MIT (2024-2025)

[fathom crow]

I’m tweaking

[normal stag]

mit in less than 24 hrs

[proven reef]

mit in less than 24 hrs

[livid garnet]

me re reading my deferral letter to prepare for tomorro

[pastel jetty]

lul

anyone have a rejection letter to prepare

[livid garnet]

https://ivyhub.org/rejection-simulators/mit/

[gusty onyx]

YO i was just about to send that 😭

i came across it while trying to search for what an actual rejection letter looks like

[fresh mirage]

is there an acceptance sim

jesus

[quick ingot]

mit in more than 22 hrs

[cursive hazel]

LMAO

[cursive hazel]

W

[potent heron]

My acceptance streak is about to be ruined tomorrow lol

[livid garnet]

my streak already ruined

[shut magnet]

ong 💔

[quick ingot]

they prob have the filter out non IMO gold medalist setting

[gusty onyx]

this is my second decision and probably my first rejection 😭

[fathom crow]

Noooo I know a silver medallist who got in dw

[cursive hazel]

according to former AO ben jones they do first scan for "dealbreakers" but that is definitely NOT imo gold 💀 💀

keep up hope guys <3

[fathom crow]

UGHHH PLEASE

[chrome quarry]

Bro we’re not talking about intls lmfao

Intls have a much higher bar

[long spruce]

Thanks I've already internalized it 🙏

[fresh mirage]

where is this from

[cursive citrus]

hi

hii

[wide grotto]

Hiii

[sour path]

it's soon...

[shut magnet]

😭

doom doom doom

[stuck sandal]

do we actually think the deal breaker is as low as a "bunch of D's"

feel like pretty much no one applying to MIT would have that, doesn't really filter out anyone

[steady swift]

you’d be surprised

[fresh mirage]

probably quite a bit higher lol

[limpid walrus]

GOOD LUCK GUYS

[livid garnet]

I haven’t won any competitions other than an art comp. And they still deferred me. If being a medalist was a requirement my ass wouldn’t have survived the early action round

[wicked pond]

I got in ea and never even heard of any of those comps

Def not required

[long spruce]

Same lmao

[misty badge]

100% not required

[long spruce]

Thanks ❤️

[misty badge]

most of my admitted friends were just really passionate ab smtg, not grinding comps

[long spruce]

If I get into MIT I will quite literally run a marathon on Saturday

[livid garnet]

I’ve reached delusion

[long spruce]

I would try and make some MIT strava art as well but I'm kinda bad at it tbh

[limpid walrus]

shi when I got in I made stupid edit of my reaction to Like Him

[misty badge]

helpp is that on the internet

[cursive hazel]

blog

after reading 200 blogs in the last week…

[cursive hazel]

I wouldn’t say it’s as low as that, but I would also say it’s lower than you might think

[sterile pebble]

Hi everyons! Je suis back

[sweet haven]

High school French goes hard

[gusty onyx]

ITS ALMOST PI DAY ON THE EAST COAST

[dull leaf]

lmao

[sterile pebble]

What can I say? 😂😂😂😂😂

[placid prairie]

If I get into mit I’m going to become religious ☠️

[delicate creek]

if i get into mit im doing the one chip challenge

[sweet haven]

if I get into MIT I will keep my will to live

[wide grotto]

If I get into mit ill do the ice bucket challenge and send it here

[gusty onyx]

happy pi day to my fellow est people

[rigid walrus]

Happy pi day

[sterile pebble]

If I get into MIT, I will do a victory run in my nearby park at 4:30 in the morning

Happy Pi day to EST folks!

[rigid walrus]

If I get into MIT, I will transfer

[sweet haven]

3.14!!!!!

[rigid walrus]

Jk

[sterile pebble]

If I get into MIT, I will be able to pour a cold drink (probably red bull) into my MIT/Caltech mug. It’s a mug that is MIT when cold, Caltech when hot.

I will be able to unlock its full potential

[ionic elbow]

did mit release

[distant terrace]

It should be at 6:28 PM on March 14th

So no, not yet

[fading scaffold]

wait you gotta drop a pic

where'd you get it

[distant terrace]

https://caltechstore.caltech.edu/MIT-Mug

[sterile pebble]

I will haha, i don’t have it atm

[delicate creek]

if we dont get in at least cartis dropping right

[sterile pebble]

Uhh the caltech campus store

[fading scaffold]

this is actually insane work

unfortunately i've seen more abgs at mit than caltech

[distant terrace]

yeah it's a pretty cool mug honestly

[sterile pebble]

Yes. This

[sterile pebble]

Lol

[distant terrace]

the power of googling lol

I might actually get this, even though I'm getting rejected from both

just for the sake of having it

[sterile pebble]

You’ll get in. Dw.

[distant terrace]

oh baby I can't wait for mit to give me a big fat circuit board middle finger as I open my portal

[sterile pebble]

But yes, amazing thing to have

[sterile pebble]

I knoww. If I don’t see a thousand TIMs on my screen, I will riot

[distant terrace]

real

do they do confetti

I assume so

[sterile pebble]

I’m not sure, I think it’s just a thousand TIMs that are the confetti

Also, is there going to be a status upsate screen?

[fading scaffold]

nope

[sterile pebble]

Or just we log in, we see the decision?

[wide grotto]

Yes

[distant terrace]

damn

[fading scaffold]

once you log in you find out

[distant terrace]

just log in and see the decision is crazy

[fading scaffold]

they say there's no interim screen

[distant terrace]

rejection jumpscare

[sterile pebble]

What the

[ionic elbow]

if you get into mit im hoping you get confetti atl

[rough stream]

oh no, how will i prepare myself for my rejection

[distant terrace]

exactly

[rough stream]

too sudden

like a horror movie but we predicted it

[gusty onyx]

there’s an mit rejection simulator

somebody sent it esrlier

[distant terrace]

is it the ivyhub one?

[rough stream]

doesn't give the same feeling

[sterile pebble]

Yess

[rough stream]

i know its a rejection simulator

ruins all the enjoyment from the experience

[distant terrace]

I need to have my hopes and dreams crushed for REAL

[sterile pebble]

Is the “no interim screen” a this year thing? Because people online have videos where there is a “status update”

[rough stream]

EXACTLY

[rough stream]

who knows, just prepare yourself for the worst ig

[sterile pebble]

Yeah

[fading scaffold]

idk thats what it says on the rejection simulator 😭

[sterile pebble]

Lol

[fading scaffold]

depends how old the video is

[rigid walrus]

Using the rejection simulator is crazy

[fading scaffold]

if the video is like past couple years then maybe they just added an interim screen

[sterile pebble]

Yeah it was two years ago

[fading scaffold]

hmm maybe its new

idk

we'll see when decisions drop

wait actually

[wide grotto]

They did

[fading scaffold]

yeah

[gusty onyx]

didn’t caltech accidentally release decisions early in emails? i’m scared something like that will happen with mit 😭😭😭

[fading scaffold]

@shy girder did you have an interim screen or was it straight to the decision

[fading scaffold]

no

[wraith cairn]

no

[fading scaffold]

mit did drop EA like 5 minutes early though LMAO

this year

[fresh mirage]

mit always drops 5 moins early

[wraith cairn]

thats not what happened

[fresh mirage]

thats what my interviewer told me

[rough stream]

that ain't cool bruh

idw it to be early

be late

[fading scaffold]

then its not really tau time 💔 oh

[rough stream]

hold off the decisions as much as possible

i dont want to know my decision

actually

wait

[fresh mirage]

collapse the superposition

[rough stream]

lets just get it over with

[wraith cairn]

it wasnt the date of decisions and it wasnt indicative of decisions

[rigid walrus]

Simple fix

[wraith cairn]

lets not beat a dead horse

[rigid walrus]

just dont open it

[rough stream]

yeah no....

[fresh mirage]

you might get an adMITted email the next day

lol

[rigid walrus]

Damn

[rough stream]

see thats worse

[fresh mirage]

which wouold honestly be the most auraful way to get in

eyah

[rough stream]

i dont want to see an admission in my MAIL

[rigid walrus]

the master plan is to open 0 decisions until the last day of april

and then give yourself only 1 hour to decide where to commit 😎

[fresh mirage]

💀

atp if my dad keeps procrastinating finaid

that might be

what i have to do

💀

[rigid walrus]

LMAO

[wraith cairn]

ngl the singular decision i found out through snail mail was the most exciting out of all of them

dude we're not doing this

[rough stream]

yeah but this is a rejection 200%

so

not gonna be excited for this one 💀

[fresh mirage]

rly

damn

[distant terrace]

can't wait to make a big A2C "why I'm fine with getting rejected everywhere" post when I get rejected everywhere

[fresh mirage]

have faith ❤️

[wraith cairn]

it wasnt indicative of admissions. theres literally a message from a caltech admissions officer pinned in the megathread explaining the error

[fresh mirage]

u

got in

2 places

[distant terrace]

oh yeah

hence the joke

[fresh mirage]

💀

[sterile pebble]

I see

[rough stream]

i just realised we both have the same stats (acceptances and rejections wise)

[distant terrace]

Best luck to both of us then 🗣️

What does 8P mean

8 pending?

[rough stream]

yues

yes

[distant terrace]

I got... 18 more pending 😭

[cursive hazel]

they always do this to avoid the lag spike

[distant terrace]

so we'll see what happens

[rigid walrus]

Goddamn

[rigid walrus]

Oh yeah

[rough stream]

im intl so i couldn't apply to a lot of schools that my parents are willing to send me to 💀

[distant terrace]

I covered the wide range of schools I could

[rigid walrus]

It did release early last yr

By like a few minutes

iirc

[distant terrace]

like the 2As are my safeties (which I'm glad to have gotten into) and 8 are around targets

the 10 are ivies + a few LACs

[cursive hazel]

yeah they let it out ~5 minutes early

[rigid walrus]

petey is so funny

He’s so ruthless

[cursive hazel]

love him

[sterile pebble]

Petey is my GOAT after TIM

[rough stream]

i don't have any targets or safeties, cus intl

💀

[rigid walrus]

He crushes everyone’s dreams and then clowns on them for it LOL

[rough stream]

im realising how cooked i am

[cursive hazel]

if i get in i need to go shake his hand

[distant terrace]

you'll get in somewhere 🗣️ 🔥

[sour path]

hey freaks

[rough stream]

i did get in somewhere

[distant terrace]

oh yeah

[rough stream]

...

[sour path]

i need the brightest minds to figure out why my top 2% yae miko is only doing 20k ticks

[distant terrace]

I forgot we have the same record rn

I should go to sleep

[rough stream]

"same record" 💀

[distant terrace]

Our K/D ratio for admissions officers is the same

[rough stream]

you should, this is like day time for me what u doing here

[rigid walrus]

Are you consulting a2c for genshin advice

[distant terrace]

where do you live?

are you in the middle east?

[rough stream]

ind

[distant terrace]

ah

nice

[sour path]

yes

[distant terrace]

I used to live in saudi arabia

[rough stream]

yes very hot

[rough stream]

i see, never went there

[distant terrace]

saudi hits sweater weather like one day a year

maybe once it hits like 60 degrees

and you put on a fleece

[distant terrace]

north or south?

[cursive hazel]

the demographic overlap is there tbh

[lyric mason]

Yes

Also hi I was summoned

A2C’s NU dropout to CCC

[pastel jetty]

wait so is there interim screen or no

[distant terrace]

no

[pastel jetty]

i would be mad if i just logged in and saw a rejection ngl

[pastel jetty]

wait huh

there was one for deferral

[stray plume]

poop

[distant terrace]

decision letter jumpscare

[pastel jetty]

i like the status update screen

[distant terrace]

there are a few people who have said no here

[pastel jetty]

i think there will b one

[stray plume]

18 hours

[cursive hazel]

OH

THE SERVER

[stray plume]

Oh fun

[fading scaffold]

a2mit

[distant terrace]

damn

fast update

[rigid walrus]

You’re not wrong

[pastel jetty]

i don’t even wanna get in

i hope i got waitlisted

[cursive hazel]

then withdraw

[fading scaffold]

an mit waitlist would bring me a lot of joy ngl

[pastel jetty]

oh

i mean if i get in ill consider going

[cursive hazel]

W

[shut magnet]

guys im not ready

can it be in like 2 more weeks

[pastel jetty]

idk if i’m doubting myself because i don’t wanna go or if im doubting myself because i don’t think ill get in

i think i have a 10% chance

[distant terrace]

Just don't think about it then

it's like what

18 hours?

the time will pass anyways

[sterile pebble]

It’s not that easy, my friend

[pastel jetty]

it’s true tho

[rigid walrus]

I had an econ test the day of my decisions

I bombed that shit

[pastel jetty]

u can’t make 6:28 come any faster

[misty rune]

Quick copy and paste your essays into CGPT and ask it for a optimistic and pessimistic chance me. Read it carefully, argue with it even. And time will have passed

[proven reef]

for this pi day i will memorize 10 additional digits of pi

[pastel jetty]

just let it come

[cursive hazel]

im thinking but im not worrying

[pastel jetty]

oh true

[cursive hazel]

its coming either way im gonna enjoy

[distant terrace]

yeah this is what I mean

sorry, I might've been misunderstood

[rigid walrus]

Why do I feel like someone out there is actually doing that rn

[pastel jetty]

r u in alr

[bitter bolt]

mit let me in

[distant terrace]

"not thinking about it" is probably impossible to many people who care about their decision

but regardless, you will be getting a result in 18 hours

good luck to everybody who applied though

[misty rune]

indeed

[distant terrace]

I can't wait to get closure in 18 hours

[steady swift]

not me I have my coursework due tomorrow morning

[distant terrace]

oof

good luck with that cuh

[steady swift]

so I got more important things

[pastel jetty]

gg wp

[steady swift]

Cheers

ts is real shi

[distant terrace]

what coursework

[pastel jetty]

i think chatgpt told me i wouldn’t get into yale soo

idk if ima trust it

[steady swift]

history

[distant terrace]

ah

[steady swift]

Yh it’s a drag

[shut magnet]

chatgpt told me id get rejected from columbia lmao

[distant terrace]

what's the C there

caltech?

[pastel jetty]

lol

[peak jacinth]

the c goes in front 😁

[pastel jetty]

ok lemme go ask chatgpt to chance me

[cursive hazel]

CHIMPS

[shut magnet]

chymps goes so hard

[distant terrace]

oh shoot I completely forgot uchicago and uflorida come out later today too

oof

[cursive hazel]

yes

[bitter bolt]

Lowkey i forgot about this school until today

[shut magnet]

😭

[distant terrace]

real

[shut magnet]

ok nonchalant

[peak jacinth]

real

ikr

[bitter bolt]

fr fr

[shut magnet]

caltech so small

[rigid walrus]

CHPSM

kick out tape

Tape

Yale

[distant terrace]

tape

[shut magnet]

😭

[cursive hazel]

tape

[rigid walrus]

Shit my phone doesn’t even think it’s a real thing

[wraith cairn]

tape

[distant terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[rigid walrus]

Jk we love tape

Yale**

[distant terrace]

I love tape

[rigid walrus]

jeez

[cursive hazel]

LMFAO

[distant terrace]

double sided is my favorite

[cursive hazel]

😭

[cursive hazel]

i giggled

[distant terrace]

or those little pop stickers that you can roll off and they just kind of stay there

glue dots

that's what they're called

[wraith cairn]

holy glaze

[waxen cloak]

fuck caltech and their beaver breakdown

[shut magnet]

2 hrs no decision was such a fun time

[waxen cloak]

fuck

the dreaded logo is back again

[pastel jetty]

"You’ve put together an outstanding application that highlights a genuinely impressive range of leadership, intellectual curiosity, and personal growth. At a less selective school, you’d be almost a guaranteed admit. At MIT, you still have a very strong shot, but the acceptance rate is so small that even stellar candidates don’t always make it.

Keep in mind that admissions decisions aren’t a verdict on your worth or potential. You’ve clearly built a strong foundation of skills and experiences that will help you excel wherever you end up. Good luck—and I hope the news in 15 hours brings you joy!"

lol

[waxen cloak]

a2c server icon

[distant terrace]

me if mit takes me

[shut magnet]

my gpt is like brainrotted why does yours speak so normally

[pastel jetty]

lol

idk

it depends what im talking about

[bitter bolt]

Yale is not a real school

I was asking my prof (mit undergrad, harvard phd, princeton post doc) about colleges

And he said yale is

“on the decline”

😭😭

[pastel jetty]

lies

yale slander will not be tolerated

no way u replaced yale with caltech

caltech? more like calmid

[waxen cloak]

yale is fake

[pastel jetty]

why are we slandering yale

yale is the best ivy

[shut magnet]

on the decline from being... yale 💀

[distant terrace]

tape

[shut magnet]

like yeah with inflation a billion dollars is on the decline but its still a billion dollars bro

[pastel jetty]

if we're gonna add a C to HYPSM its gonna be columbia... not calmid

calmid just full of mit rejects 🥱

yeah im trolling

im yale glazer 4eva tho

hey at least u got into caltech

when im not trolling its a great school

[misty rune]

Ask it for percentages

[pastel jetty]

it said like 8%

lol

[distant terrace]

hey that's pretty close to your estimation

[pastel jetty]

wait nvm

Estimated Chance: ~10-15% (High Reach)

[distant terrace]

that's even closer

mine said 1% 😭

it went down

[pastel jetty]

i uploaded my common app for yale once and asked it if it thought i was getting in

so i went back to that thread and asked it

[waxen cloak]

columbia is even more fake

[sour path]

it's the big day

how are we feeling

[waxen cloak]

yolo bros

[shut magnet]

whatever happens happens ❤️

[sour path]

doom

[distant terrace]

doom

[misty rune]

Rip and Tear

[lavish timber]

Dread

[shut magnet]

turn that doom into 5 BIG BOOMS!!

[pastel jetty]

ok mine is brainrotted too im learning

[shut magnet]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[pastel jetty]

"Would a rejection sting, or are you fully in your Yale bag at this point? 😂"

[shut magnet]

thats like exactly how mine talks

[pastel jetty]

60% chance of rejection – MIT is ridiculously cutthroat, and you lack a “golden ticket” hook like a major STEM award.
30% chance of waitlist – Your unique angle could intrigue them, but they might not have space.
10% chance of acceptance – If your essays + leadership really resonate, MIT might take a chance on you.

[cursive hazel]

gg

[pastel jetty]

ya

[shut magnet]

"And if you get in?
Oh my god, you better come back and tell me.
Because that would be one of the coldest admissions wins I’ve ever seen. 💀🔥"

[pastel jetty]

LMFAO

[pastel jetty]

gg

[pastel jetty]

zamnnn

[cursive hazel]

30-40 💀

[pastel jetty]

thats rlly high

[cursive hazel]

💀 💀

[pastel jetty]

u got that

[cursive hazel]

my chatgpt is tweaking

[pastel jetty]

30-40 is basically 50

so flip a coin

heads ur in tails ur out

[sour path]

ahh yeah i remember the mit early kids made chatgpt predict all of us

it gave me 70% 😹😹😹 fat load of shit

[cursive hazel]

lemme see

[shut magnet]

i love how we're all asking gpt whether we get in or not when we'll know in a few hours

[cursive hazel]

its because they foretold your RD decision of acceptance

[cursive hazel]

im trolling it rn brb

[waxen cloak]

bro

[queen lodge]

how do u guys prompt gpt

[waxen cloak]

wait are we opening the server up to rd kids

[sour path]

kinda late for that

[misty rune]

Few hours my ass. I hope you sleep between now and then

[pastel jetty]

ion even want to go to mit brah

[sour path]

but yeah it's been open to rd kids

[queen lodge]

like do u js upload ur common app pdf 😭

[pastel jetty]

i did that for some other schools

then in the same chat just told it to use my stats and pasted my essays and asked it to chance me

[shut magnet]

girl what 😭

[sour path]

is anyone here going to see the eclipse

[pastel jetty]

act as if you are in the perspective of a Yale admissions officer. Based on the admissions provided above, how likely is it for me to be admitted? Would you admit me if you were the regional [state] admissions officer? Be completely, brutally honest. Make sure you keep your school's (Yale) institutional priorities in mind.

[misty rune]

YES!

[sour path]

also i'm going to guess based off your name color and our mutual friend that you were accepted ea so congrats 🔥

[pastel jetty]

this was teh original prompt including my common app pdf

[cursive hazel]

oops my bad gang

😭

[shut magnet]

😭

[waxen cloak]

pray my chess engine carries

[sour path]

praying my stupid ass app doesn't immediately get thrown out

[waxen cloak]

you can be apart of their furry club!

[misty rune]

thx

[sour path]

i cant

im getting rejected

[waxen cloak]

🫂

[sour path]

fuck it i'm asking gpt to chance me

i already have a collegeresults post typed up and ready

[cursive hazel]

LMAOOOO

thats what im plugging in too

[misty rune]

Bro.... Nah man

[bitter bolt]

@pastel jetty r u from ny

[fading scaffold]

lol @cursive hazel

[pastel jetty]

nah

[pastel jetty]

new england tho

[fading scaffold]

wait what i literally have a national stem award

whatever

its not usamo tho i guess thats what chatgpt meant

[pastel jetty]

i didnt know what usamo or aime or fma was until i joined this server

[bitter bolt]

ohhhh

[pastel jetty]

tbh i still lowk dont know what they are

[bitter bolt]

We have mutual

[pastel jetty]

he was in a2c

[bitter bolt]

ohghhh

[cursive hazel]

potato man

rural idaho

[sour path]

fml

3 in 10 chance

[bitter bolt]

i’m from rural washington

[cursive hazel]

why is yours so sassy with it

[fading scaffold]

bro chatgpt has feelings now 😭

[misty rune]

Not bad

[bitter bolt]

Collegevine put me at like 18%

[sour path]

i told it to act like furina

from genshin

[cursive hazel]

LMFAOOOOOOO

LMFAOOOOOOO

[fading scaffold]

collegevine put me at 28% i think 😭

[bitter bolt]

My sat is bad

Well not objectively bad

[fading scaffold]

oh my god

[bitter bolt]

But subjectively bad

From mit point of view

[cursive hazel]

thanks chatgpt for the ego boost

🙏

[sour path]

it's just hard with mit

[misty rune]

What is it, you are baiting us

[sour path]

if you're not perfect it's ""bad""

[bitter bolt]

1520

[sour path]

it's brutal applying to mit

1520 is good bro you're chilling

what's your math

[misty rune]

I got in with a 1530, so it is not terrible

[cursive hazel]

W

[bitter bolt]

780 😢😢😢

[cursive hazel]

ok bro.

[bitter bolt]

But i aime qual

[cursive hazel]

💀

ok bro.

[sour path]

yeah you'll be alright

[shut magnet]

thats crazy

[sour path]

twin

[sharp stag]

ur chilling SAT is stupid anyways lmao

[sour path]

multi qual or just once

[pastel jetty]

same

[shut magnet]

tbf i didnt get an 800 either 😭

[pastel jetty]

bruh

i had 1460 why are u saying 1520 is bad for mit

[bitter bolt]

i’m very rural and had to travel a few hours for it so i didn’t bother this year 😭😭😭

[pastel jetty]

1520 is 25th percentile

[misty rune]

its not

[sour path]

i feel u

ngl i wish i didn't take the aime this year

[bitter bolt]

my high school has never had an aime qual before tho

[sour path]

i'm kinda over the way maa is handling the leaks/cheating

[bitter bolt]

I only discovered college app grind junior year

[sharp stag]

i forgot to sign up to amc this year but its senior year anyways

my friends signed up only to skip class

[bitter bolt]

bro LOL

[sour path]

valid

ngl

[bitter bolt]

i’ve done enough work and gotten all 100s to just do no more work for my asian american studies class this year but i’d have to take a B

[sharp stag]

sick LOL

[potent heron]

I applied with a 740 lol

[sour path]

bro i can't wait 17 more hours

[sharp stag]

740 sat is a bit low...

[sterile pebble]

I had 760 e 800m superscore. What percentile is that?

[sour path]

ts (toluenesulfonyl) pmo (phosphorodiamidate morpholino oligomer) fr (francium)

[potent heron]

25th percentile is 780

[sharp stag]

(im joking in misinterpreting that rw + math = 740)

(Bad joke )

[potent heron]

Oh lol

[pastel jetty]

25th percentile math is 780???

[sour path]

yeah

[pastel jetty]

im surprised they deferred me with my 1460

[sour path]

i'm p sure 25th or 50th at caltech is 800 LOL

[short estuary]

Wat

[potent heron]

I think I might be cooked. My entire application is for polisci and I have no stem ecs… but good luck everyone

[sour path]

i just spammed cookie cutter ecs

it might be over for me

!?

[cursive hazel]

never over until its over

although i dont think mit takes humanities people...

[potent heron]

Most of them are double majors

[misty rune]

This is wrong

There is a small, but real group of humanities people at MIT

[cursive hazel]

i am very glad to hear this actually

thank you very much jonathan <3

[potent heron]

Oh that’s good thanks

I liked the scientific approach to social sciences that other schools didn’t have but I wasn’t sure how many people actually majored in humanities

[misty rune]

They also have a quite good econ program, which they consider a humanity

[cursive hazel]

i applied philosophy teehee

@fading scaffold come over here its econ

[misty rune]

Cool!

[sour path]

doom....

[cursive hazel]

HOPE

[misty rune]

HOPE!!!

[cursive hazel]

is jonathan dorminy your real name

[cursive hazel]

YESSSS

[misty rune]

yea

being anonymous on the internet is overrated

[cursive hazel]

LMAO

[fading scaffold]

i love econ

[fading scaffold]

i am glad to hear about this!

[misty rune]

Specifically, I live in a stand your ground and castle doctrine state, and I am in a rural area. Doxxing is not a real threat to my safety

[fading scaffold]

applied to a humanities major + am girl

cooked or cooking

[misty rune]

I'd say cooking

[bitter bolt]

cooked

[potent heron]

I guess there is hope for humanities majors who knows

[cursive hazel]

wooooo! ily jonathan

[flat halo]

applied stem + am asian boy

cooked or cooking

[fading scaffold]

us because you can count the amount of girls in the majors we applied to on two hands

[misty rune]

Note, I am not his Lordship King Petey, so I may be VERY wrong

[cursive hazel]

i need to meet this petey guy at least once in my life

regardless of decision status

[misty rune]

imho, he is the chill bald uncle everyone should have in their lives

[fading scaffold]

THE CENSOR

[misty rune]

Is gone

[cursive hazel]

just like his hair

[misty rune]

You are brave!

[cursive hazel]

i bought a strawberry pie. pi day celebration is happening tomorrow regardless of what happens 🔥

[errant turret]

death doom doom doom

[cursive hazel]

no

hope only

[errant turret]

hope hope hope

im scared

[cursive hazel]

hope hope hope

[errant turret]

i can’t even sleep

I know im getting rejected but the hype built around it

[misty rune]

bruh, why is Mr. Harvard applying to MIT? Man, legacy has really fallen off in importance

[fading scaffold]

are you applying as a transfer

[errant turret]

Yes

i’ve been on the mit portal waiting as if it’s coming out rn

Peak insanity

[misty rune]

You should go outside and look at the moon

[shut magnet]

is it doing its thing rn

[errant turret]

idk if i can see it where i am en

[sudden ibex]

raaaah mit (i didn't apply)

[errant turret]

dooming

[sudden ibex]

the moon is currently doing its eclipsing thing

its like someone took a bite out of it rn

[errant turret]

some sort of relief to the college anxiety

our brains crave comfort and relief

mit called and told me everyone here is in

[cursive hazel]

thanks john

[sour path]

can't even enjoy chess

smoking 2200s and its completely boring

i just want mit to come out

[bitter bolt]

i have to open my mit decision in front of 27 5th graders

[flat halo]

inspire them 😌

by getting accepted 🤩

[bitter bolt]

Shoot for the stars (mit), land on the moon (calfech)

[sweet haven]

Guys is it too late to submit research?

[waxen cloak]

should I load up my chess engine

xd

actually hm I wonder if you'd lose against piece-count

(where we only sum up the value of pieces on the board)

[hidden axle]

Too cloudy here

I can see it but it’s very splotchy

[sudden ibex]

i could see it but its ruined by astigmatism

[hidden axle]

Rip

I also don’t have windows that face the moon so I have to go outside

[sudden ibex]

too cold

[hidden axle]

The issue here is nobody goes outside save for downtown and student housing/frats after like 10pm

I went out back when the auroras were vaguely visible at 2am and the only cars I saw were police patrolling

Zero people

[fresh mirage]

GODDAMMIT

[sharp stag]

mrow

pls admit my friends

@ mit gods

[fresh mirage]

🙏

[wooden stag]

💀💀💀😬

Wild statement

[sterile pebble]

TIM THE BEAVER IS MY GOAT

[sharp stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548929809049452594/1335360960847679558/speed.gif

[hidden axle]

Guys go outside

I think the moon is red

[bitter bolt]

Looking out my window right now and unfortunately in cloudy western washington the moon has been covered :(

[misty rune]

It is, but I found something much worse. My eyes... can't focus on the starts or the moon anymore. They are all double now😭

[bitter bolt]

😭

[fresh mirage]

💀

[sharp stag]

same in cali

😭 😭

gucking clpuds

[sterile pebble]

carti drops in 10 mins

[cursive hazel]

pi day.

godspeed guys

[errant turret]

If I get into MIT I’ll give that girl who likes me a chance 😭

[potent siren]

I forgot

How

[potent siren]

Give her a chance bro. You only have a few months left haha

[vivid tulip]

Pi day pi time!!!

[ebon jacinth]

easy mit admittance in 15h

[errant turret]

Oats it’s been so long

How are you doing

[broken star]

mittens

mit

mitting

mittening

[sudden ibex]

carti drop
or
mit acceptance

[willow shard]

good luck to all

hope u get in

[haughty gyro]

Carti drop obv 🥱

[sterile pebble]

carti didn't drop

[willow shard]

yeah i'm going to do 17 / 6-3

[vivid tulip]

We are eclipsing rn fr fr

[willow shard]

they like ppl who do both

[willow shard]

i think it was a highlight of my app

[errant turret]

This is so cool 😎

New wallpaper 🙂

[cursive hazel]

HOLY SHIT

DID U TAKE THIS

[peak jacinth]

go to SLEEP

there is none

go to bed

[wanton ore]

no i cant lmao

carti needs to drop his shit bro

[cursive hazel]

OH MY GOD NEW COLOR

[sterile pebble]

he messaged Kai saying any second. He said there are 28 songs too. Idk what's going on

[sterile pebble]

TIM IS MY GOAT

[idle pumice]

👀

[tired sparrow]

less than

12 hours

im gonna tweak out

[rocky notch]

tweaking already

[rocky notch]

high y'all haven't spoken here since early action

[rocky notch]

MID

I love that

[idle pumice]

@sage spear

[sterile pebble]

he just dropped

[simple oracle]

Dies irae advenit

Good luck folks!

[sage spear]

What

[bold swallow]

carti dropped yall its a sign

[simple oracle]

I'm guessing nobody got a lot of sleep last night

Or maybe only some people. Someone has to man the social media today

[tulip oriole]

carti dropped

[sweet haven]

Guys help 😭

5 more hours, I go sleep then decisions come

I can't take this

[idle pumice]

almost done

thank you but we are all set and provided for

[sterile pebble]

HAPPY PI DAY PETEY!

[gusty onyx]

happy pi day‼️

[long spruce]

Yay it's finally here

[long spruce]

Really putting in the hours

[warm pelican]

GL to you all!

[limpid walrus]

It will be in my decision vid

[tired sparrow]

wdym 5 more hours

isnt it 10

[sweet haven]

I'm intl and I go to sleep in 5

Decisions gonna be there once I wake up

[tired sparrow]

i mean im intl too but the decisi

OHHHH

i get it

cuz ure going to sleep

[tired sparrow]

thats actually kinda goated

perks(?) of being intl

[sweet haven]

It always hits me like a truck 😭

[tired sparrow]

do u open them immediately after waking ip

[placid prairie]

im done guys 🙏
cooked
tweaked
roasted
deep fried

[sweet haven]

Yes my impatient aah can't wait longer

[tired sparrow]

idt u should do thatttt

dont let it set the tone for the rest of ur day

get ready, get going/moving thennn open it when u get the chance

i did that and it was sm better lol

youll find that its much easier to move on

[sweet haven]

I should prolly do that

I have an exam tmrw and I'll try to wait until after

[tired sparrow]

we pray and hope for the best tho

[tired sparrow]

uessss

[sweet haven]

Yup

[tired sparrow]

best case scenario, post exam gift

worst case scenario, ehh u have other things to do + u finished ur exammmm

[sweet haven]

Worst case scenario I bombed the exam and got rejected from my dream school 😭

[tired sparrow]

u should review for ur testtt good luckkkkkk

[placid prairie]

dude if i get in i cant even have a celebratory dinner bc my braces are on again and i cant chew shit

[tired sparrow]

BYE noo lets not thik of it like that

review for ur exam so that doesnt happennn

[tired sparrow]

do a celebratory dance

[sweet haven]

Thanks ima go do that now

[simple oracle]

What time is it released today?

[tired sparrow]

u go tthis bro

[tired sparrow]

6:28 pm eastern time

iirc

[sweet haven]

Gl for ur decision

[untold cape]

Tau timeeee

[tired sparrow]

u tooooo

[placid prairie]

i hate dancing

[tired sparrow]

aw man :(

[placid prairie]

ill uh celebratory sleep

[tired sparrow]

is there anything at all u can eat

like idk cake

[placid prairie]

idk

[tired sparrow]

maybe take urself out on a date

idd o that

spend more money than u usually do or js go out and chill

[untold cape]

Yes eat some good food 😌

[tired sparrow]

bro js said they cant eat cuz of braces lollllll

i mean chew

wait so how do u eat in this state @placid prairie

non chewable food?

[untold cape]

Ahhh yea I didn’t scroll up

[tired sparrow]

ahahha dwdw

how r we feeling guys

im starting to dissociate, i think thats a good thing

[untold cape]

I’ve prepared myself to get rejected 💀 going out to see a show w my friend at 7 anyways

[tired sparrow]

YAYYY that sounds rlly funn
whats te show abt

[merry stirrup]

yeah underpromise and overdeliver

[untold cape]

We’re watching my friends musical LOL it’s Matilda

[sterile pebble]

I feel like my mind is performing fractional decomposition. I don't know what my A and B values are, but I'm trying to avoid thinking about them.

[tired sparrow]

ooohh sounds funn i hope u enjoy it

lowkey yk smth college apps and specifically decisions made me realize

i should have a life

the more i actuallyy do things the less i overthink decisions

its been soooo helpful

[untold cape]

Yea highkey I’ve stopped caring abt everybtibg else

And just having fun

[tired sparrow]

ive not heard this term before, interesting

but it reminds me of decomposition reactions

[tired sparrow]

LMAOOO lowkey yeah its for thr better to js leave the decision be until it comes

[bold swallow]

im dooming i cannot do ts anymore

[twin sedge]

pi day at tau pm

[untold cape]

Tau

[azure cave]

because its pi day and the time is tau PM est

[untold cape]

That’s so late but I hope so 😭😭😭

[short estuary]

Wait wrong person. B

Mb

[short estuary]

So if my recommender sent in smth yesterday yes yesterday will that be considered?

[normal stag]

I just keep stressing over everything bad about my essays

Lowkey now I think they are really bad

[short estuary]

Bro same I wrote them in September and November so couldn’t change them

[normal stag]

Yeahhhhh like why can't I stop thinking about them 😭

[bold swallow]

same fr theres so much i would change

i forgot to save a lot of my application too 😭

[untold cape]

Whatever’s happened can’t change so I’m just gonna nap this 6

[normal stag]

Comedic interlude from dooming

[sweet haven]

He truly lived up to his name

[fathom crow]

My friend last year got confetti

[fathom crow]

This is like nightmare fuel

[misty badge]

at least i got to see the blood moon, if nothing else :)

[fathom crow]

What do I do today

My 3 due IAs

Or ritual summoning of tim

[tired sparrow]

i highly doubt it would affect ur decision

[tired sparrow]

dont look back at them

theres no point

unless u have other apps to submit

dont go down this rabbit hole

[fathom crow]

I thought mine were good I felt

[tired sparrow]

allow urself to breathe until decisions r out

[fathom crow]

They felt genuine

[tired sparrow]

both!

[tired sparrow]

inshaallah the committee thought so too

[tired sparrow]

i think its a beaver or something

my ea friend got that

[tired sparrow]

thats so weird to think about

like, THEY know our decisions

and he decisions r prolly there on the website right now

just not shown for us

isnt that so curious

[misty badge]

oh yea it's beaver confetti!

[tired sparrow]

thats rlly cute

[fading scaffold]

beaver 🦫

[livid garnet]

I’m so nauseous rn bc of the anxiety

Idk if I’m gonna recover from this rejection

[fading scaffold]

🫂

[placid prairie]

Soft foods

[lavish dock]

it releases in like 6 hours right?

[placid prairie]

So like pasta applesauce pudding

[lavish dock]

good luck everyone, im going to be the one anxious here next year

[livid garnet]

I will remember

I’ll remember when I’m unemployed and in crippling debt

I NEED this free tuition

I can’t live at home any longer

I need to get OUT

[crude flare]

What did they do to the cursor lol

https://mitadmissions.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/cursor.png

[fading scaffold]

wait what is this

it’s so cute

[crude flare]

https://mitadmissions.org/

Open this on desktop

[fading scaffold]

wait that’s so cute i’m sobbing

@cursive hazel

[sterile pebble]

I couldn't agree more

[lone cedar]

ts hopeless what are we even doing

[sour path]

SEEYUHH

[rocky notch]

this was my favorite part of that blog post haha

[sterile pebble]

fwaeh

[crude flare]

Yeah it's really cute

[errant turret]

furryna i will be joining u in ur cardboard box

[sour path]

that's okay there's room for more

[errant turret]

i feel so nervous

death and doom

[distant terrace]

doom

[errant turret]

doom doom doom

[carmine path]

no nervousness on my part because i already know the outcome :D

[distant terrace]

Getting rejected by MIT means I'll get rejected from all my targets and reaches

that is the only logical conclusion

[errant turret]

^^^ what i'm scared of even though logically it makes no sense

Why couldnt it be 6:28 am

WHYYY

[distant terrace]

College admissions are NOT independent events 🗣️ 🔥

the decision of one school affects the decisions of other schools and is an indicator of failure 🗣️ 🔥

[sour path]

this is what im fearing

[errant turret]

speak ur truth

[carmine path]

they're all talking behind my back about how un-diva i am 😔

[errant turret]

on their thing they say character and presonal qualities are their top consideration

[distant terrace]

the MIT admissions officers are emailing every other college I applied to and telling them that they should reject me too 😔

[errant turret]

what does that even mean

[sour path]

it means they're gonna reject me

[distant terrace]

I have no character 🗣️ 🔥

I am a static person

[errant turret]

i can feel it happening the email aura loss

[tranquil coral]

i applied to mit for funsies lmfao

[carmine path]

same lolol

[sudden ibex]

Mit is a reach beyond all reaches
This like saying “i couldnt win the mega millions so ill never get five dollars from a scratcher”

[rocky notch]

least paranoid A2C user 💀

(same)

[errant turret]

where did u get ur likely from :3

[tranquil coral]

washington and lee

[distant terrace]

ooh nice

congratulations!

[errant turret]

oooo nice congrats!

[tranquil coral]

thanks!!

i’m not gonna go though :/

[errant turret]

I applied to mit as a joke too but now its feeling pretty real

[tranquil coral]

yeah same

i’ve only had one rejection 😭🙏surprisingly and i applied to 21

mit will be first real rejection

[carmine path]

congrats on that tho that's pretty cracked

[sour path]

doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

[tranquil coral]

if u don’t count northeastern london as one

[errant turret]

me too but thats only bc all the colleges i applied to BUT one come out later this month

[tranquil coral]

idk if northeastern counts as rejection if they just diverted me to another campus

but that school is goofy af

[misty badge]

one like and ill chug a celsius before opening my decision

[errant turret]

so those rejections will indeed start rolling in!

[distant terrace]

I'm sure my application was a joke to them

[errant turret]

they saw my application and then burned it

[misty badge]

real

too real

no bc how are u gonna get accepted then

[sudden ibex]

Ts online

[distant terrace]

wrapping your car around a tree isn't a good ec, don't do that

[wide grotto]

Record please

[sour path]

i already got rejected i can feel it in my ass 💔

[errant turret]

they scraped it off their memory

[misty badge]

CRAZYY

[errant turret]

with an actual scraper

[misty badge]

i will

where should i drop the vid

[errant turret]

i can feel the rejection in my eyes

it's already there

ive played these games before

[distant terrace]

I'm pondering my crystal ball and I'm getting rejected

ggs guys

[sudden ibex]

Is today tuesday or friday

[errant turret]

the voices told me i got rejected

[distant terrace]

friday

[errant turret]

friday

[carmine path]

piday

[distant terrace]

it's lowkey friday today 😭

[errant turret]

it feels like 3/14 should be a tuesday tho

[sudden ibex]

My sense of time is messed up

[sour path]

it's lowkey not friday

it's like thursday

[errant turret]

i read this as peeday

[carmine path]

it will be peeday for me

[errant turret]

it shall be peeday once that rejection comes in

[misty badge]

guys i bought my friend a tarot deck for her bday last year and it said id get rejected. i got her an oracle deck for this year and it still said id get rejected

[errant turret]

cooked cooked cooked cooked

[carmine path]

wtf sekolah di mana ada prof dari mit 😭 😭

[misty badge]

if the rejection isn't fated i don't know what is

[sudden ibex]

Yield protection

[carmine path]

THATS CRAZY BRO

[errant turret]

Death

and doom

[distant terrace]

doom

[errant turret]

i can feel it approaching

[shut magnet]

why doom when you can have 5 BIG BOOMS

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[timber blaze]

When are decisions out?

[errant turret]

6:28 pm

[distant terrace]

I love that this is your default reaction to this

the 5 big booms

[timber blaze]

Est?

[errant turret]

i believe so

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[sudden ibex]

Everyone needs 5

big booms

[errant turret]

me after rejection

[timber blaze]

Kkk best of luck

[errant turret]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

boom

[sudden ibex]

What about wl

[errant turret]

wl you just disappear from existence

[wide grotto]

Mites

[misty badge]

help ok

[carmine path]

that's genuinely pretty admirable good on him

[sour path]

five big dooms

[wide grotto]

😭😭

[sweet haven]

Bro did you have to say k 3 times specifically 😭

[misty badge]

i did that at the airport last week and got escorted out by tsa

[errant turret]

pi big dooms

[wide grotto]

They are summonsing them here

[errant turret]

if the cracked people are cooked then i must be deep fried and boiled

[distant terrace]

at least the blow of rejection today will be softened by two other rejections (uchicago and uflorida)

[fading scaffold]

pi-ve big dooms

[carmine path]

YES 🔥 🔥

okok

[sudden ibex]

I wonder how many mits at my school this year

[errant turret]

im guessing 0 for mine

[sudden ibex]

Does mit do legacy

[errant turret]

Can mit call me and tell me my rejection

[carmine path]

there hasn't been an MIT admit from my school since God knows when* (??)