#LURKER APPRECIATION PAGE
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this is so stupid
ravers r cool
.......fuck
Hey if Tragödien likes it its cool
one second guys
no u r stupid 🫵 
once a guy with 1 billion kandis in each arm tried selling me drugs ina r aveits was nice
you should probably drink a little bit, in small sips
how
did you take some
no, im scared of alcohol ofc i would never do drugs lol
hmmmhhmmmm interesting
i already do enough crack /j
was the kandi cool :0
Thats it im designing you a fursona lil bro
delete the slash j dont be a little baby wahhwahh
wotr
wahter!
Wader
wotr has been dranked
goodjob
trag?
yayay wotr
couldnt see it right but there was a pink yellow and orange one, it was rlly big only one i can remember
😊
drooling emoji
thanks fox
can i see
anyway traggy can you draw me🥺
desperate
don't call me out like that 😔
mhm ok
what outfit you want
can yall shut up for a bit
no
clears throat obnoxiously
no no it's because she uhhh she drew the cool skeleton guy with a robe on and i was like damn that robe is cool
cries loudly
shut the up
thats not uh
cultist lurkert
that game goes hard
the two brothers that body guard the final boss kinda
that's a weird ass game
Mmgh hjhgggfgg
yeah maybe not
huh
idk i'm so dizzy i don't even know where i am
thanks bread
yeah yeah
growls
I’m gonna bake that cat into a cake
SAY THE LIME HOWDY!
maybe one day
Lime
draw me instead
YEAAAAAAH
ITWS NOT A SKELETON!!!!
Draw mordetwi as cowboys
do it whenever you want i'm not desperate
in a thousand years
you mean mordecai??
oh boy that's a while
thats only a few years away
No, Mordetwi. That meme from 2021 with Mordecai and the horse thing from MLP
i'll be like 4 feet taller by then
Oh
cap
her name is twilight sparkle
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky
no
puckman
wakawakawakawakawaka
FU-
wakawakawakawakawakawakawaka
babies are so cringe
you were a baby once
i am a baby
cringe
correct
rewyejgedgvyf4cr
“I heard this guy called soft spot on a baby’s head was pretty tough, let’s fight”
no goku that's not what you think stop
NO GOKU DON'T DO IT
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
NOOOOO
I ate at a hawiian grill and im paying the ultimate price
Fine i quit
Wdym?
Im normal YHAR0Nn again
The whole cult thing was basically a bit that should’ve ended days ago
Hella lame
reminder that i'm always watching 👁️
Either way now that thanksgiving is over and all
I have to focus on my school and stuff
I was about to go full in on the cult bit
you guys need more hugs
Watching what?
I pass on the role of cult leader to you
My mom and dad suffice
i'm your mom now mwahahahaha
Ew
I havent felt another humans touch in months, college has taken a huge toll :3
Cool
Do you know how cringe it would be to know that your mom has a discord account?
yes, yes i do
mine does
both of them actually
OOF, god speed bro, godspeed
shame
Damn
oh well atleast no one knows i'm a furry
Tbh i dont really care if someone’s a furry or not
The speed at which id get disowned if my parents knew i was a furry lmao
except for your loyal followers
my mom has a discord yeah
Like im pretty sure that furry hate on the internet is 90% joking
i meant my family, they don't know
O
I know people irl that genuinely hate furries
they can know, they kinda have to
Let me guess, their impressionable children
aw man
Thats like being racist to yourself
No actually theyre adults
fucking dog people
Like friendly fire
you hate me cat cry emoji
no no no no not you ☺️
God i hate furries
hehe
Do slugcats count as furries?
Maybe
that's a silly animal
🧂
unless it's anthro it's not necessarily a furry
Zootopia
Cant wait for the sequel
yuck
disgustang
i'm so excited
NOT FOR WEIRD REASONS I THINK THE WORLD BUILDING IS COOL
world building shmorld shmuilding
zootopia fans being escorted out of their local zoos
That wont do anything because slug cats can swim for long amounts of time in the ocean without suffering from dehydration, or shriveling up. I had to re type this a lot cause it kept deleting it
i don't think i've ever been to a zoo
unless the bird park counts
but that's just birds
ok then, i'll switch to the alternative
Ive been to one of those before, it was fun
🧨
I like aquariums better
a bird landed on my shoulder when i was there it was so cool
Until you leave and see the visible scar marks on you hand from the bird claws
Yeee, those things are surprisingly heavy though
i singlehandedly ended the rat population in my neighborhood
i always get otter plushies when i go to aquariums
Only scars on my hands are from getting an iv
Why do you want to kill a cat derived organism so much?
Your literally a cat
So real
Lol
i'm a cat elitist
it was a pretty small bird, i rember it was blue
They missed my veins 7 times
i used to have a quaker parrot as a pet but he dieded a long while ago
never had a bird since but he was cool
The one aquarium i want to visit is Monterey bay aquarium cause they have lots of otters there
my wrists are pale and my veins appear kinda blue, there's no way you can miss them
squeaked a lot though
literally, they're damn near yelling out where they are
Mine roll like a 70 year old grandma
i'd love to see an otter irl they're so cool
lotta blood to pump
Mabye its becuase not all cats are from the same species in comparison to dogs. So we’re technically only very distantly related
Fr
I need more blood tbh
he kept me up at night because he didn't stop squawking
Lol sounds fun
fucking ew
well i do turn into goop when it's hot
maybe
It doesnt help that i have an intense fear of needles TwT
i would never do that, i would keep you up at night by meowing
i can wiggle one of my tendons back and forth over my left pointer finger
Stab ing
or rather the knuckle
Same, but random clicks and chirps
meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow mrow
slugcat noises
i hope you guys know that i'm trying to convey that i'm just saying the word meow out loud instead of actually meowing
it's one of them surely
I bet its EST
i meow a lot
Yeah true, no cat actually says meow
That only proves your actually a bio-engineered organism
favorite vocal stim
wtf is GMT-3
I love my vocal stims
Something to do with timezones
silly brazil time zone
time zone? but i don't wanna time travel???
that's like uhh 1 or 2 am? i don't feel like mathing rn
yeah, i'm built different
Time travel is easy, just go into a black where the gravity is so strong that space and time literally bend
i forgored what google said
If i ever time travel im gonna kill reagan before he can take office
it's about 00:48 in here now
00 means midnight
Its 20:48 where im at
you need to go nightnight soon
Literally, you were literally made to be completely different from any existing organism
it's past my bedtime i know
but today is a big day for me so yknow
Oh its 10:48 pm for me rn
Be devious, stay up
as if the huge blood red eyeball wasn't enough of a sign
it's 10:49 pm here,, if i do the math that's about uhh,,,, 22:49???
Also why are you shocked i literally told you guys that im from new jersey
i thinkr
correct
you're such a smart cookie fox
yayy i mathed
You dont give jersey vibes
What is this military time?
No its 24?
Yeah cause im technically an immigrant
i reckon
ohh yeah americans can't count past twelve
i can sometimes
W
Every clock i have is set to 24 hour tho 😭
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 aaaand what comes next?
16
I mean i cant actually say im an immigrant, its more like my parents where immigrants and raised me like they were
Fuck
17
18
very good fox you get a cookie 🍪 for being smart
20
20
21
23
Are you kidding me
based
Ikr
How is a time zone based
yes the numbers stop after 24
Nuh uh
basic maths
im in the same one
25
it goes back to 0 after 24
O, but then again half this discord is
not me though
25 is a figment of the imagination when it comes to time
Thats why i said half
Same
Im in MST :3
So lurkers pfp is some bio-engineered cat creature with rabies thats simultaneously high on opium
Whats your pfp lore?
if i do the math again i think you're 2 hours ahead of me
always one step ahead 😎
*with a singular, cyclopean eye
But your a bio-engineered organism. You probably werent created with the ability to produce offspring
Silly little kobold, thats copper coloured :3
Ated it
he's not bio engineerd, he's an eldritch horror made in a lab
Ye forgot about that part
Fuck
i played as a kobold in my last d&d campaign
Terraria?
rare instance of me using a capital letter
Pantera?
the group i'm in is trying to run fallout next, i'm excited
Yes i play that on occasion
Anyways my pfp lore is that im hunter from rainworld, one of the 10 characters you can play as and also the GOAT of slugcats
Dope asf
woahh 🤯
🧂
Sweet, for some reason your pfp made me think terraria lol
is quite literally my sona lmao
Literally me
the pink salt is cool
Is this furry lore im missing out on?
I would punt a Kobold
himalayan i think ? the pink salt
pikmin sized
no, ehhhh, no no
anyone shorter than me is pikmin size
K
i forgor, it's been a while
certified good salt
What are you olimar?
I happen to be larger than a picked man
how tall are you
Are you larger than I am?
Idk
5'9" 1/4
always watching 👁️
veryvery yum
oh fuck i'm pikmin
LURKER I FOUND YOUR THEME SONG
ITS BIOENGINEERING FROM RAINWORLD
no
rainworld yuck
painworld
But your bioengineered
your mom is
Skill issue tbh
Bad taste
skull emoji
My sona would be 2½ feet but irl im 5½
E
my sona is canonically 6'4" it's true because i said so
fraction jumpscare
irl Im 5'9" 1/4 but Mr The Ghost is 5' long
Cool :3
can confirm
My sona would be a 6’5 Utahraptor
it's just 4 feet taller than my actual height nothing crazy
smol
We love utahraptor
wtf you're 2'4"?
FR
you're 2'4" ??
Bro is digging a hole
favorite dinosaur
utah raptor
2 inches /j
i'm not used to this measuring unit
it's ok
Its like slightly larger than a Jurassic park velociraptor
nah bro you're 2'4" now
My other option would probably be a thylacoleo
another thing to draw now is tiny lurker
I will eat tiny lurker
not if i eat him first
Dude youll get like turbo cancer from that
Not if I stab you 37 1/3 times in the chest first
im a ghost it's fine
not if i eat your blade first
i'm 183 centimeters tall and my sona is 197 centimeters tall there
Turbo cancer affects ghosts
not if I cut your tongue first
Thats not how cancer works, cancer is a mutation in the cells, ghosts don't have cells
wtf are you guys talking about
193 centemeters is like 6 feet right?
not if i eat u first
who gets to eat u first
he's a big one
Toll
6'4"
Ok wait so 182 cm is 6 feet
O
definitely a basketball player
What your charging money?
can you dribble
Basketball is primarily an American sport, cause only Americans care about basketball
except me right
maybe
not me
i don't watch or play sports
I did say primary which doesnt mean that all will be Americans
idk about lurker but i personally am very talented at skee ball
wii sports however
Skee? Is that like badminton or something?
lurker canonically uses eyeliner sometimes
isn't skee ball the one at arcades?
old ass sport
or am i mixing up the names
Why all your body hair is black
yes i played it once
SHUT UP I WAS RAISED TO LIKE BADMINTON
i love skee ball
IM ALSO BETTER AT IT THAT TENNIS
fur
can i squish you into a ball then dunk
in tennis you hit a ball, in badminton you hit a birdie
one is kinda fun the other is tennis
Whats the difference between hair and fur anyways
hell yea
you can style hair
Lurker
yes pain
Hai
hiii
Just finished being greycist
i think it has something to do with the coarseness of it, like the texture kinda
yaaaaawn
Its much easier to hit a shuttle than is it for hit a tennis ball thats for sure
oh goodness me would you look at the time
eepy timer
Look at my art NOW!!!
ok ok just this once
Its in creative
You mean like how tightly packed it is?
_<
done dropped a heart
At exactly 8am i will be back
Also hi
anyway time for schleep schleep
No mask can speak 2 me
Guys shuttle is another name for birdie, its actually the most commonly used name
Wait till ur sunglasses 2 speak 2 me
i don't know how folicles work so maybe idk
goodnight everyone
Gn lurkee
nightnight lurker :3
Goodnight! :3
Lol, wait i think fur grows faster than hair
But it also sheds faster
Or maybe fur sheds while hair doesnt
probably yea, my cats shed so so so much whereas i shed a little bit in comparison
Yeah
Well i dont rly have pets
Besides like 3 dead fighter fish
Anyways, ima head out byeeeeeeeeeeee
goodnight!
guys i'm stuck in a tree again help
Rate my breakfast
Cottage cheese, honey, and Cheerios
what foul concoction have you presented to us
Erm maybe
Cottage cheese, honey, and cheerios
this can't be good
It's amazing
how
Why is it in spanis
What in the worl
goofbal
IT LOOKS SIMILAR
Grrr
Ok
YOU ATE IT
that should be illegal
😡
That sounds not that bad
of course you'd say that
As a man who's put fundip powder in mashed potatoes, I know whats good amd what's bad
that doesn't sound that bad
It was traumatic
and i eat cat food
I ate a dog treat once
are you a dog
No
then you shouldn't eat that
god damn it
And scrap metal
what is your stomach made out of
scorpions?
Rubber
you're full of plastic
No my cat is, he eats rubber bands dude, and carpet
Get down
I am
Also afraid of heights
haha
The most I'm able to do without crying is like 2-3 feet off the ground
We all know I'm taller than
Than
Uh
Than... ):
disintegrates
Damn
then change your statement
Bro you can't cream
but he's fr*nch
🤨
Monu why do you keep going with the mario characters as women PFPs? You had Shy Guy a while ago, then Piranah Plant, and now Koopa Troopa
Make sure to stay outside a radius of 5 miles from ANY bedroom
Bruh its not my fault that the - turned into a bullet point when i put a space there
LIAR
SEEEEEEEE
- kinda gay bro
Idk how a plushie and a bio-engineered organism could be in a relationship
Im not a plushie first of all, and second of all, who said it had to be anything romantic?
Oh wait thats not the plushie
dumbass
Look it looked like the plushie from afar
My eyes be tricking me
get better eyes
But that costs money
Which is do have but dont feel like spending
Anyways ima head out
I got school and its test day
Cya
Good morning!
love monu 🥰
i love it when you talk dirty
oooh i see you just want to stare into my eye 👁️
love lurker
omg ash thank youuuuuu🥰
howling
burping
idk about calling it a stim but i do every other day at least
i also screech in pain loudly every other day
same! :3
farting is pretty based
doggie
stinky
People, Food, Animals
I love food
I AWAKEN
How was your slumber
Pretty slumberous
Nice
Also im pissed cause someone stole my history project and now i have to redo it and get a late grade
did you dream about cats
Ewww
cyclops cats specifically
How did someone steal a whole ass project?
I dreamed about sleeping in the middle of my microsoft word and powerpoint class
Idk
quirky
What you you dream about lurker?
yes
unspeakable horrors beyond your comprehension
a raise? but i'm pretty high already
Is lurker obscenely rich?
If yea then i do
If no then i dont
i'm not obscenely rich
Aight then ill never even think about the idea of having romantic feelings towards you
Cause i wont have an incentive to
i could be if i wanted to i guess
I mean im pretty sure we have like 10 years age gap anyways or something
I could comprehend them :3
What are you an eldritch abomination?
No im just insane
yeah haha that's ridiculous haha
Are satyrs from greek mythology just be like that?
stupid baby

go get some crayons up your nose
monu do you think i'm clingy be honest
Am i the odd one out or something? Also why do so little people even talk on this channel
this channel is for posting art of my fursona
Clingy is way worse than you dont worry
Because its less chaotic than main
i have a lot of art saved
No one even does that on this channel
Wait were allowed to draw nsfw?
oh they do, it's just that people talk a lot in between
true
I would but im artisticly inept
this is the post with the most messages in the server
THEN WHY BRING UP NSFW
no other page has more comments than this
so your saying that me, you guys, and two other guys are the only people who talk regularly here?
Cus funni
Rigged
E
usually
Out of like the 78 people who voted for this channel
HEY I HAVE A LIFE
IM DOING SCHOOL AND SHIT
My life atm is college finals TwT
No
usually
Lol gl
Weird
i still have the very first art of my sona saved look at this
I hate calc
WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I CAN TWLK ABOUT WWII GERMANY?
this one is old
AND EXPLAIN HISTORY THATS ALSO HIGHLY OFFENSIVE?
This looks like someone took eye of Cthulhu and pasted it onto someones furry OC
man this first design was not bad at all
holy shit this was when you were blue
awesome right
Yeah ig
hmmmmm
I mean it explains the whole cosmic horror aspect of you
Gives 2009 vibes
And the shitty creepypastas
Maybe, but i wasnt there for that
Fake gamer
this one was the second i think
I barely had consciousness tf you mean
Slender car
Nvm
This looks like a roblox character
Bring them back
would you like to see an upgrade
Give me the entire timeline
no
that takes forever
this one is so cool i love this one
Best one so far
Really excensuates the cosmic horror
Thats not how you spell it ik
Im just lazy to fix it
Hello hungary, im new jersey
this one is cute
I will eat it
Look at all the trisaccharides
And unsaturated fats
And monounsaturated fats
And polyunsaturated fats
avocado
i know i know
You sound like a tsundere
i asked breb to draw me in a maid outfit
Bruh chill, i know November ended but seriously chill
Though it does look good
Since when?
You sound like a stalker
And obsessed stalker willing to commit crimes if it meant being within five miles of lurker
breb
E
nya
yeah
She brebs her breb
she
The brebiest breb of all brebs
it's a gurl
Got it
that's enough lurker for today
Idk, boredom
Un lurk your er
Honestly i should
Screw it im gonna go play katana zero
ok one more
Thats should help me get my mind off things
Wut
this one i got for my birthday
Noice
pretty cute
Wait
what
How would you eat the cake?
mauf
Do you like
H
here look at this
Your second phase turns your eye into a massive jaw?
that's the explanation
32k messages
wooooooo
YIPPEEEEE
goofball
Anyways ima head out byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
bye bye !
real
Just got back from frolicking in the snow :3
meow
Meow
omg wanna make snow angels
we're probably gonna get all wet and catch a cold •^D
Sounds like fun
Sadly North Carolina doesnt get snow
Unless im in the mountains
Btw, being wet has no relation to getting a cold
Thats not a theory, thats a fact
you're such a smart cookie
you get an A+
Its called your parents lying to you so they dont have to deal with a child jumping into water 24/7
my mom always encouraged me to jump into cold sewage water
she said it's healthy for your tentacles
Thats not your mom, thats your childish imagination creating a fictional mom
true, but my imagination is not childish
Thats exactly what a child would say
you're the child here
Ik
Damn
Dont worry, all my gaming stuff is in my room anyways
and think about what you have done mister
I wont, ill be too busy playing raibworld
Bro doesnt know
I played the original demon souls and sekiro, i would know difficult and rainworld trumps both in difficulty
oh nooooo my silly cat slug game is so haaaaard look at this deep lore guys trust me
Gnarp gnarp
that's you
But unironically though, have you played rainworld before?
Nah bro, im gonna play armoured core
you baby
With its shitty camera controls on the ps1
For some reason your giving me freiza vibes lol
NOOO, NOT ME SLUG PUPS. Even though i have turbo cancer
And have not yet bred yet and am not interested
you doofus ball
Fuck no significant harassment
painworld
That guy can rot in hell for bio engineering me to have turbo cancer
And forcing me to move from on end to the other complete opposite side of the map
i will throw salt on you
salt salt salt
I literally told you that slugcats aren’t affected by salt
we'll see about that
Like i can swim in the ocean for hours in end and be completely fine
i got that limited edition salt
You mean the Mr. Beast limited edition $1000000 salt?
Im 3-4 feet tall
When juvinile
As an adult ill be like 5 feet
Well no
short ass
Tiny eldritch abomination
nuh uh im toll
Eldritch brat
Toll in eldritch terms, so short in slugcat terms
Ok this is the most stupid conversation ive ever seen in my entire life
Iike why are we role playing as our pfps?
well if i wasn't gonna do that i wouldn't have put my fursona as my pfp
doofus
think for a second
Also the actual height of hunter is probably around 2-3 feet when standing on hind legs
O
i'm not interested in knowing
just like redditors
And secrete this slimy mucus on it in which makes them super slippery
just like redditors
So basically this thin skin of their allows water to escape from their body very easily
And since the slug has more water than salt in its body
If it comes into contact with salt, the salt will draw out the water from the slugs body since water likes to be equally mixed with any solutes(salt)
And this causes the slug to shrivel up
Its also why you see slugs in and around wet or damp areas
And specifically areas with fresh water
This phenomenon is also the explanation as to why freshwater fish cant survive in salt water
i threw boiling water
Oh and for saltwater fish, its the opposite since their bodies have a higher concentration of salt in comparison to fresh water
i eat fish sometimes
So the fresh water goes into the fish and this causes the saltwater fish to bloat and explode from the amount of water
Everyone does, its my favorite food. Excluding people with allergies to seafood of course
Dude everything gets hurt and get seriously damaged from that
fantastic
Whether human, slug, cat whatever
all i needed to know
In that case the amount and temperature of water matters
though maybe boiling water might be hard to have on go
Yeah boiling large amounts of water takes a long time
Like 30 minutes if you want enough to submerge someone
Actually more like an hour or two
Cause you also have to factor in stuff like the thing youll use to heat it
perhaps a flamethrower
That will take weeks
Unless your using a flamethrower that shoots fire thats hotter than the surface of the sun
But then the water will turn into plasma
And itll be a plasma thrower not a flame thrower
Yeah but now you need to factor in how hard you have to stomp
Like im literally 3 feet tall (hunter)
shorty
Shut up eye of Cthulhu clone
Why are we the only ones online?
Sooo trueeeee
Should we play like a multiplayer game or something?
not happening
I only have single player games
Lol good
what are you getting for christmas
Im not buying that shit
A really good microphone
And the pc parts i wanted
sounds good
So i can build my high end gaming pc
nice
And finally play Minecraft with those super good looking shaders
And all the content mods
squandered potential in my opinion but sure
Also i can play btd6
And not lag the shit out of my computer
