Aeteau College (2024-2025)

[glossy furnace]

plsssss

[worldly spire]

IT'S WORKING

[royal hornet]

WOOOOH

[cunning lake]

I don’t think it’s official yet but I really want a cicada

[glossy furnace]

if yk yk

[worldly spire]

it's been so long since I opened up VSC 💀

[royal hornet]

😔

[lapis mauve]

No

I don’t like that

[royal hornet]

Ah

[worldly spire]

I should probably make a github repo soon

[lapis mauve]

No bugs

[royal hornet]

Wumpus as our mascot?

[cunning lake]

Are you not letting it be any kind of bug

[worldly spire]

that's fair

[lapis mauve]

No bc that’s gonna turn off people who don’t like bugs

[cunning lake]

What if it’s a pretty bug?

[worldly spire]

idk what college would have its mascot as a bug anyway haha

[cunning lake]

Weevil Mascot

[keen thistle]

weevils 💜

[lapis mauve]

Be the dolphins or some shit idk

[cunning lake]

Colleges have Bees

And wasps and shi

[glossy furnace]

WAIT OUR MASCOT CAN BE THE BLAHAJ

THE IKEA PLUSHY SHARK

[cunning lake]

We should think about the lore, about how like it teleports

[keen thistle]

love how we both immediately thought of weevils. Peak bug

[glossy furnace]

Blåhaj!!

[keen thistle]

College of r/196

[fathom wind]

Blåhaj!

[royal hornet]

Blind mole-rat?

[glossy furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[cunning lake]

We could have a seahorse mascot

[keen thistle]

when you get a rejection letter there’s still confetti

[cunning lake]

Or a crab in honor of MD

[royal hornet]

Or just a horse running in the water and call it a seahorse

[cunning lake]

What’s that thing from Scotland called

[royal hornet]

Loch Ness?

[cunning lake]

Where it’s like a horse with a fish tail

Or a unicorn with a fish tale

[glossy furnace]

the thing in percy jackson!

[cunning lake]

We should have our mascot be a Fakemon

[glossy furnace]

hippocampus!!

[royal hornet]

We could just have like a normal dude named Dan or smth as our mascot

[glossy furnace]

(but i will always support the Blåhaj)

[cunning lake]

It should be a hippopotamus for Christmas

AETEAU SHOULD RELEASE DECISIONS EXCLUSIVELY ON THE WEEKENDS

[royal hornet]

Like 3 am on Sunday

[cunning lake]

Exactly

Dr. Pepper is our mascot

It’s a Pepper with a Lab Coat

[glossy furnace]

im getting distracted here im gonna go lock out for a sec

[royal hornet]

I like the idea of a submerged horse and call it a seahorse

[glossy furnace]

@dim wyvern we need a Blåhaj

or else

[cunning lake]

These are cuuute

[keen thistle]

acurittattion

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[dim wyvern]

perfect since we dont support proper spelling and grammar

[idle smelt]

a2c is rolling but only from 3-6am est on the third sunday of the month

you can hear two days after you apply or you can hear two weeks before decision day

it keeps you on your toes

[keen thistle]

applications due august 15th

[glossy furnace]

no, on february 29

[dim wyvern]

and if you dont accept within a milisecond youre auto rejected

[idle smelt]

or you hear by mail. it’s one of the two. but even acceptances are in tiny envelopes

[royal hornet]

Really really strict rescinscion requirements

[cunning lake]

Ooh we could have a Toucan

[glossy furnace]

(admissions only open once every 4 years when all 10 planets align (you have to discover the 10th one))

[cunning lake]

OR a migratory bird

To represent our teleportation

[idle smelt]

if you ED it is legally binding

[keen thistle]

all ten plants in the world

[idle smelt]

carol folt will be our president

[royal hornet]

Make them look like advertisements so that u accidentally throw them away

[dim wyvern]

but actually legally binding

and if you RD its legally binding

and if you waitlist its legally binding

[idle smelt]

if there is anyone who can mismanage funds it’s her

[dim wyvern]

and if youre rejected its legally binding

[idle smelt]

money laundering scheme

[dim wyvern]

therefore you can only get into aeteau or nowhere

talk about prestige

[cunning lake]

We gotta make a mascot

[keen thistle]

political science majors will be taught by such experienced experts as yoon suk yeol and Liz truss

[cunning lake]

The Professors for Rankings Sciences should be the Guardians @lapis mauve

[dim wyvern]

whats the most annoying and perfectionist animal? cuz thats a2c af

[royal hornet]

Humans

[dim wyvern]

real ok perfect

[royal hornet]

Just make a random person the mascot, and once that dude graduates change the mascot

[keen thistle]

the logo is automatically changed every time a new student is admitted. last student to be admitted is the logo until next admissions cycle

[dim wyvern]

and students have to submit the logo

only half a student admitted per century

[cunning lake]

Dickinson Colleges unofficial mascot is a mermaid and their official one is a red devil. I think that’s badass

[keen thistle]

tuition is -$10,000 (we pay you to go here)

[cunning lake]

Our Mascot: The Violet Devil

[royal hornet]

No the rich people get full rides and the ppl needing aid are full cost

[sterile marsh]

There are 100,000 different scholarships and there is a different portal for each one.

[keen thistle]

gpa optional test mandatory applictions

[sterile marsh]

Actually there is a different portal for each application question

[peak bramble]

and you need to fill out different variations of personal information

[dim wyvern]

i fear that makesw ikt easier

[royal hornet]

Each one is like a five dollar scholarship

[peak bramble]

and it doesn’t save automatically

[dim wyvern]

way too generous

i was thinking a penny

[cunning lake]

Lowkey… for some that kinda makes sense. I don’t like test req but like, something different than the SAT or ACT.

Lowkey like I think grades being a thing in admissions is bad, because it makes taking a class only to get a good grade in it instead of learning and a tool used by your professor to tailor the class to you

[keen thistle]

2500 word supplementals

(there are 5 of them)

[cunning lake]

All of our essays should I have character requirements, not word requirements

[royal hornet]

Admissions through hand to hand combat after all of these essays and technicalities

[dim wyvern]

2500 nmin

[keen thistle]

question 1; what is your favorite Taylor swift album

[cunning lake]

“College Acronyms” like NGMI should be a class in the School of College

[dim wyvern]

correct answer is none

[royal hornet]

Explain why in a brief essay of 3000 words minimum

[exotic stratus]

Red duh

[cunning lake]

Can we have Medieval Craftsmanship be a class

Tabletop RPG studies 🥶

[keen thistle]

question 2; why NOT aeteau?

[fallen wolf]

Aeteau wouldn't be pronounced anything liked A2C.

[royal hornet]

Meaning?

[keen thistle]

question 3: how will you negatively impact the community at aeteau?

[fallen wolf]

The College is for lames and losers

[exotic stratus]

essays have a maximum number of allowed grammar mistakes

[royal hornet]

Q4: how will aeteau negatively impact you

[honest pine]

i heard that admission for this school was just a click away?

[fallen wolf]

Everything should be built in art deco futurist Raymond hood hugh ferriss style

[cunning lake]

Honestly, I think this would be a great prompt for a college to use.

It discourages “dream school” fantasies

[keen thistle]

q5 since this was sent 1 second after the other q4

[fallen wolf]

No dude colleges r like your insecure gf
They constantly need reaffirming

[cunning lake]

Fun fact if your gf is insecure there is reason to believe you are ugly bc she lowered her standards to be with you

Or so the internet says

Anyway that’s not Aeteau college talk

[fallen wolf]

That's true

[keen thistle]

Most important factor in admissions is demonstrated interest

[cunning lake]

Yes

[fallen wolf]

Im interested I'm the Aeteauvian baddies

[cunning lake]

But still require the “why Not Aeteau?”

[fallen wolf]

As is my friend izapril

[cunning lake]

This sounds like a fantasy race

[keen thistle]

show up to campus and everyone has elf ears

[fallen wolf]

Goblins who never see the sunlight

[cunning lake]

ABG Aeteauvian Baddie Girl

[keen thistle]

School anthem is high hopes by panic at the disco

[fallen wolf]

What about our rivalry with Apteau College

[fallen wolf]

Lmao

[cunning lake]

We should have a “School of ESports”

[keen thistle]

Department of Roblox, gen Ed courses include “intro to adopt me”

[cunning lake]

Perfect

[median marsh]

u get autorejected if u never visited

[cunning lake]

Which is perfect because the college teleports at random

Imagine scheduling a flight to Angola for Aeteau college just for it to teleport to something like Rome

[trim shell]

dress to impress major?

[keen thistle]

Aeteau heard the phrase “Rome wasn’t built in a day” and decided to prove it wrong. Daily relocation of campus

[keen thistle]

Fashion famous as a historical alternative

[sterile marsh]

Students are unfortunately not teleported with the college

[cunning lake]

“Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, Aeteau was!” Should be our sports chant

[sterile bramble]

what is this thread

[hot kayak]

somehow this still sounds better than NEU's BS

[cunning lake]

We don’t have traditional sports though, only Esports

[keen thistle]

Real and true info of the current #1 US News ranked college

[hot kayak]

this school doesnt take applications its just a draft pick

[dim wyvern]

PERFECT SPOT WIGGLE THANK U FOR UR WORK

we can advertise proximity to major cities

[keen thistle]

#1 appeal is proximity to Bridgeport CT

[tardy folio]

proximity to westchester county (its where all the a2newyorkers are)

[tardy folio]

looks like the land currently belongs to a jewish summer camp

[narrow wing]

I think it'd be funny if the only sports were like lacrosse, equestrian, croquet, etc

[tardy folio]

and squash

[narrow wing]

Yess

Pickleball 😭

[keen thistle]

polo (not water polo, regular polo)

[tardy folio]

pickleball should be BANNED

[lapis mauve]

Average internship application experience through workday

[keen thistle]

what do you think of our wonderful ideas

[cunning lake]

And competitive underwater basket weaving

Can Underwater Basket Weaving be a class in Westcote?

[keen thistle]

if you’re caught weaving baskets above water they throw you into a pond, Salem witch trials style

[cunning lake]

Running With a Steel Ball should be a sport

[pliant portal]

We could become the second school to have a Bagpiping Major

[cunning lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gyros-steel-ball-gyro-zeppeli-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-steel-ball-run-gif-1384138153839942203

[keen thistle]

wh. what is the first one

[pliant portal]

Why? I do that with two of them everyday

[cunning lake]

Run with this ball

[pliant portal]

Carnegie Mellon

[keen thistle]

oh damn cool

i expected like. somewhere in Scotland or something

[cunning lake]

||Bc it cures paraplegia while yours cause it||

[tardy folio]

im going to chase you with a very powerful magnet

[wild nova]

I HAVE COMPLETED MY CONCURRENT CLASSES 🔥

[pliant portal]

NO

MY ONLY WEAKNESS

[wild nova]

now i can just chill through my hs classes

[worldly spire]

hey everyone

https://aeteau-college.web.app/

it's not very pretty but it exists

[cunning lake]

We should have a Co-Op but instead of Students working with companies, Company employees work for students

[pliant portal]

This seems like a phishing link

[lapis mauve]

I’m on mobile rn so I will have to look later

[keen thistle]

website speedrun

[worldly spire]

oops haven't made it mobile compatible yet

no worries

[cunning lake]

Aeteau competes in D0 sports

[keen thistle]

i can see the home page on mobile at least

[worldly spire]

lol

it is not a phishing link

this is just the default domain

[worldly spire]

oh ok nice

I don't think it would look nice though

[keen thistle]

that’s what a phishing link would say 🤨

[keen thistle]

yeah it does not, i have to use landscape mode or the letters get cut off

assuming this is not the intended design lol

[worldly spire]

lol nope

gotta start making it all mobile compatible

and also adding the other pages of course

[cunning lake]

Perfect

[worldly spire]

idk what ideas are agreed yet or not though

is the google doc canon or no

[timber geyser]

There should be a max act score

[keen thistle]

we need the college president (a2ctfo) to approve our many pending ideas

[cunning lake]

So far I think only the Name, Location (which teleports), schools, and then biggreen is director of admissions while Chloe is President

And motor

Motto

And cooors

Colors

[glossy furnace]

wait i thought the location teleported

[open briar]

Respect to our noble founder (John Aeteau, 1635-1636)

[glossy furnace]

bro died within 1 year of being born

speedran life

[sterile marsh]

Students aren't teleported with the campus

[glossy furnace]

he was the cousin that all our parents talked about

[worldly spire]

ah ok

[worldly spire]

💀

founded it at 1 year old

[keen thistle]

i hope high hopes is canonized as the school motto

i mean anthem

[worldly spire]

yesss

only school that you're not cooked

(though with some of these ideas you might be)

[timber geyser]

Introduce race based admissions

[keen thistle]

instead of yield protection we should have yield destruction. 100% ED rejection rate

[sterile marsh]

Housing is random, and you get the completely opposite roommate that you wanted.

[glossy furnace]

bro we need an anthem too

[timber geyser]

And housing is only guaranteed and required in your graduating semester

[keen thistle]

i’m gunning for high hopes by panic at the disco

[sterile marsh]

i thought this was the anthem

Oh yeah

lol

[keen thistle]

before then housing is still mandatory. if you don’t get it you’re kicked out of the college

[sterile marsh]

Lol

[keen thistle]

you still have to pay tuition

[timber geyser]

Housing options only include 30 person barracks

• with 29 person options available of course

[keen thistle]

$4000 more per semester

[hardy delta]

free tuition for everyone but one student

that student gets to pay for everyone else

[timber geyser]

Need blind only for international students

[sterile marsh]

Since the college teleports it's only need blind for "international students" depending on where the AOs are when they read the app

[latent garden]

Oh this sounds ripe for me

[honest pine]

can i be the ai professor

[latent garden]

Spector College of Law

[honest pine]

i will teach them how to detect ai in ppl’s college applications

[royal hornet]

Can I be ur ta 🥺

[latent garden]

“The Tribal Tree of Nigerian Royal Families”

[timber geyser]

All law degrees must be paired with an MBA to graduate

[royal hornet]

Hannibal Lecter Culinary School

[honest pine]

ofc

[keen thistle]

i, your bitter rival a la Perry the platypus, will teach students how to use AI

[royal hornet]

There was a keyword in that wasn’t there

[latent garden]

Someone who knows Latin should fix it lollll

[royal hornet]

Hell nah

[latent garden]

YESSSSS

[royal hornet]

We don’t speak English or Latin

[keen thistle]

it’s better incorrect i think

[latent garden]

Because then angry rejected students get a voicemail instead of a person lollll

[dim wyvern]

got a 4.0. my first semester here at aeteau!

[lapis mauve]

Not the ideas section

That was brainstorming

The top part above it is tho

Depending on how in depth we want pages to be I can start writing up descriptions for majors/departments and whatnot

We still need a logo tho

[latent garden]

Or or get this

DUEL ENROLLMENT

[latent garden]

Practical Application of Acronyms

[worldly spire]

oh ok thanks that's good

[latent garden]

Channeling our frustrations into brainstorming chaos

[worldly spire]

there's been a... lot of options

[latent garden]

Oh and niche crap like cricket

[cunning lake]

Yeah that it’ll be a course

[worldly spire]

so uh why did we end up choosing aeteau

I might have missed that part

[lapis mauve]

Pronounced like a2

[worldly spire]

ohhhhhh

[cunning lake]

Aeteau is kind of cooking guys

[worldly spire]

very creative

[lapis mauve]

Yeah I just don’t want an ai one

[sterile bramble]

aedrux

[lapis mauve]

Ideally

[cunning lake]

We can use it for like just idea generation

[lapis mauve]

Yeah that’s fine

But for the final one I mean

[cunning lake]

I think we should pick a migratory animal of some kind for our mascot bc I think since Aeteau teleports around it should mirror that

[sterile bramble]

canadian goose

[lapis mauve]

I thought aeteau was in New York

I saw most people agreed on that

[keen thistle]

we should have a whale but it’s too big to fit in the frame of the logo so it’s only like. one fin

[cunning lake]

Oh maybe the Teleporting around the world was unofficial

Why did we say New York?

[lapis mauve]

I saw this

[keen thistle]

center of the ivy leagues, geographically

[cunning lake]

Ohhh

[keen thistle]

weighted by number of students

[cunning lake]

Yeah no that’s good

[keen thistle]

i’ve already memorized aeteau lore…

[sterile bramble]

aedrux school of brainrot

at aeteau

[cunning lake]

Fun fact about Aeteau city

Note the Prize Fighters

Very in line with our method of student retention

And scholarships

We will say its a tradition we got from our local area

We will be the First 4 year university in Fallsburg

[sterile marsh]

We have 9 "noble" prize winners as faculty in the college.

[cunning lake]

Perfect

[royal hornet]

Look up ignoble prize

We can hire them as faculty

[safe pulsar]

The theater major grades are inflated here

[cunning lake]

We should have MUN as a major

Or as a Concentration of Theater

[open briar]

Lads should I compose an alma mater for Auteau College

[ocean jolt]

I can be the person who builds computers and stuff

And founder of valorant team

[open briar]

Yes

You are the Dean of the Aeteau College School of Computer Science

Congratulations

[ocean jolt]

Wow

Prestigious role

Considering I don't know like any coding

[open briar]

Just plagiarize off of GitHub

or StackOverflow

[ocean jolt]

Actually real

[glossy furnace]

that is basically the life of a cs major

[compact raptor]

aeteau college should involve themselves in developing a brainrot course

[mortal portal]

no way someone pinged for this shi

[worldly spire]

....

I feel troubled by this

[worldly spire]

this is hilarious haha

[vast spoke]

A college about how to apply to college

Or C*ntology and Slaymatics

[vast spoke]

Minecraft Architecture

Bachelor of Communications but it’s trolling on Roblox.

Bachelor of Architecture but it’s just building in Minecraft

Bachelor of Journalism but it’s just writing for the A2C newsletter

Bachelor of Music History but it’s just being a kpop fan and recounting rap beefs

Bachelor of Fine Arts but its… well actually this might be the same

Bachelor of Law but its playing Ace Attorney

Bachelor of Archaeology but its just watching Indiana Jones

Bachelor of Political Sciences but the politics is on fictional worlds

I could go on I fear

[lapis mauve]

where did you make this

its cute

i also love the actual text lol

[gleaming bane]

BFA is the type of modern art that's a plain red canvas and you have to discuss the meaning of the exact shade the artist chose

[hollow shadow]

the font scratches my brain so nicely

oh to be a silly little person who signs off the acceptance and rejection letters

[latent garden]

“I regret to inform you” would likely be better verbiage

And “we cannot offer you admission•

[green knot]

o

pls accept me????!?11>??\

[spark birch]

can variations of interdisciplinary studies be the only majors available

[sonic urchin]

is the mascot gojo satoru

also add a lawn management major

[woven wraith]

I got really confused why I was in a thread for some college I had never heard of before

💀

[smoky pendant]

do you think Aeteau will accept my transfer app next year

[sterile marsh]

Aeteau is too prestigious

[potent spade]

Wait is this a real college

[lapis mauve]

It will be soon

Chat when the next round of deferrals and rejections come around I ask you to encourage your peers to apply to Aeteau College

Please go on the Reddit and tell people that

[thorn hornet]

yo

[lapis mauve]

Hello

Welcome teau the thread

[thorn hornet]

what is this

[lapis mauve]

Aeteau College of course

It’s the next revolutionary college

[tulip fog]

you need to submit 15 5-word essays to apply

[lapis mauve]

I decided Monticello

Wait

Is there space

Chat why is all land taken

[stray tapir]

anyone named john has a 15% higher rate of getting accepted

[tardy folio]

i rizzed up the town council and they chartered us this plot of land

[stray tapir]

near walmart 🙏

[tardy folio]

its actually a pretty fire plaza to have right next to our institution

[stray tapir]

hampton is our dorm

🙏

[tardy folio]

this is a small town of like less than 10k people

[stray tapir]

isnt that like

most of the

college city pop #

at least for less ubran areas

[tardy folio]

for aeteau's peer institutions, probably

[hollow shadow]

rejection letter cooked up

[thorn hornet]

fuck bro

i should apply

[verbal ingot]

hi guys

[wicked pewter]

Just realized aetaeu is referring to "A2"

[tardy folio]

small nitpick but if we're going totes frenchie we should probably spell aeteau as aeteaux

[wicked pewter]

Aetoe

[thorn hornet]

i thought it was /ˌəˈtʰoʊ/

[royal hornet]

It has to be passive aggressive as well

Like “we at Aeteau hold a high academic standard for our admitted students, which ensures that they will be able to succeed. Unfortunately, you do not meet those standards.

[sonic urchin]

Aeteau Colleges

the mascot is just colleges

[dull breach]

Would the library be discord chat archives
Printed as books

[dim crane]

It should have a brainrot quiz to see if students pass the vibe check

[dull breach]

And reddit ones too I guess

[dim crane]

SAT (skibidi assessment test)

Idk

[meager beacon]

did anyone already suggest everything is non-stem?

[exotic stratus]

books of certain users' message logs

[river geyser]

Keep it underwater

The admission criteria is that you should be able to build a submarine all by yourself

[tame lion]

is this fr

or a joke

admissions requirement: you first need to be admitted to every college in us

also a nobel prize cos why the fk not

[proven robin]

Does this college do agri

[shrewd axle]

You also need to be #1 in Spotify Wrapped if you’re going for a music degree (autoadmit)

[burnt ravine]

It would be located in California, preferably in the now abandoned and large military base near the golden gate bridge. We’ll offer majors in law, liberal arts, music, engineering, and sciences. some more unique majors offered would include UI/UX design, criminal justice, and theme park engineering degrees.

it would be a prestigious college, but uniquely would would prioritize passion over min-maxing stats - as a result, the college would put a unique emphasis on portfolios and interviews. this also helps to attract companies in the area to hire from our school more because we can certify the quality and desire of our student body. additionally, all majors are able to be selected by students entering sophomore year (that’s right, even comp sci). majors are difficult to transfer between, requiring similar requirements as to students transferring to the college for a particular major. department sizes will match demand (of course while reasonable to ensuring the major is financially viable and the maximum capacity of students.) instead, diverse skillsets and interests will be prioritized in students taken in from the application process to ensure that majors don’t get overfilled. sports would be a minor priority, focus being given on football and basketball teams. a majority of sports will not be offered or played, especially at the beginning. this could change a few decades down the line, but coaches will be given a very limited amount of power in the decision process, instead giving students who present that talent an advantage in the application process rather than an auto-admit.

there that’s my answer to the thread

[stiff nova]

Application process would include submitting a 3 minute video of yourself meow-rapping the song "fein"

Students must submit an SAT, ACT, or GED score with a minimum threshold, although the score itself isnt considered, there is a minimum.

There are 3 levels of admission:

Denied (your not good enough)
Pathways (your good enough but we are full asf so we want you to take a gap year or two while we build more buildings)
Offerred (you have a guaranteed spot here)

Also can I be in charge of the Aeteau Law School 🙏

Law school

[stiff nova]

chat

my fav law technique to teach

https://tenor.com/view/speechbubble-speech-bubble-please-meme-gif-25693113

[dull breach]

the law school department is just watching the entirety of Suits

[quaint pivot]

habe a 6 year med program

offer research and shadowing opportunities

elite professors

[fallen wolf]

within striking distance to me

Unlike other colleges Aeteau doesn't offer 'real-world' experience. Instead students will shadow ABGs and Bay Area sweats in the growing fields of being a lame and playing valorant.

[fallen wolf]

Writing this much at one time would have you kicked out and fed to the Aeteauvian fraternity Gamma Alpha Ypsilon

[worldly spire]

https://aeteau-college.web.app/

website updated

still doesn't look good on mobile

also I stole the image it's just a placeholder

[stiff nova]

thats gonna be me

[stiff nova]

respectfully

this

SUCKS

use next.js

can we work on it together so it sucks les

also wait

application fee 0?

[worldly spire]

I'm aware 💀

I suck at web design

[stiff nova]

wanna vc and work together on it?

this is a temporary base made using v0

https://2iguce0uedqjqpqg.vercel.app/

its pretty good so far

i need better photos and stuff

[worldly spire]

I have to go in a few mins

but I basically took this role because I thought no one else would do it

[stiff nova]

ok

welp

[worldly spire]

that does look really good

[sterile marsh]

Do y'all use cursor

[stiff nova]

im working on making automatic admissions decisions

ynw wait

no automatic

ima get a mysql database and have it send decisions over to there for a2ctfo to read

@lapis mauve open your dms to me ill send you a password in a sec

[worldly spire]

I can definitely help with the site but I'm not very experienced haha
also yeah we should have a real committee review apps >:)

[stiff nova]

ok

[open briar]

microsoft paint :)

[open briar]

That's actually so for real

[stiff nova]

POV: the npm data file for aeteau college website

{
"name": "aeteau_college",
"version": "0.1.0",
"description": "A college website for the gayest of colleges!",
"main": "index.js",
"scripts": {
"test": "echo "Error: no test specified" && exit 1"
},
"repository": {
"type": "git",
"url": "git+https:/ /github.com/KKbutter2281/aeteau_college.git"
},
"keywords": [
"website",
"college",
"a2c",
"meme",
"gay"
],
"author": "KKbutter2281, SuperPhantomUser, Carly, The A2 Community",
"license": "ISC",
"bugs": {
"url": "https:/ /github.com/KKbutter2281/aeteau_college/issues"
},
"homepage": "https:/ /github.com/KKbutter2281/aeteau_college#readme"
}

dont worry i broke the links

but like

the description is

"A college website for the gayest of colleges!"

writing an aeteau fight song

[open briar]

Ooooo

[worldly spire]

💀

I can't-

kinda true though

[stiff nova]

https://www.myteklab.com/apps/beepbox/player/#song=8n31s6k0l00e03t2mm0a7g0fj07i0r1o3210T5v1L4u42q1d1f6y1z7C1c0h0H_RBHBziiii9998T1v1L4uc8q1d2f3y4z1C0c0A1F0B2V1Q2070Pb660E0191T1v1L4u39q1d5f6y2z8C1c0A0F0B0V1Q38e0Pa610E0861T4v1L4uf0q1z6666ji8k8k3jSBKSJJAArriiiiii07JCABrzrrrrrrr00YrkqHrsrrrrjr005zrAqzrjzrrqr1jRjrqGGrrzsrsA099ijrABJJJIAzrrtirqrqjqixzsrAjrqjiqaqqysttAJqjikikrizrHtBJJAzArzrIsRCITKSS099ijrAJS____Qg99habbCAYrDzh00b4x80000000004w000000014h000000004h400000000p1_Kq_wceGGGGGGGyGGGGpGGGO5lhdlllBllllllllll0kTvWirzY6CYnR4SLM0000

i represent the a2world for the a2gangsters son

[stiff nova]

any feedback

ynw time to be real

[open briar]

You're doing like a football game fight song right

[stiff nova]

yes

[raven cliff]

whats this colleges football team

[stiff nova]

did you hear the song tho

[raven cliff]

d1?

which division

mascot

[stiff nova]

how was it

[open briar]

it sounds very familiar

[stiff nova]

ynw

[open briar]

forgot the name of the actual song 😭

[stiff nova]

https://www.myteklab.com/apps/beepbox/player/#song=8n31s6k0l00e05t2mm0a7g0fj07i0r1o3210T5v1L4u42q1d1f6y1z7C1c0h0H_RBHBziiii9998T1v1L4uc8q1d2f3y4z1C0c0A1F0B2V1Q2070Pb660E0191T1v1L4u39q1d5f6y2z8C1c0A0F0B0V1Q38e0Pa610E0861T4v1L4uf0q1z6666ji8k8k3jSBKSJJAArriiiiii07JCABrzrrrrrrr00YrkqHrsrrrrjr005zrAqzrjzrrqr1jRjrqGGrrzsrsA099ijrABJJJIAzrrtirqrqjqixzsrAjrqjiqaqqysttAJqjikikrizrHtBJJAzArzrIsRCITKSS099ijrAJS____Qg99habbCAYrDzh00b4x8i000000004x800000014h000000004h400000000p1_Kq_wceGGGGGGGyGGGGpGGGO5lhdlllBllllllllll0kTvWirzY6CYnR4SLM0000

that should be good

[stiff nova]

still dre by dr dre

[stiff nova]

wrong url

https://www.myteklab.com/apps/beepbox/player/#song=8n31s7k2l02e07t2mm0a7g0fj07i0r1o3210T1v1L2u60q1d6f4y1z6C0c0AbF8B7V6Q0471Peb9aE0001T1v1L4u70q1d1f7y1z1C1c0A1F9B2V1Q1000Pdc74E018bT3v1L4ud8q1d4f9y1z1C0SU006050woha9999T4v1L4uf0q1z6666ji8k8k3jSBKSJJAArriiiiii07JCABrzrrrrrrr00YrkqHrsrrrrjr005zrAqzrjzrrqr1jRjrqGGrrzsrsA099ijrABJJJIAzrrtirqrqjqixzsrAjrqjiqaqqysttAJqjikikrizrHtBJJAzArzrIsRCITKSS099ijrAJS____Qg99habbCAYrDzh00b4h4h4h4h00004x8icw000000000000004h4h4h4h000p21iKq_waGGGGqGGGGGCGGGGGE1jtfx9KfQ4R_ddWfRjhYMddtdldldldldldg02Czd8W2ewzE8W2ewzE8W2c0

thats the right one

did i cook

can i be head of law school and the band instructor

[open briar]

Congratulations, Mr. Dean of the Law School and Director of Bands

[stiff nova]

thank you :3

also head of IT

[chilly ledge]

there should be a school anthum

called brainrot anthem

[stiff nova]

this is the school anthem

[open briar]

I'm composing an Alma Mater rn

But not a fun Alma Mater

[stiff nova]

what is an alma mater

[open briar]

Aeteau College deserves only the most boring of Alma Maters

It's like a slow school anthem

Like a chorale

[chilly ledge]

cazy

[open briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GvMawbo138

[stiff nova]

ok

[stiff nova]

make sure it has the words "fuck r/chanceme"

also

we need a rival

[ocean jolt]

most slummy ivy league?

[open briar]

Our rival is Ivy University

we just take the worst aspects of each Ivy

[cursive tree]

one page should have the first letter of each line spell this

[open briar]

and mush it into 1

[stiff nova]

better idea

penn state is the least active thread on r/a2c

the discor

so

wait better

our rival is chanceme university

[ocean jolt]

wasnt stanford the reason why we made aeteau

[stiff nova]

ok so

uhh

we need a staff page

1 sec

now making the website using the colors that yall wanted

im incorporating every idea in the google doc

sounds like something furina would be extra denied for

so

@ocean jolt can you write a short thing about the CS program

[ocean jolt]

time to ask chat

[ocean jolt]

Aeteau University’s competitive computer science program is renowned for its rigorous curriculum and emphasis on innovation. Students are immersed in a diverse range of topics, from foundational algorithms and data structures to cutting-edge fields like artificial intelligence, cybersecurity, and quantum computing. With a strong focus on hands-on learning, the program encourages collaboration through research projects, hackathons, and industry partnerships. Faculty members are leaders in their fields, providing mentorship and opportunities to engage in groundbreaking research. The program’s graduates are highly sought after by top tech companies and graduate schools, making Aeteau University a premier destination for aspiring computer scientists.

[stiff nova]

i aint readin al that

[ocean jolt]

Aeteau University’s computer science program is highly competitive, offering a rigorous curriculum that spans foundational topics and cutting-edge fields like AI and cybersecurity. Students gain hands-on experience through research, hackathons, and industry collaborations, guided by expert faculty. Graduates are highly sought after, making the program a top choice for aspiring computer scientists.

[balmy flare]

bunch of stuff isn't on there

scroll up in this thread for more

[stiff nova]

i will

1 sec tho

[worldly spire]

also not everything on there is canon

[stiff nova]

by the way

i am now the dean of law school, head of the band, and head of IT

because well

i made the song and did the website

btw

every single student who is admitted will recieve a free complimentary school branded pipe bomb

why is chatgpt cooking

[open briar]

Ladies and Gentlemen I have composed an Alma Mater. I tried to make it as stuffy and over-dramatic as possible ;)

[stiff nova]

lyrics?

sing them

[open briar]

Im not the Aeteau Choir Director smh

wait

oopsie it's in the wrong key

I need to fix that

Ladies and Gentlemen, the actual Aeteau Alma Mater.

[stiff nova]

yo

you are now the assistant band director

or

why not

dean of the music school

because my bands gonna be playing rock music

and not like us by kendrick lamar

and fein

and "she said she from the islands"

[worldly spire]

oh nice

wow this "school" is actually coming along

(for now)

I can probably do something within admissions

[stiff nova]

we need a discord server

@lapis mauve make one

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-25532101

admitted students only also

im gonna add a webhook so that admissions is in a seperate discord server

and when someone makes a request

you either deny defer waitlist accept or femboytorture them

[shrewd axle]

Or what

What does that entail

[stiff nova]

what does what entail

[shrewd axle]

That last option

[stiff nova]

oh femboytorture?

thats nothing

dont worry about it

its just getting locked in a room with 75 femboys and 76 maid outfits

and if you escape you get admitted

and if you dont

well lets not focus on that

[cunning lake]

Aeteau what’s happening

What are the next decisions

[cunning lake]

Beautiful

[stiff nova]

@ocean jolt

Kokoro Nashi?

[chrome sentinel]

Apateu university frfr

[cunning lake]

I should be dean of the department of homogeneity.

[stiff nova]

Anyone else works at aeteau?

[cunning lake]

Not actually

[stiff nova]

I need all of your fake names and a fake photo youd like to use

[cunning lake]

Aren’t we just using our A2C profiles

[stiff nova]

Ok

But a professional fake name would be nicer i guess

[cunning lake]

True we should vote on it

[stiff nova]

Im using a professional name

You can pick for yourself

[cunning lake]

Justin Aeteau

Entrepreneur who donated building to the college

[stiff nova]

Dr. Justin Aeteau? Mr. Justin Aeteau? Prof. Justin Aeteau?

Wait

You know the main guy is john aeteau

[cunning lake]

Dr.

[stiff nova]

ok

you his brother?

[cunning lake]

Oh

I didn’t know that

Did we figure out John Aeteau’s background

[stiff nova]

Im gonna do a bio page for him

Hes gonna be your asian cousin basically

Got his diploma at 7

Graduated harvard with honors at 11

Bachelors in CS of course

Paused his education to be a femboy

Rejoined stanford and got a doctorate in english

[cunning lake]

And found a business of course

[stiff nova]

Yes

[cunning lake]

He actually co founded Microsoft

[stiff nova]

After graduating, he founded a nonprofit dedicated to helping poor students graduate high school

[cunning lake]

Oh yeah this

[stiff nova]

He mind wiped everybody to remove any knowledge of obamas last name

He later decided he wanted to help others like him

So he started a college at just 24 years old

[cunning lake]

Yes

[stiff nova]

At 24.5 he was assassinated by john pork

[cunning lake]

It can’t be that obvious

[stiff nova]

fine

[open briar]

thanks! :)

[stiff nova]

He was assasinated by Cai Haoyu

(ceo of genshin)

[cunning lake]

It needs to be shot during a duel with Eype Stodin

And that’s what inspired our colleges dueling tradition

[stiff nova]

better

a duel versus Cai Haoyu

[cunning lake]

(Play on words of AP student)

[stiff nova]

bro

genshin impact ceo

After his death Cai Haoyu mourned so hard he released a game about their duels

called

GENSHIN IMPACT

[cunning lake]

What does Genshin mean

Like I know the game

But what’s the etymology

[stiff nova]

Genshin means original god

[cunning lake]

How do we relate that to the Duel

[stiff nova]

THE DUEL WAS DONE IN THE GARDEN OF EVE 🔥

[cunning lake]

Like the naming

[stiff nova]

no

thats too secular

THE DUEL WAS DONE IN A CHURCH

GENSHIN

GOD

[cunning lake]

Which has since become the main feature of the college.

Gothic Cathedral, to be clear

[stiff nova]

YESSSSS

[stiff nova]

no better

IT WAS A Pastafarianism CHURCH

[cunning lake]

Goes on all of the merch

[cunning lake]

Ooh I like it

[stiff nova]

you know what religion that is right

[cunning lake]

Yeah

[stiff nova]

the FLYING SPAGHETTI

[stiff nova]

fuck ai

[cunning lake]

Here’s the church

[stiff nova]

@ebon abyss you know what to do

[cunning lake]

^

[stiff nova]

a pasta church

[cunning lake]

Design a Pastafarian church

Make it a cathedral

So it’s big

And a good attraction

[ebon abyss]

PASTA CHURCH

[stiff nova]

YES

[lapis mauve]

They’ve been open

[ocean jolt]

Hi sorry I was moving smth for my parents

[stiff nova]

istg i thought u blocked me

[stiff nova]

its fine

@ebon abyss recruitment?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-bomb-gif-23871073

[lapis mauve]

Nope

[stiff nova]

ok

ill send it to you once i get the database running

[stiff nova]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-peter-guitar-peter-griffin-guitar-peter-griffin-eating-guitar-gif-25111080

[pine sable]

Skibidi

[pine sable]

Dop dop dop

Yes yes

[stiff nova]

women aptly belongs in the school of astrology

because its harder to understand them then the stars

[lapis mauve]

We’re not doing that

Don’t make this incel school pls

[stiff nova]

ok

@lapis mauve your gonna be dean of admissions i assume?

[lapis mauve]

I think jp might idk

Bc in the current a2canon I’m executive director of staff admissions

[pine sable]

Most difficult major

[stiff nova]

i need a username, pfp, and short 2-3 sentence bio for facualty page

[pine sable]

I mean at least you didn’t put women under minor

💀

[stiff nova]

ngl

thats a good idea

[lapis mauve]

Erm

I don’t think

[stiff nova]

im kidding

mainly because

why would you study women for the majority of your classes

thats a bit weird

(just barely passing the ban hammer)

[latent garden]

I’ll take an AD or AVP position 😉

[stiff nova]

Head of undergraduate outreach or smth?

Basically admissions tours, mailings, stuff like that

@lapis mauve im putting Carly T. as your name for now

[lapis mauve]

Sure

[stiff nova]

what should i put as your user bio

wait lemme cook actually

Carly T. is a professional skateboarder from the city of Dani located in California. She has a PHD in Discord Moderation and has studied Server Design at Cambridge.

anyone from kentucky?

if we register as a for profit virtual university we can get a .edu domain

and kentucky registration is like $40

so like

$40 to get

Aeteau.edu

forever

[latent garden]

That I could do, since I’ve been working a lot with our person in that position at UF

[stiff nova]

wait lemme check if theres a seperate .edu fee

[stiff nova]

good

and the best idea

ok wait

so for the .edu

we need one of these guys to approve us

https://ope.ed.gov/dapip/#/agency-list

so the fees would add up to like $2000

but then

WE COULD GRANT DEGREES

any donators

[worldly spire]

I think this was meant to be a joke college

[stiff nova]

ok then

[worldly spire]

.edu would ruin that purpose

[stiff nova]

but it would be funny asf

[worldly spire]

we could still grant special a2c degrees though >:)

[worldly spire]

it would lmao

[blissful salmon]

where tf are we gonna get $2000 dollars in fees

[stiff nova]

lemme think

if every hs senior online donates $2

im kidding dont worry

@latent garden

@vestal patio

fwogger

and skateboarder

perfect

https://tenor.com/view/gato-joia-gif-27503164

[blissful salmon]

wrong carly lol

[stiff nova]

shit

@lapis mauve

[lapis mauve]

Not the mrs

[hollow shadow]

@open briar inspired by you or whatevs 🤓

[stiff nova]

Ms.?

No

Dr. Carly T

[lapis mauve]

I feel we just wouldn’t have titles other than dr for drs

[stiff nova]

ok

welp

[hollow shadow]

yeah don’t they usually just put firstname lastname i feel

unless you’re a dr or have some other title

[stiff nova]

we need an acceptence letter, waitlist letter, defferal letter, and femboy torture letter

[lapis mauve]

Also you don’t put Mrs for a woman unless they’re married lol

[stiff nova]

ok

wait

your not married?

[lapis mauve]

Skull

[stiff nova]

istg i thought u had like 2 kids

[worldly spire]

the discord admissionsmom

[stiff nova]

tbh a2c is raising me for the most part

and its doing a better job then my parents could have done

[latent garden]

Correct

[latent garden]

Butter’s aging you right there

[frosty hare]

hi guys, i was looking for programming projects to do and @blissful salmon pointed me here

is there anything to help with

[lapis mauve]

It seems you just joined today is the thing lol

And you have zero other server messages

[blissful salmon]

he frequents the subreddit often but never joined the discord

[balmy flare]

wait i need to get in on this

:3

[lapis mauve]

I’m 23 my guy

I do not have kids

[frosty hare]

shika has my words right

[blissful salmon]

can also vouch for his programming abilities, he’s pretty experienced with projects like these

up to you if you wanna let him join in lol

[lapis mauve]

Need to figure out the cohesion between the two alr on the site first

Bc it seems they’re working separately

[worldly spire]

butter is doing the website now

I want to see this come into fruition as much as anyone else and they have more expertise in this area

if they burn out I'll take the helm again (if needed)

[ocean jolt]

This is peak

Just like Stanford article shit

[hollow shadow]

admittedly i kinda had most of HYPSM rejection letters pulled up

and i kinda just grabbed and reworded

LOL

[ocean jolt]

Nah it's good

[lapis mauve]

@stiff nova do you have anything for this kiddo to do then

Can Aeteau College have a blog like MIT does

Where I can make up fake lore

[worldly spire]

that would be so cool

I could be a blogger too and upload that A2C fanfiction I made >:)

[ebon abyss]

HELL EYAH

[lapis mauve]

I noticed there is an application form. How does the flow for that work once submitted

Even if not ready now what’s the plan

I’m going to work on some write ups for these

I’ll scroll back in the chat but I think I’ve forgotten a lot of it ngl

[thorn hornet]

aeteau college

[raven portal]

classes in brain rot

pls

[wild nova]

i want to be an admissions officer

[ebon abyss]

gee wilikers, i am donating 3 billion to aeteau

[lapis mauve]

are we doing this

[lapis mauve]

did you deadass make this yourself without AI bc if so i am very impressed

[wild nova]

yo this shit is fire

[gray patrol]

This sounds suspiciously similar to the international

[royal hornet]

God damn that’s insane

[blissful salmon]

i feel like you could put the lyrics to the international to this and it’d fool a bunch of people

[gray patrol]

"Why we sent a rejection letter to Bill Gates"

and then it turns out that it was done this year and he didn't even apply but they give some overly pretentious reasoning behind why they sent it

[open briar]

it's beautiful 🥹

[open briar]

No AI ;)

[open briar]

;) ?

[gray patrol]

Cornell moment

[open briar]

There's a reason it's Cornell "Big Red"...

[near valve]

this is tuff holy fuck

[balmy flare]

this sounds so good omg

is this musescore

[near valve]

flat io on top

[near valve]

okay now make a band arrangement

[open briar]

Mhm!

[open briar]

One day...

[near valve]

right now

and ill learn the trumpet / bassoon part

[open briar]

Fr? I could work on it tomorrow. I can try to cover the flute and uhhh clarinet / bass clarinet part at some point

[near valve]

😭 maybe def the bassoon part i havent played trumpet in a WHIEL

tone is awful

[lapis mauve]

A2Band

Get someone to edit the files together

[tribal wing]

Location: heydarabad India

[lapis mauve]

It’s alr located in Monticello New York

Rn we are looking for a band

To play our fight song

[fallen wolf]

name ideas:

Blink-183

prince gizzard & the lizard wizard

magenta floyd

[tribal wing]

Mewingband

[fallen wolf]

antarctic monkeys

sabrina electrician

taylor slow

[lapis mauve]

Our mascot is the blahaj

[fallen wolf]

no it should be me

[tribal wing]

Sabrina blacksmith

[fallen wolf]

actualyl it should be a turtle

@lapis mauve MUST be a turtle

[lapis mauve]

Why

Explain your argument

[tribal wing]

Ninjaturtles

[fallen wolf]

Carl's literally right there, mkay?

And if we anger him by supplanting him with someone else

[lapis mauve]

What’s the turtle’s name

[fallen wolf]

I don't want to think about what could happen.

his name is carl

[lapis mauve]

So I really hate to break it to you but A2C having a mascot named Carl that’s an animal that starts with C is already canon

[fallen wolf]

droucard valmeroux

[exotic stratus]

do we need a really shitty guitarist

[glossy furnace]

i am very pleased to see the blahaj as the mascot

[open briar]

Go mammals!!!

[fallen wolf]

okay so logically that would carry over to Aeteau

[glossy furnace]

also isnt biggreen the dean overall

[lapis mauve]

No this was for our art school

[glossy furnace]

like the head of the school (its not in the doc)

[lapis mauve]

Carl the softshell crab

[fallen wolf]

Okay fine we'll go with the stupid little shark instead of the awsome fucking turtle. Sure. Whatever. I dont even care haha

[lapis mauve]

We can be turtles

Just not Carl

[fallen wolf]

No you've ruined it

I don't want to be a turtle

Now we have to be sharks

[glossy furnace]

nah u dont understand the power of the blahaj

[wild nova]

Boioioioioing

[lapis mauve]

Is blahaj trademarked actually

[fallen wolf]

i knew one kid who brought one in to school sophomore year and she stunk so bad it was unreal

[wild nova]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-from-paul-paul-smirk-gif-13766572631470447663

[glossy furnace]

istg there is one

but idk if we decided

[wild nova]

Ill make a shield

[open briar]

there was one on the rejection letter but it's an mspaint scribble

[lapis mauve]

Oh yeah blahaj is def trademarked

Need new mascot I fear

[glossy furnace]

noooooooooooo

[lapis mauve]

We need a new mascot first

[wild nova]

I think we need a shield

like harvard

[open briar]

here

but we need a better logo lmao

[glossy furnace]

i think a turtle could work then (rip blahaj)

[open briar]

Agreed

Go for it!

[lapis mauve]

@open briar

[wild nova]

Wait

[wild nova]

This is so me

I dont know how to play guitar but I have an acoustic

[open briar]

Ok here's my new proposition

[balmy flare]

love musescore!

[open briar]

If you have ever touched a guitar you are now automatically faculty in the school of music for instrumental instruction

[open briar]

I genuinely loved how it developed over the past 2-3 years. May have wrote about it a bit in my Why Cornell essay ;)

[balmy flare]

ahhh I haven't used it in a while but this makes me wanna try again

[balmy flare]

can I join I do piano/keyboard

[open briar]

If you haven't tried the new sounds yet (MuseSounds) they are incredibly realistic, and in my opinion, sometimes better than the industry standard sounds!! And it's free!

[open briar]

Yes

Congratulations professor

[wild nova]

My throat is sore and scratchy so can I lead the choir

[open briar]

Perfect

You can also lead the Glee Club

[wild nova]

beautifully slightly tilted with offcentered hand-drawn letters

"A2C"
"NNQLL"

Aeteau College
Nos Nescio Quomodo Latine Loqui

[open briar]

"The genius is in its simplicity. Because it can be hand drawn, we can save on ink / printing costs; all university staff will be required to draw the seal by hand on all university documents. This is just one of many steps taken by Aeteau College on our mission for sustainability."

[fluid kite]

we should have the ability to earn a real certificate in college admissions process

then i can put it on my linkedin

that would be cool as fuck

if you're serious about making something like that, ill design the logo for free

ill send you my portfolio if you are interested

[stiff nova]

So thats not accurate

[lapis mauve]

sorry

idk ajtocorrect

smoke

fuck

what

what do you mean

[stiff nova]

a2stroke

[lapis mauve]

why is it autocorreting

it is correcting wdym

there

but anyways

i did see a form

[stiff nova]

i mean like

that link has alot of inaccuracies

i moved it to self host temporarily

so

once you submit the form

it is sanitized

remove all attempts to hack

and then

send the information to a database

and then

i havent decided between these two

either ill make a discord webhook

or a custom portal login

then a human will manually ping them and say if they were accepted, denied, waitlisted, femboytortured, etc

[lapis mauve]

i think the issue is youre assuming theyll be in the discord when a good portion of our web traffic is external

[gray patrol]

Can we have a separate CS major with .1% acceptance rate while the rest of the uni has a 10% acceptance rate or whatever

[stiff nova]

uhh

thats yalls choice

admit by major, admit by school, or admit to uni

[wild nova]

crab socks major

[stiff nova]

so

you want me to make a portal?

[lapis mauve]

ideally this would not have a discord join requirement attached is my main point

[stiff nova]

ok

so uhh

now i will need to figure out how to make an admissions portal

[lapis mauve]

ngl if you cant then maybe see if you can figure out how to send everything to a mailing list provided they opt in

bc i would be interested in hand sending out emails