UC San Diego (UCSD) (2024-2025)

[hollow star]

can someone pls ping me if decisions come out? thank you

[sullen meadow]

they ping everyone if decisions come out

[dusty quarry]

yes

[hollow star]

aight ty

[junior pulsar]

are these coming around 3pm?

like davis

or what

[sweet pond]

it was 4pm pdt last yr

[junior pulsar]

bet bet

[raw mason]

can someone gimme the time for IST

[finite bison]

ist is 12 hour diff from pst i believe

[raw mason]

convert pretty please

[dusty quarry]

it's 2 am ist given it's 2 pm pst

[raw mason]

its beyond 2am rn

idt its out

[hidden shoal]

What if SD is not coming today…

[hollow star]

lol

[south knoll]

12.5 hour difference

[strong oracle]

im so stressed bro

i cant

[raw mason]

it can come in 4 mins

3

ig

[strong oracle]

NO

oip9ytuyouusrr

[raw mason]

not out

[junior pulsar]

nope

3 pm next check

is it hard to transfer from a 4 year college to ucsd

like avaneesh transfered from houston 💀 oos and got into ucsd

[full moat]

I think it’s 7:30 est

[dusty quarry]

dude also failed bio twice at uhouston 😭

rescinded from purdue twice

[lean shadow]

ucsd please

[verbal quest]

R

[raw mason]

wdym rescinded from purdue

[dusty quarry]

so avaneesh was rescinded from purdue twice

long story short if you don't know avaneesh he's a lolcow who transfered to ucsd in september 2022 where the decision was criticized by the ucsd newspaper

[tulip pollen]

Aw hell nah

[junior pulsar]

ts give sme hope lowk if i dont get ucsd ill just go and transfer

[twilit hound]

its gonna be released rn

[junior pulsar]

2;45

such a random time

[twilit hound]

Proof: none

[charred spoke]

how do u know

fr

[strong oracle]

si im gonna touch u

[lean shadow]

isn’t avaneesh the guy who made those corny racist tiktoks

[twilit hound]

I mean tbf ucd and ucr released at 2:45

[dusty quarry]

YES

[twilit hound]

or near there

[dusty quarry]

THAT GUY

[junior pulsar]

UCI AROUND 3PM???

[lean shadow]

he’s acc not a real person i refuse to believe it

[twilit hound]

sorry

i meant r

[tranquil dew]

i got ucd like at this time

rn rn

[junior pulsar]

he is

ucd came around 2;30

[lean shadow]

we all jumpin avaneesh at ucsd

[strong oracle]

i swear ot god

aofijweiofjawfj

[strong oracle]

bro he isnt even here no more

[charred spoke]

its not out chat

[twilit hound]

yeah but it took me 3 hours trying to bypass the ucdavis switch username requirements

[dusty quarry]

he was expelled

[charred spoke]

i just got wled cmu i need at least 1 acceptnace today

[tulip pollen]

Who is avaneesh

[dusty quarry]

infamous lolcow on tiktok who transfered to ucsd

[green portal]

man fucking hell these emails are making my heart sink

[tulip pollen]

Lolcow?

I'm unc

[strong oracle]

avaneesh is a pervert basically

[dusty quarry]

basically a person who is mocked

[tulip pollen]

Oh hell nah

[dusty quarry]

yeah

fucked up individual

he's also premed

wants to be rather

bro is cooked

convicted felon

[sullen meadow]

😭

[dusty quarry]

and you know how the medical industry feels about felons

[tulip pollen]

Not relatable for anyone here

I hope

[dusty quarry]

ofc not

[tulip pollen]

[dusty quarry]

hes probably wasted like half a million dollars on going to college

then again his family is rich as hell though they cut him off iirc

[strong oracle]

isnt he at purdy now

[dusty quarry]

no

florida state

[raw mason]

wtff

[dusty quarry]

remember he was rescinded from purdue twice

[tulip pollen]

How many times has he been rescinded tf

Like overall

[dusty quarry]

ucsd (expelled)
purdue (twice)

so at least 3 times

i could add in uhouston but he transfered from there to ucsd and was not kicked out

therefore avaneesh has been rescinded at least 3 times as far as im aware

ik the second time he was rescinded from purdue he forgot to tell the school that he attended ucsd prior to enrolling at purdue

regardless if he actually gets a degree or not he's cooked

[lean shadow]

i fw the avaneesh slander

[dusty quarry]

its beyond me how he even got in

[strong oracle]

bro

lmaoo

fllorida will probably keep him because florida loves weird ppl

[dusty quarry]

good ol florida man

[green portal]

please come out in 8 min

i beg

[lean shadow]

🙏 🙏

[south turtle]

Gang gang

[junior pulsar]

gulps

[kindred mortar]

huys

im starting to think its not today

[thick jasper]

What if san diego sent a soggy ahh taco in the acceptance package

[rotund geyser]

it doesnt come out at 2 PST

[thick jasper]

Its 3 pm pst

[junior pulsar]

i will devour it with pride

[thick jasper]

I got wl by sdsu no hope for ucsd

[green portal]

im just hoping for 2pm

cause i cant stay up another hour

[charred spoke]

3 PM plz

we need ts

[thick jasper]

Its 3 pm rn

[junior pulsar]

i got rejected

[thick jasper]

2:56 pm

Rip

[junior pulsar]

ay yes

2:56 = 3:00 pm

[thick jasper]

Yuh

It is

[strong oracle]

@dusty quarry did u apply cal poly

[thick jasper]

240 seconds is nothing

[junior pulsar]

BRO

WHERES SLO

LOL

[strong oracle]

DUDE

[thick jasper]

Slo is slow

[strong oracle]

IDK

[junior pulsar]

IVE BEEN WAITING ON SLO

[kindred mortar]

guys

[dusty quarry]

yes

[strong oracle]

THEY JUST LOOK AT UR GPA AND SPIN A WHEEL

[kindred mortar]

whens the maximum time itll come out by?

[junior pulsar]

5PM

im assuming

[thick jasper]

Next week

[green portal]

FUCKKK

[charred spoke]

12 AM

[kindred mortar]

its 3 pm in a bir eight?

[green portal]

ok guys im gonna go take a shit

[strong oracle]

shrimp istg

[sullen meadow]

wtf lmao

[junior pulsar]

have fun

[kindred mortar]

what timezone

[charred spoke]

PST

[sullen meadow]

guys if avaneesh can get in

then i can get in

[charred spoke]

lmao

[strong oracle]

lamo

[charred spoke]

my goat avaneesh

[dusty quarry]

avaneesh probably lied on his app about his ecs/essays

🤭

[strong oracle]

well fuck avaneesh

[opaque urchin]

when is it coming out

[junior pulsar]

do u put ecs on transfer apps too?

i thought its just essays and grades

[tulip pollen]

Ts

[dusty quarry]

idk then again im a freshman applicant lmao

[still wave]

Is it gonna come out in 1 min…

[strong oracle]

if it comes out now

[thick jasper]

One minute chat 😈

[strong oracle]

i might crash out

[rotund pewter]

so spooky, my portal is glitchy

[strong oracle]

HOAWJFWIOJF

[junior pulsar]

30 seconds

[dusty quarry]

not the portal astrology

[rotund pewter]

(prolly bc of my wifi$

[twilit bridge]

good luck for those two applieddd

[dusty quarry]

yall please

[tulip pollen]

Rip

[still wave]

SOMEONE CHECK

[thick jasper]

FIVE BIG BOOMS

[strong oracle]

NOTHING YET

[south knoll]

BOOM

[junior pulsar]

15 seconds

[thick jasper]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[still wave]

BOOK

BOOM

[junior pulsar]

10 seconds

[dusty quarry]

yall

[strong oracle]

BOOM

[thick jasper]

Book

[tulip pollen]

BOOM

[junior pulsar]

5 seconds

[green portal]

BOOOM

[rotund pewter]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[south knoll]

Guys don’t get ur hopes up

[tulip pollen]

BOOM

[strong oracle]

BOOM

[junior pulsar]

1 second

[rotund pewter]

lmao

[marsh crypt]

so

[thick jasper]

Boom

[junior pulsar]

SOMEONE CHECK

[strong oracle]

nothing

[thick jasper]

.

[rotund pewter]

watch it not come out

[marsh crypt]

what now

[green portal]

guys check

[thick jasper]

Its joever

[dense comet]

[thick jasper]

5 pm it is

[tulip pollen]

Chatthew

[junior pulsar]

IS TS GONNA BE THE MASSIVE EDGE

[green portal]

yeah thers nothing

[junior pulsar]

OR

[lean shadow]

it’s over

[dusty quarry]

5 pm rn

[junior pulsar]

A RESULT

[twilit bridge]

nothinggg

[iron forge]

is it out

[south knoll]

No

[dreamy sierra]

nothin

[junior pulsar]

SHIFTING TO 5 PM

[strong oracle]

NOTHING YET

[tepid wing]

😔😔

[marsh crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/azealia-banks-i-do-interview-gif-15742575

[thick jasper]

Rip

[junior pulsar]

: (

[still wave]

Ts pmo icel ngel

[dusty quarry]

yall calm down they're not going to drop right now

[dense comet]

irvine maybe??

[strong oracle]

SHIFT TO 4PM

[junior pulsar]

why do colleges think they so nonchalant bruh

[marsh crypt]

so... what now?

[junior pulsar]

like just tell us the date and time

[junior pulsar]

we sit and wait

[lilac socket]

When the fuck is 4pm it’s 1am here

[charred spoke]

its not out

[green portal]

lmao so real

[finite tapir]

1 hr from now

[marsh crypt]

i am in college my friend

[strong oracle]

one hour

[green portal]

uci aint out either

[marsh crypt]

i have no skin in this game

[dense comet]

dis my entire app protal

[thick jasper]

Bruh

[dense comet]

for yall too?

[twilit bridge]

ughhhhh

[south knoll]

Bro is giving military orders

[dusty quarry]

yall not the portal astrology

[junior pulsar]

LOL

[thick jasper]

Lmfao the portal astorlogy will go crazy

[dense comet]

MINES EMPTY

[analog depot]

what are the chacnes it even comes out today

[dense comet]

im asking

[thick jasper]

Nav bar and picture gone

[junior pulsar]

💀

[dense comet]

its legit empty bruh

[tulip pollen]

Welcome, Jeff

[dusty quarry]

please

[strong oracle]

no

[green portal]

always like tha cuh

[dusty quarry]

yall no portal astrology

[twilit hound]

dawg portal astrology 2 seconds before release is crazy

[thick jasper]

Theres an image bruh

[raw mason]

not out bry

[green portal]

can someone check ucla

[junior pulsar]

ygs realize it could be a glitch on their servers cause everyone reloading the webpage lmao

[cobalt sleet]

i eated the portal mb

[junior pulsar]

"eated"

[thick jasper]

I know its like roblox when adopt me updates

[marsh crypt]

!rule 4

[jagged tundra]

if it ends up pulling a Caltech 2.0 istg

[misty warren]

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[junior pulsar]

lmao

[green portal]

yeah ucla aint out

[twilit bridge]

nothing

[dusty quarry]

omg

[spark raven]

same

[dusty quarry]

guys

[spark raven]

double navbar (dont mean to astro)

[marsh crypt]

if you do portal astro youre getting muted

[dense comet]

DATS WHAT IM SAYING

[raw spoke]

how is this astro

[junior pulsar]

yeah no shit bro 💀 if you have 50000 people trying to reload the webpage at the same time

[jagged tundra]

(The delay I mean. Not Astro)

[raw spoke]

the portal isnt working

[junior pulsar]

its gonna glitch

[dense comet]

IM NOT BEING ASTROLOGOus

[green portal]

guys omg look they are congratulating me for getting in!!!!!

[dense comet]

im asking if its glitching for yall

asw

[junior pulsar]

why do colleges do this bro

[raw spoke]

yeah we just checking if its glitching

[lilac socket]

Die

[thick jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/insulation-eating-yummy-raaaaah-gif-26255828

[junior pulsar]

like ucla keeps sending me emails "prospective student"

😭

[green portal]

fr

[dusty quarry]

those don't mean much

[junior pulsar]

nah i know

[raw spoke]

wait i think this means its about to drop

[thick jasper]

Imma go home and sleep
fuck waiting for 5 pm

[raw spoke]

cuz this just happened right

the portal glitching thing

[split ledge]

Is UCI out?

[lilac socket]

It kinda does

[junior pulsar]

ITS CASUE SO MANY PEOPLE OVERLOADED THEIR SERVER

LMAO

[dense comet]

what im saying

[thick jasper]

No cuz its just potato servers

[strong oracle]

just give me 7th college pleaseeee

[twilit bridge]

Nope

[raw spoke]

oh

[junior pulsar]

YGS ARE OVERLOADING THEIR SERVERS W TOO MUCH REQUESTS

LMAO

doesnt mean anything

[split ledge]

I'll check before I go to the gym.

And I'll check when I get back.

[lean shadow]

yoooo portal is bugging

[split ledge]

High traffic

[thick jasper]

Like a million californians reloading at the same time
Ts is the hug of death for a website

[junior pulsar]

yeah cause everyone thought its 3pm so servers bugged out

ay at least its better than ut servers bro

💀

[thick jasper]

Its prolly delaying the decisions too if theyre actually doing it

[strong oracle]

mine is fine

[junior pulsar]

nah it wont delay that

[thick jasper]

I dunno much about cs

But they gotta fix allat before releasing it

[hallow phoenix]

did UCSD come out?

[lilac socket]

Mma

mma

[thick jasper]

Everyone gonna start overloading the website every hour now

[junior pulsar]

it;ll adjust on its own

they just have high traffic lol

traffic wil lreduce so servers will calm down

until 4 pm

[dusty quarry]

yes

[grizzled smelt]

it's not overloaded or bugging. they are changing the page because they are loading results.

[raw spoke]

yeah it could be this

[charred spoke]

welll its loading mad fast for me

[raw spoke]

i doubt there would be enough people to crash the server rn

[charred spoke]

looks like im cooked

[strong oracle]

my portal is also doing fine

[green portal]

alright guys

lets cooridnate

[fickle tapir]

it’s out at 4 right

[green portal]

lets all reload at once

[junior pulsar]

no one knows

its js speculation

[fickle tapir]

or like according to past years

[green portal]

man it 1 am here

hopefully it comes out in a hour

[strong oracle]

ope there goes my portal

[dusty quarry]

site's crashing

[hidden shoal]

omf

omg

So confirmed today?

[strong oracle]

yes

[onyx hazel]

is it not released yet

[strong oracle]

no

[lean shadow]

prob js updating results rn

[rotund geyser]

same\

[jovial tartan]

its okay I got the carti album at 6 pm instead of 6 am so we good

[sullen meadow]

same

[austere vigil]

Portal down for me too

[hallow phoenix]

So chat

In 30 mins imma check ong

[raw mason]

yea same same

[strong oracle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hallow phoenix]

Let’s see if I see another big fat waitlist or rejection

[raw mason]

yea 30 mins prolly

[sullen meadow]

what

[dusty quarry]

im gonna try uci

[austere vigil]

UCI is up

Only sd portal broken

[dusty quarry]

yes

it's running smooth

then again ucsd has the second most applicants of the ucs

[austere vigil]

Yeah

[dusty quarry]

like 150k iirc

irvine is also around 120k

or 110k

[charred spoke]

yea mine is still broken

my friends is fine tho

wtf

[lean shadow]

i don’t think ucsd is bugged its def js results being put out

[charred spoke]

yea

[brazen osprey]

my portals bugged too

[cursive solar]

Same mines is like urs

[high bridge]

UCSD portal is cooked

[austere vigil]

My friends ucsd is up

[charred spoke]

yeaaaa

[austere vigil]

Wtf

[charred spoke]

rip

same

[odd mountain]

ok wait that’s a good sign that decisions are coming out today right

[austere vigil]

I’m still down

[sullen meadow]

praying

[austere vigil]

Maybe

[odd mountain]

please 🙏

im begging bro

[split ledge]

I just want it to be out already!

[jovial tartan]

cmon bruh just dont ruin my acceptance streak

[kindred mortar]

what da hell happened to my protal

[split ledge]

My streak was broken by Carnegie Mellon (waitlist).

[lean shadow]

updating

[split ledge]

I survived through UT, WashU, UW, and Northeastern.

[kindred mortar]

guys could this mean deciisons r today

[dusty quarry]

me with ut

[kindred mortar]

or could they be next friday

[sullen meadow]

cmon bruh just please ruin my waitlist streak (1)

[lean shadow]

def today

[kindred mortar]

LETS GOOOO

thanks mav

[junior pulsar]

bro 💀 everyone who applied prolly tried checking their portal at 3pm pst and servers crahed cause of it

[jovial tartan]

its okay ur gonna smack barcas ass 🙏

[sullen meadow]

me fr

let me in!!!

[raw mason]

nah nah i think its results genuinely

[dusty quarry]

my login is working just fine

[lean shadow]

irvines portal doing fine and i doubt everyone who applied is as neurotic as the avg a2c member

[twilit hound]

??

[cursive solar]

Baiting?

[lean shadow]

why we lying

[cursive solar]

Bros going to get banned

[jovial tartan]

mb

wait

[lean shadow]

ban this guy

[jovial tartan]

no sorry

i folded immediately

[winter helm]

amazing UCSD portal
great web design

[jovial tartan]

didnt know could get banned :(

[kindred mortar]

frfr

[hollow star]

my portal broke

[kindred mortar]

love the blue and yellow

[kindred mortar]

all of ours

[dusty quarry]

portal broke lmao

[kindred mortar]

prolly uploading decisions

[hollow star]

ohk

yes

[dusty quarry]

fr

[jovial tartan]

dont need to break the portal to upload decisions they probably have a template already

[late ibex]

nah just means we all applied twice

lmao

[winter helm]

there's no actual confirmation that it's today though, right?

[dusty quarry]

heavily implications on ig

[strong oracle]

99% its today

[jovial tartan]

im getting carti flashbacks

[nocturne wraith]

Coming soon

[jovial tartan]

dont do this 99% stuff

[dusty quarry]

ive been stalking the ucsd admissions ig a lot recently

[nocturne wraith]

Said that for UCI last week

[dense comet]

on god

[junior pulsar]

no

[dense comet]

UCSD worse than carti

CARTI DROPPED BEFORE UCSD AND IRVINE

bruh

[nocturne wraith]

What’s with the carti memes?

[dense comet]

he da king vamp

[worn comet]

Is it now?

[lean shadow]

album was buns i’m sorry

[jovial tartan]

FWUEHHHHH 💀

[dense comet]

yes its out (I am music by carti)

[jovial tartan]

idc shut uppp

[strong oracle]

lmao carti's album was trash apparently

[jovial tartan]

i waited 5 years for dat

[dense comet]

it had 2-3 bad songs but it was good

bro

first song was ass

[lean shadow]

i swear the leaked versions were better

[strong oracle]

LMAO

[dense comet]

[strong oracle]

i should get into hip hop

[jovial tartan]

kanye need to redeem this year by droping yandhi 🙏

[strong oracle]

only rap i listen to is linkin park lmao

gimme song recs

[strong oracle]

bro he aint redeeming shit

[jovial tartan]

the eminem show album

[strong oracle]

did you SEE his twitter crashout

[jovial tartan]

every song is a 10/10

[strong oracle]

oek

after ucsd

decision

because i might just panic

[young pulsar]

Is ucsd today?

I’m hearing mixed reports

[raw mason]

why do yall think ucsd is today

[slender fiber]

Dropped already

[young pulsar]

idk someone ppl got it today apparently

[slender fiber]

(Carti)

[young pulsar]

Oh 😭😭

BRUH

[strong oracle]

WILLIAM I SWEAR TO GOD

[tulip pollen]

Uci is out?

[lean shadow]

no

[tulip pollen]

Bruh

[young pulsar]

I think at 4:30 or 5

PST

[dusty quarry]

jfc

[jovial tartan]

cus they celebrating my kings album drop 🙏

vamp forever fuehhhhh 🔥 🗣️

[junior pulsar]

3:30 guys?

[strong oracle]

MAYBE

[lean shadow]

portal changed for me, double banner gone

[strong oracle]

SAME

[night pond]

yo everything from my portal is gone

[slender flicker]

they mustve finally fixed the whoopsie

[night pond]

mine too

[junior pulsar]

yeah they tryna fix it too bro

[dusty quarry]

mine looks like that too

LMAO YOU USE SCHOOLOGY TOO?

[strong oracle]

YES OMG

IT IS SO BAD

[onyx hazel]

4pm???

[dusty quarry]

it's so broken 😭

[onyx hazel]

speculation 4pm?

[raw mason]

nope not out bro

[severe hamlet]

Good luck good luck

[onyx hazel]

4pm PST possibly?

[hallow phoenix]

UCSD Portal Astrology🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[strong oracle]

ITS GOTTA BE AT 4

[dusty quarry]

4

[sullen meadow]

ending it all

[onyx hazel]

we'll come back at 4

[lean shadow]

29 minutes left 🙏

[foggy saffron]

YOO

[onyx hazel]

WE are all getting in

WE are all getting six figure jobs after college

[lean shadow]

WE ARE GETTINF IN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[strong oracle]

YES YES YES

WE ARE

[young pulsar]

Bro we do too it’s so shit

[foggy saffron]

JRJRJRU

[dusty quarry]

fr it logs me out

[young pulsar]

LMAO 😭😭

This portal astrology is crazy

[dusty quarry]

it's also so inconvenient

FR

[onyx hazel]

portal astrology 💔

[young pulsar]

watch it be next Friday 😭

[dusty quarry]

GO GIRL GIVE US NOTHING

[young pulsar]

Lmao

[hallow phoenix]

I’m about end it ong

[thick jasper]

Its so broken

[dusty quarry]

imma go down stairs now and ill probably watch an episode of the new 3rd season of invincible

[versed oar]

skipped the rest of my school day to come home and mentally prepare for this

[crystal junco]

reminder that these decisions dont really matter in the end!

[lilac socket]

Stanford dude wtf u doing

[crystal junco]

where ever you go youll do great things

[strong oracle]

im going to mjump bro

[hallow phoenix]

UF waitlist
UVA rejection
Boutta add another to the belt 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[thick jasper]

Ts not right time

[winter helm]

we still payed the application fee lol

[raw mason]

is udub good?
i got udub

[strong oracle]

udub is good

[lilac socket]

Stanford dudes

[crystal junco]

does the yellow banner mean anything

[strong oracle]

my fallback

[lilac socket]

damn there are multiple

[cinder sentinel]

I think it was just the footer for mobile

[crystal junco]

its on my mac too

let me try chrome

[hallow phoenix]

Lmao

Portal astrology🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[foggy saffron]

k on w

[hidden shoal]

tf is wrong with these weird ass

[crystal junco]

yeah chrome too

[cinder sentinel]

Shittttt it might mean you got in

[hidden shoal]

Seriously what could they get from baiting

[cinder sentinel]

Like a congrats banner

[south knoll]

They like seeing the reactions

[dusty quarry]

watch people suffer with paranoia

[crystal junco]

guys i fear i have been a perpertrator of a bait before

forgive me

[thick jasper]

Charge phone now

[young pulsar]

My banner is gone

[south knoll]

Let’s not go down this path

It’s been glitching a bunch

Bc of overload

[young pulsar]

Oh

Is UCSD supposed to be out today tho?

[south knoll]

Nobody knows fs

[strong oracle]

i use firefox

zen to be exact

so idk

[dusty quarry]

i just use safari

[jovial tartan]

its 4 am here man it better come out

[dusty quarry]

🤭

[jovial tartan]

or im going to bed

[south knoll]

This is the less nerdy version of coming out as an arch Linux user

[dusty quarry]

damn what time is it for you

[strong oracle]

i use the better firefox tho

base firefox is ass

[dusty quarry]

i just use safari/chrome no in between

[jovial tartan]

4 am :(

[dusty quarry]

bed

take a nap

[junior pulsar]

anything?

[jovial tartan]

is it embarassing i cant read an analogue clock

[south knoll]

Skull emoji

Please learn

Kids these days

[junior pulsar]

💀

[jovial tartan]

i got into uc davis for cs

[junior pulsar]

this a udub accepted kid too btw

[jovial tartan]

punks

[junior pulsar]

oos or instate?

[jovial tartan]

intl

[jovial tartan]

wait how do u know 💀

[hidden shoal]

It’s about to be 7am where I am and I haven’t slept

UCSD just let me in already

[zenith arrow]

when did it come out last year

[sweet pond]

4pm pdt

so 17 mins if its the same

[zenith arrow]

oh shit

[tepid wing]

Ind?

[jovial tartan]

yee

[odd mountain]

I thought 430

[raw mason]

is it coming today or nah

[tepid wing]

Same man same 😭 i feel so sleepy

[raw mason]

its alr 4:15 where i am

why do yall think its even coming

[jovial tartan]

cus carti dropped today

that means today is special or smth

[dusty quarry]

👀

[sweet pond]

ucsd admissions tiktok has been posting

this week

[tepid wing]

Is Udub better than UCsd?

[tough ether]

bro it's 415

[cinder sentinel]

Is it def coming today?

[raw mason]

1 rank on us news for cs

[eternal horizon]

depends if you like rainy weather

[raw mason]

at the end theyre both good

[ornate burrow]

i have this too what does it mean

[jovial tartan]

im actually not sure of the time rn cus my computers clock is broken and the only other one in my room is analogue which i cant read 😭

[tepid wing]

!rule4

[jovial tartan]

i feel handicapped af

[cinder sentinel]

What’s ur gpa

[crystal junco]

what

since when

[stoic horizon]

Is UCSD coming out today

[strong oracle]

screw usnews bro

[dusty quarry]

screw any ranking tbh

[last harbor]

the small arm is the hour the long arm is the minute 👁️👁️

[twilit hound]

my portal is fine

[frail cobalt]

mine isnt

theres norhing there

[lean shadow]

yo when i refresh it auto scrolls down for me

[junior pulsar]

cause u mentioned earlier bruh

[jovial tartan]

no idek what the 4 5 stuff is

[strong oracle]

OH MAYBE THE YELLOW BAR IS FOR THE RESIDENCY PPL

[jovial tartan]

like da numbers on there

[south knoll]

this also happened when carti was. speculated to drop

[ornate burrow]

4.0 uw

[south knoll]

my spotify was fine but some peoples werent

[ornate burrow]

4.something uc gpa

[jovial tartan]

like is the time 4:5 rn ?? stupid ahh design

[eternal horizon]

wait guys

[last harbor]

for the hour (small) hand just see what it’s pointing to and that’s the hour, if it’s between two numbers then round down

[eternal horizon]

how does carti delaying his drop correlate to ucsd decsion time

what if they have to post pone because this all got delayed cuz of carti

[rugged cypress]

it means we all gettin in gang

[jovial tartan]

the admission office is celebrating his drop

[strong oracle]

3:47PM

[south knoll]

my point is the portal glitching means nothing

[raw spoke]

it shows how when servers crashes, it looks different for everyone

[jovial tartan]

sorry i dont understand 😭

[last harbor]

for the minute (long) hand do the same thing, except whatever the number is, so let’s say it’s pointing at 2, multiply it by 5 (so that’s 10 minutes after the hour)

[eternal horizon]

see everyone in the IT department is listening to carti because he dropped so late

[jovial tartan]

1580 and for what

[junior pulsar]

yeah bruh it cud lit js be cause of the servers getting overloaded

[strong oracle]

3:48pm

[junior pulsar]

maybe 12 minutes

[last harbor]

so like if the small hand is pointing near the big 1 on the clock (towards the top left), that means it’s 1:00

[jovial tartan]

dawg i do not know the x5 for every number on the clock like wha-

[frail cobalt]

i feel like its gonna come at 5

[junior pulsar]

i think we should tell him to watch a youtube bideo.

[south knoll]

oh my sigma

[dapper gyro]

i don't have the residency thing

like on the portal

[dusty quarry]

same

[last harbor]

the way i remember it is if the big hand is pointing straight down (at the 6), then it’s 30 minutes. bc half of 60 mins/an hour is 30

[junior pulsar]

dude

that deosnt mean anything

[jovial tartan]

do ppl know 9 x 5 js cus??

[cinder sentinel]

LOL

[frail cobalt]

is that for OOS?

[lofty cargo]

50

[strong oracle]

3:49

[junior pulsar]

the resdiecney forms were rolled out back in november btw

[keen nebula]

@jovial tartan didn't you get into UC Davis for sociology and udub for pre social sciences 🤔

[dapper gyro]

does anyone know what time decisions came out last year

[last harbor]

if it’s a quarter of the way through, it’s 15 minutes past the hour bc 60/4 and 30/2 is 15

[junior pulsar]

this doesnt mean anything lol

[frail cobalt]

i think its only if u didnt send in something

[junior pulsar]

this has nothing to do w admissions

[frail cobalt]

or there is some complications

[frail cobalt]

ya

[junior pulsar]

i got this like 2 days after submitted application

[jovial tartan]

yes so what 😭 ion know how to read the clock bro

[junior pulsar]

they wanted me to submit id proof and all

[spiral bluff]

why is the portal fucked

[jovial tartan]

its digital now a days

[junior pulsar]

for residency

[vocal portal]

when is it coming out?

[frail cobalt]

r u in sttate?

[junior pulsar]

in state

i think its cause im not a citizen

[sullen meadow]

good luck everyone

[junior pulsar]

they wanted me to upload my greencard and all shit

[frail cobalt]

ohh

[junior pulsar]

T-Minus 10 minutes

[frail cobalt]

i see

[spiral bluff]

are you sure it drops at 4?

[junior pulsar]

yah

[junior pulsar]

maybe

[spiral bluff]

lmao i like that ok

[junior pulsar]

im just guessing every hour intervals atp

[strong oracle]

YOU TOO

[spiral bluff]

the blind leading the blind

[strong oracle]

MIKU

[junior pulsar]

word

[spiral bluff]

👨‍🦯

[strong oracle]

WORD

[junior pulsar]

GL

[spiral bluff]

🦮

[lofty cargo]

Y’all be freaking out over decisions while I’m over here just enjoying my pastrami sandwich at The Hat (you’re not really in state if you don’t know what that is)

[junior pulsar]

im in cali and i dont know what the hat is...

[pastel thistle]

Ucsd out?

[junior pulsar]

nothing yet

[austere vigil]

way better places than the hat

[spiral bluff]

(no one from norcal knows what that is)

[raw mason]

what dyu yall think of udub

[strong oracle]

im not a socal person bucko

ike's sandwiches are the goat up here

[slim summit]

sd 4:30 right

[spiral bluff]

IKES

[raw mason]

UCSD

PLS

[last harbor]

i applied there, i thought it was nice

[junior pulsar]

just expect between 4-5

[hallow phoenix]

no 😠

[spiral bluff]

only la joint i know is dinos

👅

[dusty quarry]

i tend to call udub uwash bc what does dub stand for

[strong oracle]

7 MINTUES

[spiral bluff]

w--double U

[rotund pewter]

THE HAT OMG I LOVE THERE PASTRAMI FRIES

even tho it’s lwk a playe for four

[spiral bluff]

deadass?

[slim summit]

ok

[spiral bluff]

like

[obtuse wedge]

oof it got deleted

[slim summit]

noo

[austere vigil]

its working but says no update

[dusty quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/rinavrs-kittygirled-fish-disney-side-gif-25254332

[lean shadow]

ucsd plspls

6 minutes they want me pls

[spiral bluff]

literally 1984

[strong oracle]

WAIT BRO MY COLLEGE RANKING ON THE PORTAL IS GONE

[last harbor]

wait rlly i thought it was udub bc a dub is like slang for a win (a w)

[maiden ore]

is it 4 or 4:30

[rain ivy]

im frickin shakin rn

[junior pulsar]

its just a glitched portal bro

💀

[strong oracle]

ME TOO

[maiden ore]

damn me too

[dire socket]

Poll: will ucsd drop in 6?

[strong oracle]

IM TWEAKING

[spiral bluff]

yeah but dub as in DOUBle U

[last harbor]

ohhhh icic

[dusty quarry]

my heart is beating

[zealous falcon]

did the ucsd chat just collectively gaslight into believing admissions out in 6 mins

[strong oracle]

heart rate is 100 rn

[dusty quarry]

regardless of the results i will crash out like hell

[jovial tartan]

yall are nazaring the fuck out of this college now they def wont drop

[spiral bluff]

100%

[strong oracle]

react to this message to manifest

[spiral bluff]

imma go take a shit yall ill be back in a few

[versed oar]

ucsd gonna let me in bc my bday is tmr so admission is a bday gift

[spiral bluff]

[tepid barn]

is it in 5 minutes?

[dusty quarry]

yall act like papas game fans who predict when the next game is coming out

[slim summit]

why is the portal so weird

[strong oracle]

LMAO

THE VOTES

5 MINTUES

[jovial tartan]

react to this message if u want accept chat believe me 🙏

[spiral bluff]

homixide homixide

[maiden ore]

carti already dropped

[south knoll]

But like on an average day

Say next album

[zealous falcon]

next album 2072

[sullen meadow]

shut up !!

[nocturne wraith]

Does carti drop songs only once in a blue moon or something?

[slim summit]

bruv what

[nocturne wraith]

Empty?

Yea that must be lagging

[lofty cargo]

Gotta give a try when work sends me up to San Jose in two weeks

[austere vigil]

they gotta be messing with it on purpose

[nocturne wraith]

Happened to me with Caltech

[slim summit]

oh ok

[dusty quarry]

me with my cardiac arrest era

[slim summit]

still not loaded

hopefully that means its today

[jovial tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-hoil-gifkaro-happy-festival-of-colors-holi-होली-gif-20898562

[zealous falcon]

one page element gets deleted each time an applicant emails about admissions release

[sullen meadow]

ok im just not going to think about it

[frail cobalt]

wait guys

[sullen meadow]

best of luck everyone! its frover

[frail cobalt]

will they send a email as well?

[slim summit]

usually they do

[jovial tartan]

an*

this generation is cooked

[slim summit]

i mean for other ucs they do

idk abt sd

[ashen terrace]

3 mins left or what?

[strong oracle]

im gonna just finish my work rn

i cant

[last harbor]

buddy you can’t read a clock

[junior pulsar]

<div id="banner"></div>

[frail cobalt]

my apologies baddie

[dusty quarry]

the longer arm is the minutes

the shorter arm is hours

[jovial tartan]

i have dyscalculia

[junior pulsar]

mind you he got into u dub for cs

[dusty quarry]

the fast moving arm is seconds

[jovial tartan]

bet you feel bad now

[lapis shore]

yo 3 minutes it comes out???

[strong oracle]

3 MINUTES

2 MINTUES

[crystal junco]

Where did this 4 pm theory originate from

[trail ruin]

You all need to calm down. It's not coming out today according to staff.

[crystal junco]

and why are we si convinced

[junior pulsar]

last year

[south knoll]

Proof?

[junior pulsar]

who said this?

did you call admissions?

[slim summit]

tbh i thought it was 4:30

[jovial tartan]

yo wtf gabe

[toxic helm]

booooooooooo 👎

[lofty cargo]

We’re supposed to trust “Gabriel”?

[deft blaze]

good luck guys 🙏

[south knoll]

Nobody knows if it is or isn’t

[humble girder]

GABRIEL WTF

[junior pulsar]

rev them fryers up

[trail ruin]

My spouse works in UCSD IT.

[lapis shore]

Gabriel is actually our local ao

[junior pulsar]

bro your a hs senior

[strong oracle]

PLEASE

[junior pulsar]

💀

[dusty quarry]

your a senior in hs

[humble girder]

...........

[warped fulcrum]

likely story buddy

[lean shadow]

PLEASE

[frail cobalt]

gabriel has it out for us

[humble girder]

💀

[twilit hound]

least obvious cap

[trail ruin]

Me?

[junior pulsar]

you got married at 18

[warped fulcrum]

beat it chump

[lapis shore]

say wallah

[lean shadow]

PLEASE UCSD PLEASE

[lapis shore]

put it on god

[zealous falcon]

gabriel is a sleeper agent

[strong oracle]

gabriel STOp

fioajfiowjfaj

[lean shadow]

please take me

[zealous falcon]

funded by big UC to sow dissent

[junior pulsar]

gabriel im going to take your wife away from you

[dire girder]

can we ban gabriel

[frail cobalt]

1 min

[wintry rain]

They’re edging us bro

[dusty quarry]

in the name of king triton we shall be blessed with acceptances

[trail ruin]

snort Right. Trying to tell you what we've heard. We have a kid applying.

[lean shadow]

i’m a triton i swear

[crystal junco]

BE A TRITON

[junior pulsar]

bro gabriel is like the person from colelgeboard who sent a spy on reddit to catch people cheating

[lapis shore]

blud said snort

[strong oracle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jovial tartan]

its out in 1 minute

[sullen meadow]

im getting rejected

[jovial tartan]

trus

[strong oracle]

SOMEONE CHECK

[sullen meadow]

it’s over

[strong oracle]

1 MINUTE

[junior pulsar]

LMFAO

[still wave]

is it out yet u bots

[humble girder]

IT'S NOT 4 BRO

[frail cobalt]

check

[humble girder]

WAIT NVM IT IS

[lean shadow]

ts pmo

[warped fulcrum]

guys my dad is ceo of ucsd he said hes cancelling all applications the school is closing :(

[pine flicker]

Snort

[lapis shore]

check

[foggy saffron]

everyone reload on 3

[pine flicker]

Snooooort

[junior pulsar]

THIS GABRIEL KID LIGHNTING THE MODO UP

[spiral bluff]

ok im out fam

[slim summit]

sent at 4 lol

[junior pulsar]

34 PM

4PM

[pine flicker]

Snort

[raw mason]

solid cucked

[jovial tartan]

react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏react to this message if u want an accept chat believe me 🙏

[junior pulsar]

SOMEOPNE CHECK

[raw mason]

its not out

[junior pulsar]

ITS 4 PM

[frail cobalt]

tell me if its out cuz im not check rn

[strong oracle]

NOTHING YET

[junior pulsar]

........

[finite bison]

IS IT OUT

[junior pulsar]

MASSIVE EDGE

[spiral bluff]

not out

[raw mason]

its not

[tepid wing]

5

[glass forum]

💀

[foggy saffron]

OUT

[spiral bluff]

edge master

[junior pulsar]

SHIFTING TIMER TO 4:30 PM

[warped fulcrum]

guys maybe gabriel was right

[strong oracle]

UCSD STOP EDGING HOLY SHIT

[humble girder]

IT'S NOT OUT

[odd mountain]

bro this portal is so glitched

[dusty quarry]

holy shit

[jovial tartan]

ban

[strong oracle]

SHIFTING TO 4:30

[lean shadow]

edged

[humble girder]

OMFG 😭

[hallow phoenix]

ONG LMFAO SPAM THE MEMES

[mystic plover]

that was rly funny lmao

[spiral bluff]

fake news gng

[lapis shore]

bruh

[frail cobalt]

gabby im sry

[slim summit]

4:30 🙏

[lean shadow]

BROOOOOOOOOO

[trail ruin]

Oh nooz. You must not have gotten in.

[lapis shore]

okay 4:30 we ball

[pine flicker]

Snort

[strong oracle]

how many people are here

[south knoll]

Yeah no parent talks like this

[zealous falcon]

4:30 trust

[pine flicker]

Snort

[junior pulsar]

EXCEPT UCSD ADMISSIONS SENT GABRIEL TO STOP US FROM FRYING THEIR SERVERS

[wintry rain]

Nada

[pine flicker]

ill stop

when is it coming out

[wintry rain]

wtf is this

[dusty quarry]

yall are deep into delulu territory 🤷

[maiden ore]

4:1

[prime shadow]

Brooo I stayed up till 4:30 AM for this 😭
Guess I'll be sleeping before they come out

[junior pulsar]

How much did UCSD pay you to do this gig?

[dense comet]

both sd and I not out

[iron forge]

drop or no drop?

[dense comet]

wow

[raw mason]

yea its not out man

[dense comet]

fuck this

[strong oracle]

NOT YET

[crystal junco]

dear the regents of the University of California, San Diego

[warped fulcrum]

do UCs usually drop on clean numbers like this

[frail cobalt]

i love the University of California, San Diego

[raw mason]

ye ig

[wintry rain]

Why tf is my portal like that😟

[junior pulsar]

davis dropped 2:30 last week

iirc

[warped fulcrum]

do they ever drop on like 4:08 or sum

[junior pulsar]

cause everyoens frying their servers uo

up

[frail cobalt]

bro davis randomly dropped when i was at work

[topaz swift]

Weird

[warped fulcrum]

ah

[jovial tartan]

9500 Gilman Drive, Mail Code 0021, La Jolla, CA 92093-0021(858) 534-4831

im boutta pull up and drive by

[wintry rain]

LOLLL

[plucky trench]

LMAOO

[tawdry briar]

Haha

[frail cobalt]

i couldnt even check if i got in

[tribal crest]

my portal is like corrupted bro

[plucky trench]

we got trolled 😭💔

[hallow phoenix]

:(((((((((((((((((

[dire socket]

In order to view your decision you must click the withdraw application button. This is merely a test to see if you are triton material

[tawdry briar]

Ucs lowkey evil this yr

[frail cobalt]

but they sent me a email

[hallow phoenix]

I think we are being edged lowk