same words, different dialects
#Sports Megathread
vale bramble
Aluminum
devout mesa
colour
lost pine
The jag-ew-ers
midnight drift
jag-whars
devout mesa
yag-wares
devout mesa
tomato, tomato
solar night
That expression is not meant to be typed like that lol
devout mesa
yet you knew what i was talking about
oh jeez they're doing a skit about micah parsons
jerry jones on my screen
midnight drift
So, my roommate dropped CeeDee Lamb after he got injured. I'm gonna grab him when waivers clear on Tuesday, and just have him bench ride until he comes back.
God, the Cowboys didn't even go for it on 4th and 1.
I know it was bad position but
misty coyote
Tf is that
midnight drift
WOW. Picked off Jordan Love, only for it to be magic wanded away by 12 men on the field.
misty coyote
WOW. Picked off Jordan Love, only for it to be magic wanded away by 12 men on th...
Not really wagon sanded more like they got a free play
Tf is autocorrect
It autocorrects something to something completely unrelated for some reason
midnight drift
Not really wagon sanded more like they got a free play
That's probably a better way to put it.
OH MY GOD
ANOTHER BLOCKED KICK
misty coyote
That's probably a better way to put it.
Magic wanded makes it sound like the chiefs black magic
You ruined it for me
This field goal blocking coaching is ass this year
This amount of blocks shouldn’t happen
solar night
The defensive 2 point conversion
We're on scorigami watch now
normal flax
wide cape
who
midnight drift
Exactly.
lost pine
We're on scorigami watch now
Not anymore :(
solar night
who
He's actually super famous
Hey check this out
https://www.mlb.com/milb/news/marlins-affiliate-wins-2025-triple-a-national-championship
devout mesa
The halftime show announcement makes this still from Happy Gilmore 2 so much funnier.
vale bramble
I dont listen to bad bunny at all but i support the funny man as the halftime performer
midnight drift
So, I'm potentially going to be eating some crow in fantasy this week. My roommate is playing Ja'Marr Chase, who I traded to him. I don't think Chase will go off but, man I'll look like an idiot if he does.
silent barn
I'm playing against him tomorrow too
midnight drift
God, that Cowboys player was a fuckin moron
misty coyote
So, I'm potentially going to be eating some crow in fantasy this week. My roomma...
I’m playing against him too but i got the broncos defense please actually do good broncos defense
midnight drift
I have the Broncos defense, too.
devout mesa
God, that Cowboys player was a fuckin moron
This doesn't narrow it down at all tbh
midnight drift
PFFFFFF
Defensive player, hit a Green Bay receiver when the ball was obviously on the ground for a couple of seconds.
There was NOT a receiver in the area, bullshit.
devout mesa
Yeah we got away with that one lol
midnight drift
OVERTIME
devout mesa
What a catch lmao
devout mesa
Did Dak just Russell Wilson that 3rd down
midnight drift
PARSONS MADE THE DIFFERENCE
misty coyote
PACKERS NEED A TOUCHDOWN PLEASE
midnight drift
(I guess I'm a minute behind, lol)
misty coyote
(I guess I'm a minute behind, lol)
You are ahead of me
PLEASE NOW PACKERS
BE LIKE PRIME AARON RODGERS
THATS ALL I ASK
midnight drift
I just now went to commercial
midnight drift
Oh man, the potential for more Jacobs fantasy points?
This could be massive.
"PACKERS WANT A FLAG, THEY GET NOTHING"
That got me laughing
Clock's running a little bit hot
I don't know why they didn't run a play there.
I think they should've gone for another run.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
misty coyote
Pretty dam good time tho
misty coyote
Whoops didn’t mean to post a gif
midnight drift
A tie, wow.
misty coyote
micah literally saved the packers from a lost
devout mesa
I hate ties
misty coyote
concern from the pass defense from the packers
but i think thats more so that dallas did good at running away from micah
rather than the packers pass rush being bad
tho the run defense is slightly concerning
misty coyote
packers are now second place in the north 😭
the nfc north isnt looking obnoxiously bad
and the bears are doing good SO FAR
lost pine
Tie 
misty coyote
but they havent really faced a whole lot of REAL teams yet
midnight drift
40-40 WAS SCORIGAMI!!!
warm flicker
i need 50 points from achane tomorrow to win 
misty coyote
after t hat pissmissle of a game im somehow still ahead on my opponant by 8 points
so i need jamarr chase to not do that good and for PS2 to DOMINATE please
devout mesa
My team laid some generational eggs this week. My opponent has more points than me, and still has 3 players to go on Monday lol
midnight drift
Yikes
My opponent needs 40 points, and has both Achane and Chase left.
I'm much more worried about Achane.
devout mesa
Skat was my best RB this week, and I have Derrick Henry 
lost pine
Yknow someone here tried to get me to trade Achane away last year when he was struggling early and I refused and then he went crazy at the end of the year and carried me to the championship
lost pine
Skat was my best RB this week, and I have Derrick Henry <:DESPAIR:92941164728879...
Henry was my lowest scoring player
Out of everyone
silent barn
I want to let it be known I had the Packers defense today 💀
lost pine
Including kicker and defense
silent barn
-4 points 🔥🔥🔥
midnight drift
Oh wait, you weren't the one talking about Scorigami earlier, sorry lol
misty coyote
I want to let it be known I had the Packers defense today 💀
LMAO
guys I kinda miss 2010 college football man
silent barn
guys I kinda miss 2010 college football man
Why 2010 in particular
silent barn
Ohhh
misty coyote
Not the one year lmao
silent barn
That makes more sense lol
misty coyote
It just feels a lot different
silent barn
Eh honestly I was a big hater of the 4 team playoff
misty coyote
It did kinda suck but brought some BANGER games
silent barn
From 2014 to 2023 no team made the playoffs with 2 losses
And no non-power 5 team made it
silent barn
It did kinda suck but brought some BANGER games
It did but yeah
misty coyote
And no non-power 5 team made it
Cincinnati
silent barn
Some blowouts too tho
silent barn
Cincinnati
Ah good catch
misty coyote
Desmond ridder want hard that year
silent barn
I think the stakes in the regular season maybe were higher but I like how long games can be seen as meaningful in cfb now
I also am a fan of AQs for conf champs
Makes the conference championship games actually meaningful
misty coyote
My fav part of the day is going to twitter and watching the Vikings fans loose their shit after losing and their team being bad
warm flicker
my team decided to do absolutely nothing this week ❤️🔥❤️🔥
silent barn
my team decided to do absolutely nothing this week ❤️🔥❤️🔥
We got a lot of overlap
I have Baker, Benson, Nabers, Marv, and even put myself to start the Packers defense today
I didn’t start Baker or Benson tho I put Herbert in thinking he’d play better against the Giants
warm flicker
I have Baker, Benson, Nabers, Marv, and even put myself to start the Packers def...
that’s crazy (and unfortunate) that our teams are that similar
unfortunately i chose to start benson over judkins thinking the lions d line wouldn’t let him do much 💔
silent barn
That’s tough
warm flicker
wilson hopefully will go off against the dolphins’ garbage defense 🙏
silent barn
That’s the dream
thorny patio
Lol the comments on this astros not being in post season are too good
thorny patio
Its so bad looking
vale bramble
vale bramble
I’m lovin it right now 
Does it get better than this? Both the Trashtros and the Mutts miss October
normal flax
So the AP is now writing about the tush push.
devout mesa
wow, I was paying attention to football yesterday and missed USA almost making an epic comeback at the Ryder Cup
Europe went into Sunday winning 11.5-4.5
Final score was 15-13
devout mesa
I need Chase Brown, Garrett Wilson, and Jaylen Waddle to collectively get less than 2.56 fpts in order to win my fantasy matchup 
solar night
Yesterday was a top-tier day in sports
thorny patio
This is giving me the same vibes of that video where the person is saying everything but circle
wide cape
thorny patio
Sorry thats possible still??
vale bramble
Good thing i can’t read the comments 
I doubt it’s anything civil…
It’s twitter. What did the person who wrote that post think was gonna happen
solar night
It’s twitter. What did the person who wrote that post think was gonna happen
It is literally Instagram lol
vale bramble
Oh lol
I saw a clickable link and thought twitter first reaction
My opinion on the matter remains unchanged whether it’s twitter or insta
thorny patio
I saw a clickable link and thought twitter first reaction
Real sometimes
normal flax
Im getting old. Bad Bunny is doing the Super Bowl halftime show and Im just like ...who?
midnight drift
He had a great match against Damian Priest in WWE.
solar night
He's sold more albums than Beyonce or any other Hispanic artist ever
devout mesa
He's sold more albums than Beyonce or any other Hispanic artist ever
I'm fairly certain this isn't true lol. Most streamed absolutely, but not album sales by a long shot
but that's 100% due to how the music industry works now lol
solar night
What is Equivalent Album Sales? Blame me not knowing what that is
He's the best selling Hispanic artist in that
devout mesa
I think these days streaming is the only thing comparable, since physical media is more of a novelty at this point
you can buy digital albums on iTunes or whatever, but it's a drop in the bucket compared to how many people use Apple Music, Spotify, etc
solar night
He was the most streamed artist on Spotify every year from 2020 to 2022. I really should have read further
He had an album in Spanish that was nominated for Album of the Year
devout mesa
now that I can 100% believe. he's an absolute powerhouse
solar night
And we don't really know who he is so uh, whoops
devout mesa
i have a few of his songs saved on Spotify, but i also speak a little bit of Spanish lol
i remember a few years ago when he sold out Jerryworld almost instantly lol
the Cowboys can't even do that
normal flax
Nope, not ringing a bell.
Also don't watch wrestling
Mixed martial arts yes (Also can someone just do it to Logan already? You know exactly what.)
mild abyss
shocked a lot of people don't know who he is, he's pretty famous
devout mesa
i mean the average American speaks 0.8 languages so I'm not surprised tbh
midnight drift
Hope Justin Fields plays well tonight.
I've been a fan of his for awhile now
OHHH THE PEANUT PUNCH
midnight drift
LOL
midnight drift
https://tenor.com/view/baby-fight-gravity-falls-argue-gif-5679496
TRICK PLAY
He swoosed that ball right in there.
silent barn
Alright Fields it’s time to pass the ball to Wilson pretty please
I’d greatly appreciate it
LOL wait I just manifested it
solar night
https://tenor.com/view/baby-fight-gravity-falls-argue-gif-5679496
"I didn't come here to make friends."
midnight drift
TYREEK'S FUCKING HIP WAS DISLOCATED JESUS CHRIST
GORGEOUS run by Fields
So, Tyreek had to go to the hospital for more imaging. Also, it wasn't his hip that looked fucked up in the replay, it was his knee
scarlet cargo
Tua didnt even get hit there
midnight drift
He didn't.
silent barn
Wilson vs Chase midoff sucks
silent barn
TYREEK'S FUCKING HIP WAS DISLOCATED JESUS CHRIST
That looked terrifying
solar night
Baseball and football are taking too many victims
midnight drift
They're reporting a dislocated knee for Tyreek Hill.
devout mesa
He's lucky he didn't liquify every bit of soft tissue in there. that looked BAD.
midnight drift
I think it's gonna end up being more than just a dislocated knee.
devout mesa
I wouldn't doubt that
midnight drift
It was one of those injuries that people will talk about for a long time.
devout mesa
Dak's ankle
midnight drift
Alex Smith's leg.
devout mesa
oh god I forgot about that one
midnight drift
Honestly, the worst part of that was the aftermath.
thorny patio
Im getting old. Bad Bunny is doing the Super Bowl halftime show and Im just like...
Same tho
wide cape
midnight drift
So, Achane only got 18 points, and Chase only has 6 points so far. I don't think crow will be on the menu this week.
wide cape
midnight drift
Impressive juggling
wide cape
juggling 🥀
lament mulch
hes juggling two numbers
midnight drift
These are the two numbers
misty coyote
I won my matchup this week
midnight drift
Congrats
solar night
https://www.mlb.com/news/white-sox-announce-changes-to-coaching-staff-for-2026?p...
BASED
They increased their win total by 19, but they still recognized a need for revolutionary change
midnight drift
Camera destroyed by a foul in the Guardians game.
Damn, Skubal really IS a great pitcher, huh? 6 strikeouts today, and it's only the bottom of the 4th.
silent barn
Camera destroyed by a foul in the Guardians game.
Lol just saw a clip of that
The audible sound of the glass breaking is comedic
midnight drift
What in the world happened with THAT play
92 pitches in, and this guy is still throwing 100s.
Skubal is INSANE
scarlet cargo
here comes the choke
these Tigers have been puking on themselves for the past month
midnight drift
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
scarlet cargo
oh shit what is Ramirez doing
vale bramble
Damp and Walter. Just so we’re clear….it’s never personal. It’s rivalry 🤝
silent barn
Here’s to a good series 🙏
midnight drift
I think I'll be checking in on this game occasionally. The Tigers vs Guardians game was very good, and I got my fill from it.
Already 2 men on base for the Yanks. Fuck me rotten.
thorny patio
-# I feel wrong for asking this
Why did left and right fields get umps?
vale bramble
For playoffs thats normal
solar night
One more win for the Tigers, and it will be as if there wasn't a historic blown lead
Everyone will talk about how the Tigers got the last laugh
Did Karl Ravech just call Roger Clemens a lefty?
silent barn
🔥🔥🔥
midnight drift
Well, the fact that the Yanks only got one run when there were two guys on base in the bottom of the first
I consider that a small victory
thorny patio
For playoffs thats normal
Good to know
-# my team has only made playoff since I was born. 2022 and 2025. Lol
-# I graduated hs in 2024
vale bramble
Well then it sounds like a good year
thorny patio
This also first time my team is divisional winner
solar night
The Mariners and Brewers are teams of destiny
midnight drift
Lots of praying for the Mariners for sure.
normal flax
Just yell "Rays didn't throw the series"
silent barn
This ump’s gotta go
Idc if he’s being “consistent” how the hell aren’t these pitches being called
vale bramble
thorny patio
Idc if he’s being “consistent” how the hell aren’t these pitches being called
Is he angel hernandez bad?
silent barn
LFG Fried!!
silent barn
Is he angel hernandez bad?
That’s a high bar
But he has definitely been missing some crucial calls on the left side of the box
thorny patio
-# is it bad of me that I wanna see aaron boone ejected?
thorny patio
What would I title something if i'm trying to compare something that happened in 2017 to something that happened from 2005 to 2013? This is related to baseball I swear.
-# i'm a bit sad, no one got ejected for trying to fight each other in the tiger's guardians game.
silent barn
Good shit Max
scarlet cargo
Sox about to go off
silent barn
Our bullpen is so unreliable
solar night
Masa clears the table!
vale bramble
Sox gonna take this series now
scarlet cargo
MASA
vale bramble
Nukes Weaver is trash
scarlet cargo
Fuckkk the Yankees
solar night
Phoning it in with a 1 run deficit in Game 1 is...something
midnight drift
OH SHIT THE SOX SCORED
solar night
Judge 
It's funny how one can make any postseason performance look historic when you limit it to postseason games or even their own team's postseason games
With that said, Crochet has been dominant tonight
thorny patio
thorny patio
Major League Baseball’s owners voted unanimously
Lol that line tells me all I need to know about the old owners
There is a news conference with the new owners scheduled for Oct. 7.
Babby is the founder of the Fast Forward Sports Group and the owner of two Minor League teams: the Triple-A Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp and the Double-A Akron RubberDucks.
Yo baseball background slightly
I love those team names
Wait u guys also have a USL soccer team???
thorny patio
As part of the deal, Zalupski’s group also acquired the Tampa Bay Rowdies, a USL Championship league soccer team.
Soooo u might not suck anymore?
scarlet cargo
CROCHET
normal flax
Wait u guys also have a USL soccer team???
Yes and they're decent
thorny patio
He was at HOW MANY PITCHES????
normal flax
They play at USF's old baseball field
thorny patio
Did It read that right? 117
thorny patio
I have questions and idk how to ask them
mild abyss
Let’s see how Playoff Chapman does
thorny patio
Why is there an on field delay?
thorny patio
Let’s see how Playoff Chapman does
First pitch ball in the dirt
solar night
Why is there an on field delay?
There was something wrong with the PitchCom device. Maybe its volume level was too low
Stop thinking about Volpe 
Aaaand I typed that before the third step off
vale bramble
Yep ggs
vale bramble
Fire Aaron Boone
midnight drift
WOOOO LET'S GO SOX
solar night
https://tenor.com/view/boston-red-sox-wally-the-green-monster-dancing-hips-dont-...
Let's not get carried away
(pretend that's a reply to the message above)
Judge is the tying run. All bets are off
mild abyss
Oh shittt
midnight drift
Well, if they strike out Goldschmidt..
(I'm a minute behind so, this ma-)
Never mind
He's on base.
Fuck
scarlet cargo
Fuckin please
vale bramble
👀
midnight drift
SHIT TWO ON
mild abyss
Throwing 😭
solar night
We got the bad playoff Chapman
solar night
Good decision by the third base coach
plucky barn
Game over
silent barn
HOW THE FUCK DID WE NOT SCORE THERE
vale bramble
Because we suck
silent barn
I am fucking livid
plucky barn
Getting this done now so nobody does it in three hours
vale bramble
Goldshmidt should have been pinch ran for
midnight drift
silent barn
Fuck you all and I’ll see you tomorrow
wide cape
mild abyss
Wow ggs
plucky barn
plucky barn
They'll probably win tomorrow
vale bramble
plucky barn
Just saying I don't think anybody getting fired if they lose from this point on
solar night
No time to rest, Shohei Ohtani just homered
solar night
Goldshmidt should have been pinch ran for
So that they could lose by one fewer run?
vale bramble
So that they could lose by one fewer run?
Momentum
Get one run in and stress him out
Bruh
solar night
The tying run would be in the same spot
solar night
And no one cares <:joe_idk:950294874673008710>
YouTube views on Shohei Ohtani home runs say otherwise
vale bramble
Bots
solar night
Japanese people, actually
solar night
indeed
mild abyss
I hope the reds can shock the dodgers
scarlet cargo
Fuck you all and I’ll see you tomorrow
Fuck you I’ll be here tomorrow too
plucky barn
Northeast moment
devout mesa
lament mulch
kinda giving
scarlet cargo
ohtani is a monster
thorny patio
This is the single reason im glad houston isn't in postseason. I know people who were there all 18 innings.
thorny patio
Ohtani's haters are just jealous
Ohtani in the show. He is SOME how not the creepiest player in the show. It because its giving uncanny valley
We have this
vale bramble
He got them a ring he accomplished his goal. Last few years they just didnt have it
Braves were the most oft injured team in the league iirc
And management didn’t help with recovering players
solar night
What is that the 3rd in a week?
I think it's five in 3 days
thorny patio
Braves were the most oft injured team in the league iirc
Houston had like 28 on the IL at one point
normal flax
I think it's five in 3 days
Are we counting owners or just managers?
solar night
Are we counting owners or just managers?
Just managers
Wait, it's actually 6, because the Angels fired Wash AND his interim replacement
I hope they let Wash down easy
thorny patio
thorny patio
Wait, it's actually 6, because the Angels fired Wash AND his interim replacement
7 actually
7th guy stepped down tho
solar night
And that's a general manager
The White Sox and Rockies both doing based things? What's happening?
scarlet cargo
time to put the yankees out of their misery
vale bramble
Not looking forward to tonight tbh
Bello is mid asf and the Yankees can’t hit mid
normal flax
So...Boston ready for Toronto?
silent barn
Ben Rice has other plans for Boston 👍
mild abyss
Was not expecting that
scarlet cargo
ben rice is real good
mild abyss
Rodon is looking extremely good rn
vale bramble
I’m not home for at least another half hour 😒😒
I hate this weird ass playoff schedule time
Missing innings
thorny patio
So far 2 sudden death games.
-# games that need game 3
wide cape
https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-how-gif-19601238
is that RAYSFIRE i thought it was RAYSFIRE because of the lack of HAIR
vale bramble
pulling Bello already
Mcmahon got a hit off him. That’s a pretty low bar
scarlet cargo
got lucky there
solar night
Eh. His BABIP was .271
vale bramble
Wow!!!
scarlet cargo
woof
vale bramble
Duran with a misplay (error)
Very rare
He should have had that
I think he tripped over himself
Ruled a hit he knows it was an error
scarlet cargo
he misjudged it thinking he needed to dive and then realized he didnt
and did a little half dive and screwed himself
vale bramble
Isnt matz a former met?
scarlet cargo
yup
mild abyss
oof Duran messed up there
scarlet cargo
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
scarlet cargo
Chisolm complains about every pitch
even when they are clearly strikes lmao
time for a big inning
scarlet cargo
he's all over the place
vale bramble
ggs
scarlet cargo
jesus that was bad
scarlet cargo
horrific bunting wtf
scarlet cargo
that was so close
vale bramble
How do you not love a guy like Cruz
With that emotion
Thats what i want in October
solar night
Goodness! Not sure if I've ever seen a guy jump, land on second base for the out, and still double off the batter
vale bramble
Lowe is slow lmao
Or he just didnt run assuming it was gonna be a clean play
CAN WE PLEASE SCORE
scarlet cargo
sox really injure themselves by throwing a bat at him?
vale bramble
I’ve never seen that before
But he seems to be fine
He’s in the outfield
Stanton has no magic this year
scarlet cargo
whitlock is pitching great
vale bramble
Yep
Former Yankee
Yankees dont know how to evaluate their prospects
They give all the good ones away
If jazz doesnt steal
silent barn
YES
scarlet cargo
whitlock is pitching great
this aged horribly
vale bramble
Grish vs Chap
Advantage Chap
No chap but still lefty
Bum grish
0-8 this series
scarlet cargo
cmonnnnn wilyer
solar night
David Bednar was called my "Draft day steal" by ESPN Fantasy. I dropped him in early April 
Brice Turang got robbed of that honor
scarlet cargo
ahhh so close
solar night
That game was almost 8-4 Boston
mild abyss
Yeah, was a really close game though
silent barn
I cannot believe a best of 3 series could do so much damage for my heart 💀
If I was a neutral fan this series must be so entertaining to watch
thorny patio
So far 2 sudden death games.
-# games that need game 3
Make it 3 apparently
solar night
Pro tip: Get enough sleep tonight while you can. You can miss the end of this game, because either there's another game tomorrow or the Dodgers move on for the hundredth time in the last dozen years
thorny patio
Pro tip: Get enough sleep tonight while you can. You can miss the end of this ga...
I think we are going to have (yet again) a Dodgers moving on
-# is it bad i want to see the Dodgers have a season where they are the worst in mlb and dont make postseason
thorny patio
Are the astros the reason we have pitch coms?
normal flax
thorny patio
Soooo Sunday is going to be scary in Seattle. We have a 1:05 seahawks game AND a 5:03 mariners game.
lost pine
At least they kept the Mets out
thorny patio
True
thorny patio
At least they kept the Mets out
Avoid seattle on sunday if you can
lost pine
I don't live in Seattle
thorny patio
Good. Seattle is going to be so bad Sunday. Oh no wait do we have a revive i5 this weekend?
lost pine
thorny patio
Doesn't look like it unsure tho. That would make traffic so so much worse
misty coyote
Are the astros the reason we have pitch coms?
probably
normal flax
Our injury report rn
solar night
That's not how that meme works
https://youtu.be/9HIlNhuFgb0?si=T1VeAZx4u95Gesnn
It would actually be appropriate if they had won that series
normal flax
solar night
All three games today have been pushed back two hours to help ratings
scarlet cargo
lol dude I was just trying to plan where im going after work to watch the game
now I got a whole 2 hours to kill
to go home or have a couple beers before the game. Decisions...
vale bramble
Bro i might fall asleep watching this game
normal flax
You know what I just realized, Yankees v Boston is an AL East fight and whoever wins that will play the Blue Jays making it another AL East fight.
solar night
This will somehow be the first Dodgers vs Phillies playoff series since the 2009 NLCS
vale bramble
2009 was a good year. Let’s run it back
normal flax
Im still saying Brewers take the NL
normal flax
Our injury report rn
Also not joking
If we have a team by week 9 that would be crazy
solar night
They'll keep finding extra guys on the practice squad
Imagine the one-sided Scorigami possibilities if they played short-handed, though
devout mesa
my manager thinks he's slick
yesterday he abruptly told my team "hey I have an important meeting in Cleveland tomorrow so I'll be out"
i just texted him a few minutes ago "how are your seats?"
he responded "pretty good, right behind 3rd base"
solar night
That was a gutsy text that should bring you closer together
devout mesa
lol he's a pretty chill guy
had a few beers with him the last time i went to the office
(i work remote)
solar night
Sean McDonough and Todd Frazier have so little space in their booth 😭
solar night
The Cleveland bullpen has to get 20 outs in a winner-take-all game...
vale bramble
mild abyss
Oof it might be over for the guardians
thorny patio
i can tell the yankees fans lol
thorny patio
Oof it might be over for the guardians
if they lose at least they took their division.
oh on that Dodgers-Phillies game, GO PHILLIES
idk who i would prefer for seattle to play
vale bramble
No good choices in the AL atm besides Stankees just cause they’re the most unpredictable
devout mesa
rangers legend Yu Darvish not doing too well so far
mound visit in the 2nd, oof
that was almost a disaster for the padres
i mean they gave up 2 runs but it could have been way worse
mild abyss
Rooting for the padres tbh
final island
Maybe they just collapsed because they wanted to take a trip to Cleveland
normal flax
thorny patio
ugh tigers
devout mesa
straight HEATERS
normal flax
From my meme dealer
scarlet cargo
HOLY UMPIRE
scarlet cargo
why would they challenge
final island
Can’t take it with you I guess
mild abyss
Ahh damn
silent barn
ump really bailed this loser out?
Yeah that strike call was fucked
Congrats to the Cubs tho
Cubs/Brewers should be exciting
mild abyss
Mhmm gonna be a good one
silent barn
Rice did that so we could strike out Bregman instead /s
vale bramble
Padres would have had bases loaded no outs
But bad strike 3 calls on boegarts
AB system next year
silent barn
If only there was some kind of system where you could challenge the call at the plate
And, hypothetically, the call could be overturned
🤔
normal flax
Nah. Thats crazy talk! When is the umpire ever wrong? Its not like he'd call a strike a mile outside the box.
vale bramble
101 is GAS
🔥
Oh my god he made it to second
I was scared he was getting thrown out
scarlet cargo
A STANTONIAN BLAST
mild abyss
he was extremely close to getting out 😭
scarlet cargo
oh yeah forgot to say before the game
@vale bramble @silent barn fuck u both for the next few hours
silent barn
Fuck you too!
silent barn
A STANTONIAN BLAST
2021 wild card PTSD just kicked in
vale bramble
<@416770579463536651> <@329660617390686209> fuck u both for the next few hours
Fuck you too homie 
vale bramble
Personally i hate it
Man on second no outs
Cant even move the runner
That’s terrible baseball
mild abyss
i was expecting a high scoring game, guess i was wrong.
final island
No one can score this playoffs except the Dodgers apparently
scarlet cargo
this kid is a stud
vale bramble
Yoshida literally only hits against the Yankees
Outside of us he’s a terrible player
What the shit
Wow
Should have had that
silent barn
Great hustle
scarlet cargo
blooper to no-man's land
vale bramble
Twice in two nights Sox dropped a ball they normally catch
vale bramble
Good at bat
silent barn
Great take Stanton
scarlet cargo
great pitchhhh
scarlet cargo
oof
vale bramble
Volpe!!!
mild abyss
???
scarlet cargo
typical yankees behavior
vale bramble
Ump is just not using his senses
scarlet cargo
loser trying to cheat
vale bramble
I dont think that should have needed a team review
The umps should have just reviewed that on their own
Cause it’s the playoffs
mild abyss
Mhmm
vale bramble
Boston shouldnt have has to challenge that
scarlet cargo
ump should have called strike 3 for being a whiny baby
silent barn
Boston not using a single mound visit is… curious
vale bramble
This was a lot to ask of a rookie
Let’s be real
He mowed through us the first go through the line-up
silent barn
For sure but Cora made a horrible decision of leaving him out there to die
I mean I’m not complaining!
So thanks Alex
silent barn
For sure
vale bramble
First pitch oof
scarlet cargo
great pitch
vale bramble
Buster olney please
These interviews are so stupid
Stop with this
It’s so pointless
silent barn
Thatta boy Cam
mild abyss
10ks. crazy
silent barn
🔥🔥🔥
vale bramble
Ok Schlit for at least one more batter
Strange but we’ll see how this goes
I thought 7 strong was ok
mild abyss
oh shit hes still out??
scarlet cargo
HOLY
vale bramble
HOLY SHIT
mild abyss
wow
mild abyss
straight into the dugout 😭
scarlet cargo
damn we're gonna get a complete game shutout
mild abyss
ive seen enough bring him out into the 9th
devout mesa
absolutely but i'm also not an MLB coach
vale bramble
Old school managing throws him out for the 9th
New school brings in the closer with a 4 run lead
thorny patio
2021 wild card PTSD just kicked in
Me if any game from any team goes 18 inning for post season. But it would be 2022
silent barn
WHAT A GOD DAMNED PLAY!!!
That was fucking insane!!
devout mesa
put him on the mound for the 9th, take him out at the first sign of trouble. otherwise give the kid a complete game
vale bramble
McMahon just got into the game that inning too
silent barn
New school brings in the closer with a 4 run lead
I’m okay with pulling him I was happy we brought him for the 8th
thorny patio
Idk player i just know teams. I only know seattle players
mild abyss
is this the first time a team has comeback from 1-0 in the wildcard?
devout mesa
Idk player i just know teams. I only know seattle players
i don't blame you, there's waaaaay too many teams and players to remember them all if they're not your main team lol
silent barn
is this the first time a team has comeback from 1-0 in the wildcard?
Not over yet
It happened in 2020 but not in the 12 team playoff
vale bramble
Filthy inning from chap
Just nasty this year
Should get Cy Young votes tbh
And that’s not crazy
thorny patio
i don't blame you, there's waaaaay too many teams and players to remember them a...
Unfortunately theres players i know from other teams cough altuve cough
devout mesa
Unfortunately theres players i know from other teams *cough* altuve *cough*
well yeah there's always going to be big name exceptions (for better or worse) lol
devout mesa
one of my best friends is an Astros fan, and every time I try to talk baseball with him he sends me this
vale bramble
one of my best friends is an Astros fan, and every time I try to talk baseball w...
Your friend is a bit of an asshole and i respect it but only a little bit
Because my friend who’s an angels fan does the same thing in a similar fashion to me with Yankees shit
devout mesa
oh don't worry i send him various images of trash cans
thorny patio
Yankees move on 😕 (sorry I was going for red soxs)
mild abyss
was fun being neutral, now back to hating the yankees 
vale bramble
We still homies
thorny patio
I took my mom who won today I got a Fuck. The. Yankees text back. Lol
devout mesa
holy shit he's only 24???
thorny patio
Look we are basically ur farm team Yankees fans. U have gotten many players either from us directly or at some point after they played for us. That one short spot i dont mention the name of
Who's only 24???
devout mesa
Schlittler
mild abyss
schlitters a rookie too? i think?
thorny patio
Theres some kid that broke a record that trout set because this kid is 21, he started in baseball like 2 weeks ish after he turned 20 which is mind boggling to me
devout mesa
i know there have been a lot of really young players from Cuba too
thorny patio
schlitters a rookie too? i think?
Yeah he is first game was 7/09
Jackson Chourio this guy
Was the one for 20/20 seasons
His bday is 3/11/04 and his first game was 3/29/2024
silent barn
Start spreading the news 🎶🎶🎶
silent barn
gg brother
Ggs
Between this and the Knicks its been nice finally being oncthe winning side against Boston in the playoffs again lol
lost pine
Yep, I hate the 49ers
vale bramble
For the moment we ride the high
thorny patio
so weird to see the astros coaches that were allowed to say in baseball yet others that were forced out
solar night
The MLB community should stop arguing about Cal vs Judge and instead argue about whether Cal Raleigh would win NL MVP over Ohtani if the Mariners were in the NL
devout mesa
so weird to see the astros coaches that were allowed to say in baseball yet othe...
2017 World Series MVP
vale bramble
X
thorny patio
Ew 6:30 am pst game on Sunday
silent barn
College football and division series overlap today
If you really want to subject yourself to the battle of has-beens you can watch Clemson/UNC
vale bramble
4pm start time >_> i dont hate it as much as 6pm start time at least
silent barn
Dabo vs Belichick about to be some no good ugly football
silent barn
4pm start time >_> i dont hate it as much as 6pm start time at least
A bit worried how things will go but lets get it 🙏
vale bramble
mild abyss
Yeah this is so interesting. I mean I get it we need as many lefties as possible but…
Bichette is still injured, so is Bassit AND Berrios so 3 huge losses there. Would’ve liked loperfido to be included since he’s been good.
solar night
Max Scherzer is the ultimate competitor. Leaving him out is a mistake
Maybe this is a 300 IQ play to make him pitch angry in the ALCS and become unhittable, though
thorny patio
Woo was left off of Seattle's. But one of my mom's favorite players is on it.
silent barn
Well don't leave us hanging
Who is your mom's favorite player
Also Belichick your team is ass LMFAOOOOO
Letting us, 1-3 Clemson, drop 35 on you in the first half 🤣🤣🤣
mild abyss
Max Scherzer is the ultimate competitor. Leaving him out is a mistake
He was like REALLY bad the last 2 months, all he did was give up homers, and the Yankees are a home run team. So I can see why
scarlet cargo
Also Belichick your team is ass LMFAOOOOO
he's too busy scoping out the college girls
mild abyss
3 straight doubles for the brewers! Crazy
silent barn
he's too busy scoping out the college girls
Literally 😭
thorny patio
Who is your mom's favorite player
Ben williamson. Who is only apparently up here in case naylor's wife goes into labor says suarez can play first base.Because suarez normally plays third base
How is this guy still your manager????
Go toronto
silent barn
Ben williamson. Who is only apparently up here in case naylor's wife goes into l...
I see I see
silent barn
How is this guy still your manager????
Sorry but idk what you're getting at here
I'm not a big Boone defender but what is he supposed to say to the reporter?
Like "Yes we are horrible against the Blue Jays. Next question"
thorny patio
its other things as well
i hate that they started keeping this thing in 2009, i would have loved to see stuff from not 2009 up. but pre 2009
solar night
Kershaw made the NLDS roster
mild abyss
Holy 9-1 brewers
vale bramble
Live in toronto. Grisham already a bum
silent barn
Nah he shouldn’t have been out
The ball was off his foot
Umps already a bunch of bums
mild abyss
Yeah it technically did hit his toe ig, even if it’s hard to see that from the umps perspective
silent barn
Yeah I don’t blame the umps too much for missing that one
But also I do think that Grisham is completely right
mild abyss
VLADDY???? HE CAN ACTUALLY HIT HOMERUNS???
silent barn
Pain
mild abyss
But also I do think that Grisham is completely right
Oh yeah for sure I don’t blame him
mild abyss
WTF VLADDY???
silent barn
Lots of interesting things happening rn for cfb
Penn State getting torched by 0-4 UCLA 💀💀💀
thorny patio
Can someone check my math? In 2017 did hoston play 78 home games in regular season? (Not counting the 3 home games they played in the trop)
Hold them off blue jays
thorny patio
Imagine that. It's vlad Jr first hr of postseason.
Why do we get stats? I thought stats reset for post season
mild abyss
They do, it’s just so we know how a player/pitcher did in the regular season
Plus what’s the point of displaying stats if they haven’t played a postseason game yet, it’d all be zeros
thorny patio
Bullpen already?
Maybe they don't wanna hurt him? It looks like he was on the IL at some point
Also interesting year u had buddy
The triplet number change is so random (I know why it was 42, but why 41 to 21 back to 41?)
Garcia undergoes 2nr TJ surgery apparently. Expected to miss '26 season
vale bramble
Who?
solar night
No idea who that is
That's because he underwent TJS in May 2023, then didn't pitch again until September 2025. He is 28
vale bramble
bruh
solar night
He made one start, then left his second start with elbow discomfort. He re-injured the UCL
Now he has had a second TJS. Heartbreaking
solar night
For some reason he used to "rock the baby" before going into his windup. That made it into MLB The Show
mild abyss
Ohhh yeah I remember his windup
solar night
MLB banned it, apparently
thorny patio
How is this starting pitcher at 72 pitchs
mild abyss
Fuckkkk
mild abyss
Good choice
mild abyss
Varland has been good recently and Stanton is a big hitter
thorny patio
75 pitchs is crazy for the 6th
solar night
No it's not
I think someone threw 100+ pitches in 5 innings this season, and I wanna say it was Verlander
plucky barn
Well
vale bramble
Stankess losing this one
Boone overmanaging again
Why take out your third baseman there?
wide cape
Stankess losing this one
silent barn
Weaver’s been terrible this postseason so far
vale bramble
Ggs
Dont ever wanna see Nukes Weaver as a Yankee again
So bad
No wonder he failed as a pitcher with like 5 other teams
vale bramble
wide cape
vale bramble
It wont be
thorny patio
I wonder if my football team will actually win today.Cuz it's homecoming
thorny patio
Hahaha
thorny patio
#7 Penn State just lost to 0-4 UCLA
I read this as just lost 0-4 to UCLA
silent barn
Well that would be funny too
plucky barn
#7 Penn State just lost to 0-4 UCLA
Losing to Nico Iamaleava in 2025 is crazy
Also idk why the Yankees picked up a guy DFAd by the Mets
silent barn
For garbage time of course lmfao
silent barn
Losing to Nico Iamaleava in 2025 is crazy
New Mexico and UNLV beat this team 💀
thorny patio
If a team has sox does it make more sense to do an apostrophe s and then pitcher or does it or do you drop the apostrophe s and just have it sox pitcher?
thorny patio
oh our announcer just slipped and called Cleaveland the wrong team name
thorny patio
#7 Penn State just lost to 0-4 UCLA
If my football team messes up and loses it would be to an 0-5 team
thorny patio
Im so confused rn