All UCs (2024-2025)

[tidal birch]

racist

[sharp oak]

ts ugly asl

[burnt ridge]

do the email merchandise

if u get in

[midnight vine]

wdym email merchandise

like an acceptance package?

[burnt ridge]

i mean

mail

yeah

[midnight vine]

for instate kids yeah

[burnt ridge]

i gotta let my neighbors know that i got into berkely

[burnt ridge]

bett

all the ucs do this?

do they send those big letters

that you can put in your frontyeard

frontyard

like just shove it in the grass

that spells

"berkely bound"

[midnight vine]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5XVbRgLVej/

altheashewrote

thanks cal for coming in clutch 🙏🏽 #ucberkeley #cal #2028 #classof2024 #college

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[midnight vine]

yes

[burnt ridge]

....

aw

[midnight vine]

wait actually I never got a package from Irvine

but I got in off the wait-list so idk

[burnt ridge]

i thought there would be like clothing

and all

[midnight vine]

no lol

[midnight vine]

no they make you pay for that

[burnt ridge]

oh

i remember the old house owner got into ucsc

but by the time we moved in 💀 afew weeks later we got their ucsc package in our mail

acceptance

[tidal birch]

the acceptance packages are all mid

[midnight vine]

😭😭😭

[tidal birch]

don’t get your hopes up we’re all public not private

[midnight vine]

my best acceptance package was cwru

[dry pollen]

ucist

I liked the usc acceptance package

it was nicely decorated

[sharp oak]

do they send rejection packages....

i don't want them to spoil my decision

[dry pollen]

haha no

[midnight vine]

they don't send it until after dw

i got my decision on Feb 9 and my package on Feb 17

[midnight vine]

omg yeah

they sent it all the way to India 🥹

[thin frigate]

uc’s sent results before march?

[midnight vine]

berkeley sends early admission to about 1000 applicants in February + interviews for regents

[thin frigate]

ohh cool

i don't remember seeing an option for early admission 😭
is that something they do on their own?

[sharp oak]

yes

[thin frigate]

interesting!

[sharp oak]

that's awesome

[sharp oak]

berkeley tends to do too much in this process lmao

did you apply

[thin frigate]

yes

[ornate abyss]

nerd

[tropic minnow]

Fr I am insane

[left cape]

dang i wish i could get an acceptance package 😭

i wish they did rolling admissionnnn hate that i gotta wait 3-4 months for a decision 😔😔

[coarse tree]

Try being a transfer we don’t find out till last week of April

[left cape]

jesus 😭😭

why must we suffer

[coarse tree]

Ikr

[tropic minnow]

I expect the reason Davis and a couple others started climbing is because of worries of budget problems

[autumn radish]

I'm applying as a Chem major. I've taken Bio, HChem, AP Chem, and now AP Bio. Our school had Physics, but I didn’t take it smh. I am gonna be taking this one Physics class from online dual enrollment but the only available one was this Conceptual Physics class so idk if that counts lol. How bad would this be for UCs?

[tidal birch]

public execution

[tropic minnow]

I would check if it meets the a-g requirements if thats what you are asking

[autumn radish]

yeh the class is transferable or smth like that but i dont think it would count to the level of AP Physics

im just worried cuz i heard chem majors should have physics and generally u should have the 3 big sciences

not sure tho its just stuff ive heard

[tropic minnow]

The policy is that you need physics, not AP physics. Duel Enrollment courses will satisfy the requirement so I wouldn't worry too much about it, especially since you seem to have taken some other AP sciences.

[autumn radish]

okay. the one thing i was worried is the class is called “conceptual” so i wasnt sure if it would be viewed the same way

thanks for the info

appreciate it

[midnight vine]

iirc @dry pollen is a bio major and didnt take physics at all in hs

[dry pollen]

Yes

There’s lots of people in my class that didn’t take chem/physics (one)

[burnt ridge]

i mean

[burnt ridge]

wait why would you need physics for bio

😭

[midnight vine]

i mean like

[burnt ridge]

are u tryna calclate the uniform circular motion of a cell

[midnight vine]

if you wanna major in big 3 sciences

but haven't taken them in hs idk

[burnt ridge]

or the kinetic energy when the cell releases glucose

[burnt ridge]

oh

[noble kraken]

Biophysics

[dry pollen]

I have to take physics in college as a bio major

It’s major reqs

[dry pollen]

Physics is a large part of chem and bio lol

Quantum mechanics is basically all physics

[burnt ridge]

ya

[burnt ridge]

oh yeah

woops

forgot

[dry pollen]

That’s a huge part of Gen chem

[burnt ridge]

rly

physics

oh

is it at like atomic levle

of the atoms and all

[dry pollen]

Quantum mechanical model

[noble kraken]

Wait ruby wya

[dry pollen]

My home

[noble kraken]

No like college

💀

[burnt ridge]

dude are you trying to link up with a a2c moderator over discord

😭

ggs

[dry pollen]

Quantum level yes

[burnt ridge]

ah makes sense

[noble kraken]

No 😭

[dry pollen]

Uvla

[noble kraken]

It came out weird

[burnt ridge]

lwk sansk i didnt expect this from u

[dry pollen]

UCLA

[burnt ridge]

so did. this

[burnt ridge]

univeristy of las vegas

[burnt ridge]

wow

[noble kraken]

Bro it's 11:25 pm here

[dry pollen]

Yes

[noble kraken]

My words aren't wording

[burnt ridge]

i feel you bro

[noble kraken]

Do ppl double major a ton there?

[dry pollen]

Depends on the major

[burnt ridge]

ive been grinding non stop since august 2022

[dry pollen]

If you’re like a polisci major yes

[burnt ridge]

i got a 103 degree fever on thursday

[noble kraken]

Say cs and bio

[dry pollen]

No

[burnt ridge]

man

[noble kraken]

😦

[burnt ridge]

honestly what do cs and bio majors do

[dry pollen]

Basically impossible unless you want to stay extra years

[burnt ridge]

are they like implemeting ai in cells

[noble kraken]

Computational biology

[dry pollen]

Or finish all your prereqs at de

[burnt ridge]

guys i call dibs on that idea

[dry pollen]

Comp bio is a major at ucla

[burnt ridge]

yeah im gonna go patent that before someone steal

[noble kraken]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[burnt ridge]

god darn it

[dry pollen]

What did you apply as

[burnt ridge]

someone already thought

[noble kraken]

Computer science

[dry pollen]

Lolll

[noble kraken]

😭😭😭😭

WHY DID I DO THAT

[dry pollen]

Bud why would you do that

[burnt ridge]

sansk

are you good

[noble kraken]

I'm so dumb

[dry pollen]

That’s an idiotic idea

[burnt ridge]

do you want a shoulder to cry on?

[noble kraken]

I know

[dry pollen]

Cause comp bio is in l&s

Which doesn’t accept by major

I would see if you can email and ask to change your major

[burnt ridge]

on the ucla portal

oh

email yeah

why is the ucla portal so

[noble kraken]

Could I switch after I get in

[burnt ridge]

bad

like

they have so much

but cant make a proper portal

web devs be lacking

[dry pollen]

It’s a lot harder to get into cs in the first place 😭

[noble kraken]

So ngl I clowned my UC apps

[burnt ridge]

honestly they should hire me i can

[noble kraken]

And I'm kinda regretting it now

[burnt ridge]

make the portal so good

[burnt ridge]

i clowned on my Texas A & M application bro

[dry pollen]

Once you’re in yeah you can switch to l&s after your first quarter

[burnt ridge]

i had so many iuncaught errors on that

[noble kraken]

I'm oos anyways

[burnt ridge]

so then i got ptsd

[noble kraken]

It's fine

[dry pollen]

But cs acceptance rate is much lower

[burnt ridge]

and started double checkign my application 100 tiomes

before submitting

dude for purdue and uiuc

[noble kraken]

😭

[burnt ridge]

my common app prompt got changed someow

so now it went onto number 7

[dry pollen]

I’m sure you could say you made a mistake or something

[burnt ridge]

nah

just be honest

😭

[noble kraken]

I need to actually do some research

[burnt ridge]

and say you wanna switch

wont saying a mistake look bad

like it shows ur carless or some?

[dry pollen]

If you want to do cs stay w cs

Otherwise I wouldn’t

[strange cloud]

wait chat

[noble kraken]

I was thinking CS because I'm not 100% sure with comp bio

[burnt ridge]

yo wsp

[noble kraken]

But idk

[dry pollen]

Then stick w cs

[strange cloud]

should i change my ucla major from atmospheric sciences and mathematics to data science and statistics

[noble kraken]

Hmm ok

[burnt ridge]

why?

i mean its up to u

but like y

[noble kraken]

Does anyone know what it means if my alternate UCSD major is competitive

[strange cloud]

how difficult is it to change majors in college

[dry pollen]

No ur doesn’t matter

[noble kraken]

Like should it not be competitive

[dry pollen]

They’re both in l&s

[burnt ridge]

i dont think it matters

it said they samething for me

[strange cloud]

oh shit ok

[dry pollen]

You can change to stats during orientation

[strange cloud]

instant reject

[strange cloud]

oh wonderful

[burnt ridge]

no negativity

[strange cloud]

right

we are all triton buddies 🙏

[noble kraken]

No but ruby suppose I get in for CS, could I change to comp bio like a year later

[dry pollen]

Yeah it doesn’t matter

[noble kraken]

It's diff schools right

[dry pollen]

Yeah most likely if you matched your prereqs

[noble kraken]

Why can't I take anything seriously lately 😭

[strange cloud]

real

[noble kraken]

No like I'm doing these RD essays

It seems like a joke to me

I know they matter for my future

But idc 😔

[strange cloud]

i have a linguistics essay and an optics presentation due on monday

im cooked

[strange cloud]

i havent even started pton rd

[noble kraken]

I've been trying to do pton for so long

If I don't finish tmr then I'm not applying that's it

[strange cloud]

im starting them on monday

[bold bear]

uc irvine portal will be rolled out by tmrw right

[crystal juniper]

Does UCLA only have application received or is it like UC Berkeley where they’ll tell you it’s under review

[tulip relic]

according to them from my emails all of the portals should be out (uci at least) by january 5th

[vivid glen]

is UCR rolling?

[rancid grove]

no

[brisk basin]

Pov you applied to UCR

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[burnt ridge]

yes TRITONS

ucsd keeps popping up on my fyp on tiktok

i also gottne bunch of ucsd ads

this better be a sign bruh

[ornate abyss]

bros being elitist

imagine

🤣

[zealous osprey]

.

[zealous osprey]

No

[midnight vine]

apply to berkeley 🗣️

[zealous osprey]

ok buddy

u wanna start?

[dry pollen]

I like how you had to find a website that ranked Berk at 5

[dry pollen]

Let’s be chill bro

Ucr is great

[subtle oyster]

Alright little bro.

[midnight vine]

the new hypsm 🥱

[subtle oyster]

Put them up.

[brisk basin]

[ornate abyss]

first CSUs getting hate now we starting to hate on some UCs

[subtle oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/die-just-die-gif-23172530

[ornate abyss]

this server is cooked

[zealous osprey]

thanks ruby

🫡

[dry pollen]

Fake asf

[ornate abyss]

at this rate get ready for UCSB and UCSD hate

in the next coming years

[brisk basin]

It was a joke smh

[subtle oyster]

next we’re gonna get ‘yo yale fucking SHITTER polisci program’

[midnight vine]

yale is already hella hated on

[dry pollen]

Still no need to make those kind of jokes in an already elite minded server

[midnight vine]

what is bro on

[zealous osprey]

jokes r supposed to be funny

[subtle oyster]

fuck yale humanities

[dry pollen]

That’s cause of people who go to Yale

[subtle oyster]

brown >

[brisk basin]

Elite minded server goes hard

🗣️

[midnight vine]

the worst hypsm /j

[subtle oyster]

better humanities ivy

[zealous osprey]

ucr is rlly good btw

[subtle oyster]

trust me

[zealous osprey]

im gonna be the one to say it

[dry pollen]

Ok #2 public school

[zealous osprey]

fuck it im saying it

[midnight vine]

genuinely i dont think there's a single school thats not hated on here

[subtle oyster]

brown > yale trust

[brisk basin]

Like you?

[dry pollen]

Stanford and Harv

[zealous osprey]

UCR is very underrated in the bio sciences

[subtle oyster]

do ppl hate brown

feel like it’s afk

[midnight vine]

i've seen hella harv hate

[zealous osprey]

you think I'm funny? very kind of u

[midnight vine]

stanford though

[dry pollen]

Y’all have your straight pathway to med school

[brisk basin]

UCR is very underrated in terms of avocados

[dry pollen]

No

[subtle oyster]

nobody pays attention to brown except for its fans

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

Brown is very chill

[zealous osprey]

yep

[subtle oyster]

so everyone loves brown

[zealous osprey]

we also have our own med school

[subtle oyster]

lmao

[zealous osprey]

and there are plenty of pre-health frats that help

[subtle oyster]

or they don’t talk abt it

[dry pollen]

Berkeley can’t say the same 😌

[zealous osprey]

and professors who want to help

[dry pollen]

Um

[brisk basin]

Welcome, too bad it's not kind enough to return the favor

[subtle oyster]

oh what

[zealous osprey]

and people who aren't as cutthroat

[subtle oyster]

no med school at cal?

[ornate abyss]

bro is a college sophomore 😭

[subtle oyster]

wtf

[dry pollen]

Idk about pre health frats helping…

[dry pollen]

No

[zealous osprey]

ruby

[subtle oyster]

pre health farts

[zealous osprey]

these pre-health frats are actually pretty good

lol

they have connections

[dry pollen]

Everyone does

[zealous osprey]

some students do stuff at western u

[dry pollen]

They also haze hella in general

[zealous osprey]

??????

no

[upbeat dirge]

wts going on chat

[zealous osprey]

our pre-health frats definitely don't haze people

[dry pollen]

Idk about ucr but ucla and ucsb def do

[zealous osprey]

we aren't like other UCs bro people actually want to help each other

[subtle oyster]

unheard of

[zealous osprey]

yes im talking about ucr's clubs 🙂

[upbeat dirge]

how is the ABG scene

[zealous osprey]

there is a real sense of community here

[dry pollen]

People help others at other ucs too 😭

[brisk basin]

That's crazy

[tidal birch]

i have to kill my classmates to lighten the curve

[zealous osprey]

if you want help ppl will help u

[zealous osprey]

i never said that

[dry pollen]

I’m shocked the frats don’t haze though

[brisk basin]

Talk about elite minded guys

[zealous osprey]

I'm saying it's not as cutthroat

[brisk basin]

Bro thinks only his school and his school alone HELPS people

[zealous osprey]

i never said that

[dry pollen]

Idt ucs are cutthroat tbh

Please keep it pg

[zealous osprey]

?????????

[brisk basin]

Fr what is bro on

[zealous osprey]

so my msg gets deleted but this msg doesn't?

[ornate abyss]

not doing a good job of that in general then

[brisk basin]

[zealous osprey]

.

[dry pollen]

Let me go check ty

[zealous osprey]

🤨

[ornate abyss]

anyways ucr is good school

[lost oyster]

ucs are my fourth to last bet

[ornate abyss]

done

[upbeat dirge]

what even bro 😭 it's PG

[lost oyster]

pls let me in

[zealous osprey]

discord the only place where u can say "I like pancakes" and people will be like "oh so u hate waffles?"

[tidal birch]

okay fuck french toast i guess

[zealous osprey]

no dude

[tidal birch]

whatever

[upbeat dirge]

ngl yall pressed as hell

[dry pollen]

Ok I just researched

[upbeat dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-sigma-gm-sigma-wolf-pack-rise-and-grind-alpha-male-gif-18436891353706736629

[zealous osprey]

nah dawg i love french toast

[dry pollen]

UCR prehealth frats seem to haze

[brisk basin]

So what you said to me when I said POV you applied to UCR

Wow the hypocrisy

[lost oyster]

fuck

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

It’s just a general thing for prehealth feats to haze

Frats

[lost oyster]

wait frats

[dry pollen]

It’s not bad

[zealous osprey]

are u actually in those frats ruby

[lost oyster]

im not gonna join a frat

[tidal birch]

in this world it’s haze or be hazed

[lost oyster]

this is why i always carry around a metal sharpie pen

you can't haze if your eyes are poked out

[zealous osprey]

from my experience when I wanted to join the pre health frats ppl were overwhelmingly nice and wanted to help

[dry pollen]

Not at UCR but I rushed at La and the scene is similar cause they’re the same chapters

[subtle oyster]

twitterahh repost

[dry pollen]

Yeah people are nice

But you have a pledge quarter

[tidal birch]

or become a cs major as active deterrent

[dry pollen]

Where you are hazed

[zealous osprey]

not at UCR but I rushed at LA

not all chapters r the same

[dry pollen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ucr/comments/whduy0/are_there_any_frats_i_should_stay_away_from/

[brisk basin]

Bro lives and dies on the UCR is better train

[zealous osprey]

i never said that

[dry pollen]

There’s prehealth frats listed in this

[brisk basin]

Like bro goddamn let people talk about their opinions for 2 seconds

[zealous osprey]

ok mb then

when did i ever say ucr is better

[dry pollen]

Also are you really a frat if there’s no hazing 💀 that’s more like a sorority

[zealous osprey]

i'm saying its less competitive

which is true

[brisk basin]

Fr

[zealous osprey]

ok so I was wrong

lol

mb

[brisk basin]

Just go to Berkeley where do the no no stuff in frats

[bold bear]

does only berkeley give out admissions to regents ppl in febuary or do other ucs do too

[dry pollen]

All good

[bold bear]

or is it UC-wide?

[dry pollen]

Non regents people get it too

[brisk basin]

Some of them roll, some of them don't but pretty sure Berkeley is the only consistent one

[dry pollen]

UCSC comes out a bit early too iirc

For some people

[brisk basin]

Where they basically give early acceptances to

Better people

[zealous osprey]

ppl judge my school u honestly think I'm not gonna stand up for it? Liiiiiiiiiike.....I will be real, if my first choice was riverside or LA I'd choose LA, but that's only bc LA has the major I want and UCR doesn't. sry I was standing up for my school i just think it's underrated and I like it a lot

[brisk basin]

[brisk basin]

I like UCR too, better than Berkeley at least

[dry pollen]

What’s your major

[zealous osprey]

I want to do urban planning

[bold bear]

just go to your local UC

[dry pollen]

What’s your major

[tidal birch]

you’re not slick buddy

[dry pollen]

Oh doesn’t ucsd have it too?

[zealous osprey]

no clue

[dry pollen]

I see

[brisk basin]

Hmph

[dry pollen]

You give eecs

[lost oyster]

what does this mean

[brisk basin]

Something in L&S

[lost oyster]

what is a local UC

[dry pollen]

Oh

[brisk basin]

Nope

[dry pollen]

Are you stem or humanities

[tidal birch]

CS

[dry pollen]

Non existent

[brisk basin]

CS isn't in L&S bro

[bold bear]

your closest UC if you're a californai resident

[tidal birch]

it could be

[zealous osprey]

humanities

[brisk basin]

Ok that's fair

Could be

[lost oyster]

damn "just" is crazy then

cuz ucla is the closest uc to me 💀

[ornate abyss]

im in the middle of ucsc and uc berkeley bruh

[brisk basin]

Almost outed myself for @dry pollen to find me on campus

[dry pollen]

Wait no I was just wondering

[brisk basin]

I'm kidding

[dry pollen]

Cause the only people ik happy at berk are humanities majors 😭

[brisk basin]

[zealous osprey]

humanities majors r so based

need more humanities majors in a2c

[bold bear]

my friend switched into a humanities major and he's having the time of his life

💀

[dry pollen]

My friend has 1 final at berk as a polisci major

[tidal birch]

lmfao

[dry pollen]

SAME

She parties like every day

[tidal birch]

maybe i’ll switch to humanities

[dry pollen]

I’m sure that’s not true but the humanities major life seems so chill

I hardly see her have work

[zealous osprey]

it is

[dry pollen]

Be pscyh

[ornate abyss]

feels like ur being sarcastic

[bold bear]

there's this other guy i know who says eecs classes are free

[brisk basin]

||I cannot confirm or deny this information, the same way I cannot confirm or deny that I am at Berk||

[ornate abyss]

psych is not humanities

[tidal birch]

i’m a goat at psych

[dry pollen]

No need to lie

[tidal birch]

psych is inanities

[ornate abyss]

its either stem or social science

[dry pollen]

Social sciences

[brisk basin]

Not lying hmph

[tidal birch]

mhumanitiesssssocials science

[zealous osprey]

a part of me wishes I was stem

[brisk basin]

[lost oyster]

do they have broccoli at berkeley

[dry pollen]

Cs + psych goated combo

[ornate abyss]

dont you use math for urban planning

[zealous osprey]

if only bc being a math major gives u more job opportunities than working as a public policy

[zealous osprey]

yes and no

[bold bear]

yes

[midnight vine]

ngl i do too its just about the individual tbh

[brisk basin]

DS + Psych GG

[bold bear]

berkeley has good food

allegedly

[ornate abyss]

literally no difference between ds and cs

[tidal birch]

they find random plants outside and put them in our food if that counts

[midnight vine]

i know an eecs major who parties hella and a rhetoric major who stays cooped up at home

[lost oyster]

isn't this just called a garden

[midnight vine]

god i hate broccoli

[zealous osprey]

urban planning is a lot of working with the community and local gov to suggest proposals and st uff

[brisk basin]

is what all the CS majors tell themselves

[tidal birch]

should’ve taken feminist literature

[dry pollen]

You do stuff that should not be discussed here like every other day?? 😭 she never used to party in hs I think she’s in her rebel era

[brisk basin]

[tidal birch]

cauliflower mogs broccoli

[dry pollen]

No ds makors

[zealous osprey]

not everything an urban planner proposes will be enacted or developed

[lost oyster]

cauliflower is broccoli

[zealous osprey]

just depends

[midnight vine]

every week

[ornate abyss]

im not even cs

[dry pollen]

Cs majors are very adamant about DS vs cs

[brisk basin]

Fr

[dry pollen]

That’s different

[tidal birch]

every cs and ds major needs to die

[dry pollen]

She goes out like every Tuesday + weekends

[brisk basin]

LMFAO

[dry pollen]

Why

[brisk basin]

Ruby cook them

[bold bear]

cs ppl can go on very different career paths as ds ppl

[midnight vine]

this week tho its been more frequent

[brisk basin]

[midnight vine]

bc dead week

[ornate abyss]

say goodbye pal

[dry pollen]

Yes

[ruby halo]

So this is how Californians talk...

[dry pollen]

Wdym

[brisk basin]

welcome to california

[ruby halo]

It's so...bland

[bold bear]

welcome to california

[lost oyster]

ur bland

[zealous osprey]

I wish I was into cs or ds

[ruby halo]

Your mom is bland

[ornate abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/gulf-war-desert-storm-gif-1194816626251336359

[zealous osprey]

just not me

[brisk basin]

ur mom's bland

LMFAO

[bold bear]

your entire family tree is bland

[dry pollen]

Wdym

[tidal birch]

when the i on no fy fh func bt imo ain shi mf

[brisk basin]

LMFAO

[ruby halo]

IMPERIALISM

[lost oyster]

uc regents beam

[brisk basin]

I like we literally said the same thing

at the same time

[dry pollen]

UC regents are lowkey evil

[brisk basin]

[bold bear]

how does uc regents work btw

[dry pollen]

They stole someone’s spleen and patented it without their permission

[bold bear]

nobody has explained

[tidal birch]

we need to abolish UC acceptances for a decade it’s too crowded

[lost oyster]

pls no

[tidal birch]

everyone should be secretly rejected

[brisk basin]

average UC regents behavoir

[dry pollen]

Our grade is only 6.5k

[tidal birch]

so that their app fees go towards bettering our facilities

[dry pollen]

Fr

[ruby halo]

We need to disassemble all the UCs except UCR and UCSD

[lost oyster]

turn the entire bay area into a uc campus pls

[tidal birch]

6.5k too many

[brisk basin]

UCBA

[lost oyster]

we need to get rid of everyone in the bay area

[brisk basin]

LMFAO

[bold bear]

yea we need to nuke the bay area

[brisk basin]

I like Ruby tho

[tidal birch]

and UCs should post fake admission stats of admitting people when in reality everyone got rejected

[bold bear]

it went too far

[brisk basin]

don't get rid of them

[lost oyster]

Ill take a major in nuclear warfare

[brisk basin]

Someone I knew wrote about Nukes and only applied to Berkeley

[lost oyster]

are there majors relating to nuclear in california

[brisk basin]

[tidal birch]

actually UCs should go full private and not offer any aid at all

[lost oyster]

they shutting down all the nuclear shit here

[tidal birch]

for a hot decade

[dry pollen]

i like it

[brisk basin]

you guys get aid?

[dry pollen]

how big is yours

[brisk basin]

[lost oyster]

UC blue and gold thingy is goated tho

[dry pollen]

real asf

[tidal birch]

prolly like 10k

[lost oyster]

without it i wouldn't be able to go to college

[zealous osprey]

yes

[zealous osprey]

No

[dry pollen]

see this is good

if you hate your friend group its easy to find a new one

[brisk basin]

pov you make too much money to get aid but also too less money to not go in debt

[tidal birch]

until somehow fate ordains you to see them every day by coincidence

[brisk basin]

spoken from experience gg

[dry pollen]

then you ignore them

[lost oyster]

does this mean its borderline impossible to be socially ostracized

[dry pollen]

yessir

[brisk basin]

naw just go protest at Berkeley

[dry pollen]

yeah unless you are a really really terrible person

[tidal birch]

what UC has the best dating scene

[brisk basin]

easiest social ostracization ever

[lost oyster]

dictator speedrun

[brisk basin]

Block everyone from going to class for a whole semester by sitting at the gate

see how many friends you make

[tidal birch]

we need to kill every californian

[dry pollen]

not la

[dry pollen]

ok no

let's not

[lost oyster]

won't they just mistake you for a homeless person

[brisk basin]

something like that

they're more organized than the FBI tho

like they have shifts n shit

[dry pollen]

do you protest

[brisk basin]

oh hail nah another trap question

[tidal birch]

i go to women’s rights protests

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

what a feminist

[brisk basin]

I protest about my grades

[dry pollen]

are you stem or humanities

[lost oyster]

thats lowkey impressive

[brisk basin]

honestly I have no idea

[zealous osprey]

I get a lot of aid from Riverside

[brisk basin]

that's what I'm saying

[zealous osprey]

ok buddy

[brisk basin]

yea not everyone does buddy

[tidal birch]

fym u have no idea 😭

[zealous osprey]

I know

[tidal birch]

u undeclared?

[brisk basin]

no my major is kinda uh

[ornate abyss]

ur prob social sciences then

[tidal birch]

in like for everything

[brisk basin]

alright I'm done outting myself

[tidal birch]

buddy is not slick

[brisk basin]

ruby already searching in the entire database

[lost oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-horizons-pokemon-amethio-gif-4187259632398222726

[brisk basin]

@ornate abyss I kinda wish I went to SJSU rn

[zealous osprey]

Why

[lost oyster]

is sjsu fire?

[tidal birch]

yeah he’s a cs major

[ornate abyss]

berk cs > sjsu cs

[brisk basin]

my fav restaurant is there

[zealous osprey]

lmao mood

[brisk basin]

wetf fake information

[lost oyster]

how far is berkeley from san jose and sf

[tidal birch]

an hour away

[brisk basin]

I legit go there twice a month or something

[lost oyster]

so its like a triangle

[brisk basin]

goated

[ornate abyss]

if ur in UC then u should prob stay

[brisk basin]

and a lot of my friends went to SJSU too

[tidal birch]

sort of

[brisk basin]

I know

[tidal birch]

berkeley is a lot closer to SF

[brisk basin]

literally

a triangle

spot on

[dry pollen]

oh are you media studies too

[brisk basin]

wetf

[tidal birch]

doesn’t add up

[dry pollen]

bay bridge!

[brisk basin]

oh nah bro's gonna find me

[dry pollen]

agreed

It's some interdisciplinary major

[dry pollen]

nah

[ornate abyss]

cogsci

easy

[dry pollen]

OH

you're so right

very smart

[brisk basin]

[tidal birch]

💀

[dry pollen]

ding ding ding

[brisk basin]

they be trying to stalk me

help

[tidal birch]

yeah that’s what i meant by cs

cognitive science

duh

[dry pollen]

ofc ofc

[brisk basin]

good reasoning

must be a political science major

[ornate abyss]

sjsu doesnt have cogsci btw so unless cs + ling is considered it

[brisk basin]

Ik

[dry pollen]

political economy major

[brisk basin]

you?

[dry pollen]

you

economics is a social science

wait no

Ik what you are

[ornate abyss]

tf did econ come from

[brisk basin]

ur CS right

[dry pollen]

psych + ds

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

yeah I'm cs

[brisk basin]

that's wild

[dry pollen]

that's why

[noble kraken]

econ is basically psych

[ornate abyss]

shes not

[dry pollen]

why

[brisk basin]

nothing

[dry pollen]

don't troll him

or her

or them

[ornate abyss]

not even close

[dry pollen]

why do I not give cs

[brisk basin]

I invoke the fifth

[dry pollen]

No tell me

I won't take it seriously

[noble kraken]

it is

inflation exists

why does it exist?

because we believe it exists

if you convince everyone inflation doesn't exist, it doesn't exist

[tidal birch]

that’s exactly why we need to print more money

[noble kraken]

EXACTLY

THE PROBLEM ISNT THE ECONOMY

ITS YOU

[brisk basin]

no no

[noble kraken]

THE ECONOMY DOES WELL WHEN WE THINK ITS DOING WELL

[dry pollen]

tell me why i don't seem cs

[brisk basin]

that's why we solve the national debt

[dry pollen]

am i too cool for cs

[brisk basin]

by investing in BTC

[hollow elk]

the $mstr method

[noble kraken]

well first of all you didn't say you were cs

thats a pretty clear sign usually

[dry pollen]

I don't like flexing my major

I only answer when asked

[noble kraken]

exactly

a cs major wouldn't be like that

[brisk basin]

LMFAO

bro's valid rn

[dry pollen]

I am a nice person acually

I'm not like other cs majors

[brisk basin]

now that's just some

[noble kraken]

another sign!

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

WHAT

[dry pollen]

I'm different

[brisk basin]

[noble kraken]

nah they're all the same

[dry pollen]

ok what major do i give then

[brisk basin]

@noble kraken maybe that's the first sign of a CS major

[dry pollen]

untrue

[dry pollen]

LOL

[brisk basin]

they all think they're different

[dry pollen]

i shower

[brisk basin]

[dry pollen]

yes

[noble kraken]

cs majors think they're unique

and then they describe

[brisk basin]

FR

[dry pollen]

I am going to create the next apple

[ornate abyss]

nope its part of how life works, its not made up

[noble kraken]

the most common scenario

[brisk basin]

[tulip relic]

cannot imagine how comp sci smells

[ornate abyss]

trade is how nature works

[dry pollen]

I told you I'm different

you didn't believe me

[brisk basin]

@dry pollen confirm this information

[noble kraken]

bio or chem

[ornate abyss]

less good, more worth something is

[dry pollen]

They are icky

[brisk basin]

truly

[ornate abyss]

boom value rises

[tulip relic]

not surprised

[dry pollen]

you're only saying this cause i told you there's a comp bio major

[ornate abyss]

its not just in humans but also in other species

[dry pollen]

what do you think I give

[noble kraken]

DON'T REMIND ME OF MY STUPIDITY

[tulip relic]

me who’s majoring in stats:

[noble kraken]

bros majoring in plug and chug

/s

[dry pollen]

real

[brisk basin]

media studies

[dry pollen]

racist

[brisk basin]

UR ON HERE 24/7 BRO

[midnight vine]

during the heat wave i didn't go to my cs lectures at all bc i was not about to sit in a lecture hall with a thousand sweaty ahh cs mfs w no ac

[brisk basin]

AYO NAH

[dry pollen]

WHEN????

[tulip relic]

ewwww

[dry pollen]

yes you are confusing me and smrithi

[midnight vine]

i dont go to my cs lecture in general but!

[noble kraken]

nah shes def a science major

[brisk basin]

This is why I should've invoked the fifth

[midnight vine]

hi

[dry pollen]

i've only been on here since thurs cause Im done w finals and wisdom teeth out

[brisk basin]

lmao fair

[midnight vine]

jerry all over

[brisk basin]

I see

[dry pollen]

Nah

[brisk basin]

that's good at least

[dry pollen]

real

[dry pollen]

yes im not like you losers

[dry pollen]

yeah i'm not cs

[midnight vine]

one of my wasian friends confused me w another brown girl

[brisk basin]

[midnight vine]

they're all racist all over

[brisk basin]

wow ok

[dry pollen]

imagine having finals this week

[noble kraken]

well yeah cs isn't a science

fake ahh major

[dry pollen]

couldnt be me

[noble kraken]

i hate cs

[midnight vine]

wait unironically

[dry pollen]

it is

computer science

[midnight vine]

@tidal birch does wheeler 150 have AC

[dry pollen]

science

[brisk basin]

cope bro

[noble kraken]

the only majors that feel the need to include science in their name are those that lack it

[tidal birch]

yeah

[dry pollen]

TRUE

but yeah I am some sort of bio major correct

[midnight vine]

it sure doesn't feel like it

[glad karma]

Yo

[midnight vine]

riyaaa

[ornate abyss]

and yet it still pays

[midnight vine]

hello

[noble kraken]

lemme see

[glad karma]

HELLO

[midnight vine]

how are you

[ornate abyss]

how can fake pay

[glad karma]

i’m on my 2 minute pomodoro break rn

[midnight vine]

we need to meet

[glad karma]

HAHAHAHAH

[midnight vine]

LOL

wait same

[ornate abyss]

ig even career paths are determined by psych

[glad karma]

no dr

Fr

i am cooked bro

[ornate abyss]

maybe psych should be high paying

[midnight vine]

how many finals do you have

[glad karma]

I have two essay assignments due thursday

[dry pollen]

wow a new berk kid has manifested

[midnight vine]

oof

[glad karma]

And i’m doing them all on wednesday

[dry pollen]

what major r you riya

[glad karma]

No

I’m old

[midnight vine]

i have one due tomorrow

[glad karma]

iVe been in this server for 2 yrs

[dry pollen]

you're new to me!

[glad karma]

i have ochem

[midnight vine]

and then finals on tuesday, wednesday, friday

[dry pollen]

dang

[midnight vine]

😩

[dry pollen]

mcb major?

[half token]

for the berkeley met video essay, should i be talking about stuff already on my application and talking about the intentions and stuff, or should i be talking about stuff outside of my app

[glad karma]

However i got bullied so i left

for a bit

😅😅

[ornate abyss]

bullied?

[dry pollen]

why were you bullied

[glad karma]

Lmfaooo

Yes

For choosing berkeley

[noble kraken]

finance pays

[glad karma]

😭💀

[noble kraken]

and its fake

[ornate abyss]

tf

[glad karma]

Lmaooo

Yeah

[dry pollen]

over what

[glad karma]

white funny

Quite **

[dry pollen]

stanford?

[midnight vine]

😭 😭 😭

[glad karma]

No

[dry pollen]

oh

[ornate abyss]

maybe ur right

[glad karma]

Cuz i’m oos

[dry pollen]

oh so you're rich

[noble kraken]

how does ucla have so many bio majors

[glad karma]

….

[noble kraken]

im gonna place my bets on Molecular, Cell, and Developmental Biology

[midnight vine]

premed UC

[dry pollen]

cause we have a nice life sci department

[dry pollen]

no

[dry pollen]

am i wrong

[noble kraken]

was i close

[ornate abyss]

even salary is fake

[dry pollen]

all the oos uc kids

[ornate abyss]

current society is fake then

damn

[dry pollen]

right depart (ls)

[ornate abyss]

new life lession learned

enjoy nature

[glad karma]

Right but i kinda got bullied for that too

So i don’t like talking ab it😭😭

[manic maple]

!ucla

[midnight vine]

@glad karma should i moffit all nighter tn

[noble kraken]

THAT DOESN'T HELP YALL HAVE LIKE 10 BIO MAJORS

[glad karma]

Dude moffit don’t even got space

[dry pollen]

what were your other options

[manic maple]

How do you use the bot?

[glad karma]

Berkeley and GWU

Lwk

Lmao

[midnight vine]

it only works for schools that have confirmed decision dates

[dry pollen]

theres also bio ones in physical sciences

[midnight vine]

not surprised

[ornate abyss]

are u from a state with no notable unis

[dry pollen]

gwu is also expensive asf

[manic maple]

Ah

[midnight vine]

i went on thursday for the undie run and it was PACKED

[dry pollen]

are you premed

[glad karma]

he’s

[midnight vine]

i've just been staying in my dorm all day

[glad karma]

Yes

[midnight vine]

but like

i get no work done here

[glad karma]

i’m at mlk rn

[midnight vine]

😭

ohh

[glad karma]

But it’s rly packed

[dry pollen]

do you like berk for it

[midnight vine]

lwk i should try eshleman

[noble kraken]

either biochem, human bio and society, or microbio

[midnight vine]

they opened up the senate chambers

[glad karma]

Erm

It’s a

[ornate abyss]

whats human bio and society even about

[noble kraken]

watch me be completely wrong

[glad karma]

acquired taste

[ornate abyss]

is it like the psych of bio

[dry pollen]

biochem is physical sciences and no

[glad karma]

Lowkey might be getting straight as this semester

So i’m like cooking

[dry pollen]

explain

[noble kraken]

i assume its like bio + humanities stuff

[midnight vine]

are you not human bio and society

[noble kraken]

like health society stuff

[dry pollen]

no that;s psychobio

[dry pollen]

not currently

[ornate abyss]

?

[dry pollen]

I might switch

[dry pollen]

psychobiology the major

[glad karma]

tbh the social life here sucks but if u grind you can do well here

[midnight vine]

isn't this like your 5th major 😭

[ornate abyss]

wtf

[midnight vine]

i like the social life

[ornate abyss]

5th???

[dry pollen]

No I've only switched once

[glad karma]

At least for me

[midnight vine]

are you in clubs

[ornate abyss]

from bio to bio?

[dry pollen]

are there a ton of opportunities

[noble kraken]

wait

[glad karma]

i’m in 3

[dry pollen]

biochem to x

[glad karma]

and yeah

[noble kraken]

are you just a plain bio major

💀

[dry pollen]

no

[midnight vine]

i feel like most social life is from clubs

[ornate abyss]

why u skulling

[dry pollen]

that's in the eeb department

[tidal birch]

i need a goofy club

[dry pollen]

it's more ecology

[tidal birch]

fuck these academic clubs

[glad karma]

I’m not in any social clubs

So yeah

[noble kraken]

the website just says "the college"

[glad karma]

I don’t rly have many friends here ima be fr

[dry pollen]

the college is l&s

[noble kraken]

cuz it seemed obvious

[dry pollen]

why

[glad karma]

Well i did last sem

But all of them are too busy now

And i kinda am too

[dry pollen]

what happened

[glad karma]

Ngl

[ornate abyss]

prob engineers or cs

[tidal birch]

real

[glad karma]

Meche and Cs

lol

But it still sucks

[tidal birch]

everybody too busy

[glad karma]

Cuz i’m busy too they js don’t care

[noble kraken]

then its prob biophysics or psychobio but biophysics sounds weird tbh so psychobio

[glad karma]

I’m taking ochem and physics and i’m in 3 clubs and an emt

Lmao

So i hate that excuse

[dry pollen]

ohh

[glad karma]

Cuz i still make time for people

[midnight vine]

all clubs kinda have socials except the way too academic ones like cheme club or idk

[glad karma]

None of mine do😭