-# what's a score thats considered being murder in nfl?
#Sports Megathread
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vale bramble
-# what's a score thats considered being murder in nfl?
28-3 
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28-3 <:kek:924958648541773854>
Its actually 27-7 rn lol
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I forgot how weird the commercials they play during a football game are
What teams are theses?
Like who's who
They are literally just flipping colors
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Like who's who
The Chargers have yellow on their helmets
Lions uniforms don't ever have yellow, to my knowledge
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Also this is the hall of fame game. So its the pre pre season game
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Most hrs by a switch hitter catcher today
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Good news for Detroit is its pre-season
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Also a guy hurt himself falling off the mound
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Every single mlb team BUT one has hosted an all star game
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Good news for Detroit is its pre-season
Technically its pre pre-season
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Is it Chicago
No. (They have and are going to in 27)
Btw cubs are 27 all star game
This team can't hold one till they have a new or better stadium
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And this is their first season playing in an outdoor stadium
vale bramble
Is it the Rays?
No one wants the All Star game hosted at a dump like the Trop, that’s why. Even though the Rays had some really good years MLB still won’t give it to em
Maybe once they get that new stadium
misty coyote
@devout mesa how are you feeling right now
Because Micah parsons might request a trade if a deal isn’t done
devout mesa
I mean, it's Jerry doing Jerry things
I'm not surprised by anything anymore
Bro overpays a mid quarterback but won't pay the anchor of our defense
I'm over it lol
craggy raft
misty coyote
Tf did we do
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Is it the Rays? <:kek:924958648541773854>
Yeah
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Boooo.
-# sorry my guy is in 2nd for mvp
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Tf did we do
Team to no team
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Also a guy hurt himself falling off the mound
Seattle is probably going to lose a pitcher to a torn Achilles.
misty coyote
Team to no team
mf are we starting to rebuild now?
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mf are we starting to rebuild now?
Ummm. Who is ur owner?
misty coyote
Ummm. Who is ur owner?
no clue
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Jim Pohlad
Executive Chair
Maybe that guy
General Manager, 2024-Present: Jeremy Zoll
That guy actually
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I mean, it's Jerry doing Jerry things
U have a Jerry too huh?
scarlet cargo
ROMAN ANTHONY MY GOAT
normal flax
This Yankees v Marlins game
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That pirates v rockies game. I didn't know Colorado could play like that
In theory Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz lockers got cleared out
vale bramble
this Yankees-Marlins game is the stupidest game this season
by far
this is the worst thing ever
silent barn
that was without a doubt one of the worst games ive ever watched
thank you yankees i was already having a horrible day
appreciate you guys making it even worse
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this Yankees-Marlins game is the stupidest game this season
Raise u pirates v rockies
silent barn
fascinating day of baseball
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@misty coyote This makes everything that just happened very interesting
misty coyote
<@724241346722005052> This makes everything that just happened very interesting
That’s why I’m confused
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-# also 19 years is not a flex, considering it took 21 for seattle
-# it was 2001 for seattle then again in 2022
For like the last 25 years of drought. And the cubs was 107, red soxs was 85 and white soxs was 87
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JP Crawford!!
@thorny patio did you see that!?
Let this be known as the night baseball went crazy
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<@1109932636354384022> did you see that!?
I can't watch but I saw the score
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summer nymph
dallas.
devout mesa
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The vibes of these 2 are crazy
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Dallas? Salad 🥗
Real ones get it
...
Yesterday's offense was crazy, but we should have seen it coming. This was the most active trade deadline for relievers ever. Teams lost their closers, and those new Yankees relievers were thrust into changes of scenery and might have to move their families
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Yesterday's offense was crazy, but we should have seen it coming. This was t...
Depending on what team they were traded to yes. Seattle played oh ur a former M we want u back
wide cape
Why did the BALTIMORE RAVENS tweet about THE KING OF THE HILL
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X
75% called strike accuracy should get you fired
this guy was unbelievably bad
ABS now please
devout mesa
The Micah Parsons situation almost feels like a double-sided attempt to fuck him over, by both his agent and Jerry Jones. Jerry won't pay, and the agent won't compromise; hence the closed-door discussions without the agent. Honestly if I were Micah Parsons I'd fire my agent and leave Dallas ASAP.
misty coyote
The Micah Parsons situation almost feels like a double-sided attempt to fuck him...
i agree he should leave and go to green bay
normal flax
So Dodger shutout the Rays and then the Rays shutout the Dodgers 
plucky barn
Yesterday the Yanks score 12 runs
Today they get a total of 5 base runners
What a funny sport
scarlet cargo
happy gilmore 2 was awesome
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So much for the Braves v reds travels days tomorrow
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So any stadium built after 1989 could have had a roof if u know the people who built the stadiums for mlb teams could have roofed the stadiums
lost pine
So much for the Braves v reds travels days tomorrow
Mother nature thought a nascar race was happening there so she did what she does to nascar races
vale bramble
devout mesa
how to tell your country club is jank: the cart path doesn't go to every hole
because they ran out of concrete
i shit you not
vale bramble
Oof
vale bramble
Speedway Classic resumes at 1 est today
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This article feels like satire 🤣
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/mlb/2025/08/02/mlb-speedway-classic-best-photos-bristol-motor-speedway/85493170007/
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lando p1 oscar p2 russell p3
Thanks for doing this for me
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Swept by a much younger team lol
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The delay being 3 minutes longer than the actual game
silent barn
im tired boss
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Im glad but scared that we are 2.5 back from Houston
scarlet cargo
https://tenor.com/view/john-sterling-yankees-lose-the-wfan-gif-15328660
Red Sox winning the World Series this year
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Red Sox winning the World Series this year
But seattle?
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The delay being 3 minutes longer than the actual game
They smashed the attendance record
I think 91,032 is simply the amount of tickets that were sold, though. I doubt there were ever close to that many in the stands last night or today
scarlet cargo
But seattle?
Sorry. East coast supremacy.
silent barn
Im glad but scared that we are 2.5 back from Houston
the only good thing about a red sox sweep i guess
go mariners
(but if its between us two i’d like the wild card)
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(but if its between us two i’d like the wild card)
We have never been to the world series
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neither have we in 2025!
But u have been and I think u have won. We have never been or ever won
silent barn
i know im just playing
vale bramble
But u have been and I think u have won. We have never been or ever won
Sounds like a curse. Maybe start sacrificing some billy goats
Or even bury your jersey under a rivals stadium
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Or even bury your jersey under a rivals stadium
That requires arson /j
scarlet cargo
Marlins played Sweet Caroline after the game lmaooooo
vale bramble
Thats wild. Glad i didnt go to a game this weekend
Or at all this year
Or going on my birthday in new york against boston
This team isnt worth the time and money spent this year
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The Marlins are now the only team with a winning record all-time against the Yankees, postseason included
25-24
mild abyss
i am now scared of the red sox
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Can we win?
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I don't know, can you?
normal flax
you tell me!
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Hey we put some distance on the Rangers
Problem, we might lose that because they are playing new york yankees
I can't believe im going to willingly root for the Yankees.
vale bramble
Why?
Even us Yankees fans are having a hard time rooting for them right now
The fall off is wild
lost pine
Problem, we might lose that because they are playing new york yankees
And we are playing the White Sox next
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Even us Yankees fans are having a hard time rooting for them right now
U are playing Texas who's 2.0 back from the line rn.
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Nathan Eovaldi: 30.2 IP, 30 Ks, 0.59 ERA
Paul Skenes: 27 IP, 36 Ks, 0.67 ERA
Your AL and NL Pitchers of the Month for July!
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Not surprised
vale bramble
U are playing Texas who's 2.0 back from the line rn.
Honestly i dont want us to win this year. Making the playoffs would be false advertising. This team isn’t put together very well and there’s zero leadership to guide them. Losing would hopefully mean change.
This is not a fun team to watch
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Honestly i dont want us to win this year. Making the playoffs would be false adv...
I don't want u to win either but I would rather have u win some games then Texas win games
vale bramble
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Aren't u supposed to get judge back soon?
-# who prob going to win mvp
-# even tho cal should win
vale bramble
Our teams have arguably the #1 and 2 players on our team this year and we’re fighting for wild card spots…
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Our teams have arguably the #1 and 2 players on our team this year and we’re fig...
Ha
At least you have a team
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At least you have a team
Who was ur team?
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Oh yeah
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https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100
what does this mean
misty coyote
what does this mean
Well what are they
misty coyote
Cleveland Spiders? So, Guardians?
Same division different team
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Twins?
misty coyote
silent barn
thats tough
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Sox or Yankees fans do u know what game this is? Because I want to know
There was 3 delays
Brett gardener was a player
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Sox or Yankees fans do u know what game this is? Because I want to know
The "thunder scare game" (I made that up)
I said lightning initially, thinking that that is what typically makes noise 🤦♂️
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Sox or Yankees fans do u know what game this is? Because I want to know
not entirely sure but i would think this is around 2015-17 judging by the scorecard
would check out since you say gardy was on the team
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Every source seems to be telling me that SNB was sponsored by Taco Bell in 2021 (Gardner's final season) and 2022
Oh, it was in other years as well
This was uploaded the Tuesday after the game, so it was on June 2, 2013. I confirmed on BBRef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5305t3c00
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That camera quality is what's thowing me off. Why does it look so 90's and early 00's if its 2010's
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This was uploaded the Tuesday after the game, so it was on June 2, 2013. I confi...
great detective work
im surprised it was 2013, didnt realize espn was using that scorebug around then
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I'm good at this stuff. I like finding the dates of Nationals Classics that play during rain delays
I'm usually able to find what was special about the game
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they always say you never know what you’ll see at a ballpark
sometimes i think about that like
each baseball game is subject to something completely new happening
or something rare
the rarest thing ive seen in person is a triple play
my birthday is the day after and this game was on father’s day so it was a combined gift for my dad and i
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im surprised it was 2013, didnt realize espn was using that scorebug around then
I am too but more because the cameras give off 90's and early 00's vibes
I think the rarest my mom has seen is a walk off home run to get seattle into the post season.
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I saw an All Star Game with 10 home runs (2018)
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I can't believe im going to willingly root for the Yankees.
I can't believe im willingly rooting for them two series in a row. The are about to play Texas then on Friday they are playing Houston. Trust me yankees fans i hate this as much as u do.
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Hate to break it to you all but the Sox are never losing again
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When did seattle trade him?
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@vale bramble how's ur bench doing?
wide cape
When did seattle trade him?
like march or april
vale bramble
<@416770579463536651> how's ur bench doing?
No idea tbh
I stopped watching 2 innings ago…tired asf
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U have rice on the bench
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I stopped watching 2 innings ago…tired asf
So tied game
vale bramble
Surprise surprise
silent barn
I stopped watching 2 innings ago…tired asf
smart decision
a homer to 2025 joc pederson fade me
vale bramble
Joc pederson still in the league is wild
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-# no offense zi
Aaron judge still in the league is wild
vale bramble
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I forgot a last name
Extra inning
How did 4 not hit him?
New York guy on 3rd
1 out
3-14 tonight for Yankees with a runner in scoring position
Corners
silent barn
3-14 tonight for Yankees with a runner in scoring position
sigh
its too late for me to witness another extra innings road loss
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its too late for me to witness another extra innings road loss
They could come back
-# idk what Yankees pen looks like but it sounds like u might not have a pen tomorrow
2 outs
Hi Aaron boone
Guy on 1st and 2nd. Auto walked a guy
Nope
U lost Yankees on a home run walk off
silent barn
oh dont worry ive been watching
this team finds new ways to punch me in the guts my god
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this team finds new ways to punch me in the guts my god
Judge is back tomorrow tho right?
silent barn
yeah too bad he cant pitch 💔
silent barn
😞 im tired boss
i cannot believe this team had a 7 game lead on the division at one point
insanity
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😞 im tired boss
"Im tired of this grandpa"
"Well that's too ____ bad"
/ref
silent barn
😭
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-# u can fill the word in because idk if i can say it here
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How did 4 not hit him?
He must have gotten out of the way
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-# u can fill the word in because idk if i can say it here
You can
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Oh how the AL East has fallen (minus the Blue Jays)
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Oh how the AL East has fallen (minus the Blue Jays)
(and the Red Sox, who have won 8 of their last 9 games)
They were a dark horse pennant winner before the season, and they're starting to live up to that
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Oh how the AL East has fallen (minus the Blue Jays)
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(and the Red Sox, who have won 8 of their last 9 games)
normal flax
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Judge is (unfortunately) back.
-# the unfortunately is because other teams wish he was still gone
The pitcher ur hitting against has been in the league from 2011 other then 2017 because Tommy John.
vale bramble
Was also awarded pitcher of the month most recently
So…
Also was a Stankee at one point
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Also was a Stankee at one point
Yeah for 2 years in 2015 and 16
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He was 1 off from 100
vale bramble
Perfection
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The Yankees have signed Kenta Maeda to a minor league deal
silent barn
world series back on
normal flax
Nestro for World Series ump
scarlet cargo
Hate to break it to you all but the Sox are never losing again
BUMP
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Are we going to get a rain delay in a stadium with a roof?
No we are not going to get a rain delay in a stadium with a roof tho it seems like we were close
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We could have had a rain delay, because dan apparently suggested it 😂
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0-5 since the trade deadline 🔥🔥🔥
No way! Us too! 🙂
devout mesa
NFL pre-season fully starts tomorrow 
vale bramble
devout mesa
guess i should get the fantasy football league going, eh?
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guess i should get the fantasy football league going, eh?
Weeks ago
devout mesa
i mean, the closer the draft is to the regular season, the better
https://discord.com/channels/83015992405393408/1402699776692064371
for planning & discussion so we don't flood this chat
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The first female ump is starting this weekend. This is history making
vale bramble
Can’t be worse than what we’ve got most of the time. Hopefully she has a cool strikeout pose or something
devout mesa
wait, she's going to be home plate ump?? that's cool as hell
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Sooooo can SOMEONE please remind mlb that if someone is doing a no-no or a perfect u DO NOT say ANYTHING
real rover
Juan Soto has quickly become one of the biggest Cleveland villains
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Juan Soto has quickly become one of the biggest Cleveland villains
Now you understand
real rover
Now you understand
Smiling about breaking up a no hitter when you’re about to get swept and have been on a massive downward spiral is also dumb
silent barn
he’s such a heel i swear
i liked him while he was on the Yankees but the dude is such an ass
real rover
https://x.com/jayhaykid/status/1953174609655922868?s=46 found this lol
silent barn
the Yankees have been playing some awful baseball for two months but that doesnt exclude how shit the Mets have been too
NYC baseball is freefalling
real rover
Your seasons have mirrored each other
When you’re good they’re good when you’re awful they’re awful
silent barn
exactly
we’re still looking for our first win in the month of August
its been excruciating
real rover
We’ve only lost one game since the clase situation
We’ve been one of the best teams post asg
silent barn
thats pretty funny
vale bramble
About fucking time
silent barn
WE WON A GAME IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST 🔥🔥🔥
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WE WON A GAME IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST 🔥🔥🔥
No way! Us too!
silent barn
lets freaking go
vale bramble
@scarlet cargo @devout mesa i have a tab open to buy one for $699 and i want it so bad!!
Talk me off the ledge bro
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A what?
vale bramble
THE PUTTER
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Ask yourself if you really care about HG2 anymore after watching it (you watched it, right?)
vale bramble
I loved it 
It wasn’t a 10/10 but it tickled my funny bone
And it’s something that if i get bored of it, it will sell
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For $699 years from now?
vale bramble
For $699 years from now?
Probably not
I know you’re right
I really shouldn’t….but i want it
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It's your money
devout mesa
you wanna know what sucks
vale bramble
“Our money” 
devout mesa
i legitimately need a new putter
vale bramble
Get a Ping or LAB putter
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“Our money” <:LucciBusiness:1021543531774480394>
vale bramble
Exactly
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Bouy has a child????
midnight drift
vale bramble
Yeah it was an insane series from the Jays. Wish the Yankees could do that 🙄
vale bramble
normal flax
midnight drift
Anthony Richardson is already injured, apparently.
midnight drift
Had him on my fantasy football team last year
Those first two games were amazing.
He got like 50 points in back to back weeks.
vale bramble
Bro same
I deafted him on espn last year
Worst thingi could have done
I lost that league do badly
I was banking on him and Tyreek Hill
Tyreek did shit cause his QB1 was out half the year
midnight drift
Yeah, that sucks
I got Richardson in like...the 8th round?
He was overlooked by everyone else, and the value in my mind was potentially huge.
vale bramble
That’s what i thought too! I deafted Josh Allen in the other league i was in
Best draft pick i made last year
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Seattle swept the soxs
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Anthony Richardson is already injured, apparently.
Supposedly he is Anthony Richardson, Sr. now
I don't think I've heard of any athlete under the age of 35 or 40 having that suffix
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The raiders and seahawks tied last night
misty coyote
The raiders and seahawks tied last night
That’s funny
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That’s funny
Its pre season it doesn't matter if u win or lose
misty coyote
Its pre season it doesn't matter if u win or lose
I’m aware
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I’m aware
My mom wasn't and she was confused why they tied. Like mlb pre season mother this doesn't matter therefore u can tied. I had to explain this
vale bramble
Too many high priced injuries happening already
Gonna watch the Giants tomorrow with bated breathe hoping no one limps off the field
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That's scary. I hate that. We are 1.5 back from Houston who's playing new york and we are playing Tampa
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Gonna watch the Giants tomorrow with bated breathe hoping no one limps off the f...
Nfl or mlb?
vale bramble
Nfl
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There's no overtime in the pre-season, like how there are no extra innings in Spring Training
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https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-over-time-gif-10458458
Everyone in the future when a pre-season game has overtime for the first time:
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The big fella can swipe 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9AtiLO_VA
misty coyote
Got recommended a video today that reminded me how peak 2015-2020 college football playoff games were most of the time
silent barn
dont worry i witnessed it myself
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dont worry i witnessed it myself
U were there?
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Hey we still won tho.
-# would have been funner if Houston lost tho. Because we would be 1.0 games back and not 1.5
I have been banned from bball this season because every time im there we lose. But what if (hear me out) if I had the opposite effect for Colorado. I would go to a Colorado if I wasn't in Washington state.
Also Colorado is already out of the race for post season
lost pine
This is the part where the Mariners go on a hot streak in August and give me hope again
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Its a race till its not
normal flax
Lions v Falcons game ended early after a Lions player got knocked out.
vale bramble
new york giants football is back today!!!
even if it's pre season
it cant be worse than yankees baseball
silent barn
Inb4 it is
i fear it will be
normal flax
I think we have a shot at the Super Bowl and not just a playoff spot.
vale bramble
Tommy Cutlets is in!
silent barn
Preseason Giants may be the greatest team ever
vale bramble
AND the Yankees win?
Giants and Yankees win on the same day?
Unheard of to be honest
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I'm at a Hagerstown Flying Boxcars (ALPB) game. Seth Beer is on the opposing team
There's some Jolly Olive fan who loves Seth Beer. I've seen them in livestreams
normal flax
We also had the first woman umpire at the Marlin's game today
She was 1st base umpire
vale bramble
Oh right that was today…she gets homeplate one of these games i believe
MLB talks about meaningless lead off homeruns more than they ever did about the first woman umpire
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That nfl player that had to be ambulanced off the field is stable
Why did they use the word suspended like it's pre season, you're not gonna play it again within preseason it was normal season that word would make sense here, but it's preseason, where it doesn't matter if you play or not.
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https://tenor.com/view/the-office-win-game-gamer-winning-gif-1655798381546650557...
Once again, I can relate
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Because the game was suspended
Canceled. Suspended implies they are going to continue at a later date
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@lost pine soooo 0.5 back
lost pine
I saw Cal hit #44
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Jp had a 17 at bat and later in that inning the pitcher had an ouchie booboo
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Jp had a 17 at bat and later in that inning the pitcher had an ouchie booboo
Nathaniel Lowe had the first 17 pitch plate appearance since 2020 and it was the most recent one for, like, two days 😵
normal flax
Bucs dub acquired
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Jen Pawol's first pitch behind the plate missed the strike zone by a baseball's length. She called it a strike. Here comes the sexism...
vale bramble
She had it planned out that she was gonna call a first pitch strike and she stuck with it
She’s definitely been playing it in her head that it was gonna be a good first pitch. I’m sure she’ll be fine moving forward
She got excited
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Self-reminder to look up her umpire scorecard later
I hope it looks good, for the sake of baseball
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Why do the announcers like going into random quite every once in a while??
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Apparently George Costanza is no-hitting the team he works for rn
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Apparently George Costanza is no-hitting the team he works for rn
U where saying?
Im ok with that no no ending
silent barn
Apparently George Costanza is no-hitting the team he works for rn
winning against the yankees
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The Brewers are undefeated ever since Pat Murphy took a pancake out of his pocket and shared it with Tricia Whitaker
normal flax
Next year will be our year
lost pine
🧹
vale bramble
Proper rookie ump numbers
The thread does a lot of work in showing how she compares to other first time umps. And comparitively she did exactly what was expected for a first timer
So hand her her flowers. She did good
It’ll get better from here
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+3.5 but still 0.5 back. This is so weird
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🧹
Now a day off
Unfortunately tho houston plays the red soxs tomorrow who are +2.5
This is the astros and the top 4 wild card leaders for AL
vale bramble
Someone save this man
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I'm a hater, so I'm cool with it
vale bramble
respect
normal flax
We won but I've given up on this season
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yankees throw a one-hitter against the twins
I didn't knew u guys knew how to do that
silent barn
i didnt know we could do that either!
lost pine
Houston losing 8-0 lol
vale bramble
9*-0
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Houston losing 8-0 lol
Lost 14 to 1 lol. Now making us tied for first...
vale bramble
Shohei had a triple play happen against him
He lined into a triple play
AGAINST THE ANGELS
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Karma
scarlet cargo
normal flax
Lightning's arena changed name 
we need to stop with the long names
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Apparently the mets ran out of fireworks last night
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The Portland Trail blazers have been sold
This is slightly scary because the person who owned them also owns the Seattle Seahawks.
vale bramble
Oh…no game tonight wouldnt be the worst
We won two in a row. God knows we’re due for a big L
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U know its bad when 3 teams are in a delay
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Lightning's arena changed name <:raysI:995231745760841748> we need to stop with ...
"Benchmark International Arena"
This isn't an airport. What are they doing 💀
real rover
Bro what is wrong with the Mets
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Apparently that Baltimore walk off was the first since September 19th, 2024
They were the only team without a walk off win. Even Colorado had one.
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Rain delay anyone? We are coming out of one rn
And we hit a hr right after coming out of rain delay lol
It was juilo but cal has a much needed day off. (Tho both Julio and jp should get a day off)
devout mesa
just got reminded of this video again
thorny patio
The first two are the same teams, one yesterday and the other today
thorny patio
I watched the 5th and the 6th till that rain delay started. Why didn't they call it as soon as the manager stepped on the field to say hey we should stop is beyond me.
vale bramble
Little League released a statement Thursday condemning gambling on the Little League World Series.
"No one should be exploiting the success and failures of children ... for their own personal gain."
This is not an Onion article
@scarlet cargo
scarlet cargo
sports betting is a plague
devout mesa
it wasn't this bad when it was confined to casinos, but now that there's so many mobile apps for it, it's turned every sport into a toxic hellscape
and actively pushed by networks
vale bramble
Pleasant? that dude is ready to crack
I dont believe mine for a second
23???? pleasant? Nah fam. The hockey titles are nice but everything else is PAIN
This ain’t real
The Giants are a huge embarassment to the NFL the past few years especially so last year. The Stankees…..yeah I don’t have to explain them. The Heat are meh. Just seem to be in a constant rebuild. The teams are never complete. Panthers no complaints at least 
normal flax
normal flax
I was debating adding Magic but its more of a "I wonder how they're doing" following
Also Bucs alone made it jump up 15 points but Lightning dropped it 15.
normal flax
No basketball?
Here it is with Magic included
vale bramble
That’s more like it
normal flax
I looked and Lightning is carrying that ranking HARD
A 0 with Golden Knights and Panthers
silent barn
i fear it sounds about right
the big thing really is i was too young to remember the 09 yankees and i wasnt really into sports until 6 years ago
i do remember watching the Giants win the super bowl tho
normal flax
Oh wait MLS is included
scarlet cargo
I have experienced 6 superbowl wins, 3 world series, 2 nba championships, and a stanley cup
and I remember them all 🙂
scarlet cargo
if I get a Revs cup in my lifetime I'll be all set
normal flax
2 superbowls, 3 out of 5 stanley cup runs made wins, 2 world series attempts
devout mesa
in my lifetime: 1 super bowl and 1 world series.
i was only a year old for the last super bowl appearance
vale bramble
I guess the longevity of my fanhood outranks how bad half my teams have been recently
silent barn
makes sense
all your teams have had some stretch of a lot of success, just was awhile ago for many
minus the panthers
midnight drift
I dunno about that. Buccs have a chance to be really good, Rays are not great right now, and the Lightning are...mixed.
solar night
Little League released a statement Thursday condemning gambling on the Little Le...
Istg, if even a single one of these kids has been sent one nasty message on social media...
normal flax
I dunno about that. Buccs have a chance to be really good, Rays are not great ri...
How did you get elated while I got pleasent with the same teams?
solar night
How did you get elated while I got pleasent with the same teams?
Different lengths of time being a fan
normal flax
ok, so it punished me for being a life long fan 
vale bramble
solar night
I hardly care about the Commanders, so if we remove them, it's 59
midnight drift
How did you get elated while I got pleasent with the same teams?
Yeah, I've only been a fan of these teams for four years or so.
solar night
23???? pleasant? Nah fam. The hockey titles are nice but everything else is PAIN
You could not possibly convince anyone that expecting Woeful wasn't completely insane. Those teams have combined for 4 championships and at least 6 championship appearances in the last 15 years. The Yankees go the playoffs almost every year, and the Heat have been on a playoff streak. The algorithm doesn't care about the obstacles during those seasons or how well deserved they were
It also doesn't care about standards. I don't know how any algorithm could account for those things
vale bramble
I wanted to see where the scale lay. I didn’t know what to expect. I just hit woeful because that’s how the Yankees make me feel playoffs also dont mean anything unless you win. So yes, the Panthers have won twice in the past two years. That’s fantastic. The Heat haven’t done much of anything since LeBum left. Getting to the Finals in the bubble should be excluded and then limped into the finals again and got destroyed. That was pain. The Giants have been an embarassment to the sport in recent years. My feelings are valid about it, but the algorithm doesn’t quantify feelings
solar night
The Giants are a footnote here
Playoff appearances that didn't end in championships are actually quite meaningful here
vale bramble
For this algorithm, yes they are. From a fans actual point of view, maybe not
The Giants getting to the playoffs and getting a win behind Daniel Jones felt like a miracle given his track record. As a Yankees fan, the bar is set higher than any other team in America. It’s WS Ring or Bust
The Heat making it to the playoffs on a yearly basis and then finding out that making it to the playoffs in thr NBA is a low bar
solar night
Here's my score if I pretend I've been a Caps fan since their Cup run and that I care about the Wizards. Only really caring about the Nationals is an optimal play
vale bramble
Changes to the playoff format are kinda stupid in the NBA. Almost as bad as having 6 wild card teams in the MLB or however many there are now
solar night
By the way, this bot gets me
vale bramble
Nationals WS ring was how many years ago? Not very long ago
solar night
They had a great run in the 2010s, albeit with four first-round exits
To your point about the Heat post-LeBron: His time there counts for this algorithm, and it was incredible
You're right that their recent appearances aren't very impressive though
Except for the unexpected title run
vale bramble
Recency bias is not a thing with the algorithm
Cause of my teams, the panthers are the only team worth investing time effort money and passion into
vale bramble
in my lifetime: 1 super bowl and 1 world series.
This score is wild cause the Rangers won a ring like 2 years ago
devout mesa
This score is wild cause the Rangers won a ring like 2 years ago
cowboys would be an 84 on their own 
vale bramble
But the Cowboys have Jerry Jones so it’s fair i guess
solar night
Michigan seems to be easily the most miserable state of the last 15 years
devout mesa
But the Cowboys have Jerry Jones <:kek:924958648541773854> so it’s fair i guess
every team has made it to the conference championship game since 1996
.... except the Cowboys
devout mesa
solar night
"Every hole is a chance for glory" -DGR
wide cape
Daaaaa rockiessssss (probably lose!)
vale bramble
He’s holding knives behind those magnet hands
Oh…s+gamer
Bro is an Indians fans and everything cleveland
I can only imagine the rating
normal flax
Classic Canada
solar night
I can only imagine the rating
An order of Browns -> Guardians -> Cavaliers is 83
All 15+ years. Forgot to mention that
Browns for 15+ years on its own is 100
silent barn
Daaaaa rockiessssss (probably lose!)
never count out the post-ASG rockies
thorny patio
I was confused why they were playing each other twice then realized thats 4 different teams
This is just the life of a seattle fan
Do you need a bullpen? Because apparently we don't, the ones that are highlighted are starters.
Also, yes, we do have 4 starters at the moment. In theory, we should be getting our fifth back any day now.
thorny patio
He was so close
scarlet cargo
lost pine
The Brewers still have not lost a game in August
solar night
Isn't that GIF misquoting him? Doesn't he always say "Yankees win. Theeeee Yankees win"
devout mesa
fantasy draft today, i pick 9th 
vale bramble
Today? Kinda early isnt it
devout mesa
this is the only day my whole group could get together before the season starts
vale bramble
Oof
I’d rather be 10
Two picks in a row
That 9 spot ain’t great. Also that’s a small league. Not gonna any shortage of great players on any team
midnight drift
I feel like the smaller leagues have a better chance for someone with a lower pick to just go off, since the great players are spread more evenly.
However, don't do what one of my friends did and pick ||Justin Fields|| in the first round.
vale bramble
Player’s Weekend is so fun
silent barn
absolute cinema
devout mesa
draft went okay-ish. happy with my QB pickups
vale bramble
That’s okay’ish
Not great
A+ QB and RB
Everything else has potential but wouldn’t count on em
Hopefully MHJr steps up bigger this year
devout mesa
yeah that's what i'm hoping
i kinda got screwed on WR
also fun stat about the kicker I picked, Cam Little.... he's never missed an extra point in a game. ever.
HS: 24/24
College: 129/129
NFL: 35/35
vale bramble
Pinpoint accuracy
solar night
I love kickers
silent barn
So where does the 2025 preseason Giants rank in the greatest teams of all time?
also Ben Rice is a stud 🍚
misty coyote
draft went *okay*-ish. happy with my QB pickups
defense might be sketchy
solar night
14 in a row for the Brewers. 6-5 in 11 innings
vale bramble
defense might be sketchy
Defense and kickers can be flipped weekly.
lost pine
14 in a row for the Brewers. 6-5 in 11 innings
New franchise record
mild abyss
love the brewers man good for them
thorny patio
The Yankees won?
warm flicker
draft went *okay*-ish. happy with my QB pickups
week 14 is gonna be rough with hubbard, dowdle, and skattebo all having a bye
vale bramble
I’m sure he’ll have dropped skat or traded by then
devout mesa
i'll figure something out lol
scarlet cargo
sox blew this game
normal flax
vale bramble
normal flax
https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-edwin-i-made-the-mimic-it-was-difficult-to-put...
This is us right now as well
thorny patio
https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-edwin-i-made-the-mimic-it-was-difficult-to-put...
Me because i'm a seattle sports fan.
solar night
The Red Sox have claimed Nathaniel Lowe off waivers. I love this move. He is better than his 2025 stats
World Series Champion, Gold Glover, and Silver Slugger. .357 OBP or better each season from 2021-2024
normal flax
How many Lowes are in the MLB anyhow?
solar night
How many Lowes are in the MLB anyhow?
Three: Brothers Nathaniel and Josh, and then Brandon
Brandon Lowe's BBRef pronunciation says, "rhymes with 'now'" 
normal flax
change last name to Lowe to get good
solar night
He's as old as he looks in the picture
devout mesa
"there's only room in this nursing home for one" - Aaron Rodgers, probably
thorny patio
Lol the unintentional double header that was supposed to be today is now an unintentional double header tomorrow. They were able to play the game 1 that got rained out exactly a month ago but the actual game that was the normal game got rained out.
thorny patio
Colorado bet the Dodgers???
normal flax
devout mesa
saw this again on twitter, still such a wild stat to me lol
9 Pro Bowl selections, 7 holding penalties
as a right guard
solar night
Considering how often blatant holds happen nowadays, that is inspirational
vale bramble
Oh… we have a city named Weston down here and I got worried for a moment cause Weston is a nicer area around here
devout mesa
lmao those greens look just like the CC i play at
plinko the whole way to the hole, impossible to read
scarlet cargo
Oh… we have a city named Weston down here and I got worried for a moment <:kek:9...
it's a nice area up here too
solar night
It's only until Richardson comes back from injury
devout mesa
It's only until Richardson comes back from injury
Doesn't appear that way:
"He's the starting quarterback for the season," Colts head coach Shane Steichen said of Jones on Tuesday, via the Indianapolis Star. "I don't want to have a short leash on that."
https://www.nfl.com/news/colts-naming-daniel-jones-as-starting-qb-over-anthony-richardson
solar night
devout mesa
replacing your QB1 fresh off an 8-9 season... with a QB1 fresh off a 2-8 season (before quitting early).... makes sense
normal flax
Now we need Aaron Rogers out in the first game and comedy will have been achieved
solar night
There have only been four Venezuelan MLB managers (including interim managers). Tonight, for the first time ever, two of them -- Carlos Mendoza and Miguel Cairo -- are managing against each other
vale bramble
Big Bomb for el Capitan
Back to BACK
Judge to Belli
Sorry
BACK TO BACK TO BACK
scarlet cargo
sox about to walk it off
misty coyote
Insane comeback by the braves tonight
solar night
For the second time in 5 minutes, I am watching a game where the bases are loaded in the bottom of the 10th and the winning run is on 3rd
scarlet cargo
sox have had every opportunity to win this game
just lift a ball
fuckin hell man
solar night
just lift a ball
Nathaniel Lowe did
silent barn
sox about to walk it off
mild abyss
thanks orioles!!!- a blue jays fan
vale bramble
STANTONIAN
vale bramble
thanks orioles!!!- a blue jays fan
Thanks Orioles!!! - A Yankees fan
OH MY GOD
BEN RICE
vale bramble
Yankees had 9 homeruns last night tying their mark earlier this year
normal flax
Ive seen so many different versions of this and I feel each one just don't work well.
vale bramble
I hate a lot about this…Yankees in the same division as the Mets
You are not our equal bro…
solar night
Here's a question to digest: The other major sports leagues only have one winner for each award. Now that the AL and NL are playing the exact same game thanks to the universal DH, and everybody plays everybody, is it time to do that in MLB?
thorny patio
Ah yes the northwest of San Diego and of Los Angeles and a new Portland team. (Which is actually the northwest)
I know this is weird they could add 10 teams 5 on each league instead of trying to mess a very good balance
Oh i came in here to ask a Yankees question. So when the Yankees use their spring training field in Florida do they have to deal with the Florida weather?
devout mesa
rangers and astros already have a rivalry so i can see the NL Central working lol
solar night
I know this is weird they could add 10 teams 5 on each league instead of trying ...
Adding 10 teams at once is logistically impossible
solar night
Oh i came in here to ask a Yankees question. So when the Yankees use their sprin...
It's an outdoor stadium, so yes
vale bramble
Oh i came in here to ask a Yankees question. So when the Yankees use their sprin...
Well during Spring Training the weather down here in South Florida is perfect. It’s usually this time of year, like last night when the weather is questionable. It’s why they scheduled a lot of the Rays home games for earlier this season to avoid all the rain and lightning
mild abyss
ive been to Steinbrenner field a couple times (when the yanks played spring training), each time i went i was DYING of heat
guess im not used to the weather there since its totally different in canada lol
scarlet cargo
AL Northeast would be insufferable
vale bramble
AL Northeast would be insufferable
Would literally be the worst thing to ever happen to the AL East
Also putting Paul Skenes in the AL would really suck having to face him semi regularly would suck ass
silent barn
😞 goodbye perfecto
vale bramble
Dream Weaver!!
silent barn
Trent my beloved
silent barn
Stanton 🥳🥳🥳
silent barn
anotha one
vale bramble
HUGE DUB
silent barn
nobody beats the yankees 7 times in a row in road extra inning games!
also
dodgers just lost a series to the 2025 colorado rockies
silent barn
forgive me its a 4 game series but at best the dodgers can only split
thorny patio
dodgers just lost a series to the 2025 colorado rockies
At least they took one game?
The Dodgers not the rockies
Help I too forget it was a 4 game one
silent barn
At least they took one game?
thats all you can ask for really...
oh you meant the dodgers
thorny patio
They could still lose tomorrow which would be really funny. Lose to the literal worst team in not just ur division but all of baseball
Like super funny
Wait the Yankees can win.... a series???
-# yes its a series it was one of the dumb 2 games series
devout mesa
"The Password" has to be the sports nickname of all time
scarlet cargo
his first name is impossible
scarlet cargo
alright @vale bramble @silent barn biggest series of the season so far. I wish the Yankees the worst.
vale bramble
I wish y’all nothing but the absolute worst outcome possible. May the better team (probably you guys) win
silent barn
yankees defense is back!
scarlet cargo
why did he throw that again lmao
silent barn
doubling down there is crazy
thorny patio
They split the series. (Rockies and Dodgers)
vale bramble
Rockies best team in league
solar night
I have never seen a runner get picked off at third base until tonight's game
Nathaniel Lowe 🔥
The Red Sox need to win this game
They've been gifted so many bases
scarlet cargo
big win
solar night
BIG
silent barn
uhm ermm ummmm
look at the Giants beating the Patriots hahaha
nothing else to see here
plucky barn
Ben Wooldridge
(Insert 08 Lions reference here)
Something something Tommy Cutlets got the Gabbagool
Game summarized
normal flax
Cant wait for the Bucs to 3-0 the Preseason
vale bramble
Giants undefeated this year
midnight drift
Well, since the rasslin thread got deleted, is it still okay if I post occasional pro wrestling stuff in here?
normal flax
Let us discuss this with the counsel
vale bramble
devout mesa
it's not deleted, just went inactive because of no activity lol
https://discord.com/channels/83015992405393408/1398076925104095425
midnight drift
Oh, okay. Thank you!
midnight drift
The Rays are RUNNING WILD tonight. 1-7, bottom of the 5th
thorny patio
Yankees or red soxs
vale bramble
Sox
solar night
The Yankees really can't have any games where they hit, pitch, and field well lol
They're now behind the Red Sox in the standings
normal flax
Yankees or red soxs
Blue Jays
silent barn
week 0 of college football today 🥳
devout mesa
that's not a green that's a beige
devout mesa
lol my CC gave up on maintaining the sand traps, now they're just grass-filled craters around the green
vale bramble
Playing btw
solar night
You're in the city of the reigning LLBWS champs, who were excellent again this year but got upset before Williamsport
scarlet cargo
https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-where-green-gif-24563968
Worst course in America babyyyy
red widget
Jeff has seen better days
vale bramble
Jeff is losing teeth
wide cape
D:
vale bramble
He got mad about it
solar night
I've never seen those before, but I'd call them mood balls
Before a shot, select which one describes how you're feeling
Note your order of selections, and you've told a story
devout mesa
like a hospital
vale bramble
I've never seen those before, but I'd call them mood balls
Just google emoji golf balls. My mom got me them as a joke gift like 2 yeare ago
red widget
Hurts worst
scarlet cargo
Just google emoji golf balls. My mom got me them as a joke gift like 2 yeare ago
dp u have the crying laughing emoji ball
vale bramble
dp u have the crying laughing emoji ball
I might have at some point but didnt see it in my bag today :/
I had the shit emoji still though lol
scarlet cargo
my friend had the same balls
crying laughing emoji always managed to stay out of the woods
solar night
I am simply amazed that it keeps getting worse for the Yankees
scarlet cargo
vale bramble
I am simply amazed that it keeps getting worse for the Yankees
Poor management in many places in this organization
scarlet cargo
poor players in many positions in that organization
vale bramble
scarlet cargo
😄
wide cape
thorny patio
Yeah I hate a Jerry
And we are tied with the Yankees
@lost pine did u see what roster move we made today?
thorny patio
Oh 👀
mild abyss
damn never realised SF was doing that bad
thorny patio
damn never realised SF was doing that bad
Colorado
How long does it take to appeal a suspension in mlb?
normal flax
We're still in preseason and someone has already been ejected from a game
Shilo Sanders (one of our rookies) threw a punch at a Bills player
thorny patio
Shilo Sanders (one of our rookies) threw a punch at a Bills player
Was it a benches clearing fight?
normal flax
Nope. Just he got upset. The Bills player didn't even fight back.
thorny patio
See i know it bad, but if u get the benches clearing and bullpen clearing someone needs to throw a punch.
thorny patio
Nope. Just he got upset. The Bills player didn't even fight back.
Boo
devout mesa
devout mesa
yeah, that was probably the last indicator they needed.... it's one thing for players to have a short temper (DK Metcalf, Myles Garrett, etc) but when you're an undrafted rookie, you reeeeally can't afford to have outbursts like that
solar night
See i know it bad, but if u get the benches clearing and bullpen clearing someon...
What?
solar night
AI Overview: "Shilo Sanders was a professional football safety"
Woah there, he's not dead
devout mesa
career might be though
honestly, what team in their right mind would sign an inexperienced rookie that already got ejected from a pre-season game for fighting?
oh wait, the Browns exist.... maybe he has a chance
solar night
AND has Deion Sanders for a father
scarlet cargo
oh wait, the Browns exist.... maybe he has a chance
doesn't have enough accusations yet
normal flax
That was fast
solar night
Chinese Taipei has won its record 18th LLBWS championship and its first since 1996
Their pitching was historic
wide cape
be honest, do yall expect PATRICK MAHOMES to make the final roster after tuesdays deadline?
scarlet cargo
No he’s washed
vale bramble
scarlet cargo
Their pitching was historic
Kid was throwing like 83. Wild stuff
normal flax
Patrick MaGoHomes
vale bramble
Maholmes peak is over
Thus begins his wild decline
No more will we suffer through “The Chiefs pull off wild win with time running out”
“The refs missed a huge call, The Chiefs have a first and goal”
scarlet cargo
He did it!
midnight drift
Was just about to post this story. I watched it live, and while the guy who he threw a punch at started the encounter, you still cannot throw a punch.
scarlet cargo
Nathaniel Lowe!
thorny patio
I saw a post that said Colorado was eliminated from playoffs. And a comment that was explain this in mlb terms, a reply to that comment was the Yankees future with Aaron boone. 💀
Also Colorado was eliminated unofficially maybe 2 weeks ago
silent barn
they were unofficially eliminated after opening day lets be fr
mild abyss
true
vale bramble
Bryson is hitting ping pong balls IN his glass house over a Bentley
normal flax
Fyi, theres a quest for ESPN that give you a football helmet avatar boarder
devout mesa
??
devout mesa
it doesn't show up in my quests
normal flax
devout mesa
what the heck, where is mine
there was one for ESPN that I did but the reward was 700 orbs or whatever
normal flax
Hmmmm
devout mesa
normal flax
Now you can football
devout mesa
scarlet cargo
foot ball
solar night
https://tenor.com/view/play-hard-gif-27126257
Man Getting Hit by Foot Ball
By Hans Moleman
solar night
The Nationals and lighting up the scoreboard in garbage time are an iconic duo
lost pine
50 home runs for Cal Raleigh!
thorny patio
How did u update that so fast???
Dang it only 14 sb
I love who's tied for 4th. Go Seattle
mild abyss
do we think he will hit more than Judge's 62 hrs in 2022?
misty coyote
https://tenor.com/view/play-hard-gif-27126257
jj mcarthy this year