Northwestern University (2024-2025)

[thorny prism]

that’s lit me right now

[daring rover]

school of music

[night temple]

ah

[steady sparrow]

i just got waitlisted frim nyu too LMAO

[thick hatch]

guys i can’t think about this for all of practice be fr

[rain skiff]

me fr

[sharp junco]

🚨📢 PORTAL ASTROLOGY IS PEAK SKIBIDI BRAINROT 🚽🔮

You’re out here treating a university login page 🌐🔑 like it’s the backrooms of admissions 👁️🚪. One missing document? GYATT, I’M IN! 🤯💥. Button moved? INSTANT RATIO + REJECTED + L BOZO 💀📉. Bro, the admissions office is not your rizzler enemy 😈🔥, they’re just some underpaid NPCs updating forms 💼💻.

Some Ohio Discord mod 🗿📡 said their portal changed and now you’re cooking up sigma-level theories 🧠🧑‍🍳. PORTAL HTML ≠ ADMISSION DECISION 📜💀. They already locked in your fate before you even touched that site 🚪🚷. Refreshing the page every 0.2 seconds won’t skibidi your way into Harvard 🎓🚽.

You’re deep in the final boss back-end code mines ⛏️💻, playing Among Us with financial aid documents 🚀🔍. But guess what? IT’S ALL RANDOMIZED LIKE A FIFA PACK OPENING 🎰🎲. Some dude had 0 portal updates and got in 🚪✨, another had full checklists and got dropkicked by the rejection letter 🏌️‍♂️📨.

Close your 58 Chrome tabs 🚫🌐, go touch actual non-simulation grass 🌱🏃‍♂️, and LET IT COOK 🔥. The decision will drop when it drops 📬⏳, and no amount of gigachad refresh cycles 🔄😈 will change your destiny.

[swift wave]

bro what the fuck

[snow vessel]

bro...

[carmine moat]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

type shitttt

[hardy jungle]

LMAOO

[ivory sand]

when decisionsv

[tawny arch]

Are we serious rn

[blazing lark]

WTF LMAO

[narrow rain]

Slay Chloe

[carmine moat]

yes dawg

[obsidian wren]

rice got me tho

[ivory sand]

any northwestern AOs here?

[carmine moat]

no

not that we know of

[chilly hull]

@ kelsey olsen

no

[carmine moat]

unless they lurk

[chilly hull]

@ kelsey olsen hi

[snow vessel]

someone cooked here

[shrewd fossil]

wait when did u guys say they released ed

[swift wave]

yes

[rough obsidian]

my poop is purple and white does this mean I will get in

[carmine moat]

yes!!

[fierce gull]

wait is NW out??

[shrewd fossil]

SIX

[chilly hull]

No

[carmine moat]

6'7

[fierce gull]

ah ok I was so confused

[shrewd fossil]

bro thats it i’m going to sleep

[carmine moat]

gn brob

[shrewd fossil]

gn 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[bitter adder]

Guys take this waiting period and let’s all go touch grass

[fierce gull]

oh 4pm was the anticipated time huh?

[swift wave]

chat i cant sleep wtf

[chilly hull]

you will get admitted to the northwestern hospital

[rough obsidian]

boob

[vital stump]

.

[rough obsidian]

heeheehee

[carmine moat]

[vital stump]

will yall ping when it comes out

[swift wave]

that shit looks freaky asf

[fierce gull]

ok imma just check much later then

[carmine moat]

teehee

[rough obsidian]

why does the NW portal website have an unsecure login symbol for me lmao

[rustic beacon]

Same

[rough obsidian]

WTF LMAO

[reef magnet]

ITS OUT

[carmine moat]

?

[blazing lark]

WHAT

[swift wave]

what

[carmine moat]

show proff dawg

[sharp junco]

Proof

[echo totem]

HMM??

[swift wave]

you fr bish?

[reef magnet]

jk!

[rustic beacon]

It’s not bro

[torn solar]

its not out

[snow vessel]

mods, take him out

[shrewd fossil]

bro u pmo

[rustic beacon]

No

[whole peak]

bro no tf its not

[torn solar]

fuck u bro

[snow vessel]

the baiter

[swift wave]

fuck

[blazing lark]

pmo

[torn solar]

ban him

[tawdry cedar]

PMO PMO TS

[sinful matrix]

take him out

[chrome yoke]

...

[obsidian delta]

ban him

[rough obsidian]

Me when I lie

[chrome yoke]

ban

[mighty ermine]

Lmao someone said like "I bet it's at 4:13" or msth so I was like dang bruh

[whole peak]

LMAO

[daring rover]

ts pmo

[reef magnet]

AHHHH GOT U ALLL

[rough obsidian]

ban fr

[swift wave]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-plinker98-lowtiergod-caption-meme-gif-12333197864584502943

[tawdry cedar]

I DIDNT EVEN APPLY AND U GAVE ME AHEART ATTACK

[ebon yoke]

BAN THEM

[vital stump]

GUARDS EVICT THIS PERSON POSTHASTE

[chrome yoke]

just ban bro

why bother muting

[ivory sand]

ban

[mighty ermine]

Nah bruh it's not that deep 😭

[chilly hull]

@main glen I’m afraid

[woeful stag]

Superglue your asscheeks together buddy I’m coming for you 😭🙏

[mighty ermine]

Just mute

FR

[swift wave]

is sapphire slow, why is bro thinking

[swift copper]

do yall know what time its gonna be out

[thick hatch]

just put the decision in the portal bro 😭 🙏

[rough obsidian]

😂😂

[echo totem]

this bot be thinking

[obsidian delta]

yo think faster

[tawny arch]

Mods obliterate his family

[rough obsidian]

Starboard it

[warm fjord]

fax

[wild hare]

@peak shale stop lurking

[spiral gate]

hey guys fun fact :3 if northwestern doesn't release in the next minute i will eat the entire city of evanston

[vital stump]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-gif-8356693125066769156

[mighty ermine]

I mean it's not like they still making decisions

Just release em fr

[dusty eagle]

nw can’t put the fries in the bag 💔

[swift wave]

its cold tho

why does that matter wtf

[remote tide]

mid ass school on god

[swift wave]

nvm

[blazing lark]

yeah bruh

[fading jacinth]

i already ate it but i left you some dessert (science building)

[night temple]

theyre still spinning rhe last couple wheels of applicants

[spiral gate]

it will be warm in my belly

[hardy jungle]

...

[distant sedge]

is northwedtern out?

[wild hare]

what time did it come out last yr

[dusty eagle]

i expect my letter to say
yr app lwk pmo yo ahh ain built for evanston twin js log off vro 🥀🥀

[chilly hull]

if any NU admissions officers are here, I hope you will forgive the fact that I mentioned my love for northwestern’s basketball teams in my LOCI 🥹

[rain skiff]

@distant sedge HELLO BRO

[daring rover]

GENSHIN IMPACT UPDATE

[swift wave]

chat is the mascot a furry?

[night temple]

all mascots are furries

[distant sedge]

YOOOOOO

[night temple]

even the people ones

[tawny arch]

Portal astrology disappeared lmao

[rain skiff]

Aight bro im staying up for 15 more misn then imma sleep

[whole peak]

this is what it's gonna be like for ivy day waiting until 7

[chilly hull]

Isn’t Stanford’s a tree

[rough obsidian]

reloading page simulator

[swift wave]

damn, i just realized

[night temple]

i think so

oh my god the tree is ugly

[hazy wren]

[main glen]

hi are we going to call

[carmine moat]

i will crash out if the professors i emailed asking for the course syllabus don't respond bc i need that shit for transfer evaluations

[hardy jungle]

ah yes

[chilly hull]

poor guy

[cunning jewel]

[chilly hull]

I’m really afraid

[swift wave]

chat

[wary chasm]

Out yet?

[spiral gate]

*rubs evanston shaped belly* buuuurpp..... i wonder why decisions aren't out yet....

[swift wave]

is it releasing today?

[rough obsidian]

poop

[torn solar]

nope

[cunning jewel]

….

[wary chasm]

😦

Good luck all!

[torn solar]

guys what if they are still reading my application

[ivory sand]

lowkey might not release today

[torn solar]

double checking that I dont get rejected

[wary chasm]

It got delayed over an hour last year 😦

[blazing lark]

what if theyre changing my decision to accepted right now

[wary chasm]

But it did come out day they promised

[snow vessel]

never northwestern again

[cunning jewel]

Yeah gang i talked to the office of admissions myself and told them to re-read all of the a2apps 🔥

[hazy wren]

Wasn’t it 4:45 est last year?

[chilly hull]

they’re thinking about whether or not they should waste a spot on their waitlist for me or reject me completely

[carmine moat]

chat drop some music recs

[rough obsidian]

poopwestern

[swift wave]

respect

[carmine moat]

i've been listening to my white gurl bangers playlist too much

[worthy bison]

I called the admission office

[thick hatch]

guys they never said a time to begin with

[split dune]

atp just release tmrw before the ivies bruh

[mighty ermine]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wary chasm]

Honestly don't remember I just remember waiting a very long time as the website kept pushing the time later and later

[torn solar]

bruh when is it

[mighty ermine]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ivory sand]

apt apt apt apt

[cunning jewel]

Chat new nu supp just dropped, recommend a song as a vibe check 🔥

[swift wave]

okay drwaffles, thanks for letting us know

[hardy jungle]

lowkey waiting for furina to send the next freaky message so it can go on starboard

[main glen]

let’s call

[thick hatch]

you’re welcome!

[worthy bison]

1st april 2pm est

[main glen]

i’ll be freaky w your dad in bed

[swift wave]

damn

[rough obsidian]

When are we getting PU (pee-u!) university?? Stands for poop university

[chilly hull]

is this what you wrote for your supplemental essay

[woeful umbra]

alr fk it. i'm going back to bed. waking up in an hour

[worthy bison]

been there done that

[night temple]

are there things ur not allowed to put on the rock

[carmine moat]

you mean brown uni

[rough obsidian]

more like northwestern…

[whole peak]

Ofc

[torn solar]

omg

[proven willow]

hi person that nows freyja chunisun from twitter.com

[torn solar]

i thought it was out but it was nyu

[proven willow]

person who nows

those who now

[main glen]

hi person that knows freyja chunisun from twitter.com

[torn solar]

why does nyu and nu have such similar color schemes

[rain skiff]

when it come out bro ts pmo fr fr bro icl

[swift wave]

bro wtf

[rough obsidian]

northwesterj cock 😂😂😂😂

[chilly hull]

:( but I’m so nervous

[torn solar]

lmao

that was beautiful

[spiral gate]

mraow? :3

[hardy jungle]

northwesterj 🥀

[whole peak]

i forget we are all teenagers

[worthy bison]

WHO DELETED THE PENIS STICKER

[snow vessel]

someone copy that lebron copypasta and replace lebron with northwestern

[carmine moat]

cmon chat no nsfw 💀

[swift wave]

"god did"

[cunning jewel]

[worthy bison]

typa shit i studied in AP BIO

[chilly hull]

I will paint a stick and two circles on the rock if northwestern admits me

[main glen]

thank you jay pee

[rough obsidian]

guys they cant stop us from talking about poop

[spiral gate]

fun fact i will be upholding my promise to draw the school mascot of any college i'm accepted to making out with tim the mit beaver. yes i have studied furry art and yes i regret it

[swift wave]

northwestern so cold, the poop gon freeze

[carmine moat]

CAUSE BABY TONIGHTTTT THE DJS GOT US FALLING IN LOVE AGIANNNNN

[cunning jewel]

[fiery hamlet]

does anyone know when it’s acc gonna come out

[swift wave]

ew wtf did i just say

[obsidian wren]

is it supposed to be out in 10 minutes or one hour and ten minutes

[night temple]

if u took a shit today ur autorejected

[chilly hull]

[main glen]

when does it come out

[echo totem]

oh!

[torn solar]

ok my bad

dont ban me pls

[daring rover]

NOOOOO

[swift wave]

damn

[main glen]

the decisions, i mean

[viscid hare]

Phew i’m safe

[chilly hull]

we don’t know

[hardy jungle]

why yall getting freaky

[daring rover]

id get freaky with northwestern

[fiery hamlet]

man I wanna go to bed

[raw gazelle]

Is it out

[rough obsidian]

i already drew arch making out with idaho

[chilly hull]

I wish you were here

[torn solar]

no its not out

[frozen trench]

[cunning jewel]

[chilly hull]

I’m so afraid

[hazy wren]

Ya but I’m keeping it a secret

[ionic prism]

king y do u care

[whole peak]

this guy bro

[rough obsidian]

dude im awesome

[tawny arch]

[viscid hare]

Beautiful thing is i don’t even care about any more college decisions

[torn solar]

that was quick

[whole peak]

yo this bagueute guy got prefired

[static bane]

them not sharing the time is SO diabolical

[spiral gate]

depending on how today goes i may have to draw a tiger kissing a beaver

[hardy jungle]

sybau ts pmo be fr 🥀

[swift wave]

nice

[rain skiff]

IS IT OUTTT AAHHHH

[worthy bison]

[ebon yoke]

its cause they dont know themselves LMAO

[night temple]

can you draw it even if it goes bad

for funsies

[rough obsidian]

[rough obsidian]

LMFAOOO

[next pollen]

Y'all my portal literally has my name on it

[blazing lark]

atp vandy finna come out before nw

[echo totem]

bro is being silenced atp

[static bane]

like u are an institution bffr😭😭😭

[ivory sand]

NO

[next pollen]

That acceptance is so mine

[delicate lynx]

Okay

[spiral gate]

no unfortunately i will be sobbing in my room

[whole peak]

lmao they censored the warning too

[fiery hamlet]

muted by the deep state

[rough obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-1984-no-freaky-beybladeuser-gif-1313497674080971554

[delicate lynx]

Gang

Imma be real

I love all of you

[noble plover]

the bot is still theorizing

[rough obsidian]

[night temple]

oh yeah valid i hope it goes well

[delicate lynx]

But I SAID LIKE SIXTEEN TIMES IT WAS COMING OUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE

WHY TF DID NOBODY LISTENNNNN

[torn solar]

bro when was northwestern founded

[delicate lynx]

😭

[torn solar]

maybe they releasing during that time

[static bane]

they said imma get to it when i get to it

[snow vessel]

AN HOUR AND A HALF

[delicate lynx]

me after i provide twenty warnings but the people do not care

[next pollen]

WAITT HOW'D U KNOW??

[torn solar]

foudned in 1851

[snow vessel]

BROOO

[static bane]

lmaooo

[frozen trench]

[torn solar]

no way its 18:51

[hardy jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pizza-tower-pizzas-screaming-scream-gif-1611671406631605183

[chilly hull]

18:51

[static bane]

bro foretold of this

[hazy wren]

How do u expect to get in without knowing the northwestern trivia

[night temple]

6:51 guys???

[delicate lynx]

IT CAME OUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE FOR ED TOO

I SAT Around waiting for an HOUR

[bitter adder]

Omg I remember that

[torn solar]

why is it not our

[rough obsidian]

‼️ ‼️

[bitter adder]

What am I doing bro

[blazing lark]

?

[bitter adder]

OMG

[night temple]

i dont even care about this decision why am i here

[echo totem]

What

[distant sedge]

no im joking

[delicate lynx]

Actually???

[swift wave]

chat

[static bane]

stfu

[delicate lynx]

Oh

[echo totem]

omfg

[torn solar]

this guy bro

[whole peak]

viv pmo

[daring rover]

dawg

[hardy jungle]

BAIR

BAIT

[torn solar]

BAN HIM

[static bane]

thats so evil

[echo totem]

HUH

[hardy jungle]

BAIT

[shell ridge]

LETS GOOO

[bitter adder]

IS IT RLLY

[snow vessel]

MODS GET HIM

[delicate lynx]

Ok so carry on

[static shuttle]

nout out here

[rain skiff]

is it out

[slate folio]

I’m tweaking

[shell ridge]

FIRST ACCPETANCE

[rain skiff]

???

[bitter adder]

😭😭

[rustic beacon]

Stop

[mighty ermine]

This is like the fourth time this channel

[torn solar]

?

[rain skiff]

WTF IS IT OUT

[dreamy shuttle]

@viv0958 muted

Reason: decision baiting
Duration: 2 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds

[bitter adder]

IS IT RLLT

[slate folio]

What is happening

Oh

[static bane]

GUYS😭😭😭😭

[slate folio]

HELP

WHAT JS THIS

[rain skiff]

BRO IS HE BULLSHITTING

[bitter adder]

HAHAHHA

[rain skiff]

IS IT OUT

[main glen]

ITS NOT OUT

[blazing lark]

WHATS HAPPENING

[rough obsidian]

I dont see anything

[snow vessel]

hah gotem

[frozen trench]

HELPPPP

[delicate lynx]

Guys it’s NOT our

[torn solar]

its not out???

[ebon yoke]

yall pls

[delicate lynx]

It won’t be out until Nov

[hardy cave]

ITS NOT OUT BUMS

[chrome yoke]

baiters bruh

[zenith timber]

ban em ‼️

[torn solar]

bro wtf

[chilly hull]

they’re welcoming me

[wary chasm]

😭😭😭

[rustic beacon]

Stop

[swift wave]

whoever is trolling, youre gon get constipation

[static bane]

ivy day preview im so
hype 🍿🍿🍿🍿

[carmine moat]

IT'S NOT OUT HOLY SHIT

[hollow swallow]

It’s not out.

[rough obsidian]

No email or status update

[hazy wren]

😭😭

[carmine moat]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN LOL

[amber imp]

YESSS

[torn solar]

send proof

[snow vessel]

moDS GET HIM

[whole peak]

mf name really lynde 😭

[wary chasm]

You will all be ok trust me ❤️

[tawny arch]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-mods-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-family-gif-13032182972393607348

[delicate lynx]

Mods get him

[gilded jasper]

yall gotta shut the fuck up

[bitter adder]

Guys their not releasing cuz we’re being too chalant omg
Just say you dgaf about northwestern and it’ll drop ong

[swift wave]

embed fail hehe

[dreamy shuttle]

@cloutski01 muted

Reason: decision baiting
Duration: 3 hours, 59 minutes and 57 seconds

[hardy cave]

Even if I get rejected

[slate folio]

Is thid what the ivy channels gonn look like tm

[worldly pewter]

Is it 1:30

[elder flame]

it was them

[hardy cave]

Well I am probably

[rough obsidian]

someones gonna join on an alt to do it now

[tawny arch]

I fucking hate this app

😭

[fiery hamlet]

Chloe damn

[swift wave]

"shit shut the fuck up" 😭

[hardy jungle]

dude i will not do anything

[carmine moat]

cmon chat what's the point of baiting

[delicate lynx]

Oh my god this is the first time I’ve seen a current northwestern student in this server HIII what’s your major is northwestern cool how does course registration work im so nervous

[hazy wren]

Ivy gonna come out on time tho

[rough obsidian]

hall of fame aura loss

[bitter adder]

Piss me with that bs

[hardy jungle]

just to see

[night temple]

theyll look about 4 times worse

[torn solar]

what u on about

[rain skiff]

is it out?

[gilded jasper]

fuck u

[torn solar]

man these men bro

[rain skiff]

BRO COME ON

[thorny prism]

why are we lying

[swift wave]

ok.

[carmine moat]

proof?

[fiery hamlet]

shi is gonna be madness

[spiral gate]

bro why are they lowkey just not releasing it

[wary chasm]

LOL I just knew it was coming out today so I thought I'd see how everyone is doing (bad)

[fierce gull]

bro who saying it out get them

[slate folio]

Nah I called them they’re releasing at 727 now bc that’s my birthday and I am the only important person

[karmic crescent]

nah at least ivies are prompt w their decisions

[chilly hull]

guys, it’s not out

[wary chasm]

Feel free to dm me questions or smth it can get kinda crowded in here

[swift wave]

you ate em fym

[hardy jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wysi-727-osu-gif-26190979

[thorny prism]

after nyu waitlist i js wanna eat a whole cake and sleep

[fierce gull]

ok imma dip bruh

[tawny arch]

Yall on some bullshit 😭🙏

[balmy zinc]

bruh

[feral marsh]

do you guys know what time it is

[delicate lynx]

Yea i will

[spiral gate]

oh yeah... burp..

[balmy zinc]

these mofos

[grim girder]

What time will it be

[night temple]

yeah true

[hardy jungle]

SOMEONE GET THE REFERENCE

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-meow-yawn-endless-gif-15833307

[warm fjord]

nothing confirmed, we thought it was 4pm est but its past that now

[raw gazelle]

When is the speculated time for nw

[night temple]

cornells gonna cook my ass tomorrow

[hazy wren]

Me when I try to fish for a happy birthday smh

Happy birthday!

[swift wave]

vomit em out, so that they can release

[twin bramble]

i get it

[echo totem]

atp icl ts pmo wtf is ts br 😢😭

[rough obsidian]

112 feet?? 🦶🤤🤤🤤

[slate folio]

Dawg I was not fishing I was thinking of a random time that began with seven and I js thought of my birthday

[blazing lark]

yo same

[slate folio]

Average mit accepted student

[rough obsidian]

:3

[proven willow]

freaky ahh college thread 😭

[hazy wren]

Smh buddy. Don’t lie

[static shuttle]

guys what if they dont release decisions today

[whole peak]

i like that we're all so freaky

[static shuttle]

you know how funny that would be

[carmine moat]

that'd be depressing

[fiery hamlet]

not

[rough obsidian]

maybe an average student but Im an above average freak 👅👅👅

[shy plume]

no it says on the portal

[night temple]

if i dont ever open my decision can i tell people i didnt get rejected

[slate folio]

Guys I’m gonna leave now and disappear for twenty minutes it better not release

[shy plume]

they will

[elder flame]

A knee slapper indeed

[slate folio]

I support this wholeheartedly

[static shuttle]

"anticipated"

[cunning jewel]

freaky university…

[ivory sand]

show up in the fall and find out

[swift wave]

yes

[dusty eagle]

avg mit admit

[static bane]

just lie

[echo totem]

naur they confirmed via insta

[torn solar]

bro what

[whole peak]

bonbonbaguette

[swift wave]

sure

[torn solar]

come on that aint even nsfw

[rough obsidian]

call me christopher the way Im colonizing the starboard

[ivory sand]

1984

[torn solar]

im just tryna convince nw to come out 😦

[hardy jungle]

starred her own message 🥀

[grand otter]

is it out

[ivory sand]

dlh

[grand otter]

no wait

[obsidian wren]

yes

[torn solar]

please no ban

[narrow rain]

Yall chill tf out

[torn solar]

i have no sexual intent

[rough obsidian]

why not :3

[whole peak]

LMFAO

[ivory sand]

no hoes

[rough obsidian]

i love starring stuff

[delicate lynx]

It’ll be out in like an hour

Go have a life

[rough obsidian]

im starring the next message

[remote tide]

this is what happens when decisions are delayed

[rustic beacon]

Apparently it released 4:45 last year, 4:17 year before

[chilly hull]

I’m so sad

[remote tide]

the chat goes insane

[ebon yoke]

someone lock this thread until decisions

[torn solar]

jk

[whole peak]

someone check in one minute

[frozen trench]

30 seconds!

[merry cipher]

Lebron James

[whole peak]

get a load of this guy

[swift wave]

bro why tf yall on a starring spree

[rotund wigeon]

I’m going to touch everyone if it doesn’t come out

Everyone

[rough obsidian]

poop

[bitter adder]

I’ll be here

[static bane]

pfp is frying me

[rotund wigeon]

Like watch out guys

[elder flame]

[ivory sand]

yes please

[whole peak]

not out

[rustic beacon]

go check

[torn solar]

im getting censored

[rotund wigeon]

How deep

[candid maple]

not out?

[night temple]

not out

[torn solar]

not out

[candid maple]

bruh

[torn solar]

so in 30 min>

[proven willow]

average northwestern applicants or smth

[torn solar]

fucl

[static bane]

the stars are just not funny

[whole peak]

okay so like i give up im gonna go shower

[bitter adder]

Yea they just pissed me tf off

[delicate lynx]

Like an hr tbh

[rough obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-from-the-screen-to-the-ring-to-the-pen-to-the-king-from-the-beer-to-the-key-to-the-car-to-the-tree-gif-14731677269980130602

[woeful stag]

If von was alive he never would’ve let them delay it

[narrow rain]

It’s not coming out rn

It’s ok

[frozen trench]

[carmine moat]

imagine i go take a shower rn and it's still not out

[shy plume]

what time is it out?

[bitter adder]

Record reaction video in the shower and send

[carmine moat]

cackling

[cunning jewel]

ok e-freakers pls bring it to priv messages

[formal lodge]

would be insane if vandy comes out before nu 😂

[obsidian wren]

nah

[whole peak]

bro 💀

[snow vessel]

wtf

[fiery hamlet]

are u at Oxford like Oxford England

[narrow rain]

Never o clock

[bitter adder]

Omg

[rustic beacon]

Sending a fake ss is crazy

[grand otter]

fake

[whole peak]

it's not out

[buoyant walrus]

IS IT OUT???

[rain skiff]

is it out

[balmy zinc]

genuinly sending hate

[grand otter]

ban this guy pls

[bitter adder]

Is it out

[snow vessel]

fake ss

[rough obsidian]

not even falling for it no more 💔💔

[grand otter]

get this guy outta here

[snow vessel]

ban the hell out of him

[elder flame]

nah Oxford Connecticut bro 💔

[rain skiff]

was that real or was that fake

[rustic beacon]

No

It’s fake

[rough obsidian]

Fake

[frozen trench]

inspect element

[formal lodge]

bro thought we never saw rejection simulator in our entire lives 😭

[swift wave]

fuck fake shit

[rotund wigeon]

I pray on bros downfall

[balmy zinc]

fraud

[formal lodge]

i got ts memoried

[rustic beacon]

There’s 55k apps or so

[grand otter]

ban him

[rustic beacon]

Not 40k

[swift wave]

vandy and emory prolly gon be out before nu

[fiery hamlet]

fawkkkk

[ivory sand]

riyal or fa-kay?

[torn solar]

guys lets sing lebron songs

[ivory sand]

oh no! fa-kay!

[jolly juniper]

nahhhh

[merry cipher]

Yo

[slate folio]

You are my sunshine

[rotund wigeon]

Yeass

[blazing lark]

lebron lebron lebron james

[rotund wigeon]

Goat 🐐

[rustic beacon]

That’s the message u get on the rejection simulator lol

[tribal flame]

where is the decison bruh

[merry cipher]

[torn solar]

ok guys lets do a real time lebron edit

[tribal flame]

a2c calendar lied

[carmine moat]

no

northeastern

[jolly juniper]

said speculated

[carmine moat]

i'm on london campus rn

[fiery hamlet]

oh bruh what

[worldly pewter]

Is it out

[whole peak]

do we rlly want to go to northwestern if someone like bonbonbaguette is admitted? we will not be safe

[vale flicker]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DECISIONS

[elder flame]

[swift wave]

stop skulling me chat it aint that serious 😭

[fiery hamlet]

oh nice, how are u enjoying England

[tribal flame]

fts brah

i aint waiting

[obsidian wren]

no it didnt

[carmine moat]

it's dubs

[rotund wigeon]

Im touching you

[carmine moat]

i'm gonna miss this city when i leave

[swift wave]

im a minor

[torn solar]

guys lets do a lebroin edit

[spiral gate]

ts is genuinely pmoing me beyond belief

[rotund wigeon]

Even better

[hardy jungle]

so is he

[spiral gate]

perfect

[delicate lynx]

Will I be banned if I send a screenshot of a letter from early decision

😭

[torn solar]

guys stop typing ill starting the cue for lebron

[fiery hamlet]

you’ll miss the pubs the most 🙏

[swift wave]

howd y know

[carmine moat]

i actl haven't been to a pub yet

LOL

[fiery hamlet]

HOW

[static bane]

like yea😭😭

[carmine moat]

mfw i get academically challenged by my academically challenging classes

[fiery hamlet]

you should go on Friday night

[rough obsidian]

chat how long can we be silent for
stop sending messages

[swift wave]

bro nah

[fiery hamlet]

Friday night pub is the best solution to allat

[delicate lynx]

I was fully joking I would not do that

I’m not evil

[carmine moat]

lowk friends and i are planning on spoons visit

the fact we haven't gone to spoons after all this time in london

[fiery hamlet]

spoons is horror unless ur going for cheap drinks

[carmine moat]

shameful

[bitter adder]

NORTHWESTERN STOP TRYNA BE CARTI

[formal lodge]

either ur underage or u dont touch grass

[carmine moat]

i touch grass lol

[spiral gate]

fuck my stupid baka life they're not dropping decisions i'm getting back on genshin impact

[swift wave]

2 seconds, precisely

[fiery hamlet]

lowk disrespecting British culture

[carmine moat]

no fr

[ivory sand]

ts pmo icl

[rough obsidian]

shut up freak

[delicate lynx]

Furina it’s ok it’ll be out in like an hour probably maybe potentially

[carmine moat]

haven't had fish n chips either

[viscid hare]

They told me it’s coming out at poop o clock

[carmine moat]

only tescos meal deals

[delicate lynx]

Hang on

[torn solar]

music in the background. Lebron starts shaking his head, grabbing his head as the phone swerve and bends the corner woahh oah. Then, Lebron mummers the words of peace, justice, and equity: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Then, transition into basketball footage. Cue next music: Hear me a rolio or some shit. When you add it together, it sounds like this:

[delicate lynx]

Imma go check when ED came out

[torn solar]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-tee-grizzley-first-day-out-edit-lebron-edit-gif-10876952049472718041

[delicate lynx]

I got yall

[swift wave]

how-

[proven willow]

skibidi toilet

[hardy jungle]

i know him irl and he touches everyone

[spiral gate]

fuck my stupid baka life

[whole peak]

oh brother......

[fiery hamlet]

what are you even doing 💔

please tell me you’ve had a roast dinner

[dusty eagle]

Is the way to forget about decisions to just go fishing

[swift wave]

damn

[whole peak]

let's all use this time to go find the huzz

[frozen trench]

if i get in im joining a cult

[carmine moat]

[torn solar]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-cutecore-pink-cute-space-gif-3362906786956412003

[cunning jewel]

cheeky nandos

[carmine moat]

i deadass haven't done shit here

NANDOS

[torn solar]

would yall smash lebron]

[vale flicker]

NORTHWESTERN

[carmine moat]

I TRIED THAT RECENTLY

[vale flicker]

WYA

[fiery hamlet]

Nandos goated, what’s ur order

[carmine moat]

BOMB ASS CHICKEN

[swift wave]

chat

[vale flicker]

...

[severe patrol]

OMG NANDOS IS AMAZJNG

[tawdry cedar]

did it release guys

[ivory sand]

ping when out

[chilly hull]

No

[proven willow]

im going feral

[fiery hamlet]

GOOD Nandos is a British staple 🙏

[delicate lynx]

ED CAME OUT AT 2:33 PM PST (5:33 PM EST)

[severe patrol]

No1 SA restaurant

[tawdry cedar]

bro did they not say 4pm on the dot

[echo totem]

thaf is so far away …

[carmine moat]

their garlic naan is so bomb

[ivory sand]

I need time

[carmine moat]

i miss that shit

i got M&S pasta for the first time today

enlightenment unlocked

[delicate lynx]

No that was the a2c calendar estimate because it’s come out at that time in prev years

[rain skiff]

das like an hour from now bruh...

[ivory sand]

I’m entering a marvel rivals match, it better not release mid match

[torn solar]

please no

[rain skiff]

should i sleep

[jolly juniper]

they said speculated dawg

[rain skiff]

its like 2 am cuh

[torn solar]

that like an hour from now

[tawdry cedar]

aurrr

[proven willow]

idk i think it came out a little earlier

[tawdry cedar]

well good luck everyone

[torn solar]

hopefully in 9 minuts

[fiery hamlet]

Rs u gotta try m&s cookies too they are soooooo good

[tawdry cedar]

sending love

[delicate lynx]

Maybe if u kept reloading the portal that was just the email time

[tawdry cedar]

❤️

[delicate lynx]

😅

[frozen trench]

someone ring me when it comes out 💜

[thorny prism]

bro why couldn’t it be 4

[delicate lynx]

I checked the email I was in class so I didn’t keep reloading the portal

[tawny arch]

See guys! It could release at any time! Keep frantically refreshing your portals it’s worth it

[thorny prism]

i js wanna get my rejections over with

[severe patrol]

Get the Tesco Eclairs and Jam Doughnuts

[woeful stag]

Pretty sure it was at a like completely random time

[carmine moat]

i'm def going for the pastries next time i go

[woeful stag]

Not an increment of 15

[ebon yoke]

even northwestern dk when its coming out guys dw

[viscid hare]

Hi

[carmine moat]

tescos choco croissants have me on a chokehold rn

[ebon yoke]

itll be a surprise for all

[fiery hamlet]

lovely desert that is

[carmine moat]

they're so good

[ebon yoke]

only people who know are the IT kids

[ivory sand]

maybe if we collectively get on the website and use autoclickers to reload, all the decisions will release rn

[rough obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/449590100100382721/1259393481059729449/togif-8.gif

northwestern

[carmine moat]

tescos meal deal got me through midterms week tho ngl

[fiery hamlet]

omg the croissants freshly baked in the morning I get them before school sometimes 🤤

[grand quail]

its out

[carmine moat]

REALLLLLLLL

[delicate lynx]

Cornell

[rain skiff]

comeon

[carmine moat]

when the chocolate inside is still warm

BOMBBBBBBB

[grand otter]

ban

[rough obsidian]

Me when I FUCKING LIE

[grand otter]

insta ban

[hazy pond]

are we being deaduzz 💔

[rough obsidian]

can we just ban the word “out” temporarily jesus

[fiery hamlet]

absolutely smashing ong

[static bane]

cornell won’t see ts but your friends who fw cornell will.. be kind

[cunning jewel]

either 1/2 chicken or 4 thighs medium or hot, double chips or chips + mash / peas / coleslaw

[rough obsidian]

thanks harry potter fan club for the random ass marketing email

[regal shadow]

Time?

[rough obsidian]

Its 2:38 here

:)

[ivory sand]

is out banned

[hallow pond]

i’m guys wtf where are decisions

[rough obsidian]

okay I gtg guys

[rain skiff]

are you in pakistan

[regal shadow]

Time it comes out?

[jolly juniper]

???

[ivory sand]

what bro

[hardy jungle]

oh right ur a colorado mf

[jolly juniper]

PM

[rain skiff]

timezone

[jolly juniper]

not AM

[rain skiff]

OH PM

I THOUGHT AM LMFAO

[ivory sand]

4:39

[hazy wren]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-man-gif-25512832

[fiery hamlet]

cold cold, I’ve heard the loaded fries are the new strat tho now along with a quarter chicken

[ivory sand]

maybe north eastern is better

[sand narwhal]

when is it coming out

[carmine moat]

YUHHHH

[hazy wren]

Damn

[woeful stag]

I’m on a plane and bought the wifi for this bullshit bro

[ivory sand]

northeastern > southwestern

[rough meadow]

is northwestern out

[hazy wren]

6m 🙏🙏

[daring rover]

no

[swift wave]

bro its not wtf

[tiny stirrup]

GL EVERYONEEEEE

[delicate lynx]

LMFAOOO

[wintry lark]

why we so active in this thread? is nu coming out tonight?

[torn solar]

pleae be in 6 minutes

[ivory sand]

gl to northwestern

[whole peak]

What if we stop daylight savings time so that we get decisions earlier 💜💜

[torn solar]

like it was last year

[torn solar]

yea

[ivory sand]

drop decisions or i pull up

[fiery hamlet]

this was not worth the $29

[ivory sand]

with the gng

[wintry lark]

ooooooooof

[swift wave]

6 minutes and imma sleep fr

[cunning jewel]

when tf did they get loaded fries

[delicate lynx]

i profit from the add friend button

[tiny stirrup]

ed came out at 5:17 💀 💀

[formal lodge]

HELL YEAH

[woeful stag]

It was 5 on delta but still

[cunning jewel]

ngl the grilled halloumi is good

[torn solar]

MY MAN

[woeful stag]

Pmo

[fiery hamlet]

recently but they are bussss

[umbral herald]

wait when is it coming out

[cunning jewel]

WTF

[delicate lynx]

I was in class so i just opened it from the email which was at 5:33

[rough obsidian]

No

[hazy wren]

I feel like it’d be tight but I’d make it work

[fiery hamlet]

I got a Nandos like right next to my sixth form I run it like every fortnight so I’m on ts

[cunning jewel]

it looks so good bruh oh my skibidi

[half finch]

est?

or cst

[delicate lynx]

Yes

[tiny stirrup]

yeaa it was super random

[torn solar]

https://tenor.com/view/shagarita-shalymar-shalymar-rivera-shalymarrivera-shalymar-rivera-gonzalez-gif-11120956775723533476

[formal lodge]

wait so when is it

[delicate lynx]

No

[loud dust]

We waiting for 4 cst?

[delicate lynx]

In liek 40 mins

Probably

[fiery hamlet]

holy bait

[torn solar]

please in 4 min

[formal lodge]

aaaaa

[fiery hamlet]

that’s one episode of gossip girl so bye

[swift wave]

today

[tiny stirrup]

no its gonna be at a rly random time i think

[ivory sand]

at this rate vanderbilt will release first

[tiny stirrup]

but def in the next hour

[jovial ember]

Anyone know what time it comes out?

[midnight gust]

i think 4pm cst is a fair guess tbh?

[delicate lynx]

God who the fuck uses cst its either EST or PST cst isn’t a real fucking timezone

[snow vessel]

ong

[jovial ember]

Fr

[steady sparrow]

What even is the midwest

[vital stump]

wit emory?

[whole peak]

Fr cuz who tf even lives in illinois

[stark scroll]

last year it was at like 2 pm pst

[hazy wren]

3m 🙏

[dusty eagle]

js say you’re biased

[delicate lynx]

It comes out at 11:20 pm CEST guys

[stark scroll]

good luck everyone!

[dusty eagle]

cst >

[hazy wren]

1:45

[loud dust]

I feel offended

[whole peak]

4pm incest

[vital stump]

est best time zone

[torn solar]

fr gmt+2 on top

[loud dust]

Real (everywhere irrelevant save for Chicago)

[ivory sand]

releases at 3:20 AM Chinese standard time

[fiery hamlet]

yeah bruh like what’s Texas why do they even use cst

[shut dirge]

BRO

[delicate lynx]

Texas is one of the many lies fabricated by the government

[torn solar]

wrong copy paste

[hardy jungle]

LMAOOO

[rustic beacon]

Hopefully at 4:45

[open minnow]

what is happening

[fiery hamlet]

it’s actually part of Mexico still fr fr

[delicate lynx]

Losers maybe idk

[vital stump]

pack it up bro

[open minnow]

what delayed decisions does to a mf

[viscid hare]

Hey

[hazy wren]

One minute 🙏

[delicate lynx]

No

💀

[static bane]

what

[hazy wren]

Yes buddy

[ivory sand]

nah

[hazy wren]

Trust fr

[ivory sand]

prolly not

[static bane]

i don’t think its a set time its gonna be random

[rough obsidian]

Me when I lie

[delicate lynx]

2:17 pm PST is actually an extremely set time

[torn solar]

theres no way it comes out

[rotund wigeon]

if this shit aint coming out

[delicate lynx]

Tysm

[rotund wigeon]

someone will be

[swift wave]

bro

[delicate lynx]

Northwestern well known for organization and shit Idfk

[hazy wren]

Ya I clicked the wrong shit and can’t be fucked to fix it

[torn solar]

ping if it comes out please im gonna go dooze

[static shuttle]

when they said 3/26 they actually meant 3/26/26

[swift wave]

it fuckin varies betn 5pm to 7pm eastern time

[static bane]

starflation is so real

[delicate lynx]

Chat is this real

[torn solar]

is it out?

[tawny arch]

Nothing

[rough obsidian]

Okay

[steady sparrow]

no

[swift wave]

no way its coming out rn

[tawny arch]

Not out

[ivory sand]

no

[simple beacon]

can people stop asking is it out omg

[harsh vault]

brooo

[steady sparrow]

so is 5

[proven willow]

never lose hope northwestern will have us

[ivory sand]

5:15 it is

[steady sparrow]

its 5

[rain skiff]

Ohmaga bro northwestern OH HELL NAWH MAYN WTF

[torn solar]

whats nu doing lad

[mental basin]

If its out people will say its out

[rough obsidian]

Im coming out 😩😩😩😫😫😫

[mental basin]

Hi coming out!

Nice to meet you

[hazy wren]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

❤️

[rotund wigeon]

lMAOO bro almost didnt do the joke properly

[gleaming osprey]

frank ocean dropping out before nu

[rough obsidian]

you too 3a/1d/2w/3r/16

[proven willow]

avg mit student

[twin bramble]

just put my waitlist in the bag

[rotund wigeon]

fuck bro i wish

[austere compass]

hahahaha

[delicate lynx]

I love posting bangers in the applying to college discord server

[hazy wren]

😹😹😹😹

So silly

[snow vessel]

i laughed really loud

[hazy wren]

Stfu

[grand otter]

dawg why do they do ts

[vital stump]

AMBATANotifyProspectiveNorthwesternStudentsOfTheir Decision

[delicate lynx]

Here’s hoping there’s no northwestern AOs in this thread

[swift wave]

its gon come out at 5 pm et i guess

[rotund wigeon]

no one knows our real names

its fine

[blazing lark]

12 mins

[delicate lynx]

I’m gonna hazard a guess that they could find mine out

[grand otter]

yall didnt put ur discord username in additional info?

[delicate lynx]

Based on my chat history

[carmine moat]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dogs-dog-spinning-dog-spinning-in-a-car-dog-in-car-gif-22445358

[rough obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

[vital stump]

dear northwestern officer 🐺,

[static bane]

rescinded bc

[vital stump]

FRICK YOU

[swift wave]

i bet this-

[rough obsidian]

awoo

[vale flicker]

AAA

[delicate lynx]

I put in my reddit user

u/fanficmilf6969

[grand otter]

same but my feetfinder one

[rotund wigeon]

LMAOOOO

[rotund wigeon]

WHAT A USERNAME

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/four-rest-films-extreme-wilderness-pro-jerry-loven-compass-directions-gif-16618659

[static shuttle]

me when its not out

[rough obsidian]

Starring ts

[delicate lynx]

I’m fully serious btw you can go look. Picked this shit 3 years ago

[static bane]

78k karma damn

[tribal flame]

waits patiently

[delicate lynx]

It’s real bro

[tribal flame]

WHERE IS IT

[delicate lynx]

😭

I didn’t even make it up

[torn solar]

PLEASE

I shoulda just went to sleep

[static shuttle]

man i hate it when my classmates are also active a2cers

[torn solar]

fuck

[delicate lynx]

Over 3 years isn’t so bad

[swift wave]

5 pm et trust or it never comes out😔

[snow vessel]

get him mods

[woeful stag]

It’s gonna be like 5:27 or some bullshit

[tribal flame]

BAN HIM NOW

[hazy wren]

😹

[tribal flame]

HELP HE GOT BANNED

[unique comet]

Damn mb

[midnight gust]

🙏

[harsh vault]

im playing roblox bro

[delicate lynx]

NORTHWESTERN DECISIONS ARE NOT OUT

important psa

[unique comet]

I said that….

[swift wave]

ok

[hazy wren]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-guy-senior-walker-gif-7660497

[ebon yoke]

shit post wednesday the same day as 6 big schools is so LOL

[delicate lynx]

Yeah but i said it better

[steady sparrow]

is visual art competitive at northwestern

[snow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[unique comet]

Ok u right

[chilly hull]

northwestern does not admit by major (nvm)

[jovial ember]

When do they come out?

[swift wave]

will find out when it comes out

[vital stump]

can a mod ping everyone when it come out

[delicate lynx]

They do for arts i think

[slate folio]

Hi guys

[swift wave]

march 26, 2025

[slate folio]

I’m back

[delicate lynx]

They will

[swift wave]

hi back

[delicate lynx]

Decisions are not gonna be out in 9 mins either

So don’t panic

[slate folio]

Bro thinks he’s so funny

[swift wave]

fuck typo😔

[vital stump]

ok im tuning out then fuck all yall

[spiral gate]

bro im losing my fucking marbles

[delicate lynx]

When decisions are not out in 9 mins

[swift wave]

+lame joke😔

[halcyon iris]

omg is it out??

[steady sparrow]

visual art too? or just music

[swift wave]

my bad chat

[delicate lynx]

THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE THEY ARE ALSO NOT OUT AT 5 EST SO DO NOT PANIC

[slate folio]

I will gladly ignore my paper due in two days just to watch yall

[swift wave]

ok.

[delicate lynx]

uh idk it depends on the application process i think im not an artsy person

[swift wave]

oh fucfk

[noble plover]

ITS OUT AND I GOT REJECTED

[hazy wren]

Can we stop with the annoying ahh bold

[swift wave]

i got a final in 2 days

[noble plover]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[sick obsidian]

Is it actually out

[daring rover]

me when i lie

[slate folio]

Is it

Oh