omg i don't wanna get you kicked out and disowned
#LURKER APPRECIATION PAGE
warm leaf
alpine pebble
But its funny
merry folio
Just got out da shower
warm leaf
you're making me nervous 😡
warm leaf
CAREFUL
drifting harbor
It’s not too bad, it should be fine, right Kioko?
alpine pebble
you're making me nervous 😡
It'll be okay dw 😭 we're on opposite sides of the couch
Hr left the room for now 🔥🔥
dark kindle
Beat yer father if he does find out
alpine pebble
It’s not too bad, it should be fine, right Kioko?
He might ask why I do what I do
merry folio
Beat yer father if he does find out
Consuming him for nutrients is the better option
warm leaf
I'M NERVOUS
drifting harbor
He might ask why I do what I do
For the approval of weird strangers on the internet of course, why else would someone do anything?
warm leaf
you got me worried 😔
alpine pebble
They won't actually disown me or kick me out 😭 my mom caught me drawing similar things before
And just said "WOW her chest is HUGE 😨"
it was probably the other lurker drawing
merry folio
W mom I think?
drifting harbor
And just said "WOW her chest is HUGE 😨"
I think your mom was asking for a commission
warm leaf
yeah but like what if i'm the last straw
merry folio
Doubt it
alpine pebble
yeah but like what if i'm the last straw
You won't beee dont worry
I'll just say im drawing a female
drifting harbor
yeah but like what if i'm the last straw
You are, but not for Kioko
warm leaf
teehee stoooop it
merry folio
Should I change my name?
dark kindle
My dad seen my like beginner art when I drew women and commented on how big I use 2 draw melons
warm leaf
Should I change my name?
become jumarius quangledangle
drifting harbor
Should I change my name?
I think Jake is a nice name, but you can change it if you want ig
dark kindle
Now i only draw men with big melons
merry folio
I don't know
warm leaf
jumarius quangledangle
dark kindle
I love MEN!!!
merry folio
Might change it back to Bobert Spcheegleheim
alpine pebble
yeah but like what if i'm the last straw
Also ill say it was monus fault
warm leaf
Also ill say it was monus fault
Oh, ok then, that's fine
alpine pebble
😭😭
drifting harbor
Now i only draw men with big melons
warm leaf
all monu's fault, he had you held at gunpoint
alpine pebble
all monu's fault, he had you held at gunpoint
Mhm!!
"Mom i swear monu told me to do it..."
merry folio
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-movie-david-hasselhoff-pecs-gif-13534...
Spangborb 😯
alpine pebble
shed think monu is a voice in my head
She doesn't know any of my online friends by name
drifting harbor
She doesn't know any of my online friends by name
She doesn’t know me? ; (
alpine pebble
she knows you guys all as "my friend" and probably thinks of you all as one person
warm leaf
monu is just waiting under your bed like no witnesses
drifting harbor
she knows you guys all as "my friend" and probably thinks of you all as one pers...
It’s true, we’re all the same person with multiple accounts
alpine pebble
Monu please don't kill me in my sleep
alpine pebble
It’s true, we’re all the same person with multiple accounts
😨😨
warm leaf
she knows you guys all as "my friend" and probably thinks of you all as one pers...
yeah, it's me, your friend, john kwitecord
drifting harbor
We enjoy gaslighting you into thinking we’re multiple people
alpine pebble
woah
drifting harbor
yeah, it's me, your friend, john kwitecord
David Discord
warm leaf
kevin kwite
alpine pebble
I switched drawings hes too close to me I dont feel like explaining that
warm leaf
bebe lurker saves the day again
alpine pebble
"Monu wanted me to draw a catboy with MASSIVE mangoes." "Who?"
warm leaf
also i have chocolate with me does anyone want choccy
alpine pebble
where do I put you 
alpine pebble
also i have chocolate with me does anyone want choccy
yes please hehe
warm leaf
"Monu wanted me to draw a catboy with MASSIVE mangoes." "Who?"
"so is this monu in the room with us right now?"
oopsie
alpine pebble
"so is this monu in the room with us right now?"
Of course!!
merry folio
On my side
warm leaf
i have a plushie
merry folio
Let me eat it
warm leaf
no
merry folio
Wtf why? ☹️
warm leaf
i just watched him earlier he still smells like soap
no no he's sleeping i don't wanna wake him up
merry folio
Femboys🔛🔝
alpine pebble
I finished my quick doodle
alpine pebble
he baby
merry folio
Femboys🔛🔝 (of me)
Real
alpine pebble
see his limbs aren’t attached because i bullied him
warm leaf
HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!
warm leaf
huge eyeball
alpine pebble
Im just too lazy to do anatomy🥺🥺
merry folio
I finished my quick doodle
I like it
alpine pebble
huge eyeball
massive
warm leaf
that boy sees everything in 4k
alpine pebble
I wish I could do that
alpine pebble
22/100 vision 😫😫
alpine pebble
Lmfao 💀💀
warm leaf
anyway bebe lurky is going to the collection
tight sequoia
Hey guys
merry folio
i saw this face in a dream once i'm pretty sure
tight sequoia
Would you eat a "butter chocolate milk powder toast"
merry folio
Fuck no
warm leaf
weird dream
merry folio
Sounds like a recipe for diabetes and clogged arteries
warm leaf
Would you eat a "butter chocolate milk powder toast"
shut up, did you see bebe lurk
tight sequoia
shut up, did you see bebe lurk
Who the fuck is bebe lurk
warm leaf
SCROLL UP 😡
tight sequoia
I finished my quick doodle
This ?
tight sequoia
He looks disgusting
warm leaf
he looks adorable
tight sequoia
Both disgusting and adorable
agile meadow
reel
warm leaf
bebe
alpine pebble
He looks disgusting
Wow 🤬🤬
drifting harbor
I finished my quick doodle
It’s so cute, good job. I’d pin it on my fridge with a magnet
iron plover
I finished my quick doodle
saved 
alpine pebble
tranquil steeple
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iron plover
gm lurker !!
warm leaf
good morning ash!!!
warm leaf
i'm doing pretty good it's raining and chilly and me like chilly
i even got my scarf on
iron plover
i even got my scarf on
ye I love being able to wear scarfs and sweaters :3
warm leaf
parappa looking at daffy duck after he slams his eggplant emote in the car door
iron plover
hehe lurker my alarm to remind you to buy headphones just went off but monu beat me to it
warm leaf
awww you guys actually went to remind me that's so cool 🥺
iron plover
because we love youuuuu
merry folio
Morning
iron plover
good morning !
merry folio
How we feeling this morning?
warm leaf
very gay
merry folio
pretty good !! hru?
Sleepy
lucid crypt
pfp for lurker'nt
warm leaf
oh thank you basil
lucid crypt
yw!!
warm leaf
i'll keep it and cherish it forever
lucid crypt
yie0ppe 🐟🐟
tranquil steeple
HOW IS THAT NOT TOO TALL WHAT ARE YOU A GIANT?!??! 💀
warm leaf
I finished my quick doodle
this
look at it
LOOK AT IT
no art guy, i was speaking about the little man, art guy
iron plover
CUTE BEBE LURKER
warm leaf
CUTE BEBE LURKER
he's adorable!!!
tranquil steeple
LOOK AT IT
Wait
tranquil steeple
no art guy, i was speaking about the little man, art guy
DONT CALL ME LITTLE
warm leaf
DONT CALL ME LITTLE
smol guy
tranquil steeple
I finished my quick doodle
Aw thats awesome kioko
warm leaf
that's what i thought
tranquil steeple
?
warm leaf
so art guy do you want a piggyback ride ☺️
alpine pebble
Lmfao 😭
tranquil steeple
(I still play in playgrounds and on swing sets)
warm leaf
smol guy
alpine pebble
Someone made fun of me the other day and said I'd never grow to be 5'6
warm leaf
that's no good
alpine pebble
😿
tranquil steeple
Someone made fun of me the other day and said I'd never grow to be 5'6
WHO SAID THAT. I'll beat them up. I know karate.
tranquil steeple
Someone else asked who let me out of Santa's workshop
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
I need names.
alpine pebble
WHO SAID THAT. I'll beat them up. I know karate.
One of my tiktok followers 🥺🥺
tranquil steeple
One of my tiktok followers 🥺🥺
Name?
warm leaf
Someone else asked who let me out of Santa's workshop
damn you got it that bad
iron plover
Someone else asked who let me out of Santa's workshop
NOOOOOO
reef yoke
Someone else asked who let me out of Santa's workshop
Who did let you out of Santa’s workshop tho, it’s a valid question
alpine pebble
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
That one was a close friend hehe
tranquil steeple
That one was a close friend hehe
Ah alright. Thats alright.
alpine pebble
damn you got it that bad
Im not THAT short 😭
alpine pebble
Who did let you out of Santa’s workshop tho, it’s a valid question
Santa of course!!!
tranquil steeple
It s okay they were joking and it was silly <:PLEADBLOB:1071839503955787889>
Okay then. Alright. I seeeeeee
iron plover
Lurker I may be 5’8” but you could probably still pick me up and spin me around right? 🥺🥺
reef yoke
Santa of course!!!
Oh ok
warm leaf
Lurker I may be 5’8” but you could probably still pick me up and spin me around ...
of course!!
tranquil steeple
Lurker I may be 5’8” but you could probably still pick me up and spin me around ...
💀
iron plover
of course!!
YIPPEEEEEEE
alpine pebble
Im 5'2 and people act like im an elf of some sort 😿
warm leaf
Im 5'2 and people act like im an elf of some sort 😿
baby 🥺
warm leaf
it's ok i would never make fun of your height
tranquil steeple
Im 5'2 and people act like im an elf of some sort 😿
Eh. I was pretty short all my life. Still kinda am
warm leaf
baby
alpine pebble
it's ok i would never make fun of your height
iron plover
I dont think ill ever grow past 5'3
or maybe you will, I grew 2 inches after my growth spurt!
alpine pebble
warm leaf
Eh. I was pretty short all my life. Still kinda am
smol guy is real
tranquil steeple
smol guy is real
SHUT UP
alpine pebble
I think ill grow to be a maximum of 5'4 LMAO
alpine pebble
smol guy is real
SMOL GUY 💀
warm leaf
arm rest
iron plover
I hit my growth spurt when I was ten so I was taller than everybody for years
tranquil steeple
I think ill grow to be a maximum of 5'4 LMAO
At least its not 5'2.
warm leaf
You give off the vibe that you're 5'4
are you telling me i act like a gremlim
alpine pebble
are you telling me i act like a gremlim
Precisely!!
tranquil steeple
I hit my growth spurt when I was ten so I was taller than everybody for years
I hit mine at 12. But everyone was taller than me by a head before that. And I still didn't get taller than them. But my class was full of tall people so it's alright
And I grew basically a foot in the span of a year when I was 12
So those people were real fucking tall
iron plover
And I grew basically a foot in the span of a year when I was 12
o damnnn
warm leaf
Precisely!!
keep talking shit and i'll shake you down for your lunch money
tranquil steeple
Taller than most of the teachers
tranquil steeple
keep talking shit and i'll shake you down for your lunch money
Bros turned into an American highschool movie bully.
alpine pebble
keep talking shit and i'll shake you down for your lunch money
okay you might be 5'3
alpine pebble
short!!!
tranquil steeple
why i oughta i am no such thing
"Why I oughta" No way bro 
💀
What are you a 60s cartoon character?
iron plover
What are you a 60s cartoon character?
bugs bunny lollll
warm leaf
cut out that monkey business
tranquil steeple
bugs bunny lollll
Road runner, willy kyote, daffy duck, Peter porker, taz the Tanzanian devil ah.
iron plover
cut out that monkey business
make me 🥰
alpine pebble
alright! 🔪
Eats
iron plover
why I never-
tranquil steeple
alright! 🔪
😨
alpine pebble
Scrumdillyumptious 😕😕😕
alpine pebble
goodness me
Oh my goodness gracious i seem to have eaten a pointy metal thingy 😞😞☝️
warm leaf
spit it out buster
alpine pebble
no!!
iron plover
🗡️
tranquil steeple
OH GOLLY GOODNESS, GREAT HEAVENS, OH LORD ALMIGHTY!!!!
iron plover
⛏️
warm leaf
what is that you have there
alpine pebble
What has jackbox done
tranquil steeple
Pick axe
tranquil steeple
What has jackbox done
Oh lord.
Oh nononono
OH NONONONONO
He's gone too far. (Nah idc)
iron plover
⚔️
alpine pebble
That one time he got the word uwu banned 🥺🥺🥺
iron plover
HELPSMSNS
tranquil steeple
That one time he got the word uwu banned 🥺🥺🥺
Don't remember that. Probably cause I never use that "word"
iron plover
uwu
alpine pebble
I was devastated when it was banned
tranquil steeple
I was devastated when it was banned
Why? 🤨
iron plover
0v0 <—- owl
warm leaf
lurker kissing booth
warm leaf
come get your platonic kisses
alpine pebble
lurker can you be my adoptive father
iron plover
mwah mwah mwah mwah
tranquil steeple
I used it a lot....
Wow
warm leaf
lurker can you be my adoptive father
legally yes
tranquil steeple
lurker kissing booth
I'll try and find some safety violation or loophole in the law to get it shut down.
alpine pebble
Please adopt me 🥺🥺
warm leaf
I'll try and find some safety violation or loophole in the law to get it shut do...
don't worry it's platonic so it's not gay
iron plover
:3
tranquil steeple
don't worry it's platonic so it's not gay
Still
warm leaf
Please adopt me 🥺🥺
hmmm idk, how hard can you ball
alpine pebble
hmmm idk, how hard can you ball
what does that mean
warm leaf
oh right you can't play basketball 💀
alpine pebble
WHAT
iron plover
PLSKSNSMS
reef yoke
Based
iron plover
😭
warm leaf
little bebe
alpine pebble
warm leaf
i bet you look like you get easily rocked to sleep
alpine pebble
Guys fun fact im ACTUALLY 6ft 😎
alpine pebble
i bet you look like you get easily rocked to sleep
NO 😭😭
I can send an old picture of me but id rather not send a picture of myself in 2023
But I have pictures from when I was little and j do NOT look like I get easily rocked to sleep 🤬🤬
tranquil steeple
oh right you can't play basketball 💀
I can. Somehow.
warm leaf
But I have pictures from when I was little and j do NOT look like I get easily r...
no no just let me imagine
alpine pebble
Art guy how tall are you
reef yoke
Guys fun fact kioko is actually a burly 6’6” man
alpine pebble
💀
tranquil steeple
Art guy how tall are you <:Kel_CluelessOE:867842498620555306>
5'5 -5'6 never really checked exactly.
warm leaf
Guys fun fact kioko is actually a burly 6’6” man
that would be so hype 😍
alpine pebble
Shorter than me I think
reef yoke
Kevin hart
warm leaf
guys lurker kissing booth is still open ☺️
tranquil steeple
Guys fun fact kioko is actually a burly 6’6” man
Really?
iron plover
guys lurker kissing booth is still open ☺️
mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah
reef yoke
Fr
tranquil steeple
guys lurker kissing booth is still open ☺️
I got the police to shut it down for being unsanitary they're gonna be there to inspect it next week
iron plover
come get ur kissies from lurker !!
reef yoke
come get your smooches 😡
I alr did while you were sleeping
warm leaf
I got the police to shut it down for being unsanitary they're gonna be there to ...
i had to make it out of cardboard 😔
tranquil steeple
i had to make it out of cardboard 😔
I know
warm leaf
I alr did while you were sleeping
nice!
iron plover
MWAH MWAH all the kissies
tranquil steeple
🤨
tranquil steeple
NO
warm leaf
it's not gay it's platonic
tranquil steeple
I DONT CARE
reef yoke
It’s absolutely gay and I want one
iron plover
definitely gay to me too
warm leaf
I DONT CARE
just a little mwa, won't even feel it
tranquil steeple
NO
tranquil steeple
It’s absolutely gay and I want one
SEE LURKER
tranquil steeple
definitely gay to me too
SEEEEE
warm leaf
uhhh they is lying
reef yoke
Imagine not being gay
tranquil steeple
Still no
alpine pebble
Frenches you
tranquil steeple
Frenches you
Tf does that mean?
alpine pebble
Frenches you
warm leaf
you've been frenched
alpine pebble
(I'm part french)
tranquil steeple
Frenches you
I don't wanna become french
tranquil steeple
(I'm part french)
😨
warm leaf
the curse of france
tranquil steeple
the curse of france
The pharos curse
tranquil steeple
I would rather be a frog.
tranquil steeple
At least lurker isn't chasing after you
warm leaf
I would rather be a frog.
damn it art guy
warm leaf
I’m gonna die alone
not on my watch baby gurl
reef yoke
At least lurker isn't chasing after you
I want lurker to chase me
tranquil steeple
damn it art guy
It's true tho. I would rather be a frog.
tranquil steeple
I want lurker to chase me
Ayo?
tranquil steeple
you would die
How?
warm leaf
snake
warm leaf
and other things that eat frogs
reef yoke
I’m a snake tfym
tranquil steeple
and other things that eat frogs
Nothing eats frogs here
reef yoke
I do
tranquil steeple
I’m a snake tfym
You in Ireland?
reef yoke
No
warm leaf
yeah now your goose is cooked
warm leaf
so you have to accept the friendly and platonic mwa
tranquil steeple
so you have to accept the friendly and platonic mwa
Nope
reef yoke
Wish someone would cook my goose 😔
tranquil steeple
but art guy you can't be a frog
Why?
warm leaf
because frogs are stupid and can't talk
reef yoke
So like me irl
warm leaf
the fuck you mean ok and???
tranquil steeple
They're cool!
warm leaf
they're not!!!
warm leaf
exactly
tranquil steeple
Nuhuh
iron plover
Frogs are stupid asf
but they go boing boing : (
reef yoke
Not if I fry them they don’t
warm leaf
but they go boing boing : (
so does me sometimes when i feel like it
reef yoke
Real
tranquil steeple
but they go boing boing : (
FR THO
tranquil steeple
so does me sometimes when i feel like it
Elaborate.
warm leaf
Elaborate.
omg art guy what is that on your cheek
iron plover
eheheheheh
warm leaf
i think he fell for it
iron plover
also I gtg guys bye art guy by tangerine bye kioko bye lurker
warm leaf
also I gtg guys bye art guy by tangerine bye kioko bye lurker
bye bye ash!!!!
tranquil steeple
omg art guy what is that on your cheek
Huh.
tranquil steeple
also I gtg guys bye art guy by tangerine bye kioko bye lurker
Bye ash
Anyways I'm gonna go aswell cya guys
warm leaf
(it's me i'm the silly salad)
smoky spruce
(it's me i'm the silly salad)
fanart of lurker friday
warm leaf
silly
harsh condor
cobalt nebula
fishing fit
warm leaf
hey
what
oh
not yet
i'll get em tomorrow
i know which one, it's just that the store is closed right now
well it was nice talking to you monu
can i get a smooch ☺️
thank youuuuu
reef yoke
give
reef yoke
aw fuck
iron plover
Lurkerrrr
iron plover
yes babygurl
ur awesome :3
warm leaf
thank youuuuu
tawdry elk
Lurker more like
warm leaf
your mom
tawdry elk
warm leaf
come on i'll rock you to sleep
iron plover
come on i'll rock you to sleep
speaking of which can you tuck me in bed?? pweaseee
lavish cedar
Tangerine and lurker are married confirmed
reef yoke
Tangerine and lurker are married confirmed
no we aren't I didn't consent
iron plover
goodnight!!
good night bbg 🥰🥰
lavish cedar
Forceful consent
iron plover
good night everyone !!
lavish cedar
Gn kisses forhead
warm leaf
no we aren't I didn't consent
you did!!!
reef yoke
you did!!!
didn't
warm leaf
we kissed and everything!!
lavish cedar
Yeah I saw it
lavish cedar
I was the preist
warm leaf
you roufied me
i'm sorry for whatever it is i did baby gurl 🥺
reef yoke
i'm sorry for whatever it is i did baby gurl 🥺
fuck you I'm calling the police
warm leaf
fuck you I'm calling the police
i'm sorry 😭
reef yoke
i'm sorry 😭
tell it to the judge
drifting harbor
Blarple
warm leaf
"Blarple" -Howdy, 2023
tight sequoia
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tight sequoia
Wuh
warm leaf
hello monu
new pfp i see
what the fuck
uh huh
uhhhh sure
sweet
awesome sauce even
alpine pebble
can i get a smooch ☺️
Frenches you
warm leaf
Frenches you
regarde ce que tu m'as fait, espèce de nain stupide !
raven rapids
lurker kissing booth is getting shut down
alpine pebble
regarde ce que tu m'as fait, espèce de nain stupide !
Im not a dwarf.
warm leaf
lurker kissing booth is getting shut down
nooooooooo
warm leaf
Im not a dwarf.
haha dwarf
alpine pebble
haha dwarf
How tall are you then if IM so short 🤬🤬
alpine pebble
Stop lying
alpine pebble
Ermmmm im a minor
warm leaf
go back to the mines then
alpine pebble
Errmmm i am legally a child
alpine pebble
no!!
warm leaf
minecraft
alpine pebble
Im not a miner from minecraft 😞
raven rapids
nooooooooo
no kissing booth lisence
warm leaf
ah damn i need a license to open a kissing booth
what are they gonna do? inspect my lips?
warm leaf
taxes?!
raven rapids
taxes for kissing
raven rapids
you must kiss the federal agents lurker
warm leaf
i gotta woo them with my smoocher
oh fuck, it's the feds
come here 👨❤️💋👨
👨❤️💋👨
raven rapids
another kiss for the feds B)
cobalt nebula
traggy stop trying to bring me down to your size
im glad you said that because im not 5'8 im 5'4
YOU tho
you are
warm leaf
im glad you said that because im not 5'8 im 5'4
hahaha goblin
with that greasy ass hair
cobalt nebula
i like how ur lying
warm leaf
i want my momma 😔
oh good heavens would you look at that
monu she's taking me to space playground
and then we'll go to space mcdonalds
weeee
you can't come monu you have to live in a 3d space
monu no you would cease to exist
for what exactly 🤨
space big mac?
awww that's sweet
surely you're not lying to me
and not trying to just stare at my mom
hmmm
of course not
she has humongously high standards
but sure i'll save some space fries for you if you want
noooo you would poof out of existence
merry folio
Burger
smoky spruce
warm leaf
me, but i'm less cringe about it
smoky spruce
I KNOW HIM
HELLP..l
smoky spruce
I KNOW THAT GUY AND HE'S BI
LIKE IRL???
arctic maple
Would.
warm leaf
you stay away from my mom 😡
arctic maple
Ermmm nuh uh
warm leaf
what do you mean nuh uh
arctic maple
Ima draw your mother and me together
arctic maple
👹
warm leaf
you're not saucy with it
arctic maple
you're not saucy with it
Guh
warm leaf
i didn't!!!
arctic maple
I may not be a bipringle single but I’m still after ya mother
warm leaf
nooooooo
arctic maple
Ima go die for the next week adios
arctic maple
oh wow look who's here now
Ahahaha bbgs back
iron plover
awwwww 🥺
iron plover
behave while I’m gone lurker 😠❤️
warm leaf
behave while I’m gone lurker 😠❤️
ok!!!
(i will not behave i'm unruly 😈)
i'm a sneaky bastard
lasaga? ☺️
pretty please 🥺
silly monu, i'm not a crocodile!
yeah i'm your mom actually
dun dun DUN
do you want some mango juice ☺️
howdy after seeing my dinosaur socks
sick
tawdry elk
why do I know exactly where this is from
warm leaf
why do I know exactly where this is from
does she not look like she's my mom though
tawdry elk
obligatory your mom joke
tranquil steeple
mother feed me mother i require sustenance
Honestly same
warm leaf
Honestly same
art guy???
tranquil steeple
?
warm leaf
art guy you sneaky snake
tranquil steeple
Huh?
tranquil steeple
he wants the mango juice 🥭
Nah milk juice
tranquil steeple
what do you think you're doing
I think I'm simping
warm leaf
federal prison
tranquil steeple
federal prison
She's not human and not an animal there are no laws against it
warm leaf
both of you need to get real
warm leaf
She's not human and not an animal there are no laws against it
no it's where i'm going after i GET YOU
warm leaf
you don't have a chance with her she's an eldritch goddess
tranquil steeple
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN
warm leaf
it's true
tranquil steeple
you don't have a chance with her she's an eldritch goddess
Don't give a shit. Still going for it
warm leaf
god damn it listen to reason
royal sluiceBOT
You are missing Manage Emojis & Stickers permission(s) to run emoji.
warm leaf
Don't give a shit. Still going for it
monu said that too and look what happened
tranquil steeple
god damn it listen to reason
No
warm leaf
he's brainless now
tranquil steeple
monu said that too and look what happened
And? Idc
warm leaf
it's just mush
tranquil steeple
See
tranquil steeple
I'm going for it
tranquil steeple
art guy you can't even comprehend her
Just did
Having a delightful conversation rn I'm a put my phone down to be respectful brb
warm leaf
she is not you're hallucinating
he's not having a convo with her he's delusional!!!
see i'm gonna call her right now hold on
tranquil steeple
Nah not right now too soon you know? Might introduce you after if everything goes well
warm leaf
why is she not picking up
warm leaf
lies!!!
warm leaf
you're lying and a sham!!
you can't drug an eldritch creature
or at least i haven't tried it yet
what
monu 😡
monu i will backhand the soul out of you
it's not hot you freak!!
awww you 🥰
tranquil steeple
I would never
We've made it to my place
We're sitting down by the tv
I got music playing and got wine out
She's complimenting my house and my style! I took her coat off and we're chatting
SHE PUT HER PHONE ON SILENT!!!!
She said she doesn't want distractions
This is lit!!!
Yes I'm doing it
She's ASKING ME WHERE THE BED ROOM IS
THIS IS IT
THIS IS WHERE ITS AT
warm leaf
what
iron plover
oh-
warm leaf
damn, art guy can't hang
iron plover
more like twister
warm leaf
he's hallucinating don't listen to him guys
he's diddling an empty room
monu where is my benadryl
mf recorded the audio in the inside of a washing machine
tranquil steeple
Sure
tranquil steeple
more like twister
Fr. Great game of twister 😊
warm leaf
art guy stop hallucinating
tranquil steeple
She wants to meet up again for another game of twister
tranquil steeple
art guy stop hallucinating
Then why didn't it work when you tried to call her? I'm walking her to your house now btw.
No? I started before the ten minutes goober
warm leaf
Then why didn't it work when you tried to call her? I'm walking her to your hous...
no you're not you don't even know where i live!!
also you're zooted!!
tranquil steeple
I will introduce her to you monu if you're at lurkers house
tranquil steeple
also you're zooted!!
?
tranquil steeple
no you're not you don't even know where i live!!
I'm accompanying her dumbo
warm leaf
it's all lies and slander you played twister by yourself
tranquil steeple
Just between you and me.... she transported us to an outer dimension where time is erelavent. Fucking sick honestly
warm leaf
I'm accompanying her dumbo
don't call me dumbo it makes me blush
tranquil steeple
Why is that?
tranquil steeple
don't call me dumbo it makes me blush
Ayo? I'm with your mom I can't do that
warm leaf
Just between you and me.... she transported us to an outer dimension where time ...
gasp she would never!!
tranquil steeple
Anyways just dropped her off she wants to meet up again in 2 days time
Shush now
tranquil steeple
*gasp* she would never!!
She just did tho.
warm leaf
ha, you silly goober, she doesn't abide by your rules of time and space
you can't fool me!!!
what
tranquil steeple
ha, you silly goober, she doesn't abide by your rules of time and space
And? I don't care. Shes even more than beautiful. She adjusted her physics just to hear me out. She's a great person! I really like your mother. So please accept it 😊
warm leaf
you're having the worst trip of your life right now
tranquil steeple
Nuhuh
tranquil steeple
Ayo?
warm leaf
hold on i gotta call my mom one sec
tranquil steeple
Family tree rn??
Me and lurkers mom then lurker and Monu??? New lore??? (/j my guys)
tranquil steeple
hold on i gotta call my mom one sec
Sure alright
I knowwwww but me and lurkers mom wasn't goofball
You goober
warm leaf
can you guys shut up
tranquil steeple
He's just like that tho.
warm leaf
i'm talking to her
tranquil steeple
can you guys shut up
? Oh yeah your mom. Tell her I said hi
YOU DONT NEEE TO BE SHAKLED BY HIM CHASE YOUR DREAMS WITHOUT LURKER
warm leaf
god fucking damn it
tranquil steeple
You know. I would be mad but I can see where you're coming from.
tranquil steeple
god fucking damn it
Fiiiiiine. Just tell her I said hi okay?
warm leaf
signal's really bad in this side of the universe
tawdry elk
Lurker is your dad Garfield?
iron plover
don't call me dumbo it makes me blush
dumbo ☺️
warm leaf
god damn space boonies
tranquil steeple
Hahahaha jhonathan you are... wait.
tranquil steeple
Lurker is your dad Garfield?
Please no.
warm leaf
heheheh
tranquil steeple
I don't wanna have to fight Garford for lurkers mom's love
tawdry elk
Mr Garfunkle
tranquil steeple
Fr?
warm leaf
uhhhhhh art guy mom said you're a liar and a sham and uhhh she's gonna splode the whole solar system
tranquil steeple
she would never love you!!!
But... I just had a nice time with her... (btw I genuinely played two with your mom she's really nice and nothing bad happend. I'm being serious)
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE LURKER I REALLY LIKE HER
tawdry elk
Lurker’s mom is hot, but Garfield is hotter
iron plover
monu i will throw you into the sun
so guess you’re misbehaving now that I’m back huh 😌
tawdry elk
lasagna
tranquil steeple
uhhhhhh art guy mom said you're a liar and a sham and uhhh she's gonna splode th...
YOU GOT IT WRONG WE WERE GENUINLEY PLAYIGN TWISTER. that's why she called me a sham cause SOMEONE got the wrong idea
My chances are yet to come.
warm leaf
you could never play twister with her have you seen her size??
tranquil steeple
She said we'd meat again in 2 days if she didn't have plans
warm leaf
she's like 12 feet tall
iron plover
you could never play twister with her have you seen her size??
I bet I could. slash j
tranquil steeple
you could never play twister with her have you seen her size??
I know it was stupid she's gigantic but we had a fun time. Ask her!
Please lurker. She was really nice and had the most beautiful smile
But I won't see her again if you don't want me to
tawdry elk
In lore you have to do the squiggly with Cthulhu in order to get to Lurker’s mom
warm leaf
Please lurker. She was really nice and had the most beautiful smile
SHE DON'T HAVE A MOUTH YOU IDIOT
warm leaf
In lore you have to do the squiggly with Cthulhu in order to get to Lurker’s mom
this is true
iron plover
I just ate some pizza with olives all over it yum
tranquil steeple
SHE DON'T HAVE A MOUTH YOU IDIOT
She manifested one dumbass
Just to smile at me
iron plover
She manifested one dumbass
I mean she is all-powerful yeah
warm leaf
QUIET
tawdry elk
Lurker, Art Guy is your new dad
tranquil steeple
I won't see her again if you don't want me to.
tranquil steeple
Lurker, Art Guy is your new dad
Not if he doesn't want me to. I will keep away from his mother if he feels its weird.
warm leaf
mom wtf 😭
iron plover
I just ate some pizza with olives all over it yum
black and green olives. I love olives yummy
warm leaf
you're so lucky mom doesn't let me erase people from existence
iron plover
JSBSJSKSN
tranquil steeple
you're so lucky mom doesn't let me erase people from existence
Reeeeally? She stopped you??
So... am I aloud??
warm leaf
NO
tranquil steeple
Oh...
warm leaf
LEAVE
tranquil steeple
Okay...
iron plover
you're so lucky mom doesn't let me erase people from existence
you can do that?? 😳
lucid crypt
i don't think he allowed
tranquil steeple
Could I at least see her... one more time to tell her goodbye?
lucid crypt
tranquil steeple
Yeah a few days ago...
lucid crypt
lurker on his villain arc
warm leaf
stop trying to guilt trip me!!
tranquil steeple
stop trying to guilt trip me!!
I seriously just wanna say bye
lucid crypt
hey uwu doesn't have mod anymore
warm leaf
where do you think you're going
iron plover
e
tranquil steeple
She isn't a thing you can use turns on 💀. She is a beautiful creature who has an amazing personality. And seems to be a great mom to lurker to the point where hes trying to shield her. Man you are in for a hell of a ride
tranquil steeple
Lurker. I don't want your mom to think I ditched her. Can I say goodbye?
Please??
warm leaf
STOP SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT HER
lucid crypt
WHAT
tranquil steeple
STOP SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT HER
But it's true 😭
lucid crypt
A
tawdry elk
Lurker can your mom make us pizza rolls?
warm leaf
ughhhh whatever i don't care anymore do whatever you want 😒
tranquil steeple
REALLY?!?!
iron plover
eeeee
tranquil steeple
ARE YOU FR?!?!?
iron plover
whiplash
tranquil steeple
He was objectifying your mother lurker (she is immensely hot tho)
warm leaf
what did you just say
warm leaf
art guy i meant you
tranquil steeple
Is this the end of monu and lurker?
tranquil steeple
art guy i meant you
Um. Huh?
tranquil steeple
It's true. She's amazing and beautiful and the best being ever
warm leaf
bye bye you're going to the poob dimension
tranquil steeple
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS OBJECTIFYING YOUR MOTHER
iron plover
gtg byeee
tranquil steeple
He also wants a break up.
tranquil steeple
bye bye you're going to the poob dimension
Why 😭
warm leaf
He also wants a break up.
stop trying to change the subject
tranquil steeple
Am I not allowed to like your mother???
tawdry elk
Lurker and Monu divorce? 
tranquil steeple
I find her beautiful and nice! I've said it many times
warm leaf
no no monu just needs some ice cream
tranquil steeple
stop trying to change the subject
I'm not trying. You ignoring this, I think is the reason he wants to break up
warm leaf
I'm not trying. You ignoring this, I think is the reason he wants to break up
huh???
i can't believe this
i'm telling my mom she's gonna lay waste to this whole world
tranquil steeple
huh???
I think you should go over to monu. And tell him why you don't want him to leave. Fix the relationship man.
tranquil steeple
i'm telling my mom she's gonna lay waste to this whole world
What did I do?
Jesus
Yeah this is unhealthy
warm leaf
I think you should go over to monu. And tell him why you don't want him to leave...
i'm not accepting any relationship advice from you
tranquil steeple
Lurker. You need to stop threatening people
tranquil steeple
i'm not accepting any relationship advice from you
Bro I'm literally dating your mom 💀
warm leaf
yeah i need to start acting
tranquil steeple
BRO NO
The opposite
Show compasion
We need a redemption ark
Monu needs love he deserves it
warm leaf
you need to get erased
tranquil steeple
Doesn't seem like it
We need to get him checked
Bring him to the doctors and scan his brain
Find a bar code or something idk
warm leaf
uhh better not do that
tranquil steeple
Why? 🤨
warm leaf
i'm gonna go talk to monu and we're gonna sort everything out and when i'm back you better be GONE
come on monu let's go on a picnic
tranquil steeple
i'm gonna go talk to monu and we're gonna sort everything out and when i'm back ...
Wdym.
Gone from where?
DID YOU DO THIS LURKER???
Nah I'm telling your mother that your liquifying people's brains
tranquil steeple
it's what happens when you date an eldritch entity
True
tranquil steeple
you'll see
Nah I won't she's too nice. And I wouldn't care if she would do that. She's that beautiful and nice.
warm leaf
she's not like cthulhu she won't devour your mind or anything
unless you anger her
she does have tentacles
tranquil steeple
NIIIIIIIIIIICE
Ahem.
I will do my best not to anger her.
As I want nothing but the best for your mother.
warm leaf
As I want nothing but the best for your mother.
i bet you can't even spell her name
tranquil steeple
I probably can't. We only had one date after all
warm leaf
embarassing
warm leaf
doubting an eldritch entity's knowledge is very rude you know
do you just call her nyan nyan like my cousins
warm leaf
what's her name 😡
warm leaf
well no, that's how it is when translated to a lexicon you can understand
tranquil steeple
well no, that's how it is when translated to a lexicon you can understand
Ah alright I see
warm leaf
her actual name is unutterable, you can't even say it
tranquil steeple
Cause my phone didn't have the correct... well. Physical capabilities to write it out
tranquil steeple
her actual name is unutterable, you can't even say it
I know she said it and it was just blank to me. I just told her it was a lovely name and she formed a mouth just to laugh at that. 💀
She knew I couldn't hear it
warm leaf
yeah because you're a pesky 3-dimensional being
tranquil steeple
Hey. That's dimensionalist.
warm leaf
i don't care!!!
tranquil steeple
Sent to twitter /j
warm leaf
oh well, at least you haven't seen any family photos
tranquil steeple
Why is that?
tranquil steeple
i uhh looked too cute you would go insane
Also. What would your mother think if I told her you've tried to get me into your "femboy fridays" and you tried to kiss my multiple times
Lurkers been kinda goofy
?
warm leaf
Also. What would your mother think if I told her you've tried to get me into you...
mom knows what i do on fridays she irons my thigh-highs
hiii monu ☺️
tranquil steeple
mom knows what i do on fridays she irons my thigh-highs
Really? That's a really nice and supporting mother!
tranquil steeple
mom knows what i do on fridays she irons my thigh-highs
But the kisses lurker 🤨
Monu are you still mad at him cause he liquefied your brain?
warm leaf
do you want a smooch 🥺
true i never took you guys over there
why not what's wrong baby gurl
tranquil steeple
true i never took you guys over there
Really?
Hey lurker. What if I enformed your mother on what femboy Fridays are?
warm leaf
i'm sorry, i was just really angry at art guy
he was trying to diddle my mom i mean who wouldn't get angry
is there any way i can make it up for you
tranquil steeple
he was trying to diddle my mom i mean who wouldn't get angry
WAIT NO. no diddling. Its just dating. She would prolly crush me ngl
warm leaf
you can't even comprehend
do you want to like go to like space mcdonalds
it's already jelly it's totally fine
tranquil steeple
you can't even comprehend
Sounds good. /j ITS A JOKE DONT KILL ME LURKER YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND
warm leaf
just uhh don't look out the windows and you should be fine
come on i'm trying to cheer you up
please 🥺
yaaaaaay
you're gonna love it i promise
tranquil steeple
I can if its alright ( I don't know how to drive)
warm leaf
no no i'm old enough to have my interdimensional travel license
unless you want her to drive us there
i could call her i guess
hopefully she doesn't talk about SOMEONE on the way there
tranquil steeple
Who?