Sports Megathread

[thorny patio]

That M's v Braves game

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

aaron rodgers rn

[lost pine]

Why is this game a shootout of all games

[normal flax]

Because the Jets got more than 10 points

[midnight drift]

Anyone who has Ja'Marr Chase in Fantasy is FUMING

[mild abyss]

jays risp is SO bad this series

[lost pine]

I have Tee Higgins and am not doing much better

[normal flax]

back under .500

[vale bramble]

Giants 0 touchdowns today

[normal flax]

I swear if we lose because of these refs

[lost pine]

Stillers gahnta superbowl

[vale bramble]

At least the Stankees won

[silent barn]

WE WON A SERIES AGAINST A DIVISION RIVAL IN 2025 LETS GOOOO

[vale bramble]

Omg

Bucs

How???

[normal flax]

Refs being blind

You know. The usual.

[midnight drift]

WHAT AN ENDING

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-tired-panting-gif-15270472

At least we won a game against the Falcons this year

[vale bramble]

Bucs still win

Skin of your teeth

[solar night]

loljets

[silent barn]

yeah haha lets just laugh at the jets...

cant think of any other new york football team that had an embarassing performance this sunday

[misty coyote]

SCORE PACKERS

[normal flax]

We can laugh at the Panthers getting wrecked by the Jags

In fact, the Bucs are going to be the only NFC South team to win on opening day

[devout mesa]

🥀

[lost pine]

Was I right about the Lions

[misty coyote]

PACKERS ARE COMING IN HOT!

[misty coyote]

Me with Joe burrow who also disappointed

[normal flax]

NCAA rankings came out. USF is #18 above Alabama.

[vale bramble]

Bro Burrow folded today!!

I’m so mad. My whole team folded today outside of Bowers

[normal flax]

Also these rankings are terrible when Notre Dame is 8th and is 0-1.

[misty coyote]

Alabama puts up 70 and gets no respect despite the rank of Florida state

[normal flax]

They deserve it.

[silent barn]

please tell me this is sarcasm 😭

[misty coyote]

I’m just saying that they got a tough schedule usually

It’s fine for now but might bounce back later

[silent barn]

no idea if you're a bama fan or not but i mean i dont think they really deserve a ranking for getting cooked by FSU and then smoking a team they paid to play

[misty coyote]

Still fsu might just be an absolute god squad and we might not know

[silent barn]

for the record i dont think clemson deserves their ranking either and i am a student here LOL

i mean there's plenty of time to turn it around sure

[misty coyote]

Yeah that’s what I’m saying

For now we don’t know

[silent barn]

i just wouldnt say them beating UL monroe at home is necessarily gonna prove much

[misty coyote]

But we should see how it goes

[silent barn]

they play on the road at georgia in like 3 weeks that should tell us a bit more about this team

[normal flax]

I looked at their schedule and it looks easy with Georgia and LSU being the only problem matches

[silent barn]

UofSC on the road could be tough too

as much as it pains me to say they are better than us LOL

we got a road game at GT this upcoming weekend and i am worried

losing to troy at halftime and only beating them by 11 was not great!

[devout mesa]

rankings are complete guesses until November, and should be disregarded entirely until then

[silent barn]

LMAO

[silent barn]

yeah no i completely agree with you

the only thing it really provides until around november is entertainment and gets the people talking

like for example we are ranked at #12 after today's poll

but lets be fr, we have not played like the #12 team in the country and do not have the resume for that

if we were solely to go off of resume i would argue LSU, Miami, Ohio St, USF, and FSU have the strongest resumes

[normal flax]

If that is the case then there are no stakes until November for any game.

[devout mesa]

record matters

[solar night]

Yeah, good luck making the playoff if you have 2 losses

[plucky barn]

Jake Moody has to be getting cut

Missed 27 yarder

Blocked 38 yarder

[devout mesa]

kittle out

[plucky barn]

Purdy is either handing off or dumping it to CMC

[silent barn]

anyone know why there isnt SNB tonight?

is it cause of football

[misty coyote]

The 49ers “superstar” quarterback without their top target my friends

[lost pine]

the Lions are so cooked without Ben Johnson

[lost pine]

We are screwed too

The 49ers did absolutely everything to hand us the game and we still couldn't beat them

[solar night]

Gotta be

Wanna know how unhittable Aroldis Chapman is right now? He struck out 4 in the 9th to earn the save and the mythical 12-point ESPN fantasy 1-inning appearance

[midnight drift]

Hey, y'all wanna hear a funny joke?

[solar night]

The Browns

[midnight drift]

No, not THAT one

[solar night]

(Doubt)?

[midnight drift]

That's my current nicknames for them.

After their performance today

[solar night]

Nicknaming your fantasy players is quite a concept. I haven't seen it before

[midnight drift]

Yeah, it's on a site called Sleeper.

[solar night]

If I could nickname Aroldis Chapman, it'd be "Left Hand of God" or something like that

[midnight drift]

That's awesome.

[scarlet cargo]

they've been calling him "The Cuban Missile" on the NESN broadcasts

[misty coyote]

I’d say it’s more that the packers got Micha parsons and have everyone healthy that mattered most here

[solar night]

He probably got that nickname in 2010 when he could throw 105. I've heard it for years

It's an excellent nickname

[silent barn]

my friends and i use it for fantasy too

[misty coyote]

And now for a fun game of guess the top 2 scorers in my fantasy team

Ironically I still had better wide receiver play than my opponent

[devout mesa]

i'm sitting at 86.1 fpts and only half my team has played lol

[misty coyote]

im at 75 since a couple of my guys did ass this week

and guess which of my players performed the best this week

[devout mesa]

i still have Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry to play LOL

[misty coyote]

i too have derrick henry and james cook to play

[midnight drift]

Yeah, I just learned about it. Been great so far.

[misty coyote]

i might swap james cook out tho

[misty coyote]

its funny becuase my highest scorer this week was THE DENVER BRONCOS

[midnight drift]

That's a nice team, dude.

[misty coyote]

this is my team

i might cut kaleb johnson later

[midnight drift]

That's pretty damn good too

[misty coyote]

Tyler warren did what I expected them to do

[midnight drift]

Here's mine currently, but is pretty much always changing

[misty coyote]

tho I might claim someone to replace travyon henderson soon

im down 40 points right now

and i hope both derrick and james can carry me

[midnight drift]

I mean, if anyone's gonna carry, those two are a good choice for sure.

I can only win my matchup this week if Lamar goes CRAZY, and Justin Jefferson owned by my opponent basically doesn't play.

[misty coyote]

yeah but still id rather not bet on 2 players getting 40 combined points 😭\

[midnight drift]

Yeah, understandable. Henry can do 20 for sure, though.

[midnight drift]

Jeez.

[misty coyote]

so uhm

derick henry already has 20 points

[midnight drift]

Yeah, he's awesome.

[misty coyote]

yeah i know he does stuff like that

thats why i drafted him

gosh darn it lamar

stop sharking the touchdowns

i need those fantasy points

[midnight drift]

I need some of those Lamar touchdown

[devout mesa]

i aint mad either way lol

[midnight drift]

But, if he THREW to Henry, that would be fine

[misty coyote]

true

if he threw the touchdown i would have been happy

better question: can james cook not suck

dang matt prater is still kicking

i thought he was retired at this point

i really want derrick henry to get like 5 more points and james cook and the bills to go insane in the second half so i can get the ravens defense with low fantesy points and me to win

[vale bramble]

Yeah…i pretty much drafted the same team twice with very minor differences

Derrick Henry killin it!! Needed him to show up

But Zay!!! Boy’s got 21 points!!!

Both of my opponents week 1 had jayden daniels…that kinda sucked ngl

[midnight drift]

Jayden Daniels has QB1 potential.

[misty coyote]

HAHA YES

IM WINNING MY FANTESY MATCHUP THANK YOU FOR NOT SUCKING THIS HALF JAMES

[misty coyote]

yeah he has carried me combined with james cook to get me the win

its eseentially secured at this point

[midnight drift]

Alright, if Justin Jefferson doesn't play AT ALL tomorrow night, I will have won this week in Fantasy.

[vale bramble]

so....very unlikely then

[midnight drift]

Yes.

What a run by Cook

[misty coyote]

So uhm

They both got 20 points 😂

[midnight drift]

Woo! Congrats

[vale bramble]

you cooked with that duo

[misty coyote]

Yea I knew that James cook was a multi use back and Derrick Henry is Derrick Henry lol

[misty coyote]

I would have had more points today if Joe had passed more

The game isn’t over but I’m pretty sure I secured the win

Also Denver went nuts today against the titans lmao

[scarlet cargo]

won both my leagues this week

great start

[misty coyote]

I do NOT regret drafting Derrick Henry lmao

[vale bramble]

Absolutely not

Dude is STILL a unit

[misty coyote]

Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if he kept running until he was 36

[vale bramble]

HUGE 46 yard td

Bro wtf is this dude made of

[misty coyote]

He is insanely healthy

[vale bramble]

Wtf bro he’s got 31 points today!

[misty coyote]

His regiment and recovery schedule are great

[vale bramble]

It’s week 1

[misty coyote]

Yes and I drafted him

With my first pick

[vale bramble]

Me and you both

Oh no i got him…second or third round?

[misty coyote]

Well first or second pick lol

[misty coyote]

Didn’t loose any value clearly

[vale bramble]

Second round i just checked

Ah i see what i did. In that league i drafted last

I took Bowers and Henry back to back

Hopefully Bowers isnt DOA

[misty coyote]

I drafted second to last

I drafted Henry then joe

[midnight drift]

From what I've seen, Bowers is feeling confident about the injury not affecting him

[vale bramble]

i really hope he's right...would really suck losing my 1st round pick in week 1

[misty coyote]

💀

I took Tyler Warren as My tight end

I bet that he would be an actually good rookie

[vale bramble]

i was thinking about the GB TE in later round

but he got taken too early

[misty coyote]

You mean tucker Kraft?

[vale bramble]

yes

i trust Jordan Love

[misty coyote]

Me when I’m a packer fan and we dominated

[solar night]

How many people are in this league??? 4??? And is there no bench?

[midnight drift]

Yes, 4. My original 12 person league fucked me over, and didn't add me in, so I made my own. Note: one of the four is a bot.

[solar night]

That would explain why that team, which has way more roster spots than it should, is the greatest fantasy football team I have ever seen

I'd play if it was that rewarding

[misty coyote]

BIG FUMBLE FROM HENRY

[midnight drift]

Could you imagine if this game goes into overtime?

[midnight drift]

My original 12 person league had 16 players on each team overall.

[solar night]

Sounds painful

[midnight drift]

I don't mind it. I actually won one year because I had CMC for a full season.

Oh my God, are Buffalo going to actually pull this off?

[scarlet cargo]

josh allen the goat

[midnight drift]

THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT

HOLY. SHIT.

[lofty basin]

bro that game was absolute cinema

[misty coyote]

Remember when the packers cut jaire?

And remember how we contained a good receiver core this week?

Yeah I do too

[vale bramble]

Funny thing…i originally drafted Tyler Bass from Bufallo as my kicker and then he was placed on the IR hours before the game so i took his back up who went a perfect 3/3 with 2 extra points made for 12 points total. And obviously the game winner

How good does that dude feel

[vale bramble]

What is in this man’s cheerios??

[thorny patio]

What the heck is wrong with philadelphia fans???

[solar night]

They suffered until the Phillies won their first World Series in 1980, and the anger and craziness has been passed down

[thorny patio]

Not just the baseball fans.

The football fans too.

[solar night]

It carries over. The whole city wasn't having winners for a long time

It took the 76ers almost 40 years to win a championship

The Eagles didn't win a Super Bowl until Super Bowl 52

The Flyers did win the Stanley Cup in 1974 and 1975 within a decade of their first season, though

The Phillies have won one World Series since 1980

[scarlet cargo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Eagles_Santa_Claus_incident

[solar night]

Don't let Philadelphia sports fans forget this

[scarlet cargo]

i don't think they want to forget it

it's pretty awesome

they also threw batteries at JD Drew during a Phillies game

[devout mesa]

i was just about to say, "didn't they pelt an outfielder with batteries for not re-signing with them?"

[vale bramble]

JD Drew was hated nationally by the MLB from day one anyways

Dude was an enemy in every city, even the one’s he played in

[scarlet cargo]

won a ring with the sox

and his only allstar appearance

[plucky barn]

Matt Prater is that guy

When he got to the facility players thought he was a coach

[thorny patio]

Somehow I dont think thats the worse philadelphia fans thing. Tw gross ||the fan who ate horse poop|| might take that honor

-# I was going to say cake but that might have been a much

[real rover]

This game was crazy

[solar night]

Two own goals in Israel's favor is the icing on the cake

Certifiably crazy game based on this screenshot alone

[midnight drift]

I have accepted that I'm losing fantasy this week.

[vale bramble]

First Monday Night Football of the year!!

https://tenor.com/view/hank-williams-jr-are-you-ready-for-some-football-football-football-is-back-monday-night-football-gif-25960691

[devout mesa]

yo why does the field look like that

[vale bramble]

Like what?

[devout mesa]

like there's big spots that look like they just rolled out the sod 20 minutes ago

[vale bramble]

I ain’t lookin that close but now i will

I guess you can sort of see it. Those white lines in the grass

[devout mesa]

yeah, i'd be worried about tripping in one of those lol

[vale bramble]

That’s what you’re talking about right? Not the yardage lines, but ones that look like it’s separate pieces of grass

[devout mesa]

yeah exactly

[vale bramble]

Just Chicago things

It does look cruddy

But i’m sure it’s fine

Can’t be worse than meadowlands turf

[devout mesa]

true lol

[vale bramble]

I think Caleb’s gonna have a nice breakout year

I think he was judged a bit harshly last year

[devout mesa]

he didn't have a very good head coach last year either lol

still saving that timeout for a rainy day

[vale bramble]

Timeout in the first series not on 4th down

What are we doing?

Holy shit

Nice fkn throw

[midnight drift]

That catch and throw was AMAZING

[vale bramble]

Hell of a catch

[midnight drift]

OH HELL YES, THEY PLAYED STREET PLAYER BY CHICAGO

LET"S GOOOOOOO

[devout mesa]

Chicago IN Chicago???

[midnight drift]

Chicago (the band) is one of my all time favorites. I've seen them twice live.

[devout mesa]

man it's so cool seeing Levi Drake Rodriguez (DL for the Vikings, #50) get snaps in the regular season finally. really nice guy IRL

first player drafted from my school since 2003

[midnight drift]

Oh man, that is SO cool

[devout mesa]

he already got a tackle this game, so he's matched last season's stats lol

if my math is correct, in order for me to lose my fantasy matchup at this point, TJ Hockenson and D'Andre Swift will need to have a combined 14 touchdowns.

[midnight drift]

JESUS. That would be quite a game

[devout mesa]

honestly seeing a game like that would be worth losing my fantasy matchup lol

[vale bramble]

I’ve already lost interest in this game

I just need Aaron Jones and DJ moore to not have 40 point games and i’m good

[midnight drift]

HE GOT IT!!

[devout mesa]

he hit da gwiddy

[midnight drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXGIiuzAaTE

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

[plucky barn]

Bears got consumed by McCarthyism

[lost pine]

Same old Bears

[thorny patio]

Ah reds v Padres extra innings

[thorny patio]

Hey did u see what we did?

If the brewers win even game from now till end of season they should have 109 wins if I did the math right

Huh

[lost pine]

We won?

[thorny patio]

We won

[lost pine]

W

[thorny patio]

Padres won

[thorny patio]

Unfortunately texas also won. Fortunately houston didn't play though

I'm sorry, but what did it in was a double even though there were multiple doubles before in the game?????

That's unm.Yeah, let's not use that guy next time

[devout mesa]

kittle out 3-5 weeks

[vale bramble]

[devout mesa]

finally drafted a decent TE and bro gets hurt halfway through the season opener

[solar night]

I had a nightmare last night that the Chiefs won Super Bowl 60

[devout mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-bobby-michael-clark-duncan-gif-3441243

[vale bramble]

How dare you put that out in the universe

[normal flax]

Mods, make them play against the Chiefs

[misty coyote]

It’s not that the Vikings did good in the end it’s more the fact to me that the bears defense faltered since they had multiple opportunities to hold them and didn’t

[vale bramble]

Caleb actually showed promise in the first half and then got exposed :/

[vale bramble]

@silent barn did you see that!!!??

[silent barn]

I love Grisham bro

also BAJ with a homer today 🐐

[vale bramble]

Arson Judge

He was aiming for one there

[silent barn]

lets gooo belli

[vale bramble]

He’s such a stud

I love our current outfield fr

Belli Grish and Judge (Healthy)

It feels so right

I could do without Spencer Jones if this is what we have next year ngl

[silent barn]

yeah that outfield is awesome

[solar night]

Suspicious silence

[vale bramble]

stankees imploded 😐

typical

not surprised

[silent barn]

crazy how the game got called off for rain

[devout mesa]

new scorigami video

part 1 of 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNwUiu_8Eg

[thorny patio]

Hahaha. Anthony Rizzo is going to retire as a cub

[vale bramble]

Good for him. He deserves his flowers. Good guy overall good and fun career. Helped bring Chicago a ring.

[solar night]

We're both survivors of childhood cancer, so he inspires me

[silent barn]

He seems like a very nice guy

very respectable career and charitable

enjoy retirement Rizzo 🫡

[normal flax]

He proved Timmy Turner doesn't exist by winning the world series with the Cubs.

[midnight drift]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1965751407530975534?t=5loF6aL8UdfgZDVhuo3dGA&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Jets are releasing WR/returner Xavier Gipson, as @BrianCoz reported. Gipson lost a key fumble Sunday, and in the end, it cost him his job.

X · Sep 10, 2025, 12:17 PM

[plucky barn]

If turnover = cut

The Jets are gonna have a new roster by week 12

[midnight drift]

https://fixupx.com/AdamSchefter/status/1965873287793406073

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers HC Kyle Shanahan told reporters that Brock Purdy could miss “multiple weeks” and that he is a “long shot” to play Sunday at New Orleans. 49ers QB Mac Jones is in line to start.

Quoting Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)
︀
Ahead of Sunday’s game at New Orleans, 49ers QB Brock Purdy is not practicing today due to his left shoulder and toe injuries.

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FixupX · Sep 10, 2025, 8:21 PM

[solar night]

Aroldis Chapman's hitless streak ended at 14.2 innings, and he gave up the game-winning run on the next hit

Still, I want to give this man a virtual standing ovation

🧍‍♂️

[thorny patio]

Hey at least he didn't do the Dodgers and lose 2 no nos in 3 days.

[thorny patio]

Seattle needs to give some of their players days off. Center fielder and shortstop mostly.

[thorny patio]

Pen? Who needs a pen? Apparently not seattle. Highlighted is starters

@lost pine i think i've seen this before, except it was eighteen innings and houston

[lost pine]

Oh brother

[thorny patio]

We have three pictures who are not starters left that we can use.And we play tomorrow

Also both the texas teams won

They intentionally walked cal so they could deal with julio, who needs a day off

Everyone we can have pitch is righty

[thorny patio]

Did you want thirteen innings?

WE WON!!!!!

[lost pine]

Thank goodness for that

[vale bramble]

At least he was ONLY my back up

[midnight drift]

https://www.golongtd.com/p/house-of-dysfunction-part-i-the-curious This is a FASCINATING read.

[thorny patio]

I feel weird rooting for the jays BUT they are playing Houston so its fine

[silent barn]

ive accepted that the yankees arent winning the division so i rather just see the astros lose theirs

[devout mesa]

🤝

[silent barn]

i believe in Rangers/Mariners supremacy

go get em boys

[thorny patio]

Wait Houston was always AL? (Last 2 was 2012 vs 2013)

[devout mesa]

they were NL until 2013

[thorny patio]

Seattle (we last won in 2001)

Texas won last in 2016 I think

[thorny patio]

I honestly didn't know this. (I knew baseball stuff but didn't get fully into it till 2020 ish)

[silent barn]

hey thats when i got into baseball/sports in general too

i started paying attention to the yankees around the 2019 playoffs

but my family always had been into sports

after that i just picked it up

[thorny patio]

I was born and raised seattle fan tho

[silent barn]

oh yeah i was born and raised as a yankees fan. i just didnt get into it until around 6 years ago

[thorny patio]

-# other than soccer and obviously hockey

[devout mesa]

i always liked baseball and went to games a few times, but wasn't really a FAN until i was in high school, largely due to the Rangers going to the WS in 2010 & 2011

[silent barn]

makes sense

2019-20 i was in sophomore year of HS

sometimes i forget some of you guys are a lot older than i am

[devout mesa]

i graduated in 2012

[silent barn]

lmfao i graduated HS in 2022

[thorny patio]

Oh im young then (2024 class )

[devout mesa]

lol, tonight is the "Bark at the Park" game for the Round Rock Express minor league team. I wonder if the scoreboard keeper will troll the dogs again with the Ring doorbell sound.

[vale bramble]

El Presidente is at Yankee Stadium tonight

🫡

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-bravo-cheering-way-to-go-gif-18386619

[solar night]

Considering what day it is, I don't have a problem with it unless he does anything more than sit in his suite and appear on the jumbotron to a chorus of boos

[vale bramble]

Judge homers in the first

And thats all the yankee offense we’ll see tonight

[devout mesa]

castellanos up to bat

all i'm going to say is there is a LOT of money on him right now

not by me

[vale bramble]

Man i hope he hits one out tonight

I’d bet on it

I was just saying the same thing in another server

I wonder if Damp bet on him

[scarlet cargo]

i don't gamble anymore

[devout mesa]

based

[scarlet cargo]

only superbowl and kentucky derby

or if i'm actually at a casino

im completely out on mobile sports betting. we ruined sports

[vale bramble]

Aye dont say we

[devout mesa]

lol it's not legal in texas so i couldn't even if i wanted to

[vale bramble]

I’ve actually never bet on sports

[scarlet cargo]

draftkings C-suite should be tried at The Hague

[devout mesa]

same with Stake

[scarlet cargo]

my friends who are still on instagram showed me that some meme reel accounts now have Stake sponsorships

like you'll watch a reel and there's a Stake watermark at the bottom

[devout mesa]

lol i went to a huge Dota 2 tournament here in dallas back in 2022... the title sponsor was a crypto casino. which is not legal in the USA in general.

[devout mesa]

oh yeah there's TONS of those, and the algorithm picks them up fast

[scarlet cargo]

i have completely eliminated social media and mobile betting

looking forward to moving into the woods and getting off the internet completely in a few years

[devout mesa]

the only "betting" i do anymore is my 401k

[scarlet cargo]

basically compulsory gambling

needed so you can maybe live 3 years after retirement

anyway, everyone taking the Packers tonight?

[devout mesa]

as much as it pains me, i think washington might pull it off

the NFC East threw all of its talent into two teams

moreso the Eagles, but Washington ain't no slouch either

[midnight drift]

I'm thinking this game is gonna be the closest of the week, but I give it to The Packers because they're at home.

[vale bramble]

🦾

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-judge-homerun-baseball-mlb-gif-13518754

2-2 in front of the President

Trump gave him something in that handshake

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-yankees-giancarlo-stanton-yankees-mlb-baseball-gif-26792436

And one from Big G

🦾

[midnight drift]

Oh hell yes, I love a good trumpet National Anthem

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-heart-gif-4287460

[devout mesa]

he sounds good but he's doing the typical trumpet thing of disregarding any sort of intended rhythm lmao

nothing will beat Arturo Sandoval's version from a few years ago

as far as trumpets go

but Arturo is an absolute legend in the jazz world so it makes sense lol

[midnight drift]

I'll have to look that up

[scarlet cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/chuck-mangione-gif-5440280048235930686

[midnight drift]

Oh hell yeah, love Mangione.

That arm does NOT look good.

HOLY SHIT

Why in the world did Love go deep on that

[scarlet cargo]

bad throw

guy was wide open

[midnight drift]

Bizarre takeback on the foul there.

Hell of a tackle by Love.

[midnight drift]

HOLY SHIT

Yikes, that leg injury was NASTY

God, that poor guy looks devastated.

[midnight drift]

Alright, that's a good way to start the 2nd half for the Commanders. Let's see if they capitalize

They could not.

[scarlet cargo]

lol

[misty coyote]

Doink number 2

[midnight drift]

I feel like this game would've been a lot more interesting if the Commanders were here.

[misty coyote]

Packers defense is kinda cracked tho

Keep in mind what they did to the lions last Sunday

[midnight drift]

Yeah, they're lookin real good

The injuries tonight, jeez.

[lost pine]

Extra innings again.

[thorny patio]

With no pitchers, because we used all but 3 yesterday..

We used all the pitches we didn't use yesterday today + a guy we used yesterday

Every pitcher for seattle from here out pitched yesterday

I would love to strike him out

That works too

5-5 tie

2 outs

3 on

Naylor hitting. They intentionally walked two guys

@lost pine I think i saw this yesterday

I don't like this

Its because we had 3 guys in the pen who didn't play yesterday. So we literally have no pen tomorrow if we use everyone today..

They have had him since may still in a soxs hat, and we have no beach anymore

We win. Tied with Houston

Also it was exactly four hours long

Im scared now

[lost pine]

3 Angels, 3 Royals, 3 Astros, 3 Rockies, and 3 Dodgers left

[normal flax]

Losing a series to the White Sox? Us? Nah.

[misty coyote]

Anthony rizzo is retiring Saturday

And is being signed by the cubs for one day

And guess who has tickets to Saturdays game

[vale bramble]

Sounds incredibly cool. Have fun!

[normal flax]

Please dont put the retiree's curse upon us! Please let us win that game!

[solar night]

New additions to the list of sports figures I don't like, due to their backing of Charlie Kirk after his death: Jaxson Dart and Bruce Pearl

Julian Edelman and Tim Tebow gave opinions that were more neutral and shouldn't be viewed harshly

[scarlet cargo]

Not the best start

[vale bramble]

Damp I said it before I’ll say it again…those are the ugliest fucking jerseys boston has ever worn. 🤢 who thought that green was a good idea for a team with mainly red and white as their colors

Even as an alt it’s terrible

[midnight drift]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-christmas-tree-gif-10898174

[devout mesa]

gyat damn, rangers up 6 in the first inning lmao

[misty coyote]

Beautiful night for a brewers game

Yes I know I’m late I had class and I left it early to drive 6 hours to be here

[misty coyote]

Great view

[devout mesa]

basbal

[solar night]

Fenway Park and those jerseys are green because the most popular nationality in Boston is Irish. Does that make a difference?

[vale bramble]

It doesn’t make it less ugly

And i already knew that

It’s still an ugly ass jersey

[solar night]

I like these more than the previous City Connect jerseys (the yellow ones)

Significantly more

[vale bramble]

Oh man the yellow ones

I’m glad the stankees dont have a city connect jersey

[devout mesa]

i hate the rangers city connect jerseys

they look really cheap

[misty coyote]

Saggese more like SAGGESE NUTS HA GOTTEM

[silent barn]

despite being in the parking lot thats a sick photo

[misty coyote]

It’s a pretty sick stadium overall

[scarlet cargo]

The green jerseys rule

You just have bad taste

[misty coyote]

Brewers got the brew crew jerseys on today and they are pretty rad

[thorny patio]

Go brewers

[thorny patio]

Have u seen seattle city connects?

[silent barn]

sure looks like it

[misty coyote]

Certainly more compact compared to my usual target field experience

Since target field is more spread out in the bottom layers

[thorny patio]

The worst team rn has the same wins as the worst team last year

[thorny patio]

@lost pine Hey we actually know how to not go into extras.

[lost pine]

Alright

Too bad the Astros won too

[silent barn]

Giants walk it off with a grand slam

officially half a game behind the Mets

[thorny patio]

But still we are tied for first

[misty coyote]

Nice day for some ball

[solar night]

If you told me this photo was taken in 2020, I'd believe you

[devout mesa]

i went to my first game there last year, it was cool af

totally different vibe from a ranger game but both are great

[solar night]

I went there twice in my childhood

I went to a Brewers game the first time, too

[devout mesa]

i really hope the rangers at least get a WC spot so I can go to another playoff game

I went to an ALDS game back in 2011, it was hype af

that was a WILD two years for us

[vale bramble]

one day i'll get to wrigley...first i need a valid excuse to go to chicago tho 🙃

[devout mesa]

i went to chicago to see a concert at Soldier Field

[vale bramble]

that's dope

[devout mesa]

and we were like "eh, let's go to a Cubs game while we're here"

[vale bramble]

beeeg stadium = beeg crowd

[devout mesa]

it was a George Strait concert. he had just set the record for largest ticketed concert a few days prior with his show at Kyle Field lol

largest ticketed concert in the US, that is

[misty coyote]

The gates haven’t opened yet I was on a tour before the game

[solar night]

That makes sense

I've taken that tour

[devout mesa]

if there's any stadium worth a tour, it's Wrigley

soooo much history

[misty coyote]

I go to Chicago every couple years or so

I drove through Chicago lasts month on my way home from Florida

[devout mesa]

i was surprised with Chicago, it was actually really awesome

last summer was my first time going there, other than layovers lol

[misty coyote]

Did you try any Deep dish?

[devout mesa]

yeah, it was pretty good lol

[misty coyote]

Yeah it tastes delicious

[devout mesa]

we made the mistake of ordering 3 pies for 5 people

[misty coyote]

lol

[devout mesa]

we also went to Portillo's for some Chicago dogs. wasn't really my thing tbh

i'm a hotdog purist

i always eat my body weight in street vendor hotdogs when i'm in NYC

water dog, steamed bun, deli mustard. PEAK hotdoggage

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hot-dog-jpeg-compression-gif-1089644969406883692

[vale bramble]

thats a lot of dough

[devout mesa]

i was proud of my family that trip, we followed the "don't eat anything you can get at home" rule the whole time we were there

not even starbucks in the morning lol

oh shoot, i'm watching the Clemson/Georgia Tech game... didn't realize there was an audio feed of ref reviews, that's fkn cool

is that just an ACC thing?

[misty coyote]

Anthony rizzo is retiring with the cubs today at the game

[solar night]

I don't think I've had deep dish pizza since my second trip to Chicago in I think 2012, and I miss it

[silent barn]

have fun!

[misty coyote]

Mhm

[silent barn]

clemson down at halftime, this team is not good bro

i know GT isnt bad this year but man

this is pitiful

[misty coyote]

That’s what I’m saying

Kade klubnick is just not that good

[silent barn]

pretty much

[vale bramble]

The Bananas are taking over The Bronx tonight and tomorrow

[silent barn]

sigh

fakest #12 ranking ever

[misty coyote]

Fakest #5 in the preseason poll more like

[silent barn]

the rumors are true

[devout mesa]

i stand by my previous statement

[normal flax]

I want to see #5 fall

I want the chaos

[solar night]

The ESPN website wouldn't even let me watch that game

All it showed was a pre-selected picture of Cade Klubnik

[normal flax]

Im only going to watch USF because we have a week 3 bye for some reason

[normal flax]

Rays dub acquired

[misty coyote]

Barely

[normal flax]

I'll take barely at this point

[misty coyote]

I was at the game lmao

[normal flax]

Thanks for letting us win

[misty coyote]

Not a cubs fan just was visiting on my journey to visit all mlb parks

I was at miller park yesturday

Screw American family field it’s miller park to me

[normal flax]

Are you including the minor league fields this year?

[misty coyote]

Not going to all this year, I mean all of them at some point

[normal flax]

I mean it still counts since a full season at least has been played at them

[misty coyote]

True lmao

Wrigley was the 4th one I’ve been to

First one obv being target field

I’ve also been to the hall of fame

And played in a tournament there

[silent barn]

This Georgia/Tennessee game has been fire

[midnight drift]

It really has

OH GOD NO IT WAS HORRIBLE

INTO OVERTIME WE GO

[vale bramble]

HUGE WIN!!!

https://tenor.com/view/yankees-win-gif-20698274

[silent barn]

that was the most obvious missed FG of all time

[silent barn]

🔥🔥🔥

[midnight drift]

My roommate thought it was blocked at first.

[silent barn]

i knew it was gonna be shanked because the kicker was waiting for so damn long

[midnight drift]

Do you have a horse in this Georgia v Tennessee race?

[normal flax]

I had family that taught at Georgia so them

[midnight drift]

Ah, okay.

Oh God, he's gonna try to kick another one

Whew. Okay, that was good.

[normal flax]

Also Miami is destroying USF

[midnight drift]

I don't have a horse in this race, I just felt bad for the kid missing that kick

[midnight drift]

Yeah, I saw. My roommate shut the game off, lmao. Couldn't take it anymore.

[normal flax]

tbf, Miami has always dominated USF for as long as I can remember

[midnight drift]

Makes sense.

Well, the writing seems to be on the wall for this Georgia game.

That'll do it

SHORT?!

[normal flax]

[midnight drift]

God, the strength to hold himself up like that with everyone on top of him.

[normal flax]

https://tenor.com/view/ufl-xfl-usfl-espn-abc-gif-30944498094728337

[silent barn]

holy choke Tennessee

[silent barn]

i dont actually, i just love me some cfb

[devout mesa]

erm it's football, not horse racing

[normal flax]

Did someone say horse racing?

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-15063465391514740847

[silent barn]

the difference in offense between the LSU/Florida and Ole Miss/Arkansas game needs to be studied

Also VT is down 28-0 at the half to old dominion 💀💀💀

[plucky barn]

Only in college

Could you throw 1 pass and have it be intercepted

[vale bramble]

Nah

I bet Tua can do that

[normal flax]

Winston can do that

[vale bramble]

Him too

Joe Torre in a Savannah Banana’s Jersey

[thorny patio]

We have the first post season team

[vale bramble]

is it the al central tigers?

[thorny patio]

Nope brewers

[misty coyote]

Brewers are in the nl central

Also thank you google very cool

Also South Carolina got destroyed wtf

[thorny patio]

Indiana state got murdered yesterday

[misty coyote]

Yup

[thorny patio]

A few teams got murdered yesterday and today

[misty coyote]

Brewers game tonight is a sick game

[thorny patio]

Go brewers

A college football team i follow lost.

We are now 0-3. Btw this team is a D1 team

Huh I would have guessed brewers had this in the bag from the start considering that starting pitcher

[plucky barn]

Bill is gonna do unfunny things to him

At least they won by 30

[silent barn]

A&M???

[silent barn]

you just love to see it!

if we (clemson) are gonna suck they better too

vandy is a bunch of dawgs tho dont sleep on diego pavia

[misty coyote]

Is it by any chance Sam Houston state?

[silent barn]

you and Virginia tech!

what a win for A&M

[misty coyote]

Yeah

Notre dame is feeling the effects of loosing their starters from last year

WHAT A GAME FOR THE BREWERS

[thorny patio]

Nope

[thorny patio]

Yeah

@lost pine we are 8 straight now

[mild abyss]

[lost pine]

Do we have tiebreak over Houston

[misty coyote]

They were down bad for a second but they came storming back in the 8th and 9th

[solar night]

Wow, that is...one of the worst football sequences I've ever seen

[silent barn]

i think that was from last year

[solar night]

It would be easy to assume that the ball was fumbled and kicked backwards, getting them to 2nd and 59 on one play

[vale bramble]

[thorny patio]

Sooo one of Seattle's minor league teams won their championships. Championship was the third in franchise history. Yet seattle still haven't. Huh I wonder if took people from that team and put them in seattle if we would win

[solar night]

No

That's not how that works

[normal flax]

Even still. Great plays ruined one after another to end up halfway down the field is insane.

[silent barn]

oh yeah it was a crazy ref show

[devout mesa]

cam skattebo back up to 0 career yards

[vale bramble]

Thats our boy!

[devout mesa]

damn he got 8 more but it got called back lmao

also ESPN fantasy is broken

damn 55 is TILTED

how tf is he still in the game

ANOTHER PENALTY

THAT'S 5 IN THE FIRST QUARTER

[silent barn]

am i really going to subject myself to watching the Giants this afternoon?

i guess i will...

at least i'll put it on in the background while im doing some homework

[scarlet cargo]

Pats need a new kicker

guy is getting cut immediately after this game lmao

[midnight drift]

Yeah, no doubt.

[midnight drift]

Feelin real sad for people that drafted Josh Allen. Only 5.4 fantasy points

[vale bramble]

Big giants sack

Dak got crushed there

[vale bramble]

Josh not performing this year makes me feel better that i missed on him in both my leagues. But burrow needs to step his shit up from last week

Lol Jets

20-0 first half

James Cook just COOKED

40yd td

[devout mesa]

why do i root for this sorry ass team

[vale bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/malik-nabers-lsu-nfl-football-new-york-giants-gif-5922566521682722075

https://tenor.com/view/malik-nabers-lsu-nfl-football-new-york-giants-gif-5922566521682722075

First of the year!!! Lets go!!!

[normal flax]

Tis good day to be giant

[midnight drift]

What a bullshit unsportsmanlike call on CeeDee

[vale bramble]

Where’s the 4th foul??

That was so dumb

[midnight drift]

That's a good question

[vale bramble]

Offsides on defense anyways

At least it’s not Tom Brady on the call today

Couldn’t stand listening to him last week

[normal flax]

I'll take Tom Brady over Nico Rosburg on commentary any day

[vale bramble]

No thanks

You’ll take tom cause he brought you a SB

[midnight drift]

THAT CAM WARD THROW

I've been a Patriots fan my entire life, so I'm biased.

I love Tom on commentary

[normal flax]

You've not listened to Nico's commentary have you

[vale bramble]

I dont like tom’s voice

[midnight drift]

Fair enough

[devout mesa]

you know who probably would have been excellent on commentary from a game knowledge perspective?

Jason Witten

and ya i'm biased

[vale bramble]

Tight end?

[devout mesa]

yes

[vale bramble]

Hall of famer jason witten

[devout mesa]

he's a coach now

[vale bramble]

Or future hall of famer

[devout mesa]

uhhh good question, idk if it's been long enough

[vale bramble]

I dont think so

[devout mesa]

eligible in 2026

[midnight drift]

What is it, like 5 years after retiring?

[vale bramble]

Maybe this is year 4?

[solar night]

Correct. One year less than MLB

[vale bramble]

So close but not a pick

[devout mesa]

nobody can catch a goddamn ball

[vale bramble]

MLB is 5 years

[solar night]

Actually, you are eligible after five full seasons out of MLB, so if you retired after this season, you would be first eligible in 2031

[vale bramble]

Nope lol

Oh dallas

So so dumb

[devout mesa]

i'm sick of this fuckass team

[vale bramble]

You are so so dumb Dak

What are y’all paying him for?

9 penalties on Giants

That’s really bad for a game let alone 1 half

[solar night]

Wait, suddenly I'm confused. The NFL and MLB have the same rules

[vale bramble]

That’s the conclusion we came to, yes

[silent barn]

my fantasy GOAT (he wasnt great last week)

[vale bramble]

[silent barn]

i had to draft at least one Giant even if we suck

he was my best option

[vale bramble]

Same

He was my first rounder this year

[silent barn]

i took Bijan in the first round

had the #2 pick

[vale bramble]

Safe

[devout mesa]

how does derrick henry only have 5 rushing yards at halftime

[vale bramble]

Would have taken jamar if available or saquon over bijan tbh

[vale bramble]

He’s killing me

Bro needs to be better

[solar night]

This is year 5

[midnight drift]

THAT CATCH BY TESLA

[silent barn]

this is my first year doing fantasy so go easy on me but i think i got an okayish squad?

if it wasnt obvious im LGorms

[vale bramble]

I’m fucked in both leagues…Burrow out

[silent barn]

woof thats rough

[devout mesa]

mayfield is a fantasy gem

[silent barn]

yeah i was happy to draft baker

[devout mesa]

i had him last year

[silent barn]

i wasnt getting one of the top QBs like allen or lamar so

i thought he was a solid pick

[devout mesa]

i got lamar this time lol

[silent barn]

herbert is a good backup too

he went off against the chiefs even tho i had him on my bench

[silent barn]

nice nice

[devout mesa]

odunze is sitting on my bench

[vale bramble]

Had baker and josh last year

Should have taken baker this year

[devout mesa]

i somehow ended up with lamar and goff lol

[silent barn]

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1967288338811097409?s=46&t=pzzoll9fYcr4WicQ_wUduA

On3 (@On3sports)

BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨

https://t.co/VpfSabgEZN

X · Sep 14, 2025, 6:04 PM

notre dame ranked #24 without a win GG

💀

[vale bramble]

Next week i’ll have to play Jordan Love which isn’t bad…and then either russel wilson or aaron rodgers

Battles of the olds

[devout mesa]

three texas teams in the top 25

[silent barn]

im happy for vandy

[silent barn]

i havent seen much of texas tech but UT has looked rough with arch

[devout mesa]

arch manning setting nepotism back a decade

[silent barn]

😭

yeah he's been kinda ass

the arch manning vs DJ lagway matchup against florida is gonna set the clocks back 100 years

two highly rated QBs in the preseason and both are playing like garbage

[vale bramble]

So mid it only last 3 days

What a pick!!!

Holy shit

[devout mesa]

[vale bramble]

Ohhh

That could have been called back

Possibly

But they didnt challenge

Could have gone either way tbh

[devout mesa]

it was moving when it touched the ground

incomplete imo

whatever

[vale bramble]

I agree

[silent barn]

[midnight drift]

Why in the world have the Ravens already used TWO time outs in the second half? It's 5 mins left in the 3rd

[devout mesa]

my bench is outscoring my roster

and i have kittle on my bench

how is derrick henry laying such a monumental egg

[silent barn]

i knew i should not have taken a Jet

Wilson has been playing like shit 💀

he popped off last week

[devout mesa]

YIKES i just saw the score of the jets game

[vale bramble]

Derrick Henry is trying to screw us

Wtf

[silent barn]

Wilson with 2 points today for my fantasy 🔥🔥🔥

[vale bramble]

Derrick Henry has the same amount

Soo…

[devout mesa]

goff on my bench with 28 points in the 3rd quarter

[vale bramble]

Russel wilson on my bench 💀

Bro is ballin out today

[devout mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[vale bramble]

At least I got Nabers

[silent barn]

best feeling in the world is when your guy in fantasy helps your actual team

Cmon Nabers lets gooo

[silent barn]

you and i both

[devout mesa]

????? dart in????

[vale bramble]

Uhhh

Why is Dart in???

GO SKAT!!!!

[devout mesa]

whatever the fuck that was, it worked

[vale bramble]

Almost!!!!

OUR BOY!!!

[silent barn]

Hell yeah skatteboo

[vale bramble]

The tank almost got in!!

[silent barn]

no idea but it worked i guess!

[devout mesa]

SKATTEBO FIRST TOUCHDOWN

[vale bramble]

SKAT!!!!

THATS OUR BOY!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

[silent barn]

Dart/skattebo combo

our future…

[vale bramble]

First of many!!

[devout mesa]

okay now that that's out of the way

dak is a fraud

[silent barn]

[thorny patio]

Hey buddy I think ur body is telling u get not baseball

[silent barn]

bro sacrificed it all for their 2017 chip

[midnight drift]

DOLPHINS PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN

[vale bramble]

Thats why CeeDee gets paid

[midnight drift]

AND THEN A PATRIOTS KICKOFF RETURN TOUCHDOWN TO TAKE THE LEAD

[vale bramble]

Oh bro…

That’s wild

[midnight drift]

This Dolphins / Patriots game has been WILD

[vale bramble]

Cowboys back up

[devout mesa]

dart back in

i want to see a dart pass lol

[vale bramble]

Nabers selling

[devout mesa]

[vale bramble]

WANDALE!!!!

HOLY SHIT

HAVE A DAY

[vale bramble]

Need defense now

No one wants overtime

[devout mesa]

just got back from the future, Brandon Aubrey hits a 70 yard FG to tie it

[vale bramble]

Fuck!!

Of course another penalty

[lost pine]

HA steelers

[vale bramble]

We’re letting this get away

This is looking bad

Giants bad

Gonna lose this

[silent barn]

please guys cmon

[vale bramble]

These timeouts are stupid as hell

We’re gonna have nothing left when we need to run down the field

Dumb shit

We still suck. Still frauds

[silent barn]

painn

[midnight drift]

PATRIOTS WIN LET'S GOOOOOO

God, that was a CRAZY game.

[scarlet cargo]

that was a stressful game

[devout mesa]

let's see if the cowboys cock this up

[vale bramble]

Russ with a hell of a day so far

[midnight drift]

HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE CATCH THAT

[vale bramble]

385 pass yards

[devout mesa]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i fucking hate this team

[silent barn]

NABERS LFGGGGG

[vale bramble]

OH MY GOD

NABERS!!!!

[silent barn]

FANTASY AND REALITY 🔥🔥🔥

[midnight drift]

I've got goosebumps, legit.

[vale bramble]

HAVE A DAY RUSS!!!

Plus the pass interference!!!

HE’S SO ELITE!!

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-shoot-hose-water-hank-hill-gif-16824609

[midnight drift]

But there's still time for the Cowboys...

[vale bramble]

lmao

Thibs almost got him

Way too much room

Gonna tie this up

Please miss

[midnight drift]

HE GOT IT?!?!?

[vale bramble]

[devout mesa]

64 yards lmao

[vale bramble]

[devout mesa]

[vale bramble]

God dammit

Overtime

🙄

[silent barn]

GUHHHHH

[vale bramble]

All my homies hate overtime

[scarlet cargo]

What the

[devout mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

[vale bramble]

No defense right now bro

Wtf

[devout mesa]

jesus fuck don't do that

[vale bramble]

Fuck

So close

They have to go for this

This is dangerous

They’re punting omg

[devout mesa]

[vale bramble]

We just need a fg!!!

OMG PLEASE

RUSS PLEASE

Nabers more points

[devout mesa]

dallas secondary is going to lose us this game

[wide cape]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hill-dishonred-propane-disappointed-gif-14929313193082517190

[thorny patio]

Tied record for most hrs by a switch hitter (cal)

[devout mesa]

my heart

[vale bramble]

Fumble

Omg

Dumbass

God dammit

We threw it away

[devout mesa]

it's not over

[vale bramble]

Our one opportunity

[devout mesa]

you never know

[vale bramble]

Wandale why

We just threw the game away

Our punter is not a boot

[devout mesa]

[silent barn]

i am convinced both teams geniunely suck

[devout mesa]

absolutely

[vale bramble]

Both embarassing asf

Winner of this game is just the winner of the loser game

[silent barn]

offensive PI is crazy

[vale bramble]

Omg

No one wants to win

Wtf

[silent barn]

that felt like a bailout

lmfao

[vale bramble]

Lol on pickens

Barely anything at all

[midnight drift]

A tie would be really funny

[vale bramble]

Regular season games can end in a tie right?

[silent barn]

can our defense just get one stop jfc

[vale bramble]

Cmon bro

What is this

4 defenders bro

What is this

This next play should go to CD

Cover CD at least

Him or pickens