💬│palia-discussions

[remote latch]

What if …. The AI in Palia is that good it will feel like the NPCs have a life of their own. Walk past them in the road and rather them respond to you saying hi .. they come over to you to say hi 🙂

[abstract rover]

when life lemkins your give, lemkinade making the

[short thorn]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter...

[wind ibex]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, ..."

[surreal crest]

but then I took a chair in the knee

[wind ibex]

Must have been a mimic.

[surreal crest]

actually to the back
and the ogre smashed it on me

[remote latch]

“I hear Auni is starting a race on the beach if you’re quick you can take part’

[tulip wagon]

puns failing after edits intensify

[wind ibex]

"I hear Chapaas got into 'Braid Boy's' food supplies again, might want to avoid his kitchen if you don't want to get sick."

[remote latch]

Sorry offal I would have changed it to make your pun work 🙂

[surreal crest]

Do you get to the Remembrance Garden very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't

[tulip wagon]

[abstract rover]

thats less AI and more of in-depth scripting

however it would be hella cool to see reactive AI

[tulip wagon]

This is a place of happy daydreams

[remote latch]

That’s all AI is scripting of actions based on in game situations

[wind ibex]

What if the race was just Auini's AI know he likes to race, and setting up the event, then other NPC's AI hearing about the event and talking about it?

[abstract rover]

right but the literal term AI implies some level of intelligence and self-calculation

[remote latch]

how you can tell I’m using my phone … lots of edits due to auto corrects

[tulip wagon]

Autocorrect is my nemesis

[buoyant heath]

JUSTICE FOR SANTA HAT

[wind ibex]

I'm not on my phone, I just can't type. My hands move faster than my brain can keep up.

[wind ibex]

"Braid Boy"

[tulip wagon]

hugs Dad and totally isn't crying. His armpits smell like onions.

[surreal crest]

NEVER! LET HIM ROT IN THE OBLIVION!

Chair didn't know yet he's gonna love this character the most

[wind ibex]

They are both disreputable.

[buoyant heath]

I guess we're getting MORE CONTENT

[abstract rover]

oh yeah spoiler alert

palia will not include content

[tranquil cosmos]

The Content (tm) is just gonna be Dadruu cosplay

[abstract rover]

false
there is no content

[final tartan]

Lol, Just read the villager vote and was like "what has the band BTS has to do with it? ... Oooooh behind the scenes!" 😅

[wind ibex]

There is a band BTS?

[abstract rover]

yeah its a korean boy band

[wind ibex]

Oh, you learn something new every day.

[abstract rover]

stands for "brits' teeth stink"

[ocean stone]

happy time zone pals

[abstract rover]

not really but its funny

[final tartan]

😂 👍

[wind ibex]

Hey Cinna, adjusting to no longer being on Vacation?

[ocean stone]

Trying to!

[remote latch]

I’ve been wondering what that meant 🤣

[ocean stone]

I also wondered what BTS was, and then I saw it later in some sale ads where it meant "Back to School" and that just muddied the waters further for me xD

[abstract rover]

it stands for "Buy tMy sMerch"
insert shady youtuber merch store link

[wind ibex]

"Buy To Survive"?

[carmine relic]

Buy this shit (already)

[remote latch]

Hi quacky mcquackers

[ocean stone]

Bridges to Somewhere: A Palia Story

[wind ibex]

Speaking of Merch, Kitsuu and Chapaa plushies when?

[carmine relic]

Why bridges when we have Einar

[abstract rover]

but no i think it stands for like "break the stage" or something like that (the band i mean)

[tranquil cosmos]

Einar isn't a travel device

[heavy dew]

Back To sPalia

[ocean stone]

Einar is travel arms

[tranquil cosmos]

Can his noodle arms yeet you

[abstract rover]

not yet
pulls out wrench and hammer

[carmine relic]

Obviously you've never seen the catapult Einar

[heavy dew]

Yeets by Einar

[remote latch]

Slingshot Einar

[novel hinge]

good morning

[ocean stone]

Don't let him hear you talk about him like that 👀

[wind ibex]

I think it would be more like a shotput than a slingshot.

[heavy dew]

Moooooooorning, and hello again! ^^

[tranquil cosmos]

What's he gonna do, noodle slap me

[wind ibex]

Maybe a diskus?

[carmine relic]

Man is made of metal, I don't think a slap of any kind would be good

[heavy dew]

Gambit, I have conveyed our curiosity about weaponizing using Einar yeets for mail delivery

[ocean stone]

But what about Auni!

[novel hinge]

dodges the thrown axes and tankards of grog in the tavern, pours a mug of coffee and staggers over to the one unbroken chair by the fire

[tranquil cosmos]

Auni rn:

[carmine relic]

Deliver Auni via Yeetiar, too

[ocean stone]

DAVY service

[wind ibex]

Auni can keep the mail delivery, Einar can team up with Najuma and yeet explosives to catch fish in bulk.

[remote latch]

Think of auni doing more fun stuff with the humans than delivering mail 🙂

[carmine relic]

Just be efficient, make Einar raise his hands in a lake on a stormy day and get struck by lightning

[tranquil cosmos]

Auni getting yeeted, but with a glider for maximum reach. He would probably like that

[ocean stone]

I would probably like that

[tranquil cosmos]

Same lol

[wind ibex]

It isn't just about efficiency, it is about helping Najuma test her explosives without risk of losing another leg.

[abstract rover]

idk what any od this means

[novel hinge]

Einar is the wood robot?

[wind ibex]

#🌠│official-art message

[carmine relic]

Y'know, now that I think about it, Einar has probably survived for god knows how many years. Iron would've rusted and broke apart by then.

[novel hinge]

oh I see he's a chubby Laputa robot turned into a golem, gotcha

[tranquil cosmos]

lol

He's not chubby, look at that slim waist

[novel hinge]

he's barrel chested

[wind ibex]

I think golems are sentient, and thus not robots.

[tranquil cosmos]

swol einar

[novel hinge]

I think Johnny 5 would disagree or Wall-E

[carmine relic]

Why can't Einar just put some spikey things on his hands and go whale hunting

[wind ibex]

Sentient synthetic beings have been opposed to the term robot in the past due to it being tied to servitude.

[novel hinge]

everything I've seen about Einar is he's like a monk who's done bad things, so he's trying to serve out his penance

[carmine relic]

"synth" makes me trust a sparkbag even less

[novel hinge]

Wall-E is a robot though, built for a purpose. Data is an android built to resemble humanity as much as possible, both are sentient

[wind ibex]

Humanity was built for a purpose, are we robots?

[novel hinge]

we evolved, we weren't built

[wind ibex]

Oh my sweet summer child...

[novel hinge]

unless you believe we all crashed here on the B Ark 20,000 years ago

[tranquil cosmos]

I hate this

[novel hinge]

My great great great (infinity) was a telephone sanitizer

[remote latch]

Even more reason to consider he was why the humans disappeared

[short thorn]

Humans are basically robots, we're just made of different materials. We have the engine, supercomputer, pistons, torque, etc

[novel hinge]

mmmm torque

[short thorn]

And like most software, our evolution are data uploads to help update our systems to adapt to the new environment around us

[wind ibex]

We need to separate terms here Matt. Machine =/= Robot.

[novel hinge]

oh gifs don't work here, nvm

[ocean stone]

And don't forget our (social) programming, and creaky hinges

[short thorn]

Robots can be a machine

[short thorn]

And true. There are programs to interact with people while there are others used specifically for efficiency

[wind ibex]

Robots are to Machines as Apples are to Fruit.

Humans are organic machines, created for a purpose. But our sentience makes us not qualify as robots. Robots do not have a mind of their own, if a Robot awakens and gains sentience, it is no longer a robot, but a being.

[novel hinge]

well ok I can agree with that criteria

[warm plover]

sentient machine boyfriend when

[novel hinge]

can we say though that a robotic body can be reanimated to be a golem?

[carmine relic]

Eh, sure

[wind ibex]

You know more about Japan than I Rin. And I think they are working on that.

[carmine relic]

Also Rin! Good morning! I was late as always but whadda ya think of the vote change?

[ocean stone]

^ Gambits been rigging the vote again, sounds like.

[novel hinge]

Einar looks definitely inspired by the Laputa robots, I love that

[warm plover]

gambittt i voted for everything as expected

[carmine relic]

Balance every vote so we just get the entire game

[warm plover]

somehow i dont think thatll work

[ocean stone]

It's all a part of the community simulation

[novel hinge]

Sims4 voting is silly, we usually get everything they propose, it's just that the things we vote for the most we get first, then we get all the other stuff later, it gives the illusion that we matter lol

[carmine relic]

But yeah, I'm happy to see something new

[wind ibex]

So, we are at over 102k members now.

[surreal crest]

Inspector Gadget pamparam pam paaam

[novel hinge]

my point is the Palia sorcerors building the world can only focus on a few things at a time, but eventually most of those mysterious silhouettes will emerge anyway later

[ocean stone]

...who?

[tranquil cosmos]

You don't know??

[surreal crest]

this guy! https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/d7affb6eb5177866832ac6ace532c5fbc1ff41ddd37ec2d4d39e787e884b8fd9._RI_V_TTW_.jpg

OMG THERE IS AN ACTION FIGURE

[keen latch]

You mean this guy
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.onebauer.media%2Fone%2Fempire-tmdb%2Ffilms%2F332%2Fimages%2FrSVBuINAkGgJknWDbYOHZRJkCGF.jpg%3Fformat%3Djpg%26quality%3D80%26width%3D960%26height%3D540%26ratio%3D16-9%26resize%3Daspectfill&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.empireonline.com%2Fmovies%2Freviews%2Finspector-gadget-review%2F&tbnid=XiHQ1EotNi7z9M&vet=12ahUKEwjBw-XHne3yAhVKfqwKHXjZDYEQMygjegUIARCqAg..i&docid=Cv0tdxasil26eM&w=960&h=540&q=inspector gadget&client=opera-gx&ved=2ahUKEwjBw-XHne3yAhVKfqwKHXjZDYEQMygjegUIARCqAg

[tranquil cosmos]

a classic

[ocean stone]

I generally try to avoid the authorities, personally

[surreal crest]

there's a movie?!

[keen latch]

YES!

[buoyant heath]

The Dadruu cosplay happened already when @ocean stone and I hung out

[surreal crest]

He joined the guard forces
about that... YOU! STOP THERE!

[spring rivet]

a friendly reminder to please keep this channel for Palia-related topics only, and continue the other interesting topics on the #💬│off-topic-chat channel, thanks for understanding pals!

[novel hinge]

DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE

[tranquil cosmos]

Run, Pond Patrol is here

[spring rivet]

[novel hinge]

sorry

[carmine relic]

Good morning Duck

[spring rivet]

[novel hinge]

the movie is bad

[surreal crest]

Who you gonna call?! POND PATROL!

[tranquil cosmos]

If I don't see Duck and Turtle lurking around some ponds when Palia is live, I'll be disappointed

[carmine relic]

Now that it's the quack of dawn, I can actually say this

[ocean stone]

Palia Pond Patrol -- the antithesis of that Untiled Goose Game

[wind ibex]

You met Cinna in person!

[spring rivet]

gonna yeet myself into the Palia realm

[tranquil cosmos]

Einar gonna yeet you back out

[ocean stone]

How else would Einar give you the best of hugs, Duck!

[carmine relic]

Duck has wings, too. Nice safe easy landing

[surreal crest]

a friendly reminder to please keep this channel for Duck-related topics only, and continue the other interesting topics on the #💬│palia-discussions channel, thanks for understanding pals!

[spring rivet]

petition to have a pond-channel

[surreal crest]

YES

... omg I got it.

POND PATROL CASINO!

[tranquil cosmos]

I, too, would like a pond

[carmine relic]

Ponds are somewhat nice

[spring rivet]

instead of chips, we gon stack chairs on top of the table as the "money"

[wind ibex]

🦆 🐢

[surreal crest]

miniature chairs

[buoyant heath]

[carmine relic]

Chair, thoughts on stools?

[surreal crest]

aight but for real, Pond Patrol Casino it is
If Duck doesn't want this as his neighbourhood name or something of course
I can go for Pond Casino, but then I'll have to build it near some ponds.
if anyone has better name, feel free to suggest. I wanted something clever with word-play like "Laughing Coffin" - it sounds nice when you read it. I couldn't figure out similar name tho.

[ocean stone]

The Pond Stars

[surreal crest]

Chair's funfact #1: I used to be "Mystic Stool", had to change it due to increasing poop jokes.

[spring rivet]

we trade pebbles as "chips"

[short thorn]

Einarr's a Gambler

[buoyant heath]

Don't be sad, @wind ibex, yes there was a cinnadruu meetup

[surreal crest]

oh yeah I'm all set to name chips "pebbles"

[carmine relic]

Can I bet a very round and smooth pebble for more value?

[surreal crest]

love it, gotta write it down

[surreal crest]

the bigger the pebble the bigger the bet

[carmine relic]

Time to redirect an asteroid to the pond

[heavy dew]

I'll trade you 35 carrots for 20 smooth pebbles

[spring rivet]

do your wizard thing and cast a meteor

[ocean stone]

This exchange rate is all wrong.

[spring rivet]

[heavy dew]

Says who?!

[ocean stone]

Detective Gadget, in the casino

[warm plover]

with a knife

[heavy dew]

Crap you got me

[ocean stone]

thank you rinrin for picking up what I was putting down

[heavy dew]

du duru duru inspector gadget

[carmine relic]

Can't wait to see an artist even try to draw what the Pond Casino would even look like

[warm plover]

i wasnt sure if you were referencing Clue/Cluedo or not but i decided to go with it anyway

[heavy dew]

Cluedo is good fun, when is Cluedo Palia edition

[carmine relic]

We have Among Us

[heavy dew]

I'm guessing.. Badruu, planted the carrot, in the garden

[warm plover]

yes lets put the murder game in the farming game

[surreal crest]

Inspector*

[heavy dew]

Whoa whoa whoa, noone said anything about the redrum

[ocean stone]

Quite astute of you. Are you a sleuth too?

[surreal crest]

I'm a chair!

who owns the GREAT, THE ONLY, POND STARS CASINO!

[heavy dew]

Idk, who?

[surreal crest]

Berry you bully

[buoyant heath]

@ocean stone in front of the barn door, with the dadruu hat

[heavy dew]

Nu-uh D: you take that back I'm a friendly carbon based life form

[wind ibex]

Wish I was invited.

[tranquil cosmos]

me too

[heavy dew]

I mean, same

[tranquil cosmos]

Paliacon when

[carmine relic]

A couple years

[surreal crest]

Paliacon... hm.. Pondcon!

[heavy dew]

Well I'll be there, first con I feel I would want to go to xD

[wind ibex]

Imagine if the First Paliacon happens before the game is even released.

[carmine relic]

I doubt I can ever live attend a con, sadly.

[heavy dew]

I'm scared to ask why

[surreal crest]

... Maybe we could figure something out.

[tranquil cosmos]

Build a robot version of yourself

[carmine relic]

Don't wanna waste 200 bucks on a plane ride and 7 hours driving

[heavy dew]

WASTE?!

[carmine relic]

Also people scare me

[surreal crest]

lets host it in the middle of the sea, everyone will have the same difficulties to get there

[tranquil cosmos]

But disneyland is also in LA

[wind ibex]

Every convention I've been to was in the Anaheim Convention Center.

[tranquil cosmos]

I could get on board with a palia cruise

[heavy dew]

I'm in Sweden, it'll cost me like 800 dollars to go to LA

plane ticket alone

[carmine relic]

Just use the Catapultinear

[surreal crest]

I'll get broke if I even try to get into the US
I need visa too lol

[wind ibex]

Literally walking distance to Disneyland.

[heavy dew]

Equality, I like it

I'm usually not for equality.. equity is more my thing

[wind ibex]

I think the LA location was based on the fact it is close to S6.

[remote latch]

The only time I travelled abroad was when I was working .. no more travelling outside of walking distance for me rofl

[heavy dew]

I'm going on a plane ride by the end of the month

[carmine relic]

Not going anywhere, sadly. Afraid of dying to Covid

[wind ibex]

Don't let fear control your life. Take precautions, but still live the way you want to.

[keen latch]

Fight covid with your bare fist

[heavy dew]

You have bear fists?

[carmine relic]

No, just bear arms

[ocean stone]

What if...the Bermuda Triangle is actually the gateway to Palia

[wind ibex]

Still no Palia facepalm emote...

[wind ibex]

Lets rent a boat and find out!

[remote latch]

Bridge to Terabathia ... Gateway to Palia .. it works 🙂

[heavy dew]

I'm scared of people that bear arms

(I'm not, this is not Berry Lore, this is a joke)

[carmine relic]

At least bear arms are nice and fuzzy, and, unlike bear hands, don't have claws to rip you open

[fallen summit]

good one

[versed sail]

Bear arms will still cronch you

[surreal crest]

time to go home

[ocean stone]

I'm scared of bears. You should be too, Berry

[buoyant heath]

Beary

[carmine relic]

Bear-y*

[ocean stone]

Berries are what bears crave

[carmine relic]

Dosh garnet Dadjoke

[ocean stone]

Thanks for the suggestions folks I was taking my joke in the other direction

[heavy dew]

Ah yes, now it's a rational fear, thank you

[wind ibex]

I suddenly have a desire to go swimming....

Will there be pools in Palia?

[fallen summit]

what about sea?

[ocean stone]

The following message to you has been delivered in part by Palia PSAs:
Don't. Feed. The. Bears Chapaas

[wind ibex]

Not a fan of Duckweed, it gets in my hair and is hard to get out.

[carmine relic]

Duckweed?

[ocean stone]

The natural byproduct of ducks

[carmine relic]

Ugh

[wind ibex]

Duckweed is a small plant that grows on the surface of ponds, keeps the water clean and ducks eat it.

[buoyant heath]

When they shed their bill skin

[ocean stone]

Truly a duck eat duckweed world out there

[carmine relic]

Where's our people worried about chappa-proof trashcans

[wind ibex]

It covers the surface of the water, and from a distance makes it look like pea soup.

[remote latch]

maybe not indoor swimming pools .. but there is this ( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850062378926473227/858022892301451264/Falls-Hi-Res.png )

[wind ibex]

Still much better than the lake I grew up at which looked like pea soup in the summer from algae blooms.

[ocean stone]

I think more folks are wondering about crafting doors for their house that has a chapaa sized flap on it, to have an in/door outdoor chapaa fren.

[carmine relic]

Did people forget what chappas are doing in the trailer?

[remote latch]

petflap modification to the door

[sonic salmon]

hello all, sorry if this isnt the right place to ask. my wife has been interested in this game and im trying to find a way to get her an invite other than signing up on the website for alpha or beta access

any other ways to get her in the game?

[remote latch]

signing up is all you can do .. and yes its the right place to ask these questions 🙂

[sonic salmon]

right on thank you

[remote latch]

There is also a survey on the site and in #📢│palia-news

[ocean stone]

I'm still reeling from the mental imagery of a duck bill being made out of skin. Thank you I hate it.

[sonic salmon]

cool thanks for the info

[remote latch]

good luck 🙂

[versed sail]

I shouldn't tell you about the puffins then.

[heavy dew]

Hi Maya!

[buoyant heath]

I thought you might like that.

[versed sail]

Hiyaz Berry! ❤️

[buoyant heath]

Hi Maya

[versed sail]

Hiyaz Baba! ❤️

[wind ibex]

Did you know there are small creatures that gather wild seeds to plant and farm near their burrows? They are called Pikas. Will there be cute fuzzy Pikas in game?

[short thorn]

Pika chapaa chu

I choose you

[wind ibex]

Pikas are like tiny rabits that are actually smart.

[bold radish]

Will this game be coming to xbox?

[versed sail]

All the animals in Palia seem to be mash-ups of existing animals, so maybe they will contribute to Palian wildlife without being featured.

[heavy dew]

There is nothing confirmed but they are looking to expand to other platforms beyond PC, but PC is on launch

[bold radish]

Okays ty

[heavy dew]

Any time ^^

[versed sail]

They have expressed an interest in getting the game onto as many platforms as possible, so I would say it's a possibility!

[wind ibex]

From what I understand, the game is being made in Unreal Engine. If that is true, porting it to other systems from PC will be easier than if they had built their own engine from the ground up.

[versed sail]

They used the latest version of Unreal 4 with the expectation of eventually needing to upgrade to U5.

I'm really encouraged by what I've read about S6. They seem to have a longview that nearly every other game company is lacking.

[heavy dew]

They also seem to be dreamy realists, and not.. well

[wind ibex]

They have the "Lets make a fun, good game" mentality, as opposed to the "Lets make something we can milk as much money from the playerbase" mindset that most game companies have these days.

[abstract rover]

most game companies/devs see nothing but dollar signs in the long run

[summer obsidian]

Every single interaction and conversation I've had with ANY member of S6 has made me feel very good about their vision and their goals

[abstract rover]

oh lol oddball we said the same thIng at the same time t-t

[ocean stone]

If you're seeing dollar signs in your field of vision, you may need to a see a doctor.

[carmine relic]

Don't forget the "Make it addictive not immersive/fun"

[abstract rover]

it's inoperable

[ocean stone]

You should consider getting yourself a seeing einar

[buoyant heath]

WOW

[heavy dew]

To YEET them

[wind ibex]

I would rather have a support Kitsuu.

[versed sail]

Not even in the long run. They want the quick, short-term, cash-grabbing profits. They hype up unattainable goals to get their launch numbers, then work a tragically-underpaid skeleton crew to death to make the pile of disjointed code that comes with outsourcing to the lowest bidder work well enough to hold the ones who don't bail out immediately. Then they force impulse buys and bleed their player base with microtransactions that have all the grace and delicacy of a baseball bat adorned with rusty nails.

[ocean stone]

What are you yeeting on about now

[heavy dew]

..yeet

[ocean stone]

we are yeeting yeets? The plot thickens

[heavy dew]

The plot yeetens

[versed sail]

We need a mini game in Palia called, "Yeet the Beets."

[abstract rover]

the yeet yeets

[wind ibex]

I Yoink what he wants to Yeet before it is Yeeted.

[heavy dew]

And it's like toss the turtle, but Einar yeets veggies for you

[abstract rover]

yeet your meat

[ocean stone]

[carmine relic]

See-inar

[versed sail]

A farming game not unlike Cornhole or Skeeball, where you must hurl beets into Chapaa holes to save your crops.

[buoyant heath]

Pay-Per-Cozy

[versed sail]

[heavy dew]

Whack-a Chapaa?

[carmine relic]

People would probably flip out

[ocean stone]

Flips? That's not how you play skeeball...I think.

[tough berry]

I’ve fallen off the whole Palia train. Any information on the release date?

[wind ibex]

Less than 3 years out.

[tough berry]

Ok cool I know there’s not something set in stone was just curious as to if there was a rough timeline so I appreciate it! My gf is excited and waiting lol

[versed sail]

Hang out with us! We miss you both!

[heavy dew]

But are youuuuu excited?

[versed sail]

I don't know you, but you're one of us!

[tough berry]

I’m not sure. Last I looked information on the game was limited. I’m very much into PvE content. Dungeons gear etc. my gf is very much into stuff like harvest moon and sims etc. so I know it’s way more built around her play style. Not so sure if it’s built around mine.

[heavy dew]

So far what we know is, much closer to launch than 3 years, there may be small scale tests, and alpha/beta stages are not yet announced. In summary

[carmine relic]

I mean about whack-a-chappa

[heavy dew]

Yeah this is more life sim than traditional mmo, so I can get that. So far iirc they've said gear is mostly just for looks

[versed sail]

🔨

[tough berry]

Exactly. I know she’ll love the game though so that’s a bonus. I’ve got plenty of other options that are rolling out shortly. So if it doesn’t really hit my mark I have other stuff to play while she chats my ear off and shows me her building progressions and her home lol. 😅😂🤣

[heavy dew]

That just sounds like a wholesome relationship, best of gaming

[wind ibex]

I wish I had someone like that in my life.

[buoyant heath]

I love this for you. Also, didn't I download you while trying to find a copy of The Black Parade in 2006?

[tough berry]

Lol yeah we have a nerdy gamer relationship but still get out and be social. It’s kinda nice. And yes I think I remember you! lol

[wind ibex]

2006, That year I was working at Walmart, while playing WoW if I wasn't at work. Also the year I gave up caffeine completely.

[tough berry]

Nerdy relationships rules!

[heavy dew]

Can confirm, am in one

[wind ibex]

Desire for one intensifies

[buoyant heath]

Luckily we can have relationships in hashtag Palia

Maybe with Santa Hat who clearly deserves love after the rejection they've faced

[regal swallow]

Let's love the World of Palia together.

[buoyant heath]

I'm gonna romance the environment

[carmine relic]

I got dibs on the science and magic!

[keen latch]

Screw you I want to screw science

[carmine relic]

Ok I'll have just the magic and you get the science. Deal?

[keen latch]

A fantastic deal

[carmine relic]

Sweet

So, who wants to do some magic and remove gravity itself?

[deft sonnet]

LOVE AND LIFE!!

[versed sail]

I just want to make jam for all of you! ❤️

[heavy dew]

I'm a little jelly of that idea

[remote latch]

Jam de Maya ?

[versed sail]

I am the Jam Queen!

[carmine relic]

Would jelly you make be Berry Jam?

[quick dove]

I'd start running, Berries are the main ingredient

[remote latch]

I would say Berry may be quivering .. 🙂

[versed sail]

Berry knows I would never! I'll grow my own, non-sentient berries to supply my jamming.

[quick dove]

[tranquil cosmos]

sentient jam would be berry concerning

[carmine relic]

You'd be in quite a jam

[heavy dew]

Unberrybly so

[ocean stone]

Listen, so Bananas in Pajamas, are sentient right? Do berries wear pajamas? or do they just bare it all?

I'll see myself out now.

[buoyant heath]

Maya right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0KqPMpN9h8

[heavy dew]

Bananas are berries.. so.. yes 👀

[surreal crest]

ah home

ARREST THE WITCH!

[versed sail]

I love yew, Baba. ❤️

This is what I like to play when I make jam irl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXP84ijiLbg&ab_channel=MyKindOfMusic

So that can be in your head when you see me dancing around my kitchen in Palia!

[heavy dew]

Not "Pump the jam"?

[short thorn]

Me: "Hey I wanna watch something scary to make me feel dread"

Also me: Starts watching a cute parent/kid bonding show

No pings I watching

[buoyant heath]

So much adoration for Yardbird! Charlie Parker would be a good thing to listen to while considering which of the new content areas from the Palia team we're looking forward to the most. I think mechanics is the run-away top dog right now.

[heavy dew]

I mean what you described sounds like a scary show to watch..

[short thorn]

I said no pings you jerk

[heavy dew]

That's me :3

[short thorn]

:v

[ocean stone]

Witch hunts are like SO seventeenth century 🙄

[versed sail]

I really want to know about crafting!!

[versed sail]

And 18th... And 19th... And 20th...

The classics never do go out of style, do they?

[buoyant heath]

Crafting would be an awesome thing to know more about. That feels like it's going to be at the core of a lot of stuff in the game.

[versed sail]

I cannot wait to find out some details about how the crafting system will work. I need to plan my Jam Empire carefully.
Oh gosh, I really hope they let me make jam!!!

[buoyant heath]

I will riot if they don't allow you to make jam. I will write such a sternly worded letter.

[glossy tundra]

peanut butter too please

I wanna make a sandwich I made myself

[buoyant heath]

You hear this, Amelia? The voice of the sandwich lovers will not be silenced!

[glossy tundra]

Here here

I will join the riot if I can't make a sandwich

[ocean stone]

As a witchy bread slice, I am beginning to feel like my safety is in jeopardy.

[void imp]

Tom & the Slice of Bread with Strawberry Jam & Honey - The SImulation Game

[heavy dew]

I too will riot if I'm not able to pet the chapaas

[ocean stone]

[glossy tundra]

Let's just riot

[heavy dew]

[glossy tundra]

[buoyant heath]

No sentient bread or fruit will be harmed in the making of our snacks

[glossy tundra]

but....

[ocean stone]

[glossy tundra]

sentient bread is a delicacy in some places

[void imp]

also respect your local sentient tables

chairs* don't chat online while you talk, people

[glossy tundra]

talking is scary

[ocean stone]

<@&830144903652311090>

[glossy tundra]

Almost clicked

[granite pagoda]

👍

[buoyant heath]

I didn't realize I was in community art, that's how fast my Mod tagging was

[short thorn]

Did I miss a free raid shadow legends link

[ocean stone]

How is that possible with your face in there so many times?

[wind ibex]

I think it was an into to identity theft link.

[short thorn]

Ouchie.

[ocean stone]

No one is getting free nitro, mkaaaay. no one!

[short thorn]

Cinna that's what you think but I got free nitro from this link I saw on a random website. Only needed my credit card and social security info

Still haven't gotten it yet tho

[wind ibex]

I want to say that you are joking, but then I remember that I know someone who believed that whole "charge your new Iphone in the Microwave" thing and toasted her brand new phone.

[short thorn]

Well yeah you need to oven bake it

[abstract rover]

dababy sussy amogus school

[heavy dew]

free = bad. Don't want free stuff, there's always a catch, don't they teach this in kindergarten? if you're not paying, you're the product!

[deep frigate]

I actually did get 3 months of free nitro through epic games a couple months back lol

[short thorn]

Didn't know Epic was doing this too

[versed sail]

If I give away a pair of fuzzy socks, I expect nothing in return. But i also do not advertise this as a service online.

[short thorn]

I don't like fuzzy socks. I want thin ones

[versed sail]

I cannot relate to this dilemma.

[short thorn]

IM PINK NOW

[versed sail]

Cute!!!

[worthy rose]

big if true

[short thorn]

And I don't like too much kurfuffle and duffle when I'm walking and doing my shershuffle

I just wanna walk and be my best berbluffle

[heavy dew]

You should file a complaint to Maya's online service to stop offering you socks

[short thorn]

Yeah I'm going to file a lawsuit

[versed sail]

I don't offer socks. I only offer jam.

[heavy dew]

Yeah well I don't want socks!

[short thorn]

That gives me warning signs

I want love

[glossy tundra]

I got some cool rocks for your socks

[ocean stone]

Good cuz I'd be worried about a product line called toe jam

[versed sail]

I went collecting rocks on Sunday!

[short thorn]

Dude that rocks

[glossy tundra]

I like to pick up rocks and throw it in a pond

[short thorn]

Appreciate those moments and don't take it for granite

[abstract rover]

I just mined 1 TNT!

[glossy tundra]

it all I think about I am no thoughts head empty

[short thorn]

Wow you're getting boulder aren't you

[glossy tundra]

use that for good

[short thorn]

I ran out of rock puns

[heavy dew]

that's not very coal of you

[versed sail]

People think accents are important, but I think it stone.

[abstract rover]

that's pretty stone-deaf of you.

[short thorn]

It's terrible I know

[abstract rover]

however, rock puns are pretty marble-ous

[short thorn]

Sedimentary rock

[heavy dew]

I feel they get taken for granite

[short thorn]

It was pretty onix-pected

[abstract rover]

yeah, people say they're not all they're chalked up to be.

[short thorn]

It's a rock type, it counts

Oh yeah this is Palia chat

[buoyant heath]

I'm torn between socks and jam!

[abstract rover]

what about jammy socks

[short thorn]

Socks made of jam

[heavy dew]

Boi do I have news for you, there are jocks

[abstract rover]

yikes

[short thorn]

That's a shock

Gotta call my doc

[glossy tundra]

jocks holding rocks while wearing socks?

[heavy dew]

Sure, yeah, lets go with that

[glossy tundra]

damn crazy world

[short thorn]

What shock could a jock holding rocks have while wearing socks

Say that 3 times fast

[heavy dew]

If only they were named Spock

[peak monolith]

Do they also knock?

[buoyant heath]

I'm going to counter with No

[short thorn]

*No-ck

[glossy tundra]

your counter failed

[short thorn]

had to save it, whew, foc

[peak monolith]

just as long as they don't wear crocs with their socks

[ocean stone]

If you find yourself in a jam, just sock em.

• Palian Mr. T, PSA video, probably

[short thorn]

What are those big fantasy birds called again? Rocs?

[peak monolith]

yes

[short thorn]

You ruined my entire day

[glossy tundra]

oh

[worthy rose]

god it's 1:56 pm and I sitll hate ohio

[ashen bear]

256 in ohio

[ocean stone]

@worthy rose but actually is held back by the sands of time

[wind ibex]

It's 3:03pm and I still have a strong dislike for California

[ocean stone]

but S6 tho. . .

[tranquil cosmos]

It's only 12:07 you goofs

[heavy dew]

it's 21:07, I still love Sweden

[carmine relic]

It's 2:07pm

[ocean stone]

Yeah you're right we need to wait to take this up with the 405

[buoyant heath]

It's only time to vote for Santa Hat

[nova raven]

2:07 gang!

[short thorn]

It's 21 BCE for me here

[remote latch]

wow they had Manga back in 21 BCE

[short thorn]

Yeah it was all the rage back then.

[stable shard]

Have date for release?

[heavy dew]

Much closer than 3 years

At this point it's a race of who gets to say it first

[glossy tundra]

soon™️

[remote latch]

I actually wait to post when I see someone typing .. just in case

[stable shard]

Sweet

[heavy dew]

[carmine relic]

Gonna go to Mars so I can experience that "1 minute here is 57 years on earth"

[remote latch]

soon as in 'much less than 3 years' soon .. not real soon or very soon or regular soon but later soon

[glossy tundra]

Damn have fun bro

[heavy dew]

Bring me back some marsipan

[glossy tundra]

I didn't like that

[heavy dew]

That's what I'm here for

"Thanks, I hate it" is what I do best

[carmine relic]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stable shard]

Why are you trying to confuse me? 😩

[carmine relic]

Not Palia but My Time at Portia is straight up 75% off

[remote latch]

Just wanted to make sure you didn't think soon meant in the next few months or early next year

[glossy tundra]

Just have 3 years in your head

if it comes out sooner pog

[worthy rose]

if it's not tomorrow im going to yell

[glossy tundra]

It's in a few

[heavy dew]

soon™️ is a meme, it means sometime between later and much later. The actual info we have from the devs is: much sooner than 3 years

[buoyant heath]

If you leave earth traveling close to the speed of light and return just as quickly, time will travel at a different speed for you and it will be much much sooner than 3 years.

[carmine relic]

Hey guys, whadda ya call a storm of the game's release date? A Mon-

[worthy rose]

[heavy dew]

huehuehue

[glossy tundra]

It's hard while developing a game to put a specific date down then having to say we calculated it wrong and have people wait for a game they thought would be sooner

[heavy dew]

cough
Cyberpunk
cough

[glossy tundra]

a lot went wrong with that game and development

Cd has never been good at calculating time lmao

[buoyant heath]

soon't

[carmine relic]

Didn't help the game was not to good

[marble hedge]

If Palia is to be truly called an MMO, it must have giant spiders.

[glossy tundra]

Hell no

[buoyant heath]

giant robot spiders

[marble hedge]

All MMOs have giant spiders.

[carmine relic]

Giant enemy spider

[heavy dew]

[glossy tundra]

I want baby spider I can have as pet

[heavy dew]

No no, all wanna be mmo's have spiders, Palia is doing mmo correctly and will therefor not have spoods

[remote latch]

I've got arachnophobia .. so no no no no spiders in an area I have to go to 🙂 ..

[cinder temple]

politely folds extra legs away

[heavy dew]

Very classy

[marble hedge]

Even going back to the first MMOs, like Ultima Online, there have been giant spiders.

[glossy tundra]

If they add giant spiders they should add an arachnophobia mode where the spiders become big cats

[carmine relic]

The game's FAQ says they'll avoid emotional threats, and a spider is definitely an emotional threat, so no giant spiders.

[topaz path]

As much as I would love it there are way too many who have issues that are beyond 'don't like' and since the devs have repeatedly said they want a relaxed atmosphere with no inherant danger, no spiders

[peak monolith]

same, pretty please no spooders

[heavy dew]

Like satisfactory, just replace them with still 2d images of cats

[cinder temple]

I hope they have them but that they're cute and can be ignored if people don't want to interact with them.

[glossy tundra]

YESSSSSS

[ocean stone]

Good thing they're trying to make a new thing with Palia

[marble hedge]

And we can revive some old ruined golems, and they have holes all over their faces.

[peak monolith]

that was creepy in it's own way, scared me the first time i saw them

[topaz path]

wippit. no

[ocean stone]

DONT

[topaz path]

stop. I will unplug your computer and hide the cord

[glossy tundra]

Please you're a menace to society

[remote latch]

dont give him ideas .. he may do the same to you 🙂

[topaz path]

just so you know elliot, wippit is mostly harmless

[ocean stone]

Y'all are goals

[topaz path]

i can do yarn work. he can.... clean?

[glossy tundra]

"mostly"

[marble hedge]

And if you get enough points in certain skills, you get a clown outfit, with a red balloon...

[cinder temple]

He's, I have it on pretty good authority, that he is PassionWipped and therefore a danger to none.

[remote latch]

I don't think I would like that.. er I mean It

[heavy dew]

Great movie though, good actor, Swedish

[topaz path]

wippit has been sent to the kitchen. to make food like that which can hopefully be made in Palia

[peak monolith]

i see what you did there ^^

[ocean stone]

[topaz path]

because we should talk about palia hopes and dreams that are pleasant and yummy now

[cinder temple]

Ice cream. 😋

[remote latch]

ah yes, just tell him not to scroll up when he gets back 🙂

[ocean stone]

Ice cream sandwiches

[topaz path]

oooh make it yourself icecream?

[cinder temple]

Absolutely.

[glossy tundra]

I hope I can have a fish tank and put my catches in it

[heavy dew]

To lazy, make it for me..

[cinder temple]

I'd tell you to make it yourself, but...

[stable shard]

Thank you for speaking bright language

[heavy dew]

Check.. and.. mate

[remote latch]

And welcome to the server Tonio

On the subject of Palia food .... how about this spread https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850062378926473227/850560450726330398/MK_CharaPicnic_FINAL-tian_S.jpg

[stable shard]

Thank you, i'll creep here for 2-3 years

[ocean stone]

Welcome Tonio

[peak monolith]

see what i deal with on a daily basis? @cinder temple xD

[heavy dew]

Hecc yeee!

[cinder temple]

That Chapaa in the bushes must be absolutely enormous, looking at it now.

[remote latch]

maybe mama chapaa

[ocean stone]

Yeah it's hard to know if it's potentially Simuel or possibly Berry that you're speaking with

[peak monolith]

Bossman Chapaa

[peak monolith]

very hard to keep track of, and i'm already a scatterbrain xD

[cinder temple]

Is it worth telling them apart?

[heavy dew]

how many times do I have to tell you all this, if it's Simuel or Berry, the answer is yes

I don't get how it's not clear

[peak monolith]

seeing as i'm dating one of them, i'd like to be able to tell them apart

[short thorn]

Wait I'm confused

[topaz path]

0.o I would hope so Jules. 😛 that could be confusing if you couldn't... and tiring...

[peak monolith]

right? xD

[short thorn]

So sim and berry are the same but two accounts or like they're twins or dating each other, and Jules is dating on eof them

[heavy dew]

Yes

[peak monolith]

[remote latch]

🤣

[short thorn]

Damn, info'll get released in under 3 years then

[heavy dew]

I love this woman, so much

[peak monolith]

[cinder temple]

Gross.

[peak monolith]

wow, okay

[heavy dew]

I didn't mean ^ that

[topaz path]

💔

[marble hedge]

See, what needs to happen, is Jules needs to be pulled into pre-alpha and then HA NOW YOU KNOW!

[topaz path]

what?!?

[heavy dew]

👀

[topaz path]

why would you do that to Berry

[buoyant heath]

So Sim is a sockpuppet account, and that makes Berry a jam puppet account?

[marble hedge]

Misery loves company.

[peak monolith]

now even i'm getting confused

[short thorn]

Actually Misery is a movie

[heavy dew]

Company is a business

[short thorn]

and love is an emotion

[heavy dew]

So an emotional movie business?

[topaz path]

*an

[short thorn]

Maybe a business that loves movies

Could be a cinema or a film production company

[topaz path]

That works in PALIA >.>

(psst palia chat is for palia things)

[short thorn]

Yeah I'm talking about Palia. Movies in palia

[ocean stone]

A real Punch and Judy act

[marble hedge]

That's it, I'm starting a film company in Palia. Dizzy Knee movies

I'll even make a Dizzy Knee World

[ocean stone]

🥁

[cinder temple]

Now that could be good in Palia. Puppets or players being actors?

[short thorn]

Then I'll make Pick a Car that makes wholesome 3-d animation movies

[marble hedge]

With Chuckie Chapaa, and Sally Sernuk

[ocean stone]

Yes

[short thorn]

Actually scratch that, I'm going to make anime and manga in palia

[marble hedge]

Einar waifu already exists.

[short thorn]

Never can have too many waifus so I'm making more

[heavy dew]

When I've fallen and I'm at the doctors
Is it that knee that hurts?
No, dis knee

[marble hedge]

Where's my Einar body pillow..?

[heavy dew]

AMELIA, WE WANT AN EINAR BODY PILLOW

[short thorn]

The front side and the lewd back side

[topaz path]

oh god....

[ocean stone]

[topaz path]

what have you done....

[heavy dew]

Preferably with an arm so it can hug you

[ocean stone]

MATTHEW NO

[marble hedge]

"hold me, Einar body pillow."

[short thorn]

I'm drawing my witch girls atm so I can't draw Einar right now but I'm def gonna anthromorph this later into a body pillow

[buoyant heath]

which girls?

[short thorn]

You have no one to blame but you guys

[topaz path]

oh hellz no

[short thorn]

Ashura

[peak monolith]

Ashura best girl

[short thorn]

We already established that he's a magical girl

[ocean stone]

It is known

[short thorn]

yes

[peak monolith]

now i wanna see Ashura do an Sailor moon transformation

[heavy dew]

I'm ashura you're the best

[marble hedge]

Where's Tuxedo Jel?

[wind ibex]

Lars as Sailor Bacon might be a close reference

[short thorn]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

[cinder temple]

Speaking of magical girls, the art challenge this weekly is live and feisty! We're drawing Tamala the potions maker. Simply scootle over to #🎨│old-palia-fan-art and check the pins to see who's being highlighted for the week and drop your offering into the channel. Then, Sunday evening, watch with delight or dismay as a collage is crafted from everyone's hard work.

Missed Tamala's character card? We've got that covered.
#🌠│official-art message

[zinc scarab]

I feel like Jel would wear dresses too tho

[wind ibex]

Why?

[remote latch]

i get a goth vibe off Jel

[wind ibex]

I get a young Italian tailor vibe from Jel.

[remote latch]

Well his family are the local Mafia 🙂 ( rumor, not fact - yet )

[heavy dew]

I get Magicka vibes, introducing himself: Greetings traveller, I am Jel, and I am not a vampire!

[zinc scarab]

vampires would be epic

kinda spooky though, very specifically not scary vampires

Whether or not Palia is a horror game depends on the people that are online

[remote latch]

aha .. maybe .. maybe .. in a later expansion we get introduced to his family .. and they all .. for some strange reason are not seen during the day .. vampire hunter skill is born 🙂

[marble hedge]

Really? Because only a vampire would say that.

[short thorn]

Well based on that explanation, a human or non-vampire would also say that

if you say you're a vampire, you oust yourself as one, so both a mortal and vampire would both say they're not one to avoid the persecution of those who fear the unknown and are openly violent towards that which they do not understand

The only way to know for sure is to either catch them in the act, or gain their trust until they tell you direction that they are, in fact, a vampire or not with proof. If you try exposing them by using garlic, incense, or anything else they will act violent towards you, and even if they don't attack you then, they will attack you later because now you know their identity

Palia

[heavy dew]

The yee old paradox: I am a liar that never tells the truth, do you believe me

[wind ibex]

The next statement is False: The previous statement is True.

[heavy dew]

And round and round we go

[surreal crest]

jesus my landlord came to get the rent money
I had to help him fix the god damn fridge doors (me and my roommates did it by ourselves in the end)
and tomorrow I have to drill a hole for a internet cable

[heavy dew]

Ehm, there are people who do that for a living, do they know that?

[surreal crest]

I'm too nice, Berry. Also he's a nice guy.

[heavy dew]

Ah, yeah I don't have this problem, I am not nice

[surreal crest]

also I have no time nor I can get a day off to watch other guy fix it. And my work hours won't really allow me to get anyone

[heavy dew]

Doesn't the landlord pay for everything?

[low coyote]

hi hi, is there any sort of release date or year?

[wind ibex]

My old landlord gave us rent credit for any repairs we did on the house.

[heavy dew]

Much closer than 3 years ^^ is what we got to go on for now

[wind ibex]

Less than 3 years out

[surreal crest]

yeah he does but I have to be in the flat

[low coyote]

3 years is a scary number but the game looks precious so I shall wait 🥺💕

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[low coyote]

It reminds me of Free Realms if anyone knows what that is

[low coyote]

Hello!

[heavy dew]

Nah it's a normal number, most titles like this take 5-6 years to develop, Palia has been in development for 3 so far, so they're on time

And them being "much closer than 3 years", it would seem they're making headway even ^^

So it'll be here before we know it

[surreal crest]

and then... whispering Pond Stars Casino...

[low coyote]

Oooh dang I didn’t even know about it until a few days ago

[heavy dew]

It's only been in the public eye since the 3rd of june ^^

[low coyote]

Is there any gear or mob fighting aspects that will be with it? Or just more stardew/sandbox kinda thing

[surreal crest]

there will be hunting, that's all we know

[heavy dew]

It's a life simulator that revolves around the "sideshows" of other mmos, no traditional pvp or combat, gear is for looks

[low coyote]

gotchu

[heavy dew]

so professions, gathering, crafting, will be the focus

Xrystal will give you the whole list of things to look through for info!

[remote latch]

Think of it as the opposite of most other mmos out there .. instead of combat (dungeons/raids) with some social/crafting elements, Palia will be Social and Crafting with maybe a little combat, if you want. .. but nothing to the level of raids .. maybe dungeon like instances but thats it.

[low coyote]

o:

[heavy dew]

Xrystal please post the links to the docs and channels, i am signing off my shift xD

[surreal crest]

Orrr... You can ignore all of that and instead gather indescribable riches at my casino!

[remote latch]

Most if not all of the questions asked in the first week ( and archived on #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel ) on here have been compiled into an faq by Vlad and is pinned to this channel. Rin has also compiled a document that has more recent information that we have been given and can be found in the #❔│game-faqs and #❓│old-team-answers-alpha channels.

[surreal crest]

(or lose it all, it depends!)

[low coyote]

Is there a way to become a beta tester for early access o;

[heavy dew]

So far they’re only in pre-alpha and you can sign up for possible small scale testing but they’ve yet to announce alpha or beta stages

It’s a bit down the line so I believe they feel it’s early to announce yet

[surreal crest]

There is a form in #📢│palia-news and second one on Palia webpage
currently there is pre-alpha going on with 1400 lucky bois selected

[remote latch]

Just sign up and fill in the survey on the site ( http://palia.com ) and the survey in the #📢│palia-news channel. The spots for Pre-Alpha are full as far as we know. Alpha is likely the next big test but they may have some smaller test runs before then. We don't know if and when they will do that though.

[heavy dew]

Yeah all of that

[surreal crest]

yeah, yeah

Inspector gadget, dururu du duuu

[low coyote]

awe

Will there be more spots open?

[heavy dew]

For pre alpha it’s not likely

[low coyote]

Sad days

[heavy dew]

They said they were inviting 1400 testers and they have sent all those invites out

[low coyote]

gotchu

[remote latch]

If it makes you feel better, even the pre-alpha isn't what is currently available at the devs end. Think of it, you will get to test a more fuller version later on 🙂

[low coyote]

True true

[heavy dew]

It’s early in development, there will be more chances for testing

[low coyote]

I wonder if there will be pets and stuff

[heavy dew]

And once it releases, we’ll get to test all of it

[heavy dew]

I recommend reading the faqs pinned in this channel

[remote latch]

And in the mean time, if there is something you would have liked in this type of game you can always add it to the #game-suggestions channel.

[heavy dew]

Because they’ve said pets and mounts/fast travel is on the roadmap, there’s a lot of answers already so it’d be a good read

[low coyote]

o:

games always get me at cosmetics and pets LOL

[heavy dew]

Oh you’re set then, welcome home

[remote latch]

The #🌠│official-art channel has quite a bit of art in it and is added to on a weekly basis.

[heavy dew]

Link to the faq document: #💬│palia-discussions message

And now I shall sleep, I’ll take the next shift Xrystal

[low coyote]

Ty all for the information :D

[heavy dew]

Any time

[surreal crest]

chair is tired

[short thorn]

Mount mount pet pet

[low coyote]

yis

[short thorn]

I want the kind of goofiness I've been seeing from FF14 like a flying bed mount or a big fat calico cat mount

[tranquil cosmos]

I love goofy mounts

[short thorn]

Sure it'll be cool to have a llama or something now and then but I want something that's like "That's so dumb, I want it"

Yeye. I can drive a car irl, lemme drive a FLYING car in game

[tranquil cosmos]

A big ol pig mount

I feel like mounts should make sense in the Palia world though, not just be random stuff

[short thorn]

Well a mix of both

Like a llama pulling a cart that can carry 4 friends, but also just those really rare mounts you can craft or find off of rare enemies in the world that's like a broom stick, flying carpet, an invisible horse called Invincible, etc

[low coyote]

Broomstick broomstick

[wind night]

so like is it confirmed yet that we will be able to pet all the good bois?

[remote latch]

Pets are on the schedule .. but not necessarily for release .. too early to tell if that changes yet

[surreal crest]

not yet but hopefully!

[abstract rover]

i enjoy .

[low coyote]

Pets and housing pets and housing

[abstract rover]

yes those two things are very nice

[low coyote]

Yes!

[short thorn]

In genshin they recently added a cool pond that lets you store fish that you caught, in there to watch it swim around

I'd love something like that in Palia, watch all the pretty fish just swim

Especially good for if you don't want to cook the fish you fished up lol

[abstract rover]

dolphin mount

top text

[tranquil cosmos]

I want the ability to pet everyone's pet

[wind ibex]

And wild animals if I get close enough without spooking them.

[north kiln]

anywhere i can watch some gameplay?

[remote latch]

The only video so far is the intro video

Pre alpha is under NDA so there won’t be any videos of that until the NDA is lifted.

There are some concept images and in game images in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art but that it I’m afraid.

[short thorn]

Yeah it'll be a while unfortunately haha

[remote latch]

If you think a combination of stardew valley and wow (and some other games they mentioned but I’ve forgotten) you’ll get a somewhat rudimentary idea.

Basically it seems you have the option of adventuring to follow the games narrative or stay close to home and skill up and craft and socialise to your hearts content.

Hopefully not one or the other options as I may fancy adventuring or questing and the next sitting by the river fishing

[abstract rover]

stardew and runescape tbh. if the skills system is something to go on, at least

hell the closest thing i'd compare Palia to would be Mabinogi.

[remote latch]

Yeah those were also compared to by players of those games

The devs did say which games inspired different elements, I’ll hook those out when I get back to the computer

[abstract rover]

I miss Mabinogi so much... Hopefully Palia will scratch that itch.

[surreal crest]

gn everyone

[winged laurel]

Algum BR conseguiu a Key pro jogo?

[remote latch]

English only at the moment please 🙂 .

all pre- alpha invites have been sent out several weeks back. There may be some small test runs in the future before the next big test run which currently has no time frame for yet.

[brittle halo]

[kindred sable]

[short thorn]

My teacher: Using weird formulas to show how to get a specific answer.

Me using my fingers: Wack

Palia

[marble hedge]

🥁

Hello my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 57 days since pre-alpha took my wife. And I will spare you some of the topics that were discussed earlier today in palia-chat... well, I'll mention the Einar body pillow... but other than that, you'll need to use your imagination.

I was hoping today was the day. First work day of the month, the day after Labor Day so summer is "over" and time to buckle down for the rest of the year. I figured, well that would be a good time to add to the game, right? Bring in some additional players, get a fresh outlook on what is going on in the game. Made sense to me. Hope... as was said in the Matrix, the quintessential human emotion.

So, about that Einar body pillow...

[worthy rose]

Hi Wippit

[marble hedge]

hi

[marble hedge]

Wiggity wack?

[short thorn]

wack attack

[kindred sable]

[short thorn]

Yeah I kind of put the idea into his head so don't blame him

[marble hedge]

Was it something I said?

[kindred sable]

i want an einar body pillow

[marble hedge]

See, now S6 has to make one. To not make one would be a big sales loss.

[uneven dock]

Is there any idea of when another round of alpha invites might be coming??

[remote latch]

not at the moment no ...

[marble hedge]

Not today.

[remote latch]

I am sure once they have an idea of when alpha will start they will post something in #📢│palia-news . Any small test runs they do in the mean time may only be via email to the individuals in question. When are future tests happening? We don’t have a specific timeline for large scale tests, but may be running small scale tests and feedback sessions over the coming months. If you’re signed up, we’ll reach out through email to let you know if you’re selected for a test.

[low coyote]

Are some of the ex devs working on this game because of the blizzard scandal 👀

If I’m even able to ask 😅

[remote latch]

Yes, there are devs from multiple popular game developers. Blizzard, Riot, Unreal etc to name a few off the top of my head

[marble hedge]

Not necessarily because of the scandal though

[trail cypress]

finally.... braid santa will be freed

[ocean stone]

BRAID SANTA

[marble hedge]

Elf on a Shelf

[trail cypress]

o wait were u guys having a thing

oops i just derailed the entire conversation uhhh carry on

[wise anvil]

The curse has been lifted for santa!

[remote latch]

Its cool Rhys .. conversations are easily derailed here 🙂

[ocean stone]

We have rails?!

[versed sail]

Henceforth, he was forever to be known as Braid Santa.

[wise anvil]

A part of me wants to not upvote Santa though just for the sake of tradition

[remote latch]

yeah and replacement bus services when they are dereailed 🙂

[short thorn]

Santa hair

[ocean stone]

GOSH what a mood replacement rail service is

Who would win this foot race and why: Braid Santa, Auni, Einar, chapaa or a pebble

[remote latch]

Auni of course

[mellow verge]

I'm gonna say Auni. He carries a heavy pack of letters (unless it's really big but there's only like 5 letters)

So it stands that if he isn't carrying it, he'd run fast

[versed sail]

Auni, definitely.

[ocean stone]

The ply of those letters must be phenomenal

[mellow verge]

Then again. Einar might have extending legs

[ocean stone]

Slinky Legg einar gooooo

[mellow verge]

Have you seen mail men in shorts, they got legs haha

[ocean stone]

Okay same question but excluding Auni this time

[marble hedge]

Braid Santa can't even get out of a shadow....

[mellow verge]

That's cause chat is mean

[ocean stone]

Yeah but invisibility is kind of an advantage...for a foot race....maybe

[remote latch]

chapaa .. you saw how quickly they disappeared off in the video .. I can imagine them scampering quite fast

[ocean stone]

Santa Braid could latch on to the rail replacement bus to get a lead and no one would know until too late

[ocean stone]

Slippery little guys huh. I wonder if Tau likes to give chase... 👀

[remote latch]

most likely .. probably why he spends alot of time in the woods with Hassian

[ocean stone]

I feel like the chapaa would inevitably forget it was participating in the foot race and disappear to go loot food from somewhere xD

(not sure how the chpaa signed up to join this hypothetical foot race...maybe it got stuck rooting around in Aunis backpack and climbed out right as the race started...)

[limpid veldt]

Yes, meing around in Aunis backpack.

[ocean stone]

Hi root, sorry couldn't see you there with the chapaa in the way

[marble hedge]

I can't see the chappa through the chuu

[short thorn]

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

[versed sail]

🤘 😆

[worthy rose]

I throw chapaas

[ocean stone]

do you think chapaas enjoy crowd surfing: y/n

[worthy rose]

Yes yes yes yes yes

[ocean stone]

there are too many faces in this noshpit; i don't know where i am anymore

[marble hedge]

I'm on the floor, being trampled.

Chappa stampede

[short thorn]

lucky

[ocean stone]

Lion King all over again I tell ya what

[brave thorn]

I've got a fiery hot new meme in #🎭│palia-memes everyone. Enjoy!

[short thorn]

*h'what

[ocean stone]

Protecc wippit at all costs. He must be here for when the day comes when the light of monitors Palia shines upon

[marble hedge]

Reported. That's just too evil.

[ocean stone]

The All-Chapaa awaits to bring all souls home to their final place of rest.

Don't believe in the All-Chapaa? There are legendary depictions of such a mega chapaa: #🎭│palia-memes message

[marble hedge]

Typing

[remote latch]

?

[abstract rover]

palia game

[wispy meadow]

Operation 2nd dose passed
I'm fully vaccinated now

[wind ibex]

The day after my second dose was rough, I hope yours goes easier.

[short thorn]

First dose made me nauseous all day. Second dose made me super sleepy (though not too much but I pretended anyways bc I wanted to have an excuse to sleep all day for once)

[wide lintel]

Is Palia finished yet guys? I need to throw away my life

[carmine relic]

You're a couple years early

Huzzah, also! I am here

[hasty glen]

Good morning.

[hasty glen]

The second one knocked me out. Fever and all.

[cinder temple]

About to swing back to the topic of Palia but first just wanted to thank everyone in here who got their shots. That's a very kind thing to do not just for yourself, but for the people around you. Very cool. Very nice.

[summer summit]

Good morning my delicious friends ! I’m glad to finally join Palia’s Discord after following it from the start!
Tons of topics to read before asking questions 😉

[brave thorn]

Welcome to the Discord server Dandy Meeple, plenty of information in #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha and #❓│old-team-answers-alpha. Also be sure to check out the #🌠│official-art section to see all of the cool character reveals released up to this point. If you want to express any specific pronouns or vow your allegiance to Team Chapaa or Team Chuu, be sure to do so in the #📃│server-directory section. If you like a good laugh, you will find plenty of #🎭│palia-memes too!

[vale crypt]

[fallen summit]

Good morning everyone!

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!
also good morning everyone

[heavy dew]

Mooooooorning fellow Kin!

[fallen summit]

Moooooorning neighbour Berry!

[heavy dew]

How goes it today? We are one day closer to Kin and Berry CO

[fallen summit]

Today is going great so far. And true true, each day is a day closer

and how's your day going?

[heavy dew]

Well the past 5 minutes have been great so far! Good start to the morning

[cinder temple]

Kinjerry and Sir Berry... Kinberry. Sirjerry. :pipe:

[heavy dew]

And yes Sim, me and Kin here are starting an ice cream company: Kin & Berry™️

[fallen summit]

I'm all for it

[heavy dew]

It’s a completely original idea and concept and name format, we’ll sell ice cream in buckets

[quick dove]

I'll get some ice while Im out ice fishing

[heavy dew]

We got ourselves an ice provider!

[fallen summit]

oh well, time to go working on my Tamala again

[heavy dew]

Can't wait, I got some studying I need to do today so that's where my time is going, officially

[fallen summit]

good luck with it :D I'm officially done with studying for a month until academy starts again ^^

[heavy dew]

Mine got delayed, I got about 9 weeks left, 3 finals and a thesis, then I'm free until February

[fallen summit]

wow, quite some work to do then. Wish you all the best with it, you can do it

[pallid radish]

thesis

good luck

[heavy dew]

[cinder temple]

That's cool.

[ocean reef]

Good Morning Palia peeps, just about to do breakfast hubby always hungry, fed the Squirrels and birds, Xrystal hasn't woke up yet, all this talk about ice cream, made me think of lemon ice. See you all later.

[remote latch]

Brain woke up an hour ago … had to wait until the rest of me did 🤣

[remote latch]

If my farm produces milk in some form and ice cream is made from milk in Palia … milk provider 🙂

[ocean reef]

Its all lies Xrystal has not woke up, we never see her till around mid-day normally, I cant believe it she has just appeared, she must have her phone I see she is writing something

[remote latch]

🤣

It’s tooooooo hotttttt must sit by more powerful fan 🙂

[ocean reef]

Your Palia ice cream has got to include lemon ice, so skip the milk

[heavy dew]

Hot damn

[remote latch]

Thankfully in Palia we won’t feel the temperature whatever it is…. Until the wonders of IT enables you to feel in game events …. Virtual exercising potential there 🙂

[ocean reef]

Got to stagger out and start breakfast my carer sitting by a fan. Mind you think we have what's termed an Indian Summer.

[sullen gorge]

КОГДА ВЫЙДЕТ ИГРА

КОГДА ВЫЙДЕТ ИГРА

[heavy dew]

"Much sooner than 3 years"
And only english in the discord for now

[sullen gorge]

3 ГОДА ЖДАТЬ

[heavy dew]

Well, no, but, maybe

[sullen gorge]

(((

[heavy dew]

It's been in development for 3 years already, most titles like this take 5-6 years, they're on a good schedule! I recommend cautious optimism!

[sullen gorge]

........

BETA?

[heavy dew]

Not confirmed yet, it's only in pre-alpha atm, alpha and beta are in the future but not soon enough for them to set a date

[sullen gorge]

🥲

[summer summit]

has it been said how many Pre Alpha participants will be chosen for the "Pre Alpha test" to come ?

[craggy niche]

I usually like what I like

[unreal kindle]

Hi chat 🙂

[scenic bronze]

godmorning 🙂

[tulip wagon]

needs to be awake

[heavy dew]

gets bucket of cold water
I got you, Offal

[remote latch]

You awake yet Offal?

[tulip wagon]

🥶

I hit the snooze a few more times than expected, but I'm up!

[viral lotus]

hi guys im palasand just found palia this week looks and sounds cool

[remote latch]

Good news there is a catch up mechanism. There are 2 community compiled faq files pinned to this channel and what isn’t in there you should find in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha or #❔│game-faqs channels. Welcome to the Palia Game Lobby.

[heavy dew]

That's the best reference to the faq's I've seen.. discord catch up mechanics

[viral lotus]

good as thanks

think i will grab a coffee and read a bit

[heavy dew]

It is a very good read, and if you have any questions outside of them everyone here is very wholesome and friendly about answering questions ^^

[zealous plank]

good morning my favorite palians! is it sad that i'm saying good morning in the afternoon? 😋

[heavy dew]

Naaaaaaaaaaah, it's relative 😉 I go off what I call "local time", which is solely centered in my room

[zealous plank]

haha i love it!

[viral lotus]

hi there Society anytime is good to say hi and good morning

I just hocked my pc up to my tv in the living room

much better than the 19in monitor i have

[summer summit]

Am i the only one experimenting inner peace when relaxing on palia.com animated background

[heavy dew]

https://tenor.com/view/master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-inner-peace-gif-11501603

[summer summit]

Boy i wish we had some track or OST to listen to while waiting for the game to grow in the background 🙂

[heavy dew]

Accurate depiction of me finding this discord

[remote latch]

It’s why I periodically post scenery pictures in this chat

[summer summit]

oh would you mind sending me some in MP ? i would love to have some new background

[remote latch]

They are all in #🌠│official-art

That was weird , came up as deleted channel

[brittle halo]

meowdy gamers, what new developments have occurred in this lawless land today?

[surreal crest]

ain't no outlaw here
not with the Pond Patrol around

[zealous plank]

I honestly can't wait to hear the soundtrack of this game. i've even prepared some spotify playlists that i think would go well with the game too!

[pure badge]

Good morning yall!

[viral lotus]

just been watchin some youtube on palia the more i see the more im starting to like it

[surreal crest]

hello new friend!

[viral lotus]

@surreal crest hi and good to be here and to make friends

and yes there is mining and tree cutting 2 things i like

[glossy tundra]

rock

[surreal crest]

paper

[glossy tundra]

:O

[fallen summit]

✂️

[surreal crest]

Long ago, the three nations lived together in harmony...

[fallen summit]

but then...

[glossy tundra]

the rock nation attacked

[surreal crest]

Only the Avatar, master of all three elements, could stop them.

[fallen summit]

(isn't paper supposed to stop the rock? o-o)

[surreal crest]

(not in this universe!)

[fallen summit]

(oki )

[glossy tundra]

(it seems as rock can rip paper in this universe)

[surreal crest]

EKHM! ANYWAYS!

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar...

[fallen summit]

peace finally seemed in the reach of our hands, however...

[heavy dew]

Lizard, Spock, attacked

[surreal crest]

Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to play paper against scissors? Walked right into that rock ambush, like us and that thief over there.

ayy yoo over 3000 messages here!

10k club here I come

[heavy dew]

WOOO!! I personally await you at the finish line

[remote latch]

I'm still no there yet .. 5.3k so far

[fallen summit]

and so the story of the paper, rock and scissor nation died

[heavy dew]

As quickly as it arrived it fades away again..

[fallen summit]

[remote latch]

nah just a brief armistice .. it will be back Im sure

[surreal crest]

we'll get there one day Xrystal!