#Sports Megathread

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vale bramble
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This is obvious

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Oh my goodness

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Lmao

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Not enough men on the field

silent barn
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alright fellas time to run the field

vale bramble
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good field position from that punt

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Not bad not bad

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What is that??

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Why?? What is that?

midnight drift
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OH SHIT

silent barn
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are you kidding me

devout mesa
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WHAT

silent barn
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WE BOTH SUCK

vale bramble
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RUSS WHAT THE FUCK

silent barn
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good lord

vale bramble
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WHY!!??????

devout mesa
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RUSS GOT PICKED BY THE WORST SECONDARY IN THE NFL KEKW

vale bramble
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Why did he do his jameis winston impersonation

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It’s joever

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God fkn dammit

midnight drift
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Watch, it's gonna end in a tie

vale bramble
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Just kick it bro

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Put us out of pir misery

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I hate this

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Now it’s guaranteed

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Bad snap incoming

devout mesa
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i swear to god if that happens

vale bramble
midnight drift
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Awww, I was hoping for a tie.

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What a game.

devout mesa
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wasn't even worried

vale bramble
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Typical giants

devout mesa
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brandon aubrey bails us out once again

vale bramble
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I aint even surprised

silent barn
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painful

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well GGs fellas

vale bramble
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ggs gr3atj0b

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No one deserved to win

silent barn
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I would’ve preferred if your other Dallas sports team that was playing a New York team won today

vale bramble
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But whatever i guess 🤝 🙄

silent barn
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Mets unfortunately won so it was a double wammy

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my Mets/Cowboys hate watch was a major failure today

solar night
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Pete Alons-oh my goodness

devout mesa
silent barn
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thats true

silent barn
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the objective is to push Houston out of the playoffs

devout mesa
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agreed

silent barn
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and if the Mets choke their way out too thats just the icing on top

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either way you took 2/3 from them so thats respectable

vale bramble
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No trashtros and lolmets would be funny

devout mesa
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Honestly if Seattle makes it and Rangers don't, I'll gladly root for Seattle

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But the division is so close it's anyone's game still lol

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Ideally Rangers win the division, Seattle takes a WC spot, and Astros stay home in smog city

silent barn
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that works with me altho i would love to see the M's win the division for the first time in my life

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either way as long as the Astros are home its a win for me

normal flax
thorny patio
silent barn
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go get em boys but i need your rangers in the division to win some games too so we can all celebrate the Astros golfing in Galvston early

thorny patio
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Oakland is 12 back, LA is also 12 back.
-# I know its not oakland but im going to still call them oakland

silent barn
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lowkey it would be cool if all our teams we pulled for make the playoffs

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not that i want boston in the playoffs... sorry damp...

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but in the AL at least its pretty converted for this thread

thorny patio
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I love it.when we make them change pitchers in the fourth inning

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Huh boston is only 0.5 above houston

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Texas is 2 below

vale bramble
silent barn
normal flax
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Notre Dame: 0-2. Gets ranked 24th after losing to a lower ranked team.

USF: 2-1. Gets deranked after losing to a higher ranked team.

Make it make sense.

thorny patio
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Seattle won

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@lost pine look we a game above houston

lost pine
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What is that 9 in a row

vale bramble
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Ok well this game is over already 😐

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ggs Damp

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This is what instant karma feels like

scarlet cargo
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we needed one

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oh

silent barn
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they still dont have a win

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no reason why they should be ranked lmfao

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not saying USF should be either but they could have more of a case than notre dame

scarlet cargo
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had to strike out judge twice there

vale bramble
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Umpires not great this year

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Like….really bad this year

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Except the one who was “caught for gambling” he was actually a great umpire by the numbers supposedly

wide cape
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who plays football tn on SNF?

silent barn
scarlet cargo
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what is up with the mound at fenway

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pitchers been slipping all series

vale bramble
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Can’t deflate a baseball so he had to get creative

misty coyote
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that aint good for you lol

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also honestly jj kinda a game manager so far

scarlet cargo
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Chapman 102 with nasty arm side movement lol

thorny patio
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Did we know peyton manning made a tv show? You know the football guy. Called payton's places of all things

solar night
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Peyton and Eli are both very entertaining in front of a camera, whether it's football, a TV show, the Manningcast, or something else

midnight drift
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I don't know if anyone else has been watching this Falcons game, but I don't recommend it. The only scoring has been field goals, and the defenses haven't been particularly explosive.

scarlet cargo
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this game sucks

midnight drift
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LOL. Yes.

lost pine
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Field goals only mode

misty coyote
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and honestly jj mccarthy is doing as well as i thought tho i also didnt expect the falcons d line to be doing this well lmao9

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also the vikings rush defense has been kinda ass the entire game

misty coyote
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And the punt returner muffed the final punt recovery

normal flax
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raysPumpkin who looked at the Chargers v Raiders match up and thought that was Monday night worthy?

thorny patio
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Well well well. Angles are eliminated

solar night
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Check out my results from my ESPN fantasy league!

devout mesa
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nice

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also Burrow out for 3 months

misty coyote
vale bramble
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I’m grasping at straws

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He was my starter in both leagues

misty coyote
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I’m probably gonna claim Jordan love

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Also bench tryveon Henderson

scarlet cargo
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one of my teams had a down week but my opponent popped off this week anyway

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so I'm fine with it. rather this than a bad week in an actual winnable matchup

vale bramble
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Bro the Pink Floyd reference is too cold

solar night
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Nahhh that's clearly a Super Mario Odyssey reference /s

thorny patio
devout mesa
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Bengals QB yes

misty coyote
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aaand my backup qb is out too

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i need to get better qbs

vale bramble
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Bro are you okay this year??? It’s week 2 and you may be fucked…i mean me too kek

midnight drift
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BOOKER T IS ON MY SCREEN SEND HELP

solar night
midnight drift
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Yeah, they showed him at the Texans game.

devout mesa
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ya he's a houston native

normal flax
midnight drift
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DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT?

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That Texan's player's head was shaking on the ground.

midnight drift
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FUCK. YES. BUCCS.

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GAME OVER BUCCS WIN

wide cape
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FIRST PLAY OF THE NIGHT AND GENO THROWS A PICK

lost pine
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Ok now these ads are getting ridiculous

thorny patio
normal flax
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Also fifth straight year going 2-0

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Also NFC West is scary this year it seems

thorny patio
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It would be scary if all were 2 - 0

plucky barn
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That wouldn't have been possible but I get what your saying

thorny patio
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Oh right we started with 49ers

solar night
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Colorado's attachment to its MLB team since 1993 is so hard to understand

vale bramble
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Outdrawing the Tigers is hilarious but honestly not surprising considering the area of Detroit overall. Colorado is a much nicer please to live and more people travel there for pleasure than anyone ever would for Detroit

solar night
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That is true

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But, the Pirates, in their ballpark that everyone loves, are averaging less than 19,000

vale bramble
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Poverty franchise making poverty moves pushing the fanbase away joe_idk

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Everyone knows Skenes is temporary

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And Bryan Reynolds wasn’t exactly a splash

solar night
vale bramble
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Good vacation spot vs who’s flying to Pitt?

solar night
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I didn't think a city with such thin air would be so popular with tourists

vale bramble
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Skiing, Snowboarding, Smoking and Sports

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The 4 S’s of Colorado

thorny patio
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How did Braves vs Nats get so fucking lucky to not have played each other SINCE MAY???

solar night
thorny patio
thorny patio
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We win

lost pine
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10 in a row!

pure jasper
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How about that new MARIO TENNIS game

silent barn
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if only it was a mario baseball game instead 😔

normal flax
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If only it was the og mario soccer instead

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Unhinged and goes hard

vale bramble
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Cmon Cleveland and Texas!! raysA y’all slackin at the wrong time

pure jasper
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Oops I thought this was main

solar night
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I gotta stop takin ma baths when Peter does his shenanigans

solar night
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ESPN is doing an MLB whiparound show, but I just saw them show odds provided by ESPN Bet. Nice try, but I'm not supporting you if you're going to do that

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I can watch MLB Big Inning instead

midnight drift
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What is MLB Big Inning?

midnight drift
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Oh, that's cool

vale bramble
thorny patio
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We lost

silent barn
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I would like to publicly shame the texas rangers for their pitiful performance against the astros

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cmon guys what are we doing

midnight drift
lost pine
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Wow we choked

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That's ok we're still in a good spot

thorny patio
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0.5 back

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Thankfully Texas and Houston have off days tomorrow

lost pine
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We're 3 up in the wild card

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With only... 9 games left?

thorny patio
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Huh??? 9

lost pine
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12?

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It's 10 mb

thorny patio
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Its 10.
-# 9 was close tho

lost pine
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3 up with 10 to play

thorny patio
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I hate this

lost pine
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And 3 of those 10 games are against the Rockies

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...however 6 of them are against Houston and the Dodgers.

thorny patio
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I love volcano sport, and apple cup.

lost pine
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We have to take some from Houston just to get a gap over the wild card race because Cleveland is hot and closing in fast

lost pine
thorny patio
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We are tied with Boston rn

lost pine
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I've been to st helens uhhhhh once in 2010, once in 2022, once in 2024, and uhhh 5 times this year

lost pine
thorny patio
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Grated this is from yesterday, but i dont like this (mostly NY games)

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It would be cool to see Seattle vs Milwaukee world thing.

silent barn
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😭😭😭

normal flax
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We won but no way everyone ahead of us will go on a 10 game losing streak and us on a 10 game winning streak sadhamster

scarlet cargo
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red sox day game today

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need some wins

normal flax
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They're getting them

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Although its gonna be interesting this weekend around Stienbrenner. USF and the Bucs play at home earlier in the day then the Rays play their last home games right after.

vale bramble
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That sounds like traffic hell

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Just getting to raymond james for a football game is horrible, add in getting in for a rays game right next to it at the same time… i don’t envy anyone attending kek

solar night
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Many Hall of Famers have been saying that they don't like how early kids are specializing in baseball or that they're playing year-round

normal flax
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  1. part of that is how many games the MLB plays already. 162 games in regular season and if you aren't preforming during that time its back to the minors.
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  1. if you aren't warm then you aren't preforming at peak
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The whole warm thing is very baseball specific. Ask the playoff bye seeds. Really the MLB needs to encourage everyone to slow it down.

solar night
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You do know that this is about high school and college players, right? You're just explaining how MLB impacts the specialization and year-round playing mentalities? @normal flax

normal flax
scarlet cargo
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basketball has a similar problem with AAU

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I will always advocate for cross-training

silent barn
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why are the guardians lowkey making a good run for a playoff spot

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1.5 GB boston

midnight drift
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Kind of a small file size for a whole city.

thorny patio
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Clayton Kershaw is retiring

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And seattle win

normal flax
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Oh hey...we shutout...I like it when we do that

scarlet cargo
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misty coyote
misty coyote
vale bramble
midnight drift
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https://youtu.be/wsTEqRsUwTI?si=REfVCzZSHLrrdnrw&t=912 Watch up until 21:10. This is AMAZING.

The AFL, founded in 1960, was special for many reasons. One was its willingness to do what the NFL wouldn’t and adopt the two-point conversion, which allowed pro teams to score in chunks of eight for the first time. This, of course, changed the mathematics of scorigami forever. So where did the AFL come from? Well, uh … how much do you know ...

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solar night
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(this was on Tuesday night)

midnight drift
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Fair enough. I've just always found Jon Bois to be completely captivating. One of the best documentary people on Youtube.

solar night
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I've seen most of his most famous videos, just not the Vikings doc

midnight drift
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OH shit, I forgot about the Vikings doc.

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I'm gonna have to watch taht at some point.

midnight drift
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Damn, he fucked THAT kick up.

thorny patio
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So fun fact, theres one team in mlb who has two single a teams

thorny patio
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These 2 stories have 2 very different vibes

thorny patio
solar night
thorny patio
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Huh

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Weird

normal flax
solar night
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New meme just dropped

mild abyss
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huge series between mariners and astros starting today

thorny patio
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Please dont remind me /silly

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Fully forgot we on ESPN Sunday

solar night
vale bramble
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Betting on Woo

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Go mariners

solar night
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The Mariners played an epic video narrated by Greg Amsinger at the start of their broadcast

lost pine
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Come on Ms

thorny patio
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Seattle win

thorny patio
mild abyss
thorny patio
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Colorado also won

thorny patio
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I would call our mascot pretty normal compared to other ones

normal flax
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There is a chance that no team breaks 100 wins this year. Phillies and Brewers are the only two that can do it and Phillies need to win the rest of their games while the Brewers cant lose more than 2. Otherwise everyone is below 100 wins.

vale bramble
normal flax
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How Baku is going

normal flax
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P1 Verstappne, P2 FREAKING SAINZ, P3 FREAKING LAWSON

6 red flags

devout mesa
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my little cousin plays high school football and got his first ever pick 6 last night

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the whole family is so hyped

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first person in the family to play football since my grandfather back in the 50's

normal flax
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Im watching the Clemson game. macchiLooking Onside kick right after your first possession is truely one of the most strategies of all time.

devout mesa
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idk what game to watch raysOof

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the clemson game sounds cool, but also Texas Tech and Utah

normal flax
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Syracuse is just exposing Clemson's defense rn

devout mesa
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heck

vale bramble
normal flax
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Also my nephew is getting into little league baseball

normal flax
vale bramble
normal flax
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We've taken him to MLB games and I work with someone who coaches little league baseball. He's also been practicing his batting as well.

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I couldn't help him much beyond what I was taught as a kid since I did volleyball as a kid.

normal flax
mild abyss
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AND sainz too wow. love a mixed up grid

normal flax
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Im excited for this grid. Max will probably run away but Azerbaijan is a track that will challenge even seasoned drivers if not by the layout then by the weather. Add that its got a good chance of rain tomorrow and chaos will ensue.

mild abyss
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honestly Baku's one of my favorites tracks, im looking forward to it

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rain will make it even better yeah

normal flax
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Monza, Baku, and COTA are my favs

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Least fav are Jeddah, Monaco, and Miami

mild abyss
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Montréal, Baku, Melbourne are my personal favs

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oh and suzuka too

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im not a big fan of vegas though. miami is just mehh

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then monaco, for obvious reasons

normal flax
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Montreal is 4th for me but mostly to see who hits the wall of champions.

mild abyss
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😭

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its had some pretty good races

normal flax
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Vegas I've been warming up to because it's one of the coldest races ironically

mild abyss
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i just didnt like how there are 3 American circuits

normal flax
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That I do get. Especially Miami. Like you have Daytona not far from there that you can try ovals with again. Maybe look at St. Pete for inspiration from a similar series but instead they built a track that is difficult to over take and was only interesting with rain.

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And Legos

devout mesa
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damn, Tech's kicker just made a 58 yard FG

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his career long was 47 lol

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had a lot extra on it too, could have made 60 imo

solar night
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There are many

devout mesa
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Texas Tech

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sorry I'm texas brained

midnight drift
devout mesa
lost pine
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It's usually "this guy hasn't missed in like 50 kicks" and then he misses

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But that one was "that guy's not gonna make it" and he drills it

vale bramble
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nice "jinx" YEP

solar night
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Another 30 HR, 40 SB season for Jose Ramirez

silent barn
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We are so bad bro

vale bramble
silent barn
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GG

lost pine
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the Tigers might be cooked

silent barn
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Yeah what a shameful start to the season

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college basketball is only over a month away i guess

solar night
silent barn
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LOL

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Well I mean Detroit’s been playing shitty baseball too I guess

solar night
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Their lead is now 1 1/2 games

silent barn
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Clemson Tigers 🤝 Detroit Tigers
Ugly products on the field this past month

solar night
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This would be one of the biggest chokes ever and a 180 degree spin from last year when they overcame a <1% chance of making the playoffs

solar night
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Daylen Lile is the most electric MLB player of September

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1.162 OPS, 7 triples, and 4 home runs (1 inside-the-park) this month

lost pine
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BIG DUMPER JUST HIT NUMBER 57

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Most by a Mariner in a season

mild abyss
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blue jays and tigers are cooked

thorny patio
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WE WINNNNN

lost pine
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YESSIR

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Cleveland caught the Astros. Oh my goodness.

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It could actually happen

vale bramble
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what a catch by robles

solar night
solar night
solar night
vale bramble
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"complete hall of fame resume" kek_alt

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yeah ok....

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glaze the man JUST a bit

solar night
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Ok but it's true, despite the 3 playoff games and 1 playoff hit

vale bramble
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i don't think it's enough

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because if you're saying that, is Giancarlo Stanton who hit #450 tonight, also a hall of famer. Stanton does have playoff experience and in fact has dominated in October in crunch time

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Mike Trout was no doubt a dominant player and possibly the best player over a 5 year span

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and then....has never been the same since the injury bug struck

solar night
vale bramble
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is this is his first full season in 6 years?

solar night
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Yes...

vale bramble
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if Mike Trout stayed healthy, then he's an easy lock for the Hall

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I think the writers will take pity on him and vote him in. They also put Mike Mussina in the Hall

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I as a Mike supporter, don't believe him to be worthy of that

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Mike deserves the Hall of Very Good

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but HoF? HoF is so rigged at times

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They're gonna vote Trout in cause "he's a good guy"

solar night
vale bramble
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less than 2k hits, couldn't stay healthy the majority of his career....

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sounds like grady sizemore

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we've seen it all too often

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again, i agreed. Trout was Peak male performance for a stretch of time

solar night
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You cannot compare them

vale bramble
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that wasn't where i was going with that but sure...careers cut due to injuries

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Mike's been in the league 15 some odd years

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he's played in like 10 of them

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he's missed so much time, his peak ended on the IL

solar night
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I need you to look at Andruw Jones' career. He might sneak into the Hall of Fame on the BBWAA ballot despite a fall off in his 30s and a lesser peak than Trout's

vale bramble
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Andruw Jones should have been an easy lock for the Hall. 15 (or close to it) Gold Gloves in Centerfield with over 400 Homeruns

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no one was better

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but he's not in

solar night
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Trout has 0, but that is not indicative of the quality of his defense

vale bramble
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10*...i was guesstimating

solar night
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Andruw Jones never won an MVP

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Trout won 3 with 4 runner-up finishes

vale bramble
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it's indicative that Jones was always a better defensive outfielder

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that's all that says

solar night
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Trout indeed has only 1.2 dWAR with a maximum of 2 in a season, but that is the weakest side of his game on the field

vale bramble
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I think considering his Peak, Trout deserves the Hall of Very Good...

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if he gets to 500, Hall of Fame

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but he'll have to stay healthy for that to happen

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it was a short lived top of the game...when was the last time Trout's name was popping onto our screens. No one cares what he's done the past 5 or 6 years

solar night
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Everyone knew his name

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And he posted 6.1 bWAR in 2022 btw

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In 119 games

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Could have been another MVP

vale bramble
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that defines Mike Trout's career

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COULD HAVE BEEN

solar night
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Only in the second half of it, and it is still going

vale bramble
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It's barely going

solar night
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0.9 bWAR in 2025. His job is safe

vale bramble
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on a poor ass angels team

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that's his job security...the angels would have no one left

thorny patio
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The college team i follow won but Google is saying the other team won.

vale bramble
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that's literally it. They'd be shameful if they tried to "get rid of him" but realistically they should have tried to trade Trout years ago

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like they should have done with Shohei in his last year

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at least get something for him

thorny patio
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What's going on with trout?

vale bramble
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nothing

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he hit his 400th homerun

thorny patio
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He's not mvp worthy this year tho

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But cool for him

solar night
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My main idea is that, when you have one of the greatest 8-year stretches ever before your age-28 season, that is already enough WAR to make the Hall of Fame. His BaseballReference Hall of Fame statistics (which are definitely not perfect) say that he's an easy Hall of Famer. The last 6 seasons have been unfortunate, but he has still been able to drive up his counting stats

thorny patio
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Most of any angel

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Angel

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-# I thought the first one was angle 😂

solar night
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I have seen many experts call him one of the greatest players ever and an easy first ballot Hall of Famer

thorny patio
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But is he going to be an almost perfect player and get almost everybody voting for him like seattle's guy?

solar night
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And over 75% of writers would vote for him with his current resume

vale bramble
thorny patio
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The 299 then 400

vale bramble
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Mo is the only Unanimous HOF'er so far

solar night
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Trout is not unanimous with the way things are going, I would guess. But that's ok

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He's not Albert Pujols

vale bramble
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albert should be a lock

thorny patio
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Dang it forgot how ours looks.
-# hi player we dont like here in Seattle

vale bramble
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griffey really spent all that time out of seattle...

thorny patio
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Season math is weird. Tell me why a guy that started in 2021 has 5 years in the league when 2020 was 5 years ago not 2021.

solar night
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So 2025 is year 5

thorny patio
misty coyote
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tf happened to illinois xD

solar night
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He had 22 more FanGraphs WAR than anyone else, pitcher or hitter, from 2012-2019

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Like I said, it's a peak that puts you in the Hall of Fame no matter what happens next

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Andruw Jones' peak is not comparable

thorny patio
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A pitcher has a war?

solar night
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yes

thorny patio
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-# I dont pay attention to pitchers stats other then era so I forgot what they all have lol

vale bramble
# solar night Andruw Jones' peak is not comparable

i didn't bring up Jones, you did.

yes i clicked the link. I've seen the page many times before and watched video essays on how good Trout was. Don't have to explain to me how good he was. Lord knows he was a Yankee killer as well in his hay days. But I believe the Hall is about numbers AND Longevity. Not just a peak that once it ended, not only did he become not the same guy, but basically useless. Trout was a generational player. I'm not arguing that. But dude hasn't been relevant half his career

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bro hasn't been on the field

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he hasn't been healthy

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and he's just honestly been collecting a check half his career

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He's the biggest waste of talent the league has seen imo

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the what ifs surrounding Mike Trout are insane

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What If he wasn't an Angel

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What if he ever got to taste October again

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what if he wasn't stuck on such a poverty franchise that couldn't make a single good decision in 20 years

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He's also to blame for never speaking up on his career or wanting to leave LA...lord knows she should have

solar night
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Even though he has chosen to stay in Anaheim, it's not his fault that he is 1 of 26 guys in a true team sport

vale bramble
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he's probably one of those people who believe in Loyalty over a chance at winning

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and that's commendable...but for talent like him...a waste

solar night
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I definitely believe that both longevity and numbers matter

vale bramble
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and he lacks longevity. The amount of years he's played doesn't match the amount of games he should have played

solar night
#

But a historic amount of one is good enough to make the Hall of Fame, and it's not like 1641 games is unacceptable

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Numbers matter more than longevity IMO

vale bramble
#

how many players with less than 2k hits are in the Halll?

solar night
#

Jamie Moyer is not close to a Hall of Famer

vale bramble
#

honest question, i don't have the answer

#

lmao Jamie Moyer

#

add Julio Franco to that ridiculous list

#

played till he was almost 50

solar night
#

Trout racked up numbers so quickly that it's as if he's played way more games

#

He has almost 40 more WAR than Kiner

vale bramble
#

Kiner's probably in for his extended career as a broadcaster as well as a player

#

staying in baseball didn't hurt

#

sure did help though

#

funny fact i just learned...IKF is related to Ralph Kiner kek

#

honestly would not have put that together cause i never read IKF's full name

#

it's always just IKF...not isiah kiner-filefa

solar night
#

They're distant cousins

#

Closing statement (hopefully): Mike Trout is a Hall of Famer to me, just maybe not an icon, and you can have the opinion you have, but I don't think it's very common

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(he'd be an icon if he had more longevity)

vale bramble
#

🤝

thorny patio
#
MLB.com

TAMPA -- At first, Stuart Sternberg was caught up in images of the past. Sitting among family, friends and Rays executives by the home dugout at George M. Steinbrenner Field after the first inning of Tampa Bay’s 6-3 loss to Boston on Saturday night, he looked out at the scoreboard

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Huge news Tampa fans

thorny patio
#

Ah yes my favorite west team The Altanta Braves. (This is from from 1981 btw)

lost pine
#

I've watched that Victor Robles catch like 50 times

normal flax
#

P1 Verstappen, P2 Russel, P3 SMOOTH OPERATOR Sainz

normal flax
#

Also rays7 for Steinbrenner Field hosting it's last major league game today

vale bramble
#

Until next year

solar night
#

I'm not convinced that Tropicana Field will be ready by the end of March

vale bramble
#

I’ll believe it when I see it

thorny patio
normal flax
#

Last time I passed by the Trop they had 4 panels of the roof up

midnight drift
#

Oh hell yeah, we are 5 minutes to football time

vale bramble
#

lmao colts picks 6

#

why are the colts gonna be 3-0 with danny dimes as their starter?

midnight drift
#

Pretty wild.

#

SO MANY PENALTIES IN THIS BUCCS GAME

#

There's been 10+ flags in this damn game so far, and it's the first quarter.

#

Two missed kicks by Parker Romo so far. Koo not looking so bad right now, I'd say

normal flax
#

Its gonna be a game of who gets the least penalties. 9-84 for the Jets and 4-56 for the Bucs

midnight drift
#

The Bengals are fucked, and so are people who drafted Ja'Marr Chase (me included)

devout mesa
#

i have vikings defense raysC

midnight drift
#

Good choice.

devout mesa
#

vikings defense having an unreal day

normal flax
#

POGGIES Intercepted for a touchdown

devout mesa
#

ANOTHER STRIP

midnight drift
#

OH MAN WHAT IS UP WITH THE EAGLES

normal flax
#

idk but I'll point and laugh regardless

scarlet cargo
#

the Pats are never allowed to run the ball again

devout mesa
#

wtf why did CBS abruptly change to Stealers/Pats in my area ???

#

Bengals/Vikings had just started the 3rd quarter wtf

vale bramble
#

When did jayden daniels get hurt that marriota is playing today?

midnight drift
#

Knee sprain

midnight drift
devout mesa
#

you literally cannot watch the game legally in my market now

#

since it's "in-market" it's blocked on Sunday Ticket

midnight drift
#

Ohhh

#

Well

#

You can watch it if you have Redzone, kinda

thorny patio
vale bramble
#

Eagles failed 4th down

#

Praying for their downfall

#

Ong the Jags defense just gave away the lead

#

Bro…there was a whole amazon warehouse between the receiver and defender

#

Jags Texans no one wants to win

#

Falcons shut out 30-0

#

“Penix breakout season”

#

Barkley giving me nothing today joe_anger

#

Absolutely nothing

solar night
vale bramble
#

Browns blocked fg!!

wide cape
#

Daniel Jones is 3-0 ever since posting this

devout mesa
#

WOW

#

eagles win on a blocked field goal

vale bramble
#

NOW FUCKING WAY

#

I HATE IT HERE!!!

#

That shit’s scripted

midnight drift
#

GODDAMNIT

vale bramble
#

Jags decided to win

plucky barn
#

So many special teamers are gonna learn unemployment this week

vale bramble
#

Yo fr

#

How many blocked kicks today? At least 3?

#

Jets won joesadmanga

#

Bucs choked

#

Fuckers

midnight drift
#

It's not over yet

vale bramble
#

No it is

midnight drift
#

?????

#

30 seconds on my TV

vale bramble
#

Oh it’s not i got duped wtf

#

Wtf did redzone show me

#

Cmon Bucs!!

#

Dont be shit

vale bramble
#

HELL YEAH

#

JETS SUCK!!!

normal flax
#

It shouldn't have been that close but we're already battered up raysC 3-0

vale bramble
#

Daniel Jones Colts are 3-0

devout mesa
#

time to watch the immense disappointment of my dallas cowboys

vale bramble
#

Giants are the late game

#

So everyone gets to watch them suck

normal flax
#

ChatPopcorn Saints are in ultra suck mode

vale bramble
normal flax
#

Wrong suck

devout mesa
#

god dammit

#

how are the cowboys this bad

normal flax
#

They aren't embracing the power of propane

solar night
vale bramble
#

@silent barn

#

BEN RICE IS HIM!!!!!

silent barn
#

LETS GOOOO

#

🍚🍚🍚

vale bramble
#

SO SMOOTH

#

LIKE JAZZ

silent barn
#

🎷🎷🎷

mild abyss
#

welp we've clinched the playoffs, which is good

#

now just gotta defend the al east...

vale bramble
#

it'd be really hard to lose it at this point

lost pine
#

Seahawks are up uh

#

28-3

#

surely nothing bad happens to that lead right

wide cape
vale bramble
#

dau with war flashbacks

#

Stankees win!!

#

6 games left in the year, all at home

lost pine
#

How did the Packers lose to the Browns

#

35-3 Seattle

normal flax
#

Beat them into a pulp

silent barn
#

Reds have overtaken the Mets for the last playoff spot raysL

lost pine
#

Key word being almost

plucky barn
#

Umm

#

God so many awful special teams today

lost pine
#

38-3 Seattle

#

38-6 at halftime

lost pine
#

Oh no we gave up a touchdown, what a shame

#

44-13 Seahawks

devout mesa
midnight drift
#

Did anyone see Mac Jones limping on the sideline there?

thorny patio
#

5 mins left too

devout mesa
#

dallas is the worst team in football

vale bramble
#

Both my fantasy teams in shambles this week

devout mesa
#

i gotta wait until monday for my two heavy hitters to play lol

vale bramble
#

Saquon threw

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9 points

devout mesa
#

erm actually the stats say he didn't throw any passes

vale bramble
#

Deebo threw

#

Meanwhile i put courtlan surton on the bench for him

#

Who had a great day

midnight drift
#

I'm playing RookieBot this week

#

Which, when you play RookieBot, it's a free win.

#

(Literally just a bot team made of rookies)

vale bramble
#

Wtf?? Rookiebot?

#

Did you not have enough people in your league?

#

I’ve never heard of that before

midnight drift
#

I only have three actual people in my league.

lost pine
#

Cardinals safety!

midnight drift
#

But, I can only have even numbers of players.

#

So, I had to make one a bot.

scarlet cargo
#

McCorkle Jones time

lost pine
#

Cardinals are gonna blow it

scarlet cargo
#

McCorkle is leading a 3-0 team

midnight drift
#

9ers win

lost pine
#

The 49ers play like garbage and keep winning cause the other team folds

midnight drift
#

I mean, they're injured to hell and back.

#

But, Pearsall and CMC are bailing them out, it seems.

devout mesa
#

imma need lamar and derrick to ball out tomorrow

midnight drift
#

How many points do you need?

devout mesa
#

hard to say since my opponent has st. brown

#

who plays tomorrow too lol

midnight drift
#

Ohhhh, okay.

#

I have Lamar, Gibbs, and St. Brown tomorrow.

#

I've put quite a few eggs in the Detriot basket.

devout mesa
#

bro how many fkn kicks got blocked today

#

crazy

silent barn
#

JP Crawford 🔥🔥🔥

#

Cook em M’s

#

And Cal now too

vale bramble
#

giants gonna make KC 0-3 joe_pray

#

pray

#

and bet

lost pine
#

The Ms are HOT

lost pine
#

True

midnight drift
normal flax
#

There legit was an episode explaining he couldn't

lost pine
#

Can't use magic to interfere with competitions

midnight drift
#

Oh yeah. There was a baseball episode and a basketball episode all about that, I think.

vale bramble
#

Brandon Jacobs the Hype Man!!!!

#

GO BIG BLUE

#

The biggest of men!!

midnight drift
#

Did he SERIOUSLY just say "Russel Williams"???

vale bramble
#

did he?

#

SKAT is SO FUN to watch

#

this boy's a brick wall

devout mesa
#

he's absolutely speedrunning CTE though

vale bramble
#

It took 5 MEN to take him down just now

vale bramble
#

between Tracey and Skat we've got two "good" backs

devout mesa
#

helmet hard, helmet lead. first down 👍

vale bramble
#

1 pass play so far is strange for the giants

#

going for it on 4th already kek

#

this is a different giants i'm used to watching

#

that was so dumb kek

#

no points

#

that's why you kick it on 4th in the 1st quarter

devout mesa
#

wtf was that

#

kelce standing still, mahomes standing still, missed the throw

midnight drift
#

Yeah, I was wondering that myself.

#

I could throw the football better than that.

devout mesa
#

it looked so strange lol

vale bramble
#

fuck you

#

doinked it

#

bs fg

devout mesa
#

goal post is a swiftie

#

smh

vale bramble
#

smh

#

fuck....

#

tracey gone

#

😐

#

fuckin hell

midnight drift
#

That's not good.

vale bramble
#

No..it’s really not

#

Singletary has been a return guy and Skat isn’t a #1 yet

#

He’s good for short bursts so far but i don’t think he’s built up to take the majority of snaps yet

#

wrist...that's broken

#

he's holding it up with his other hand....

devout mesa
#

going for it on 4th again???

vale bramble
#

nah

devout mesa
#

ah it was bait

vale bramble
#

trying to make em jump

#

not at the 50 yd line

#

that'd be wild

#

BRO

#

look at that shit!!!

#

Scripted KC bullshit

#

"missed calls"

silent barn
vale bramble
#

this is my nightmare joesadmanga

#

the downfall of russ starts here

#

underthrown trash

midnight drift
#

I think it's time for Kelce to retire.

#

Go home and be a famous husband

vale bramble
#

Please score before the half

#

Havent thrown to nabers once

#

bruh...

#

flag after flag

#

that was a facesmask

#

lets go!!!

#

SKATEBO!!!

devout mesa
#

the effort

midnight drift
#

ANOTHER BLOCKED KICK LMAO

devout mesa
#

holy shit lmao

vale bramble
#

bruh

#

i hate this

devout mesa
#

what have they been feeding these special teams

vale bramble
#

is that 5??

devout mesa
#

I think so lmao

vale bramble
#

ridiculous

#

gano being hurt every year is getting really annoying

#

why do we keep him?

midnight drift
#

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

vale bramble
#

god dammit!!!

#

he fucking dropped it

#

HOW DO YOU MISS THE BALL BRO

devout mesa
#

just fall on it wtf

vale bramble
#

terrible bro

devout mesa
#

field position is great

vale bramble
#

it's still 3rd down

#

dont trust giants defense to not fuck this up

midnight drift
#

THEY GO FOR A RUN LMAO

vale bramble
#

well...stay away from another sack

#

also burn the giants' timeout

#

it was smart to do that

#

lmao kc so dumb

#

thats the dumbest penalty bro

#

15 yards lets go!!!

#

throw it to nabers please!!! i need the points

#

PI

#

lmao

midnight drift
#

"What's the first thing you do when you come off the line??"
"GRAB THAT FACEMASK!!!"

vale bramble
#

we cant kick a fg...

#

we need a td here

wide cape
#

what the fuck is happening 🥀

vale bramble
#

im definitely losing fantasy this week

#

thanks russ

#

i miss burrow

#

nooooooooo

devout mesa
#

knees shouldn't do that

vale bramble
#

burns is hurt now

midnight drift
#

The ride never ends.

vale bramble
#

this isnt fun anymore

#

ohhhh shit

#

good defense there

#

almost took it away

midnight drift
#

This game is kinda sad, damn man.

vale bramble
#

flag where!!!

#

brrrruuuuuuuuuuuh

#

jesus christ

#

terrible penalty

#

so fucking dumb

vale bramble
#

if he catches it they dont even get the next play off

#

let him catch it

#

so dumb

midnight drift
#

WHAT WAS THAT THROW LMAO

vale bramble
#

now they kick it

#

what a horribly played half by both teams

plucky barn
#

NBC is paying the price for having a watchable game week 1

plucky barn
#

Gano hurt himself to close to game time again

vale bramble
#

Russ is at -2.44 points today joesadmanga

#

What the actual fuck

#

The giants game plan was very obvious in the beginning and then tracey went down

#

It’s like russ came into the game without a plan to throw the ball

midnight drift
#

Well, there's no way I can miss the rest of this shitshow.

vale bramble
#

Oh burns is back thank god

misty coyote
#

and he is on my opponants team this week and if he doesnt score any points that increases my chance that derrick henry will get ALL the points

#

and help me win

vale bramble
#

Henry’s on my team that i’m definitely losing this week unless him and zay ball the fuck out

#

I need russ naber henry and zay to show up

#

Two of these guys have not

#

So i’m screwed this week

lost pine
#

Astros swept

#

They've really got a problem now

vale bramble
#

Ok game’s over now joesadmanga

#

This is too bit of a lead for us to overcome now

#

Without a kicker

#

This is the weirdest thing

#

Why are they doing this???

midnight drift
#

Run-sel Wilson

#

WHAT THE

vale bramble
#

What are they doing this with this odd play call wtf

#

In for one play

#

This is looking bad

midnight drift
#

Because Dual QB setups ALWAYS work.

vale bramble
#

Russ isn’t comfortable at all

#

Bruh

#

This is so shit

#

Russel’s really not trying to keep his starting role

vale bramble
#

And now

#

This game is over

#

And now my fantasy season is over

#

Nabers is down

midnight drift
#

OH FUCK NO

devout mesa
midnight drift
#

That's so bad.

misty coyote
#

rip to nabers tho

vale bramble
#

-_-

#

This is sooooo bad

midnight drift
#

LMFAO WHAT TEH FUCK

#

Oh okay.

#

That works too.

devout mesa
#

win or lose, Cam Skattebo is a fkn STUD

#

the Giants will 100% not pay him, and he'll go to the Eagles

vale bramble
#

This is so dumb

#

Gano is in pain

#

After a short kick

plucky barn
#

Yeah

vale bramble
#

We’re so cooked

#

If skatebo is all our offense can manage we’re fucked

plucky barn
#

If only he could get injured like 4 days before gameday

vale bramble
#

Can’t go a whole game without throwing to nabers

#

Learned about ham

#

Okay

midnight drift
#

"and twat" -Collinsworth

misty coyote
#

But it’s not over uet

#

I need Derrick Henry to not shit the bed

#

Against Detroit

midnight drift
#

Has a catch called incomplete, and then goes on to do an even BETTER catch.

plucky barn
#

Lol

vale bramble
#

It’s how the game started of course it’s how it’ll end

midnight drift
#

I think the crowd booing really sells the situation.

vale bramble
#

Dart’s gonna start in a couple weeks

#

Bet

plucky barn
#

Average Giants fan

vale bramble
#

You have to catch that

#

So bad

midnight drift
#

God, that guy in the audience is just done with all of this lmao

vale bramble
#

0-3

#

This was winnable

#

Last week was winnable

#

We should be 2-1 tbh

#

We shouldn’t be 0-3

#

Poor coaching has us here

midnight drift
#

Christ, that was an ugly game.

thorny patio
#

Our magic number is three. I don't like and our magic number is three

normal flax
devout mesa
#

i'm gonna need lamar and derrick to ball out tonight

#

definitely going to move skattebo from my bench to my roster next week

misty coyote
thorny patio
#

This is weird to see

normal flax
normal flax
#

Also 3-0 club consists of Bills, 49ers, Colts, Eagles, Chargers, and Bucs. Colts and Chargers being goated was not on my bingo card.

lost pine
#

That seems like a lot

normal flax
#

It will get smaller next week.

#

Eagles play the Bucs next week

lost pine
#

Please beat the Eagles it would be so funny

silent barn
#

I’ll never forget when they beat A&M on the road

#

Obviously App State is most well known for their upset against Michigan but I was too young for that

#

And he wasn’t the coach either I’d imagine lol

solar night
# normal flax https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46346665/ucf-assistant-ex-appalachian-st-coa...

I was at this game during his tenure as a non-head coach, and now in the past few years, I keep hearing about App State being in unusual circumstances
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/400938893/app-state-umass

normal flax
#

It seems so odd for someone like him to just suddenly pass away.

vale bramble
#

Go Ravens tonight

#

Go Zay Go Henry

#

Everyone else i could care less

#

GO FANTASY TEAM!! raysA

silent barn
#

My fantasy team got cooked this weekend YEP

#

Bijan and Nabers were not great

misty coyote
#

GO HENRY

misty coyote
midnight drift
#

11's fine for Bijan. The bust rate for RBs and WRs is 8 points or less (this is not a fact, this is just an opinion)

silent barn
#

Either way the rest of my team didn't show up much either so

#

Just gotta bounce back for next week 🙏

vale bramble
#

giants need new coaches after Nabers getting 3 total targets and only 2 catches

midnight drift
#

Hey, doesn't hockey start soon?

vale bramble
wide cape
# normal flax

Wait I just realized, kinda fucking crazy they had all divisional games the first three weeks

misty coyote
vale bramble
#

ok mnf

#

i see you random country singer

vale bramble
#

yesterday my parents were at the Stankees-Orioles game...tonight they're at the Ravens game

#

go Ravens

wide cape
#

detroit loins

#

lkwer ufhv elsa4

#

tae

#

gt e

#

ag

#

as

midnight drift
#

Okay, I would say that was a very good National Anthem

vale bramble
#

DauFire did your cat walk on your keyboard?

devout mesa
vale bramble
#

your Labubu?

#

smh

devout mesa
#

nah that's more like a Lafufu

vale bramble
#

i will cut a labubu straight off a bag just so there's one less in the world

devout mesa
#

twenty four karat gold la bew bew

#

i don't understand blind boxes like labubu

#

like just go to a casino fr

#

lamar on my roster, goff on my bench. i got the market cornered KEKW

vale bramble
#

ayo!! that's our boy out there!!

#

Broderick!!

#

#96

devout mesa
#

am i missing lore on that

vale bramble
#

nah...he's my step-dad's client

#

Step-Dad is lowkey an NFL agent

devout mesa
#

ohhhh gotcha

vale bramble
#

no other lore behind it

#

he's a nice kid

devout mesa
#

ya i got a guy on the vikings defense that i knew in college lol, really cool guy

vale bramble
#

lions marching rn

#

oo he rushed that

#

he had more time

devout mesa
#

bro is HUMBLE

vale bramble
#

yep

#

quick score to start

midnight drift
#

GIBBS TOUCHDOWN LET'S GOOOO

devout mesa
#

at least it wasn't st. brown

#

i need him to lay the fattest egg tonight

vale bramble
#

lol

midnight drift
#

Hey, as long as Gibbs keeps getting receptions and carries, and then also Lamar goes crazy, that would be fine if St. Brown has a big goose egg

vale bramble
#

lamar needs to go off cause I need Flowers to go off

#

but also I need Henry to rush hard tonight

#

i'd settle for 100 yds and 2td's please joe_pray

devout mesa
#

i still think Derrick Henry will have a 2000yd season, purely because Adam Sandler offered him a spot in a future movie if he does KEKW

vale bramble
#

oh did he? that's funny

#

he should give him a role regardless

#

he gives shaq acting gigs just because

#

he gave travis kelce of all people

devout mesa
#

apparently he's a massive Adam Sandler fan, and was at the Happy Gilmore 2 premier lol

vale bramble
#

Zay is short omg

#

i didn't know that

#

but he's so much shorter than the rest of the offense

devout mesa
#

wtf i'm taller

#

that's rare lol

vale bramble
#

yeah he's not tall

#

that's wild kek