Columbia University (2025-2026)

[drowsy gulch]

Columbiamobile >>>

Best term for it

[glossy cedar]

yess

[drowsy gulch]

Also today has been really great lol

[glossy cedar]

they have OUR acceptance letters

[drowsy gulch]

Yes

[glossy cedar]

ima try to get my work done before 7

bc im not gonna be able to do anything after lol

[drowsy gulch]

Well yeah

You’ll be too happy!

[glossy cedar]

yes!!!!

affirm

[drowsy gulch]

We’re class of 2030

So much good stuff has happened today and more is going to happen for all of us trust <3

I’m happypilled

I’m joymaxxing

[raven parcel]

us enjoymentcels together <3

[faint elm]

anyone put youtubers in their columbia list prompt?

[trail heart]

yah sure

[trail heart]

yas

[indigo gulch]

yas half as interesting LOLZ

[untold ore]

yes

[glossy cedar]

i shouldve put veritasium and ochem tutor

[untold ore]

3blue1brown 🔥

[drowsy gulch]

2 hours and eight minutes!

[faint elm]

is it bad that more than half my list are youtubers 😭

[celest ocean]

did you add vocaloid to your list

[glossy cedar]

more than half of my list is music

[celest ocean]

well how many YouTubers did you put

[glossy cedar]

LOL

actually a bit less than half

[untold ore]

wowow

i already set up the co30 server

[faint elm]

7

[untold ore]

excited to populate it

[drowsy gulch]

Hopefully I can join

[faint elm]

i dont know some of the things on my list are like kind of problematic

[celest ocean]

maybe they’ll search something up

😭

[void moth]

wait ill jus show my list

[untold ore]

i think thats ok? theres plenty of classics that are banned books/contreversial for whatever reason

[void moth]

i put down video games and youtbuers

[autumn minnow]

can i join lub

[faint elm]

i see

[untold ore]

and i think reading contreversial books are important as well

[autumn minnow]

yes

[autumn minnow]

yes

[faint elm]

i wonder how they evaluate the lists tbh

[celest ocean]

how controversial

[untold ore]

ofc ill give u admin

[faint elm]

would they really take the time to search up every thing

[void moth]

yeah wait what did u put 😭

[untold ore]

no

they def dont have the time for allthat

[faint elm]

have you ever played NGO

[raven parcel]

two hours 🫩

[void moth]

what is that

[celest ocean]

i have played it

[faint elm]

basically i have like

psych horror games masked as dating sims

[autumn minnow]

i love u

[faint elm]

😭

[drowsy gulch]

I put Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet on lol

[celest ocean]

what dating sims

[faint elm]

ddlc

[drowsy gulch]

It’s a podcast where they read bad reviews

[void moth]

yeah sure i put down sweet pool on mine … /j

[drowsy gulch]

lol

[faint elm]

thats a cool name

[celest ocean]

AMOURU WHAT

😭😭

[void moth]

do I need to bold the j

im jus wondering why u would put one of those games on there

[celest ocean]

IM KIDDING

😭

[faint elm]

unironically would

its ok ill yolo

[void moth]

did u ed??

[faint elm]

nope'

[drowsy gulch]

Should have

You could freak out with us rn

[untold ore]

thats cool

[drowsy gulch]

Join the terror puddle

[faint elm]

this could mean two things

[untold ore]

lowkey the aos admitted some freaked out (positive connotation) people last year

i think youll be fine

LOL

[faint elm]

okkk

[raven parcel]

waiting for my bus home in front of a strip club… maybe worth a visit to kill time

[drowsy gulch]

We’re joymaxxing in the terror puddle

[celest ocean]

so I can put dating sims on my list 💀💀

[faint elm]

what else did you put lmfao

[celest ocean]

how so

[drowsy gulch]

I didn’t bc I’ve never played one lol

[indigo gulch]

I woke up at 545am and now I'm gonna go eat breakfast

[celest ocean]

books, websites, film/tv, theatre (plays), music

[faint elm]

might put music too honestly

[indigo gulch]

omg what plays did you put lolz!

[raven parcel]

put two bands i liked on there

[indigo gulch]

I put arcardia by tom stoppard and cooling off day by alfian sa'at 🙏 my tastes are very interesting

[raven parcel]

oo ive heard good things about arcadia!

[celest ocean]

Not the guoba pfp

[drowsy gulch]

I’m literally freaking out lol

[celest ocean]

😭😭

[indigo gulch]

that was a decision... I made 4 years ago...

I don't even play genshin it's just that my friends play it and I found guoba cute

[celest ocean]

😭😭

[indigo gulch]

righttt

[celest ocean]

my mom is making me drink something with ginger in it and it tastes horrible

[drowsy gulch]

But ginger is good!

I think I’ve joymaxxed too much and now I think I’m cooked lol

[celest ocean]

one time my conditioner had ginger in it and it accidentally got into my mouth

[drowsy gulch]

Was it good?

[celest ocean]

no it was awful

[drowsy gulch]

😭

[drowsy gulch]

Chat, I think I’m cooked lol

[faint elm]

wow i thought my list was gonna be empty af but i filled mine up like really fast

[drowsy gulch]

Have fun at Columbia everyone lol

[indigo gulch]

we be breakfasting

[drowsy gulch]

Nice

[faint elm]

really dark milk tea

[drowsy gulch]

Yeah

[indigo gulch]

it's coffee

[faint elm]

oh..

[indigo gulch]

ahahaha

[drowsy gulch]

Did you add food coloring to your tea?

[drowsy gulch]

smh

[indigo gulch]

Thai milk tea does though! sg/my milk tea doesnt

bc it's just black tea + evaporated milk + condensed milk

I Think

[celest ocean]

It’s night here

💔💔

[indigo gulch]

I'm in 17 Dec!

[celest ocean]

It’s 5:11 PM here 😭

[indigo gulch]

it's 6.11am my time lol

Chilling with my toast and coffee so I keep out the thoughts

[drowsy gulch]

It’s 2:12

[faint elm]

did you ed?

[celest ocean]

I’m doing RD

[faint elm]

oh wait ed is today right

good luck guys

[drowsy gulch]

I need it lol

I’m going to do blood sacrifice when I get home lol

I think I really overuse the term lol

I won’t stop

[faint elm]

did yall categorize your list with titles

or would the format look weird

[drowsy gulch]

Less than 2 hours

An hour and 42 minutes

[autumn minnow]

yep

Tuesday, December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM PST

[void moth]

bruh i jus got rejected from nsliy 🤦‍♂️

please i can’t do two rejections in one day🤬

[autumn minnow]

you wont

[drowsy gulch]

You won’t

We’re going together trust

[autumn minnow]

yep

[drowsy gulch]

We’re all getting in

[autumn minnow]

true

[olive wind]

hi

[untold ore]

omg hi

[drowsy gulch]

Hi

Are you ED

[autumn minnow]

good luck

[drowsy gulch]

If so join the joymaxxers

[olive wind]

kms

[olive wind]

i wish i didnt ED anywhere i fear

[drowsy gulch]

Don’t do that before you get your acceptance letter

[drowsy gulch]

It’s ok

[autumn minnow]

the davis cow will be here for you

[untold ore]

i hope you get deferred miyu 😞

[drowsy gulch]

Joymaxx regardless

[untold ore]

if u do get in though ill columbiapill you

[olive wind]

LMAOOO

nah id def be super happy w columbia

[autumn minnow]

always time to hit withdraw

[drowsy gulch]

I’m already columbiapilled

[olive wind]

but i wont be sad if i get rejected

js annoyed abt rd

[untold ore]

yeahhh this is totally fair

well regardless let us know how it goes : D

[olive wind]

ofc!!

fjdaslfjskagljraslfkjeaskf

[untold ore]

congrats or sorry for your loss whichever one it is

[potent rampart]

heyy everybody!!

how are my ed warriors doing?

[drowsy gulch]

Hiii!

[drowsy gulch]

Joymaxxing

[untold ore]

hi

[potent rampart]

😂

chill guys

uve got this

and if u dont get in their loss

[drowsy gulch]

Tysm I can’t wait for my acceptance in 1 hour and 26 minutes

[potent rampart]

manifesting for u 🕯️

[drowsy gulch]

Are you going or no

After your gap year

I’m so excited lol

[astral river]

When is results

[untold ore]

1 hour and 17 min

[astral river]

Cst?

[glossy cedar]

Same for all time zones

[potent rampart]

me? I'm applying to Barnard so if a miracle happens yes haha

[frank crest]

I’m supposed to be studying for midterm tomorrow but instead I’m worrying over this decision 😭

[drowsy gulch]

I believe in you

[ionic remnant]

good luck everyone!

[autumn minnow]

everything works out gang :)

[drowsy gulch]

We’re all getting in trust

[void moth]

im jus not ready

[autumn minnow]

you don't have to open it when you get it

[void moth]

this is true...

[autumn minnow]

i took a little while

zero harm

not knowing is quite blissful

[void moth]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrp1V69P/ this is what’s getting me through it

like yeah im the nervous reindeer

[celest ocean]

59 minutes

[glossy cedar]

Yea I’m prob not even gonna be able to open it at 7

Gotta finish my workout take a dump and shower

[celest ocean]

Take a dump 😭😭

[glossy cedar]

Stress dump

It’s inevitable

[raven parcel]

yall know jon bois? he dropped a documentary yesterday im watching that to kill this hour lol

50 minutes ish it should be okay

[worldly trench]

goodluckkkk

[candid lynx]

hi

do they come out at 7?

[potent rampart]

tysm :)

gl again!!

[elder quiver]

im so nervous 😭 im trying to expect a rejection to cope with the stress lol

[fast parcel]

Good luck gang

[elder quiver]

my mom has high expectations which is stressing me out 😔

[drowsy gulch]

We can be not ready together. We got this. 50 minutes and counting

You’ll get in

I believe in you

[exotic lantern]

no you do not 😭 i'm pretty sure a time is better than no time

[drowsy gulch]

40 minutes!

We’ve got this!

I’ll be happy if any of us get in

Fortunately we all will <3

[untold ore]

make sure to have ur volume up when ur opening the decision 😄

[glossy cedar]

resting heartrate has been at like 120-130 for the past 15 mins

its getting real now 😭

[drowsy gulch]

Twinsies lol

If I get rejected, it will feel like I didn’t lose anything, bc it still doesn’t feel real to me

But if I get accepted it will actually be real

[celest ocean]

the video

[drowsy gulch]

And idk how to deal with that

[glossy cedar]

yea i feel this

although i still have rd essays to write

omgg gmit is out in 5 minuts

praying for my friend

[drowsy gulch]

I wish them luck

[void moth]

same

[drowsy gulch]

We’ve got this dw

[frosty steppe]

MIT IS outt

[glossy cedar]

wait really???

[drowsy gulch]

I didn’t apply there lol

[glossy cedar]

thought it was at 28

[frosty steppe]

theyre all scrambling in the thread omg

[glossy cedar]

yea same

[drowsy gulch]

35 minutes

A bit more than half an hour

[untold ore]

yep its out

[untold ore]

they always do it a smidge early

[drowsy gulch]

What is

MIT?

[void moth]

yeah mit dw

[drowsy gulch]

How did you know that I checked my email?

Are you in my walls?

[void moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-eyes-emoji-let's-take-a-look-gif-16800462008013598153

[drowsy gulch]

Me in my inbox waiting for my admission letter

[elder quiver]

who up watching MIT reactions lowkey

i love lurking !!!

[drowsy gulch]

Where do I watch those?

Ohh

I’ll check it out

[elder quiver]

the mit thread

[frosty steppe]

ME BRO I

[keen briar]

hmm

[frosty steppe]

2 accepted 14 deffered...

[drowsy gulch]

I’m watching

[frosty steppe]

im watching them all scramble

[fading sparrow]

real

that will be us soon

[elder quiver]

help how are they all getting deferred

no rejections is insane

[drowsy gulch]

Insane

[frosty steppe]

mit doesnt reject

[drowsy gulch]

Ok I’m gonna go pray for a few minutes lol

[frosty steppe]

do they>

[elder quiver]

it will ..,

[frosty steppe]

ok same

[elder quiver]

someone said someone in a diff server got rejected

[untold ore]

mit

[elder quiver]

imagine actually getting into columbia thatd be so insane

[untold ore]

dont imagine

simply live it

[elder quiver]

fingers CROSSED

[untold ore]

wow im nervous idk why

[elder quiver]

all i could think about today at school was columbia

i wanna study in butler library so baddd 😭

[untold ore]

im not even the one getting a decision 💀

bruh i thought they were gonna make a deicison on the 20% increase by now

is it a no

[elder quiver]

empath moment !!

[untold ore]

i hope its a no

PLEASEEEEE I WANT MORE SPACE IN THE LIBRARIES

[fading sparrow]

probably issues with the student council vote

[indigo gulch]

wouldn’t be when ed release AHAHA

at the same time I mean

[fast parcel]

Everyone in this chat will get in trust

[dull adder]

i woke up too early 😭

[indigo gulch]

Me too I woke up at 5.45am today

time for breakfast?

[elder quiver]

i tried sleeping until they release… thats not gonna happen

[dull adder]

yesss

when breakfast ends it's probably results time

[elder quiver]

I JUST REMEMBERED im also applying to barnard so i might hopefully get a 2nd chance

[void moth]

good luck to my international friends

u all need it most

[elder quiver]

true true

[fading sparrow]

this is how i felt 15 min ago

[drowsy gulch]

I did Aledtva lol

There’s nothing else I can do

I’ve done all I can

What happens happens

[keen briar]

are the only options accepted deferred rejected

making sure they dont do anything funky

[elder quiver]

yeah

[glossy cedar]

damn it i showered too quickly

now i gotta wait 😭

[keen briar]

shower again

[untold ore]

theres a secret fourth option called egg bomb where they pu to your house and jessica marinaccio personally hands you six cartons of eggs

[void moth]

boy 😭

[glossy cedar]

doing this would erase my status as an engineering student

[snow root]

i got into baruch college

leagoooo

[keen briar]

i want to get dinner so hopefully these decisions release a few minutes early

[snow root]

im goin to college

[keen briar]

but i doubt thatll happen

[celest ocean]

I can’t log into my cuny account

😭

[snow root]

for some reason i had that issue too

and the moment i told my friend and he tried it it worked

[drowsy gulch]

Ten more minutes

I feel so at peace

[untold ore]

bro everybody disappeared off ts

[drowsy gulch]

Yeah lol

[untold ore]

everyone went to touch grass

[keen briar]

theyll be back in 5

[pliant cobalt]

here but applying RD so no stress

[snow root]

touch snow

[keen briar]

smoke break or something

[snow root]

play with snow

[pliant cobalt]

almost done with the supps

[drowsy gulch]

I did that half an hour ago

I touched human blood lol

(Dw it was my blood offered as a sacrifice in exchange for admission)

[glossy cedar]

should do that rq

[tawny anchor]

U guys got this

[drowsy gulch]

Worked for AP compsci

I got a 5 lol

This is all of our acceptance emails on their way <3

[glossy cedar]

i got a 4 on csp but 5 on csa

collegeboard is weird bruh

[celest ocean]

i don't even remember the damn password

i didn't set up the multi factor authentication the first time so it locked me out

[snow root]

gg

[drowsy gulch]

I’ll be happy if any of us get in tbh

[untold ore]

okay well

good to you all

[glossy cedar]

same

[untold ore]

remember if u get in dm me

[drowsy gulch]

Ok I will

[untold ore]

i will send u guys a cool link

[elder quiver]

good luck everyone!!!

[untold ore]

and answer questions u may have

:D

[drowsy gulch]

We’ve got this

[indigo gulch]

good luck everyone!!

[drowsy gulch]

Six more minutes

[elder quiver]

im SHAKING

[drowsy gulch]

Same

[elder quiver]

literally

[glossy cedar]

5

[elder quiver]

at least we'll know

[bitter locust]

GOOD LUCKKKKKK

[tawny anchor]

you guys got this

[drowsy gulch]

We’ve got this

[pliant cobalt]

good luck

[untold ore]

WOOO

[frosty steppe]

virtually holding all yall hands

[fading sparrow]

we're ALL about to open up acceptances in 5

[untold ore]

absolutely

[void moth]

this is so cute im crying

[drowsy gulch]

We’re doing this together

And that’s better than doing it alone

[void moth]

did you know if you hover over a gif you can save it

[raven parcel]

longest 4 minutes ever

[void moth]

https://tenor.com/view/coquette-kawaii-cutecore-chiikawa-gif-12532990659153634957

[drowsy gulch]

Tysm I stole the gif from you

[untold ore]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-spin-seal-spinning-seal-swirl-seal-swirling-seal-circle-gif-13046315469741975259

[raven parcel]

im gonna scream

[void moth]

so favorite it so u dont have to have it as a video 😭

[snow root]

smb let us know if they drop early

[tawny anchor]

Take deep breaths guys

[glossy cedar]

idt they will

[void moth]

🥺

[glossy cedar]

hopefully portal doesnt crash lol

[elder quiver]

imagine if they delayed 😭

[glossy cedar]

i mean that only happens on ivy day right

[celest ocean]

Oh this is scary

[glossy cedar]

broooo

[tawny anchor]

usually

[proven cloak]

3Min

[raven parcel]

3 min

[untold ore]

sob emoji

please censor it

[tawny anchor]

it crashed on ivy day for me

[elder quiver]

at least i found out i got rejected early

[drowsy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/coquette-kawaii-cutecore-chiikawa-gif-12532990659153634957
this is all of us going to Columbia

[untold ore]

i*y day

[elder quiver]

believe me i checked the inspect element for columbia a million times

[signal rune]

HI GUYS GOOD LUCKKKKKKKKKK

[glossy cedar]

gonna move to my mac so i can record

[tawny anchor]

don’t discuss portal astro pls

[autumn minnow]

good luck all

[elder quiver]

im recording on my phone

[glossy cedar]

last message before 7 GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE I HOPE EVERYONE SUCCEEDS AT EVERYTHING

[untold ore]

thankfully it wasnt real im p sure

[drowsy gulch]

I’m refreshing my email

[vale finch]

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

[drowsy gulch]

I hope so to you

[untold ore]

good luck guys :D :D :D

[drowsy gulch]

Good luck!

[elder quiver]

yeah no it wasnt

[drowsy gulch]

We’re all in this together!

[frosty steppe]

good luck everyone!!!!

[drowsy gulch]

<3

[celest ocean]

are you guys getting in

[tawny anchor]

yeah

[autumn minnow]

@tawny anchor r u pinging

[untold ore]

blub blub

[valid plume]

good luck Columbus Ohio school!!

[tawny anchor]

ya

[drowsy gulch]

Yes

[glad sentinel]

omg hello!

[rough radish]

Wiggle has poll ready too

[untold ore]

good luck columbia college in chicago!

[autumn minnow]

okay sounds good

[untold ore]

holy army squad

[frosty steppe]

50 secs

[glad sentinel]

guys im praying for u guys but u have to pray for me in march

[tawny anchor]

team locked tf in

[drowsy gulch]

I will

[celest ocean]

a minute left

[valid plume]

Big day for the a2employed

[untold ore]

ofc

[autumn minnow]

a2unemployed

[lyric bobcat]

good luck all y'all

[keen briar]

do you think yoll get in

[autumn minnow]

is it out?

[tawny anchor]

is it out early

[glad sentinel]

one minute!

[untold ore]

is it out

[vale finch]

no

[untold ore]

huh

[vale finch]

nono

[untold ore]

OH LOL

LMFAOO

[tawny anchor]

20s

Js wait

[celest ocean]

manifestation

[untold ore]

owowowowowoww

[potent rampart]

keep calm everyone!!

[glad sentinel]

u guys stopped me calc study session!

[elder quiver]

we all getting accepted

[potent rampart]

i believe in u

[drowsy gulch]

We’re all getting in

[untold ore]

im so curious which of u will get in

[autumn minnow]

5 seconds

[drowsy gulch]

All of us

[signal rune]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-carey-christmas-merry-christmas-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-its-time-gif-8937953536637082786

[tawny anchor]

@everyone Columbia ED out! Vote in the poll :)

[autumn minnow]

all of them

[untold ore]

go time 👅

[vale finch]

yall got this

[untold ore]

bro

[glad sentinel]

tick tock

[celest ocean]

did anyone get in yet

[untold ore]

silence

[glad sentinel]

guys did we get in…

[tawny anchor]

girl

[hollow tide]

yoooo

[glad sentinel]

pls say yes…

[untold ore]

...

[tawny anchor]

let them open it for a sec

[signal rune]

😭

[valid plume]

tv show bro

[snow root]

rejected

[autumn minnow]

no matter what we are all proud of you!

[untold ore]

theyre watching the videos i swear

[snow root]

fuck

nooo

[untold ore]

:(

[glad sentinel]

🙁

[indigo gulch]

lol rejected

[untold ore]

:(

[hollow tide]

Oof

[untold ore]

its ok who wants a tiny ahh school anyways

[tawny anchor]

columbia is mid unfortunately though so take it as a sign

[celest ocean]

there's still hope!

[untold ore]

okay fire lets write a loci

[glossy cedar]

shittt deferred

[tawny anchor]

RETWEET

[drowsy gulch]

I got rejected

[untold ore]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tawny anchor]

not u jeni and youtiao

[untold ore]

not bad not bad

[elder quiver]

deferred ???

[rough radish]

For my deferred people you can always head to #1448830292482719914 for more advice too

[fading sparrow]

deferred

[autumn minnow]

me fr

[untold ore]

oh my gyatt

[fading sparrow]

Ugh.

[untold ore]

aw thanks

[autumn minnow]

everybody make sure to fill out the poll! #1400591549842063390 message

[glad sentinel]

omg why r they deferring everyone

[celest ocean]

why did raphilia come back again

[signal rune]

this BETTER not be another a2duke situation

[untold ore]

OKAY NOT BAD

are any of u ... accepted

[glossy cedar]

ay man tbh i was expecting to feel worse after

[rough radish]

MIT wasn’t too hot either today

[clever tide]

to watch people be happy and sad

[glossy cedar]

ig i dont feel that bad rn

[untold ore]

okay the acceptance video is pretty fire ngl so maybe theyre watching that

[celest ocean]

😭

[valid plume]

Crazy day

[untold ore]

no

[hollow tide]

They’re prolly freaking out

Rn

[glad sentinel]

no

[signal rune]

columbia tryna be performative like mit i see

[jovial finch]

I aint open it yet

opening at like 5

[autumn minnow]

take your time guys

[rough radish]

Holy patience I could never

[untold ore]

ts was NOT the easiest year to get into columbia ivyleagueroadmap

[clever tide]

guess they lied about the accepting 20% more thing

[autumn minnow]

if you get in dm @untold ore for the server

[untold ore]

they never confirmed it tbh so

[autumn minnow]

lol

[glad sentinel]

that was never confirmed…

[tawny anchor]

the only person i know that applied ed didn’t get in

[keen briar]

idt anybody will be dming gang

[untold ore]

they thought about it and idt they are???

[clever tide]

now we know they capped

[keen briar]

this isnt looking pretty lmao

[untold ore]

sob emoji

there is nobody accepted

wtf

[bitter locust]

anyone get in??

[autumn minnow]

bro

[potent rampart]

damn

[autumn minnow]

i have hope

[clever tide]

@red bluff ?

[ionic remnant]

this is rough

[tawny anchor]

no acceptances?? wow

[clever tide]

umm i forgor who else

[valid plume]

Ivyleagueroadmap PROPOGANDA

[untold ore]

bro

[autumn minnow]

i might need to hit the acceptance button

[pliant cobalt]

3/3 ivies have been bad

[glad sentinel]

its ok guys cause we all r gonna get into rd right

[potent rampart]

that guy is so rude to his commenters

[untold ore]

yeah legit its so cooked

[jovial finch]

wait did u guys get email from columbia or anything

[autumn minnow]

never listen to this guy

[potent rampart]

trust

[drowsy gulch]

No im not lol

[untold ore]

if u guys are deferred tho make sure to write a loci : D

[autumn minnow]

this guy is never onto anything

[tawny anchor]

hopefully yale and brown tomorrow have some good news?

[untold ore]

wdym what email

[bitter locust]

no acceptances?

[autumn minnow]

the two better schools

[stuck fox]

acc?

[autumn minnow]

yes

[bitter locust]

🙏

[untold ore]

oh my god holy cooked

[glad sentinel]

dont listen to him pls

[clever tide]

so did no one ed columbia or are they just celebrating

[autumn minnow]

why would you ever listen to ivy league roadmap

[untold ore]

5 deferred 3 rejected 😭

[potent rampart]

yeah idk where he gets his info

[tawny anchor]

yale isn’t a better school after i failed that fuck ass final

[fast parcel]

How’d it go

[clever tide]

a2c comes first </3

[autumn minnow]

his behind

[jovial finch]

like an email saying check your status or anything

[elder quiver]

yall i was NOT expecting to get deferred

[glad sentinel]

maybe its good im applying rd! 😅

[untold ore]

nobody got in

[fast parcel]

Who got in

[untold ore]

...

[elder quiver]

i thought i was getting rejected for sure

[potent rampart]

[graceful zealot]

Us

[untold ore]

😭

[clever tide]

nah they're probably just celebrating

[untold ore]

is there anything in #✨-celebration-station

[signal rune]

nop

im checking

[celest ocean]

there isn't

[potent rampart]

gang if u were rejected now and ur a girl apply to barnard so that if i get accepted we can room

0.00000006% probability but STILL NOT 0

[drowsy gulch]

I’m doing that lol

[untold ore]

oh true its only been 4 minutes

[glad sentinel]

omg yes apply to barnard if u can!!

[autumn minnow]

yeah the video is 7 minutes long

[hollow tide]

It is?

[ionic remnant]

im ngl I have no memory of a video

[glad sentinel]

they made it that long…?

[elder quiver]

i thought i was rejected when the music didn't play tho, so it was a relief

[untold ore]

HELP???

[glad sentinel]

its like 30 seconds i thought

[potent rampart]

trust we getting in

[untold ore]

its like 30 seconds

yeah

[narrow sun]

deferred!

[autumn minnow]

no im just joking because i watched it like 20 times

[glad sentinel]

what video did u watch 😭 @autumn minnow

[clever tide]

maybe they played it like

[narrow sun]

pls send advice

[clever tide]

10 times

[tawny anchor]

there’s an acceptance video

[untold ore]

fill out poll :O and make sure to write a loci

[elder quiver]

trust we both getting in 🔥

[autumn minnow]

yes

LOL

[untold ore]

wow why did columbia defermaxx this year

[tawny anchor]

bro i watched yale acceptance video for like 20 minutes an hour after i got in

[gusty cedar]

@olive wind BELLO

HOW R WE

[signal rune]

bro we 0-5-5 on the poll

[glad sentinel]

ik i was joking off what they said about a 7 min video

[untold ore]

are they always this defermaxxed

[glossy cedar]

omg no accepts yet 😭

[autumn minnow]

yo

[untold ore]

@olive wind HOW ARE WE

[bitter locust]

how did nobody get into columbiaa

[olive wind]

i have to write RD apps </3

[autumn minnow]

yay

[olive wind]

REJECTED

[untold ore]

NOOOOOOO

[fading sparrow]

dude i really didn't wanna do rd apps...

[olive wind]

NOT EVEN DEFERRED

[clever tide]

what

[bitter locust]

i thought with the turmoil and class expansion alot of ppl would get in ed

[glad sentinel]

why is columbia pulling a princeton

[gusty cedar]

ISNT THIS WHAT U WANTED

[clever tide]

damn

[untold ore]

NOOOOOOOOO

[snow root]

me too

[untold ore]

no class expansion

[snow root]

damn

this is so humbling

[untold ore]

they considered it but idt they went through

[signal rune]

well its kinda annoying to spend ur break writing rd apps

[clever tide]

this is crazy

[olive wind]

i still dont wanna write apps bruh

[frank crest]

Rejected lol

[olive wind]

YESSSS

[bitter locust]

SMH

[snow root]

not even a deferal

[bitter locust]

sorryyyy

[ionic remnant]

damn

[reef adder]

how much does columbia defer?

[signal rune]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[bitter locust]

a good amount

[frank crest]

Meh I don’t really care that much. I’m glad I was able shoot my shot though

[drowsy gulch]

Not me lol

[void moth]

i wish that heavennn hadd a phonee to call u upppppp

[autumn minnow]

remember you guys are all awesome, this is not consolation this is just a fact

[onyx chasm]

rip

[bitter locust]

son😭

[tawny anchor]

1 2

[onyx chasm]

not looking good for brown 😭

[void moth]

1 2 3

[tawny anchor]

1 2 3 RELEASE EM

[void moth]

RELEASE EM

[signal rune]

bro

[untold ore]

nobody is getting released 🥀

[slim nacelle]

Wtf

[clever tide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[glad sentinel]

they releasing yall to rd round 😭

[drowsy gulch]

Guess I have to do more apps lol

[potent rampart]

was nobody accepted??

[valid plume]

1 2 3 123 defer em 🙏🙏

[void moth]

two rejections in one day i guess im going to community college

[clever tide]

nah there will be acceptances popping in tmrw

[potent rampart]

tf is columbia edging us like this

[signal rune]

RD WILL CLUTCH TRUST

[untold ore]

:((

dude wtf

[drowsy gulch]

It’s ok. At least we got rejected together.

[untold ore]

are we serious

[candid lynx]

anyone get in?

[dull adder]

I'M IN!!!!

[clever tide]

YAYY

[untold ore]

CONGRATS

LETS GOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOO

[potent rampart]

CONGRATS!!!!!!

[elder quiver]

WOAH FOR REALL ???

[glossy cedar]

WWWWWW

[glad sentinel]

congrats!! yay!!

[clever tide]

we got one

please vote the poll

[untold ore]

WE GOT ONE

[dull adder]

for maths!!!! im shaking

[signal rune]

LFGGGGGGGGGG 🙏

[drowsy gulch]

Congrats!

[clever tide]

and make it look l;ess sad

[tawny anchor]

Congratssss

[untold ore]

dm me liam :D

[elder quiver]

share your secrets

[autumn minnow]

wow

[glad sentinel]

omg and ur an international U CLUTCHED THAT U DID THAT

[exotic lantern]

WWWWWW

[untold ore]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[autumn minnow]

you might be the chosen one

[clever tide]

it only takes 1

[dull adder]

Thank you all for the mental support..... I was crying the whole day yesterday

[untold ore]

columbia after deciding to only accept 1 person ED

[valid plume]

single handedly saving the a2statistics

[autumn minnow]

liam you will be in a class of 1 💀

[valid plume]

Major congrats

[untold ore]

instead of a 20% class increase columbia has decided to REDUCE their class size by 95% !!!!!!

[clever tide]

a2c is a very accurate sample this means columbia will have an all time low

[autumn minnow]

99.7

[valid plume]

Average Columbia behavior

[autumn minnow]

columbia really be closing their gates on the applicants

[untold ore]

its okay this means more empty chairs in butler

[celest ocean]

will they accept me

[untold ore]

bro 😭

😭

[clever tide]

dang where are the nycers getting in

let me check ig

[celest ocean]

they're all nonexistent

[snow root]

some girl in my skl got into mit

not i gotta watch this glaze on my storys

[clever tide]

i lowkey might know who this is

[snow root]

proud of her tho

[dull adder]

no aid....

i'm getting scholarship at my home country instead

[clever tide]

columbia moment

[light pawn]

this years highkey brutal for acceptances ngl

[narrow sun]

bro why do they write : "I urge you to submit other applications in order to keep your college options open"

[untold ore]

:O cool

[narrow sun]

shutting down our hopes

[untold ore]

bro ts frying me

[onyx chasm]

a2c bias is weak now

[stuck fox]

ts feels so discouraging 💔 its just a feeling though

[untold ore]

yeah i wasnt expecting this icl

[dire wasp]

UR BACKK

[untold ore]

i really thought there would be a few

[narrow sun]

https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2025/12/16/columbia-college-seas-see-slight-decrease-in-early-decision-applications-for-class-of-2030/

its probably cause

[light pawn]

lowk i think it's prob due to more cracked people outside of a2c

[narrow sun]

less ppl applie dED

[light pawn]

makes sense

[narrow sun]

so they want to check in context

[clever tide]

for a moment

[light pawn]

lmao u gotta remember 95% of applicants get rejected tho

so it's like

[dire wasp]

will u be here thursdy

💔

[untold ore]

probably true but also they fill most of their class in RD anyways

[clever tide]

probably

[light pawn]

the sample size of like the 20 people we see arent necessarily a signal fo rus

[clever tide]

ill leave after reject to finish rest of apps

[dire wasp]

🙏

[light pawn]

and yeah this is true asw

[elder quiver]

that makes sense and also kinda gives me more hope 💔

[glad sentinel]

so expansion is still being considered i think?

“The release of early decisions comes as the University considers increasing undergraduate enrollment by up to 20 percent. According to an Oct. 31 email to faculty from the policy and planning committee of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences obtained by Spectator, the University anticipated finalizing its expansion decision prior to releasing this year’s early decision admissions. According to a University spokesperson, “nothing has been officially decided” regarding the expansion possibility at this time.”

[stuck fox]

ik... 💔 hope i be the 5% tho 🤞 🤞 ?? 👀

[glad sentinel]

so rd could be bigger for us

[untold ore]

hmmmm

[light pawn]

colleges tend to be a bit more conservative for REA/ED (esp w umich this year)

[untold ore]

i hope they say NO bro PLEASE NO 😭 😭 🙏

[autumn minnow]

good job all

[untold ore]

NO EXPANSION (sorry to you all)

[light pawn]

also the ultra cracked people like rsi and stuff who def got in likely aren't on a2c LOL

[untold ore]

u r all wonderful

[worldly trench]

Guys dw ur not missing out

Small ahh school

[untold ore]

ikr

[worldly trench]

It’s cold

[untold ore]

tiny ahh school

[narrow sun]

omg i cant believe the next is in march now

[untold ore]

hella snow on campus rn too

ur gonna slip and fall

[clever tide]

i alr do ts

[narrow sun]

atleast oxford and usc give out in january

[glad sentinel]

jesus its just a money scam!

[worldly trench]

Bro I almost slipped walking to class

[untold ore]

ur gonna roll down the low library stairs and bonk ur head

[celest ocean]

it’s possible to slip and fall anywhere

[loud anvil]

columbia is the best college in NYC right

[untold ore]

no thats ithaca college

[glad sentinel]

no ole miss is

[worldly trench]

It’s nyu trust

[celest ocean]

columbia and nyu 💔

[clever tide]

nope its cuny hunter!

[untold ore]

obv fordham

[jovial finch]

my moms making me wait fo rher to come home 😭

[valid plume]

Guys don’t worry you’re not missing out on anything besides getting chased by Mickey Mouse in Times Square

[loud anvil]

NYU is second

[glad sentinel]

dont put those two in the same sentence.

[jovial finch]

shes getting in and out rn

[fiery frost]

Wow

[untold ore]

PRAYIN FOR U

[clever tide]

nope thats FIT

[untold ore]

I REALLY HOPE U GET IN

[celest ocean]

why 😭

[jovial finch]

😭

[untold ore]

LIKE LEGIT

its so sad rn.

[glad sentinel]

do not put nyu near columbia

[fiery frost]

This is crucel

[untold ore]

the co30 server is DEAD

[glad sentinel]

thats like trash next to gold!

[untold ore]

the trash is columbia!!! dont worry!!!!!!!

[celest ocean]

are you calling nyu trash

[elder quiver]

oh my 🤒

[fiery frost]

110 people didnot get accepted

[worldly trench]

THERES ALRY A SERVER ?

[untold ore]

i made one

hee hoo

[glossy cedar]

questbidge ppl r in there prob

[elder quiver]

hopefully i get an invite this spring 😔

[worldly trench]

omg you’re just like hassidris now

[clever tide]

fordham is deflating their acceptance rate this year

[worldly trench]

do you know him

[golden wren]

Defer

Defer from both mit and Columbia tdy

[untold ore]

HASS

HASS MENTIONED LMFAOOOOO

[glossy cedar]

noooo

[worldly trench]

LOL

[clever tide]

defer still means u got a chance

[golden wren]

At least I know im competitive ig

[elder quiver]

hey 2 top colleges didn't say no

[worldly trench]

I love hassidris ❤️❤️❤️

[loud anvil]

does questbridge increase your chances of getting to top colleges

[elder quiver]

honestly getting an answer other than no from an IVY LEAGUE is a pretty big deal for me

[worldly trench]

We watched movies and went downtown to a jazz bar w our friends

[elder quiver]

it gives you two chances if you do the match (i didn't tho)

[worldly trench]

AND THE BIG SNOWMAN

[safe junco]

Is deferral for Columbia common or is it a good sign

[untold ore]

they defer a good chunk but def not everybody like mit/harvard/umich

[worldly trench]

I think they deferred more ppl this yr tho

[safe junco]

okay so not bad news

[worldly trench]

since they’re expanding their class

[safe junco]

Aren’t they expanding next year I thought

[untold ore]

not confirmed yet

they probably deferred more because they havent decided LOL

[worldly trench]

thank god

[untold ore]

bro i do NOT want an expansion

[worldly trench]

it’s horrible trying to find a seat to study

[untold ore]

ONG

[worldly trench]

and the line in jjs Saturday

[hollow tide]

Who got in

[autumn minnow]

@dull adder

[untold ore]

and only liam

😭

nobody else...

[hollow tide]

Called it

[untold ore]

the guys ik in other servers got deferred/rejected too

😭

[pliant cobalt]

RD is the call

[ionic remnant]

at least there's one i was getting scared

[graceful zealot]

0/16 😭…

[autumn minnow]

dont worry columbia will take 3 billion people off the waitlist in june

[safe junco]

so acceptance is rly low

[graceful zealot]

Prob checking if they’re in a2c

[narrow sun]

any Letter of Continued Interest advice guys

[graceful zealot]

Insta reject

[untold ore]

LMFAOOO

[limpid dune]

My best friend just got accepted!!!!

[untold ore]

yay!

[pliant cobalt]

i think the other thing is that none of the admissions hacks are being gatekept anymore

[untold ore]

it was depressing for a few minutes

[pliant cobalt]

so the a2advantage is dead

[untold ore]

😭

[autumn minnow]

provide meaningful updates and connect it to how you will contribute at the school

[ionic remnant]

no fr

i took a break from working on a final to check just to be disappointed :(

[untold ore]

no im at work rn too and bruh

[narrow sun]

do u have like an example

[plucky apex]

I keep forgetting semester schools have finals nowww like im fully in winter break mode

[ionic remnant]

there is a thread ab loci somewhere

[autumn minnow]

no maybe someone else does

[safe junco]

is there examples of ones that worked

[ionic remnant]

ong hello

[plucky apex]

But ig u guys start spring later

hi

[ionic remnant]

what are you doing here

[plucky apex]

I have been convinced to mod 🥲

For several months now

[autumn minnow]

welcome to columbia thread

[glad sentinel]

omg they moved my fucking finals

[drowsy gulch]

It’s ok I can just go to Barnard

[ionic remnant]

bump

[glad sentinel]

my finals r in JANUARY

HELLO

[ionic remnant]

oh so true

[glad sentinel]

r colleges gonna care if my finals r a month after they were supposed to be done

cus idk now when my transcript will be ready for mid year

kill me!

[glossy cedar]

ayyy someone put yes on the poll

[graceful zealot]

Omg just got into columbia! Major: roblox Minor: brawl stars

[autumn minnow]

@proven cloak congrats

[glad sentinel]

ill be studying dress to impress with a minor in adopt me

[glossy cedar]

bee swarm theory

[graceful zealot]

Sure copy my joke

[graceful zealot]

Why is it always these cryptic names

I saw a video of someone getting deferred from fordham and there was a comment saying I GOT IN!!!

[glad sentinel]

fucking theory

[graceful zealot]

and it said like

dead donkey theory idfk

[limpid dune]

Should I put yes if it’s on behalf of my friend who just got in? He was lurking on the server but left like a week ago I think.

[glad sentinel]

lowell trust we r getting in during rd

yes

[glossy cedar]

o i was just trying to continue the roblox joke 😭

bee swarm simulator is a game i played for a while

[autumn minnow]

uh i think we try to keep it the direct person

[graceful zealot]

oh

[untold ore]

have you guys heard of the lion theory

if you get down on all fours and roar at the camera and send it to the [email protected] email you will get a likely letter within 24 hours

[autumn minnow]

idk tho

[graceful zealot]

i don’t play roblox i’m stolen valor

[glad sentinel]

wait lowkey doing this rn

[limpid dune]

Makes sense

[graceful zealot]

“Lion” theory (lying)

[untold ore]

sob emoji

[hollow tide]

Aura @dull adder

[potent rampart]

are YOU [email protected] trying to get videos of people roaring?? 😬

[untold ore]

cough

[hollow tide]

I wish they let u access ur letter after getting in

Shame they just delete it

[untold ore]

did you guys know lion cubs also meow!!!!

[untold ore]

what

do they

[hollow topaz]

Uh oh

[untold ore]

WAIT NOOOOOOO I CANT ACCESS THE 29 PORTAL ANYMORE

ARE YOU SERIOUS

do we get a 2030 admissions portal

🥀 🥀

[glad sentinel]

ill tell u in march

[untold ore]

okay wait i can click my last update to the portal and if i scroll down i can get all of the other letters

[graceful zealot]

this generation is so soft

[celest ocean]

Make your own website

Using the stuff from the admissions portal

[untold ore]

see its still here

[untold ore]

sob sob

[autumn minnow]

i dont remember getting this

[celest ocean]

I did that with Wattpad

[graceful zealot]

Is this china?

[untold ore]

just apply to seas-- brutal!

[celest ocean]

💀💀

[graceful zealot]

Omg wait is that racist

[untold ore]

jk the cc letter MIGHT be cooler

[graceful zealot]

Why are the school names chinese

[celest ocean]

😭😭

[untold ore]

wait til you hear about the li lu law library

[autumn minnow]

LOL

[graceful zealot]

I’m not very aware of asian history

My school is like 3% asian

[untold ore]

uh

they are named after donors

money money money

[hollow tide]

Yeah

I wanted to rewatch the video

[autumn minnow]

its probably on youtube

[untold ore]

wait what happens if u log into the portal?

like the admissions one

[hollow tide]

Says application period is closed

[hollow tide]

It is

[untold ore]

does it say like when the last update was or anything like that

[hollow tide]

I rewatch it there

[hollow tide]

Nopeee

[untold ore]

🥀