University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) (2024-2025)

[supple relic]

Whats the numbers in yall profile

[uneven raven]

Math or MechE

[floral quail]

i cured parkinsons am i getting in

[uneven raven]

Depends on where I go

[latent lotus]

im sure certain people wanna go to Quinnipiac, just not me tho

[supple relic]

Accept/WL/Reject?

[latent lotus]

🙏

[west tide]

u did detection lil bro

[versed bridge]

ye

[uneven raven]

Poli Sci people likely

[supple relic]

I see

[latent lotus]

💀

[cosmic skiff]

Nah you gotta cure parkoutson's next

[uneven raven]

They poll election stuff

[floral quail]

stop raining on my parade u clown

🤓

[uneven raven]

My friends only know Purdue from the easybib thing

[west tide]

ur a clown

[floral quail]

uh huh

[uneven raven]

And Cambridge only for dictionary

[floral quail]

this is some W projection

[cosmic skiff]

Easybib sucks

[floral quail]

yea thats my next side project

[cosmic skiff]

All of them have too many ads now

[uneven raven]

Purdue’s citation thing

[latent lotus]

uiuc clears cambridge for cs/math surely

[floral quail]

HOW DO I HAVE 3 TEAMMATES ON SITE AND WE LOSE

[west tide]

am i getting into goegriatech

[floral quail]

???????????????

[hardy geyser]

hell yeah

purdue OWN

[cosmic skiff]

You shoulda done it freshman year lol

[floral quail]

math is easy major

yea

[hardy geyser]

OWL

[versed bridge]

yes

[uneven raven]

How many A2Cers touch grass bro

[latent lotus]

average valorant experience, i bet two of them were sentinels too

[west tide]

The streak must remain intact

[versed bridge]

on everyones soul except mine youre all getting into every uni you apply too

[uneven raven]

Fuck

[nova fog]

yo if i get into gtech cs with a 3.5 ill give each of u 1 bitcoin

[latent lotus]

well shit im dead

my souls GONE

[nova fog]

yes

[hardy geyser]

on YOUR soul im getting into uiuc today

[nova fog]

that works too

[uneven raven]

Yoooo

LFG

[floral quail]

you're in college bro

stop yapping

[versed bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-globe-explode-gif-14366757

[cosmic skiff]

Damn I lost my soul alr then

[nova fog]

hes pushing 35

[floral quail]

pushing 30 talking about applying to college

[hardy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[floral quail]

is INSANE

[nova fog]

unc

[versed bridge]

HES AVERAGING 40

[torn plinth]

how much longer

[west tide]

i nrrd to pee

[torn plinth]

40 mins?

[uneven raven]

UNC?!?

UNC

as in

UNC CHAPEL HILL?

[nova fog]

nah fuck unc

[hardy geyser]

👴

[versed bridge]

stop im crying

[hardy geyser]

these damn kids

[nova fog]

bro imagine going to unc

ud be an unc

[west tide]

i love unc eric ou

[versed bridge]

ERIC OU

[latent lotus]

bros 2 years older than us

[west tide]

eric ouuuu

[latent lotus]

💀

[versed bridge]

are you fr

[floral quail]

i have backstage exclusive pictures of eric ou

:3

[west tide]

he was born in 06 bro when were u born

[amber moss]

dw unc
I've felt old since I was 12
👴

[west tide]

erm can can isee

[latent lotus]

HES 05 OR 06 I THOUGHT LMFAO

[latent lotus]

end of 07

[west tide]

no

[floral quail]

no these pictures of unc are mine and mine alone

[west tide]

1h8

[west tide]

damg

[versed bridge]

a2c chance me for eric ou

[west tide]

LFMAOO

[latent lotus]

💀

[floral quail]

one of my friends friends does volunteering w eric ou

she sent me

pictures

of unc

[west tide]

that one canadian girl on chanceme who mentioned eric ou

[floral quail]

behind the scenes

[versed bridge]

I SAW THAT LMAOOOAOAO

[latent lotus]

UC irvine
boba enjoyer
keshi enjoyer
business major
seaside bakery

[uneven raven]

I love boba and Keshi and Valorant

[floral quail]

i commented there

[uneven raven]

And donuts from seaside

[floral quail]

i think u did toob

bc i tried to respond to a thread

and it wouldnt let me comment

[versed bridge]

none of these words are in the bible

[west tide]

https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1i6yk3e/eric_ou_fangirl_accepted_usc_predict_my_rd_results/ THIS ONE

[floral quail]

cuz u have me blocked on reddit

💀

skull

[west tide]

💀

[uneven raven]

Wait you might be right

[floral quail]

we are 7-1 chat are we gonna finally win a game

holy SHIT

[west tide]

i love unc

[versed bridge]

why did she even mention him

im so confused

[floral quail]

cuz

clickbait title

[wintry field]

for clocks

[floral quail]

lolo

[wintry field]

clicks

[floral quail]

i put u on

🥱

[west tide]

no u didnt

[floral quail]

yes i did

stop yapmaxxing

[west tide]

he was on my fyp

[floral quail]

and jobmaxx

[west tide]

i literally start work next week

[amber moss]

I wonder how many colleges actually monitor social media

[floral quail]

i start work tomorrow

holy employmentmogged

[pale fossil]

is it 4 est?

[amber moss]

Esp with AI

[floral quail]

sorry

on sunday

[west tide]

my mom is on medical leave and not getting moneu anymore

[amber moss]

4 CT 5 ET

[versed bridge]

im unemploymentmaxxing

[west tide]

So i gotta be the breadwinner

[hardy geyser]

the purdue snapchat incident

[hardy geyser]

ai hell yeah

[versed bridge]

what

[amber moss]

There's gotta be at least some scanning through a2c

[hardy geyser]

theres an mit ao in a2c

[supple relic]

Don't say sus shit on the internet or else you'll get rescinded

[amber moss]

nice who

[west tide]

shiet

[hardy geyser]

exactly its not that hard

[grand wave]

Is it est or Chicago time

[proud horizon]

how is it 5 est

[versed bridge]

the yale AOs clocking a2c in their podcast made me giggle

[supple relic]

Chicago 4pm

[hardy geyser]

i aint saying

[proud horizon]

ohhh

[supple relic]

Usually

[grand wave]

Damn

[supple relic]

Its sometimes earlier

[sharp dragon]

I hope they do a Purdue and release the decisions for people who got in 20 minutes early

[hardy geyser]

but theyre sometimes in the mit thread

[supple relic]

You might get a decision in 30 minutes

[mint marsh]

cooked cooked cooked

[supple relic]

They sent us an email about it this morning

About admissions

[floral quail]

ur on discord

we know lil fella

[hardy geyser]

wait r u part of admissions team?

[supple relic]

Smth about a firewall

[visual heron]

IS IT PUT

IS IT OUT

[supple relic]

No but I somehow got an email about it

[visual heron]

?

[hardy geyser]

no

[torn plinth]

theres 1 hour

to go

[hardy geyser]

check ur portal

[torn plinth]

is there some umd type black magic we can do for this

[hardy geyser]

do i smell portal astro?

[mint marsh]

the final countdown for @quiet salmon @visual heron @humble goblet and i

bro i’m scared

[torn plinth]

n...no...

[versed bridge]

wait how do i do portal astro

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna crash out

[cold plume]

Is there any portal Astro 😭

[hardy geyser]

its not allowed

[cold plume]

My portal looks the same

[versed bridge]

awww

[west tide]

Is portal astronomy real

[hardy geyser]

stop discussing portal astro

[amber nimbus]

Did you all apply for cs/engineering

[hardy geyser]

rarely, if ever

in my experience, no

[carmine birch]

No portal astrology yall

[supple relic]

Don't mess with the portal they can tell

[west tide]

they removed the beaver from caltech portal and ppl tough it meant something 😭

[supple relic]

And you might get rescinded

Just wait an hour

[floral quail]

im lowkey bullying these dudes

i feel kinda bad

[supple relic]

Go watch a movie or smth

[hardy geyser]

exactlyyyy

[supple relic]

It'll be out after the movie

[west tide]

Anyone wanna play uno

[amber moss]

What do you mean by "mess with the portal"?

[west tide]

Idk like inspect maybe

[mint marsh]

i feel like jumping off a bridge

[supple relic]

College admissions is so much better than job hunting because at least you'll know when you get a decision

[amber nimbus]

Lowkey same

[supple relic]

Don't fuck with the links

[west tide]

awwww want to play uno

[supple relic]

Don't make random web requests

[amber moss]

inspect element going to do on a properly done site
and UIUC's a top CS school so they probably know what they're doing

[hardy geyser]

[floral quail]

udubs a top cs school

and their portal is

PURE

html

no fucking css

[west tide]

i don’t practice that shit bro

[floral quail]

just htmll

[hardy geyser]

Just stop discussing it please

[floral quail]

lol i spent all of yesterday doing GT portal astro

[hardy geyser]

It’s not allowed

[floral quail]

it didnt work.

[novel trout]

There's been a case of someone getting rescinded for messing with it

[torn plinth]

chat its 230 am

what do i do for another hour

[dusky python]

Is it our??

Wait when does it come out what time

[supple relic]

Some people try to modify links to display information

[hardy geyser]

Idts

[west tide]

Who wants to play uno

[novel trout]

One hour

[hardy geyser]

Just check ur portal tho

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna crash out

[wild zealot]

one hour

[plain portal]

waitt

whys it not out

[mint marsh]

ahhababanansnskskaiywywbsbsbsbsnsnsjsjs

[torn plinth]

it might come out in 15 minutes??? someone said 45 mins before

[hardy geyser]

One more hour

[plain portal]

they said 4 pm

tf

[viscid night]

What rank r they dawg 😭

[hardy geyser]

4 cst

[dusky python]

lol ok I can go take a shit then

[wild zealot]

4cst

[mint marsh]

BRO WHAT

[hardy geyser]

Not eat

[mint marsh]

BAHAHABANANANSBS

[hardy geyser]

Est

[ruby jackal]

WHAT

[dusky python]

I honestly don’t care

[supple relic]

Anywhere from now to 2 hrs is fair game

[plain portal]

BTCH WHY IDDN'T THEY SAY THAT

[novel trout]

I want to open it ASAP but I don't want to cry in class LOL

[floral quail]

this is like ascendant

[mint marsh]

yes they did

[floral quail]

💀

[torn plinth]

SOMEONE SAID IT STARTS COMING OUT IN WAVES FROM 45 MINS OR SO PRIOR

[mint marsh]

bro me fr (i’m at home)

[mint marsh]

UM WHAT.

[plain portal]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[wild zealot]

idk uiuc is in cst

[latent lotus]

both uiuc and gtech use get requests, we just gotta wait

[mint marsh]

bro my first serious decision

i’m cooked

…/6)hysh))

[viscid night]

Damn thats fire

[novel trout]

Uh I hope it does I really don't want to open it during class and I'm at lunch rn

[mint marsh]

thanks for ur email

[wise sparrow]

dude u leaked ur email

[torn plinth]

wHOOPS

[mint marsh]

HSHWNZBSHKSSK

[viscid night]

Is not 4 rn?

[wise sparrow]

:()

[torn plinth]

yall didnt see anything

yall blind

[mint marsh]

it’s 3 pm cst

[amber nimbus]

4 cst

[wild zealot]

CST

[supple relic]

Its 3:02

[mint marsh]

IWHSTWJKWNSBS

gonna crash out

[west tide]

Play uno with me while u wait
https://www.crazygames.com/game/uno-online?czy_invite=true&utm_source=invite&roomid=VUlVQyBUaHJlYWQ%3D&pass=

[mint marsh]

acc

[floral quail]

if i give u guys my email

[mint marsh]

😭😭😭

[plain portal]

why tf wouldn't they sai cst

like tf

[floral quail]

will you guys send me

doordash

gift cards

[wild zealot]

i’m not going to be home before 4

[west tide]

Join my uno invite link

[torn plinth]

iM in

[lone ginkgo]

4 pm cst

[viscid night]

Oh hell naw i aint staying awake for another hour see yall when i wake up

[plain portal]

@torn plinth are u indian or white

[lone ginkgo]

1 hour

[wild zealot]

I’m going to throw up

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna kms

bro if i get rejected

Over

my parents gna be so sad 😞

[supple relic]

Yall are applying to college you should be smart enough to know it's in chicago time

[wild zealot]

My life is over not to be dramatic

[torn plinth]

indian

[mint marsh]

please jesus

please jesus

[supple relic]

Might be out in 30 min

[plain portal]

white ass first name bro😭

[viscid night]

There r other colleges 😭

[torn plinth]

ig ot insane card

[supple relic]

Last year it was out 4:30 pm

[viscid night]

Ah shi guess im staying awake

[upper tree]

🤓

[mint marsh]

well only one my parents had hope for

[west tide]

damn not enough people joined

[plain portal]

fy bruh

[mint marsh]

Hhajabshaiwkwnabsbshwkkq

[torn plinth]

@west tide bruh why tf you leave

[viscid night]

Wdym what other colleges did u apply for 😭

[wanton bough]

Gl guys

[torn plinth]

lame ahh people

[teal palm]

gl guys

[torn plinth]

comeon cuh

[amber nimbus]

Thanks

[quiet salmon]

SCARYY

[mint marsh]

well all js private east coast reaches other than uiuc lmao

[hardy geyser]

I have a test in 15 min

[mint marsh]

SYOP NO

[hardy geyser]

I won’t see decisions

[viscid night]

Gahdamn

[uncut pasture]

if anyone didnt set up their my illini it would be a guaranteed rejecton

[teal palm]

5/10 rage bait

[hardy geyser]

😔

[uncut pasture]

lol

[torn plinth]

im jk

[tired basin]

1 hour…

[hardy geyser]

Send proof or get muted

Is it out

[visual heron]

Real bro

[mint marsh]

hru feeling uhmm nate

[torn plinth]

no its not

[uncut pasture]

my teacher just told me uiuc doesnt have a mascot

[teal palm]

na my man rage baited

[hardy geyser]

If u bait again you’ll get muted

[amber nimbus]

[uncut pasture]

like their I isnt actually a mascot

so sad

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna kms mango

oml

[west tide]

okay try aain https://www.crazygames.com/game/uno-online?czy_invite=true&utm_source=invite&roomid=YnJlYWluY2xlYXNl&pass=

[torn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-friday-gif-3467734566941428186

[mint marsh]

nausea is crazy

[supple relic]

Yall tweaking over smth that'll be open in an hour

[visual heron]

Bro ts so scary

[mint marsh]

NO RUGHT WTF

[teal palm]

bro its not that deep

[uncut pasture]

who wants to drop a parlay with me

[mint marsh]

my parents gna kill me id i don’t get in

[tired basin]

let me innnnnnnnnnn

[torn plinth]

MY CARDS ARE SO ASS

I HAD LIKE 2 +4s EARLIER

[mint marsh]

PLEASE LET ME IN

[amber nimbus]

Good luck

[latent lotus]

wait when is it out again

[torn plinth]

YALL ARE DONE FOR

[latent lotus]

in 25 or 55

[wild zealot]

55

[amber nimbus]

🥸

[torn plinth]

who's UIUCreject

[amber nimbus]

[tired basin]

come on

im done waiting

[west tide]

this is diabolical

[visual heron]

oh my gld

It’s getting real bro

[tired basin]

im cooked

i need the illinois female buff please 🙏

[sharp niche]

ONE MORE HOUR 👹

[west tide]

i love women

[tired basin]

i hope uiuc does too

[mint marsh]

doesn’t it come out at 3:30 sometimes idk

gonna kms

[sharp niche]

don’t raise my blood pressure

[teal palm]

yea
iirc last yr it was 45 min early

[teal palm]

its tru

[viscid night]

Its not out yet

[mint marsh]

UMMMMM

[hardy geyser]

So maybe even 7 min?

[viscid night]

Why ppl lyin for no reason 🙍🙍🙍🙍

[versed bridge]

WHAT THE HECKKK

[mint marsh]

do u want the decision sooner or later

[wild zealot]

SRop this

[visual heron]

Bro mods locked umd

[wild zealot]

No

[mint marsh]

UM WHAT

[tired basin]

bro what

[visual heron]

HUH

[mint marsh]

i refuse to log into my portal

[viscid night]

Ngl im kinda chilling i got into few of my other top picks (but uiuc is my fav)

[tired basin]

whatt

[torn plinth]

Tf

[mint marsh]

cus it js slams in ur face the decision

[tired basin]

does it show up right away?

ohhh...

[mint marsh]

well if u click view status update ya

[viscid night]

Oh hell naw that fucking sucks

[hardy geyser]

Because portal astro, don’t start it here

[visual heron]

Oh

[mint marsh]

well u have one button

but ya

[tired basin]

so its safe to open

[mint marsh]

accept or reject

[viscid night]

Does uiuc show confetti

[teal palm]

yes

[visual heron]

Naw this is getting scary

[tired basin]

wisconsin just opens right away, no clicking

[mint marsh]

BRO IM SCARED

[wild zealot]

it’s a video if you got in right

[mint marsh]

TWEAKIBG OUTAGAHABBA

[teal palm]

if u scroll

[tired basin]

acceptance is so good

rejection screen is so bad

[torn plinth]

MY STOMACHS GASSING UP

AAAA

[viscid night]

It opens right away with that small ass text i hate it

[teal palm]

it says smthn like "youre an illini, [name]"

[wild zealot]

Okay awesome

I’m going to puke

[teal palm]

no

[tired basin]

for such a good cs school their website is so bad

[wild zealot]

This is horrifying

[teal palm]

have u seen udub

[glad spade]

its cst right

[teal palm]

its just html

[hardy geyser]

Ye

[teal palm]

yea

[tired basin]

lol

[viscid night]

🤣🤣🤣 ong, did u get in?

[west tide]

omg udub isnt that bad i love udub

[quiet salmon]

im pretty chill

[lone ginkgo]

Why did UMD get locked 😭

[glad spade]

good cs != webdev

[lone ginkgo]

Damn

[tired basin]

deferred

[glad spade]

it makes sense

[mint marsh]

bro snnsbajajabanbanzhsjajzhhzhshs

[hardy geyser]

Prolly because of portal astro

Don’t start it here

[sharp dragon]

I WON UNO

[lone ginkgo]

Ohhh yeah

[viscid prawn]

Portal astrology I think

[tired basin]

dang

[viscid night]

Ah all good

[torn plinth]

WHOS uiucreject

AAAAHH

[teal palm]

there is no portal astro

[torn plinth]

🔥

[hardy geyser]

Don’t start the convo

[versed bridge]

i didnt know how to say uno so i got penalized like 5 times

[west tide]

run it up gang

[torn plinth]

IS IT OUT

[viscid night]

Rejected from uiuc finna go to uwmadison instead 🇰🇷

[lone ginkgo]

Hopefully an acceptance within the hour here 🔥🔥🔥

[tired basin]

uwmadison

[hardy geyser]

Send proof or get muted

[viscid prawn]

Seriously?

[west tide]

Okay what

[hardy geyser]

Send proof

Someone

[mint marsh]

um what the fuck

[lone ginkgo]

Bro you’re scaring

[mint marsh]

no no no

noah’s a banana js

[viscid night]

Its a joke 😭

[mint marsh]

hshsbsbshjsja

[teal palm]

YALL NO PORTAL ASTROLOGY/RAGE BAIT

[mint marsh]

bro stop

[torn plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ayy8vG9EMFY

[tired basin]

adsj;fkl;lkjf;lkj;flkjas;fdlkjas;flkjsad;lfkhgpowhiegh

[teal palm]

SRSLY

[viscid night]

Idk theres nothing for me yet

[hardy geyser]

Send proof

[west tide]

Thats not allowed

[viscid night]

Ma fault

[wild zealot]

No portal rage bait please i’m so scared

GOD

[hardy geyser]

Send proof rn

[lone ginkgo]

There’s nothing out yet

[teal palm]

send ss of proof

[lone ginkgo]

It’ll be at least a batch first

[viscid night]

Jus predicting my future

[teal palm]

shi

[sharp dragon]

I hope they pull a Purdue and release all the acceptances 20 minutes early

[latent lotus]

its out for me

[tired basin]

ITS OUT??

[latent lotus]

kidding

❤️

[teal palm]

its coming??

[latent lotus]

HAHAHAHA

[wild zealot]

wtf

[teal palm]

wha

[latent lotus]

NO IM SORRY

[viscid night]

Nah not yet

[latent lotus]

ITS NOT

[tired basin]

???

[torn plinth]

IS IT OUT OR NOT

[mint marsh]

bro stoppp

[latent lotus]

IT WAS BAIT

😭

[torn plinth]

Wtf cuh

[viscid night]

Its showing tbat for everyone

[tired basin]

my hr is so high

[latent lotus]

ON MY SOUL IT WAS BAIT

[mint marsh]

stippp oml

[latent lotus]

ITS NOT OUT

😭

[wild zealot]

Oh

[green sphinx]

its not out

[mint marsh]

ur gonna give me a heart attack

[sharp dragon]

BRO

STOPPPP

[latent lotus]

MY BAD GANG 😭

[uncut pasture]

im going to be patient and jusrt wait til 4

[nova fog]

its not even out bro

[latent lotus]

HAHHAHAHA

[nova fog]

LMAO

[silent hazel]

bro is baiting

[west tide]

bro \

[uncut pasture]

even if its out early

[west tide]

mods ban

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/punk-ass-bitch-will-ferrell-gif-4781957

[nova fog]

@hardy geyser bro pushing 40 hes so guilible

[supple relic]

Professional tweakers

[latent lotus]

boutta pull this shit with gtech in 3 hours

[wild zealot]

Me af

[versed bridge]

he's averaging 40 🗣️

[viscid night]

Dont tell me i gotta take a shit rn (im going to open the rejection letter while taking a shit)

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-13608578677877456774

[visual heron]

real bro

[mint marsh]

gonna kms

[versed bridge]

mods remove his left ankle

[west tide]

peepee

[uncut pasture]

i just remembered i forgot to tell UIUC i dropped PE 💀

[tired basin]

why

[torn plinth]

cooked

[hardy geyser]

That’s bad

[tired basin]

did you drop

[silent hazel]

gg rejected

[lone ginkgo]

It’s over man

[torn plinth]

rescind

[hardy geyser]

Send proof

[mint marsh]

UM WHAT

oh

[west tide]

@sacred thorn

[tired basin]

its out?????

[silent hazel]

was talking to gt UIUC lmao

[torn plinth]

lol

[tired basin]

no astrology!

[little haven]

Is it out

[viscid night]

Wait umd is out? The fuck

[wild zealot]

No

[hardy geyser]

No

[lone ginkgo]

No

[hardy geyser]

There’s a lot of baiting tho

[lone ginkgo]

Ppl will go crazy when it comes out so

[west tide]

Im gonna have uiuc rescind all baiters

[glad spade]

guys if you check in 46 mins and the website says you got accepted, you got accepted

[tired basin]

yeah

[glad spade]

sorry for the portal astrology

[tired basin]

hey no astrology

[versed bridge]

im nervous for yall

[tired basin]

mods ban him

[viscid night]

Guys if u check exactly at 4:02 pm and get accepted ur getting rescinded so dont keep ur hopes high

[wanton bough]

????

[sharp dragon]

NOO DON'T BAN ME AN ASTROLOGY MAJOR

[tired basin]

here's some astrology: if you click the "view decision" button and it says "application: denied" it means you got rejected. sorry guys.

[glad spade]

i can confirm

[wanton bough]

LMAO

[versed bridge]

guys new secret update if you log into your portal at 4 and it says accepted you got in

[tired basin]

wowww

[versed bridge]

they dont want you to know this hack!

[west tide]

peepee

[glad spade]

guys if you simply don't open your decision, you can't get rejected

[sharp dragon]

Guys portal astrology: If you email the UIUC admissions team videos of cartel beheadings and then click the "view decision" button it will say "application: denied"

[viscid night]

Chat i think im going to uwmadison instead ion think ill get into this fucking uiuc university.

[glad spade]

you'll be simultaneously denied and accepted

[versed bridge]

poopoo 😢

[hardy geyser]

Schrodingers decision

[wanton bough]

at the gym

[viscid night]

Is the gym fire

[lone ginkgo]

guys even newer update it you log onto your portal in 45 mins and it says deferred it means you got deferred

[wanton bough]

its the smaller one

closer to my dorm

the main one is fire tho

[tired basin]

44 minutes...

[wanton bough]

this also decent byt

but*

[versed bridge]

oh shoot is this EA

[tired basin]

ya

[versed bridge]

why it so late

[lone ginkgo]

yes

[tired basin]

its normal

[glad spade]

does uiuc defer

[tired basin]

ish

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna kms

[versed bridge]

gng its like legit feb

[hardy geyser]

Yea

[wanton bough]

yes

[viscid night]

Dude my gym is small asf where i live literally any gym thats not crowded is fine to me 😭

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna kms

[glad spade]

does it mean anything

[sharp dragon]

EA yeah but UIUC doesn't defer that much iirc

[wanton bough]

means u have a chance in the reg decision round

[mint marsh]

HELP

[tired basin]

at least defer is Feb 28 and not Mar 31 like some schools (cough Uw madison cough)

[wanton bough]

but im p sure the defer to accept rate is p low for competitive majors

[novel trout]

LOL I guess they support her doing it

[viscid night]

Mar 31 is crazy 😭

[lone ginkgo]

im actually so nervous

[mint marsh]

FRAZY

[glad spade]

but like do they just treat the defer button as the reject button or is it actually something

[tired basin]

yeah what am i gonna do for 2 months

[west tide]

Naw

[wanton bough]

nah people can get off

but they like over accepted last yr

[tired basin]

defer =/= reject

[glad spade]

ah

[wanton bough]

so idt its like a very good chnace

but still some chance

[sharp dragon]

They def do not defer that many

[wanton bough]

yk

[tired basin]

yeah

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna tweak out

[sharp dragon]

if you are deferred it likely means you are top of the pool

[glad spade]

i mean like mit for example defers everyone they don't want to accept at that moment

[mint marsh]

so not 3:15 decision

[olive abyss]

I have 4 deferrals i will not tolerate another

[mint marsh]

so 3:30

[glad spade]

not many rejections

[versed bridge]

if you get into UIUC how many of you are committing asap

[tired basin]

this is not mit bro

[viscid night]

4a
1D
2R
Please add another A to the list

[west tide]

LOL

[glad spade]

both are northern universities

[viscid night]

Im committing instantly dawg my bestie over there 💅

[versed bridge]

on everyone here except me youre getting in

[visual heron]

Oh my god

[olive abyss]

Sigma boy

[viscid night]

Oh hell naw everyone dying

[olive abyss]

If i dont get in natlaie portman is my wife

[wanton bough]

par stir fry

[tired basin]

40 minutes...

[mint marsh]

oh my mama

[wanton bough]

shi is fire but lines can be hours long🤣🤣

[mint marsh]

i’m cooked

i’m cooked

i’m cooked

[unique axle]

That’s par??

[viscid night]

If i dont get in im 6’2 with 230 lbs pure muscle

[wanton bough]

Yeah

[tired basin]

im cooked

[visual heron]

Everyone is crashing out BRK

[west tide]

uiuc's high school is convinced its coming at 3:30

[visual heron]

I’m so cooked

[unique axle]

Hate the stir fry

[unkempt valley]

did anyone

[visual heron]

that’s instate tho

[unkempt valley]

get any result

[hardy geyser]

Hallo killah

[tired basin]

uiuc lab?

[glad spade]

say 4:30 bro

[tired basin]

or something else

[unique axle]

Yo

[glad spade]

none of this fake timezone shi

[mint marsh]

NO NO AHAGSVVSBSBS

[visual heron]

UUC

[west tide]

huh why

[visual heron]

UIUC

[tired basin]

chicago time>>>>>

[west tide]

3:30 in uiuc timezone

[drowsy galleon]

atheism leaving the body:

[glad spade]

est is the only valid timezone

[west tide]

No

[unique axle]

Last time it came out like 4

[glad spade]

i went to california

[novel trout]

please be that time

[tired basin]

on time?

[glad spade]

still used est

[visual heron]

Central?

[tired basin]

i thought it was early last year

[versed bridge]

guys i dont like portals they stress me

[teal palm]

yea

[unique axle]

Yeah

[west tide]

Lmao

[unique axle]

I remember

[trail raptor]

henlo friends

[novel trout]

I'M GOING TO BE IN CLASS AT 4 CENTRAL TIME

[west tide]

theyre pretty convinces

[red matrix]

When is uiuc supposed to come out

[tired basin]

hello

[gleaming crane]

Holy fuck chat is tweaking

[tired basin]

39 minutes

[visual heron]

REAL

HOLY DHIT

[mint marsh]

holy mother of god

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-tweaking-meme-genuinely-gif-56679265849328073

[gleaming crane]

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-vs-locked-in-yapping-alien-gif-13609711502580239261

[mint marsh]

gonna kms

[trail raptor]

they better not release early this year because i need to run to panera

[gleaming crane]

Oh…

[versed bridge]

me in ib english

[unique axle]

Should be around that time like 4:30

[tired basin]

i have math team practice after school...

[thorn remnant]

Wont they just release everyones result at once?

Instead of doing it in waves

[gleaming crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120057785204355083/1274536094309814314/melon.gif

[versed bridge]

anyone here in IB

[mint marsh]

no bowhsbshhanabsbahakanbas

[tired basin]

no

[versed bridge]

im left pocketly geeked over my EE

[mint marsh]

i’m gonna kms

gonna kms

[tired basin]

dont do it

[gleaming crane]

Oh

[tired basin]

you might get in gies

[viscid night]

A levels 😭 i didnt have the balls to pick IB

[tired basin]

cant go to gies if you're dead

[mint marsh]

of i might get rejected

so much stresss

ssyhsvsbwvsvsbsjnans

[versed bridge]

i hate it here

[wanton bough]

lemme see what time it came out last yesr

[versed bridge]

:3

[wanton bough]

brb

[viscid night]

🇰🇷

[nova fog]

bro if i get either uiuc or gtech ill be happy today

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-triggered-gif-26561244

[mint marsh]

i’m scared

[wanton bough]

3:41 cst

[mint marsh]

UMMM

[next jetty]

r we getting in

[mint marsh]

NO BAIABBABA

[nova fog]

on everyones soul if i get uiuc ill buy all of u a lamborghini

[wanton bough]

thats when the pic my friend took was

[gleaming crane]

I’m not my essays were ass

[wanton bough]

lol its prob not the same

[gleaming crane]

I’ll manifest for you 🙏

[glad spade]

are you willing to sign a contract

[gleaming crane]

My cousin won’t see her results until 9pm ☠️

[cold plume]

Are decisions out yet????

[teal palm]

that was 90% a zip bomb

[nova fog]

on ur soul? then yes

[silent hazel]

fr

[viscid night]

Sent the wrong file 😭

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-cat-cat-goofy-cat-silly-cat-mf-gif-12542091577946291454

[glad spade]

no on yours

[gleaming crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969280119015358495/1215360031093035028/E7E2D12D-4C89-4515-90C5-D9B21F69B02B-1.gif

[uncut pasture]

please say its out early so i get validation for waiting til 4pm

[viscid night]

Why isnt it out already

I need to sleep

[teal palm]

cuz its not 4???

[sharp dragon]

5pm EST

[next jetty]

est the only time that matters

[west tide]

it could be in 4

[next jetty]

they shoulda just said 5est smh

[west tide]

Why

they are not in est

[viscid night]

Why is it not 4

[west tide]

Time

[wanton bough]

aura

[teal palm]

my bad 😔

YO WHAT

[sharp dragon]

because like half the US population lives there

[nova fog]

pmo on with iivette.perez

[hardy geyser]

Ur doxxing ur insta 😔

[supple relic]

Bro doxxed himself

[wanton bough]

Its just my handle bruh im private

[hardy geyser]

I deleted it for u

[west tide]

But their most important applicants are from illinois

[glad spade]

even if 1 person lived in est, it should still be used

[wanton bough]

Alr

[hardy geyser]

Ur name is still there, doxxing isn’t allowed 😔

Mb

[wanton bough]

No

Np*

[glad spade]

their most important applicant (me) is from florida

[sharp dragon]

Yeah but a lot of them come from EST too so why not just say 4pm CST/5pm EST

[supple relic]

CS major but no cybersec

[unique axle]

No the school is cst time zone cst on top

EST is mid

[west tide]

I can’t self doxx?

[wanton bough]

LMAOOO

[hardy geyser]

Not allowed

[west tide]

Oh

Should i chang my name then

Changes

Change

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-hartwell-white-sr-walter-hartwell-breaking-bad-meme-gif-27113588

[unique axle]

@wanton bough help me with 173

[wanton bough]

helll nah

im in thay rn

[teal palm]

LMAOOOOO

[supple relic]

Bro 173 is easy

Grind practice exams

[unique axle]

💀

[wanton bough]

90% exams is crazy

[hardy geyser]

Crazy?

[supple relic]

Yall have it easy too

[hardy geyser]

I was crazy once

[mint marsh]

ijowsjsqwnjswqnmnsqmndenbkdwbkjjnkdbqwl

[supple relic]

Our hw used to be one try only

[west tide]

i like my classes 100% final exam

[wanton bough]

90% exam weighting

[supple relic]

If you got smth wrong on a 173 hw you'd have that forever

[versed bridge]

ib is 80% exam

[supple relic]

So our hw grades usually weren't 100% either

[sharp dragon]

90% midterm, 10% final

[mint marsh]

dwbjhjbdwqjnwdqnjdwqjndwqjkjwkdq

[supple relic]

They made 128 so easy

[wanton bough]

361 is killing me tho

[supple relic]

They massacred my boy

[wanton bough]

the hw takes me 9hrs

LaTex sucks

[sharp dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-no-stare-insane-gif-15932475392841589612

[supple relic]

Lmao get ready for 374 cause it's even worse

[wanton bough]

LMAOOO

Shit.

[teal palm]

dude im scared shitless for 374

[supple relic]

374 is all latex

[west tide]

Check portals gang

[trail raptor]

ill be back in 15 lets hope decisions dont come out early

[supple relic]

Its chill

[tired basin]

30 minutes…

[dawn mulch]

30 minutes left I’m gonna combust

[fading ledge]

is it OUT

IS IT OUT

[supple relic]

I almost clutch an A

[wanton bough]

Thats good

[supple relic]

Bro just check ur portal

[fading ledge]

SOME DECISIONS COME OUT NOW

[sharp dragon]

yep

[fading ledge]

I CANT

[mint marsh]

um what

[fading ledge]

IM TOO SCARED

[mint marsh]

what

what

[sharp dragon]

I got denied 😔

[upbeat garnet]

HELP I GOT DENIED?

[teal palm]

@hardy geyser

[mint marsh]

STOP NO

[teal palm]

its out?

[supple relic]

Just check

[mint marsh]

wjqjksqwjnksqwnj

[upbeat garnet]

GOODBYE WHAT?

[mint marsh]

nO?!?!?

[upbeat garnet]

im so confused

[supple relic]

Yea it might be since it's 3:30

[cobalt hazel]

deferred

[supple relic]

Released 3:30 last year

[visual heron]

ITS OUT?

[supple relic]

Guess it's out

[teal palm]

yes

[supple relic]

Yea

[upbeat garnet]

and umich still let me in 🙏

[mint marsh]

STOP SWNIOWSKOSWQkln

NO

[supple relic]

GG

[mint marsh]

my heart is beating

[visual heron]

oh naw

i got rejected

it wraps

[versed bridge]

i'd hope so gl 🙏

[silent hazel]

denied bye

[teal palm]

rippppp

ripppppp

[viscid night]

What its out?

[cobalt hazel]

poll

[teal palm]

apparentlty

[fading ledge]

stats and major?

[lone ginkgo]

Deferred

[teal palm]

@hardy geyser

poll

[lone ginkgo]

Oh my lord

Every school

[teal palm]

bru poll isnt coming

[dense jolt]

Denied

[teal palm]

@trail raptor

[carmine radish]

Accepted for CS

[teal palm]

its out

[teal palm]

W

[supple relic]

Nice congrats

Instantly chat got quiet

[teal palm]

LMAOOO

[novel trout]

It's out btw

[supple relic]

Everyone checking decisions

[supple relic]

Good news?

[visual heron]

dang bruh

[cobalt hazel]

pollll

[carmine birch]

I wish they had a cyber sec major

I would’ve applied ea

[novel trout]

YES BUT I FORGOT TO RECORD MYSELF

[fading ledge]

dudeee major and stats PLEASe

[unique axle]

If UIUC rejected you screw UIUC then

[mint marsh]

HOLYW SJHWsjkwjkdnqsnkl

[teal palm]

someone create poll

[mint marsh]

NO WAY

[fading ledge]

i cant check yett

[mint marsh]

I GOT INTO GIES?!?!?

[teal palm]

W

congrats

[mint marsh]

MANWNNSN

MY GOATT

[iron aspen]

REJECTED 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅

[mint marsh]

UIUC ILOVE U

[teal palm]

ur union pfp stands

[supple relic]

Nice congrats!

[fading ledge]

stats and majorrrr?

[iron aspen]

@mint marsh GOAT SHIT

[rapid tangle]

Is it out?

[visual heron]

3.66 1440

[supple relic]

Pure cs is basically one if you want it to be

[rapid tangle]

It’s out?

[teal palm]

yes

[visual heron]

U GOT IN?

[slate socket]

ACCEPTED

LET'S GO

[iron aspen]

3.81 UW, 1490 SAT computer engineering

[supple relic]

Grats

[rapid tangle]

Ok I’ll check when I get out

[visual heron]

U GOT IN

[iron aspen]

@slate socket good shit my boy

[visual heron]

congrats

[glossy thicket]

ACCEPTED COMPUTER

[carmine birch]

Thee

[supple relic]

You got in?

[amber nimbus]

Accepted

[fading ledge]

OOS?

[iron aspen]

fuck no

[iron aspen]

yes

[torn plinth]

IS IT OUT

[supple relic]

😭

[viscid night]

I got in lol but its undeclared for engineering instead of electrical engineering

[mint marsh]

YES

[torn plinth]

?????

[slate socket]

you also got in bro?

[torn plinth]

chat is itout

[supple relic]

Yea

[teal palm]

its out

yes

[fading ledge]

ANY OOSERS WHO GOT IN??/

[versed bridge]

CONGRATS EVERYONEEE

[brazen sparrow]

yooo I got in

[fading ledge]

ANY INTLS WHO GOT IN?? I DONT HAVE THE NBALLS TO CHECK YET

[tired basin]

Where’s the poll?

[iron aspen]

hell noohttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334443992238002236/1334999727430959104/image.png?ex=679e92e2&is=679d4162&hm=d449f26ecb5fa848688dc2d43318ae55eb949e320a5e0fcb5fbc59c6e9dac393&

[west tide]

bro where’s the poll

[silent hazel]

yea ggs i got cooked

[glossy thicket]

INTL ACCEPTED UIUC

[teal palm]

both mods afk

[supple relic]

Just check lol

[visual heron]

same bro

[teal palm]

nvm

[fading ledge]

STATS BRO AND MAJOR

[iron aspen]

type shit

[thorn remnant]

denied

:(

[glossy thicket]

CS

[novel trout]

I'M SO PISSED THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I DIDN'T RECORD MYSELF CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING OUT I JUST RELOADED IT FOR FUN

[supple relic]

Its a button click m8

[upbeat garnet]

atleast i didnt get deferred thank god they saved me that pain

[humble goblet]

I GOT DENIED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fading ledge]

INSAAANEEEEE

[glossy thicket]

INTL ACCEPTED TO CS

[supple relic]

Just click it

[fading ledge]

CONGRATS

MAJOR?

[brazen sparrow]

damnnn nice

[upbeat garnet]

INTL FOR CS?? THATS INSANE

[unique axle]

Screw UIUC

[trail raptor]

@everyone UIUC decisions are out! please check pinned messages for our decision poll

[brazen sparrow]

I got applied cs but got ee

[wintry field]

straight cs or cs+x