Im still lost
#Sports Megathread
thorny patio
lost pine
It would be very Mariners to go to extras again
thorny patio
It would be very Mariners to go to extras again
Sooo
I fear i've seen this before, except it was eighteen innings
lost pine
I just had to say something
thorny patio
To be fair, they've also been cursing it.The entire game cuz they keep bringing up the incident of the eighteen innings thing.So to be fair, it's on the announcers, not you.I'm blaming the announcers.Don't worry, because why did you have to keep bringing it up, guys
lost pine
thorny patio
Hey its game one not 3
lost pine
True
thorny patio
All we need to do is get a run.And we win the game and we don't have to play eighteen innings
Oh wait we stopped having ghost runner rule
devout mesa
ruh roh
devout mesa
oh ok i won't spoil
thorny patio
Oh no
Yay middle of inning. (I pulled up mlb app)
Who needs pitchers? Apparently neither of us
That's an era.
lost pine
Cmon Julio
thorny patio
I dont trust him
lost pine
Ok he got on base
lost pine
Oh brother
lost pine
We're gonna have so much fun trying to hit off of skubal...
thorny patio
@lost pine look who the manager of the tigers then 2017 houston astros
midnight drift
A national anthem so bad, it actually woke me up.
normal flax
P1 Russel, P2 Verstappen, P3 Norris, McLaren Constructor Champions
midnight drift
normal flax
Also
solar night
How many players did Tampa Bay have on the ice after this?
misty coyote
8 on ice and bench
8 people aren’t supposed to be on the ice at once 
normal flax
8 people aren’t supposed to be on the ice at once <:YEP:846137778735808562>
Im talking combined. 5 on ice and 3 benched at the end.
misty coyote
Im talking combined. 5 on ice and 3 benched at the end.
I know I’m joking
devout mesa
lmao ball hit the skycam in the cowboys game
pass was blocked by the defender and flew backwards straight into it
vale bramble
Dart looking good so far 
My fantasy team is fucked i have so many players out or injured but w/e
is what it is
The future!
It’s so bright 
silent barn
This week is punt week for me in fantasy
Jacobs and Bijan both on bye + Malik out of the season
I’m cooked lmfaoo
midnight drift
CJ Stroud currently has over triple the rushing yards of Derrick Henry.
HOLY SHIT. So, the Colts kicker was injured, and then--completely unintentionally--the Raiders punter (who is playing the Colts) got injured as well.
silent barn
My fantasy team is actually tanking right now
I mean it is expected but man
This is uglyyy
devout mesa
same
my dumb ass drafted Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry as my 9th and 12th picks
i'd love to trade with someone in my league, but i have nobody worth trading lmao
midnight drift
NO ONE CANNOT TELL ME THAT RICO DOWDLE IS NOT AMAZING
devout mesa
misty coyote
Giants are fucking miserable to watch
and the eagles threw their game hard
mild abyss
Just got home and holy it’s 5-0??
silent barn
Giants are fucking miserable to watch
They aren’t the only New York team that’s miserable to watch
vale bramble
I’m glad i’m not home to watch and i also deleted the app last week
No notifications no stress
plucky barn
They aren’t the only New York team that’s miserable to watch
They are called the Jets
(I know)
9/12
K
mild abyss
GRAND SLAM VLADDY IS BACK !!!!
silent barn
They are called the Jets
I mean you're not wrong
Welp time to play some video games instead
Yankees/Giants/My fantasy squad with a solid 0-3 day 🔥🔥🔥
mild abyss
Is this even a postseason game anymore cause geez…
silent barn
Game is so bad I decided I'm gonna do homework that's due Thursday instead
Look how they've ruined me GG
I can't even make fun of Juan Soto's instagram post that he's going to Cancun
Thanks a lot Yankees
mild abyss
I can't even make fun of Juan Soto's instagram post that he's going to Cancun
Was that actually real
silent barn
Yes LMFAO
mild abyss
That’s INSANE 😭
silent barn
The dude actually posted a photo of him flying to Cancun I mean you cannot make this up 😭
X
mild abyss
I thought for sure that was fake, I can’t believe it
silent barn
Yeah no does he not realize that the joke is writing itself
Don't get me wrong the Yankees will be joining him soon
But man this is hilarious in its own way
mild abyss
Even funnier considering he’s on the Mets
silent barn
Yeah actually lol
Don't get me wrong I hate the Blue Jays but you guys are a relentless team
Seriously you guys have just dominated us this season
mild abyss
Im shocked the yanks played this bad though, the pitching and offence was decent in the wildcard
Apart from the 1st game
silent barn
I think a big problem is the Blue Jays are just a terrible match up for the Yanks
Like the Blue Jays pitching is designed to kill them LOL
Also a clear struggle playing on the road
Yanks were like 1-6 in Canada this year
It had the writing on the wall that this was not going to be a great matchup for NY basically
midnight drift
God, it makes me sad that that Ladd McConkey play is gonna be taken off the board. That was one of the coolest things I've seen in a long time.
mild abyss
It had the writing on the wall that this was not going to be a great matchup for...
The big problem for us was the pitching. Broadcast kept on talking about how our pitchers gave up ALOT of HOMERUNS in September, and it could be a problem if they matched up with us
But it’s been lights out for out pitching
Im just shocked the offence just crumbled
silent barn
I think the offense just was neutralized by the splitter
Seriously this team is incapable of hitting splitters
Well forget about hitting them, they are incapable of laying off on them too
mild abyss
Well Gausmans a splitter guy so that makes sense
silent barn
So the problem is that Gausman and Yesavage are just punishing the Yanks because of this
Yeah
Like I said the perfect kind of pitching against the Yanks
Idk if it will get you guys past the ALCS but it was definitely a favorable matchup in the ALDS
mild abyss
Honestly didn’t know that they couldn’t hit splitters, makes more sense
mild abyss
Idk if it will get you guys past the ALCS but it was definitely a favorable matc...
I hope so 🙏 (unless we throw the alds)
mild abyss
💔
silent barn
Despite the Cal Raleigh/Aaron Judge MVP race I'm pulling for Seattle
I have family out there and they are M's fans
vale bramble
If not the Stankees, no one from the AL east preferably
silent barn
I hope so 🙏 (unless we throw the alds)
Something would have to go deeply wrong for you guys not to make the ALCS LOL
silent barn
Yeah that would be crazy...
mild abyss
If not the Stankees, no one from the AL east preferably
Makes sense I was the same last year
We are a Toronto team soooo 🤷
silent barn
😭 I fear you must be diagnosed with being a Maple Leafs fan
mild abyss
Thank god im not 😭😭
vale bramble
Diagnosed!!!
silent barn
lmfaooo
vale bramble
lost pine
12 isnt enough, i want more
silent barn
Im a flames fan which doesn’t make it any better.
Oh that was kinda dumb of me to not realize that you may not be a Leafs fan because all of Canada pulls for the Jays
I sometimes forget that an entire country roots for one team LOL
mild abyss
I think so too, it’s pretty big over here too
Vancouver would be nice, good rivals to the Mariners
silent barn
12 isnt enough, i want more
silent barn
Vancouver would be nice, good rivals to the Mariners
That would make sense
lost pine
Yeah you guys need a second team honestly
vancouver please
silent barn
I never realized how many Blue Jays fans are here honestly
We just need an O's fan and we'll have the whole AL East covered
mild abyss
That would be so cool 😭😭
silent barn
Yankees: Zi, Gorm, Matt
Blue Jays: Bread, Doggo, Derk
Rays: DJ
Red Sox: Damp
Think that's everyone who is like pretty active in here and an AL East fan
vale bramble
@ mattwowbl is also one of us
vale bramble
WalterWhite is a Red Sox fan as well with Damp
silent barn
Good news btw we aren't getting no-hit 🔥🔥🔥
mild abyss
The throw begins
silent barn
If you guys blow a 12 run lead...
vale bramble
Dare
silent barn
LOL
mild abyss
I will never watch the jays again if that happens
silent barn
If we somehow bring it within 5 (we wont) I'll turn the tv back on
silent barn
https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660
Slow your horses buddy the greatest comeback is about to happen...
vale bramble
So Rodon at home
And then Schlit at home
And then back to Oh Canada to flop all over again
Sound game plan
mild abyss
Uh oh it’s happening
normal flax
mild abyss
Yeah we’re throwing
lost pine
Hey I've seen this one
mild abyss
Classic jays throwing
mild abyss
Hey I've seen this one
2022 wildcard flashbacks 😭😭🙏
silent barn
Oh wtf we scored some runs
vale bramble
Yeah right? I checked back in to see the what the word was
And we scored 
Not completely dead in the water
Sort of but not buried yet
silent barn
Yeah no nails on the coffin just yet I guess lmao
vale bramble
Ok now the game’s over. 3 more outs is unreachable
normal flax
Bucs did it again
lost pine
Sam Darnold lost us the game bruh
normal flax
4-1 
plucky barn
Bonk
If I had a nickel for everytime Seattle did something stupid in the final minute I'd have two nickels
Also the Sunday games have been really bad
lost pine
Except that one
plucky barn
Yes
For reference the games I got this morning were Baltimore v Houston/ Dallas v NY Jets
normal flax
Also thats win #4 for the Bucs won within the last minute of the game.
really just means we need to work on our late game defense
lost pine
Yknow what I can't even be mad at Darnold he played a great game until the last throw
We wouldn't have been in that situation if the defense didn't suck
mild abyss
Ggs! I don’t like how we played at the end there and it’s concerns me a bit for Tuesday but we’ll see.
lost pine
Pretty evenly matched passing game
That was a fantastic game
GGs
I'm not even that mad we lost that was a hell of an experience
midnight drift
THE FUNNY RED BIRDS CHOKED
thorny patio
YAY JAYS
midnight drift
Kevin Harlan always makes the games like 40% better.
lost pine
Honestly my favorite Seahawks game that we didn't win
midnight drift
It's a shame all anyone is gonna talk about when it comes to Darnold is the fact that he got intercepted at the end.
Tragic, because he had a GREAT game.
lost pine
Yeah, the loss was definitely on the defense
You can't give up 38 points and expect to win
midnight drift
And the Buccs are injured as fuck. I was expecting the Seahawks to win.
lost pine
Egbuka ran all over our secondary
midnight drift
Egbuka's gonna be the new Evans.
They just showed the Sam Darnold scramble near the end of the game in the top 5 plays of the day.
devout mesa
my team balled out
and by "out" i mean they were better off being out of the stadium
silent barn
I'm not going to win in fantasy this week but all things considered
Could have gotten wayy worse
Both Bijan and Jacobs on bye week and Malik out and I scored 124 points
Moral victory I guess but better than playing like garbage
scarlet cargo
in Drake Maye we trust 
midnight drift
normal flax
Meme dealer bogo
thorny patio
@lost pine look we actually hit off of him
thorny patio
Yeah that's that's definitely a ball
normal flax
devout mesa
wait i forgot to post this one too
lost pine
This is literally just yesterday's game again
thorny patio
This is literally just yesterday's game again
We hope for a new picture.We hope they go to their pen.And we can hit runs off of them, but we've already done that.But they just happened to hit a double off of us
Haha new pitcher
So we need to hold them off now
lost pine
Lead back let's go
scarlet cargo
hahaha Pats gonna win this
thorny patio
Yo we win
lost pine
Win!
scarlet cargo
Bills are trash
misty coyote
Bills are trash
How many wins do y’all have against the bills in the last 5 years remind me
scarlet cargo
doesnt matter we win
thorny patio
The jays got more runs then 3 teams in nfl
thorny patio
Bills are trash
Nah. That's the ravens and chargers with 10 points in their respected games they played, and the raiders got 6 points.
lost pine
The Jays scored more runs in their 2 games than the Bills, Jets, Titans, Cardinals, Broncos, Eagles, Giants, Vikings, Raiders, Ravens, Chargers, and Browns did this week
misty coyote
The jays got more runs then 3 teams in nfl
6 if you count the ones on bye
thorny patio
Its best of 5 for this set of postseason games right
vale bramble
normal flax
vale bramble
normal flax
Also no undefeated teams but 6 teams 4-1.
devout mesa
going to be watching the South Florida vs North Texas game like a hawk on friday
if North Texas can pull off the win (they're undefeated so far), they might be in the top 25 for the first time in program history
so that's big hype
vale bramble
scarlet cargo
apparently he said he didnt even remember getting stabbed
hope this is a wake up call to lay off the booze
cuz i dont think i could possibly get drunk enough to start an altercation, get stabbed, and not realize it
vale bramble
Hope this is a wake up call to all Jets players…don’t drink the sauce 
silent barn
going to be watching the South Florida vs North Texas game like a hawk on friday...
The American this year is lowkey a solid conference
USF, Memphis, and UNT all seem to be very good
normal flax
going to be watching the South Florida vs North Texas game like a hawk on friday...
You want fries with that copium?
midnight drift
USF's pretty good too, though, and apparently, they usually suck.
misty coyote
ISTG Brian Thomas better get at least 12 points
silent barn
LETS GOOOOO CHIEFS SCREW TREVOR LAWRENCE
There are very very few times I would pull for the chiefs
Today is not one of them
misty coyote
screw the chiefs
silent barn
^
solar night
It's honestly amazing how justified it is to hate the Chiefs
silent barn
It's incredibly easy to
They are the Houston Astros of the NFL
Originally no one had any strong feelings to them until recently
solar night
With the Astros, it's just the cheating and the weak apology, but with the Chiefs, it's several things
Altuve should not have been one of the people who went up to that microphone and apologized. He didn't cheat, and there is concrete evidence to support that claim
solar night
ESPN just lost half its audience by showing Jimmy Kimmel advertise his show. Outstanding move
(it was actually about 30 minutes ago)
midnight drift
THAT CATCH BY HUNTER
midnight drift
THAT TOUCHDOWN BY THE DEFENSE
silent barn
🔥🔥🔥
lost pine
People are sleeping on Jacksonville
thorny patio
This is one of Seattle's pitcher's cat
midnight drift
Very adorable
What is NOT adorable is Mahomes trying to play heroball like an idiot.
thorny patio
I think one of our announcers has a cheetos sponsorship.
scarlet cargo
lmao refs trying their best
mild abyss
Chourio just broke the game wide open against the cubs!
wide cape
scarlet cargo
WHAT A THROW
lost pine
The Jags aren't a pushover anymore
They're good
I just saw the game winning touchdown.
What.
silent barn
CHIEFS LOSE 🥳🥳🥳
thorny patio
Do you normally have twelve pitchers on a postseason team?
scarlet cargo
Do you normally have twelve pitchers on a postseason team?
26 players, at most 13 can be pitchers
thorny patio
Yay milwaukee
devout mesa
normal flax
Side note: how did the Jags suddenly get good?
devout mesa
smart drafting, imo
one of the youngest rosters in the league, and the biggest names are finally adjusted to the pros
misty coyote
one of the youngest rosters in the league, and the biggest names are finally adj...
POV packers
vale bramble
“The first hearing in the Mark Sanchez case took place this morning, and as expected, it did not go well for the defendant.
“Never, in my fifty years of service to this court,” the judge began, voice trembling with fury,
“have I seen such reckless, arrogant, and outright idiotic behavior as what I witnessed in the footage before this hearing.”
Sanchez sat slumped at the defense table, eyes fixed on the floor.
“The act was so pointlessly destructive… so absurdly avoidable… I struggle to even find words. The sheer audacity of it. The lack of awareness. The disregard for the chaos it caused…” The judge shook his head.
“Frankly, I’ve seen murderers sit in that very seat and thought more of them than I do of you right now.”
Sanchez’s attorney opened his mouth to object...
“YOU’LL GET YOUR TURN,” the judge snapped.
“This is MY time, sir. I’ll let you know when I’m done addressing your waste of talent client.”
He paused, sweating, then continued:
“An entire city watched in horror. Millions of witnesses. The act replayed endlessly on national television. Families traumatized. Children crying. And you… you just stood there, dazed, staring at the aftermath like you didn’t even know what you’d done.”
The courtroom fell dead silent.
The judge leaned forward, voice dropping to a near whisper.
“Tell me, Mr. Sanchez… what were you thinking... charging headfirst into your own lineman’s ass cheeks on live television?”
A collective gasp swept the gallery.
From the back, a man murmured, “Wait… is he talking about the Butt Fumble?”
“Silence in the court!” the judge roared, slamming his gavel.
Sanchez’s attorney rubbed his temples. “Your honor… we’ve been trying to move past that night for over a decade.”
The judge glared, unblinking. “Not in MY courtroom you haven’t. Now, we’re going to have a dialogue about that disgusting fumble... on record. And THEN…” He leaned back in his chair.
“…we’ll discuss how many years your client’s getting for assaulting that poor man just trying to do his job. A task your client failed at spectacularly, while playing for the New York Jets.”
sattire obv
normal flax
thorny patio
Are the rain delay rules different for postseason then normal season?
vale bramble
I swear he’s gonna jinx us 😭😭
He’s waiting for Juan Soto to check in to his hotel. They had to make sure he was who he said he was after he signed with the Mets.
vale bramble
Oh shit i forgot tonight is opening night for the NHL
Because it started at 5pm est 🙃 a time literally no one is off work for
vale bramble
My old co-worker is at the game to see the banner drop
midnight drift
Happy Hockey opening day everyonen
thorny patio
Rain delay for us
So I sent this at 1:37 pm (pst) its 4 pm (pst) they are just now starting. It was a 1:08 pm (pst) start, or at least it was supposed to be lol.
mild abyss
just got back from class, close game so far.
mild abyss
this is the most aggressive running I've seen them do all season
scarlet cargo
that play at the plate was electric
mild abyss
for real, vladdy is just insane this series
scarlet cargo
lol what is this call
oh wait no i agree with that
complaining that the laces on the catchers mitt hit the glove after he already caught the ball lol
mild abyss
Uh oh we’re throwing
thorny patio
Not who I would've picked seattle but ok
This stands. Why the fuck that guy, SEATTLE???
This was the guy we went with before we went to muñoz
lost pine
scarlet cargo
yoooo
thorny patio
https://tenor.com/view/seattle-mariners-mariner-moose-slide-sliding-mariners-gif...
1 more win needed
For this one
mild abyss
Absolutely Throwing
thorny patio
Im so scared for tomorrow
scarlet cargo
damn
mild abyss
You know it’s bad when jazz hits a home run
silent barn
🎷🎷🎷
vale bramble
I love Jazz’s instant bat throw
thorny patio
What was that jays??
mild abyss
All the confidence is crushed
mild abyss
Fucking hell. this series is going to game 5
thorny patio
Rats
vale bramble
Game 5
thorny patio
Well first game 4 tomorrow
thorny patio
We have updated numbers 👀
normal flax
Former Nintendo IP Mariners really gonna do it?
*Doesn't expect them to beat either AL East team
lost pine
I already said I'd rather lose to Toronto than the damn Yankees again
thorny patio
Former Nintendo IP Mariners really gonna do it?
Technically we still have a partnership with them. Say hi to (the teal i dislike) our darn patches
thorny patio
I already said I'd rather lose to Toronto than the damn Yankees again
Hey its not the dang astros tho
Oh jets fans u ok over there?
lost pine
Hey its not the dang astros tho
Did you see the dump 61 here guy
thorny patio
Did you see the dump 61 here guy
Yeah
lost pine
Legend
mild abyss
What a crazy coincidence that was lol
normal flax
Also this popped up
silent barn
Don't show that to greatjob 🫣
devout mesa
nah it's fine, UNT has this ezpz
silent barn
We got BC on the road next
Took care of washed Belichick last Saturday so gotta keep the momentum and get back to .500
After that we have SMU at home
devout mesa
my college has more conference wins than Texas so far
silent barn
Texas is back!
devout mesa
we owe Quinn Ewers an apology
silent barn
Honestly I'm not much of a Texas hater as most of cfb fans are
silent barn
we owe Quinn Ewers an apology
That is true though
silent barn
I don't have any reason to hate A&M but I really love watching them lose in embarrassing fashion
silent barn
That's wild
I'd say my hate list for cfb is usually like
Bama, Michigan, Ohio State all up there for sure
Obviously UofSC is our rival
But outside of them I'd also include like Georgia
devout mesa
A&M, Bama, Oklahoma, Midwestern State
that's my shit list, in order
i know Midwestern is D2, sue me
silent barn
Red river rivalry looks interesting this year given the storylines
I don't know if OU's QB is playing or not
silent barn
Oh dear haha
devout mesa
Texas is just as fraudulent as Clemson, if not worse
to be ranked at the very top at the start of the season
silent barn
Arch just doesn’t look like the person the world was promised
silent barn
Is Arch Manning the Bronny James of college football /s
devout mesa
I genuinely think he might be lmao
silent barn
Haha
devout mesa
I think his high school stats are completely irrelevant tbh
silent barn
In fairness Cade has not been playing up to the standard either
Klubnik’s high school numbers are crazy
devout mesa
hard to compare play style when you're playing schools basically like the baton rouge glee club or some shit
louisiana is not a high school football state lol
silent barn
hard to compare play style when you're playing schools basically like the baton ...
LOL
That’s hilarious 💀💀
devout mesa
speaking of high school stats
derrick fucking henry
he's been in the NFL since 2016
and still doesn't have as many career rushing yards as he had in high school
lost pine
Yippie we blew the lead
lost pine
At least it's still tied
silent barn
Go get em M’s
thorny patio
@lost pine did u see what guy they brought in
misty coyote
he's been in the NFL since 2016
He sat out his first year keeping in mind
mild abyss
HOLY tigers
silent barn
in brewers-cubs
Just saw a clip that’s a horrendous call
thorny patio
So the red sox had the Curse of the Bambino and the chicago cubs had the Curse of the Billy Goat???? What is wrong with your teams???
-# I say as a seattle fan.
scarlet cargo
i've seen 4 world series trophies as a sox fan so the curse of the Bambino is a distant memory
vale bramble
So the red sox had the Curse of the Bambino and the chicago cubs had the Curse o...
What’s wrong with our team is poor leadership from top to bottom
vale bramble
Oh i remember that like it was yesterday
That marlins postseason was wild from start to finish
It made no sense at all
That shit was clearly cursed
Because ain’t no way in hell does a Cubs fan do that on any normal given day
That man was possessed
devout mesa
Rangers had the curse of having to play in two different open-air stadiums since we were founded
didn't win a world series until we had a roof
2010 and 2011 were punishment for that god awful decision
still sad the rangers didn't play in the first world series in our new stadium lol
some day we'll win it at home and i'll be so hyped
final island
We got game 1 there and that was an awesome game
Also they were the Road Rangers of course they clinched it on the road
vale bramble
ok now we dead
no momentum left
we had none since the first inning
so terrible
bad fielding
no hitting
no baseball iq having ass team
no idea how to play in a meaningful game
silent barn
Welp
I don’t ever want to hear the Judge postseason choker allegations though
Dude was on fire this postseason I almost feel robbed knowing I won’t see him in the ALCS
mild abyss
Lukes is sooo clutch I love it
mild abyss
I don’t ever want to hear the Judge postseason choker allegations though
For sure he redeemed himself this year
vale bramble
our offense is so anemic and our defense is the most unclutch thing you've ever seen
Jazz is such a terrible second baseman
how did we get stuck with him when we tried to improve our defense
he's such a fucking bum
mild abyss
Defence has been good for you guys this series no?
I just started watching today’s game now so idk about now but
thorny patio
That man was possessed
When the cubs won in sixteen, that guy got a ring.
vale bramble
When the cubs won in sixteen, that guy got a ring.
He also got death threats so….that was the literal least they could have done for him
Guy couldnt walk out of his own apartment
thorny patio
He also got death threats so….that was the literal least they could have done fo...
True
I feel so bad for him
vale bramble
gg's JustaDoggo
i hope ya'll get railed in the ALCS....respectfully
we sure as shit didn't deserve getting this far
mild abyss
Hooold your horses Hoffman is coming up
lost pine
That's rough
solar night
That man was possessed
There were other fans reaching for that ball
vale bramble
bases loaded swings at the first terrible pitch he sees
solar night
So the red sox had the Curse of the Bambino and the chicago cubs had the Curse o...
The Yankees are not cursed
thorny patio
What's your score then right now?
solar night
What's your score then right now?
They're losing, and their season might be over, but that doesn't make a difference
With the Cubs, it was how long it took them to win another pennant. With the Red Sox, it was the ways they lost their most important games
The Yankees just can't come out on top in an era where the number of playoff teams has been increasing
From 8, to 10, to 12
It's never been so difficult to be the last team standing
silent barn
gg
solar night
THE YANKEES ARE GONE
mild abyss
Ggs guys! Good series
silent barn
NY sports will not have a chip in 2025 therefore extending the drought even longer 😔
solar night
https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660
I don't have to see this damn GIF again until at least March 
silent barn
I don't have to see this damn GIF again until at least March <:ShyPraise:1020495...
I mean sure but I’m not the one who normally posts it
vale bramble
Ggs guys! Good series
it really wasn't...in the kindest way i know how to say it...Fuck the Blue Jays...but ggs 🤝 And again...I hope y'all get embarassingly swept in the CS
silent barn
Cant believe I’m saying this but hopefully the Knicks can bring a championship back to NY
What a strange time we live in
solar night
Aaron Judge hit .500 this postseason with a 1.300 or so OPS
silent barn
Judge beat the postseason choker allegations at least
vale bramble
Cant believe I’m saying this but hopefully the Knicks can bring a championship b...
grasping for straws there
silent barn
Well the Giants aren’t looking competitive any time soon I fear
solar night
Hot take: Don't give up on the Mets
silent barn
Are we watching the same Mets?
Don’t get me wrong Cohen will throw another 300 million this offseason
solar night
Are we watching the same Mets?
Yes, but it was far from the best they could have been
silent barn
But as we learned money doesn’t buy championships
I mean if the Mets when the chip good for them but
mild abyss
it really wasn't...in the kindest way i know how to say it...Fuck the Blue Jays....
Fuck the Yankees too hope you guys don’t make the playoffs next year (respectfully) 🙏
silent barn
I don’t see the vision
silent barn
Fuck the Yankees too hope you guys don’t make the playoffs next year (respectful...
Hope Cal Raleigh can send you guys to Cancún (respectfully)
You can meet Soto there
We’re currently booking our tickets as we speak
solar night
Isn't Papi there too?
mild abyss
Papi must be ecstatic
vale bramble
Fuck the Yankees too hope you guys don’t make the playoffs next year (respectful...
respectfully 🤝 (we still homies. it's just baseball)
vale bramble
Hot take: Don't give up on the Mets
Never believe in the lolMets* there i fixed it for ya
mild abyss
respectfully 🤝 (we still homies. it's just baseball)
Ofc just a classic baseball rivalry 🤝
solar night
I know we don't talk about the WNBA here, but I think it's worth mentioning that 4-time MVP A'ja Wilson just won the championship on a game-winning shot with 0.3 seconds left
Legendary
thorny patio
Am I surprised during postseason that aaron boone didn't get ejected once???
vale bramble
Not for the lack of trying
Against red sox i’m surprised he didnt
And in this series i’m surprised he stayed quiet about home plate umps
But what was he gonna say when the real reason we took the L’s was our own offense
Umpires surely sucked hard, but playing as bad as we did the umps played a very minimal part in the outcome
solar night
Damp used to bet on WNBA
The announcer, whom I've heard calling Yankees games before, said "You bet!" when the ball went in 
silent barn
Ofc just a classic baseball rivalry 🤝
You guys are chill
Fun hanging out with you all and talking smack
But as Zi said it’s just a game at the end of the day so if I ever say something off color I don’t mean it
solar night
You guys are chill
And chill-ly because it's Toronto
Hold up. If the Mariners win Game 5, the ALCS will be Cats 4 life vs JustADoggo
The world's greatest rivalry, cats vs dogs, renewed
silent barn
I know we don't talk about the WNBA here, but I think it's worth mentioning that...
Damn what a shot
mild abyss
But as Zi said it’s just a game at the end of the day so if I ever say something...
Lmaooo I get it we all get mad at our teams (or others teams), just banter at the end of the day, and I love it. No offence taken at all 🤝
mild abyss
The world's greatest rivalry, cats vs dogs, renewed
Holy shit you’re right…
thorny patio
@lost pine did u see the seattle fan and the dirt eating superstition??
lost pine
No
lost pine
Seattle fans sure are making headlines
thorny patio
Right. At least it was only dirt, and not horse poop like that eagles fan
lost pine
Welcome to bread's fantasy team. All my runningbacks are getting hurt but you know who I need? Darren Waller.
silent barn
No fuckin way did the Dodgers just win like that
Dodgers/Blue Jays WS is still possible this is my personal hell
real rover
No fuckin way did the Dodgers just win like that
All the time in the world to throw to 1st
solar night
I wonder if he forgot there were two outs
The Phillies' postseason run just ended on that, in these times of mass rage. Worst case scenario for social media
I hate Phillies fans, but I'm staying away from that mess
midnight drift
Yeah, smack him on the back of the head when they're checking him for a concussion, Daboll.
midnight drift
He strikes me that way
vale bramble
No offensive instincts
silent barn
Yeah, smack him on the back of the head when they're checking him for a concussi...
The hell was he thinking 😭
Dart has really impressed me tbh
I was not sure what to think of when they drafted him
Excited to watch more of the guy
midnight drift
Yeah, Dart seems like he's pretty good
I can't wait for him to go to the Patriots and be the new Franchise QB.
silent barn
Who the hell is this team!!
thorny patio
scarlet cargo
any other based Skattebo starters?
vale bramble
I wish….someone else drafted him before me
silent barn
One of my friends in our league has him
Die eagles die LMFAOOOO
Did you just lose to the 1-4 NY Football Giants?
silent barn
This is my super bowl
silent barn
If we could actually have competent coaching and ownership our future looks bright with Dart and Skattebo
midnight drift
Man, the Eagles have lost the plot entirely.
silent barn
What a night for philly
Phillies get eliminated by a walk off error and the Eagles get embarrassed by the 1-4 Giants 🔥
vale bramble
Philly burning the city down tonight
Philadelphia deserves a day like today
Dumbest flag ever
Stupidest fucking flag ever
midnight drift
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT TAUNTING
devout mesa
What a great time to have Skat on my roster
vale bramble
What a great day to hate the city of philadelphia
devout mesa
TRUE
scarlet cargo
devout mesa
Idk how my dad dealt with it growing up. He's a life long Cowboys fan, but grew up in Philly lol
thorny patio
Cubs win. Two sudden death games this weekend
wide cape
midnight drift
Well. The Mean Green are lookin pretty damn good, I must say
midnight drift
SIX TURNOVERS IN THE FIRST HALF OF THIS MEAN GREEN / BULLS GAME
devout mesa
not to be rude, but
what kind of a goofy ass name is "Chas Nimrod"
i haven't been to a UNT game since they built the new stadium
another pick lmao
solar night
Wait, I thought the WNBA finals ended
Now they're over lol
thorny patio
Excuse me, we're bringing in who in the eight to pitch???
@lost pine am I reading that pitch name right or am I going crazy?
lost pine
I'm at work
thorny patio
Ah fair
lost pine
We aren't going to extras again are we
thorny patio
We aren't going to extras again are we
Ummmmm..... Maybe
mild abyss
Uh oh lead off double
misty coyote
GO MARINERS
thorny patio
My brain is so broken rn
scarlet cargo
mariners gonna do it
thorny patio
2 our
Out
Cal
Please
Booo
No they tjroenunf to that guy he sucks
Throwing
I see
They wanted to risk it on julio cuz. They know julio sucks and julio shouldn't honestly be hitting third, but they have julio.Hitting third, because they want julio to be hitting third, even though they shouldn't be having julio.Hit third.He should be like bottom of the lineup.
lost pine
And here we go again
thorny patio
Ah shit here we go again
I'm curious to see who we have pitchy cuz last guy with logie
Logan Gilbert btw
Was the pitcher in the 10th
Still pitcher
Cal buddy
mild abyss
ooop 2nd no outs
mild abyss
ughhh detroit threw thattt
lost pine
Naylor save us
thorny patio
Naylor save us
Anyone on seattle
Please
Any hr rn would be so great
From Seattle
Oh no 2 outs
misty coyote
Please Seattle finish it and win
lost pine
Make it stop please
thorny patio
We are the first team this postseason to go past eleven innings
mild abyss
holy a nail biter
misty coyote
Heart attack episode 3
thorny patio
Leaving Logan in i see
Or not?
Honestly they lost me when they brought in MUÑOZ in the 8th
HIM??? His era is 8.10
It could have been the guy with 40.50 era
So we need to get two outs without advancing anybody is what i'm seeing
We're being dangerous is what i'm seeing, and I do not like this
We need to do something this inning
mild abyss
detroit THROWING geez come on
solar night
Don't pay attention to ERAs this postseason yet @thorny patio
Those are the ERAs that the app tells you
thorny patio
lost pine
I thought we were cooked holy cow
thorny patio
Its seattle tho
Guy on second zero outs
The guy on first and second, they hit a guy
thorny patio
Who's the injury delay on victor or the pitcher?
scarlet cargo
oh that's a foul
thorny patio
I can't watch cuz.I don't have fox cuz.I'm in a college dorm
plucky barn
New York refuses to overturn anything
thorny patio
I'll take it but huh
thorny patio
New York refuses to overturn anything
But it's also midnight, and they want to go home
thorny patio
It's midnight.They want to go home.They are also hoping it doesn't go longer than twelve innings
mild abyss
not an excuse. this is a win or go home game they need these calls right
thorny patio
Thirteen and innings
midnight drift
COME ON RANDY
thorny patio
Ground out into a double play
plucky barn
13
mild abyss
hooooly
silent barn
That inning was an umpire meltdown
lost pine
I don't think we survive 13
plucky barn
We want 18
silent barn
First off that was a foul ball not a HBP and then JP got fleeced on the 3-0 pitch
mild abyss
mhmm
thorny patio
We want 18
NOOOO
silent barn
Yeah actually
mild abyss
hey i mean i'd like them to go as long as possible lol, its good for us jays fans
thorny patio
I don't want to be up until one am figuring this out
plucky barn
https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-how-gif-19601238
Clearly your timezone wasn't built for this
thorny patio
If it was a 1:08 start time.
It wouldn't be bad, but it was a 5:08 start time.
silent barn
Well yeah it is past midnight here on the east coast
midnight drift
ONE OUT
silent barn
But it also is a Friday night so I’m fine for now at least
thorny patio
Well yeah it is past midnight here on the east coast
It's only nine here.But who knows if this game goes longer than thirteen. Who knows what it would be here by the time we're done
2 outs
Yay
plucky barn
18 innings mentioned
midnight drift
The Mariners get another chance at it.
thorny patio
18 innings mentioned
Which announcer side?
midnight drift
I think Home Team?
thorny patio
So seattle
midnight drift
Yeah.
thorny patio
No, you're not supposed to mention that.
midnight drift
Oh okay.
lost pine
Survived 13
thorny patio
Oh okay.
The announcers not you
We should have five pitchers to their four left, right?
midnight drift
Man, this pitcher is going low
thorny patio
Cal on
thorny patio
Man, this pitcher is going low
They wanted to walk cal, but they didn't want to auto walk him is my guess
lost pine
Jrod please end it
thorny patio
Huh???
That is not what I was expecting.I was expecting him to fly out strikeout or pop out.Because he kind of sucks.
Polanco is hitting now
midnight drift
Announcers are saying he should hit for it
thorny patio
No actually what are these pitches?
midnight drift
I don't know why he wouldn't bunt, there's 0 outs.
thorny patio
Huh
midnight drift
This pitcher is losing control
thorny patio
I wouldn't normally agree with a detroit person in the situation.But yeah, he is very much losing control
midnight drift
Lol, I'm a Tampa Bay Rays fan
thorny patio
He stuck him out, but he still doesn't have control
mild abyss
wonder why theyre not talking to him to calm him down
thorny patio
Lol, I'm a Tampa Bay Rays fan
Nice u got a new owner
midnight drift
Yes we did. Hopefully he won't be so cheap.
thorny patio
Could they have used up all of their mound visits?
midnight drift
THE CROWD WENT SO QUIET ON THE STRIKEOUT
It was like all the air left the stadium all at once
mild abyss
Could they have used up all of their mound visits?
don't think so
i mean flaherty won a world series last year, so he knows high pressure situations, but still.
thorny patio
They used five I don't know how many you get in postseason
Cuz, it looks like seattle is used more than five
14 inning
scarlet cargo
oh my god
plucky barn
We want more
midnight drift
14
lost pine
Please stop
silent barn
This is miserable and I am not even a Mariners fan
thorny patio
Seattle please make it stop please win
thorny patio
We want more
We want this to be the last one.We do not want eighteen of these
midnight drift
I haven't been watching from the beginning, so I'm loving this.
scarlet cargo
watching the rest of this in bed
mild abyss
HOLYY SHITT 14TH INNING
thorny patio
-# if it's eighteen I might just cry
midnight drift
I saw the game was still going and was like "Sure, I'll watch the end of this."
thorny patio
Hahaha. I know people who were at the eighteen inning game
silent barn
watching the rest of this in bed
I would like to do the same thing but I need to shower still, I don’t want to leave the game tho because I know it will end the second I step away
silent barn
I saw the game was still going and was like "Sure, I'll watch the end of this."
I started watching in the 6th and I’ve basically watched a full game of baseball
thorny patio
I would like to do the same thing but I need to shower still, I don’t want to le...
The radio?
silent barn
Lol I could do that
thorny patio
I started watching in the 6th and I’ve basically watched a full game of baseball
I know people who watched a full game of baseball and then some cuz.They were at the eighteen inning game.
midnight drift
I watched that one Dodgers World Series game that went to 18, I think.
Watched that one WHOLE
lost pine
This is my own personal hell
mild abyss
Didn’t the rays also go like 17 innings in the wildcard round?
thorny patio
I'm so glad though we are not on the west coast.
thorny patio
Didn’t the rays also go like 17 innings in the wildcard round?
This year no I think the max before this game was eleven innings.
midnight drift
OH SHIT
thorny patio
@mild abyss
midnight drift
A DOUBLE
thorny patio
Yeah and?
mild abyss
Well I know not this year but thought a couple years ago they did it, could be wrong
thorny patio
Talkie talkie time on the moundy moundy
-# this is what happens after 9pm to my brain when baseball is on
We just did that guys more of that.Why we have so many talky talky on the moundy, moundy.
thorny patio
We at talky talky on the moundy mound. Ohh talky talk on the moundy mound with for a new pitchy pitchy
midnight drift
Mhm mhm
thorny patio
Ohh, castillo, didn't you just pitch, though? Like the other day.
silent barn
Well that was effective
midnight drift
Apparently he had 85 pitches in Game 2
thorny patio
He pitched sunday never mind.
silent barn
Mariners I am once again asking you to score
midnight drift
COME ON MARINERS PLEASE
thorny patio
Yay
thorny patio
Please seattle please
silent barn
Do us all a favor
midnight drift
🎵 We're only making plaans...for Randy
thorny patio
Small reminder that tomorrow we have another sudden death. Except that is the cubs and the brewers
Naylor please
Robles please
mild abyss
Flaherty is locked in now
thorny patio
We take a walk
mild abyss
He walked a guy, so not as much as you think
I’m a little behind he just struck out the batter for me 😭😭
midnight drift
I just had the walk happen on my stream
mild abyss
Yep me too
thorny patio
I’m a little behind he just struck out the batter for me 😭😭
That's more than a little. You're still on leo or you're just at the end of leo
lost pine
If we don't win it here I likely will see the end of the game
midnight drift
Flaherty is starting to lose the plot.
thorny patio
Hi the radio exists small reminder
mild abyss
It is almost 1am here and still going 😭
thorny patio
We once had a six hour and thirty odd minute game.
thorny patio
Fifteen anybody
midnight drift
THE 15TH
silent barn
I am giving you all a heads up I will be taking a shower now so I fully expect someone will score while I’m gone
midnight drift
It kinda looks like Mr. Krabs is traveling up the chat.
scarlet cargo
Mr Krabs has been raptured
thorny patio
calls mom "mom come get me im scared". /j
mild abyss
I am giving you all a heads up I will be taking a shower now so I fully expect s...
Wouldn’t be surprised if no one did lol
thorny patio
Ohh casillo we're leaving castillo in
midnight drift
1 OUT!
thorny patio
Yay
midnight drift
There's the second out
mild abyss
Quick inning
midnight drift
AND THE MARINERS GET ANOTHER CHANCE
mild abyss
Flahertys gotta lock in if he’s staying in
thorny patio
Yay
midnight drift
I was gonna get up at 8am tomorrow. It's 1am now. I don't think that's happening.
mild abyss
😭😭
lost pine
What radio station do I need for the game
thorny patio
710 espn?
thorny patio
Yes
mild abyss
Oh shit
thorny patio
710
mild abyss
It might be over
midnight drift
OH SHIT
thorny patio
3 guys on
midnight drift
The man literally cannot walk him
thorny patio
Ahhhh
plucky barn
Game
thorny patio
Omg
proper zealot
FINALLY
scarlet cargo
OH
mild abyss
GG
midnight drift
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
plucky barn
I get to go home now
mild abyss
well Seattle see you all on Sunday. Really wanted the tigers to win because I’m scared of you guys 😭
silent barn
I am giving you all a heads up I will be taking a shower now so I fully expect s...
No need to thank me Mariners fans
mild abyss
Gorm your revenge on the jays I suppose 😭 we wanted Detroit
thorny patio
I have never seen them make it past the level.We just won in my lifetime.Because the last time was twenty four years ago.
lost pine
I heard it!!
I heard it on the radio!!
Thank you @thorny patio I would've missed it if it weren't for you
thorny patio
Thank you <@1109932636354384022> I would've missed it if it weren't for you
Ur lucky I pulled it up on my phone
thorny patio
Aj hinch deserves to lose. I know what team he used to work for.
silent barn
AJ Hinch has never won a championship without banging on trash cans 🔥🔥🔥
thorny patio
Go brewers. Cuz they still have sudden death tomorrow
lost pine
The current Seattle team vs the former Seattle team would be peak but I'm expecting Dodgers vs Blue Jays
thorny patio
Apparently we got 2, 7 inning stretches. That's how long the game was. 😂 😭
normal flax
@devout mesa So...North Texas
thorny patio
INNING 15 GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 15
It could have been longer. If it was more than 18 inning I would have cried
normal flax
yeah they fell apart
Tbf they had USF in the first half.
normal flax
Also god damn it we're an embarrassment to the Big 12.
We can't even snap the ball without fumbling it.
mild abyss
It could have been longer. If it was more than 18 inning I would have cried
would've been even better for us !!!
silent barn
3rd INT of the day for OU
I don’t think Texas is better but this is funny
OU QB is definitely still recovering from his injury
midnight drift
Ugh, Bucky Irving is gonna be out next week, too.
vale bramble
Beginning of the season…dont sweat
solar night
The Brewers have finally broken through and are going back to the NLCS
They were one win away from making the 2018 World Series, but then they couldn't get out of their first round of games in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2023, or 2024
mild abyss
Brewers!!!! Let’s go!!!
misty coyote
Brewers!!!! Let’s go!!!
Agreed as a twins fan this is the team I’m cheering for since we suck
thorny patio
Go brewers. Cuz they still have sudden death tomorrow
Yay
For nl i'm cheering for the brewers, because boo, the dodgers
thorny patio
@lost pine apparently, UW was also in town last night playing a home game.
midnight drift
Early morning football time
midnight drift
What in the hell happened at the end of the half there???
normal flax
Football
midnight drift
Oh okay
I kinda thought they were trying to play hockey there. They looked so confused.
misty coyote
For nl i'm cheering for the brewers, because boo, the dodgers
Brewers having home field advantage is a good thing since that stadium gets LOUD
midnight drift
The Jets just keep looking sloppy over and over again. It's absurd.