He's tied for 9th for all time hrs as a seattle player btw
#Sports Megathread
misty coyote
@ .mods || @devout mesa ||
thorny patio
If he get 62 this, im hopefully but doubtful he will mvp because of dang judge
-# even tho judge doesn't need or deserve it
And judge won last year
Our last mvp was 2001
The last catcher to win a mvp was 2012
New pitcher. We love making them switch pitchers in the 4th inning
normal flax
Its official
craggy raft
I don’t think he will, I can see him hitting 60 but not more then that
vale bramble
The league shouldnt still be pitching to him. He’s at 50 with a month left. If they let him do his thing, then yeah 62 is in reach. They shouldn’t though
thorny patio
Schedules might be out for mlb for twenty twenty six
thorny patio
Hey wait a minute
A's host back to back series at las Vegas ballpark
-# we ignore that one for now in September
normal flax
Rays will be back in the Trop. A's will be in Vegas. No minor league ballparks next year?
thorny patio
Rays will be back in the Trop. A's will be in Vegas. No minor league ballparks n...
No they won't be in their park thats still bring built just a park in Vegas
Also no still (at least rn) in the minor league park for the rays
normal flax
No, the Trop's getting done before next season
They're putting the roof on right now
thorny patio
normal flax
vale bramble
did he also throw a bat?
midnight drift
Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ0rNttIQY8
vale bramble
Dude touched the ump
That’s the first no-no of arguing your case
The poor Hi-Chew
He hit his own coach with the bat
What a chump
silent barn
Giancarlo Stanton 🐐
thorny patio
We lost. But we are blaming the pitching (and not me being there)
normal flax
We lost. But we are blaming the front office (and not the coaching staff)
midnight drift
scarlet cargo
TOMMY CUTLETS SZN IN NEW ENGLAND
vale bramble
normal flax
solar night
Good thing I'm not watching!
What's weird is that Cade Cavalli had actually done ok in his brief 2025 stint
This is not one of their starters who would be in Triple-A on most teams
silent barn
couldnt watch today's game cause i had class but man do we just feast against bad teams lol
scarlet cargo
RAFAELA
devout mesa
won the last scramble of the summer at the country club today, but it feels like we cheated 
devout mesa
one of the guys who i always team with had his daughter visiting for the week... she was on the golf team at Baylor
vale bramble
“Everyone cheats in scrambles” - everyone you ask
devout mesa
we didn't cheat the rules whatsoever, we just had an absolute unit of a golfer on our team lmao
-12 in 9 holes
vale bramble
God damn!!!
thorny patio
What was that LA v TEX game?
devout mesa
the Rangers put up more points than the Cowboys will next week, that's for damn sure
scarlet cargo
solar night
Mark Teixeira is running for state office in Texas as a Republican. I read his announcement, and I know what I need to know. Mark, I don't like or respect you anymore. Congratulations
devout mesa
yikes, i just read it too
thorny patio
Kyle Seager's brother needs to have surgery but its unlikely he will miss the rest of the season
lofty basin
dallas fans in shambles rn
vale bramble
Mark Teixeira is running for state office in Texas as a Republican. I read his a...
Yeah not too happy with his announcement. He could have left the latter part out of it. Now he’s catching strays
misty coyote
@devout mesa thanks for Micah parsons
Holy fuck tho
Didn’t think it would happen
The fuck are we gonna do cap wise the next couple of years tho xD
misty coyote
DON'T WORRY JERRY WE LOVE GOING 3-14
At least you got the packers 2 first rounders
Which are gonna be at the end of the first round probably
Also you got Kenny Clark
A 30 year old dt who underperformed last year
devout mesa
GOOD TRADE GOOD TRADE
scarlet cargo
DON'T WORRY JERRY WE LOVE GOING 3-14
i don't think having Micah Parsons holding out was gonna fix that tbh
should never have let it get to that point in the first place obviously
devout mesa
Nico Harrison is probably really happy right now, he's no longer the most hated GM in Dallas
LMAO, i asked my dad (a lifelong Cowboys fan) what he thinks about it
misty coyote
@devout mesa i just want to say that jerry just made my entire year
lofty basin
ty jerry 
misty coyote
ty jerry <:Prayge:848745635329867797>
you are a packer fan too?
lofty basin
yes
lofty basin
go pack go
but, BUUUT, guys, you know, one of those 1st rounders COULD be micah parsons, just sayin
misty coyote
misty coyote
but, BUUUT, guys, you know, one of those 1st rounders COULD be micah parsons, ju...
not likely given the packers will probably perform like usual and give them an end of first round pick
which doesnt happen too often
but is still possible
devout mesa
dallas sports exist on nothing but cope and whataburger
solar night
Kyle Seager's brother needs to have surgery but its unlikely he will miss the re...
Appendicitis, no less
Also, Kyle did nothing in his career compared to Corey lol
misty coyote
you mean DALLAS LEGEND Corey Seager?
gr3at at this point you should just start cheering for the texans
or the packers
devout mesa
I have beef with the city of Houston in general
fkn fish and diesel smelling ahh city
misty coyote
I have beef with the city of Houston in general
ok then you can cheer for the packers dont worry we accept all
solar night
I have beef with the city of Houston in general
Understandable have a great day
devout mesa
I don't dislike the Packers now that their 2015 roster is all gone/retired
sorry, 2014
still, all gone lol
misty coyote
im a packer fan who watched that catch and I too think that it was slightly bs
like i was watching the tv when it happened
and we got our just desserts the next week so
thorny patio
Also, Kyle did nothing in his career compared to Corey lol
I know but I still call him Kyle Seager's brother. Because we had kyle on our team
solar night
I know but I still call him Kyle Seager's brother. Because we had kyle on our te...
I forgot that you were a Mariners fan
thorny patio
I forgot that you were a Mariners fan
Im a fan of all the main seattle team other then soccer because I know nothing about soccer
We love crying over here. /j
scarlet cargo
Im a fan of all the main seattle team other then soccer because I know nothing a...
Sounders made it into the Leagues Cup finals last night!
they're going against the Miami Messis
thorny patio
Tho mlb made a choice in june with that double header. Yeah the DAY BEFORE IS A WORLD CUP GAME
Yay.
-# I have no clue what that is
This thing
USF punt faked for a touchdown!
wide cape
solar night
Tho mlb made a choice in june with that double header. Yeah the DAY BEFORE IS A ...
You mean Club World Cup?
solar night
I don't think the Club World Cup is very popular, but idk
Nvm, I'm oblivious
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/QQbkPQLDiF
vale bramble
4 schwar-bombs tonight
solar night
It might be insensitive
"Bush did 9/11" is the only amusing 9/11 joke, and I don't even know why it makes me laugh
misty coyote
Oh my god there is another stupid gm!
devout mesa
"I don't want to say the Cowboys are already throwing in the towel on the season, because the towel will probably be intercepted"
silent barn
GG
its been a rough go lately for Dallas sports fans when it comes to poor GM/ownership
First luka now this
😭
normal flax
Lets not post this
scarlet cargo
“I really like Micah. I appreciate the four years we had him here. He's a great player. No question, I could have signed him in April. ... This was by design. I did make Micah an offer and it wasn't acceptable and I honored the fact that it wasn't done how he wanted - through an agent.”
Ya Jerry Jones needs to be in a home
Brain is soup
wide cape
X
normal flax
I'm not a USF fan. I'm a UCF fan.
silent barn
I'm not a USF fan. I'm a UCF fan.
UCF did not have a good night!
normal flax
It was sloppy, but I'll take a w when I get one.
misty coyote
Ya Jerry Jones needs to be in a home
He is delusional
misty coyote
I'm not a USF fan. I'm a UCF fan.
I might go to ucf depending on my situation in a couple of years
normal flax
I say the only bad thing about UCF is housing. Everything else is pretty good.
devout mesa
I don't know what's worse, Jerry misunderstanding what that means, or the fact he keeps saying it years later
We will never be good again if he doesn't sell the team
Stephen Jones is already set to take over when Jerry dies (he's never retiring), and Stephen is equally as delusional
Our only hope is for Stephen to hire an actual GM
misty coyote
I say the only bad thing about UCF is housing. Everything else is pretty good.
Yeah I hear the engineering program is pretty good and if I get offered a job at blue origin again I can possibly get them to pay for it
normal flax
Yeah I hear the engineering program is pretty good and if I get offered a job at...
Thats what I did there. It is HARD and they let you know it
devout mesa
watching my school's old D2 rival lose to Army (hopefully) 
normally I root for the FCS school in these squash games but I wouldn't be caught dead rooting for Tarleton
silent barn
normally I root for the FCS school in these squash games but I wouldn't be caugh...
i respect the hate watch
scarlet cargo
roman anthony is a god
vale bramble
TRENT BONDS
devout mesa
also how the FUCK is this game tied with 7 minutes left in the 4th
this DAMN TEAM can't even LOSE PROPERLY
let me HATEWATCH in PEACE
silent barn
are we really going to OT
hate watch is not working out very well…
devout mesa
no fucking way is this about to happen
Tarleton wasn't even full D1 member until LAST YEAR
i'm done
i cannot believe they won
silent barn
not a good look for our army…
how are we gonna defend our country if we cant defend tartleton state gg
devout mesa
there's always the Navy
silent barn
lmao true
devout mesa
also Air Force
silent barn
i dont think air force is known for football i fear
devout mesa
I mean they're in the Mountain West, not a slouch of a conference by any means
Not at the top of the conference, but still
silent barn
I mean they're in the Mountain West, not a slouch of a conference by any means
oh yeah of course, boise (usually) is good
before a lot of them leave for the pac12 next year
mild abyss
plucky barn
Wdym this is the best decision that baseball has ever made
It removes any false hope right away
It saves the public a lot of money
silent barn
bad clock management from colorado lol
wide cape
Cowboys Fans waking up before reading the news about Micah:
devout mesa
my boss raised the stakes of the Texas/OhioState game
if Texas wins, I get a half day on Tuesday
FUCK EM UP, ARCH
silent barn
i picked ohio state in my family pick em but i rather see texas win
devout mesa
oh shit my boss is actually AT the game, i thought he was just watching it from home
silent barn
https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-1...
we are so back
silent barn
oh shit my boss is actually *AT* the game, i thought he was just watching it fro...
he a trooper for going into enemy territory
devout mesa
oh no he's a lifelong Buckeye lol
most of my company is. I'm one of very few that work remotely from TX lol
pretty sure my boss is an alum, actually
I'm not a Texas alum but my dad is
devout mesa
wow what a stop by Ohio State
devout mesa
vale bramble
misty coyote
i have to work a full day on tuesday <:NOOOO:889014281826369607>
You have work?
devout mesa
yes? monday is the holiday, not tuesday
lost pine
oh no alabama
devout mesa
Al Bama
vale bramble
Beach mouse, beach beach mouse
normal flax
N 
LES
silent barn
N <a:OOOO:796883895055548456> LES
LOL TIDE
thorny patio
We are 3.0 back
-# we haven't won top of league since 2001
And 2.0 ahead but also -2.5 and -4.0 back
-# its almost September slump for us
scarlet cargo
Revs make me so sad
thorny patio
Oh?
lost pine
Hooray losing back to back 1 run games to one of the teams chasing us in the wild card
thorny patio
Revs make me so sad
Who did what this time
thorny patio
Hooray losing back to back 1 run games to one of the teams chasing us in the wil...
2.0 ahead tho
lost pine
That is noooot a safe bubble
thorny patio
-# its almost September slump for us
And
thorny patio
That is noooot a safe bubble
Unfortunately seattle
lost pine
Cleveland or Kansas City are gonna pass us in September
And we'll be the first ones out again
lost pine
No no what I mean by "first ones out" is the best team to miss the playoffs
Which on the AL side has been the Mariners like 3 of the last 4 years
thorny patio
Ah
thorny patio
Oh cle and tex are 3.0 games back
paper nymph
sigh
thorny patio
The mets are 5.0 ahead of their teams in wild card
lost pine
I forgot that Texas was that close too
thorny patio
I forgot that Texas was that close too
But hey they are 6.0 back in league
scarlet cargo
Who did what this time
Revs can't put ball in net
ya know, the most important part of soccer
and I still go every weekend
frank dawn
SPORTS
thorny patio
Oh soccer
frank dawn
Ooo a UCLA fan
thorny patio
ya know, the most important part of soccer
I thought that was faking injuries? /silly
frank dawn
ucla defense is not doing well
Should I give up on this season and wait for basketball to start
paper nymph
Should I give up on this season and wait for basketball to start
not yet maybe but
cal is doing, alright
they’re winning
and ucla got baseball season
lost pine
I can’t bring myself to care about college football anymore because of what happened to the pac 12
The regional rivalries is what made it special
Doesn't help that I root for one of the two that got left behind
lost pine
I'm down to blame fox for anything
frank dawn
Your profile says you’re a nascar fan but you’re not in the nascar discord?
frank dawn
Fair. I literally mute every server I’m in
silent barn
I can’t bring myself to care about college football anymore because of what happ...
i miss the pac 12 😭
also bad day for @devout mesa and i, both our top ranked schools found a way to lose 🔥🔥
devout mesa
eh, at least my (actual) school's game wasn't a total blowout
devout mesa
gambling addicts are now mad at my school for not letting SMU cover the 49.5 spread
"fake aggies can't even lose right" buddy there's a hotline you should call
normal flax
Idk if its been mentioned but on Lee Corso's last day anchoring all of his predictions came in and every team he coached or played for won.
silent barn
lee corso manifested an LSU win last night unfortunately
normal flax
If it means a big Bama L then Ill take it
solar night
Although they’re horrendously injured
Their 3 best players will probably be out for all of September, so I wouldn't count on it
solar night
In certain years in the 20th century, Chapman would be the Cy Young frontrunner rn
He's having a career year, at 37
$13m for next year could be a steal, but his performance has been back-and-forth in his career
normal flax
Late with this but P1 Piastri, P2 Verstappen, P3 ISSAC FREAKIN HADJAR
misty coyote
Rays swept!
No he games
solar night
I wanna say that it was a Rays fan who brought a mop to the Trop in anticipation of a sweep about 15 years ago. I doubt I could find any evidence of it, though
normal flax
No he games <:YEP:846137778735808562>
Har har
solar night
In this server, there are indeed two entities known as Rays
thorny patio
Im literally not surprised texas took Dmo
vale bramble
silent barn
he's great honestly
vale bramble
cough cough Pete Rose cough cough
silent barn
gameday wont be the same without him
gang we are so back we got catholics vs convicts today
big turnover for ND right there
vale bramble
excuse me? The longest yard!?
wide cape
thorny patio
2.5 ahead of texas 🫣
midnight drift
lost pine
Deserved
thorny patio
An angel player had a scary one today
thorny patio
We pulled up a 2B, C, RHP. And sent a RHP down and also released Solano
normal flax
5 weeks until hockey starts
solar night
Aroldis Chapman's no-hit streak has reached 48 batters
scarlet cargo
he's unhittable at this point
solar night
Bill Belichick is on Monday Night Football again
Aaron Boone is there. This will not cause any rage whatsoever among Yankees fans 
normal flax
Not the jinx anything but we cooking?
devout mesa
streameast was shutdown ;_;
still working for me...?
silent barn
Aaron Boone is there. This will not cause any rage whatsoever among Yankees fans...
bro what is he doing there btw 😭
i believe we have a game tomorrow...
solar night
The TCU vs UNC game is available for free on espn.com if you have a TV provider
Idk how it works, but I can watch lots of live sports without an ESPN+ subscription or anything
vale bramble
still working for me...?
Is it? I’m seeing stuff online it was shutdown and i cant get on
devout mesa
Is it? I’m seeing stuff online it was shutdown and i cant get on
the .gd site works for me
solar night
Has anyone seen UNC's offense? I think they left it on the first drive 
vale bramble
They were all staring at the coaches girlfriend
normal flax
silent barn
💀
thorny patio
Has anyone seen UNC's offense? I think they left it on the first drive <a:modChe...
Nah they left it in 2024
Also the giants are funny number and funny number
devout mesa
1.5 games behind seattle for an AL WC spot
cmon rangers your city needs good sports news LMAO
solar night
cmon rangers your city needs good sports news LMAO
By city, you mean region of Texas
devout mesa
DFW, basically
erm actually the stadiums are in arlington 
and the commanders play in maryland
jets and giants don't play in the state of NY at all
thorny patio
By city, you mean region of Texas
Houston made wild card last year.
thorny patio
cmon rangers your city needs good sports news LMAO
No seattle needs it. (Hi we have still never even made world series)
solar night
Not that part of Texas, and saying that about the Astros is a huge understatement
thorny patio
Not that part of Texas, and saying that about the Astros is a huge understatemen...
I dont live in Texas idk where cities are
devout mesa
Dallas is in Northeast TX, Houston is Southeast TX. It's about a 4 hour drive between the two (on a good day)
~240 miles apart
scarlet cargo
in case any of you were wondering, Nathaniel Lowe is hitting over .300 for the Sox
and of course he is. this is the team of destiny
normal flax
First round exit
midnight drift
The first game of the NFL regular season approaches rapidly, and I have a discussion question I wanna pose: Which team in the NFL is going to be the biggest surprise in the league? It can be a good surprise or a bad surprise.
pure jasper
midnight drift
Time to take Rasmussen out. 🙁
scarlet cargo
Chapman coming in to close this shit down
thorny patio
-# I hate doing this
Go Yankees
lost pine
another 1 run loss.
real rover
I’ve never seen something like this before
The Astros have to discipline Framber in some way that’s bush league stuff
real rover
To give a little context this basically happened after a grand slam where the catcher told Framber to step off Right before the pitch that lead to the grand slam
thorny patio
The Astros have to discipline Framber in some way that’s bush league stuff
Yeah right. It's Houston. Idk if they would have discipline people for 2017 if mlb did find out
mild abyss
https://www.sportico.com/law/news/2025/streameast-shutdown-sports-stream-piracy-...
biggest tragedy thats ever happened
vale bramble
Worst anime betrayal of 2025
devout mesa
streameast wouldn't exist if you didn't need 12 different subscriptions to watch your teams play
minimum of 3 subscriptions to legally watch a full NFL season; Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Network TV.
assuming your Network TV subscription includes the NFL Network, which is extra if you have basic cable.
and that's only for in-market games, you need NFL+ to watch out-of-market games lol
midnight drift
Where one falls, another legend shall rise.
normal flax
Insane
24 games left to hit 50 homeruns
Also insane Caminero, Lowe, and Diaz are basically carrying us
vale bramble
if the NFL won't change their ways, neither will we
Same with MLB. You need MLB.TV, amazon prime, apple tv AND espn
devout mesa
when I move closer into a major city, I'm 100% adding an OTA antenna to my Plex server, just to watch sports without having to depend on sketchy sites 
it won't cover 100% but it will at least get major network games
normal flax
At least its not F1 
where each broadcast happening at the exact same time is different and none of them have any input on tv direction.
devout mesa
actually i'm bored enough to add up exactly how many streaming platforms I would need to watch the Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs, and Stars the "legal" way. I'll report back with my findings.
scarlet cargo
idk if any of you are following the Clippers/Kawhi thing
but boy oh boy are they in a lot of trouble
devout mesa
silent barn
thats horrible
solar night
Same with MLB. You need MLB.TV, amazon prime, apple tv AND espn
Or if your team is out of playoff contention, just MLB.TV (with a VPN) and one Apple TV+ game
solar night
Can't you get a VPN instead of Victory+?
devout mesa
I'm doing the pricing "by the book", so no workarounds like that
but yes, that would work
solar night
Why pay for MLB.TV if every game is blacked out?
(unless you leave the market temporarily)
devout mesa
true, didn't think about that
i suppose i could take that into account, either "watch from anywhere in the US" or "watch from the Dallas area"
would definitely effect pricing
normal flax
Why pay for MLB.TV if every game is blacked out?
Why pay when T-Mobile gives you it for free
scarlet cargo
RIP the Roman Empire <@127282723080503296>
it sucks so hard
normal flax
Rays are up 8-0 in the 4th all runs in the 1st and 2nd.
devout mesa
need the Rays to win
wide cape
@ raysfire win
devout mesa
Rangers really have a chance at yoinking that WC spot as long as the Mariners keep losing and we don't cock it up lol
vale bramble
Mariners are known chokers
Even if they do slide into october they’ll be out quickly
thorny patio
Mariners are known chokers
September slump
solar night
Stankees masterclass
lost pine
Already in peak September form
Good job Mariners
Won't be long before we lose that wild card spot
thorny patio
So aaron boone got tossed again?
thorny patio
Already in peak September form
Say hi September slump
lost pine
We'll be #7. It's our destiny.
thorny patio
-# this is unfortunately clock work that we hit a September slump. Discounting 2001, and 2022
normal flax
wide cape
devout mesa
scarlet cargo
damn so the ump in the Yankees-Stros game last night was dogwater huh?
vale bramble
Fucking horrible
But also Devin Williams and the whole yankees bullen imploded
So it’s not 100% umpires fault
silent barn
damn so the ump in the Yankees-Stros game last night was dogwater huh?
X
this should get you fired
idc how strong the ump union is this is diabolical
solar night
NOOOO don't get it stuck in my head again 
Side note: The first line of that song contains the misogynistic term "hussy," and it made it into an American family-friendly musical
thorny patio
https://x.com/umpscorecards/status/1963613006421533059?s=46&t=pzzoll9fYcr4WicQ_w...
Instagram
That's worse
thorny patio
But also Devin Williams and the whole yankees bullen imploded
Aaron boone did get tossed but thsts just Aaron boone
normal flax
https://www.instagram.com/p/DOJMTNDE3qH/?igsh=bGc0amxiOWFmMzN2
Don't care 
we got a sweep at home and above .500 again
Must be end of regular season with how hot we've gotten
solar night
The Yankees fans here need to know that your fanbase looked through that umpire's social media after last night. They found a picture of him in a Red Sox jersey and learned that he grew up a Dodgers fan, and concluded that he hates the Yankees and didn't want them to win last night.
Absolutely shameful witch hunt
He had a bad night. It happens all the time. That's all that happened
vale bramble
Last night was on Aarone Boone’s poor management of the bullpen
The ump was bad but he wasn’t the reason we lost
He took out the starter at 67 pitches in 5 innings with only 2ER
each reliever to come in after gave up at least a run or more
devout mesa
midnight drift
If the guy was planning on retiring as a Raider, I'm not sure why he didn't tell anyone that when get got traded there.
vale bramble
Bro was available to draft in fantasy
Imagine taking him even as a late rounder
Like bro…season starts tomorrow how bout giving us some heads up
thorny patio
Have we seen the kraken new jerseys??? 👀
-# they glow in the dark
vale bramble
Thats dope
midnight drift
Bro was available to draft in fantasy
Luckily, the guy was not on my draft list, and my draft (for whatever reason) is this weekend.
vale bramble
This weekend? Game 1 is tonight. That doesn’t track
solar night
Ever heard of this guy?
silent barn
The Yankees fans here need to know that your fanbase looked through that umpire'...
yes because i speak for every yankees fan in america
💀
of course i dont agree with searching through some dude's social media and personal attacks, but his performance absolutely should be criticized
solar night
It was bad
silent barn
dont get me wrong every fanbase unfortunately has horrible human beings and the yankees fanbase is certainly not the best
but i dont think you should generalize like that
im not responsible for my team's entire fanbase 😭
not even a bandwagon fan either i grew up in the new york metro area and i also experience a thing called being a giants/knicks/rangers fan (otherwise known as pain)
normal flax
Ever heard of this guy?
Willits or Willits not
devout mesa
im not responsible for my team's entire fanbase 😭
Yankees Fans 🤝 Cowboys Fans
we are not a monolith
some fanbases are just louder than others
I don't think anybody on earth has said the phrase "ugh those Columbus Blue Jackets fans are insufferable"
solar night
I was informing you that those awful people root for the same team as you guys, but maybe it was unnecessary
Deep down, I wanted you to change something about your fandom. Idk lol
You guys aren't too bad fwiw
vale bramble
Wait…streameast is dead. How do i watch tonight? 
fuck
devout mesa
it's back with a new url lol
vale bramble
Hell yeah brother! Mind dm’ing me it?
lost pine
You can kill the man but not the idea
vale bramble
I dont have a dog in the fight tonight but I do have Saquon in fantasy
devout mesa
i sent a friend req
vale bramble
devout mesa
i had to turn off DM's from non-friends due to so much spam lol
vale bramble
Makes sense
silent barn
Deep down, I wanted you to change something about your fandom. Idk lol
brother i dont see how that is possible 😭
not like i can count how many yankee fans there are on my fingers
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Yankees Fans 🤝 Cowboys Fans
we are not a monolith <:KEKW:1260617886561734727>
lmfao yep
scarlet cargo
they are all irredeemable cretins
silent barn
many are saying this
silent barn
oh yeah red sox fans with their notoriously clean record
devout mesa
Eagles had a jail in the stadium until 2005
not pointing fingers at who has the most unruly fans, but....
vale bramble
especially to Andruw Jones
Context????
vale bramble
Eagles had a jail **in the stadium** until 2005
not pointing fingers at who has ...
Phillies fans vs Santa Claus
Also Disney World has a jail to be fair
solar night
unlike redsox fans, who are always nice and cool
Thank you
(as a reminder, the Red Sox are my second team)
scarlet cargo
Context????
sry I meant Adam Jones
wrong A Jones
anyway, n-words from the bleachers
vale bramble
Oh…
solar night
Did you know that, with minor league doubleheader games being 7 innings, there is a 5th inning stretch?
I experienced that tonight
devout mesa
didn't know that
only minor league games I've been to weren't double headers
fun af though, minor league stadiums are a vibe
solar night
frfr
solar night
It can be a low-stress experience
midnight drift
Some interesting harmonies by Boyz II Men
devout mesa
i don't think they can hear each other
it begins
WOAH
wow
what a wild start to the game LMAO
midnight drift
HOW CAN HE SPIT
devout mesa
6 seconds in we have a season-ending injury and an ejection
wide cape
insane script already
unkempt elk
vale bramble
I've never seen someone get tossed after the first play before the first snap
NFl is something else this year
already better than last year
devout mesa
get used to these new commercials, you're going to have them memorized by the end of the season
unkempt elk
I already am used to that damn Superman progressive commercial
midnight drift
JESUS CHRIST GUYS
plucky barn
Lmao the kickoffs have a penalty percentage of 100%
vale bramble
what is defense?
devout mesa
ejected or playing for the Packers
vale bramble
devout mesa
the Rangers put up more points than the Cowboys will next week, that's for damn ...
i don't think this is true anymore
devout mesa
he has nobody to blame but himself
lost pine
True
devout mesa
okay wtf was that taunting call
that's football
they do way worse in college, and that's saying something
first 4th down of the game lol
final island
Between my 2 fantasy teams I have Saquon, Hurts, Devonta Smith, and Jake Elliott
I am nominally a Cowboys fan
silent barn
X
🤣🤣🤣
sorry but this umpire is not beating the allegations. same guy who was behind the plate yesterday
https://x.com/talkinyanks/status/1963779430993772703?s=46&t=pzzoll9fYcr4WicQ_wUduA
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how the fuck is that not an out
vale bramble
vale bramble
how the fuck is that not an out
Now we have valid reason to believe these games in houston are rigged against us
Because this is absolute lunacy
A moron could make that call
scarlet cargo
RIZZLER COMMERCIAL
silent barn
Now we have valid reason to believe these games in houston are rigged against us
im not even trying to put on my tinfoil hat these are just objectively terrible calls
this is a massive series and these are the umps mlb is rolling out??
i mean what are we doing 😭
midnight drift
Well, this game is closer than I thought it would be
silent barn
Trent Fuckin Grisham 🐐
devout mesa
aaaaaand game suspended
wide cape
kachow
vale bramble
Trashtros trying to cheat again
This time with a rigged bat
AND they got away with it too cause the umps this whole series were betting on them
Such fucking bullshit
Garbage ass franchise
midnight drift
Cowboys vs Eagles resumes at 11:30 pm EST
vale bramble
Stankees win against the cheatin ass Trashtros
Fucking worst umpire crew you’ve ever seen
Blind ass motherfuckers all series long
silent barn
stressful 9th but lets fucking go
thank you yankees for not ruining my mental health tonight
i needed this win bro
lost pine
Lol Ceedee sold
vale bramble
Was the game resumed or did they call it due to weather?
devout mesa
it was resumed at 11:30 EDT
vale bramble
All scoring halted after play resumed? Boring asf
Saquon did nothing for me in the second half
Nor did literally anyone else
Feel sorry for anyone who stayed up for that, let alone people who stayed at the stadium
lost pine
it was a good game and then the lightning shocked all the fun out
must have messed up everyone's rhythm
solar night
This time with a rigged bat
The bat did NOT give any sort of advantage. It was missing so much paint that it broke the league's strict rules on bat colors. That is all there is to it
Source: The Athletic
solar night
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1n8up26/highlight_dak_spits_first/?sort=to...
This is real, right?
midnight drift
I mean, maybe? They're both assholes, certainly, but Dak didn't spit ON the other guy. And yeah, I get that means Dak was spitting on the Eagles field, but usually in these kind of altercations, the guy that responds is ALWAYS the guy that gets the worst punishment.
solar night
He spat in Carter's direction while close to him
midnight drift
Yeah, it's not a great look, I agree.
I wouldn't be against Dak getting fined, but I also wouldn't be surprised if Dak gets no punishment.
devout mesa
spitting on the field is super common
it's not a disrespectful thing to spit on another team's field
everyone is spitting
even the coaches lol
Dak on the other hand, that was an intentional gesture
normal flax
We cant spit but we can ass shove 
Also Chiefs v Chargers game is free on youtube tonight
vale bramble
The bat did NOT give any sort of advantage. It was missing so much paint that it...
The question is WHY was it missing so much paint???? Why did it look so fucked up.
solar night
The question is WHY was it missing so much paint???? Why did it look so fucked u...
He has used that bat for "a long time," and it does not have a gloss finish
He was using it before he was brought back up from Triple-A in late June
devout mesa
bruh. my friend isn't even a baseball fan, and these are his seats at the Rangers game tonight.
vale bramble
I need a friend like that
solar night
On two separate occasions, two different clients of my dad have given us front row seats and suite tickets
devout mesa
lol his company's CEO invited him, apparently
neither my friend nor his wife have ever been to a professional sporting event
and their first time is BOX SEATS
solar night
Welcome to the life of the rich
Explain baseball to them if they don't know and want to follow the game
final island
I’m going to the game tomorrow with family
I think my Astros fan coworker is going too so maybe I’ll see her
devout mesa
Explain baseball to them if they don't know and want to follow the game
Should they start watching from Season 1? I hear that Cy Young guy is pretty good
solar night
Should they start watching from Season 1? I hear that Cy Young guy is pretty goo...
Cy Young never won a Cy Young award. How good of a pitcher could he really have been?
devout mesa
tbf, neither did Nolan Ryan
solar night
Jokes aside, Cy Young holds the all-time record in 9 of the stats on his Baseball Reference page, which is just nuts
Granted, they all branch off from his career innings pitched record
devout mesa
side note, i wonder if the refs at the NFL game tonight are going to try speaking Portuguese, like they did with German in Germany lol
devout mesa
Adrian Beltre never won a World Series. Why is he in the Hall of Fame? 
lament mulch
hes stompin koopas perchance
solar night
Clemens never threw a no-hitter. Got 7 cy youngs
And Nolan Ryan threw 7 no hitters and never won a Cy, as great mentioned
midnight drift
Well, the field looks better for Chiefs v Chargers.
THE CROWD IS SO HYPE
This is like when WWE or AEW leaves the US and does a PPV internationally.
devout mesa
I was just thinking that lol
I think Puerto Rico had the best WWE crowd (even though that's still technically the US)
midnight drift
I never saw any of the Puerto Rico PPVs, I don't think. But, I've heard from friends that it was CRAZY.
THAT GUY TOOK A TABLE BUMP WOAH
solar night
THE CROWD IS SO HYPE
When you tell Brazil that it's football, they go nuts
It's just a different kind of football this time
midnight drift
KAMASI WASHINGTON!
devout mesa
It's just a different kind of football this time
Gridiron Football vs. Association Football 
midnight drift
That National Anthem kicked ass.
midnight drift
THE PLAYER SINGING IT
solar night
wait what
devout mesa
MR TEETH
solar night
I'm not watching rn
devout mesa
in case yall weren't aware, the word "teeth" is banned in his comments and chats
midnight drift
LOL
solar night
What a lucky lady
devout mesa
uh oh
devout mesa
worthy might have separated his shoulder on that one
midnight drift
LOOK AT HIM GO
WORTHY GOING TO THE LOCKER ROOM
That drop didn't even make sense to me.
Oh, I see. Slippery
devout mesa
Left Monitor: Rangers vs. Astros
Middle Monitor: Chiefs vs. Chargers
Right Monitor: Mariners vs. Braves
i'm getting whiplash
unkempt elk
midnight drift
Yep.
Hampton is a...bolt of lightning 🙂
Chargers throwing the ball, while the Chiefs are throwing the game.
devout mesa
I mean the Chiefs are quickly running out of receivers lol
Rice and Worthy out kinda limits the top targets
midnight drift
True
Charger down
Let's see if that 4th down conversion will put a little fuel in the tank for the Chiefs.
devout mesa
oof
devout mesa
the crowd doesn't seem to be siding with a specific team, it's really even lol
midnight drift
Yeah. I love that it's just a hodge podge of random jerseys in the crowd
midnight drift
You can take the Juju out of the Steelers, but you can't take the Steelers out of the Juju
devout mesa
my friend's fantasy football team name a few years ago was "DooDoo Shit-Poopster" and now that's all I can think of
midnight drift
That is so fucking funny, I love it.
devout mesa
mahomes sacked with no penalty??? holy shit
midnight drift
That "Him" movie looks really interesting.
devout mesa
oh god, my friend at the Rangers game just texted me:
"why does everyone boo when Altuve is batting?"
buddy how much time ya got
mariners crumbling
devout mesa
okay that was actually impressive
devout mesa
Was she speaking Portuguese? It was too fast for my tiny brain to comprehend lol
where chiefs
are their clocks in the wrong timezone?
da hail
thorny patio
We lost and unfortunately texas is playing Houston
devout mesa
3-1 in the 7th
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midnight drift
Oh shit
thorny patio
A football team i follow is also losing
Its 7-27 in the Q2 with about 6 mins left
-# its a road game
We also lost the last game
devout mesa
oh god dammit, astros tied it up
midnight drift
This has felt like a different game in the second half.
devout mesa
definitely
justin herbert farming fantasy points right now lol
FUCK so close to a walk off
misty coyote
SUCK IT CHIEFS
devout mesa
let's hear it for inning 11 !!! 
thorny patio
I think I know what happened, but like also what happened
Also why the heck did Seattle sign a picture with literally the most amount of body injuries? I have possibly seen from a twenty nine year old pitcher who has somehow not had tommy john yet.
normal flax
lost pine
And now the Braves are stomping us
Win a game in September challenge: impossible
Only half a game up, come on guys we can choke it
thorny patio
September slump
thorny patio
A football team i follow is also losing
Yeah we lost. Final score 14 to 51. 0-2. The last "good" season was 2010. We won a championship that year. We went 13-2 that year.
Technically we did go 12-3 in 2018
silent barn
didnt realize how bad the Mariners have been playing lately
woof what are you guys doing
thorny patio
thorny patio
woof what are you guys doing
Hi welcome to the annual (yes annual) September slump
silent barn
😭
devout mesa
Florida State is favored by 45 points over my Alma Mater.
still cool to see one of my golfing buddies on TV though lol
normal flax
I dont know chat. I think this will be close.
normal flax
Oh, another game to watch. USF @ #13 UF since everyone is already labeling USF as a powerhouse this year
solar night
[Words idk if i can say here] u astros
You don't pay enough attention to this channel. Swear words are common
devout mesa
but no slurs
devout mesa
Damp is from New England, "Fuck" is in his core vocabulary
solar night
My dad would disagree
normal flax
What do you think the F in 
stands for
vale bramble
University of Central "F..Publix Subs"
solar night
What do you think the F in <:UCF:384877995824775169> stands for
Some people would probably tell you that it stands for football
normal flax
University of Central "F..Publix Subs"
There legit was a Bore's Head in the SU that made pub subs on campus while I was there.
solar night
Someone might even have the hubris to call them the University of College Football
devout mesa
East Texas A&M, my school lol
it's our first year as a full D1 school
hopital
as long as we don't have any injuries, this is a W for our program overall tbh
big cash injection to a very cash-starved team
call it cope if you want but it's true lol
63-0 now though
kinda rooting for FSU to score 100 tbh
it's 70-0 in the 3rd
solar night
There was a 98-0 game in 2022
devout mesa
We beat East Texas Baptist 98-20 back in 2014. They were a D3 school
solar night
Does anyone here know how teams used to score 1 point back in the 19th century?
I've been exploring the CFBScorigami website
wide cape
scarlet cargo
Everyone’s favorite Boston area amateur soccer team starts the season with a 2-0 victory
Injured player/coach Damp provided excellent morale from the bench
devout mesa
Does anyone here know how teams used to score 1 point back in the 19th century?
safety was worth 1 point until the early 1900s i believe
vale bramble
Injured player/coach Damp provided excellent morale from the bench
never doubt Damp stonks
solar night
safety was worth 1 point until the early 1900s i believe
That's...something
It's interesting to see how there was never a 7-1 game back then, and now it's impossible. 0-0 is also no longer possible
normal flax
They didn't want to shut you out. They just wanted to give you hope.
devout mesa
East Texas A&M has never been shut out
(this is only like our 8th game with the name)
solar night
So they were previously known as Texas A&M - Commerce...that's one of the teams that has won a forfeited game in the last few years
Northwestern State cancelled the remainder of their 2023 season in late October, resulting in a 1-0 score
devout mesa
ye
solar night
Pete Crow-Armstrong has a right knee contusion
The way that the second half has played out for him is very unfortunate
normal flax
USF v UF game has only been field goals so far
devout mesa
didn't think we'd get upstaged by Oklahoma State
nvm they took away the last TD? still, 69-3 lol
silent barn
I am embarrassed to be at the Clemson game right now
Contender for the worst game i’ve ever been to
of all sports
devout mesa
yeaaaaahh 
silent barn
not to mention its rainy, there was an hour delay, my seat is wet, and we’re losing at home to a team we were favored by 35 to
midnight drift
A terrible snap just caused a safety in South FL vs FL
solar night
not to mention its rainy, there was an hour delay, my seat is wet, and we’re los...
A team called the Troy Trojans. Boring name
vale bramble
normal flax
silent barn
ANOTHER SPITTER IN THE SOUTH FLORIDA V FLORIDA GAME
mr president a second spitter has been ejected from the game
silent barn
A team called the Troy Trojans. Boring name
well they fightin like dawgs out there
3rd quarter wasnt too kind to them tho
normal flax
USF is about to win the game
normal flax
USF beats UF!
If they aren't ranked after this then something is wrong
Next week USF plays Miami
lost pine
If they aren't ranked after this then something is wrong
Throttled Boise State and beat Florida
midnight drift
Yeah my roommate who went to USF is saying that they'lll probably be ranked in the 20s
normal flax
Once again is delayed
normal flax
Ok we undelayed and its 21-0 to UCF with 7 in the 1st we so back
devout mesa
oh shit i didn't realize Houston vs Rice was happening today
pretty good texas rivalry
silent barn
against all odds we beat Troy GG
thorny patio
Thst was a thing into the 9th
lost pine
HA
solar night
Insanity
lost pine
They had a no hitter and a 3 run lead into the 9th and choked
solar night
That one's for Cal Jr.
silent barn
that is hilarious
thorny patio
Dang that houston v texas game
normal flax
vale bramble
One out away from a no-hitter turned into a 4 run bottom of the 9th implosion
Should have left Yamamoto in to get the last out lmao
That’s called over managing your bullpen
Straight outta Aaron Boone’s playbook
vale bramble
normal flax
P1 Max, P2 Norris, P3 Piastri
solar night
Should have left Yamamoto in to get the last out lmao
After giving up a home run, having thrown 112 pitches, and being at the fourth time through the order, the bullpen is a safer bet in a controlled environment. The bullpen probably is overworked, though
I am seemingly always seeing a pitcher get removed immediately after his 7+ inning, 100+ pitch no-hit bit ends
vale bramble
He was pretty damn locked in. He made one mistake and even that HR was a good pitch. Just a really good swing that just cleared the fence. Shoulda let it ride. Give him the complete game
Wouldnt doubt him getting that last out
solar night
It doesn't seem like they took into consideration who it was and how good he still looked
Yamamoto threw 2 no-hitters in Japan
midnight drift
I cannot tell you how much I have missed Redzone. This is gonna be a glorious day.
devout mesa
fox still using that fuckass scoreboard graphic from the super bowl 🥀
vale bramble
EWWWWWWWWW Tom Brady on the commentary
Get this guy out of the booth
Pathetic ass drive wtf was that Giants
silent barn
this is my first year doing fantasy football
i started the commanders defense for a reason LOL
devout mesa
i went vikings D
purely because i know one of the defensive ends IRL
i drafted Cam Skattebo 🥀
-3 career yards 🥀
devout mesa
his performance against TX in the playoffs was unreal
silent barn
also congrats to USF for their first ranking in 7 years
devout mesa
silent barn
USF @ Miami next saturday about to be cinema
(i expect the U to smoke them unfortunately)
silent barn
his performance against TX in the playoffs was unreal
it was truly special for sure