University of Texas Austin (UT Austin) (2025-2026)

[peak herald]

Estimated decision time?

[dry tundra]

isnt that advising information or something

[grim wraith]

i got wio and ris

[rugged drift]

4:58

[dry tundra]

nice

[tepid knot]

nope

oos

[iron rune]

what did you get in for?

[grim wraith]

guys if it shows the major on ris are you in?

its 9 minutes way ill just wait it out

[real patrol]

Who says

It’s OVER

[rugged drift]

i guess bro

[vapid egret]

Oh is it actually

[rugged drift]

stop checking ris adn check wio instead

[tepid knot]

cs + neuro

[rugged drift]

esp if ur non-auto

[iron rune]

oh damn

[peak herald]

it's 9 minutes??

[rugged drift]

did u get cs

[peak herald]

are you sure

[fading shale]

Any SDS get in?

[iron rune]

bro js said that

[tepid knot]

nope

i got neuri

[grim wraith]

checked wio got the enrolment

[rugged drift]

are u non auto

[tepid knot]

so is it confirmed then?

[grim wraith]

intl

[rugged drift]

if u are non-auto then 100% ur in

[dim remnant]

I don’t understand doing portal Astro rn, just wait a couple hours for ur official decision so u don’t stress unnecessarily

[grim wraith]

its in 9 minutes im pretty sure

or am i tripping

[iron rune]

how'd you know

[summer needle]

can’t let the cortisol spike

[dim remnant]

How do yk

[dry tundra]

wow

[grim wraith]

idk i swear i read it somewhere lemme check

[summer needle]

for EA it was in an hour

[dry tundra]

monk is living the life

[summer needle]

at 4 CST

rn it’s 2:54 CST

[grim wraith]

im over the moon bro 🙏

[peak herald]

So ut comes at 5?

[summer needle]

not a confirmed time

[tepid knot]

wait so having wio and ris is confirmed acceptance?

[tepid knot]

i believe so

[rugged drift]

wio non-auto is confirmed acceptance

[tepid knot]

ic

lk mad that i didnt get first choice major tho then

[iron rune]

congrats gang

are you gonna for neuro?

[real patrol]

Fuck my chud life

[sonic iron]

is the inverse true?

[tepid knot]

its not my top choice

[rugged drift]

not that i knwo of

[tepid knot]

i still have p much every other school left for decisions

[dim remnant]

What’s ur first choice?

I’m not doing portal Astro there’s no point

lol y delete ur message it’s ok

[tepid knot]

cs + neuro major

integrated degree

[vapid egret]

Ok I have WIO

Cool

[dim remnant]

Oh so you only got Neuro but not CS?

[vapid egret]

Ts not now

[iron rune]

you got it rn?

[dry tundra]

im hoping i got like the capped shit

[peak herald]

that's for Texans only

[tepid knot]

yes

[dry tundra]

oh

[old lark]

anyone like got their second choice and wio?

[peak herald]

oos is accept & reject

[tepid knot]

me

[dry tundra]

oh

[real patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6dRAAG4sB71NAtVCHJep7s?si=Wd1MgpQSRiqblNFimtR09g

[old lark]

what major did u apply for it

[real patrol]

I’m gonna have to cope with this somehow

[dry tundra]

which major did u get

[old lark]

me?

[dry tundra]

yes

[real patrol]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7eUpkOcBrkEmDzLvJANAPD?si=meG0WpDVSSaEh4sqDhB_cQ&pi=xic5GixiRaOHs

Here if yall need it

[dry tundra]

thxs

[real patrol]

Fuck my chud life

I was never meant for anything

[vapid egret]

Yeah

I have WIO and the other one

[dry tundra]

u alr have caltech

[real patrol]

Congrats

[vapid egret]

For reference I DO NOT participate in portal Astro

[dry tundra]

For reference I DO NOT participate in portal Astro too

[iron rune]

😭

[real patrol]

I KNEW the night before look at me

[rugged drift]

on the contrary

https://open.spotify.com/track/3a1lNhkSLSkpJE4MSHpDu9?si=9ec9985c99864e70

[grim wraith]

For reference I DO NOT participate in portal Astro

[real patrol]

I will never need this

I hate my chud life

[grim wraith]

type shit

you gotta look up

[real patrol]

Never

Always expect the worst

And you see it always works

Because nothing ever works out

[grim wraith]

instead have no expectations

dont expect anything at all

[real patrol]

I’m gonna cry all night

[peak herald]

Some autos still haven't seen an update

Deadass j wait for the decision

[rugged drift]

imagine he comes back in here complete 180

[real patrol]

I’m non auto yunc

[real patrol]

What’s the point

[tepid knot]

idk if it’s accurate

I’m not gonna trust it

[dim rock]

to get a definite decision instead of relying on UT to update a financial page

[tepid knot]

huh idk

my app was cooked

I did everything for ut in 3 hrs

and da wasn’t even gonna apply until 8 pm the day of

[rugged drift]

i did an mit mites app 3 hours before deadline and got in shit does not matter

[tepid knot]

fair

[rugged drift]

if thats the case try to wrap ur head about why u would have an enrollment deposit if u were rejected

[dim rock]

i did my supps in an hour and my resume in 1 hour, 1 day before the deadline. look where i am

my point is anyone can craft a good application in any given amount of time

u arent 'cooked' because u spent 3 hours on an application

[rugged drift]

^

[obtuse raft]

Has it came out yet ?

[kind monolith]

Tbh we BALL

[kind monolith]

no

[obtuse raft]

Broooo these dudes gotta lock in

[tepid knot]

tru

so official decisions drop at 4 pm cst?

[dim remnant]

U did MITES?

[kind monolith]

no clue

[dim remnant]

Dang that’s hella cracked

[real patrol]

Other non autos have their shit updated

Not me

It’s joever

[rugged drift]

i actually didnt attend but i can show the admission email

i shouldve put it on my app lowkey

regardless

[dim remnant]

This is why you don’t check portal Astro 💔

[gusty halo]

Please stop with the portal astro

[real patrol]

Sorry

[rugged drift]

what i owe is not portal astrology

[real patrol]

I’m jus gonna sleep until 5

[dim remnant]

Dude that’s like an easy ticket to a top college bro

[rugged drift]

hindsight is 50/50

[dim remnant]

Doing MITES

[dim rock]

u not gonna be able to sleep gang 🥀

[vapid egret]

Holy cracked

[real patrol]

I couldn’t sleep last night

[vapid egret]

Mites is cracked

[dim remnant]

How come u didn’t do it

[kind monolith]

I’m just rewatching the halftime show

[rugged drift]

i went to a ut summer camp instead

[gusty halo]

Please stop

[rugged drift]

??

[gusty halo]

Nothing means anything except for a decision

[kind monolith]

We aren’t supposed to discuss portal Astro yall 😭🙏

[toxic mortar]

I think I got rejected guys

[rugged drift]

tell me how seeing an enrollment deposit means you aren't enrolled

[toxic mortar]

or capped

[dim remnant]

What’s the reasoning behind prohibiting TALK of portal Astro anyway? I mean we should be free to discuss anything about a college that we want?

[dim rock]

"would you rather find the cure to cancer or get $1"

[rugged drift]

😭 😭

i had other reasons too but

it's alright now

[gusty halo]

We have a rule that we do not discuss things like this until you get a decision

[toxic mortar]

lmao

I remmeber ts

[rugged drift]

bro chill

ong it was chalked

[toxic mortar]

😭🙏

[rugged drift]

😭

[toxic mortar]

unlucky gng

[rugged drift]

worst day of my life

deadass

[toxic mortar]

yeah gg

allg tho

u good mud

[gusty halo]

It is consistently unreliable and makes people tweak out. I don’t make the rules so take it up with carly

[rugged drift]

enrollment deposit btw

[toxic mortar]

I think I got fucking rejected tho

from UT

gg bro

[gusty halo]

Do you want to argue with me more

[kind monolith]

are you a Texas resident?

[rugged drift]

can u not handle civil discourse

[toxic mortar]

yes

[dry tundra]

excersize ur power on him @gusty halo

[toxic mortar]

not top 5%, in top 10%, applied as a math major

[kind monolith]

Then isn’t it capped? Or do Texas residents also get rejected

[rugged drift]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxYmJ3FWYAAt9FU.gif

[toxic mortar]

I think texas residents get rejected

sometimes

that's why I said capped or rejected

[kind monolith]

oh rlly

[toxic mortar]

holy I'm like coping so hard though there's no way I got rejected

[dim rock]

89% of non autos dont get in

[toxic mortar]

like genuienly no way

[kind monolith]

I’m just waiting for the official decision to come out

[dim rock]

i thought they only accepted like 100-200 cap students

[kind monolith]

And then I’ll crash out

[toxic mortar]

I mean it's whatever idrc but like bruh ts is crazy

[real patrol]

I’m a math major too

[toxic mortar]

yay

[real patrol]

What were ur stats

[vapid egret]

It’s highkey fearmongering

which I get is annoying

[worn fiber]

im non auto barely top 25 percent

[toxic mortar]

I had a 1560, did math research at MIT, lots of educational equity outreach and got into a HYPSM early

[worn fiber]

i somehow got in

[toxic mortar]

FGLI

[vapid egret]

Like my friend has been dicking me about Berkeley Astro for the past 2 weeks and it pmo

[vapid egret]

Wait which

[kind monolith]

Congrats

[toxic mortar]

ts acc pmo

[vapid egret]

MIT?

[toxic mortar]

Harvard

[vapid egret]

Oh shit nice

[toxic mortar]

and MIT math prog

[vapid egret]

Congrays

[toxic mortar]

thanks

[vapid egret]

Bro I got rejected UIUC

it’s alright

[toxic mortar]

I saw sm1 with a 630 math get in for math at UT

like there's no way bruh

[kind monolith]

dude congrats which one?

[vapid egret]

Caltech admit -> UIUC reject like

[toxic mortar]

no shade to them but

[toxic mortar]

Harvard

[vapid egret]

Sometime it don’t work

[toxic mortar]

yea

true

[kind monolith]

Dawg UT don’t matter I swear

[toxic mortar]

I'm not too mad about it just kinda baffled

[kind monolith]

UT decisions are random asf

[vapid egret]

lol that’s how I felt bout Illinois

[toxic mortar]

cause I also got into harder schools OOS

like state schools

[vapid egret]

Same

[toxic mortar]

like I got into UMich OOS and then I don't get into UT while being like top 6%

[dim remnant]

U didn’t get into UT but got into Harvard?

[toxic mortar]

yeah apparently

[real patrol]

Yeah this is why I’m not getting in 😭😭

[vapid egret]

I highkey think I statmogged my way into schools

[patent phoenix]

It’s prolly yield protection for you

[drifting pelican]

I had a 1550, top 3%, strong engineering ECs, and my RIS says liberal art. I’m gonna cry 😢 I applied ece

[vapid egret]

That would be defer tho

[real patrol]

Thi was my fear applying math
Less people apply but everyone applying is insanely cracked

[toxic mortar]

nah math is super uncomp at UT

ngl

your avg UT math major isn't that strong

[patent phoenix]

Idk ma it’s weird your stats are better than me and I got in uiuc

[ashen dagger]

it didn't drop right

[real patrol]

Ok but people applying math r literally Einstein

[toxic mortar]

like I said, I saw sm1 with a 630 math get in so

[kind monolith]

No

[vapid egret]

I mean I agree

It’s weird tho

[toxic mortar]

don't give up hope

[real patrol]

I have a 700 math bro 😭😭

[somber quiver]

no shot

[drifting pelican]

I’m not joking

[somber quiver]

i might be fried too 😭

[toxic mortar]

bro sm1 with a 630 math got into UT math

[real patrol]

I’m also non auto

[dim rock]

some people did in their RIS

[drifting pelican]

This feels like a Sick joke

[vapid egret]

Now we wait on Stan, UCLA, berk, and mit

[dim remnant]

Wait how bro did u mess up on the application or smthn

[toxic mortar]

nah

[somber quiver]

is or oos

[dim remnant]

Literally how does UT reject you for math

[toxic mortar]

I'm just nonauto

[dim remnant]

It’s not that comp

[drifting pelican]

I’m auto in state

[somber quiver]

i assume is bc lib arts instead of reject but

[real patrol]

How uncomp is math

[somber quiver]

yea

[toxic mortar]

it's pretty weird nonauto

[somber quiver]

me too!

similar stats 1570 3%

[ashen dagger]

is that the auto in state thing

[toxic mortar]

like I'd say it's towards the more uncomp side of majors

at UT

[somber quiver]

great all around ecs good engineering

not doing portal astro tho

i refuse

[real patrol]

They don’t want my chud ahh application tho

[iron rune]

Is it out?

[real patrol]

Nope

[dim rock]

No some oos got it, it lists ur major and ur enrollment deposit

[patent phoenix]

Nop

[brazen ether]

when does the official mail come out

[ashen dagger]

ain't that the portal astro

[toxic mortar]

u got it gng

[toxic mortar]

prob like 5 PM CST

[dim remnant]

It’s okay nobody’s gonna die when portal Astro is mentioned

[vapid egret]

5pm bro wtf

[real patrol]

It was earlier last time

[toxic mortar]

oh

idk

maybe in like 30 min then

[dim rock]

it is, thats why when i first answered your question i said "some" but whatever major is in ur RIS (if it updated) is what u got accepted for

[toxic mortar]

or an hour

[vapid egret]

I mean if portal Astro is against the rules then we probably shouldn’t propagate it

[toxic mortar]

shit if I get capped what does ts count as

[vapid egret]

[toxic mortar]

is it a defer/waitlist

[vapid egret]

Capped?

[kind monolith]

soft reject

[vapid egret]

it would be d/w no?

[toxic mortar]

it's some weird program where you go to a satellite campus and you have to transfer in or something

[vapid egret]

Oh

[toxic mortar]

yeah that's what I was thinking

nooooooooo rip my streak

fuck

[ashen dagger]

icic

[vapid egret]

LOL REAL

[kind monolith]

I’m js watching video essays

now

[ashen dagger]

good luck to all RD applicants

[kind monolith]

no institution except mit gonna make me cry on decision day 🔥

[ashen dagger]

real

[worn fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/we-made-it-nigel-sylvester-we-did-it-we've-achieved-it-xset-gif-13661037253054425789

[toxic mortar]

yea

[kind monolith]

it’s funny cuz I alr know im cooked for the big mit

[toxic mortar]

it's cooked for me cause my summer prog is a feeder so if I don't get in it would be kinda sad

cause like basically all my friends got in

[kind monolith]

For ut? Or mit

[toxic mortar]

MIT

[real patrol]

My school is a UT feeder

We had like fifty kids get in last year

[toxic mortar]

My school is a nothing feeder

[dim rock]

hp?

[toxic mortar]

oh yeah we have like 60 from autoadmit

💀

[real patrol]

I’m in dfw not going beyond that lol

[toxic mortar]

and then probably another few dozen from nonautoadmit

yooo I'm in dfw too

[dim rock]

sounds like highland

or jesuit

[sick ice]

surprised he's not in tmm

[toxic mortar]

oh yea lol

oh you're in tmm

[real patrol]

What’s tmm

[peak herald]

so 6 pm est estimated time?

/ 5 pm ct

[dim rock]

last year was 4:30 cst

[real patrol]

It was earlier than 425 EA round

[lament hull]

did it come out

[dim rock]

no

[lament hull]

oh

[dim rock]

50 mins

[magic sun]

i acc cant wait anymore

[deep jungle]

In state?

[grim wraith]

no portal astro guys

just wait it out

you’ll get an email notification

[nimble zephyr]

What time is release, 4:30?

[deep jungle]

Yeah I didn’t get any of it but I’ll wait if

[tepid knot]

wait so what time

[grim wraith]

Soon.

[tepid knot]

noooo

[grim wraith]

im gonna head to bed for a suprise in the morning

[tepid knot]

I can’t take the wait any longer

[grim wraith]

its 1:42 AM here lol

[sinful copper]

is it out

[dim rock]

no

[sinful copper]

im getting rejectd fs

[tepid knot]

u never know

portal astro might be wrong

[grim wraith]

did you commit to McCombs?

[dim rock]

yes

[sinful copper]

theyve taken only one kid per year from my school the past 4 years, and we already have a committ soooo

[grim wraith]

w college for w mans

[dim rock]

ill uncommit if i get into stern or wharton (which i wont)

[tepid knot]

2/13/26

[dim rock]

ty

[grim wraith]

mccombs crazy good bro

[sinful copper]

my ass got waitlisted for stern lol

[nimble zephyr]

Is EE cooked for UT

[peak herald]

OOS lowk js cooked

[dim rock]

all engineering is hard

[tepid knot]

is ut cns oos hard to get into?

[peak herald]

cs yeah

[tepid knot]

💀

[peak herald]

it's major based

[scenic crypt]

cs is horrible to get into

[grim wraith]

Cs and engineering are cooked

[dim rock]

cs is 14%

[scenic crypt]

howd decisions go for yall

[sinful copper]

i applied business..

[tepid knot]

wait can i add cs when i get there?

[serene sparrow]

Is ur pfp at national harbor

In maryland

[sinful copper]

not out

[dim rock]

business this year is gonna be 8%

[scenic crypt]

transferring into cs is pretty hard

[grim wraith]

not out yet

[tepid knot]

damn

[peak herald]

Yeah LMAO

[sinful copper]

wait thats lowk better than stern, stern was 6% for ed2 this year

[serene sparrow]

Nice lmao I have such a similar picture 😭

[peak herald]

u from the DMV area too?

[toxic mortar]

I got slimed out

[dim rock]

dont say that ur gonna get warned

[grim wraith]

yeah but a2c doesnt like portal astro

[scenic crypt]

idk i think thats a program you gotta get into

[toxic mortar]

if astro is accurate

[tepid knot]

shit

[twilit fiber]

how did yall do

[tepid knot]

ic

[peak herald]

tbh for how comp UT Aus is oos cs the selectivity does not match the rigor of the program

[serene sparrow]

Yea northern va

[toxic mortar]

Yeah gg ig

[peak herald]

don't get me wrong t10 CS fs

[grim wraith]

not out yet bro

[twilit fiber]

did it release?

[dim rock]

i mean it is 1 rank behind them

[twilit fiber]

oh

[tepid knot]

i heard ut oos cs is 1%

[scenic crypt]

its so ridiculous that they dont accept wio when it's been proven to be 100% accurate time after time 😭

[twilit fiber]

i withdrew my app yesterday

[sinful copper]

ye but oos gna make it worse lmao

[dim rock]

ong

[sinful copper]

can someone ping me when its out

[scenic crypt]

it stops being astrology when the correlation is 100%

[sinful copper]

preciate uuu

[grim wraith]

HARVARD OF YHE SOUTH VANDYYYY

[tepid knot]

lol

[toxic mortar]

Can I withdraw my ut app rn

[twilit fiber]

yea

[nimble zephyr]

Nope

[tepid knot]

what if u got wl

[twilit fiber]

i think so

[peak herald]

my ris date for last updated is stuck on yday

feiw

[twilit fiber]

i withdrew yesterday evening

[peak herald]

fwiw

[nimble zephyr]

The portal is locked

[scenic crypt]

why would you

[toxic mortar]

I dont even think they do wl

[peak herald]

idk if it means anything

[grim wraith]

why?

[dim rock]

everyone who gets denied can opt in for waitlist

[toxic mortar]

Cause I got into a better school and I am NOT going to ut

And I'm not tryna see if I got rejected

[tepid knot]

oh

[twilit fiber]

i withdrew because i wont be able to say "i didnt get rejected from a single school

[hoary herald]

HEYYYY GUYSSSS

[grim wraith]

just wait it out, you paid for it

[hoary herald]

good luck today :D

[sinful copper]

i lowk am gna go purdue or uchicago prolly atp, no other school wants my ass

[toxic mortar]

I didnt pay for it

[hoary herald]

you guys got this i believe!

[toxic mortar]

I have fee waiver

[tepid knot]

uchicago is fire

[grim wraith]

fair enough

[hoary herald]

and take care of yourselves!

[twilit fiber]

oh congrats on uchicago

[real patrol]

I’m basically rejecte

[grim wraith]

wait you got uchicago?

[sinful copper]

Yeah but they barely gave me any money and it's coming out like 420k just for college 😭😭

[gusty halo]

oh no i have to go to uchicago

[serene sparrow]

Bro uchicago is insane

[sinful copper]

Tyty congrats on vandy

[abstract osprey]

When does it come out if I may ask nicely

[grim wraith]

honestly going for the cheaper option makes sense

[twilit fiber]

whats ur major?

[sinful copper]

Business with finance concentration

[toxic mortar]

Holy

[iron rune]

why were some ppl saying cs is 1% acceptance rate here bruh

[sinful copper]

That's what I applied everywhere except Cornell

[twilit fiber]

go to uchicago bro

booth is really good

[kind monolith]

holy moly

[sinful copper]

400k bro

[nimble zephyr]

WE made it in

[iron rune]

I thought I could be more hopeful for cs oos but I guess I’m cs oos so

[deep jungle]

You got it bro

[twilit fiber]

when does it come out for yall

[sinful copper]

No clue

[toxic mortar]

No WE didnt

WE got fucking rejected

[dim rock]

40 minutes in theory

[brazen ether]

in an hour prob

[sinful copper]

bro I got waitlisted Vt and into uchcisgo idk what colleges even want

[dim rock]

Ur gonna get warned

speaking from experience

[twilit fiber]

oop

srry

[sinful copper]

No clue what that is

[twilit fiber]

are u in state

[dry tundra]

no portal astro

u will get mutted

[tepid knot]

sorry

mb

[serene sparrow]

Obv yield😭

Vt is not allat💔

[sleek ermine]

yall know what time ut might come out?

[dim rock]

4:30 in theory

[sinful copper]

Fr bruh rejected UVA tho but tha ts intl problems

[tepid knot]

between 4 and 4:30 cst ive heard

[twilit fiber]

i got deferred/rejected everywhere except for uva and vanderbilt

lmao

[deep jungle]

Oos what did I expect lmao

[serene sparrow]

Damn

[tepid knot]

bro vanderblit is tuff

[serene sparrow]

Im in state and got deferred uva but got in vt

[sinful copper]

Vandy tho 🥵🥵

[peak herald]

probably abt to be my first real rejection 😞

[tepid knot]

vt has some good ass majors icl

[deep jungle]

Aren’t you in state?

[twilit fiber]

im premed and it's kinda heavy in terms of tuition but i just really wanna go for the experience

[sinful copper]

I got waitlisted and rejected in state intl

Wtv

[peak herald]

Noo im OOS

[tepid knot]

i havent got a rejection yet

[deep jungle]

Same

[serene sparrow]

Yeah im eng so def considering it

[twilit fiber]

vandy has an 80% med school placement rate which is wild

[peak herald]

idk what possessed me to apply CS

[tepid knot]

hopefully can continue streak tdy

[sinful copper]

I wanted Umich Ross but straight up rejected

[tepid knot]

yea

[peak herald]

but I wouldn't go there if not for CS

[twilit fiber]

in ea?

[nimble zephyr]

Does Ut even read the apps

[twilit fiber]

they reject?

[sinful copper]

I feel like everyone who EDs Wharton and ross and doesn't get in, ED2 to stern lmao

[dim rock]

bro what 💀

[sinful copper]

Yeah

[twilit fiber]

wtf

i thought everyone got deferred or accepted

how much percent got deferred?

[sinful copper]

I did Ross

[patent phoenix]

a lot

[real patrol]

Anyone know if they’re out

[sinful copper]

Everything else was defer

[twilit fiber]

ohh

[sinful copper]

They rarely defer ross

[twilit fiber]

i got deferred from

[patent phoenix]

mostly deferred and some rejects

[sinful copper]

I think

[gusty halo]

we’ll ping when they are

[dim rock]

not yet

[twilit fiber]

cornell, usc, umich, ut, gt, case western, uchicago

admitted pitt honors, uva, vanderbilt

[sinful copper]

Rn it's js Purdue honors with 2 years free and uchicsgo almost full for me

Defered/WL from stern VT

[peak herald]

just??

that's beautiful

[sinful copper]

And rejected from mich and UF

[kind monolith]

lowkey Purdue may just be the optimal backup option now

[twilit fiber]

u did stern ed2?

[sinful copper]

Ye

[peak herald]

uchi is goated

[twilit fiber]

u got into uchicag ea?

[real patrol]

Likewise

[sinful copper]

Ye

[twilit fiber]

bruh

wtf

no way bro

[sinful copper]

BUT MY UCHICSGO ESSAY

[real patrol]

Purdue is my backup too ig

[twilit fiber]

bruh uchicago ea is like 1%

[sinful copper]

ONG I BELIEGE ILL NEVER WRITE BETTER THAN THAT EDSAY

[twilit fiber]

it's impossible unless they're 100% sure u'llcommit bc they're huge on yield

[lament hull]

chicago came out

[deep jungle]

I think I got cooked by SDs

[sinful copper]

bro my uninvent essay was on stryrofoam

And my video essay was peak

[split niche]

Did this one come out yet

[dry tundra]

Not yet 😞

[sinful copper]

Nah

[dim rock]

no

[twilit fiber]

bruh

uchi ea is kinda cracked ngl

[kind monolith]

Did JHU come out js now

[sinful copper]

It was lowk tuff

[sinful copper]

Ye

[twilit fiber]

u have a good chance at ivy in rd

if u got uchi in ea

[sinful copper]

It came out 4:30 I think

[kind monolith]

Ahhhh, I saw some ppl tweaking out that’s why

[dim rock]

chance me for ivy

[sinful copper]

I only did Cornell and brown seriously, Harvard I applied as a joke 😭😭

I was shooting from the moon when I finished harvard

[twilit fiber]

bro ts random asf

ngl

[sinful copper]

I did get an interview tho

[kind monolith]

Is Purdue good for math?

[sinful copper]

In person at sbux

[twilit fiber]

im just happy asf vandy accepted me tho

it's like 8% in ed2 so if they deferred me i wouldve been cooked in rd

cuz rd was 3% last year

[kind monolith]

Congrats dude

[nimble zephyr]

Results out..?

[twilit fiber]

yeah man i cant believe im done w apps

[dim rock]

no

[real patrol]

T20

[dim rock]

u finna get slimed if u mention portal astro here

[kind monolith]

I see

[twilit fiber]

did bro

just get banned

[real patrol]

But I wanna start a business and Purdue is genuinely dog water for that

[twilit fiber]

💀

[sinful copper]

bro no offense to Harvard, but their interviewees r so ass

[fringe kite]

wait why

[kind monolith]

A&M?

[fringe kite]

what i do bro 😭

[twilit fiber]

it's against the rules

[fringe kite]

sht my fauy

i didnt know

[sinful copper]

Bro colleges lowk don't make sense

Tell me why uchi EA was accepted but UVA ED rejected

[brazen ether]

holistic for a reason

[sinful copper]

And stern ED rejected

[twilit fiber]

bruh

u did uva ed?

[sinful copper]

Ye

[twilit fiber]

wtf

no fking way bro

[sinful copper]

In state and I can transfer easily after 2 year

[dim rock]

oh so im cooked

[sinful copper]

Low price bro

[twilit fiber]

how did u get into uchicago ea and not get uva ed bruh

wtf

[dim rock]

i did rd to stern i mine as well pack it up

[deep jungle]

So random

[sinful copper]

Intl applicant is my only possible explanation bro deadass

[twilit fiber]

bruh

crazy ass results

[sinful copper]

Boy ur in UT already chilll

[kind monolith]

college apps are genuinely more and more random this year

[twilit fiber]

i thought my decisions were weird asf

[dim rock]

ok but stern tho has some aura

[sinful copper]

bro my school is such a feeder

Tell me why we have 3 REAs into Harvard

And 3 into UPENN

[kind monolith]

if I get fried by UT I’ll actually laugh bc I’ve gotten into more oos schools than instate

[sinful copper]

fr

[dusty rampart]

bro what do this mean

[gusty halo]

sometimes that do be the reality not much we can do about it

[dusty rampart]

my hb shit blank

[dim rock]

congrats, thats all i can say

[gusty halo]

i’m in the same boat as you

[grim wraith]

jesus christ we have never gotten a single person into UT austin, nor any ivies

[sinful copper]

Nice congrats bud

[grim wraith]

is this LASSO

[dusty rampart]

Yes

[real patrol]

Same

[twilit fiber]

idt that means anything

[real patrol]

Is it out

[dusty rampart]

I blurred my info

[grim wraith]

Did yall get an email about filling out lasso?

[scenic crypt]

congrats!!!

[sinful copper]

fr bro I know like 10+ kids on a name basis going to Harvard from my county

[dusty rampart]

Nope

[real patrol]

Yeah

[dim rock]

no

[twilit fiber]

ohh

[real patrol]

What tf it mean

[twilit fiber]

it says freshman

wtf

[grim wraith]

oh okay

[dusty rampart]

Didn’t fill out anything ngl

[grim wraith]

same

[dusty rampart]

didn’t even apply cola

[twilit fiber]

are u oos

or instate

[dusty rampart]

No instate not even top 25%

Good ecs decent sat

3.9 gpa

[dim rock]

good job bro

[dusty rampart]

idk bruh i’m actually tweaking

[sinful copper]

ion even know how u got there

[dusty rampart]

Ay bruh pipe down i got uiuc and purdue

[twilit fiber]

im buying a ps5

[dusty rampart]

u haven’t seen my app either

[sinful copper]

no like

[dusty rampart]

u never know

[sinful copper]

the website bro

[twilit fiber]

to celebrate end of college apps

[sinful copper]

😭

[dusty rampart]

oh nvm

[sinful copper]

like mine js says mystatus locked

[dim rock]

dm

[real patrol]

WHEN ARE THEY RELEASING ACTUAL DECISIONS

[nimble zephyr]

Where do you see this

[dim rock]

4:30 bro for the 5th time

[gusty halo]

5:30 EST

[dusty rampart]

Pinto carver portal

lasso

[real patrol]

Is this official?

[dim rock]

no

speculatory

but highly likely

[real patrol]

I’m sorry I’m Lowk tweaking so badly

[twilit fiber]

bro

my laptop

is da tweakng

[dusty rampart]

how sure are you

[surreal bear]

lol what is it 4:30 or 5:30

[dusty rampart]

fuck bro i’ll know soon anyways but still

[twilit fiber]

wait can i dm u rq

[dim rock]

Ill withdraw my app if u dont get in

[dusty rampart]

Sure

Let’s run dat

[sinful copper]

where in there

[dusty rampart]

The portal

scroll

[dim rock]

ok and if u do get in what do i get

[lament hull]

worst comment mathematically possible

[dusty rampart]

i’ll withdraw purdue and uiuc

and my uc app

Bc i’m committed 😂

[peak herald]

how do u get to this like what link is this

[kind monolith]

😭😭😭

[twilit fiber]

oh where?

[twilit fiber]

dang u have 7 A?

[peak herald]

is this for Texans only

[twilit fiber]

i have 7D 3 A lmao

[nimble zephyr]

Wait if I didn’t do the essay would it still show up?

[dusty rampart]

https://liberalarts.utexas.edu/lahonors/scholarships/the-pinto-carver-essay-contest.html

[sinful copper]

yeah ggs boys

[dusty rampart]

Click the link scroll down

click on dat

[twilit fiber]

bro just go to uchicago

[gusty halo]

Did we or did we not just warn literally everyone here for portal astro

[sinful copper]

maybe

[old lark]

i dont have that but i have wio and ris idt it means anything

[nimble zephyr]

Lord

[brazen ether]

no fun in decisions then

[dusty rampart]

alr lol

[gusty halo]

I don’t make the rules sorry

Take it up with carly

[twilit fiber]

lowk ut is the only school where portal astrology worked

[serene sparrow]

Out yet?

[dim rock]

need to make UT exempt for next year

[tepid knot]

what is this

[sinful copper]

boys do we think i got rejected or WL

[twilit fiber]

im not even discussing astro rn btw

but it just worked

thats all im saying

[old lark]

ahaan u did not

[dim rock]

are u in state

[gusty halo]

then talk to her about it next year

[tepid knot]

where did u find this

[real patrol]

They’re out according to my friends???

Can you verify

[gusty halo]

I did not apply

[compact heron]

nah

[real patrol]

Nevermind he’s trolling

[dim rock]

They are out if u rely on portal astro

[dry tundra]

no email

[real patrol]

Fuck this

[compact heron]

not out yet lol

[tepid knot]

bro why didnt they give us a set time when it would release by

[lament hull]

gl guys

[grim wraith]

empty for me asw but other stuff updated

[tepid knot]

they're genuinely edging us

[dim rock]

cause they cant get their shit together

[grim wraith]

like financial info ifywim

[gusty halo]

publics often don’t due to high volume

[dusty rampart]

yeah bruh i did summer term tho

[serene sparrow]

Deadass 🤣

[tepid knot]

wait how did they handle the mass deferrals and loci

[dusty rampart]

i didn’t apply fall

[lament hull]

cuz ut admissions is garbage

[kind monolith]

After the disaster that was Uiuc, lowk hoping the website doesn’t crash

[serene sparrow]

The ea shit was genuinely ridiculous

[tepid knot]

lol

uiuc needs to accept more cs mfs to fix their shi

[sinful copper]

idk what other stuff is

[grim wraith]

wait can you get deffered from this round to march? I heard that could happen

[dim rock]

"ugh we still have 20,000 ea apps to read, lets just defer them"

[lament hull]

top 5 cs school and that happened to them btw

😭

[grim wraith]

stuff i cant talk about here ifywim

[sinful copper]

nah

[kind monolith]

Why’d ut even doing ea bruh istg

[peak herald]

UIUC was crazy

[serene sparrow]

#4 ranked cs school cant make a website that dont crash✌️

[gusty halo]

that’s what happened to mich ED too 💀

[peak herald]

also I hate that they js flash you

[lament hull]

fr

[peak herald]

would rather they give u a status update

and view decision

[tepid knot]

but how did ut handle rd and ea apps in less time if they couldnt get their shi together for ea decisions

[tepid knot]

ik

[serene sparrow]

EXACTLY BRO

[grim wraith]

are you intl or oos, is there a big diff between them?

[gusty halo]

dont even with the UW portal either

[serene sparrow]

I was so confused

[tepid knot]

do they give an official letter?

[peak herald]

I didn't get to film a reaction video brah

yeah they do give an official letter

only if u get accepted tho

[tepid knot]

oh nice

fair

[dry tundra]

@gusty halo can u @ everyone when its out imma go study

[sinful copper]

intl applicant but live oos but im being considered intl

shi too hectic

[gusty halo]

yeah i’m about to board a plane but i think kafky will

[elder solar]

out or no?

[tepid knot]

no

[gusty halo]

no

[lament hull]

no

[dim rock]

give me @ everyone perms ill do it

[grim wraith]

okay im intl too

[tepid knot]

how's the vibe at ut if anyone is a current student there?

[dim rock]

bro the vibe is immaculate

[gusty halo]

1 week on the job and ive already sold my perms

[real patrol]

Why can’t ut be as good as Purdue

[grim wraith]

u a senior asw?

[real patrol]

Purdue released everything on time

[sinful copper]

aint purdue like 24th for finance

[tepid knot]

when does purdue rd come out for eng/ai?

[dim rock]

nah i hate purdue, they did acceptance first and deferrers/rejects 30 mins after

[serene sparrow]

Rolling

[tepid knot]

ic

[grim wraith]

purdue is great, they have the mitch daniels thing

[gusty halo]

yes

[grim wraith]

Ayy good luck to you

[tepid knot]

man i should have applied ea to state schools

[lament hull]

good luck guys

[obtuse raft]

Is it out yet ??

[tepid knot]

but i did all rd lmao

[sinful copper]

ye i got in that with 50% scholarship and the honors college

[elder solar]

when its out

[tepid knot]

nooooo

[gusty halo]

oh i didnt apply ut haha im a public policy major (if you couldnt tell)

[tepid knot]

4:30 pm cst

[dim rock]

17 mins

[elder solar]

mk

[obtuse raft]

Broo how much longer

[grim wraith]

i did public policy somewhere lol

[serene sparrow]

I did the opposite and js got deferred from everything 😭✌️

[obtuse raft]

Confirmed ???

[tepid knot]

lmao

[tepid knot]

no

estimated

[elder solar]

lwk might be a bad move to do eas 💀

[obtuse raft]

Oh lol

[elder solar]

u just get less time to do the app

[obtuse raft]

Where did u see

[elder solar]

😭

[tepid knot]

bro i did ut app in 3 hrs

[gusty halo]

nah i did 7 EAs its method lowkey

[tepid knot]

it cannot be worse than my situation

[serene sparrow]

Yeah i realized a bit late 😭

[nimble zephyr]

Portal Astrology

[meager fog]

are decisions out

[sinful copper]

same except for 2 lucky ahh ones, got rejected/WL from my EDs as well

[elder solar]

same but all deferals xd

[sinful copper]

nah

[grim wraith]

yeah did you have to write an essay for purds?

[dusty rampart]

@dim rock Bro r u serious bout it

[grim wraith]

the honors

[dim rock]

same i did it in the PCL 😜

[elder solar]

I spend 1002 hours on my ut ap vro

[sinful copper]

ye it was lowk a mid essay

[tepid knot]

crazy

[sinful copper]

i was lowk treating purdue as a half-safety 😭

[tepid knot]

ut had sum straight forward essays icl

[lament hull]

js wait bro

[dusty rampart]

Fine

[nimble zephyr]

Could be a good sign tho

[grim wraith]

yeah okay i didnt do the honors application if it was seperste, lol. I got in for mitch daniels too

[dusty rampart]

u right ima js do my cardio call it a day

[serene sparrow]

Yeah i mean I got into 3/4 targets but 0/6 reach so far except 1 rejection so still hope 🙏

[dim rock]

it is a very very very good sign in fact

[meager fog]

i love university of austin at texas

[deep jungle]

Alright time to wait 15 minutes for reject

😭

[lament hull]

bro you got gt

[tepid knot]

u never know man

[lament hull]

don’t worry lmao

[meager fog]

are decisions in 15 minutes

[dusty rampart]

Yeah ong

[grim wraith]

wrong mindset

[dim rock]

alright ur banned

[nimble zephyr]

What if it’s blank 😭

[real patrol]

University of doom despair and chudness

[grim wraith]

yall need to minimise cortisol

[tepid knot]

if ut portal crashes, i will crash out on them

[deep jungle]

Ok clav

[meager fog]

:(

[nimble zephyr]

Frame mogged

[lament hull]

matt I love you

[grim wraith]

clav at asu was fun

[lament hull]

❤️‍🩹

[sinful copper]

its like 1/3 reaches for me, and everything else except purdue cooked me, UVA is smwhere between a target and reach icl

[meager fog]

hook…. uhm… at least 2 of em?

[real patrol]

What is clav

[serene sparrow]

What's ur major?

[grim wraith]

clavicle

[sinful copper]

Businenss with conc. in fin

[peak herald]

I js wanna get into UT so I can wear their merch without feeling stupid ❤️

Won't even go if I get in tbh 😭

[real patrol]

The ones on your torso??

[kind monolith]

IF UT REJECTS ME: shit skool
IF UT ACCEPTS ME: aura skool

[real patrol]

Basically

[grim wraith]

the dude

[serene sparrow]

Bro uva is amazing for u then

[real patrol]

Huh

[twilit fiber]

GUYS

[dim rock]

every a&m student ever:

[lament hull]

aren’t u instate tho??

[twilit fiber]

IM GETTING A PS5

[sinful copper]

yeah but igot rejected ED bro

[twilit fiber]

WOOOHOOOO

[sinful copper]

tuff

[gusty halo]

will you all get mad at me if i say i’m an arkansas fan

[grim wraith]

w mans

[twilit fiber]

TIME TO PLAY FIFA

[serene sparrow]

Oh I thought u meant u got in mb😭😭

[compact heron]

fifa is tough

[kind monolith]

ya I can still get fried by them

[lament hull]

fifa is

[ashen dagger]

they’ll get more mad if you say oklahoma

[sinful copper]

nah lmao

[lament hull]

aren’t u top 5 percent tho

😭

[tepid knot]

lk best thing abt ut is the culture

its not js a purely academic school

[real patrol]

Arkansas should be annexed by the USA

[gusty halo]

very true LMAO but we can all agree to hate bama and ole miss

[dim rock]

good luck yall 😭

who tryna be my roomate in dobie 21

[kind monolith]

Thank god I’m atleast not A&M bound, my parents said they can let me commit to Purdue if I don’t get in anywhere else

[real patrol]

I just wanna be in Austin

[meager fog]

you should go here……. we have uhm… turning point usa and uhm jim davis

[sinful copper]

so far for me
Purdue and Uchi- accepted
WL - Stern and VT
Rejected - Ross, UF, UVA

[kind monolith]

It’s possible that I can not get my major and get a liberal arts major

[sinful copper]

oh and upitt honors accepted me but be so fr

[lament hull]

oh

[lament hull]

UF??

damn bruh

[real patrol]

So far
Accepted to Purdue Bing Rutgers UTD and Michigan state

[sinful copper]

UF hates their intl app fr

[sinful copper]

tuff

[dim rock]

God damn, rejected from UF but into Chi is crazy. i got deferred from UF hopefully ill get in

[sinful copper]

bro my UF essay was so bad

cause i wrote it with a fever after a national mun conf

[dim rock]

same 😭

[grim wraith]

So far for me:
Purdue, UMN - accepted
UIUC, Brown - rejected

[lament hull]

Purdue,UMD,FSU,CU BOULSER, Ohio state, umass, virginia tech

waiting on uf wisc and Washington

[sinful copper]

i lowk will take kelley over uchi if i get into business and they give me hella moneyy

[grim wraith]

are we all purdue admits lol

[lament hull]

pretty much yea

[dim rock]

im a Purdue reject 🥀

[grim wraith]

mccombs better

[lament hull]

bro whattt

yea

[grim wraith]

mccombs mogs bro

[sinful copper]

anything but UT ahh text

[real patrol]

Infinitely

[gusty halo]

georgetown, american, u of t, umass amherst, fordham, university of arkansas, neu

no purdue 🥀

[vapid cargo]

does indiana normally give any OOS/Intl people money? not much from what i've seen

[lament hull]

ong

[dim rock]

i applied for their flight major thats why

[lament hull]

oh

[dim rock]

and no backup

[meager fog]

mccombs is so evil and soulless. you walk by it and it’s just an aura of sadness misery and corporate despair

[sinful copper]

they do for merit not fin aid alot

[grim wraith]

you got into GU? Ayyyyy w mans

[vapid cargo]

even the merit ones i've seen are super low

[sinful copper]

starting salary is in the 6 figures so ill take it lmao

[grim wraith]

wharton of the south

[real patrol]

So send the pain below

[lament hull]

umassayy

[real patrol]

Much like suffocating

[meager fog]

what’s that one gif where it’s like they get rid of the light bulb and then give them a diploma

[lament hull]

umass cs for me ❤️‍🩹

[gusty halo]

i lowk applied to a less selective program

[sinful copper]

my ass is getting REJECTED from upenn rd

[meager fog]

that’s mccombs

[grim wraith]

doesnt matter bro celebrate the Ws

[gusty halo]

ripp im instate for umass and not cs so

[nimble zephyr]

[lament hull]

o

take the win tho

[meager fog]

im businessmajorphobic

[river nexus]

is ts out or what

[grim wraith]

bro the dumbest people i know are at UMass

[peak herald]

UMass is so generous w scholarships

[woeful flame]

if u didnt apply for scholarships will it still show if u got in or not

[gusty halo]

🤝

[grim wraith]

Unfortunately not bofle

[dim rock]

for any business students out there mccombs is currently being rebuilt and its gonna have even more aura

[lament hull]

lmao