NEW "RAPID RESPONSE" JOB

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omg not a seaplane suggestion??
I propose this new job to make INTERCEPTOR AIRCRAFT more useful!

THIS JOB WOULD ONLY BE AVAILABLE TO DEDICATED INTERCEPTOR AIRCRAFT.

HOW TO DO "RAPID RESPONSE" LIKE A BOSS 🔥

1. Start the job as you would a normal racing job
2. Take off and climb whilst flying towards the waypoint in the sky. The flight is pretty long, so be sure to start with max fuel!
3. Once you reach the destination, quickly turn around and return to your original airport. If you are running low on fuel, you can always do a stopover for refueling
4. GET YOUR WEEPEES!!!! (Fly faster for maximum WP!! )

• WP/Hour earnings should be made comparable to surveillance and racing jobs so that players actually have a reason to grind this skill-based job

what

Oh nvm

Bugged for me

[sullen python]

tf is this

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Is the suggestion bugged or something

It’s viewing normally on my phone but not on pc

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whats wrong with it

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it views normally on my phone

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idk man

[crystal compass]

https://tenor.com/view/hagon-dragoniviaster-k2-kaizen-2-hagon-dragoniviaster-kaizen-2-k2-gif-2845845948017184310

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ok it was just a visual bug

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anyway

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👍

[crystal compass]

mig 25 actually gets a purpose

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Delta Dagger revival

[wild shadow]

Y e s

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https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

[dim prairie]

finally u can

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[dim prairie]

use that rotting FMA SAIA 90 u have

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Sadly no

That’s not an interceptor

[dim prairie]

damn it

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they need to just buff that plane

The irony of it being called an “air superiority fighter” whilst also having the worst maneuverability of any multi role fighter

[dim prairie]

wait

[tender elm]

real

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real

[leaden laurel]

xf-108 actually gets a purpose

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[leaden laurel]

@flat birch

wake up

xf-108 rapier mentioned

[flat birch]

literally was about to talk about it

we are so fucking back

🗣️ 🔥

[lilac hare]

make the cheaper plens pay shit and the better ones pay like boat jobs

like 7 wp for some cheap random plane no one cares about and like 1m+ for a xf108

cuz funni

[flat birch]

4th fastest (real) aircraft in the game

it will already pay you like you're god damn midas

[unkempt marsh]

Now we need a seaplane interceptor

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Sea dart

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[flat birch]

what's the sea dart's range again?

[unkempt marsh]

Has pretty bad range

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Like 75nm

[flat birch]

"pretty bad"

[unkempt marsh]

Indeed

[flat birch]

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Pitiful

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But good acceleration

So

[flat birch]

500 refuelings

[unkempt marsh]

The jet shinden gonna get a purpose after this

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You can do a 50nmi job in one go

I just had an idea

What if I do a surveillance job in a seaplane from the middle of Avalon

And it teleports me to the edge of Avalon

Thus cutting like 50nmi off

[flat birch]

[unkempt marsh]

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I use for cratehunting castle atoll

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(I ESd it)

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Why

Just why

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Because it is the funny plane

[flat birch]

dawg the sea dart is shit why do you use it for CRATE HUNTING of all things

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(I intend to ES all seaplanes)

[flat birch]

do ekranoplans count?

[unkempt marsh]

Fair enough

[flat birch]

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• it spawns in such a way that it can get the first crate faster than any other aircraft
• it accelerates faster than most jets
• it has a very powerful airbrake

[flat birch]

fair enough ig?

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I only use it for castle atoll

[unkempt marsh]

But it’s only good for like one or two islands before it runs out of fuel

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Yes sadly

[flat birch]

i am going to crucify you

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Just de spawn and teleport to the next island

[unkempt marsh]

Do not diss on my girl Spasatel

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You spelled it wrong

[unkempt marsh]

Shush

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[flat birch]

korabl maket op

won first place with it in the monsoon cup

🗣️ 🔥

(i had to do 7 refueling stops at least)

also i won because the only other guy flying an ekraoplan drowned their engines at the start and quit so i was the last one standing

took 1h 45m

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First place prize of 0 Wp

[unkempt marsh]

Huh

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KM

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Who the fuck calls it that

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The name is KM

Alexeyev KM

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I know

I’m not

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Bad plane

Needs 100 capacity

[unkempt marsh]

Lun-class better

[leaden laurel]

i call it alekseyev

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Real

[tender elm]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-plane-jet-gif-17699279

using this will be pain

yes, the interceptor version is confirmed

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[flat birch]

it's literally her name

Alekseyev KM 'Korabl Maket' (Model Ship)

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Caspian Sea Monster

[flat birch]

i was OFFERED 3m cash but i was harrassed out of the server before i managed to redeem it and forgot once i returned

[flat birch]

blegh

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[flat birch]

too long

[radiant island]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[flat birch]

this is basically just a very very fast surveillance job

go to x location and instead of spinning around you just immediately return

[radiant island]

yes

i like it

[flat birch]

hear me out

let the wright flyer do it

chinese spy balloon

for 1wp

[unkempt marsh]

Caspian Sea Monster better

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[leaden laurel]

the ICAO identifier in-game could use something like KM or ALKM or A-KM
but guess what
it's CSM

[flat birch]

waaaaaa

[leaden laurel]

i mean placing "Korabl Maket" in a conversation and knowing what it means is cool

but having a plane be called "Caspian Sea Monster" is cooler

[flat birch]

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Just make an airline and use it as the flight name

[jaunty ginkgo]

МиГ-21 - советский лёгкий сверхзвуковой фронтовой истребитель третьего поколений

also smt cft spine:

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whar

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161845227150127176/1208188804775813140/catstare1.gif

[leaden laurel]

Reads "MiG-25 - Supersonic Air Superiority 3rd generation Light Fighter"

according to google translate, anyway

[flat birch]

L I G H T ?????

[real whale]

This is what the cool kids would call

“Skibidi sigma”

[leaden laurel]

[flat birch]

how

[crystal compass]

i love mig-25 light air superiority fighter

[flat birch]

Gross mass: 32,136 kg (70,847 lb).

mm yes

light

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