn but nope 2 years off of that

[devout mesa]

i mean at the very least

at least it's not Astros/Dodgers

[lost pine]

Congrats, Mariners! (2025) going up soon

[solar night]

The World Series is between the top 2 finishers in the Shohei Ohtani sweepstakes

[thorny patio]

I feel that would be better at this point

[midnight drift]

I love UTree.

[thorny patio]

Ohh, the dodgers are probably going to win the world series again.Because f****** dodgers pay to win

[solar night]

The Dodgers will be heavy favorites

[devout mesa]

tbf the Yankees were pay to win for a LONG time lmao

[thorny patio]

And they got all their players from us

[lost pine]

The Blue Jays are gonna get steamrolled

[devout mesa]

looking at you, A-Rod

[solar night]

The Yankees still stay afloat through constant spending

[lost pine]

We were gonna get steamrolled too but that's not the point

[silent barn]

He's great lmfao

[mild abyss]

yeah either team was gonna get destroyed

but let me hope

[thorny patio]

So unfortunately, that strike is looking more and more likely.

[devout mesa]

it would have been nice to see Seattle at least play in a World Series

[solar night]

It was just about getting to the World Series for the Mariners, yeah

[thorny patio]

But you got them from us so

I would have loved brewers mariners honestly

[solar night]

Vladdy is ALCS MVP

[mild abyss]

yea dude put on a hell of a show

[thorny patio]

When will we know normal m v p

At this point i'm just hoping for cal, but it's probably gonna be judge

Because at least something would be a win

[solar night]

In November

[devout mesa]

i should start paying attention to hockey

[silent barn]

College basketball in 2 weeks 🙏

My favorite sport

[lost pine]

At least the Seahawks are winning

And at least the Mariners didn't lose to the Yankees again

[thorny patio]

Till they're not

Knowing seattle's sports luck they'll blow it

[misty coyote]

As a person who’s baseball team sucks you care about baseball? The packers are on top of the nfc rn

[plucky barn]

Unrelated note

Cooper Kupp threw an INT

Why

[thorny patio]

Int?

[plucky barn]

Yes

Capslocked

[thorny patio]

Oh interception

[vale bramble]

I hope the Jays get swept

I hate the Dodgers but I hate the AL East rivals more

[silent barn]

Go meteoroid

[vale bramble]

Damp root with us

Team Meteor Strike

[lost pine]

Seahawks offense is trying to lose

But the Texans offense is also trying to lose and is doing it more convincingly

Seahawks offense is starting to catch up to the Texans offense's ineptitude

this is some of the most wretched football i have ever watched

[thorny patio]

Seahawks please win. Because if u win at least someone wins

[lost pine]

And our defense is getting gassed

that was awful

but we won

[thorny patio]

Thankfully

[normal flax]

Oh reminder to bench Mike Evans if you have him. He's not making 1k yards for the first time in his 12 year career.

[silent barn]

First time I do fantasy football and that happens to my guy 😭

He's gonna go to the IR probably but I need it to happen soon so I can snag someone on waivers

Otherwise I will probably just drop him because he will be out for majority of the season

[misty coyote]

also a reminder that the packers are the number one team in the nfc rn

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[misty coyote]

and i dont want to hear the "we didnt have are starting recievers in" you still have egbuka who is a number 1 reciever and the packers top 2 recievers arent in right now either

[scarlet cargo]

Pats and Colts back at the top of the AFC

AFC teams had like 6 years of peace. Now we're back baby

[misty coyote]

ill let the pats enjoy it while they can but the colts i want to do well since they have always had a bad roster and deserve to have good years of quarterback after the andrew luck tragedy

[thorny patio]

@lost pine in an alternative reality we win the ws and Dave is there to make the call

[plucky barn]

All it took for Indy to be good again was a QB with a large head

[solar night]

It's time to start wondering whether Rick Rizzs will get that chance before he retires

[solar night]

50 years ago today, the Reds and Red Sox played one of the most memorable games in MLB history: Game 6 of the 1975 World Series

[normal flax]

A very red game to a very blue game 50 years later

[scarlet cargo]

BASKETBALL IS BACK

[midnight drift]

Awww, Machand's all choked up over his TD Garden reception.

[solar night]

And so is the NBA on NBC. Featuring MJ!

[thorny patio]

https://www.mlb.com/news/kurt-suzuki-angels-manager?adobe_mc=TS%3D1761103084|MCMID%3D70027010001148506377510477062410210992|MCORGID%3DA65F776A5245B01B0A490D44%40AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=dark

New manager

And this

[warm flicker]

reminder that yall lost to the browns and tied with the cowboys 😹✌️

[misty coyote]

yet are still only a one loss team at the moment

[normal flax]

A tie counts as a lose just as much as a win. You don't really have only 1.

[devout mesa]

anything other than a win against the cowboys is a loss

and sometimes the wins are losses if you have to put in too much effort

we are a garbage franchise

[silent barn]

I can think of one other lousy franchise that plays in the NFC East...

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-giants-flag-giants-touchdown-giants-lets-go-giants-gif-7614289570138153316

[devout mesa]

you have won a super bowl this millennium

[silent barn]

I suppose that is true

It is absurd to think that the Giants are the most recent NY championship of the big four leagues

[devout mesa]

dallas has only had 3 since 1999

stars in 1999
mavs in 2011
rangers in 2023

[silent barn]

In my lifetime (2004 onward):
2007 Giants
2009 Yankees
2011 Giants

Only one I trulyy remember is the 2011 Giants winning the Super Bowl

When we became Tom Brady's father 😎

[devout mesa]

i guess if we're doing lifetime i'd have to add the cowboys in 1995, but I wasn't even 2 yet when that happened lol

so i guess technically i've seen all of the big 4 teams in dallas win a championship

but i don't really remember the stars, and i definitely don't remember the cowboys lol

rangers should have had 2010 and/or 2011 but that was pure pain

absolute shambles

[silent barn]

We will see you... tomorrow night

[scarlet cargo]

Oh we’re talking championships during our lifetime?

[normal flax]

Shame there are no Falcons fans here

[scarlet cargo]

Pats: 2001, 2003, 2004, 2014, 2016, 2018
Sox: 2004, 2007, 2013, 2018
Bruins: 2011
Celtics: 2008, 2024

Revs:

[normal flax]

We only talking pros or do colleges count?

Bucs: 2002, 2021
Bolts: 2004, 2020, 2021
Rays: Third times the charm
UCF: 2017

[solar night]

Pats: 2004, 2014, 2016, 2018
Sox: 2004, 2007, 2013, 2018
Nats: 2019
I only remember the ones from 2013 onward, but we only made a big deal out of the Sox and Nats' most recent championships. I didn't really watch the 2013 World Series

And I wouldn't call myself a Patriots fan, but my Dad maybe is

[vale bramble]

I hate this…i hate everything about this very true and not false statement

[silent barn]

You can count college too sure

I was alive for both of Clemon's natties in the 2010s, but only started rooting for them since 2020 cause that's when I actually began having a connection to the college

[devout mesa]

Texas in 2005

that's it, that's the only natty by any FBS (DI-A) Texas school in my lifetime.

there are smaller Texas schools (including mine) that have won a natty in FCS/D2/D3, but still

none of the big boys

[normal flax]

Yes Im putting down 2017 UCF. NCAA officially recognizes it so it counts.

[misty coyote]

for me its the Packers in 2010 and thats pretty much it, minnesota teams dont win championships

well unless you count the lynx titles

all since 2011

[silent barn]

Out of curiosity, what made you a Packers fan and not a Vikings?

[misty coyote]

the viking sucking

[silent barn]

I mean fair

[devout mesa]

every team will have its day

except the Jets

also, very hot take:

Daniel Jones is on track for both MVP and Comeback Player of the Year

although the season is still young

but at this point, he's definitely near the top of the list for both lol

would be insane to win both in the same year

[vale bramble]

Again….a very true statement that i hate

It just shows how bad our o-line was for him

Because dude is outperforming the world right now

[misty coyote]

aren’t we about halfway through the year at this point?

[devout mesa]

oh shit you're right

feels like it just started lmao

i guess technically next week is the halfway point

since there's 18 weeks of the regular season now

week 8 and the cowboys have 3 wins

highest valued sports franchise in the world btw

[solar night]

MLB seeing increased postseason viewership in U.S., Canada and Japan
Two of these have an easy explanation

The increase over last year in the US is 13% though. That is significant

[normal flax]

Baseball had grown in to be a bigger sport in Japan

[silent barn]

It has always been the most popular sport in Japan though

But yeah it has grown more

[scarlet cargo]

Yoooo NBA player and coach arrested for gambling stuff

[vale bramble]

The amount of problems sports related gambling has caused professionals the past few years is getting out of hand

[scarlet cargo]

It’s only gonna get worse too

[solar night]

Not Terry of "OH YEAH TERRY TWO BEAUTIES" fame and Chauncey 😭

Chauncey's last name has always stood out to me, cause like, shouldn't it be Phillips?

[silent barn]

If you're doing fantasy basketball, consider picking up Rozier

I've heard he knows which game is gonna be a big hit for your team /s

[vale bramble]

https://www.carlsgolfland.com/odyssey-happy-gilmore-2-hockey-stick-putter

@scarlet cargo @devout mesa

👀

Got an email they’re in stock

[scarlet cargo]

I want it so bad but no way am I dropping $500

[vale bramble]

Same same…especially this time of year coming up >_>

like…i would

But…holidays

[devout mesa]

yeah that's way out of my putter budget lol

[solar night]

The publicly known allegations against him do not involve him personally betting on spprts

I know that many people on Twitter must have made jokes about him doing that. They might misguide people, in a classic Twitter move

[thorny patio]

I saw us talking about wins of theirs sports thing
Seahawks: 2014
Sounders: 2019
Reign: n/a (first year as a team was 2012)
Storm: 2020
Kraken: n/a (first year was 2021)
Mariners: n/a (first years was 1977, they have no excuse)
Basketball: technically 1979 (but they aren't a seattle team anymore)

[midnight drift]

I'd love to know why the Lightning game is so early tonight

[thorny patio]

what time did it start

[midnight drift]

6:45pm

Usually we start at 8pm

[warm flicker]

cardinals: n/a (only counting super bowls)
suns: n/a
diamondbacks: 2001
coyotes: n/a (and don’t exist anymore)
mercury: 2007, 2009, 2014
arizona sports are so good!! ❤️‍🔥

[silent barn]

I'm aware

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[misty coyote]

Vikings haven’t been having a good night so far

[vale bramble]

oh right...

i keep forgetting about thursday night football

[misty coyote]

Yeah you can watch it on twitch for free

[misty coyote]

Accurate description of the Vikings defense

[misty coyote]

It’s days like today that make me glad I’m a packer fan

[thorny patio]

Who's the "and we're the cleveland browns" playing

[thorny patio]

Me as a seattle fan

[devout mesa]

i'm losing in fantasy and my opponent hasn't had anyone play yet 💀

[silent barn]

😭 oh no

I kinda had the opposite situation, my opponent had 3 guys play last night and they only combined for 20 points

Wish I started Herbert though he's been on fire lately

[normal flax]

How are we worse than the Ducks...

4-2-1 vs 1-4-2

[thorny patio]

Yooo

[devout mesa]

Cam Skattebo getting fined for violating SOMEONE ELSE'S concussion protocol is peak humor

[wide cape]

Skattebo more like Skibidi

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-minions-popcorn-day-laugh-gif-5026739

[midnight drift]

Well, I have no idea-

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE CAMERA

Anyways, I have no idea who to cheer for for the World Series.

[midnight drift]

Snell is throwing balls like CRAZYY

Snell's gonna have 100 pitches by the 3rd.

[midnight drift]

WHAT A GREEDY FUCKER. WHY WOULD YOU GO FOR THIRD?

[mild abyss]

I think Springer was out anyways

[mild abyss]

LETS FUCKING GO VARSHO !!!

[mild abyss]

BARGER GRANDDD SLAMMM!! HE BLOWS IT OPEN!!!!

[lost pine]

The Dodgers are getting stomped

You love to see it

[solar night]

Seeing the Blue Jays take a series lead at any point was not something I expected, but I support it

[thorny patio]

Definitely

[thorny patio]

I'm sorry flames fans

[misty coyote]

Great half of football against our rivals 😂

Out qb is going OFF

[mild abyss]

As a flames fan we love this

Been waiting for them to tank for years

[proper zealot]

Colorado just played the worst half of football I've ever seen

[thorny patio]

Boo

[thorny patio]

Honestly, not surprising, considering it's a team in colorado.
-# looks at my favorite underdogs colorado rockies

[thorny patio]

This is for the dodgers

[vale bramble]

cries in fantasy football

[silent barn]

NDSU is a weapon in the FCS its crazy

[misty coyote]

yes but this year we havent scored less than 35 points against a team

this is one of the best years by ANY fcs program

even in a conference as hard as the missouri valley conference in the fcs

the bison had like 3 or 4 breakaway touchdowns against a jackrabbits team that is supposed to have a very good defense

[vale bramble]

Got home just in time to watch the Giants score

Unfortunately i have to suffer through Tom Brady commentary

[scarlet cargo]

hey that's the 🐐 you're talking about

also he has never had plastic surgery 👍

[vale bramble]

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

TUSH PUSH GARBAGE!!!

That was a FUMBLE!!!!

Fucking moron ass refs!!!

Such an illegal ass play bro

So fhckung dumb

[scarlet cargo]

that's 100% a fumble wtf

straight up ripped it out of his hands

[vale bramble]

I fucking hate nfl refs

This HAS to be overturned as a fumble

So fucking dumb bro

[scarlet cargo]

giants have a legit grievance with the league at this point

[silent barn]

Of course Barkley scores off of that BS drive too

Playing against him in fantasy this shit sucks

[vale bramble]

Skat’s hurt

Season officially over

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

[silent barn]

I’m numb bro

[vale bramble]

Idk even know why i’m still watching

It’s The Eagles and The Refs vs The Giants

[solar night]

NFL referees have way too much to look at on every play and have to make so many judgments like "was that enough contact for a penalty?" Can't we get more referees per game?

Maybe they're just bad, I'm not an expert

[vale bramble]

Tom Brady at least on our side today

The refs so fkn bad

Another missed call

[plucky barn]

Having confidence in the Giants should be illegal

[vale bramble]

Never confidence

Only false hope

Zero momentum

All gone

[scarlet cargo]

Drake Maye is the GOAT

[vale bramble]

Can he be our Running Back?

Now saquon is hurt

Giants defense trash

[normal flax]

There's the Falcons I know

[plucky barn]

Lmao no TD

Peak Brad Rogers

[misty coyote]

wait the jets actually won?

[silent barn]

Against all odds

[scarlet cargo]

I got World Cup tickets 🙂

[normal flax]

Bangels will now get three loses.

[normal flax]

Norris P1, Leclarc P2, Verstappen P3, OLLIE FREAKING BEARMAN P4

[solar night]

Every team has won a game and lost a game

⚖️

[midnight drift]

I cannot believe my fantasy site told me to play Olave.

What a huge mistake

[mild abyss]

SO close to a podium 💔

was running p3 for alot of the race too

[vale bramble]

on a similar note, i'm glad i didn't trade for skattebo two weeks ago that would have lost me Saquon, but at the same time... why??????

[midnight drift]

Yeah, I saw the whole Skattebo thing. Giants are fuckin CURSED.

[thorny patio]

Aw man the "we're the cleveland browns" lost

But the jets won by a single point

[normal flax]

idk if the second pit stopped the P3 but for sure the P4 was his to lose

Also a Bucs win into a bye week

[misty coyote]

Packers are winning 😄

Also I forgot the packers 27 year old blessing

All the packers Super Bowl winning quarterbacks have won it when they were 27

Jordan love has the opportunity

To do the FUNNIEST thing

[lost pine]

I think it's their year

[misty coyote]

im not gonna say that earlly we arent the cowboys

[devout mesa]

but it is our year

[normal flax]

It is our year (to mimic the Rays and be in and out of hospital)

[vale bramble]

As a Giants fan who knows the Dallas Cowboys still have Jerry Jones as their owner, it is neither of our years

[thorny patio]

I'm sorry giants fans

I'm pretty sure an ankle is not supposed to look like that

[vale bramble]

No…not it is not

[normal flax]

Could be worse. Could be the knee. flashbacks

[thorny patio]

Who?
-# you picked my curiosity

Peaked not picked

[vale bramble]

As Giants fans we never thought Skat’s career was going to be very long due to his playstyle.

But uh…this certainly wasn’t how we thought it was going to derail

[normal flax]

Im referencing MicKenze Milton. Dude was on track to being a first round QB pick and his knee got obliterated.

Can't play football now because of it.

[solar night]

We have been kicked out of Skatman's World

[solar night]

No, only Favre and Rodgers. Bart Starr was 33 and 34

[misty coyote]

still works

[solar night]

Oh, I see

All of their Super Bowl winning quarterbacks won a championship at 27

[solar night]

Someone reminded me that today is the sports equinox

[midnight drift]

THAT ONE IS GONE

GOODBYE

SOLO HOMER FOR THE DODGERS

Wow, this Commanders / Chiefs game is completely inept.

[midnight drift]

AND A THREE RUN HOMER FOR THE BLUE JAYS

[scarlet cargo]

oh my god Ohtani

[solar night]

Ohtani is playing on Beginner difficulty

[vale bramble]

Why is he getting pitched to with no one on base?

Who is arguably the most dangerous hitter in the world series? Ohtani. Why is he being pitched to like a normal guy?

[scarlet cargo]

dude that's exactly what i said

why throw anything even close to the plate

it was a fastball middle in lmao

[vale bramble]

I haven’t watched a single second since the yankees lost but i clicked the video highlight. There’s no one on base. What are they doing???

He hit a homerun earlier in the game

He’s ON IT

[mild abyss]

We’ve thrown so many opportunities tonight geez

Can’t believe Schneider didnt walk ohtani, hope he’ll do it this time

[scarlet cargo]

if they throw to Ohtani

Toronto should be burned to the ground

[mild abyss]

Holy this game.

[scarlet cargo]

Watching in bed

Stupid World Series making me stay up late

[mild abyss]

Gotta wake up in 4 hours the jays better make this worth it

[thorny patio]

What benches (bench mostly for Toronto) and what pen??

They way we still be in extras even if it was seattle lol 😭

[silent barn]

Same