#Cornell University (2025-2026)
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no ithaca college just smart asf like that
Perchance
ithaca college is just cornell but even more queer
athletes, legacies, cracked applicants, you name it
ithaca college is NOT cornell
i swear ive never seen an IC student
i even drove there once in the afternoon and there was no one
🤓
Cals also hogher than average i think
guys i found this crazy method for astrology online😭
Ithica college is the Cornell of Ithica
that also has in state
i love ithaca college
istg IC is like >50% queer in terms of population its so gay
NO
my bestie just had her audition there for music
New York City is the Istanbul of America
Exactly fck
Wait legacy all apply ed right
ig
tap into transfer method
Xdt
you guys are ruining my cope bro omfg
Xd
Neymar is the brazilian Ronaldinho
Transfer from ithaca🔥
i still have no clue what to write for my supps
I feel like Ed should js accept alll qualified applicants no?
They get guarantee yield
Anyway Legacy in the first place should already not exist like how mit cmu jhu dont gaf if ur daddy went there only if you yourself can qualify to go there
brazil is taking it this yr
Thats why its slightly higher..
portugal brochacho
france also has a good chance imo
Fr
nah i dont think portugal is going very far...
ronaldo carrying idc if my goat is 40
are you portuguese
in spirit
better than messi and his burger league
my other goat
ramenez la coupe a la maison
allez les bleus
man knows ball
portugal is a sleeper bro i’m telling u vitinha will carry to the final
what do the bookies think
it doesn’t matter what they think my words are truth.
mkay
the former cornell AO said they accept almost every qualified applicant in ed which doesnt makes sense to me at all
well see
key word: "former"
this is a very dangerous narrative
the ONLY reason you should apply ED is if cornell is undoubtedly your #1 school
or if ur an athlete/legacy
even 2010 cornell isnt like cornell today
man i saw the acceptance rate and folded
cornell is nowhere close to my dream school
you know youre less likely to be accepted if you dont fit the school
its like
they can tell
what is ur dream school
stanford
did u do rea
nah i have genjutsu
you should have but the past is the past
yeah no point in thinking about it now 😔
stanford is like 180 degrees from cornell lmao
I was really torn between doing either Georgetown or Cornell but decided that my best chance was to do Cornell
georgetown is an amazing school if u want to do govt
i would choose it over cornell
yea i agree
i ed to cornell for the boost
or anything related to IR/policy/stuff on the hill
it’s the best engineering ivy soooo
What convinced me to do Cornell was mainly the dc start program
this is just stupid
brooks?
Yeah
generally the ivy network is worth choosing over other schools for that sole purpose
but i feel GT is an exception
i guess we’ll see in 25 hours if it’s stupid
like
youre quite literally in DC
also georgetown is a politician factory
both in the us and abroad
stanford is like disneyland for nerds and cornell is literally the exact opossite
Its my #1 but idk if cornell will like me 😭😭
i mean even if you get accepted youll just be miserable if youd rather go to stanford
youll know in 25 hours
Yes 😭😭😭😭😭
college is what you make of it
i may get to cornell and be like i can’t believe i wanted stanford
who knows
yeah i’ve acknowledged that they’re different 😭
i hope thats the case for you then :>
thank you twin 🥹
@wicked coyote stanford photo dump
i was there in like july when i was in sf lol
too hot for me 0/10
i lowkey risked this so hard by applying cornell ed over yale screa but im so glad i went cornell in the end cuz my opinions have yale have gotten SO much worse since then
thank god i trusted my subconscious bruh 
also got another ithaca college email we ball
ithaca college is so goated 5 of my friends go there
My father actually went to Ithaca college and people assumed he went to Cornell
Yea
So they dont just spam everyone who applies to cornell
like lookkkkkk omds its perfect
Are you ed or rd
its 90f there its hell
Like
i can understand that but i think id rather deal with that than the extreme cold 😓
How to other college find you
which is funny actually because SF is like 50f
Why would they send that to ic
When u put ur stuff into collegeboard or smth
but stanford which is like maybe not even an hour away is melting hot
i live somewhere where it’s alr that hot if not worse i’m so used to it
I have no reason for them to be sending me emails I’m applying bio
Bruh the email lterally feels like rejection since im like Why you specifically waited until near the ED week to spam my mail
Cals or cas
Cals
YOOO SAME
i really want to sign up for the tractor course in cals
Are u instate
Lowk I get that
Im from los angeles
I mean in state doesnt boost that much they just look at you another time if you get compared to out of state w similar stats
If you’re not from nys it’s probably same chance to get into cals than cas
It cant be as bad as like uta or gt or those public state schools
Its essentially a suny
Theyre suny like related
I love the SUNY system i wish they would give me SUNY tuition
Suny tuition sucks ass why is it 36k
More ppl from in state apply so i wouldnt be surprised if more ny students
Cus its cheaper
Even though i dont apply for aid
New York hell on earth
arizona charges like 13
Geneseo offered me their presidential thing but that puts barely a dent in it
I am not spending allat to go to geneseo
Also like
Not cheapest but not like most expensive for the quality
Ngl
I just want bing to get me back my merit aid package
Essays n stuff i fit cas less than cals
I mean im instate i applied coe
I think its ridiculous to go out ur way to apply to a statefunded part of cornell JUST bc ur instate
Its like twice accept rate than cornell so out of state is probably only slightly higher than cas
Like
Ffff mightvr lowk screwed myself
I love how 24 hrs is only copium for me rn
If you squint all ars are basically the same
If you think you fit cals more that’s great and they’re looking for major fit anyways
Nice i was thinking eng but then decided dont have enough background and stuff to match. I might try to transfer if i get in
anyway hsve fun coping Im gonna take a nap
Thats a slightly cooked place to be
Just finished all my finals off 4.5 hours of sleep and one can of redbull for breakfast
My bestie’s basically accepted already into ic so I’m praying for this cornell acceptance
Ever since I was a little girl it was my dream to live in Ithaca
I see. My major fit is lowk carrying cus i talked about how not only am i bio (all the bio stuff cus same major) but wanted to pursue at cals bc science development cannot sacrifice sustanability like smth along those lines, and how i chose cals where i can bridge these together more
Actually kinda complicated to explain wanna add me later
Im sure you’re fine
hope we get in both
tufts
@glad swift oh my god im sorry but is this a male or a female
im crashing out
im like 95% sure its a male
male right?
orange aricular
spotted chestnut flanks
looks pretty solidly male to me
Less than 24 hours
nyu
oh also the dark on the breast
why would it not be male?
I mean ig the auricular is a touch faint but def not beyond the range of variation
housed with a male and certain lighting he looks quite feminine, much smaller + tanner than the other male
🫠
probably male tho
okok ty
yeah np
yeah ig context complicates it and that second pic is more ambiguous but I don't think females ever get that chestnut spotted flanks, dark breast, orangy auricular
are they only ever housed 1m 1f?
at least they're not numbered lol
i think they are
nvm
i just didnt investigate enough to care
we usually band them
like colors
then they have an associated number
my song sparrows get 01XG25 - 52XG25 lol
so like GnY3451
ah yeah
My ex did early decision to Cornell 😭
green yellow 3451
the portal updated
whats it say
hm you only do bands on 1 leg?
or only one layer on each
perchance
i havent done the banding myself but i think mostly 1 cuz it can cut them
I see
but its usually like 2 colors max
im soooo hyperspecialized im lowk thankful i found this school
ig having caged birds means you can cycle colors
ngl the statler hotel is pretty cool
like from study to study
their breakfast was interesting
yea when i toured it was sooo nice
:(
so we get bands to recycle
yeah
i heard the nolan students run it
i had a class where we had to redesign a hotel room for it for a project
dang
i wouldnt say run 😭
yea they work in the hotel for credits iirc
oh really
yea thats what they told me
idt they would put a high tier hotel in the charge of undergrads
dont run it tho
ouhh
this is what we proposed
lol
we changed the bathroom sink, the bedroom backsplash, and the ceiling
and the carpet 🤮
do u like the sliding door fro the bathroom
Is that AI lmao
yeah we used chat to 3d model
its ok
idk ive never been inside statler
it saves space tho
Cornell D-1 ladies and gentlemen
oh whatt
Havent checked
I still see what i used to see
A blank to do list
do it 😈
Prolly jhu
is this only if u applied for financial aid
Ai???
^
isnt that illegal here
oh is it
yeah
mb
Also like
yall will know in 23 hrs
wait why is it illegal
Tf is portal astrology i keep hearing that worrd
no point figuring it out in advance
!rule 4
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when u fuck arnd in the portal and aassume any changes or diff things can hint at ur decision
oh mb😭
it leads to random hysteria and sometimes ppl genuinely break their portal
so theres no point
cuz youll know in 23 hr regardless
the worst kind is when ppl actually try to hack their portal
i think some story of ppl getting rescinded for it
that’s crazy
omg stop i’m learning that rn too
damn ur integrals pretty as fuck
my calc teacher took half a point off on my last test bc i started writing my integrals like vertical lines
Lowk yea
we had a whole lesson on how to properly draw a integral 
usually fake bc the best astrology is actually opening ur dang decision
😭
like why guess when u can just know for sure
no point in wasting the energy
🤷♀️
not allowed in server regardless
well yeah ik
cuz the mass hysteria
anyways we’ll find out in 23 hours💔
Im already hysterical and I have a big ass bc test tmr
I nevcer heard of ts
ME TO!!
that’s crazy
i acc might shoot myself atp ive been studying for 7 hours
wait @wispy sluice what ru guys doing in bc rn
i go on winter break right after
i have a test tmrw on the fundamental thm of calculus
basically all the defnite integral shit
trig sub inverse trig integrals and differential equations, e^x derivatives, lnx derivatives, none e base ^x detached
derivatives and population differentials
oh yeah i had this test last week
lmao my ED decision came out at 4pm right after my classes right before my sports practice on the last day of school before break
its a huge test its insane
sorry that was a long sentence
do u guys learn completing the square and long division for integration
Where
i’m so nervous i won’t be able to focus in school tmr😭😭
yes for the du/u pattern
long division useless imo
They randomly decided to follow me 🙂
jhu
did u follow them
bro just got a likely letter thats crazy
Ik its not a sign coz student run account but damn
Yes i followed back after they requested bht i wasnt the first one to follow
but like how’d they know u applied
idk if thats the same account
Omg me too
but they reuse the same one every year
Idk 😭😭😭
i got an 80 on this test bc i lowk forgot to write dx at the end of all my integrals and my teacher took off a point per question 💀
u don’t write dx at the end of integrals
huh
yes u do...
u mean the set up for them?
yeah
not the answer
yea for the work u do
- c in the answer
yeah for the work as well
Bruh thank ogd only one more final tmr
i have a calc bc final and a AP bio final but bio is easy
except those stupid g coupled protein receptors like wtf
I reposted a lot of cornell posts from my spam but no connection w my main and they sent me a request on main like whattttt 😭😭
im so envious of college stem majors like
they commit their life to math
i could never
math is pretty cool though 👍
Lmao maths is fun
no it’s fun but like
ezra cornell just dmed me he says im in
if u don’t understand what ur doing its like looking at Arabic letters
like why does the 0 have a line going through it
😂
Heck yeah!!!!
when the math equations start looking like frat names that's when you know you're in deep shit
og math
"math is a language" ahh
and then those optimization questions 
why do I care about Minecraft fence size to maximize area of pig poop
yooo isn't cornell coming out tmrw?
yeah
yess at 7 pm est
dang good luck!
thanks broski
We have barely scratched the surface of math 🗣️
u can only imagine the look on my face when my friend shows me real analysis questions
bro is doing math in english
no this is applicable
22 hours
🥸
if you have a stack of wood fences, what is the best way to arrange them so that you can fit the most animals before entity cramming occurs?
what do we think
In an obloid
dy/dx then find secondary equation then pray for divine intervention
smth like that
BC too easy 🥱
but you see calculus is very applicable 👍 👍 👍
my teacher straight up told us that this test is the reason she has the jar of tears
and started swirling the tears around
😭
I’m sorry what
lowk overused joke everyone just puts the standard model up as "stereotypical terrifying math equation"
bro
wsg
am i wrong
I mean, physicists work with it… only just parts of it at once
no u just gave me flashbacks
LOL
i go to all the threads
god forbid i want to spend time with the ithicans
Oh
It’s cuz i’m the only active current yale student in the yale thread
tuff
So i was boutta go there to ask if anyone had taken a specific course
And i realized that there’s noone to ask
do you happen to have taken theory of statistics
uh
theory of statistics?
ive taken the second level fo stats here
idk if its the same
what’s the name of the class
cornell 2030 account is following hella ppl rn
what account
is it on insta?
how do they even know the insta usernames of the ppl that theyre following
some ppl included in common app
no
delusional
it says "not affiliated"
yes yes
Those aren’t official accounts they just go dig for people who mention Cornell or like posts
yeah my thoughts exactly lol
i remember a guy from class of 2025 ucsd posted on there even tho he was on the waitlist
Then they ask you to pay them for “priority” posting on their accounts
and then we took 0 people off the waitlist that year
1 day left
LOL?
they updated the portals
😭
can’t see checklist anymore
stop refreshing the portal every 1ms
im hoping divine intervention gives me my decision early
bro is delusional

i might develop schizophrenia in the next 22 hours
waiting for it
and have delusions
hallucinations
I don't have high hopes
i've developed schizophenia for the past week waiting for this
real
chat, are we ready to become Cornellians tomorrow
not with that mindset
RAHHHH
Lmk when you’re accepted
what 😭
if i get rejected i can lowkey aura farm bc ive been predicting it for like a month now with my nickname
💜
Change to accept
Aura farm with the acceptance
im going with the safest option statisically
tufts ed2 gonna hit different gang
im already practicing my burger flipping skills
💔
im taking this so unserious bc if i start hoping again ill spiral lmao
the chances of me getting in are so bad
start spiraling
I can’t hope rn
im spiraling
ngl I’m destroyed after Tuesday
i got homework to do gang
Better than mine
i might of had a stroke twice by now
Thursday gonna double down on this ngl
At least ur not an international student
ive banned myself from scouring the physics curriculum
Why 😭
bro the fact that im hooked at all is a blessing 😭
i understand the luck that i have but like
because then i keep spiraling into EXPECTING to take the classes
They have Theoretical Linear Algebra and Calculus 😛
Bs IN SPANISH AS A HISPANIC..
One class btw
its cooked
You’re fine 🙏
lmao i got a 3 on ap chinese as a chinese immigrant
horrific things happened on that test
My only IB 6
there is a chinese kid in the AP Chinese class who has a 18%
lmao
ur fine
i dropped 60 points from the PSAT to the SAT lmao
I got 44/45 and I got 6 in Chinese
the first time i took it
what’s ur guys sats
i gained 140 points bro lives were saved that day 💀
1570
1550 800 math
still not getting in lol
800 math 770 english
1550 💀
feeling outclassed rn
760rw + 790 math
ive heard 1440 from a low income student is viewed as a higher score in context tho
so maybe im not cooked
i also slept during 3 minutes of english lmfao
does sat score even matter that much anymore
for initial read
6 classes + 2 labs
How is anyone sad over a 1500+
surely its fine
😞
im glad because ill never have to wake up early for a standardized testagain
have faith guys
where r u ed 2
i was doing a bio albert.io and fucking just smashed my monitor holy
im brainrots
brainrotted
JHU
good luck
school gonna hit differently tomorrow im not ready
Yeah I need a lot of luck
my sister applied ed to cornell i’m nervy for her
Our school got 0 JHU for ED1
how can i focus on my bc test when its 4 hours before decisions come out
i got deferred ed cornell last year
Best of luck to her! 🙏
💀
i think it’ll be the same outcome as mine tbh since we’re both legacies
i got a guaranteed transfer option
same with my legacy friend who’s currently a senior there
lowkey i think i might get deferred so admissions can see my senior grades
i might deferred so admissions can keep kicking me down the road and revel in my pain
Deferred means cooked for international students
if i get deferred i am legit holding out hope
dude cornell loved dragging me along fr
They don’t defer a ton of people too so a defer def isn’t bad
I sent them my first quarter grades already even though literally nobody asked 😭🥀
plus most of the time u also have the possibility of getting the TO as a defected applicant
deferred

unlike mit which deferred 70% of ppl
😭
yeah harvard does the same thing
🇨 🇴 🇷 🇳 🌽
but no fr cornell defer is def good it’s like only 20% or smth like that idk it’s been a while since i’ve googled that
depends on the college
around that it depends on college
arts and science
when is our ed
probably like 15% if i had to guess
also inflated by student atheletes
real and true i will NOT TAKE MY MEDS TOIIMORRW
How do we calm down before decisions
oh for sure
Before opening them
D1
im currently my going through a stroke
theyre going to have to nail me down before i open my portal
how will i sleep today...
someone help me
Just act as your already rejected
I’m scared to open it 😔
I’m already pre grieving
trust it ALL works out i used to crash tf out anytime someone would tell me that but it’s so true
Yup
Pre grive so u don't grieve after getting rejected
no grieving omg u guys there’s hope
guys does admissions take it as a sign of applicant interest if you carve cornell into your stomach like a failed harakiri ritual
are all decisions already made
Yes lmao
obviously
average A2cer
it's already over
Unfortunately it doesn’t actually work that way, so I’ve been in a depressed fugue state for the last two weeks 😭

ACCEPT ME CORNELL

I can see on naviance that 6/9 ppl from my school w similar stats were accepted, so I’m literally going to crash out if they don’t take me
oh hey im taking religious studies as a minor
What is naviance?
school thingy that we use for letters of rec and transcripts and stuff
its just a convenience
Dang
our school doesnt use it
The scatter gram shows past applications and who got in or not, and the X and y are GPA and sat/act
I think the acceptance result may be self reported though so
how tf is our average accepted a 1551
ts insane
some kid this year got a likely with a 1300
athlete ofc

competitive ass nj school
yeah that looks closer to my school as well
2021...
2021 was insane
Can’t send mine but last year it was 50 applied 14 accepted 6 enrolled
37 12 6 year before
how small is ur class?
Mine is 129 but it’s usually in the mid 130s
yo why is it so bad
my class size is 730
ahhhh
My class size is like half of that 🤯
nah uh
lowk i only f w it cuz i got a perfect score on their test lmao
Me too (applying RD) but I somehow got 800 math while getting 2-3 mistakes
You right
i got a 790 cuz i forgot what a triangle was
not my best moment
🙏
chugging monsters rn while playing val
I took sat but
Nah lowkey I think I was lucky with my sat bc it was the first digital administration LOLZ
overseas
i thought paper sat was easier than digital
I wouldve took act if I can go back in time
but i had to take digital
yk
how do you have the leisure to play val bro
finals are over
bruh 🥀
I prefer paper too because my exams are usually in paper! But the first SAT date I was available for was digital so
yeah our winter break js started
i got until tuesday
First digital administration bc I missed the last paper one
😮💨
why tf am i spazzing out rn waiting for this decision
I’m on a 9 month break now
Month 1 of 9 month break
Our school system is Jan-Dec! I finished my A Levels in November, waiting to go university now
wow
what about rd apps
at least u dont have to stay awake until 7 am and go on three flights
(This is how I’m alr done with RD apps I just stayed home all day and wrote them since the start of of Dec)
im done w rd except for princeton and stanford
must be nice
damn wow
how many schools are u applying in rd
13
hollyyyy im feeling the caffeinee brahhh
fr goated if i dont get in have to weite 10 apps over the break
At least u don’t have to wake up at 4am to grind out another 50 bc problems and take a test last period tmr 3 hours before decisions release
I dont even feel it no more
😭
I dont feel like myself if I dont have it
so glad i took calc last year
stats is awful but i hated flipped math
🥀
I used to have like severe headaches if I didnt drink monster
I hated stats too
bro i have to stay awake no matter what tho
why
bro my schools avg accepted sat is a 1467
tell me why im doing more reading in a math class
cuz i have a 3 hr flight followed by a 15 hour flight and then another flight
Thought I liked stats. Then I met stats and didn’t want to do stats anymore
same.
RIGHT
I shouldve took stats honestly
my college counselor forced me to take ap lit and linear algebra
lit is not bad tbh
and the avg for ap lit is c+
waht the hell
i have a 95 in that class rn
and all the students there are elike the top of class
🥀
how do u get the average accepted stats for ur school
my lit teacher today said “bcs I was out for two weeks I’m giving u all two free 95/100” grades
talk about easy
we use scoir
theres this guy that just got accepted to princeton
theres also naviance
aw damn i use naviance
I am yeah
twin
naviance should also show it
I dropped lit tho
cant really find it rip
im glad
whattt
wait nvm im slow
my valorant ong tweaking out rn
i prefer lit over stats tbh
@unique holly lock in
he just called me a red flag
ngl the only good thing about college apps is that im not being ragebaited by the game
our valedictorian dropped lit too 
nahhhh
😭
😭
the teachers actually insane
so glad im done w finals lmao
i have gov final tmrw
💀
ur lit prolly got like the smallest class size ever
we have like 150 students per grade
dang
its 9...
ofc
yeah
dang
im gonna lock myself in my room if I get rejected or deferred
Im not going to school on friday
yeah im playing minecraft from 3pm-7pm
i need to pass time
coz ur getting in somewhere not all of us are cracked like u lmao
💀
thank goodness i have work from 3-6
i very much mind getting rejected i havent started my RDs yet
does your odds change based on majors tho
@formal wraith is sad that you all ignored him
idts
bro what are you yapping about
bro my valorant isnt opening
shes not a red flag im totally not coerced to say this
league better
league 🥀
league gave me irreversable bodily harm
both games are brain damage inducing and should not be touchjed
every game pmo
but honestly valorant is worse
whats quite insane is that
I quitted because my favorite champ got nerfed like 9 times in a row
which champ
I didnt quit because I had to lock in
copyrighted artists
dont say ambessa
skarner
oh
and yorick too but
i think my financial aid thingy is glitched
I loved skarner
where did my list go
syndra me too
skarner got absolutely fried by the rework
syndra my beloved
based picks ngl
i got that sg prestige syndra
gl yall
🙏
20 hours 36 minutes
like literally 2 hours ago
I dont wanna get banned so
mine was the to do list before that
if ur curious dm
Add me on discord
my todo list is gone
oh alr
The way I forgot that FAFSA thinks my family is rich
I added u
imma do a 10 pull rn for luck
in
which game
bru i checked our shared servers im dead
😭
whats ba
oh
uhh
ok i got nothing good
rip
so cornell gonna be good tmw to balance out this bad luck
but kitasan black is tmrw
according to my friend
oh shi you right
So scared
icl tho i dont really play uma musume much
ion got the game
are you saving for ye shunguang

