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devout mesa
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he's the same height as Turpin

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which is also wild lol

vale bramble
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henry already has more yards than he did last week

devout mesa
midnight drift
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Ravens efficient as usual

vale bramble
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so far no defensive stops on either side until literally just now

midnight drift
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RUMBLE BAD MAN RUMBLE

vale bramble
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please no flag

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THANK YOU

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BIG DERRICK HENRY

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THANK YOU

devout mesa
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ez

vale bramble
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THE AGELESS ONE

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bro doesn't get touched

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fucking crazy

devout mesa
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474 rushing yards to go for Derrick Henry

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in order to beat the number of rushing yards he had in high school

vale bramble
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i think joe buck is blind

devout mesa
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good possession

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st. brown got fuck all

warm flicker
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i need bates to outscore st. brown by 5 🙏🙏

midnight drift
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That was a terrible throw by Lamar.

vale bramble
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overthrown or misscommunication on the route

midnight drift
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TJ Tampa is an AMAZING name.

vale bramble
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shoulda let that ball fall

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what was he fielding that for?

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even worse omg

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are they on the 1?

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jeez

midnight drift
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I think they said the 5.

devout mesa
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4

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fielded at the 8, pushed back half the distance to the goal

midnight drift
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Ohhh.

vale bramble
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no safety incoming

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1 and a half yard line? mr. buck. that does not exist

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good first quarter

devout mesa
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joe buck setting back nepotism worse than arch manning

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ravens cannot defend the run

vale bramble
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did everyone else just see that Fireball commercial? YEP

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the fact that they're still trying to sell Fireball

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with a new flavor

devout mesa
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i gagged thinking about fireball

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bad times

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hard no

vale bramble
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in vegas they literally can't sell it

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they give it away in tiny bottles

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and then you give it away because who the fuck drinks fireball

devout mesa
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fireball is the kind of alcohol you drink when you're too young to buy your own

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fireball and pinnacle whipped cream vodka

vale bramble
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zay with no receptions so far

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killin me smalls

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still not to Zay

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hell of a couple throws though

devout mesa
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derrick henry wearing a house around his neck

vale bramble
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i need 25 more points from henry and zay combined

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but also i need lamar to have a less than great day on the other hand

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maybe throw for 300 but also a couple ints

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because im going against him this week

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i'm kinda fucked i guess

devout mesa
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i only need 6 more fpts to tie up my matchup lol

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wait nvm, 16

lost pine
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i won my matchup on sunday without even needing derrick henry

devout mesa
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same

vale bramble
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if i played courtland sutton instead of deebo i wouldn't have any worries

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why did i fuckn do that

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cmon Henry punch it in

devout mesa
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i had odunze on my bench last week, that fkn hurt lol

vale bramble
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oh cmon!!!

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that was terrible

devout mesa
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oh shit

vale bramble
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should have cut in not out

midnight drift
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Throw the ball dude

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Just throw it

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WOAH

vale bramble
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oh my god

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that was just bad

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🙄

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no td for henry

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no yards at all for zay

devout mesa
wide cape
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jinkies!

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mnmlfx

vale bramble
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ravens sloppy right now

wide cape
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REFEREEEEEWSSSSSDSCAEHISU gzkzdrvgfyb erzhmfcmOIdkv ngajwmoiv hnipx

vale bramble
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probably get your labubu off the keeb

midnight drift
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WHAT THE

vale bramble
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no one knows

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gonna replay

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oh yeah

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thats forward lol

wide cape
vale bramble
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not a chance it's anything else

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guys...I don't think that's DauFire

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not the REAL DauSteele at least

wide cape
vale bramble
midnight drift
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NICE CATCH

scarlet cargo
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Idk if they sell mcguillicudys in yeehaw state

devout mesa
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tf is that

midnight drift
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OH SHIT

vale bramble
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uncatchable ball

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but still a flag

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i kinda hate that

midnight drift
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I do too

scarlet cargo
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It’s gross as hell

vale bramble
devout mesa
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literally never heard of it lmao

scarlet cargo
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We call it Quincy mouthwash

vale bramble
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td for lamar...no points for Zay joesadmanga

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tf is this game plan

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they're in it to screw me out of fantasy points

devout mesa
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specifically you

vale bramble
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mhm

devout mesa
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also texas doesn't really have much drinking culture beyond shiner bock

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and ziegenbock

vale bramble
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shiner bock???? ziegenbock???

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is this english?

devout mesa
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i mean

vale bramble
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german?

devout mesa
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german beers but yes

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not a beer guy but i do enjoy a shiner on occasion

vale bramble
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oh....

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end of half incoming

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that was a quick half ngl

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didnt even feel like it

devout mesa
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i mean 10 minutes of it was one drive lol

vale bramble
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how far is this attempt?

devout mesa
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oh shit bates going for the huge cannon?

misty coyote
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They trying to disrespect the lions

vale bramble
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67 ok

misty coyote
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After

vale bramble
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i mean why not try

misty coyote
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What they did in Motown in 2021

vale bramble
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nah

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didn't lose anything by trying

devout mesa
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fuck, that was barely off

vale bramble
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better than a hail mary attempt tbh

devout mesa
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it had the leg

misty coyote
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Had the length just no accuracy

vale bramble
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hard to be accurate from 67

devout mesa
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brandon aubrey will hit a 70 next week, don't worry

vale bramble
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coach has a zyns in his mouth

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listening to him speak sounds like he's got a pack of shit in his mouth at all times

devout mesa
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lamar jackzyn

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holy fuck good charlotte

wide cape
midnight drift
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Eyy, THERE'S some Zay Flowers.

vale bramble
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1st catch in the third quarter

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i am NOT winning this week joesadmanga

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_>

misty coyote
vale bramble
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florida tolls are a scam

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i think there are a couple on the turnpike for over $10

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actual bullshit tolls

misty coyote
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thats why i never used the turnpike YEP

wide cape
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holy shit tom brady got traded to the BUCCANERA????????????

misty coyote
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i just used the tollway from merritt island to orlando a couple of times

vale bramble
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turnpike >>>> 95 everyday of the week

midnight drift
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"I FUCKIN RUN THIS SHIT BITCHES"

vale bramble
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great catch

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great throw

misty coyote
wide cape
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did boomhauer type this tf did I just read

misty coyote
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But then again that’s 8am and nobody is really on the freeway at that time

vale bramble
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8am? During the week it’s packed

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The weekend it should be fine at that time

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Going north

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Going south everyone heads towards miami and the beach

scarlet cargo
misty coyote
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And going north lol

devout mesa
midnight drift
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This guy wants to name the trophy AFTER HIM. What's WRONG with that guy?

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HOLY SHIT

vale bramble
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my goodness

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monty is that guy tonight

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just not fast enough to get it all

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ok but why even line up?

midnight drift
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Goff could've looked a little bit more convincing there, lmao

vale bramble
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bro didnt even try hard counting

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that was just ....

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.__________.

midnight drift
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OH HELL YEAH

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GIVE ME THOSE GIBBS POINTS

scarlet cargo
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that was a cool play

solar night
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Yesterday: Mitchell Parker records the longest save in Nationals history (3 2/3 innings)
Today: Jose Suarez records a 3-inning save in an 11-5 win over the Nationals
Saves are weird sometimes

solar night
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I can hear that gif

midnight drift
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Terrible throw by Goff.

vale bramble
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My fantasy team just died

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Henry’s killing me

misty coyote
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And Derrick Henry is single hand idly giving me a heart attack

midnight drift
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Henry is COMPLETELY fucked up from this.

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They shouldn't have punted, in my opinion.

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These Lions are serious business.

scarlet cargo
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in typical lions fashion they will flame out in the playoffs tho

midnight drift
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Wouldn't surprise me.

scarlet cargo
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montgomery on my bench btw

midnight drift
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I had Nico Collins on my bench this week. Guy had like 20 points.

vale bramble
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Oof

scarlet cargo
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it's ok i wasnt gonna win anyway

vale bramble
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I’m dead in the water this week

scarlet cargo
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i have ceedee

vale bramble
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All the stars decided to take a shit this week

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Saquon, henry, nabers, flowers

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All duds this week

scarlet cargo
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i got nothing out of my receivers

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ceedee and nabers

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quentin johnston is my wr1 at this point

misty coyote
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Istg

midnight drift
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OHHHHHHHH

vale bramble
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Stat padding

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Now they should run it in

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Nvrmnd

midnight drift
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Henry would be good.

vale bramble
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Throw it to zay

midnight drift
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Oh

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Oof.

vale bramble
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At least get him doing something

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Terrible throw

normal flax
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raysPet there there Ravens. You can win when you can win against the Chiefs.

misty coyote
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i hate derrick henry

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them fumbling made me lose by .4 points

thorny patio
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Excuse me seattle (and Colorado) I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHO IS PITCHING TONIGHT AT 6:40

silent barn
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This is my 12/25

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Lets fucking goooo

plucky barn
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He's going to get annihilated Sunday

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I would have benched Russ next week when they play New Orleans

devout mesa
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wilson got raptured

thorny patio
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MLB.com

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thorny patio
thorny patio
devout mesa
thorny patio
thorny patio
vale bramble
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WE GOT THEM HOES

devout mesa
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NICE

midnight drift
midnight drift
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Yeah, it's fuckin brutal

scarlet cargo
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Huge Sox series coming up

silent barn
silent barn
vale bramble
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Holy shit

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SAVAGE

scarlet cargo
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I think Vladdy just hit a 550ft foul ball

solar night
# scarlet cargo I think Vladdy just hit a 550ft foul ball
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Craziness in Cleveland

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In what I'm calling a September playoff game, the raucous crowd was silenced when David Fry got hit in the face on a bunt attempt. On the very next pitch, Cleveland tied the game on a wild pitch

real rover
vale bramble
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I feel like we haven’t heard from you for months

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You’ve finally awoken from your slumber

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The Guards are back in it

real rover
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Yeah lol

vale bramble
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Getting to Skubal now is a great way to kill his ego for next week joe_pray

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The machine’s cogs are rusting

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He’s faltering at the right time

midnight drift
solar night
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5-2 Cleveland now

scarlet cargo
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sox-jays game is whacky

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now both teams' base coaches are seeing how far out of the coaches box they can go before the umps tell them no

mild abyss
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i find it insane how many calls have gone against us the past 3 weeks... crazy

silent barn
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Guardians are somehow in first in the AL central now

midnight drift
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So, I may have made a mistake, but I wanna get others input on it. I just traded Brock Bowers and Ja'Marr Chase for Trey McBride.

scarlet cargo
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bruh

midnight drift
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Logic is: Brock Bowers has a knee issue and bad production, and Ja'Marr Chase will likely also have bad production until Burrow comes back.

thorny patio
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Some cleveland guy took a ball to the face

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Ugh houston doesn't start till 7:05

scarlet cargo
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because I would think you guys are colluding or something lmao

devout mesa
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yeah that's pretty lopsided lol

midnight drift
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I offered it to him--he's my roommate--and he carefully considered and then agreed.

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We're playing with high tier players because it's only 3 people and RookieBot.

scarlet cargo
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gonna be honest

thorny patio
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Little too hopefully, but okay, seattle, we'll go with it.

scarlet cargo
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might be the worst trade i've ever seen

thorny patio
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-# I can spell

midnight drift
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Ja'Marr could bounce back with one of these backups, but the connection between is not there like with Burrow and Chase. Brock Bowers could also bounce back, but when we're all playing with potential top 5 talent each week, the difference between TE2 and TE1 could make the difference in who wins. McBride is TE1 in my mind, he's much more consistent.

thorny patio
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I don't mean to diss it but what is that it's somehow worse than the city connects, which I hate as well

midnight drift
thorny patio
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MLB.com

CLEVELAND -- A frightening scene unfolded at Progressive Field during the Guardians’ sixth-inning rally against the Tigers on Tuesday, when DH David Fry was struck in the face after attempting to bunt at an offering from left-hander Tarik Skubal.
Fry was squared around in a 2-1 count when Skubal threw

lament mulch
midnight drift
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Ooh, amazing view!

mild abyss
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ooh nice

silent barn
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THANK YOU WHITE SOX

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Down to our final out they threw a wild pitch and our game is tied

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yes, it is taking the yankees a wild witch to stay tied with the white sox but whatever

silent barn
mild abyss
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mlb payed the white sox to throw the game YEP

thorny patio
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What u mean

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Marlins, phillies are in a rain delay.Weirdly enough not in florida.

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And if they don't get in out of the rain delay, they've only been in it for like thirty three minutes.They have to pick up the game and finish it.Because they're tied

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Oh that run in Yankees game

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I love it. 7 - 7 in the 7th

silent barn
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LETS GOOOO

mild abyss
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yep jays are cooked

thorny patio
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Colorado knows how to double???

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Cleveland and Detroit

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Ugh post season Yankees

solar night
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Redemption for Francisco Alvarez after Jacob Young robbed him back in Queens

silent barn
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Be happy because if we didn't win tonight you couldn't clinch the playoffs either

solar night
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Mets win and Reds lose

vale bramble
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I passed out joesadmanga

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And i missed it

thorny patio
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@lost pine

lost pine
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I saw it

thorny patio
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WE ARE GOING TO POST SEASON

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Now we watch houston, oakland game

lost pine
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Wait we clinched?

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Let's GOOOO

thorny patio
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Omg magic number is 2

lost pine
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If Houston loses to Las Oakramento do we win the AL West?

thorny patio
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Tomorrow

lost pine
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Tomorrow we can win it, ok

thorny patio
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If we win tomorrow we have divisional win

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15 of the last 16

lost pine
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That's ANOTHER game the old Mariners would've lost

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We have that clutch factor this year

thorny patio
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It would be first banner in 24 years

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-# Houston wasn't in our division yet

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Im watching that Houston game rn.

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@lost pine 3 more out on Houston magic number is 1.

lost pine
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Come on As

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Close it out

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I actually run the As in an online MLB The Show sim so I kinda like the As now

thorny patio
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1

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The magic number is 1

lament mulch
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said it before i think but

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i have no idea what’s going on and jung hoo lee is my goat

vale bramble
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Get this bread Sandy!! LETSGO

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This is your tryout to get out of Florida

midnight drift
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What's his ERA this year?

thorny patio
# thorny patio https://www.mlb.com/news/david-fry-exits-guardians-game-early-after-bunted-ball-...
MLB.com

CLEVELAND -- Guardians designated hitter David Fry suffered multiple fractures on Tuesday during a frightening moment at Progressive Field, when he was struck in the face by a 99.1 mph four-seam fastball thrown by Tigers lefty Tarik Skubal.
In providing an update on Fry’s condition on Wednesday, the Guardians noted

solar night
midnight drift
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The Mariners are overdue for the big win.

thorny patio
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Yeah we are

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Like ummmm

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48 years

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Overdue

scarlet cargo
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Scherzer is broken

solar night
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He's also 41

vale bramble
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Fuck yeah!!!

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50!!

vale bramble
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Fried Rice btw

solar night
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The Tigers are continuing to fall apart

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Jose Ramirez is my GOAT

vale bramble
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Jose is the most underrated Goat

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51

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THE AL EAST IS OPEN

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AND IT IS ALL TIED UP

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4 games left in the season!!!!

thorny patio
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3 hrs in one inning

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Cal, Julio, Jorge

solar night
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I'd give that honor to Geraldo Perdomo

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I think J-Ram being a top 5 hitter right now is common knowledge at this point

thorny patio
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This call is so close

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It was out

midnight drift
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So, not only is Brock Purdy injured for the 49ers, apparently his backup Mac Jones is ALSO injured.

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I don't even know if they have a third string guy

vale bramble
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Trade for Russ kek

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He’s healthy

midnight drift
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THEY DON'T!! THEIR THIRD STRING GUY IS OUT

thorny patio
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Russ is definitely not healthy

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Oh 1 - 6 seattle

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Its the 4th bte

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Aw mvp chant for cal

midnight drift
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Apparently the rumor is that the 49ers might be picking up Davis Mills?

thorny patio
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The cubs game

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Lol it ended as i sent that

thorny patio
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I got called out for not being born the last time we got a banner in our stadium

vale bramble
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How is that your fault?

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🙃

scarlet cargo
thorny patio
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Al central is getting entertaining to watch as well.

misty coyote
thorny patio
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I think we broke the catchers glove under his glove

thorny patio
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60

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@lost pine

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60 hrs cal

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He's 2 off with 4 games left

scarlet cargo
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oh shit he got another

thorny patio
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WE WIN THE DIVISION. FIRST TIME IN 24 YEARS!!!!

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@lost pine

thorny patio
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Oakland also won

lost pine
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I saw!! Let's goooo!!

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I wasn't even alive the last time this happened

thorny patio
silent barn
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Congrats M’s fans

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This year’s playoff race has been awesome so many great stories

thorny patio
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@lost pine this is for us but also for Dave

normal flax
lost pine
normal flax
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sadge we're not going .500

thorny patio
scarlet cargo
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Going to the Sox game tomorrow

thorny patio
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We dont know who is pitching STILL

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Ugh houston going to win

vale bramble
thorny patio
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It's either hancock or we find out later

thorny patio
vale bramble
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Ok that’s funny

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I guess the majority of teams don’t get to celebrate halloween as a team so this is like their deisgnated gag

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I like it

thorny patio
vale bramble
midnight drift
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So, I haven't really been paying any attention the RSox this year. Are they any good?

thorny patio
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Their good i would say

midnight drift
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I used to be into the Red Sox, kinda. Ever since I moved to Florida, the Rays have been my team.

vale bramble
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proper shudhead

midnight drift
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Ooh, three men left on base.

solar night
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I've heard of teams having an annual rookie dress-up day

vale bramble
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Oh raysL

midnight drift
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AND STOPPED. CLEAN.

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Oh man, is this gonna be a defense duel?

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HOLY SHIT

silent barn
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Good shit Stanton 🔥🔥🔥

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Huge bases clearing double

silent barn
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Blue jays bullpen tossing a perfect game right now 💀

solar night
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Not anymore. Not even a shutout anymore

midnight drift
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THAT WAS CLOSE HOLY SHIT

midnight drift
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Did all the Cardinals just forget they had a final time out?

vale bramble
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Ohhhh right. Thursday night football

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Start SPREADING The News

silent barn
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MHJ sucks 😭

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Total bust for my fantasy squad

midnight drift
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Yeah, the Cards are pretty anemic tonight.

silent barn
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Yeah pretty much

midnight drift
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Well there you go.

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THAT CATCH

silent barn
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💀 alright sure I'll take garbage time points I guess

midnight drift
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Garbage time? It's a one score game

silent barn
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Yeah I know haha I was just being sarcastic

midnight drift
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Lol

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Well played.

silent barn
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He's giving me mixed signals 😭

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Sucked for 90% of the game and suddenly balling it out

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Pick a side my friend

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Went from having 1pt in fantasy to 14 💀

midnight drift
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That single throw

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HOLY SHIT

warm flicker
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i hate ryland

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being a fan of this team sucks

lost pine
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That was way too close but we won

thorny patio
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We have to hit against Clayton Kershaw Sunday

solar night
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Postseason schedule

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This image looks different in Google Photos and here

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It's more cropped on Google Photos

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I hate you Google

normal flax
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Before we start the playoffs, who had the Brewers having the best record this season?

solar night
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Speaking of the Brewers, they are still tied for their most wins in franchise history. Unfortunately, they will not win 100

normal flax
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No one will hit 100 this season

midnight drift
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BACK TO BACK HOMERS BABY

scarlet cargo
midnight drift
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Nice

solar night
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"Left-handed Aaron Judge isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Left-handed Aaron Judge:

solar night
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LET'S GO RED SOX @scarlet cargo

scarlet cargo
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LETS FUCKIN GO

solar night
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Go dance in the streets

scarlet cargo
vale bramble
solar night
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The Reds and Mets are now tied in the standings again, with Cincy holding the tiebreaker

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Matt Yallof told a national audience that they would clinch with a win today after the Mets lost. Lies

thorny patio
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Hey the 2 al central team can u win games so we can keep houston out of post season???

thorny patio
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Weirdly, the dodgers had their starting pitcher was not ohtani pitch a single inning.

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The Dodgers starting rotation is confusing me

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We also lost to Dodgers

normal flax
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POGGIES FSU down!

misty coyote
solar night
thorny patio
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One of pittsburgh's milb teams is doing a slight change with their logo.
So we might see a lot of well. Why can they be this why and why can this other team be this as well? But this team can't be this?
-# btw the 2 teams in milb that have that are partnered with someone so they do it the right way

solar night
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You're referring to the Indianapolis Indians removing all Native American iconography from their brand

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Long overdue

devout mesa
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USA is getting clobbered in the Ryder Cup sadge

vale bramble
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ARSON JUDGE CATCHING FIRE

normal flax
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Can UCF please wake up and play a conference game?

craggy raft
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Gonna be a crazy day for baseball today… Blue Jays and Yankees are tied for AL east, Tigers and Guardians are tied for AL central, Reds and Mets are tied for 3rd NL wild card spot AND if Houston loses they are eliminated

normal flax
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Blue Jays will win today

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Also can't believe Blue Jays went from worst to best.

midnight drift
vale bramble
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Hope the Mets miss october

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Meanwhile Soto having an insane personal season

midnight drift
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Apparently, the #1 on comedy watch is the Tigers, who have a slight chance to miss the postseason entirely.

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(At least that's how I understand it)

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90% chance to make the postseason for the Tigers, but oh man..would that be hilarious.

mild abyss
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Gotta hope that yesavage does good

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Cause looks like the Yankees will win

devout mesa
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hoping the astros miss the playoffs Prayge

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angels can be the heroes tonight

vale bramble
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Padres announcers shitting on Mets fans kek

normal flax
#

We're going 3-1 on our first conference game

vale bramble
#

7 in a row for the Yankees

#

Pressure is on Toronto now

solar night
silent barn
#

It would be very swag if the Rays could score some runs

silent barn
#

Today is a fantastic sports day

#

Final weekend of baseball and an awesome college football slate

mild abyss
silent barn
#

No no I’d greatly appreciate it

silent barn
#

That may be an all time sickos special game

midnight drift
#

Bama / Georgia about to start.

silent barn
#

Down goes LSU

#

I knew they were a fraud because they only beat Clemson by 7 points

#

#4 team in the country and your best win is 1-3 Florida 💀💀💀

thorny patio
#

What happened if they both win tomorrow?

mild abyss
#

6-0 reds in the 3rd 👀 the only time im okay with the brewers taking a loss

mild abyss
thorny patio
#

We as in Toronto

mild abyss
#

Yes, sorry lol

#

Force of habit

thorny patio
#

I want cleveland to win. So they knock houston out

mild abyss
#

We’ll see if the angels can beat them tonight aswell. If they do, pretty sure they’re out

thorny patio
#

I think if cleveland wins tonight, they're out

#

Considering they lost the angels yesterday, i'm hoping they lose again

midnight drift
#

God, the Bama/Georgia game is HORRIBLY sound mixed. The crowd noise and the band are WAY too high in the mix.

thorny patio
#

Wow we got murdered. What division do you think this team is in that got three today?

#

We are 1 - 4 btw

vale bramble
#

That’s definitely a score

thorny patio
normal flax
#

So good news, Godwin is playing tomorrow. Bad news, Mayfield is still questionable.

thorny patio
#

Tampa bay?

vale bramble
thorny patio
vale bramble
thorny patio
#

We haven't won anything since 2010 tho

midnight drift
silent barn
#

Georgia is never beating the allegations of being unable to beat Bama

#

💀

thorny patio
#

Not surprised lol

solar night
#

Cleveland clinches a playoff berth on...a walkoff hit by pitch?

silent barn
#

THE ASTROS ARE ELIMINATED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

#

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH

#

Sorry just had to get that out of my system

silent barn
#

Anyways congrats to the Guardians what an insane turnaround

lost pine
#

Rip bozos Houston

mild abyss
#

Crazy theyre eliminated

thorny patio
#

WOOOO HOUSTON IS OUT!!!!

#

2024 is this end, 2016 is the other end
-# 2017 isn't here, but we know why

silent barn
#

Oregon/Penn st in OT

solar night
#

Alabama beat Georgia

mild abyss
#

So now that everything is basically wrapped up today we have:
Detroit and Cleveland all tied up in the AL central
Reds and Mets tied for the final
NL wild card spot
Jays and Yankees all tied up
in the AL east
All headed into game 162! Insane.

thorny patio
#

Who holds tie breaker here

thorny patio
midnight drift
#

The Guardians, apparently

thorny patio
#

The guardians???

#

I know jay hold tie breaker there

real rover
#

Yeah

mild abyss
#

Yeah good for the guardians, happy for them

thorny patio
#

I just got a video about 2020 baseball, because the stadiums where empty and the mics were picking up stuff u can't normally hear. So glad we don't have to hear some of the stuff said lol

normal flax
#

Eliminated the Astros by getting hit by the pitch.

misty coyote
#

Vikings proving that they are in fact not the best team on offense right now

devout mesa
#

honestly i love the crowds at these european games

#

most of the crowd is just there to watch sports and have a good time

devout mesa
#

minnesota has a chance to do the funniest thing

#

nvm

#

nvm nvm we're so back

midnight drift
#

THE VIKINGS JUST GOT BAILED OUT

scarlet cargo
#

steelers gonna lose this because of the cowardly punt call

devout mesa
#

yeah that was REALLY dumb

#

joever

midnight drift
#

Good attempt by the Vikings, though.

#

Everyone just kept spaghetti-ing at the end though

devout mesa
#

yeah

#

really sub-par offense

misty coyote
#

By both teams

vale bramble
#

Dart’s a Dawg!!!!

midnight drift
#

Great way to start for the Giants

devout mesa
#

i want to see Skattebo ball out so hard lol

#

bro is going to have the most exciting 3 year career

midnight drift
#

Skattebo - the new Barkley?

devout mesa
#

he's waaaaaay less strategic than Barkley

midnight drift
#

Ah, okay.

vale bramble
#

Skat’s speedrunning CTE

devout mesa
#

absolutely

vale bramble
#

for sure

midnight drift
#

It's gonna be a bad day for the Buccs.

devout mesa
#

BIG MAN WITH THE BALL

midnight drift
#

OH ALMOST A BIG GUY TOUCHDOWN

devout mesa
#

almost a 340lb touchdown KEKW

vale bramble
#

Nabers year is over

#

FUCK

midnight drift
#

OH NO

#

NABERS NO

devout mesa
#

knees are so fragile

#

poor design honestly

vale bramble
#

I think Nabers is just bitch made

midnight drift
vale bramble
#

And when he’s healthy he likes to complain

#

He was questionable today because he got pissy for the lack of targets last week

#

He decided he was hurting a little

midnight drift
#

Oh okay.

devout mesa
#

russell wilson has been wearing his helmet the entire game 💀

vale bramble
#

Dart apparently is nursing a hamstring issue

#

Which is just so smart to play through

#

Terrible

silent barn
#

Just saw the Nabers injury

#

Being a Giants fan is truly a horrible life

vale bramble
#

It is

#

I hate it here

#

But it’s not as bad as being a Jets fan

silent barn
#

This franchise solid its soul for those two Super Bowls

silent barn
silent barn
#

But yeah that was pitiful

#

I'm so fucked though with Nabers injury

#

Hurts my fantasy and my reality 💀

midnight drift
#

I'm thinking about throwing Nico Collins in the garbage, straight up.

vale bramble
#

And now Dart is hurt

#

We love this

devout mesa
#

oh shit

#

he got booth concussion pulled

solar night
#

ok but it's BASEBALL TIME

vale bramble
#

I hate this team so much

devout mesa
#

first pass INT, calling it

silent barn
#

Go Yankees and Rays

midnight drift
#

Nabers tore his ACL apparently

silent barn
#

Not apparently

#

He definitely did

#

😭

vale bramble
#

Nabers definitely out for the year

#

There was no doubt about it

devout mesa
#

yeah ACL usually requires surgery

vale bramble
#

This is a miserable miserable team

silent barn
#

Thanks a lot Tampa

#

Gave you guys a stadium and this is the return 🙄

#

Half joking of course

#

But man that sucks

vale bramble
#

Rays are a joke franchise for today’s line-up

silent barn
#

😭

devout mesa
#

imagine they win though

#

fuck the jays

silent barn
#

Facts that would be funny

midnight drift
#

Hopefully the new owners aren't so fucking cheap.

vale bramble
#

I lost Joe Burrow and now Malik Nabers…

#

My fantasy is fucked

devout mesa
#

dart good

vale bramble
#

Dart not out of the game, but not good

#

Still has the hammy thing going on

devout mesa
#

could be worse lol

#

i mean he still got a decent run with the hammy

#

too bad it was called back

vale bramble
#

Put in jameis ngl

devout mesa
devout mesa
#

giants cannot make open field tackles to save their lives

silent barn
#

They cannot do anything right LOL

#

Seeing Ole Miss, Oklahoma, and Texas A&M as the highest ranked SEC teams is lowkey crazy

#

This year about to be fire for the 12 team playoffs

devout mesa
#

seeing vandy keep on climbing is also crazy lol

thorny patio
devout mesa
silent barn
silent barn
#

Tho Arch has kinda sucked lol

devout mesa
#

Texas/OU weekend in Dallas is always crazy, even when the teams are bad lol

silent barn
#

BEN RICE

devout mesa
#

woah

#

what a play

silent barn
#

Rays up 1-0 too

devout mesa
#

hand it off to skat please

#

i need the points

#

okay how about hand it off AND let him score

#

guess i should be more specific

vale bramble
#

Please be on the celebration

#

OMG

#

ON THE DEFENSE LMAO

#

Give it to skat!!

#

THERE YA GO!!!

#

He’s a wild man

thorny patio
#

Silly question, how does postseason stuff work with team like?How do you figure out who's playing postseason?Sorry my team doesn't make it to postseason often

vale bramble
#

Cmon Marlins

#

Need a win from y’all down here

silent barn
#

Welp goodbye to any chance of winning the AL East

mild abyss
#

ALEJANDRO KIRK I LOVE YOU

silent barn
#

Congrats Blue Jays

mild abyss
#

Mmmm I won’t get my hopes up yet. We are a Toronto team after all

scarlet cargo
#

this is a pretty thorough explanation of how it works now

devout mesa
#

giants defense lol

midnight drift
#

Woo great job Baker what a throw. woo woo, yeah 🎉 🎉 🎉

solar night
#

No one told the Panthers coaches that a field goal would make the game scorigami

midnight drift
#

I'm not sure what happened to the Eagles but

misty coyote
warm flicker
#

my team is so cooked 💔

misty coyote
#

also honestly they are overrating the dallas offense for this week

#

since cedee is gonna heavily impact that game

midnight drift
#

They're absolutely overrating the Dallas offense.

misty coyote
#

whats funny is that my brother said that my roster sucked earlier

warm flicker
misty coyote
#

and that was a morning game so im glad i checked my players early today

vale bramble
#

My goodness

#

We finally fuckin won a game

silent barn
#

I don’t even feel like we won

midnight drift
#

Kinda pyrrhic since Nabers is out, and Dart is injured

silent barn
#

It’s been a rough sportsball day for me so far I am not chalking this up as a win

midnight drift
#

Mets are on comedy watch right now.

scarlet cargo
#

i woke up too late and have Warren starting in both my leagues

#

and one of them I have Gainwell too

#

28.4 pts on the bench and I still might win the week

misty coyote
midnight drift
#

Marlins currently up 3-0 over the Mets

#

Make that 4-0

vale bramble
#

LETS FUCKING GO MARLINS

midnight drift
#

LMAO

#

I think ultimate comedy would be Reds lose, but the Mets ALSO lose.

vale bramble
#

That would be the funniest outcome

vale bramble
#

Cmon marlins

#

9 more outs joe_pray

midnight drift
#

Reds are still down 2-4.

vale bramble
#

Doesnt matter tbh

#

Long as the marlins keep hold

#

I can be happy

#

Except remembering this

#

This ruins my day and year kek

midnight drift
#

This Mets pitcher is starting to lose it.

normal flax
#

10-4 Jays Bot 7

scarlet cargo
#

Red Sox trying to close it out against the Tigers

#

I think this game matters for them?

midnight drift
#

I think so

#

Two Mets on base top of the 8th

final island
#

Sox guarantee the 5 seed if they win I think

scarlet cargo
#

Yup just clinched

midnight drift
#

Two men left, and the batter broke his bat

#

It's still 4-0 Marlins

mild abyss
#

Guardians are division champs… thats crazy, good for them

vale bramble
#

Wait

#

The tigers blew it????

mild abyss
#

They sure did

vale bramble
#

That’s fucking crazy!!!!

#

That’s so fucking funny

#

Guardians HUGE season

normal flax
#

idk...I don't think the Jays are winning this one

vale bramble
#

Congrats @real rover

#

Y’all played your asses off

lost pine
#

I think the Tigers are beyond cooked

vale bramble
#

So cooked

lost pine
#

Straight back to being irrelevant

vale bramble
#

Tigers are the coldest team right now

lost pine
#

Orioles 2.0

midnight drift
#

Wait, I thought it didn't matter, and the Tigers were in the post season anyways.

normal flax
#

First round exit

lost pine
#

They have 0 momentum

real rover
midnight drift
#

Reds are about to lose their game, unless something crazy happens.

#

Reds lost

#

ULTIMATE COMEDY IS ON DECK

solar night
#

New franchise single-season wins record for the Brewers!

vale bramble
#

Marlins might score another run

#

Yankees need one more out to end the season on a high note

#

START SPREADING THE NEWS!!!

#

8 GAME WIN STREAK TO END THE YEAR

silent barn
#

Great way to end the regular season, bummed we didn’t take back the division but let’s bring the momentum into October (please)

vale bramble
#

we're hot right now

#

and i think that means something

midnight drift
#

THREE OUTS REMAINING FOR THE METS SEASON

vale bramble
#

LETS GO MARLINS!!!!!!

midnight drift
#

(I have no horse in this race, I just love when it comes down to the wire like this)

lost pine
#

Theres a lot of hot teams in the AL

silent barn
#

Ignoring that the Dodgers swept them the M’s are hot for sure too

midnight drift
#

THREE BALLS IN A ROW BY THE MARLINS PITCHER

silent barn
#

M’s, Yanks, and especially the Guardians all hot

#

Cmon Marlins lock in

midnight drift
#

Walked

silent barn
#

Your entire purpose as a franchise is to eliminate the Mets in September

vale bramble
#

SEASON ENDING DOUBLE

#

METS ARE DEAD

midnight drift
#

ONE OUT

silent barn
#

Double play ends it lolol

midnight drift
#

THE DOUBLE LMAO

mild abyss
#

I can’t believe it 😭😭

#

The Mets are out

lost pine
#

LOLMETS

mild abyss
#

Spent 800mil on Soto, and are out

vale bramble
#

This is peak comedy

midnight drift
#

Ultimate comedy has been achieved. The Reds lost, and then the Mets lost.

solar night
#

I don't like when people round up that high

#

But yeah, this was the best possible outcome for me

vale bramble
#

Enjoy your early vacation Juan Soso

midnight drift
#

So, I watch the Rays, how good was the Mets record in the early going?

vale bramble
silent barn
#

Dude can enjoy his time in Cancún

lost pine
#

I found the problem with the Mets. They're the Mets.

#

It doesn't matter who they get or how much money they spend they can't change the fact they're the Mets

mild abyss
#

HOLY SHIT THE BLUE JAYS ARE AL EAST CHAMPIONS !!!!!

#

IM ECSTATIC WHAT A WAY TO END IT

#

ggs to the Yankees was a close race at the end

#

We’ll see you guys in the playoffs

vale bramble
#

hopefully

#

we have to get past @scarlet cargo first

normal flax
#

sphealLeave Welp...thats my baseball season over. See yall back at the Trop in 2026.

solar night
vale bramble
#

I just did

#

He’s a bum

scarlet cargo
#

Sox will sweep anyway

devout mesa
#

i'll root for seattle in the playoffs

#

it's their year

scarlet cargo
#

sry it's actually the sox year

#

one of those years where they randomly win a ws

devout mesa
#

the sox have plenty of ws wins

#

let seattle have this one

scarlet cargo
#

yeah but like

#

we could use more

devout mesa
#

well yeah but like

#

you gotta share with the little brother ya know

scarlet cargo
#

mom said it's my turn

devout mesa
#

IT'S BEEN YOUR TURN FOR 90+ YEARS

thorny patio
#

We lost and final number for home runs for cal sixty

#

Its both your guys turns

#

-# idk what we are fighting about

devout mesa
#

who should win the world series

thorny patio
#

Seattle

devout mesa
#

i'm a temporary seattle fan since the rangers didn't make it

solar night
#

We want Mariners vs Brewers but don't deserve it

thorny patio
#

When will mvp stuff come out?

solar night
#

Baseball fandom as a whole has earned little more than a 2024 rematch

thorny patio
#

Who are we hoping for mvp?

solar night
#

Cal

mild abyss
#

Sorry damp but it’s looking like the Yankees are too hot right now for the Sox 😭

thorny patio
# solar night Cal

Same but I unfortunately think that fucking judge will win. Because yankees and everybody goes for the yankees.No, matter what's going on with the other teams.

solar night
#

Idk if that's true

#

People say Derek Jeter got snubbed for the 2006 AL MVP

#

Judge has deserved both of his MVPs and he deserves this one too (but so does Cal)

thorny patio
#

People are literally arguing.Why is that your mvp for cal. And saying, it should automatically go to judge basically.

#

Oh thats a score I saw. 4 to 16, blue jays win

#

And a 4 to 12 padres win

solar night
thorny patio
#

Ohh, and our guy, (no offense yankees) hasn't been on the il once this season

#

My least favorite tab is back. Because now, if I want to check standings for some reason, I have to click the second tab

thorny patio
#

How????

#

Not me thinking.What was wrong with it being sponsored by the lottery

lost pine
#

Got squeezed by another car

solar night
#

I narrowly lost my fantasy baseball championship

#

The best team won

silent barn
devout mesa
#

lamar jackson out, cooper rush in

silent barn
#

Good thinking by Soto

#

Now he gets 3+ weeks of extra vacation!

midnight drift
#

I really needed Jackson to get at least 30 to feel alright.

devout mesa
#

i had to look up what the largest sports contracts in the world are and holy SHIT ronaldo is getting that oil money lmao

midnight drift
#

Apparently Lamar Jackson has a """hamstring injury"""

devout mesa
#

$710m for a 2 year contract

devout mesa
solar night
#

Futbol money is out of control

mild abyss
#

Holy shit that was fast 😭😭😭

devout mesa
#

oh yeah that's right lol

solar night
#

Wasn't he crying?

lost pine
#

Mb wrong guy

midnight drift
devout mesa
solar night
#

No wonder people reference this

#

WWRV must have been referencing that other Lamar Jackson moment though

vale bramble
#

May the best team win and beat the Jays

#

I just remembered!! @silent barn doesnt your brother work at the stadium???

#

Dude gets a free seat to a playoff game

silent barn
#

It was just a part time gig while he was waiting for a bigger opportunity

vale bramble
#

Damn…

#

Hope the bigger opprtunity slaps

silent barn
silent barn
vale bramble
#

Bro i hate the 6pm shit! raysA

#

Imma have to race home

#

Or ask to leave work early

#

It’s so stupid

silent barn
#

I should be alright for 6pm starts since my latest class ends at 4:45 on Wednesday and Thursday

vale bramble
#

Just make it 7 like a normal game

silent barn
#

But yeah I think I would prefer a 7pm start too

lost pine
#

Is the Jags defense... good?

vale bramble
#

I may have lost in fantasy this week and moving forward but the G-men won a game

#

and Nabers is out all year

#

this isn’t cope

midnight drift
#

Man, there's been some INSANE special teams plays this year.

#

I have no idea who these "Jagwires" are.

vale bramble
solar night
#

It's like when people say "nucular"

#

They've made me almost start saying it that way myself