#Cornell University (2025-2026)

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rugged citrus
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this is why getting accepted to a school with a 80%+ acceptance rate early makes me very happy

shrewd compass
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not cracking t20 with this one

shrewd compass
keen turret
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important

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my life is incomplete without one meltingsob

rugged citrus
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bro I can't afford a t20 anyhow, idk why i'm applying to upenn or neu 😭

keen turret
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t20 is arguably the most affordable colleges

rugged citrus
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like even if I do get accepted to upenn ED by some sheer miracle, I lowkey might have to break it if they don't give me any freaking aid

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NEU gave me zero which is why I'm not applying ED anymore

keen turret
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no more neu simp

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🗿

rugged citrus
keen turret
rugged citrus
# keen turret if they providing 0 aid you’d still attend?

idk, it really depends. I have about 2 years of college credit that I can transfer so I'll probs only have to pay like 2.5 years (yes, I checked, they'll accept almost anything). And technically I have the money on hand bc my uncle said he'd contribute a decent chunk and my dad said he'd liquidate some of his investments but i'm on the fence

shrewd compass
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DONE HAHAHHAAAAA

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keen turret
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are they not providing aid cuz your already financially stable on paper? Going by what you’re saying you’ll probably k be fine

rugged citrus
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bc even if I get out debt free, I'd still be spending like 180k on a degree that's not gonna get me anywhere that a degree from umass boston wouldn't

keen turret
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hey, even if you don’t remake money at the end of the day, the value of education is infinite

rugged citrus
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my family is middle class but all our stuff (which is not liquid cash might I add) makes us look a lot richer than we are 😭

keen turret
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Im not saying to not consider money after college, what I’m saying is that it’ll sort itself out as you can make money in basically any field

keen turret
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well, hopefully you get in and figure it out with your family through time

rugged citrus
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but NEU has a great campus, social life, co-ops, and industry connections that umass boston all lacks

keen turret
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You’re THE D1 neu simp, you must measure how much love you have for neu vs umass

rugged citrus
keen turret
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The desicion is on your hands… a desicion too difficult to make

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don’t fear, time will gently walk you through it

rugged citrus
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umass boston, despite being cheap, does not have a lot going for it. It's on its own little island on the edge of the city and it's a commuter school so the student life isn't as vibrant. I literally view it in black and white and NEU in like 4k colors

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it doesn't help that the day I visited umass, it was cold, windy, and grey while the day I visited NEU was sunny and beautiful 💀

keen turret
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lmaoooo, ok that’s a huge indication and factor

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I gtg sleep rn it’s super late but good luck, don’t hesitate to ask people for help, you don’t need to carry the burdens of life alone

rugged citrus
rugged citrus
deft jolt
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Where you accepted to Princeton…? Or did you just see someone else

rugged citrus
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umass boston had a whole animation and it was fun so I assumed an ivy would put in more effort than just... a tiger head

deft jolt
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Lmao

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They’re too serious

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🥸

rugged citrus
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idt they even had confetti 💀

deft jolt
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I hope Cornell is exciting… not like I’ll see it anyway lol

deft jolt
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Imagine opening, seeing nothing, heart sinks, then you read you were actually accepted

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mild confusion for a hot minute

rugged citrus
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idek how I'm gonna feel. I need to google upenn's acceptance and rejection page so I know what to expect 😭

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HA THEY HAVE CONFETTI

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SEE IT'S NOT THAT HARD 💀

deft jolt
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It isn’t, ig they just don’t care tho lol

rugged citrus
deft jolt
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I assume you ED northeastern

rugged citrus
deft jolt
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Ah okay!

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When do they come out 👀

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I know penn is this Thursday

rugged citrus
rugged citrus
deft jolt
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I EAd to UVA and they don’t come out until mid February 💀

rugged citrus
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my upenn app is very below average and it's banking on circumstances

rugged citrus
deft jolt
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Yep

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They have ED which came out already I think… but still

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EA late af

rugged citrus
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i applied to umass amherst too and their EA doesn't come out till like mid january

deft jolt
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Crazy

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I can’t wait all that time ngl 😭

rugged citrus
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i feel like if you only offer EA and not ED then your EA decisions should be coming out in december like everybody else but why would they do that 💀

deft jolt
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I hope Cornell works out seriously 🙏

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I’m sad enough after yesterday…

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Cornell, you have my hopes 🤞

deft jolt
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unis can’t be making us wait like this 😔

rugged citrus
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anyhow I'm gonna go sleep, gn 🌃

deft jolt
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Good night!

shrewd compass
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gn yall

glacial swift
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What’s up

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Just text me

wispy sluice
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Ts just got real bro

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Why am I finding out if I get into college tmr

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What happened to 6th grade

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Fidget spinners

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I’m gonna be dead soon 😭 😭 😭

warm elm
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Aaaaaaaaaa

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We r getting old

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Aa cornell please make tmrw a joyous day 🤞

frozen cape
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PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS

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ACCEPTANCE OR DEFERRAL

warm elm
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lolll

livid vale
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bro this thread is insane

warm elm
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riyal all the crackd people

obtuse jay
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I finally got the message confirming the release date

loud solstice
obtuse jay
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😭

shrewd compass
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kind riminder to gamble your bonks

shrewd compass
shrewd compass
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check pinned

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also roughly 34 hours left before cornell apps are due

mental osprey
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my moms kinda homeless

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in the responsibility and circumstances section

obtuse jay
warm elm
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how do i get bonks

shrewd compass
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@obtuse jay @warm elm check pinned

obtuse jay
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Ok I thought it's something serious for application

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nvm

shrewd compass
potent pond
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hi

shrewd compass
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gm jae

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wsp

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results T-28.5 hrs

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🥶

potent pond
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gl everyone

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i only have like 1.5 thing left for the sem

wispy sluice
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someone kill me immedialty

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im suffering

shrewd compass
wispy sluice
shrewd compass
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💀 u starting bc this early?

wispy sluice
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we are on unit 7 already

shrewd compass
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thats y i was confused

wispy sluice
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teacher moving so fast

shrewd compass
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wait when did u start

wispy sluice
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September

shrewd compass
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ah

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bruhh

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our school only offers bc 2nd sem thats y

wispy sluice
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ah

shrewd compass
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time to whine

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you thikn YOURE teacher moves fast

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WE FKING FINISHED BC IN 2 WEEKS

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😭

wispy sluice
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its like not even that hard is just like bro you need to target the denominator exponent numerator like bro

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pick one

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why does the calc gods make ts so confusing

mental osprey
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you finished bc in 2 weeks..?

shrewd compass
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first lesson was mar18, last lesson was april 1 i just checked google classroom 😭

mental osprey
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if you can actually do that

wispy sluice
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bc lowk not that hard just infinite series i find weird

mental osprey
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thats nuts

shrewd compass
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he used to be a prof at upenn

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and our school used to combine middleschool + highschool

mental osprey
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if he thinks that students can learn bc in 2 weeks

shrewd compass
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and he taught me all of middleschool math in 6th 😔

shrewd compass
mental osprey
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wha..?

shrewd compass
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hes cracked but heavy grade deflation

mental osprey
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bro what does he even do

shrewd compass
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i was a sophmore so i was dying

mental osprey
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…

shrewd compass
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i got a 4bc 5 ab tho so ye

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he was so dissaponited the next year 😭

mental osprey
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2 weeks 4 is still very impressive

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id struggle to get a 2 ngl

shrewd compass
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i couldn't look him in the eyes 😔

shrewd compass
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we didn't just sleep or smth 💀

mental osprey
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is this a school in the US?

shrewd compass
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ye

mental osprey
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do you go to like those

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phillips

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high schools

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with crazy smart ppl only

shrewd compass
mental osprey
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is it like a rly good highschool tho

shrewd compass
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not insane

mental osprey
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we have double block classes for fking ap environmental science meltingsob

shrewd compass
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our ap chem teacher makes students stay for lunch sessions

mental osprey
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we dont even learn in class

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jeez

shrewd compass
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and mandatory sat classes

mental osprey
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we spend like

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80 minutes talking about conspiracy theories

shrewd compass
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its a private school tho tbf

shrewd compass
karmic nacelle
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im bored and have no association to cornell am i allowed to chat here

shrewd compass
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we be HIGHKEY throwing shade in that class 😭

shrewd compass
karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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anything but studying atp

karmic nacelle
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i need more than two hands to count the amount of free periods we've gotten

mental osprey
karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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i mean i was an academic weapon i GUESS in the years prior

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i had highest possible rigor

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but our school deflates gpa so its ggs

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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i only have 3 classes now ❤️

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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wait cuz lin alg ended

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only physic stat and lit

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have to take stupid gov next sem tho

mental osprey
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how does ur classes end so early

shrewd compass
shrewd compass
karmic nacelle
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ap chem

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ap calc ab

mental osprey
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oh cool

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Im also taking lin alg

karmic nacelle
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ap physics 1: algebra-based

shrewd compass
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coolioo

mental osprey
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and its killing me

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I dont have a math brain

shrewd compass
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didn't take chem cuz i don't have time

mental osprey
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my sat math was lower than my reading for 2 tests..

shrewd compass
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or is it through school

mental osprey
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yeah

shrewd compass
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oh..

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wow

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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most schools only do dual enrollment

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huh

shrewd compass
karmic nacelle
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i hate math oml

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i grinded like a madman

shrewd compass
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ye ngl fk sat

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its such a poor representatoin of your skill

karmic nacelle
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so real

shrewd compass
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like i have this one RICH ASS friend whos stupid asl

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and hes taken the sat 9 times now

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like bro 😭 😭

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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pack it up

karmic nacelle
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oh my god

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lemme count how many times i took it

shrewd compass
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ive taken it 3 times

karmic nacelle
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8 times...

shrewd compass
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but i don't count first 1 cuz i was loser sophmore

shrewd compass
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allat for a 1390 😭

karmic nacelle
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no bcs i tried everything

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tutor

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oneprep

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practise tests

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was so confident i'd get over a 1400

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this exam nerfs my ass so much

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guys i am too pro for this

shrewd compass
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i only did practice tests

potent pond
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i googled tips and tricks

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😭

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ended up choosing ACT over SAT

karmic nacelle
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idk what ppl consider easier

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i never took ACT

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i love being intl

potent pond
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ACT goes higher/further slightly in math but the english/reading section all answers are found in the text

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SAT reading has more interpretation

shrewd compass
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wait @potent pond did u ED cornell?

karmic nacelle
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"stats: 9449393 aps at 5" LET ME BREATHE

potent pond
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no i RD

granite star
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i love the act

shrewd compass
granite star
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being able to take paper exams changed hte whole thing for me

shrewd compass
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did u ed anywhere or nah

potent pond
potent pond
granite star
shrewd compass
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oh ye ur premed

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makes sense

shrewd compass
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regrets

karmic nacelle
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what stuff do you use to study for the ACT anyway /genq

potent pond
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theres ACT prep books just like SAT

mental osprey
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tell you my scores

karmic nacelle
mental osprey
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I had 780 750 first test

potent pond
mental osprey
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760 and 720 lol in the second test

shrewd compass
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ok bro pack it up

potent pond
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bro j flexing

mental osprey
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and 720 790 in the third

stiff oyster
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take IB

mental osprey
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superscore is 1570

potent pond
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gj

shrewd compass
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coolio happythumbsup

mental osprey
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I was disqualified as a korean

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because of my math score

karmic nacelle
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huh

stiff oyster
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wat

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790

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is good

karmic nacelle
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they want 810 atp

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(im actually confused)

stiff oyster
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thats ridiculous

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sat does not measure your math ability lol it just measures how well you can respond to a set of standardized questions under the pressure of time

potent pond
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its quite common for competitive cultures to want a full score

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and its also a common thing to joke about

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😭

stiff oyster
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ngl i didnt read above so mb it was sarcastic idk

shrewd compass
karmic nacelle
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i take things way too literally my bad

mental osprey
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yeah 790 was good but

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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they knew what a B was tho 😭 😭

potent pond
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idk if they were joking but like it aint that deep

mental osprey
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when I got a 720

stiff oyster
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also uhh even tho yall applied im gonna advertise cornell. im msging you from my job

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im being paid to sit in a library backroom and do nothing

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so uh come here

mental osprey
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its really not about how much you know about math

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cuz everything is like geo and alg 2

stiff oyster
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if you know how to derive to the 1st degree

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you can get an 800

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ez

karmic nacelle
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i feel like i'm gonna end up becoming a jew's best friend

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because

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kosher = halal

stiff oyster
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halal station at morrison dining is rlly good

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  • kosher
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always spicier

karmic nacelle
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(but halal ≠ kosher)

stiff oyster
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and better proteins

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i mean idk ik that kosher can be halal

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but not the other way around

karmic nacelle
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Yeah cuz jews don't mix meat & dairy

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muslims have no issue with mixing those iirc

stiff oyster
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my home city used to have a historical jewish population so i had some jewish friends

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they just say they dont follow kosher

shrewd compass
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i remember one lady asking me if the milk we put in our coffee was kosher

karmic nacelle
shrewd compass
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and i didn't know if she was deadass or not

stiff oyster
karmic nacelle
potent pond
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my friend living offcampus needing halal just gets the halal cart every day

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😭

wicked coyote
potent pond
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theres a regal cinema thing

wicked coyote
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like an actual movie theater with new movies

potent pond
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near target

wicked coyote
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i thought i’d have to drive to syracuse to see spiderman 💔

shrewd compass
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@potent pond would u like to partake in bonk gambling?

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check pinned

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gamble if i get in or not ❤️

karmic nacelle
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Does cornell have bisexual girlfriends

sullen ibex
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like lesbians?

wicked coyote
shrewd compass
next goblet
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One more day

wicked coyote
shrewd compass
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@next goblet join bonk gambling

karmic nacelle
# sullen ibex wdym by that

A guy on TikTok asked Mamdani if he'd be providing NYC with bisexual girlfriends, to which Mamdani said, "No"

sullen ibex
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oh bruh

rugged jungleBOT
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Bonked eduroo#0

shrewd compass
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you should join the bonk gambling

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check pinned @sullen ibex

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gamble your bonks if i get into cornlel or not

sullen ibex
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how does bonking work

shrewd compass
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it does nothing

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besides ping someone the yget bonked

sullen ibex
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oh lol

shrewd compass
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like 5 people betting against me baggin cornell 😭

wispy sluice
shrewd compass
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go general and beg rq

rugged jungleBOT
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xtreme00363#0 has been given 40 bonks from carly#0

shrewd compass
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and get bonks from a mod by spampingging

karmic nacelle
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do any of yall have random ahh interests

misty tartan
shrewd compass
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then gamble ⭐

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it was doke srry srry

wispy sluice
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how do i get betted on

shrewd compass
wispy sluice
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im slow sry

shrewd compass
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pinned

misty tartan
wispy sluice
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pinned her?

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here

shrewd compass
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ye

karmic nacelle
sullen ibex
misty tartan
karmic nacelle
misty tartan
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I’ll go find mine

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I have a booklet

shrewd compass
sullen ibex
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like ur betting bonks rihgt?

shrewd compass
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i collect my soda cans but

sullen ibex
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i prob dont have any bonks

shrewd compass
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beg our queen chloe

karmic nacelle
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I miss my cyberpunk addiction

rugged jungleBOT
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Bonked xtreme00363#0

karmic nacelle
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i'm gonna start playing after finals

wispy sluice
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bang

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bonk bonk

shrewd compass
wispy sluice
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so like realistically

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is cornell ed acceptance rate going up or down this year

misty tartan
shrewd compass
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metrocard 💀

misty tartan
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It’s a rare item soon

shrewd compass
misty tartan
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Real

shrewd compass
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also the only1 i recognized

karmic nacelle
misty tartan
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I had a Charlie card from Boston but lost it omw home

karmic nacelle
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HOLY YOU HAVE AN OYSTERCARD

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AND SUICA

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AND PASMO

misty tartan
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My Paris one is from the Olympics

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Well I wasn’t there then

karmic nacelle
misty tartan
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But a bit before

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So they had the card

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The Japan rail pass I didn’t buy myself I found it inside a Don Qui

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So I just took it bc it was expired

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I missed the Osaka world fair I could’ve gotten that if I trekked out

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Same with hello kitty card if I flew into Osaka airport

shrewd compass
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@misty tartan did u ever get a cornell icon/banner?

misty tartan
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Yes

shrewd compass
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❤️

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could u send in dms :))

misty tartan
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Why

shrewd compass
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i wanna see

misty tartan
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You’ll see tomorrow

shrewd compass
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😭

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noooooooooooo

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please

misty tartan
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It’s good practice for waiting for decisions 👍

rugged jungleBOT
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Bonked carly#0

hazy osprey
misty tartan
hazy osprey
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kk

rugged jungleBOT
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Bonked vort1752#0

shrewd compass
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vort u should lwk join the bonk gambling scene

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check cornell pinned 👀

hazy osprey
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bro i gotta write a lit essay basically from scratch to finish by tonight

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& my grade is borderline

shrewd compass
hazy osprey
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ill go lock in

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cya

shrewd compass
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gl

hazy osprey
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tyty

spiral jasper
rugged jungleBOT
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@sullen ibex suddenly feels a deep need to thwack people...

sullen ibex
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yo what

junior kayak
sullen ibex
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r u thinking og jae

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of

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or someone else

junior kayak
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Oh mb

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Lmfao

shrewd compass
sullen ibex
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how do i se how many i have

shrewd compass
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do /remindbonk to see

sullen ibex
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i have 20

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i that good?

shrewd compass
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adn then gamble in link

shrewd compass
sullen ibex
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or maybe i should hedge

shrewd compass
sullen ibex
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oh wait hedging doesnt even work here lol

shrewd compass
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nope

sullen ibex
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imma hedge betwee naccept nad defer for u

shrewd compass
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off of what?

sullen ibex
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5 on accept 5 on defer

shrewd compass
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what stipulates you to to trust me with 20 entire bonks that i will make it past declinatoin

sullen ibex
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15*

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idk im trynna be positive

shrewd compass
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luv u twin

sullen ibex
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bonsk dont matter much to me so

shrewd compass
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did u see the official 😭

sullen ibex
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if my bonks can give u more motivatoin

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so be it

shrewd compass
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nah bonks are going to be died in like 2 days

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its allg

sullen ibex
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lol aight

potent pond
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bros been screwing with my last 5 min of data

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im mcrashing out

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look at that evil face

shrewd compass
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so cute

rugged jungleBOT
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Bonked uomq#0

spice thicket
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Hi guys

potent pond
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not bro betting both for and against u

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😭

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oh defer

shrewd compass
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gamblings fun trust

wicked coyote
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guys can we bet real money im broke

shrewd compass
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wait @misty tartan u hvaen't gambled yet 💔

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u gotta gamble on my cornell admission atleast

misty tartan
misty tartan
shrewd compass
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for the funsies

rugged jungleBOT
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@wicked coyote suddenly feels a deep need to thwack people...

sullen ibex
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see if we bet real money

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i’d drop thousands on ppls rejections

misty tartan
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You can go beg people for more bonks

wicked coyote
karmic nacelle
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I love study suspensions

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I love bad weather

tall marsh
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will take payments for commission in bonks

loud topaz
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fumbled my audition 2day

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karma will even out and cornell will accept me 2morrow 🥹 this is a sign

warm elm
next goblet
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27 hours

warm elm
shrewd compass
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@misty tartan

rugged jungleBOT
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@warm elm suddenly feels a deep need to thwack people...

wicked coyote
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got deferred smile

loud topaz
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deferred is basically an acceptance

wicked coyote
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yea i’ll take it

warm elm
loud topaz
warm elm
loud topaz
warm elm
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That means u didnt stand out and we will reconsider u during rd apps

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Rejection means u didn’t meet our universities standards

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Yes me

tall marsh
warm elm
next goblet
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My friend from my camp who applied ed to cornell got into mit yesterday

sweet haven
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I am

warm elm
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Wow damn

next goblet
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She withdrew her app through email ystd lmao

warm elm
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How cracked she is

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Same level as. U?

next goblet
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Idk

potent pond
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hi

next goblet
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Im kinda dumb tho

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So prob

warm elm
frozen cape
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hiii

frozen cape
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i get her spot instead trust

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🔥

next goblet
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🙏🙏🙏

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Last evening before the BANG

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How we feeling boys

sweet haven
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at my job there’s this lady at the front desk who was annoyed at me yesterday bc she gave me two options regarding what to do with this check and I wanted to ask my supervisor a question before I handed her an actual check to deposit. And my supervisor just asked me today if the lady at the front desk was rude cus she has a reputation for acting like that 💀

frozen cape
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im still like 94% sure im getting deferred

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rejection like 4% and acceptance 2% or sum shit

sweet haven
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Why do some people just wake up mad meltingsob

warm elm
frozen cape
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if they reject me with a triple hook i legit just wont get into any of my targets gang

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😭

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like atp its on me

next goblet
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Lowk im gonna visit if i get in this winter break

frozen cape
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i visited with my mom lowkey gotta go with my dad for accepted students day

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im atp where im trying so hard to build myself up

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im just like lowkey sounding cocky asf

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😭

spice thicket
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Guys they updated the portal!!!

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NOT with decisions

shrewd compass
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NO

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NO PORTAL ASTROLOGY

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OR NO BONKS

spice thicket
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NOOO it looks good

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ITS NOT PORTAL ASTROLOGY

frozen cape
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ooh this is cute

spice thicket
#

Admission decisions will be released on December 18!

Thank you for applying to Cornell University! Your admission decision will be available to view at 7:00 PM U.S. Eastern time on Thursday, December 18. If you have questions about your application in the meantime, please contact the Undergraduate Admissions Office at [email protected].

frozen cape
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everything is gone except decision date

spice thicket
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SEE

pearl river
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woah

spice thicket
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it looks cool

glacial swift
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I’d wait until admitted students

deft jolt
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Oh they removed the checklist and other items

frozen cape
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every time school got me feeling like shit ill just visit cornell to remind myself of what im escaping to trust

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💀

pearl river
glacial swift
frozen cape
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my mom said she'd buy me merch if i got in and lowkey the merch in the physical store was so cute i need it

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😭

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main reason i applied ed trust

shrewd compass
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i plan to burn some cornell shirts on a stake once they rejected me 😔

frozen cape
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i lowkey might not even apply to yale bro i visited that place twice and its just so boring compared to cornell 😭

deft jolt
frozen cape
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i dont see myself wanting to go to a T20 if it isn't cornell

deft jolt
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lol

sweet haven
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in what way 😭

shrewd compass
frozen cape
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okay so

shrewd compass
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tbf i went there when it was raining

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but cornell was beatiful even in the rain ❤️

pearl river
potent pond
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the only cornell merch i have other than stuff from buying from clubs/organizations on campus is the cream quarter zip and a hockey sweatshirt

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most my merch is bought from student orgs

bitter summit
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I have my dads old hoodie

shrewd compass
potent pond
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not a big fan of the bright red nor bear logo

frozen cape
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the yale alum who told me i'd have "no problem" getting into yale then ghosted me when i mentioned cornell ed made me hate the school dont listen to me

glacial swift
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Lowkey like that way more

potent pond
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whats that

sweet haven
glacial swift
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That and a red cornell tanktop for hoco

potent pond
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lol i have a Brown U zipup

sweet haven
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ig he thought u lost interest

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he was gassing u up just to get u to apply

frozen cape
potent pond
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^

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yeah i feel like if i met someone who was a prospective at my uni id be down to talk and whatever

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but if they start mentioning other schools then like idk jack shit abt the other school

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so ill dip until they reask abt yale

pearl river
potent pond
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or whatever

shrewd compass
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ok gn chat

frozen cape
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he reviewed my essays tho 😭

shrewd compass
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its 2:30 here 😔

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3 now

potent pond
frozen cape
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for yale

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and then he just stopped responding it was genuinely really annoying

deft jolt
potent pond
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yeah i would never review an essay for yale

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oh

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lol

pearl river
frozen cape
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like he literally does essay help (we met at the multicultural open house) and then he legit just like

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idk he really pissed me off because at the time i was really confused on what to do

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and now im just soured on yale

potent pond
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i cant hate cuz ive def ghosted a couple kids who i offered to help w an essay when i was free

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because i got not free and deprioritized them

warm elm
pearl river
potent pond
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hes a tweaker bro

pearl river
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hes tweaaaaaking

frozen cape
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the easiest time to get in was during the last century bro

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💀

pearl river
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just donate a building

potent pond
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yall fiending to come to cornell then get here and have to live in sextuples

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😂

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definitely somelvl of selection bias here
but most ppl i asked and who told me had housing issues, were ED

frozen cape
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idk i just cant come up with any compelling reasons to even apply to yale now

sweet haven
potent pond
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like got put in forced triple or sexctuple

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as an EDer

warm elm
potent pond
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obviously theyre phased out halfway thru the sem

pearl river
potent pond
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u dont STAY there

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the entire year

frozen cape
pearl river
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you can become the president of the US

potent pond
pearl river
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join the skull & bones secret society

potent pond
#

fun essays

potent pond
frozen cape
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i went to their food court it was lowkey like 6/10...

potent pond
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idk if thats a secret society

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i think we have quill smth which is the actual ss?

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i have no idea

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too secret

frozen cape
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SEALS??? bro cornell just gets better

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💜

glacial swift
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We have a few

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My friend was tapped for two or three of them last year

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Not that crazy tho

frozen cape
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ill apply to yale if i get deferred from cornell lowkey bc then i know im not just dead in the water

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if i get rejected gang i just want to enjoy my winter break

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😭

potent pond
#

s&s

glacial swift
frozen cape
#

i know LOL

pearl river
#

hows security at cornell

potent pond
#

oh ok lmao

glacial swift
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When you still have motivation

potent pond
#

i was like

frozen cape
potent pond
frozen cape
#

😭

potent pond
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theres like none

glacial swift
pearl river
frozen cape
#

i applied to 12 schools other than cornell

potent pond
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we have like no security

wicked coyote
pearl river
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i hope i dont have to go through that if i do end up there

potent pond
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like yeah we have campus police and all our rotc shit

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but its not like doors locked

deft jolt
potent pond
#

and such

frozen cape
#

i just applied to any school that dared to utter the words "meets 100% demonstrated need" lmao

glacial swift
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Isolation helps a lot with safety

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Lmao

potent pond
#

icl

glacial swift
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Dorms require cornell ID

potent pond
#

if u want me to be honest

tall marsh
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thats what the safety nets are for

pearl river
glacial swift
#

School buildings don’t

potent pond
#

😭

wicked coyote
glacial swift
#

Certain school buildings closed at certain times

potent pond
#

thats like some non-cornellian thinking

deft jolt
glacial swift
#

Not one singular classroom

wicked coyote
potent pond
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id go to barton to ruin finals week for them

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thats like an open field

#

of people

deft jolt
frozen cape
#

lowkey hoping to find some normal people at cornell...

potent pond
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thats the good thing abt cornells size

deft jolt
#

I was lowk just rejected 🙏

potent pond
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theres so many ppl ull def find ur crowd

wicked coyote
wicked coyote
frozen cape
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literally this is why its the only ivy i can really get behind

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i wanted a larger school

wicked coyote
potent pond
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yes lol

glacial swift
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I mean the other ivies aren’t that tiny

potent pond
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we had a competition

pearl river
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yo is the wifi strong

potent pond
#

its good enough

wicked coyote
potent pond
#

some ppl bring their PCs

glacial swift
#

UPenn is like 10k undergrads

deft jolt
wicked coyote
potent pond
#

i did not know that

frozen cape
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lowkey should i consider dartmouth

potent pond
pearl river
deft jolt
wicked coyote
deft jolt
#

Yes? Go ahead

frozen cape
#

so we'll see

deft jolt
frozen cape
#

ill prolly end up grinding out yale essays at some point 😭

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hopefully i just get into the corn university 🔥

deft jolt
deft jolt
junior kayak
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Good luck tomorrow yall

mild flume
#

i am NOT touching my rd essays until january

deft jolt
#

Real

potent pond
#

aint they due in january

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😭 😭

mild flume
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i’m on the full cornell cope train

gilded wharf
deft jolt
wicked coyote
#

what’s the ed acceptance rate at cornell

junior kayak
deft jolt
#

I crammed three whole apps on Nov 1

mild flume
junior kayak
#

I did my cornell essays a few hours before the deadline smile

deft jolt
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Which was when they were due 👅

potent pond
gilded wharf
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just 3 bunks??

potent pond
#

yeah

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ive heard often times its like

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empty

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cuz the ppl dont stay inthe room for obv reasons or they just dont pick cornell or idek

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like 3 ppl in a sextuple

deft jolt
potent pond
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so 3 ppl in a massive lounge

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with 6 beds

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also everyone gets moved out of them before the end of fall sem

deft jolt
potent pond
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so its not that serious

deft jolt
#

Hopefully similar or higher :)

gilded wharf
#

yeah that makesnso much sense😭😭

wicked coyote
deft jolt
#

we got this

wicked coyote
mild flume
#

hopefully A&S is similar in rates

wicked coyote
mild flume
#

that too

deft jolt
#

shhhhh

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let us have hope

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🙏

wicked coyote
#

yo let me cope???

deft jolt
#

fr

potent pond
#

mb

deft jolt
#

nws J

potent pond
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did i fix it

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😭

deft jolt
#

we know you’re looking out for us 🙏

wicked coyote
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thank you 🙏

wicked coyote
mild flume
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im sure test required will make less people apply riiight?

deft jolt
#

We’re all kernels on the same cob

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am I right or what

tall marsh
potent pond
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guys do i get thai or poke for lunch (ive had poke 3 days in a row)

mild flume
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we're all cornballs down here

deft jolt
wispy isle
#

Hey, do any of you guys know why my IDOC is saying all required documents are processed even though I haven’t even submitted anything yet?

tall marsh
potent pond
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but the poke so good

tall marsh
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i dont trust poke during winter

deft jolt
potent pond
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lmao

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okok thai

deft jolt
#

get thai

wicked coyote
#

y’all have chipotle on campus right

potent pond
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no

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we dont have any chains on campus

wicked coyote
#

who lied to me

potent pond
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campus food is just cornell stuff

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we have chipotle downtown

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u can ubereats or take the bus

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or uber

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or drive

wicked coyote
#

lovely

deft jolt
#

Have you ever seen any bears at/near Cornell

pearl river
potent pond
deft jolt
potent pond
#

oh

pearl river
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I’m in Canada so I was thinking if I was gonna bring my pc I might have to disassemble it first

mild flume
deft jolt
#

I mean… bears

potent pond
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u dont know the lore

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😭

deft jolt
#

As in living bears

deft jolt
wicked coyote
mild flume
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most sane rotc student

potent pond
#

its not like illegal

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so they couldnt do anything

deft jolt
potent pond
#

they just asked the students to clear out the fridge

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cuz they stored the meat in the fridge

deft jolt
#

OMG

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😭

potent pond
#

it was in public too

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like the general open first floor

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with the open kitchen

mild flume
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aren't they on a strict diet of crayons?

deft jolt
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well… wasn’t expecting that

pearl river
deft jolt
#

so I assume there are in fact bears nearby—

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Good to know xd

wicked coyote
deft jolt
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Thanks J

glacial swift
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Honestly prefer not having a ton of fast food nearby

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And Starbucks in the target at the mall

potent pond
glacial swift
#

Also five guys

glacial swift
potent pond
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for dinenr

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girl

wicked coyote
potent pond
#

do u like taverna banfi

glacial swift
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When I get it for free yeah

potent pond
#

arbys

wicked coyote
#

i hate all 4 of those

potent pond
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i like subway and wendys

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:(

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how u hate subway u pick ur own stuff

wicked coyote
wicked coyote
potent pond
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oh we have a bunch of poke, thai, and asian restaurants too

tall marsh
#

any dimsum places

wicked coyote
glacial swift
#

Like genuinely

potent pond
tall marsh
#

aww

wicked coyote
mild flume
#

oh hey they updated the portal again

image.png
potent pond
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u can give these all a google, ordered by distance from campus
fusia bento, oishi bowl, pho time, asian chili spot, kokos, xi'an street food, plum tree, gangnam station, four seasons, de tasty hot pot, kimchi, the lotus, spring buffet, hakacha, hot pot meets kbbq

mild flume
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now that it feels real i'm really not feeling great tbh

potent pond
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im def missing a bunch

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omg

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so poong and le cafe too, theyre near campus, arnd kokos

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bibibowl, pokelava

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taichi

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et cetera

deft jolt
frozen cape
#

we meeting up when we get accepted trust 🗣️

mild flume
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that makes you my competition...

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i heard they give you a million dollars if you call them up and say you're withdrawing

mild flume
deft jolt
mild flume
#

oh yeah i would

deft jolt
#

Drink the little puddle of water on top too

glacial swift
#

@potent pond

sullen ibex
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wsg gang

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oh shit what

sullen ibex
sullen ibex
potent pond
#

Oh

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I forgot

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😭

sullen ibex
#

it was prob the best restaurant in ctown imo

potent pond
sullen ibex
#

whens it coming back

potent pond
#

Is it ever?

sullen ibex
#

yea it is

potent pond
#

Ik theyre building residency there

sullen ibex
#

its reopening somewhere else in ctown i hear

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but it needs like 2 years or osmething

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someone was telling me ab this

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theyre rly close w thw owner apparnetly

next goblet
#

26 hours

unique holly
#

stop im scared

next goblet
#

Heeheeheehaw

pearl river
unique holly
#

whatever result i get im going to cry

peak socket
#

glup

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opening this god forsaken portal makes me get a stomach ache every time

loud solstice
#

gl everyone

warm elm
#

Thanksss

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We all will see acceptances tmrw

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33 of us right

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Atleast 20 acceptances from this thread?

wicked coyote
#

100%

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we got this

pearl river
warm elm
#

🤞🤞

potent pond
#

I got ramen

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Not the skull 😭

hot glen
#

Its pmo

potent pond
#

Whyd u make urs skull

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Mines heart automatically

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😭

hot glen
#

I didnt thats the thing 😭

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Wait

potent pond
#

Lmao

#

Maybe it does ur most used rxn

hot glen
#

How tf do i change it

potent pond
#

Settings i think

warm elm
#

Lmaoo

hot glen
#

Aah there we go

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Now its on beans

warm elm
#

😭😭

wicked coyote
loud topaz
#

the concept of getting my decision back while i’m at work

wicked coyote
loud topaz
#

Lowkey I didn’t apply under environmental sustainability but for the calsers who did praying for you all

frozen cape
robust cloak
#

Does Cornell release ED engineering acceptance rate?

warm elm
#

Idts

stiff oyster
#

u can try to do the math

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but its not gonna be 100% accurate

robust cloak
#

Gotcha

stiff oyster
#

also remember that ed acceptance rate is artificially higher

robust cloak
#

Has anyone tried before? I tried looking on Reddit couldn’t find anything

warm elm
#

Im like so freaking scared rn 😬😭

robust cloak
#

Did u also apply engineering

warm elm
#

And i just got an email from ithaca college is this a rejection sign 😭😭

warm elm
robust cloak
warm elm
robust cloak
warm elm
ionic minnow
#

If im not rejected why suddenly in december im getting spammed with ithacaca college

#

Like

frozen cape
ionic minnow
#

"Oh you want an alternative in ithaca too since you got rejected?"