Yale University (2024-2025)

[vernal pebble]

YEA

[compact wren]

Ok I believe it lowkey

[unborn harness]

is he unemployed rn 💀

[vernal pebble]

so basically i will tell yall everything

[unborn harness]

omg me and ellie and youtiao iirc had a convo abt this in yale thread like a week ago

[vernal pebble]

so basically WHY he got rejected is because his dad actually started the company rabbit sign. it’s not his company he did a little work and put it on his appplicatjon

and when AOs looked it up cuz it wasn’t mentioned in rec letters

they found his dads name

[winter quail]

r u fr

[vernal pebble]

like all over it

[compact wren]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZT25Q7VjU/

[vernal pebble]

and his uncle or smth worked at google so it’s an internship

[winter quail]

why is he suing then he’s dumb for that

[compact wren]

Screw u abc for misinformation

[vernal pebble]

yes this is info from my friend from gunn who knows him

😭

[unborn harness]

howd they know aos verified was this in the lawsuit

[vernal pebble]

no fr like

[vernal pebble]

ok i don’t know shit abt the lawsuit lmfao this is what he told her

[winter quail]

ok but plat tho…

ts is crazy tho

[unborn harness]

why would you tell anyone atp 💀

[winter quail]

he should’ve gotten into yale atleast

[unborn harness]

plat doesnt mean real swe skills

the mit battlecode thing is a little more believable

[compact wren]

Does usaco even mean anything

[winter quail]

high correlation i’d say

[vernal pebble]

no wait sorry it didn’t type it

his BROTHER

told her

he has an older brother

[winter quail]

it did 2021 pre chatgpt

[vernal pebble]

she knows both of them

[latent mulch]

nice, honestly im really gold i level but i accidentally joined a duel week and didn't play so dropped down lmao

[plain viper]

4%

[winter quail]

huh

he’s

[vernal pebble]

i guess

[latent mulch]

too lazy to play the like 20 games needed to get back up

[compact wren]

Wait so ur telling me ppl can get usaco play with ChatGPT

[unborn harness]

its algos, doesn't teach u how to do full stack web dev or smthn of the sort

[plain viper]

will geoeguessr ever be free again

[winter quail]

o-1 can solve bronze

[unborn harness]

but then ur a pro at engineering efficiency

[compact wren]

Do they not monitor u

…

[vernal pebble]

omg lowkey im rizzed

[winter quail]

like he should’ve gotten UWM, Yale, and Cal Poly

[unborn harness]

cal poly is only gpa based w regional prefs

[compact wren]

Actually I’m so confused by how these Olympiads even work I only did amc 12 the rest don’t make sense

[unborn harness]

so its hard for anyone norcal to get in cs

[compact wren]

Fuck all these Olympiads bruh I’m doing my own thing

[winter quail]

dyt he just got a shitty gpa

[winter quail]

wdym

[unborn harness]

no he had near perf

[compact wren]

Its Bay Area

[vernal pebble]

not yale??? lmfao

[winter quail]

so wdym it’s only gpa based

[vernal pebble]

no he has 4.4 1590

[winter quail]

Yale CS is a safety for people of his caliber

[vernal pebble]

💀

[compact wren]

Wait so did he even get into a single school???

[vernal pebble]

NO

[winter quail]

he got UT

[unborn harness]

but csu gpa is capped sorta and then u get additional points if ur near the uni like if u live near cal poly so perfect bay area gpa cant beat perfect cal poly area gpa

[vernal pebble]

I THINK ONE

YEAH Ut

[winter quail]

UT OOS is crazy tho

[winter quail]

ah

[vernal pebble]

also CS is hard guys

[winter quail]

that’s fucked

[compact wren]

Isn’t ut cs oos insane

[vernal pebble]

apply for sciences!!!

[latent mulch]

suspect o3 or some other ai will do crazy on the one rn

[meager mango]

There was defo a red flag in his app LOL

[compact wren]

So glad god didn’t make me interested in cs bc I would have been cooked!!

[latent mulch]

it did so well on IOI

[winter quail]

everyone and their souls applying neuro

[meager mango]

Defo wasn’t discrimination tho

[winter quail]

dude i don’t trust the open ai metrics, i wanna buy chatgpt and test it for myself

[unborn harness]

yea but he had a big ego

so didnt go

[winter quail]

they do smth weird. they try it out 20 times or smth??

[winter quail]

we need his essays to be leaked

[meager mango]

I lowkey think colleges could tell this

[latent mulch]

o3 (full) isn't public

[vernal pebble]

ok also is this real idk bc at ROHP literally 95 percent of people were asian lmfao

[compact wren]

Byezzz

[unborn harness]

yea UCs are NOT discriminatory like that

[steel notch]

@vernal pebble i thought u wanted harvard not berkeley

[winter quail]

they said a crazy thing for o-1 as well tho

o-1 can’t do aime problems effectively

[meager mango]

Also like ucs are majority Asian lol

[vernal pebble]

i do i do but like i went to berkeley admitted students today so likeeee

[winter quail]

he should’ve gotten UCSD

[steel notch]

lol

would u choose it over yale

[vernal pebble]

hell no lmao

[unborn harness]

tbh ucsd cs is very competitive and theres prob at least 100-500 kids w profiles like his applying

[steel notch]

good

[compact wren]

His PIQ: I have USACO plat and a shit ton of cs awards and I also have a company that my dad made so I should be auto accepted 🥱🥱 these other hoes aren’t on my level

[winter quail]

i c i c

[meager mango]

Lol no

[winter quail]

valid

[steel notch]

tbf he shouldve gotten some state schools

[vernal pebble]

haven’t gotten a yale interview tho i think i can kiss yale goodbye

[meager mango]

There’s not more than 20 w that profile lol

[compact wren]

He got in ut

[meager mango]

Autoadmit

[vernal pebble]

agree w that

[winter quail]

haha kiss and yale interview in the same sentence

[steel notch]

some mid cali schools he didnt get lol

it was weird

[vernal pebble]

see what i did there!!!!

[compact wren]

Fr

[steel notch]

nah u auto

[compact wren]

Like wdym cal poly said no??

[unborn harness]

well not exact thing but something good enough

• also UCs care abt context a lot so kids who didnt have the opportunities he did but also did great things a great effort also get a leg up

[steel notch]

my yale interview didnt even do much

[latent mulch]

there's a lot of things you can do but i would recommend reading the o3 / o1 IOI paper, they do really well whilst following all the rules. just lots of sampling of answers and picking the best

[vernal pebble]

wait wait you got into yale right

[steel notch]

i doubt it moves needle

[steel notch]

yeah likely letter

[compact wren]

Still crickets from Yale

Pls interview me

[vernal pebble]

yeah okay u saying that gives me hope 😭😭😭😭

[compact wren]

🤞🤞

[winter quail]

could u tell me how to find it?

[vernal pebble]

like the fact that i have a chance

ugh lowkey stressed

[unborn harness]

not another one 🥲

[winter quail]

is it just “cgpt o-3”

[meager mango]

Mine was elite and I didn’t get in sooooo

[latent mulch]

https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.06807

[steel notch]

serena do u have any unique backgrounds?

[compact wren]

I will not be silenced

[steel notch]

yeah just shows interviews dont matter much

[winter quail]

she is from claiborne’s

california

hydro r u CS

[meager mango]

It’s weird bc getting an interview means I was close to getting in

[latent mulch]

it's pretty funny they trained o1 to do really well at IOI and then o3 (without any extra training) was significantly better anyway

[winter quail]

brooooo they need to make the architecture open sourcr

[meager mango]

We’ll see though I lowkey have a pretty common profile ngl

[vernal pebble]

hm no like other than woman in stem idt that counts 💀💀 i did like lgbtq work tho idk 😭😭

[steel notch]

bro ts was crazy openai was clearing ioi

[latent mulch]

i mean it's gonna be very similar to whatever deepseek r cooking

[steel notch]

isnt there a stat where like a low amount of interviewed people get in lol

[winter quail]

at this rate IB is gonna be the only job available

[steel notch]

higher than ur og chances but still low

[vernal pebble]

yeah it’s hard to get in without one right

[compact wren]

The auto admits

[winter quail]

yes 2000/9000 =0.222

[vernal pebble]

but do they get a likely

[steel notch]

yeah 22%

[vernal pebble]

is the question….

[compact wren]

Probably

[steel notch]

statistically yeah?

[compact wren]

I’m so cooked for Yale

[vernal pebble]

see i’m cooked

[winter quail]

true

[vernal pebble]

💀

[winter quail]

deepseek so skibidi

like they got so much aura

GOD

I HATE FROK

[compact wren]

These mfs sent me a whole book and made me believe I could get in and they’re like nah

[winter quail]

GROK

GROK IS SO ASS

[compact wren]

The twitter one?

[winter quail]

ELON MUSK IS SUCH A BOOGER

I HATE THAT GUY

[winter quail]

yeah

[compact wren]

Real

[vernal pebble]

real hate felon musk

[unborn harness]

apparently grok is super good now

[winter quail]

elon musk fell off after 2020

[unborn harness]

right now

[compact wren]

Deport him now

Back to mars

[latent mulch]

yeah grok 3 is pretty good

[unborn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/shoplifters-gif-19460238

[latent mulch]

system prompt is hilarious it basically is just "don't say anything mean about elon musk or donald trump"

[steel notch]

hydro are u at yale

[unborn harness]

thought he was all abt anticensorship

[meager mango]

1 in 4 basically but 1 in 3 get WL or accepted, also both readers have to rlly like you to get an interview in the first place soooo

And mine went rlly rlly well

[compact wren]

Only when it’s something that he supports

[unborn harness]

every time i talk to kids in college i have the temptation to ask them to sneak into the admissions office and change my status to admit

[winter quail]

i’m not sure i need to test it more

[steel notch]

are likely letters only for 1-/1+?

[meager mango]

We’ll see tho, I have a 15% chance of getting in allegedly

[winter quail]

it’s deep search seems to be more effective lowkey

[steel notch]

on the admissions scale

[meager mango]

No

[vernal pebble]

bro deport to south africa bro

[steel notch]

how r they scored

[unborn harness]

theyre for ppl who might get snatched by other schools

[vernal pebble]

no that scared me

[meager mango]

Basically no one gets 1-

[steel notch]

i can see myself as a 2 not 1 tho

[unborn harness]

idk what that means tho

[vernal pebble]

did you guys see the illegal ASMR

[meager mango]

Most likelies are 2+

[vernal pebble]

LIKE DUDE WTF

[steel notch]

ohh

[steel notch]

yea for stem

[vernal pebble]

oh so i’m cooked!

[steel notch]

gimmie stanford plssss

[vernal pebble]

cooked yay

[unborn harness]

bro me too i was looking at the harvard criteria and i was like "yep im a 1er all the way through" w my bigass ego

[compact wren]

Nah they don’t deserve that punishment 😭

[vernal pebble]

LMAO REAL

[compact wren]

His presence alone will poison the nation

[meager mango]

They prioritize fg & li tho

[steel notch]

this is true

[steel notch]

i think the only 1- guy i saw was with rsi and isef

[compact wren]

Nerd

[steel notch]

1+ is prob olympic medalists 💀

[unborn harness]

bro ik this kid whos an isef finalist and so far have gotten deferred from both mit and usc and i was super confused

[compact wren]

ISEF finalist isn’t enough anymore

[steel notch]

yeah idk

isef finalist is lowkey unfair

[vernal pebble]

yeah

[compact wren]

They want ISEF -1 place

[vernal pebble]

it literally isn’t

[steel notch]

based on ur region and shit

[latent mulch]

yeah 1s are insanely rare, yales scoring / reading is very very crazy

[vernal pebble]

BC WH ER E IS MY INTERVIEW

😭😭😭😭

[steel notch]

dude if i was in arkansas i wouldve qual isef easily

[latent mulch]

like ive never read my application but for those who have it seems like many of the comments are negative as hell

[winter quail]

wait till they read my essays

[latent mulch]

and then they get in

idk how the rejected ones look

[winter quail]

wait why not

[plain rover]

BOTH READERS?

[unborn harness]

if u were born in arkansas tho ur life circumstances would prob have been very different

[latent mulch]

dont want to tbh

[timber plaza]

davidj is back hello

[steel notch]

how negative lol

[steel notch]

yeah

[vernal pebble]

guys wait does no likely + no interview = rejection

[steel notch]

how negative

[vernal pebble]

hi david !!

[sterile briar]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[unborn harness]

omg the way u say it makes me feel so rizzed

[plain rover]

hi

[unborn harness]

davidj is an icon atp

[steel notch]

has anyone gotten rescinded for lying abt ap scores

[timber plaza]

ong

[steel notch]

that would be crazy

[vernal pebble]

does no likely + no interview = rejected

[timber plaza]

PLEASE GOVE ME A DUKE INTERVIEW RN

[vernal pebble]

wtf that’s insane

[plain rover]

me

[vernal pebble]

but does it..

[timber plaza]

-berkeley early admit

crazy dawg

let’s breathe.

[unborn harness]

imma be in my retirement home and ill be like "omg once there was this kid named davidj who forgot to mention that he was an USACO PLAT"

[steel notch]

@compact wren we will get harvard!

[vernal pebble]

bro i’m gonna get 0/20

[timber plaza]

u already have berkeley dawg 😭🙏🙏

crazy

[winter quail]

okay it seems that Grok hates elon musk as well

every answer it gives it chooses the position against elon’s values

[steel notch]

serena are u berkeley cs?

[winter quail]

it’s rlly funny

[winter quail]

science

[steel notch]

whats just science

[vernal pebble]

nooo

neuroscience lol

[unborn harness]

omg my friend and i read this paper and was tryna test 4o and it was so ahh that when u gave it options it always responsed with A even when u swapped it around

that feels hella primitive

[steel notch]

oo

[unborn harness]

idk mightve been the low temp we were using

[vernal pebble]

i would um trade it for interviews at all schools rn

in a heartbeat

😭😭

[winter quail]

whattt

[compact wren]

My phone died what did I miss

[vernal pebble]

dooming

[winter quail]

comp???

[compact wren]

Oh so the usual

😍

[unborn harness]

WHAT

[bold current]

REALLY?

[unborn harness]

NOOOOO

[bold current]

we could switch

I give u yale interview u give me Berkeley

[unborn harness]

ur also cs right

[steel notch]

u that confident in landing a top school with interviews damn

serena how many interviews total did u get

[vernal pebble]

bro lowkey like the yale acceptance rate w interview is 33 percent

[vernal pebble]

3 only 😭

[steel notch]

which ones

bruh i got 6

[vernal pebble]

princeton stanford dartmouth

[bold current]

REALLY?

[vernal pebble]

i’m so cooked

[steel notch]

i see

[vernal pebble]

but i live in a rural area

[steel notch]

dude i submitted princeton graded paper like 3 weeks late

[bold current]

This cant be real 😔

[steel notch]

and they still gave interview

[unborn harness]

its prob half that ngl

[vernal pebble]

it literally is 😭

[winter quail]

fuck cs i’m math

[bold current]

Oh

Don’t give me hope

[unborn harness]

so tech nerdy

did u do comp math

[bold current]

😭

[winter quail]

say ong

[winter quail]

um i plead the fifth

[unborn harness]

r u a mopper omg

[vernal pebble]

ALL schools bro includes harvard yale

[winter quail]

i never wualled for aime

[vernal pebble]

like 20 interview rn

😭

[winter quail]

YO FUCK OFF

DONT DISS ME

IM MAKING PUTNAM TOP 500

[unborn harness]

that just sounds like hell ngl imagine failing 20 interviews couldnt be me

[agile finch]

is this true

[unborn harness]

ong

[compact wren]

Wait tin u live in a major city right

[unborn harness]

if i go to a hypsm ill do putnam for funsies and we'll see

[vernal pebble]

ok trueeee idk im just hella stressed rn w no interviews since january…

[steel notch]

yes

very big

[compact wren]

Hmmm

[bold current]

Ik yale gives out 9000 interviews max

[winter quail]

do it anyways

[agile finch]

i got every one lmao

[steel notch]

tho im like

[compact wren]

I’m prob cooked for Yale and Harvard

[steel notch]

fgli

[vernal pebble]

insane

😭

[winter quail]

bruh i could’ve mopped if i started AoPS in sixth grade

[steel notch]

and title 1 school...

[bold current]

Bros just flexing 😭

[unborn harness]

nah but if i go to like ucsb theres gonna be no kids also taking putnam and its gonna be unfun

[vernal pebble]

ohhhh

[agile finch]

hi solar

[steel notch]

yeah lol

[vernal pebble]

maybe they want to learn abt ur background

[agile finch]

LMAO

[steel notch]

probably

[vernal pebble]

my background is like rich california girl

[winter quail]

UCSB is DEF having mfs doing putnam

[unborn harness]

omg hi youtiao

[vernal pebble]

💀

i’m so boring

[bold current]

I wish

[winter quail]

UCSB math department is top tier

[steel notch]

fgli is really big rn

[bold current]

Ive gotten 3 interviews

[agile finch]

hi berkeley simp

[unborn harness]

ok ty sleepi

[winter quail]

are you a rich cali ABG?

[winter quail]

wdym

[agile finch]

are you gonna do the

school

👅

[unborn harness]

for info

[vernal pebble]

idk abt the ABG part but yeah 💀

[unborn harness]

idk what u'd define as good tho

[steel notch]

serena are u east asian

[compact wren]

Not FGLI nor URM

[vernal pebble]

no im south asian 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[steel notch]

oh lol

[compact wren]

Just a normal Joe schmoe

[winter quail]

as in cracked students and good math grad outcomes

stanford feeder

[steel notch]

is there an abg version for south asians

[unborn harness]

dude never met a south asian named serena

[steel notch]

😭

[compact wren]

Why did I think u were Chinese 😭

[agile finch]

i put my school in u should too

[vernal pebble]

lmfao it’s obviously not my real name but my real name sounds similar so like

[winter quail]

nah i’ve met mad pakistanis named sarina

[unborn harness]

icic i just feel like all the cracked math kids go to berk ig it depends on how much exposure youve gotten in hs

[agile finch]

because serena is a chinese ahh name

[unborn harness]

oohhh ic

[winter quail]

oh fs

[vernal pebble]

hey ur coming close to doxxing me stop

💀💀💀

[winter quail]

shit mb

[agile finch]

didnt u already get doxxed

[compact wren]

I think it’s bc most south Asian ppl ik have their ethnic names

[agile finch]

WOOOOO

[vernal pebble]

yes….. 😭😭

[agile finch]

WOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOO

MY GOAT @acoustic wigeon

[compact wren]

And East Asians have western names

[vernal pebble]

yess

[agile finch]

👅

[unborn harness]

bruh i cant believe caltech ghosted my email for 2 weeks

[steel notch]

ur real name sarina?

[winter quail]

i wish i had a cool name

[unborn harness]

in 2 weeks theyll release decisions like pls respond and consider my update i hope im not alr rejected 😢

[winter quail]

sleepi is such a lame ass name

i can’t believe my parents named me this

[unborn harness]

💀

[compact wren]

That fast????

[unborn harness]

my parents named me berkeley simp

[unborn harness]

caltech comes out in the earlier weeks iirc

[steel notch]

wtf

caltech that eary

eaely

[unborn harness]

maybe their decisions will be later this year coz fire

[steel notch]

shawn u are my korean goat

[agile finch]

caltech is a goat for dropping early

[vernal pebble]

no…..

[compact wren]

Oh I guess no one talks abt it bc no one gets in there

[unborn harness]

droppin my rejection early

[agile finch]

no trust friend of anish you are definitely cracked

[compact wren]

My viet goat

Ur viet right

[steel notch]

yeah lol

[vernal pebble]

STOP WHY DID U DOXX HIM

💀💀💀💀

[steel notch]

ive never had a korean friend until ssp

[vernal pebble]

cooked omg

[unborn harness]

ik usamo kids just getting straightup rejected rea

[agile finch]

that's a different anish

💀

[vernal pebble]

oh 💀💀💀

[winter quail]

r u usamo

[compact wren]

Guys why is everyone here getting doxxed HELP

😭😭

[agile finch]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[unborn harness]

LOL

[winter quail]

everyone just drop their igs trust

[unborn harness]

no

[steel notch]

lowkey if u guys follow me back i might

[unborn harness]

i qualled for mpfg tho

[vernal pebble]

bro i thought you were talking ab the guy here 💀

[steel notch]

im tryna farm followers

😦

[winter quail]

him

[compact wren]

Let’s share instas when we get into our dream colleges

[agile finch]

@notyoutiao

[unborn harness]

im like 80% of the way to jmo maybe

[vernal pebble]

WAIT im down?????

[agile finch]

bro this is so funny 😭 😭

[compact wren]

Gotta make the connections!!!

[vernal pebble]

a2c connections 💀

[steel notch]

me 2

[unborn harness]

LMAO i remember there was the guy who was like "thats my name!" and then deleted the message i forgot which one it was tho

[vernal pebble]

no everyone drop selfies RN

IN GENERAL

[unborn harness]

nuh uh

[steel notch]

@compact wren do yk this song

[winter quail]

ur making a BOLD assumption for me buddy

[vernal pebble]

😹😹😹

[agile finch]

YEAH LMAOOOOO

i know who but probably shouldnt say

[vernal pebble]

LMAO IK WHI UR TALKING AN

AB

[compact wren]

Nah I only listen to popular music

[vernal pebble]

wow

umm

[steel notch]

i mean this song did go viral..

for tiktok lol

[vernal pebble]

good job you look like chico

[winter quail]

i’m sorry for being so attractive

[compact wren]

Hold on

Lemme listen to it

[timber plaza]

why do you use youtube website

[compact wren]

Oh now I know what that song is

[steel notch]

lmfaooo

[winter quail]

cus idk

[unborn harness]

adblock !

[winter quail]

acc

[compact wren]

I’ve heard it just never remembered the name

[winter quail]

IH YEAH

THATS WHY

I FORGOT WHY

[steel notch]

o lol

[compact wren]

Jokes on u guys I have YouTube premium

🥱

[winter quail]

do you guys know a mohammed

[timber plaza]

ok im broke tho

[winter quail]

react if u do

[timber plaza]

saving up the money for yale tuition

[vernal pebble]

yes

do you

[winter quail]

yes

[unborn harness]

most common name in uk

[winter quail]

yale financial aid is fire tho

chat if i get into princeton im paying 22k

but if i go to brown, northwestern, duke, or washU it’s 50k???

[unborn harness]

every day i pray for my internationals

[winter quail]

i’m not international technically

[compact wren]

I didn’t even run those npc bc I don’t want to see how much it cost

[winter quail]

i live in the US

[compact wren]

It’s prob gonna be near full pay for me

😭

So cooked

[winter quail]

it’s fine harvard wants to pay u to attend

i called them yesterday

[compact wren]

Fr

[winter quail]

they was glazing u

[compact wren]

They’re paying me 80k to attend every year

So blessed

Harvard ‘29!!

[unborn harness]

wait we have a mutual

this kid is so funny

[winter quail]

lowkey reject that’s shi u deserve more

[steel notch]

yeah theyre so shit for fin aid

[compact wren]

On insta??

[unborn harness]

discord

[compact wren]

OH

[unborn harness]

i dont have ur insta dawg

💀

[slim wedge]

did you guys get your HYPSMO interviews yet

[winter quail]

what’s O

[slim wedge]

oregon state

what else

?

[winter quail]

Oglethorpe?

[unborn harness]

bro makes it sound like an olympiad

[slim wedge]

oh berkeley, the oregon state of california

pretty solid

[compact wren]

Wait I don’t even remember why I’m friends with them

lol

[compact wren]

Thought I got doxed

[vernal pebble]

bro i got doxxed so many times

[unborn harness]

i might redact that in a bit

[vernal pebble]

STOP

😭💀💀💀

[steel notch]

all besides s and o

😦

[compact wren]

OMG?

[compact wren]

How tho

😭

[timber plaza]

ok im KIDDING

[vernal pebble]

only S i am fooked

[winter quail]

chat i got a full ride + 5k/yr stipend to my instate safety and got accepted to their version of Berkeley MET should i go here or take loans and go to UIUC (cost of attendance 67k)? my parents r willing to pay 35k a year probably

[slim wedge]

some harvard student on reddit today doing an ama said he was told you need an interview to get in

and has not spoken to someone

[winter quail]

does S pre screen

[vernal pebble]

💀💀💀

[slim wedge]

that wasnt interviewed

so

[compact wren]

He just asked me for SSP advice and dipped

[slim wedge]

good luck to you guys

[winter quail]

also u live in the middle of nowhere right

[vernal pebble]

nope

[timber plaza]

dont go to uiuc cus i dont wanna see u there

[vernal pebble]

OMG u went right bruh i got rejected

💀💀💀

[winter quail]

what nah all the huzz wanna see me there

plus i’m cs so ill be stuck in my dorm or smth

[slim wedge]

i did research at HYPSMO this summer

[unborn harness]

hypsmo is crazy

[compact wren]

Yess me and tin

[vernal pebble]

OH yk him irl

[unborn harness]

omg yall made me remember i have this one friend who got into uiuc ea and then had a terrible run with private schools rd

[compact wren]

Not irl

[winter quail]

Fuck

[compact wren]

We didn’t go to the same program

[winter quail]

i hate u

[unborn harness]

LOL ok

[winter quail]

i hate u so much

[compact wren]

He did Astro I did genomics

[winter quail]

y wud u say that

[slim wedge]

5 big booms for hypsmo

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOOOOOOOOOM

[compact wren]

We’re just mutual on insta too

[slim wedge]

😍

[timber plaza]

FUCK YOU

[unborn harness]

IM SORRY ANNA

[compact wren]

NO

[timber plaza]

GOD

[winter quail]

U invalidated my entire UIUC and UVA acceptances fuck u

respectfully

[compact wren]

I DONT NEED TO HEAR THOSE STORIES

[unborn harness]

😢 mb

i got rejected from uiuc tho so im js coping

[winter quail]

cus ur cs

[compact wren]

I will get into all my dream schools rd🕯️

[unborn harness]

we'll sweep ivies together

[winter quail]

and bay area

[timber plaza]

dawg uva is crazy what

[slim wedge]

i'm getting HYPSMO

[winter quail]

only thing saving my butt is being in the middle of nowhere

[unborn harness]

my friend was also bay area cs

[timber plaza]

oh that’s right midwest has it easier

[compact wren]

What’s the O…

[meager mango]

I just want Stanford as a mid applicant 🙏

[slim wedge]

oregon state

what else

[steel notch]

@compact wren did u apply amherst

[unborn harness]

what is actually the O bruh

[meager mango]

I will commit crimes if it means I get in

[winter quail]

yes

[slim wedge]

oregon state

[compact wren]

No I didn’t

Didn’t feel like it

Was lasy 😭

[timber plaza]

omg tin didn’t u get a likely

[winter quail]

did anyone get amherst likely

[timber plaza]

i saw on instagram

congrats dawg

😭😭

[compact wren]

Oh yea u got a whole shirt and everything congrats

[steel notch]

yea

[winter quail]

nice

[steel notch]

ty

[winter quail]

wtfff that’s insane

what major r u

[steel notch]

idk yet

but prob cs + sds

[winter quail]

what’s sds

[slim wedge]

im going to sell out for quant

[steel notch]

stats & data sci

[slim wedge]

if i get HYPSMO

[steel notch]

its a singloe major at yale

[steel notch]

quant hard bro

[slim wedge]

light work for a baller like me

[compact wren]

I’ll just marry a quant

Easier that way

[steel notch]

ye i did

i did amherst fly in tho

[unborn harness]

omg after bombing my harvard interview i asked my harvard interviewer abt the verasity that everyone from harvard ends up selling their souls to consulting and quant and stuff

[winter quail]

ong

[vernal pebble]

what even is quant

[timber plaza]

bro was there a kid at amherst who got drunk

i’m heard snth

[vernal pebble]

i kinda wanted to do it

[timber plaza]

idk

maybe heard wrong

[vernal pebble]

but like

[unborn harness]

its where u do super sigma math to predict the financial market and make good investments to make lots of money

[steel notch]

bro when i visited amherst

[vernal pebble]

it seems too complex for me

[vernal pebble]

oh!!!

[steel notch]

there were condoms in the restrooms

cuz they were public

[vernal pebble]

very skibidi

[steel notch]

😭

[timber plaza]

HELP

[vernal pebble]

bro there are also condoms at berkeley

💀

[timber plaza]

💀💀

[steel notch]

at williams my friend straight up saw people fucking

bruh

wtf

[timber plaza]

oh!!

[steel notch]

he did???

[compact wren]

Most quants are like IMO kids

[vernal pebble]

SAME I SAW THIS CPIPL FUCKING

[compact wren]

U have u to be super good at math

[vernal pebble]

they woke me up

[steel notch]

ik kiro but i didnt know he did that bro

[bold current]

When i was in the town of amherst i got barked at by umass kids 😭😭

[compact wren]

wtf

[steel notch]

why does kiro hate u lol

[vernal pebble]

it’s so common tho like

i saw at least 4 people

today

💀

[compact wren]

Do ppl not close windows

Hello??!

I guess they’re giving a show for the ppl into that stuff

[steel notch]

they were releasing that shi after mid terms

😛

[unborn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mog-104-gif-6336716868645477420

[vernal pebble]

no the frat house is right inside the apartment complex and people do it on the ledge outside

💀

[compact wren]

HELP?!

[timber plaza]

im p sure he’s in this server whoops

[compact wren]

Do they not get suspended for that

[steel notch]

why was he complaining??

[vernal pebble]

basically someone screamed loudly at 4 am so we went down and this girl and guy were like post fuck and vomited all in front of us

[steel notch]

.........................................

[timber plaza]

and allat

[compact wren]

Moral of the story: STAY TF AWAY FROM FRATS

[winter quail]

why??

[steel notch]

unknown ass bates college

im dead

[vernal pebble]

real

[steel notch]

kiro hit most fly ins lol

[timber plaza]

right

😭😭

[steel notch]

i hit like 4/6

[vernal pebble]

bc why not lol. if ur gonna do it be safe abt it. n also sometimes abortions r banned where u at and ur fucked if u can’t get one

[unborn harness]

so u dont get 🫃

[steel notch]

i hate caltech bro when they rejected me i just removed it from my commonapp

[unborn harness]

and spread stds everywhere

[timber plaza]

so!

[winter quail]

but it’s berkeley???? they don’t do that?

[steel notch]

anna do yk betty

[vernal pebble]

LMFAO u thought wrong….

[steel notch]

she got harvard

[timber plaza]

YES

i saw

she’s so sweet

[steel notch]

betty my goat

lol

[timber plaza]

NO FR

[vernal pebble]

omggg who

[winter quail]

wdym

[vernal pebble]

what program is thissss

[winter quail]

u can do that after

?

[timber plaza]

uhh fly ins

[winter quail]

fly in

[compact wren]

Caltech up close

[steel notch]

i got rejected from caltech fly in

[winter quail]

for amherst?

[compact wren]

??

[winter quail]

can someone explain fly ins

[steel notch]

yes

[compact wren]

I applied to mit wise idk why I did it bc I’m not FGLI …

Got rejected as expected

And didn’t apply to anymore after that

[steel notch]

for underpriviledged students some colleges will fly u out for free and if u get accepted

most fly in will correlate with ur acceptance at that college

[winter quail]

is wise and mites only for fgli/black/hispanic?

[steel notch]

its basically like a mini application for it

[steel notch]

kinda lol

[winter quail]

okok valid

[winter quail]

oh cool

[compact wren]

I don’t think wise explicitly stated it was for fgli

[steel notch]

bro i remember at amherst fly in

[compact wren]

But I could be wrong

[steel notch]

betty told me harvard was her dream college

and omg she actually got in

she made my day that day

[winter quail]

betty is the goat

[unborn harness]

ssp kids r crazy

[winter quail]

dude ok ngl

[unborn harness]

the one from my school got into cornell ed

[bold current]

Mites is not only for fgli

[compact wren]

What am I reading

[winter quail]

SSP seems like a waste of money

[vernal pebble]

help is this betty??

i’m confused

[winter quail]

nah it’s for urm asw

[steel notch]

they give aid a lot now

[compact wren]

I got aid

[bold current]

Yes

[steel notch]

i got a full ride to it

[compact wren]

I think it was worth it

[unborn harness]

on reddit i heard a lot of ppl talking abt how they didnt really learn anything

[steel notch]

it def is if u have nothing better to do over summer tbh

[winter quail]

how much is it?

[steel notch]

yeah a lot of it can be self taught

[winter quail]

no this is what i mean

idk Ross math program is the only valid program

[steel notch]

8.8k without aid

[compact wren]

That was my first research experience so I thought it was pretty cool

[steel notch]

yea same

[bold current]

I love mites 🤩

[unborn harness]

my friend went to ross

hes super sigma

[steel notch]

if ur under 6 figs u def get full ride to ssp

[winter quail]

omg chat i hate it when fine shyt don’t go to my school

[steel notch]

100k-200k still get some

[compact wren]

If u want to do actual research on ur own then u need to go to rsi

[winter quail]

but u alr need research for RSI

ik this one guy

[vernal pebble]

brooo i hate rsi they gave me alternate and then rejected me

[compact wren]

Ik

[unborn harness]

no one gets into rsi lol

[vernal pebble]

ssp also sucks

[compact wren]

Omg alternate is still really good tho

[winter quail]

he was dead set on harvard since he was 6th grade

[timber plaza]

no bc she deserves it hella omg

way too humble

[vernal pebble]

nah bro it was just false hope

😭

[winter quail]

got into RSI

got into harvard

[compact wren]

Mhm

After that?

[unborn harness]

bro yall r actually cracked

[steel notch]

it got me yale 😦

[winter quail]

that’s it

[unborn harness]

this is where all the cracked ppl hide from weirdos in gen chat

[winter quail]

gen chat is funny

[compact wren]

It got me nowhere yet but I have high hopes

[vernal pebble]

haha ok my bad lol

🙄

[winter quail]

woahhh u got yale??

good shit

is that top choice rn

[steel notch]

didnt we mention this like 3 times 💀

[vernal pebble]

i hate gen chat bro

it’s always some weird shit or freshman

[steel notch]

but tbh if u have a lot of research experience then ssp isnt worth lol

i just had nothing better to do over summer

[vernal pebble]

yeahhhh hopefully bro i just need 1/20 🙏

[unborn harness]

waiting for the day cosmos gets me berkeley bro

[compact wren]

SSP is rsi rejects

[steel notch]

yea gfr

fr

[winter quail]

just need princeton

[steel notch]

bro mites semester is so shit

[vernal pebble]

bro lmfao i got rejected from cosmos in 9th grade tho i got in in 11th

💀💀💀💀💀

[steel notch]

who wanna work on an extra course during college apps

😭

[bold current]

STOP

[compact wren]

I’m being so serious a lot of the ISEF kids who went there were rejected from rsi

[bold current]

NO IT ISN’T

[steel notch]

who wanna work on an extra course during college apps who wanna work on an extra course during college apps who wanna work on an extra course during college apps

[bold current]

THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS 😭😭😭

[compact wren]

What even is mites semester

[steel notch]

mites summer the goat tho!

[bold current]

They legit help u with colleges apps during the season

[winter quail]

what do u do in mites

[bold current]

They get the mit ppl to come out

[unborn harness]

bro yall r all too cracked

[steel notch]

program by mit where u literally just do some proj asynchronous

[bold current]

During the summer we had a two classes

[vernal pebble]

shawn did u see the ssp decisions acc

[steel notch]

thats cool actually

[stable crescent]

@bold current u got into mites?

[bold current]

A goated program

[steel notch]

did they read essays and stuff?

[winter quail]

lol elaborate

[bold current]

Yes

[winter quail]

what classes

[compact wren]

Yes

I stalk it all the time

I’m praying I get to post myself there one day

[steel notch]

ssp decisions should have way more posts

most just dont wanna post

ik so many yale kids that didnt post lol

[compact wren]

Fr

[steel notch]

and mit

[compact wren]

How many SSP kids got into mit so far

[unborn harness]

why is it actually so full

[bold current]

I had a core course of physics bc ive never take one before this semester and my project course was mapping justice basically arcgis

[steel notch]

uhhh

[slim wedge]

i did rsi

[unborn harness]

this is scary

[steel notch]

im not sure lol

prob 10+

way more actually

[compact wren]

Fr

[winter quail]

niceee

[compact wren]

I’ll be part of it dw

[vernal pebble]

wtf did u get in anywhere ED

[unborn harness]

now i need to find a new place to hide from these cracked ppl bro

[slim wedge]

northeastern

[steel notch]

hes the same one that said oregon state

as part of hypsmo

[unborn harness]

its so cooked

[bold current]

Real

[vernal pebble]

what

are you fr

???????

[compact wren]

No stay we love u

[slim wedge]

very obvious continuation

[steel notch]

lol

[unborn harness]

u did mites bro ur the cracked person

[slim wedge]

i felt a lil silly

[compact wren]

This is a supportive community

[slim wedge]

joyful

[compact wren]

We uplift others unlike general chat

[slim wedge]

even

[steel notch]

@bold current wait

did u get stanford?

[bold current]

Bro my ecs are trash and so are my essays i have no idea how i did mites

[unborn harness]

its coz anna and david r not here

[slim wedge]

im losing my mind over HYPSMO interviews

ts pmo

[bold current]

That’s a different mites petson

[compact wren]

ENOUGH WITH HYPSMO

[steel notch]

ohh lol

i follow a chloe thats why

[slim wedge]

they hated jesus because he told the truth

[bold current]

There’s so many ppl with likelys in mites 😭😭

[unborn harness]

joyful #1 ragebaiter

[bold current]

Ohhhh nvm then

[slim wedge]

ts pmo icl gng

[unborn harness]

ur turn will be soon trust

[slim wedge]

ts ts ts ts

pmo

pmoetry

[steel notch]

huh

[winter quail]

does harvard give likilies

[steel notch]

ye

[slim wedge]

yea

i got one

but then i got into northeastern ed2

[winter quail]

all the ivies?

[bold current]

Trusting

[winter quail]

i got my ball state likely

[steel notch]

chloe can u check dms lol

[bold current]

Omg u made a new word

[slim wedge]

i saw that chopped chin got into BU and wanted to maximize my likeliness of being in the same geolocation

northeastern ed2 was the obvious move

[unborn harness]

whos chopped chin

[slim wedge]

you are not those who know

[bold current]

YOU DON’T KNOW

I need to get off the internet

[winter quail]

i've been running in to you in my head

[slim wedge]

ur not the goat liil schlawg

pipsqueak pipe down u aint in no big 3 sza got u wiped down

[winter quail]

film & tv is such a cooked major

[slim wedge]

ur cooked

if u talk shit bout my goat like that

gonna 1 2 haymaker yo azz

[winter quail]

1v1 me rn

[compact wren]

He’s a real person wtf

[steel notch]

is that actually chopped chin

[slim wedge]

im 6'5

[slim wedge]

yes

[winter quail]

i can box yo ass bro

[steel notch]

bro im dead

[slim wedge]

im 6'5

[bold current]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/chopped-chin-chopped-chin-niche-instagram-gif-2143509154717848905

[winter quail]

ok and im 5'6 tf does that have to do with this

[vernal pebble]

ok i’m back i was talking abt phillips exter in general chat😍

[vernal pebble]

oh

[steel notch]

lmfaoooo

[bold current]

Why do you have this saved

[vernal pebble]

ur cooked

i’m 5’5

[unborn harness]

guys im 3'5

[slim wedge]

my friend js hung up on me

💔

[winter quail]

i'm 5'11" technically

so basically 6'

[slim wedge]

and im 6'5

[winter quail]

no ur not bro

[slim wedge]

says who

[winter quail]

send ur ig then

pussy

pussy

pussy

[slim wedge]

why would i have

my height

on my instagram

what is this cope

[winter quail]

pussy

[slim wedge]

pmoetry

[winter quail]

pmology

[slim wedge]

tryna be like me so bad

im ur dad

[plain viper]

what’s the insta page

[winter quail]

ngl

i punch rocks for fun

so i'd be scared if i were u

[winter quail]

bu deicisns

[plain viper]

that’s a highschool decisions page.

[slim wedge]

lol

[winter quail]

say ong

[slim wedge]

js search

his name

bu commits

and it pops up

[bold current]

Are you like those people that sprays their hands with dog spray

[slim wedge]

i spray my hands with insects

deterrent for you insects

[winter quail]

what's dog spray

[bold current]

Its like this spray that makes ur hands rlly hard

This one guy on tiktok can light a match with just his fist

[winter quail]

oh yeah that's me

fr

[vernal pebble]

EW i’m back i hate general chat wtf

its such a bad vibe

[winter quail]

don't go there

[vernal pebble]

is that you

OMG why did you doxx him wtf

wait what….

😭😭

[compact wren]

No that’s the meme guy

[vernal pebble]

OH LMAO i’m not chronically online

[plain viper]

correction, you live under a rock*

[plain rover]

INTERVIEWS

ITS JOEVER

[plain viper]

chopped chin is everywhere

he was all the hype in january

[winter quail]

nah u behind

that was november

right

fuck

[unborn harness]

i think david is just trolling atp