#LURKER APPRECIATION PAGE

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cobalt nebula
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i luv industrial dance

warm leaf
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this is so stupid

cobalt nebula
warm leaf
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.......fuck

smoky spruce
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Hey if Tragödien likes it its cool

warm leaf
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one second guys

digital scarab
cobalt nebula
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once a guy with 1 billion kandis in each arm tried selling me drugs ina r aveits was nice

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raven rapids
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how

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did you take some

cobalt nebula
digital scarab
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hmmmhhmmmm interesting

cobalt nebula
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i already do enough crack /j

smoky spruce
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Thats it im designing you a fursona lil bro

digital scarab
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delete the slash j dont be a little baby wahhwahh

warm leaf
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wotr

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wahter!

smoky spruce
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Wader

warm leaf
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wotr has been dranked

digital scarab
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goodjob

raven rapids
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yayay wotr

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huge sweaty orc pecs

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wrong chat

cobalt nebula
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😊

digital scarab
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drooling emoji

warm leaf
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thanks fox

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warm leaf
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anyway traggy can you draw me🥺

smoky spruce
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maybe later

raven rapids
digital scarab
warm leaf
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mhm ok

raven rapids
agile meadow
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can yall shut up for a bit

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clears throat obnoxiously

warm leaf
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cries loudly

warm leaf
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shut the up

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cultist lurkert

warm leaf
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hmmmm

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is that a bad thing

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cult of the lamb kinda

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yeah

agile meadow
smoky spruce
warm leaf
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that's a weird ass game

smoky spruce
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Mmgh hjhgggfgg

warm leaf
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yeah maybe not

raven rapids
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huh

warm leaf
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idk i'm so dizzy i don't even know where i am

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ah

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splendid

digital scarab
warm leaf
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thanks bread

digital scarab
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yeah yeah

drifting harbor
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growls

warm leaf
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noooooooooooo

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leave him alone •^(

drifting harbor
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I’m gonna bake that cat into a cake

agile meadow
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SAY THE LIME HOWDY!

cobalt nebula
drifting harbor
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agile meadow
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warm leaf
cobalt nebula
agile meadow
warm leaf
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oh boy that's a while

agile meadow
drifting harbor
warm leaf
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i'll be like 4 feet taller by then

agile meadow
drifting harbor
warm leaf
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pacman

agile meadow
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wakawakawakawakawaka

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FU-

warm leaf
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wakawakawakawakawakawakawaka

agile meadow
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me when the soft spot on a baby's head

warm leaf
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babies are so cringe

agile meadow
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you were a baby once

digital scarab
warm leaf
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i am a baby

agile meadow
warm leaf
agile meadow
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rewyejgedgvyf4cr

drifting harbor
warm leaf
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no goku that's not what you think stop

agile meadow
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DO IT!

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KILL THE CHILD!

warm leaf
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NO GOKU DON'T DO IT

agile meadow
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

warm leaf
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NOOOOO

clear mantle
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I ate at a hawiian grill and im paying the ultimate price

trim mulch
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Fine i quit

clear mantle
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Wdym?

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Im normal YHAR0Nn again

clear mantle
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Lame

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So no cult?

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The whole cult thing was basically a bit that should’ve ended days ago

clear mantle
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Hella lame

warm leaf
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reminder that i'm always watching 👁️

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Either way now that thanksgiving is over and all

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I have to focus on my school and stuff

clear mantle
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I was about to go full in on the cult bit

warm leaf
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you guys need more hugs

clear mantle
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warm leaf
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i'm your mom now mwahahahaha

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clear mantle
clear mantle
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Do you know how cringe it would be to know that your mom has a discord account?

warm leaf
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yes, yes i do

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both of them actually

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warm leaf
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shame

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warm leaf
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oh well atleast no one knows i'm a furry

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clear mantle
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The speed at which id get disowned if my parents knew i was a furry lmao

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digital scarab
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Like im pretty sure that furry hate on the internet is 90% joking

warm leaf
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clear mantle
warm leaf
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warm leaf
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me

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i hate furries

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aw man

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clear mantle
warm leaf
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fucking dog people

trim mulch
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Like friendly fire

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you hate me cat cry emoji

warm leaf
clear mantle
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trim mulch
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Do slugcats count as furries?

clear mantle
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Maybe

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that's a silly animal

warm leaf
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unless it's anthro it's not necessarily a furry

clear mantle
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Zootopia

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i heart nick wilde

clear mantle
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Cant wait for the sequel

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yuck

warm leaf
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disgustang

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clear mantle
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NOT FOR WEIRD REASONS I THINK THE WORLD BUILDING IS COOL

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what's that

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oh

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world building shmorld shmuilding

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building is pretty funky as a word

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in a good way

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zootopia fans being escorted out of their local zoos

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# warm leaf 🧂

That wont do anything because slug cats can swim for long amounts of time in the ocean without suffering from dehydration, or shriveling up. I had to re type this a lot cause it kept deleting it

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i don't think i've ever been to a zoo

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unless the bird park counts

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but that's just birds

warm leaf
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warm leaf
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🧨

clear mantle
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I like aquariums better

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Until you leave and see the visible scar marks on you hand from the bird claws

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warm leaf
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i singlehandedly ended the rat population in my neighborhood

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clear mantle
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Your literally a cat

clear mantle
warm leaf
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i used to have a quaker parrot as a pet but he dieded a long while ago

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never had a bird since but he was cool

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warm leaf
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my wrists are pale and my veins appear kinda blue, there's no way you can miss them

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squeaked a lot though

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literally, they're damn near yelling out where they are

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warm leaf
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# warm leaf i'm a cat elitist

Mabye its becuase not all cats are from the same species in comparison to dogs. So we’re technically only very distantly related

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warm leaf
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well i do turn into goop when it's hot

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maybe

clear mantle
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i can wiggle one of my tendons back and forth over my left pointer finger

trim mulch
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Stab ing

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or rather the knuckle

clear mantle
warm leaf
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meow meow meow meow

clear mantle
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Meow meow meow meow mrow

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lurker what time zone are you in

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is it a gmt?

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warm leaf
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i hope you guys know that i'm trying to convey that i'm just saying the word meow out loud instead of actually meowing

warm leaf
clear mantle
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I bet its EST

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i meow a lot

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That only proves your actually a bio-engineered organism

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favorite vocal stim

warm leaf
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wtf is GMT-3

clear mantle
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I love my vocal stims

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warm leaf
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time zone? but i don't wanna time travel???

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that's like uhh 1 or 2 am? i don't feel like mathing rn

warm leaf
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i forgored what google said

clear mantle
warm leaf
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00 means midnight

clear mantle
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Its 20:48 where im at

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warm leaf
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but today is a big day for me so yknow

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Oh its 10:48 pm for me rn

clear mantle
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Be devious, stay up

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Im EST US

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Its also past my bedtime but no one cares

warm leaf
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it's 10:49 pm here,, if i do the math that's about uhh,,,, 22:49???

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Also why are you shocked i literally told you guys that im from new jersey

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i thinkr

warm leaf
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you're such a smart cookie fox

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yayy i mathed

clear mantle
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No its 24?

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warm leaf
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ohh yeah americans can't count past twelve

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i can sometimes

clear mantle
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warm leaf
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 aaaand what comes next?

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13

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14

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15

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16

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I mean i cant actually say im an immigrant, its more like my parents where immigrants and raised me like they were

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Fuck

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18

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18

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19

warm leaf
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20

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20

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21

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21

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23

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23

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24

clear mantle
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Are you kidding me

agile meadow
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warm leaf
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yes the numbers stop after 24

clear mantle
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Nuh uh

warm leaf
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basic maths

agile meadow
clear mantle
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25

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it goes back to 0 after 24

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warm leaf
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not me though

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25 is a figment of the imagination when it comes to time

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clear mantle
warm leaf
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i'm in that based time zone

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only for real men

clear mantle
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Im in MST :3

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So lurkers pfp is some bio-engineered cat creature with rabies thats simultaneously high on opium

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warm leaf
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clear mantle
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copper??

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where

clear mantle
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Ated it

agile meadow
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warm leaf
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Fuck

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i played as a kobold in my last d&d campaign

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warm leaf
agile meadow
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clear mantle
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Anyways my pfp lore is that im hunter from rainworld, one of the 10 characters you can play as and also the GOAT of slugcats

clear mantle
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Dope asf

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warm leaf
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🧂

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clear mantle
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is quite literally my sona lmao

warm leaf
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salty

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kobolds are pretty cool

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they're dumb af, but they're cute

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Sea salt is better

clear mantle
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the pink salt is cool

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agile meadow
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I would punt a Kobold

clear mantle
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Why

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Meanie head

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himalayan i think ? the pink salt

agile meadow
warm leaf
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anyone shorter than me is pikmin size

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i forgor, it's been a while

warm leaf
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clear mantle
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agile meadow
clear mantle
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Idk

agile meadow
warm leaf
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always watching 👁️

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LURKER I FOUND YOUR THEME SONG

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ITS BIOENGINEERING FROM RAINWORLD

warm leaf
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no

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rainworld yuck

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painworld

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your mom is

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digital scarab
clear mantle
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warm leaf
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my sona is canonically 6'4" it's true because i said so

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agile meadow
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warm leaf
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it's just 4 feet taller than my actual height nothing crazy

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Thats a dinosour

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If your wondering

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Like an actual dinosaur that existed

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clear mantle
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We love utahraptor

agile meadow
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Bro is digging a hole

warm leaf
digital scarab
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utah raptor

warm leaf
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i meant inches

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warm leaf
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i'm not used to this measuring unit

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it's ok

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Its like slightly larger than a Jurassic park velociraptor

agile meadow
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My other option would probably be a thylacoleo

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another thing to draw now is tiny lurker

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One of the largest carnivores marsupials

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Also known as the marsupial lion

agile meadow
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warm leaf
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i'm 183 centimeters tall and my sona is 197 centimeters tall there

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agile meadow
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warm leaf
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wtf are you guys talking about

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clear mantle
agile meadow
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Ok wait so 182 cm is 6 feet

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warm leaf
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definitely a basketball player

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warm leaf
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no one can eat lurkey 😡

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except me right

warm leaf
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maybe

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i don't watch or play sports

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warm leaf
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wii sports however

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warm leaf
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lurker canonically uses eyeliner sometimes

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or am i mixing up the names

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warm leaf
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IM ALSO BETTER AT IT THAT TENNIS

warm leaf
warm leaf
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Whats the difference between hair and fur anyways

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dark kindle
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Lurker

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yes pain

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Hai

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hiii

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Just finished being greycist

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yaaaaawn

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warm leaf
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oh goodness me would you look at the time

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eepy timer

dark kindle
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Look at my art NOW!!!

warm leaf
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ok ok just this once

dark kindle
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Its in creative

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dark kindle
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_<

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done dropped a heart

clear mantle
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At exactly 8am i will be back

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warm leaf
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anyway time for schleep schleep

dark kindle
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No mask can speak 2 me

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dark kindle
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Wait till ur sunglasses 2 speak 2 me

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warm leaf
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goodnight everyone

dark kindle
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Gn lurkee

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nightnight lurker :3

clear mantle
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Goodnight! :3

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But it also sheds faster

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Or maybe fur sheds while hair doesnt

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I should sleep toohuh

glad rain
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probably yea, my cats shed so so so much whereas i shed a little bit in comparison

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Well i dont rly have pets

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Besides like 3 dead fighter fish

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Anyways, ima head out byeeeeeeeeeeee

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goodnight!

tawdry elk
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a

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I must draw Christmas Lurker

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A bit

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It was a bit

warm leaf
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guys i'm stuck in a tree again help

jagged tapir
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Rate my breakfast
Cottage cheese, honey, and Cheerios

warm leaf
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what foul concoction have you presented to us

jagged tapir
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Erm maybe
Cottage cheese, honey, and cheerios

warm leaf
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this can't be good

jagged tapir
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It's amazing

warm leaf
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stop lying

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i had cereal for breakfast just now

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normal cereal with milk

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Dude it's like
Uh
Weird ice cream idk

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Tastes great

warm leaf
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Why is it in spanis

warm leaf
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IT'S PORTUGUESE

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brazilian portuguese

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What in the worl

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goofbal

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IT LOOKS SIMILAR

warm leaf
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IT DONT

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YOURE CRAZY

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Grrr

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im sorry crimbly

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forgive me 😔

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Ok

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I eated it all

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YOU ATE IT

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I'm giggling rn

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You're acting like I just did illegal actions

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Silly

warm leaf
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that should be illegal

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😡

warm leaf
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it's like putting chocolate in french fries

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you don't do that

jagged tapir
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That sounds not that bad

warm leaf
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of course you'd say that

jagged tapir
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As a man who's put fundip powder in mashed potatoes, I know whats good amd what's bad

warm leaf
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that doesn't sound that bad

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It was traumatic

warm leaf
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and i eat cat food

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I ate a dog treat once

warm leaf
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are you a dog

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No

warm leaf
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then you shouldn't eat that

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I eat sand

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And paper

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god damn it

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And scrap metal

warm leaf
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what is your stomach made out of

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And ice and tree bark and scorpions

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And uh

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What else

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scorpions?

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Rubber

warm leaf
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you're full of plastic

jagged tapir
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No my cat is, he eats rubber bands dude, and carpet

warm leaf
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i don't do that

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often

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hello monuuuuu can you help me i'm stuck on a tree again

warm leaf
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i climbed up for fun and i'm scared of coming back down

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because i'm afraid of heights

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I am
Also afraid of heights

warm leaf
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haha

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The most I'm able to do without crying is like 2-3 feet off the ground

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We all know I'm taller than
Than
Uh
Than... ):

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disintegrates

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Damn

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Bruh wtf

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Then be napoleon

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then change your statement

tawdry elk
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Lazy bum

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Nuh uh

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-50 respect

agile meadow
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Monu why do you keep going with the mario characters as women PFPs? You had Shy Guy a while ago, then Piranah Plant, and now Koopa Troopa

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Make sure to stay outside a radius of 5 miles from ANY bedroom

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Bruh its not my fault that the - turned into a bullet point when i put a space there

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  • 50 respect
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-50 respect

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  • 50 Respect
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oh

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SEEEEEEEE

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  • kinda gay bro
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Oh wait thats not the plushie

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dumbass

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My eyes be tricking me

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get better eyes

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Which is do have but dont feel like spending

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Anyways ima head out

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I got school and its test day

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Cya

clear mantle
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Good morning!

clear mantle
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Whip an nae nae :3

iron plover
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simultaneous whip and naenae

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love monu 🥰

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i love it when you talk dirty

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oooh i see you just want to stare into my eye 👁️

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love lurker

warm leaf
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omg ash thank youuuuuu🥰

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burping

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i do do that a lot

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maybe i am autistic

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no i meant screeching in pain

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idk about calling it a stim but i do every other day at least

warm leaf
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i also screech in pain loudly every other day

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farting is pretty based

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doggie

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stinky

jagged tapir
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clear mantle
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I love food

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I AWAKEN

clear mantle
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How was your slumber

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clear mantle
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Nice

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Also im pissed cause someone stole my history project and now i have to redo it and get a late grade

warm leaf
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did you dream about cats

warm leaf
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cyclops cats specifically

clear mantle
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How did someone steal a whole ass project?

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warm leaf
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quirky

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Anyways, lurker

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Do you think you deserve a raise?

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What you you dream about lurker?

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yes

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If yea then i do

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If no then i dont

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i'm not obscenely rich

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Cause i wont have an incentive to

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i could be if i wanted to i guess

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No im just insane

warm leaf
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yeah haha that's ridiculous haha

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Are satyrs from greek mythology just be like that?

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E

clear mantle
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monu do you think i'm clingy be honest

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Am i the odd one out or something? Also why do so little people even talk on this channel

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clear mantle
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i have a lot of art saved

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Wait were allowed to draw nsfw?

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clear mantle
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this is the post with the most messages in the server

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THEN WHY BRING UP NSFW

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no other page has more comments than this

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clear mantle
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Rigged

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HEY I HAVE A LIFE

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IM DOING SCHOOL AND SHIT

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My life atm is college finals TwT

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No

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i still have the very first art of my sona saved look at this

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WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I CAN TWLK ABOUT WWII GERMANY?

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this one is old

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AND EXPLAIN HISTORY THATS ALSO HIGHLY OFFENSIVE?

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that right there was my pfp

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which one

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agile meadow
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hmmmmm

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clear mantle
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awww

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damn

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this one was the second i think

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Nvm

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he looks more like a fox than a cat in this one

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i should've kept the tentacles tbh

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no

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RIGGED

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RIGGED

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RIGGEDD

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that takes forever

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RIGGED

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RIGGED

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this one is so cool i love this one

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banger

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uhhh what else do i have here

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Really excensuates the cosmic horror

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Thats not how you spell it ik

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Im just lazy to fix it

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Hello hungary, im new jersey

warm leaf
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this one is cute

agile meadow
warm leaf
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do not

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do not eat the avacato

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And unsaturated fats

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And monounsaturated fats

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And polyunsaturated fats

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avocado

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i know i know

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You sound like a tsundere

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i asked breb to draw me in a maid outfit

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Bruh chill, i know November ended but seriously chill

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Since when?

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You sound like a stalker

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and then breb did it again

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very cute

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And obsessed stalker willing to commit crimes if it meant being within five miles of lurker

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breb

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nya

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you know breb right

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everyone knows breb

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yeah

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The brebiest breb of all brebs

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it's a gurl

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that's enough lurker for today

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Idk, boredom

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Honestly i should

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Screw it im gonna go play katana zero

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ok one more

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Thats should help me get my mind off things

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this one i got for my birthday

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pretty cute

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Wait

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what

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How would you eat the cake?

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mauf

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Do you like

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H

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Is your eye like a mouth?

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Like eye of Cthulhu

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here look at this

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Your second phase turns your eye into a massive jaw?

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that's the explanation

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32k messages

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IM INTERESTED NOW

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YIPPEEEEE

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Thats cause i no life this channel

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And my massive text dump earlier

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goofball

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Anyways ima head out byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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bye bye !

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also here's me eating cereal and crying

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very cute

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adorable even

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d’awwww

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🧶

jagged tapir
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PETER GRIFFIN IS COMING TO FUCKING FORTNITE

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real

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I RETURN

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now i will eat dinner

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Cya again

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Just got back from frolicking in the snow :3

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meow

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Meow

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omg wanna make snow angels

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Yes!

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Ive never done that before!

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we're probably gonna get all wet and catch a cold •^D

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Good

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No classes if sick

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Sadly North Carolina doesnt get snow

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Unless im in the mountains

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Thats not a theory, thats a fact

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you get an A+

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Its called your parents lying to you so they dont have to deal with a child jumping into water 24/7

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my mom always encouraged me to jump into cold sewage water

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she said it's healthy for your tentacles

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true, but my imagination is not childish

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you're the child here

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you're grounded

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go to your room

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and think about what you have done mister

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I wont, ill be too busy playing raibworld

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rainworld?

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nah that's for babies

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you're gonna play dark souls

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oh nooooo my silly cat slug game is so haaaaard look at this deep lore guys trust me

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Gnarp gnarp

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that's you

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But unironically though, have you played rainworld before?

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in fact just for that you're playing dark souls 2

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wake tf up bearer of the curse

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Nah bro, im gonna play armoured core

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you baby

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With its shitty camera controls on the ps1

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silly silly baby

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big waaaaa waaa baby

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For some reason your giving me freiza vibes lol

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actual newborn

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you stupid monkey

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Im just gonna imagine you as sounding like freiza now

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It’ll be hilarious

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get out of here you imbecile

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go perish with the rest of your kin

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And have not yet bred yet and am not interested

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you doofus ball

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Fuck no significant harassment

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painworld

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That guy can rot in hell for bio engineering me to have turbo cancer

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And forcing me to move from on end to the other complete opposite side of the map

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shut up

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i couldn't care less

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Bruh shut up

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All your doing is just asking me

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To kill

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Myself

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i will throw salt on you

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Let me have this bro

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Let me rant

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salt salt salt

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we'll see about that

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Like i can swim in the ocean for hours in end and be completely fine

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i got that limited edition salt

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what if instead of salt i squash the slugcats

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with a beeg hammer

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When juvinile

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As an adult ill be like 5 feet

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Well no

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short ass

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Im half wild cat

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scrunkly

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nuh uh im toll

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Eldritch brat

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Ok this is the most stupid conversation ive ever seen in my entire life

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you don't know what you're saying

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i have seen stupider

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Iike why are we role playing as our pfps?

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well if i wasn't gonna do that i wouldn't have put my fursona as my pfp

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doofus

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think for a second

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Also the actual height of hunter is probably around 2-3 feet when standing on hind legs

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O

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dumb ass slug

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dies all the same with some salt

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and a beeg hammer

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I use spears

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Also do you even know why salt kills slugs?

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And snails

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i'm not interested in knowing

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im gonna explain it

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oh boy

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well you're the star student

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Basically

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You know how slugs have this super thin skin

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just like redditors

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And secrete this slimy mucus on it in which makes them super slippery

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just like redditors

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So basically this thin skin of their allows water to escape from their body very easily

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And since the slug has more water than salt in its body

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If it comes into contact with salt, the salt will draw out the water from the slugs body since water likes to be equally mixed with any solutes(salt)

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And this causes the slug to shrivel up

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Its also why you see slugs in and around wet or damp areas

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And specifically areas with fresh water

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ok i have a solution

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what if instead of salt

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This phenomenon is also the explanation as to why freshwater fish cant survive in salt water

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i threw boiling water

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Oh and for saltwater fish, its the opposite since their bodies have a higher concentration of salt in comparison to fresh water

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i eat fish sometimes

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So the fresh water goes into the fish and this causes the saltwater fish to bloat and explode from the amount of water

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ok ok ok

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but what if boiling water on slug cat

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fantastic

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Whether human, slug, cat whatever

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all i needed to know

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In that case the amount and temperature of water matters

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though maybe boiling water might be hard to have on go

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Like 30 minutes if you want enough to submerge someone

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Actually more like an hour or two

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Cause you also have to factor in stuff like the thing youll use to heat it

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perhaps a flamethrower

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Unless your using a flamethrower that shoots fire thats hotter than the surface of the sun

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But then the water will turn into plasma

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And itll be a plasma thrower not a flame thrower

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that makes no sense but ok

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ill just go for the ol reliable

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stomp

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Dude just use a gun

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Or a knife

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works wonders

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stomp

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with big 🅱️oots

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Yeah but now you need to factor in how hard you have to stomp

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Like im literally 3 feet tall (hunter)

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shorty

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baby

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cthulhu isn't even that cool

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overhyped in my opinion

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Why are we the only ones online?

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because idk

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we both don't have anything better to do

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Should we play like a multiplayer game or something?

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not happening

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I only have single player games

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what are you getting for christmas

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Im not buying that shit

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And the pc parts i wanted

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sounds good

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So i can build my high end gaming pc

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nice

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And finally play Minecraft with those super good looking shaders

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And all the content mods

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squandered potential in my opinion but sure

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And not lag the shit out of my computer

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cool

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i'm getting santa's head for christmas

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i'm only one of those things