#MIT (2024-2025)

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woven wave
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rea kids when they get rejected from their hyps rea

placid prairie
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dude as soon as jan 10 is over im completely locking out of college apps

woven wave
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😍

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brother

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if i get into yale

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i am

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DISSASOCIATNIG

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none of u will ever hear from me except to glaze my glorious institution

placid prairie
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im applying yale rd πŸ—£οΈ

woven wave
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good luck

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caltech rea is mid anyways

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yale is a better school

placid prairie
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yeah i can confirm

woven wave
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mid school

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not even hypsm

placid prairie
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why did i just read the p in hypsm as portland

outer mountain
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Wait how many of yg made a maker portfolio

woven wave
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uh

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i have no intention of making one

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i aint no liong ma

placid prairie
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me neither

outer mountain
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Oh

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Does it significantly impact your chances at admission?

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I also didn’t make one

woven wave
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i mean

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probably not

outer mountain
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Ok that’s reassuring

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Kinda

stray plume
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i wouldnt make one unless you legitimately have something to show

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imagine being an AO and getting a makers portfolio that is just some kids stick figure

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i would just be disappointed they wasted $10

wise glacier
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you think they'll accept me?

placid prairie
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it showcases high architectural talent

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i think they will accept you

amber dragon
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!mit

full lynx
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Sigma sigma boy sigma boy

rocky notch
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every day approaches closer to tuesday december 17th and my soul grows a little bit more weary

rocky notch
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I submitted all my apps in october after working on them during the summer (including regular decision for yale, cornell, and northwestern)

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I thought that with all my college apps finished I would be able to relax

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but I kept coming back to a2c day after day

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checking the subreddit and discord

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it will never end until the decision day comes

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never

placid prairie
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Oh

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Well I’m still locking out because IM DONE

simple oracle
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!mit

knotty geyserBOT
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MIT EA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734478080:F> in your local time
2 days, 12 minutes and 4 seconds until the decision date

full lynx
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It's only 2 days away!

placid prairie
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wow mit! just 2 days away!

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(please tell me someone gets the reference)

heady trench
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can we see our application after submitting?

outer mountain
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No

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At least for EA, I’m assuming RD’s the same

heady trench
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like a PDF or sum

outer mountain
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None unfortunately

placid prairie
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Real

full lynx
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Applicants server is crazy

livid garnet
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less than two days

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i fear you may have been lied to

sharp stag
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that sounds elitist asf whaa

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we already have a channel here whats the point

full lynx
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huh

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elitist??????

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how is that the takeaway

livid garnet
sharp stag
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but whyy??

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so everyone can have a whole decision opening party?

full lynx
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circlejerk

sharp stag
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fr

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wtf thats so toxic

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😭

full lynx
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1000000000

sharp stag
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yes

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i dont know the sequence but theres a 50% chance i get it correct

pale sierra
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2

full lynx
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yes

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my answer is yes -> choose N

pale sierra
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but its just a theory

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a game theory

stray plume
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my answer is yes

pale sierra
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my answer is no bc im a negative ned rn

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hold on let me ask chat got

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gpt

full lynx
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furina i got a question

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instead of asking what n or k

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why dont we ask why the prisoner escaped?

pale sierra
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where did you find this freakyina

full lynx
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what did the prisoner do to be imprisoned

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why is the detective a detective?

pale sierra
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i love the chinese remainder theorem

true star
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check from infinity and go down

pale sierra
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of course

sharp stag
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no because she just chooses an infinitely large number, so the detective has to spend an infinite amount of time to find her, meaning that he never finds her

placid prairie
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caltehc my #1 opp

true star
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oh i misread

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lol

sharp stag
pale sierra
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erm i'd just catch the prisoner

true star
pale sierra
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acting as if i'd let the prisoner just jump past me

sharp stag
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10000000000000000000000000000... is an integer

pale sierra
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same πŸ˜”

pale sierra
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why does thus feel like a coding com pproblem

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whos doing usaco

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guys apply to mit and get in

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please and thanks

full lynx
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u got in?????

pale sierra
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can i have a hint pls

sharp stag
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no, the sequence has to cover every integer, which doesnt increase fast enough to catch up to her?

pale sierra
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oh shit its a number line

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πŸ’”

sharp stag
pale sierra
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no thanks

true star
sharp stag
pale sierra
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damn

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smarty pants

true star
stray plume
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LMFAO

pale sierra
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same uh

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i just hawk uh tuh ah

true star
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bad problem

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downvoted

pale sierra
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real

sharp stag
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yeah it makes sense that im wrong

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hmms

pale sierra
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can we all just do communications

sharp stag
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you should solve one of envys coding problems

pale sierra
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i got rejected from mcdonalds last year πŸ’”

shy girder
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LOL

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Get better jeni

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Loser jeni

pale sierra
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ghosted by a spa

shy girder
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🀣🀣🀣

pale sierra
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i dont need an algorithm i'll catch that prisoner

shy girder
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What prisoner problem

pale sierra
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i feel like ive seen a question worded really similarly to this one before

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i have no idea where to go tho

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πŸ˜”

shy girder
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Where

pale sierra
shy girder
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Where is that

fallow cliff
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did anyone here do their interview yet for MIT

pale sierra
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up there

shy girder
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TLDR?

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I did

fallow cliff
# stray plume ya

do the interviewers read your application to get a sense of who you are before you attend or do they all just ask the same questions

shy girder
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Ive been off tiktok for a month

true star
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err give constraints on n and k so i can set a proper upper bound on infinity

shy girder
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Yay!

stray plume
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they dont know anything about you besides contact info pretty much

fallow cliff
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is there an option to not do an interview cuz id rather not

stray plume
fallow cliff
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poop

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😣

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was it stressful

stray plume
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well

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not really except that my house blacked out in the middle of the interview

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it is really like a conversation though

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if you legitimately care about mit you should be able to answer every question honestly

fallow cliff
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did u do research abt mit before u went to the interview cuz i lwky dont know much abt it

stray plume
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like "how did you learn about mit"

stray plume
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"why are you a good fit for mit"

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"why is mit a good fit for you"

shy girder
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Lol

stray plume
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my interviewer did

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and about the motto

shy girder
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I dont think my interview knew the motto πŸ’€

stray plume
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i yapped

shy girder
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The banana lounge is goated i got so many bananas there

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They were really ripe too it was yummers

stray plume
shy girder
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Wait so furina what is the question asking

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I didn't read ❀️

stray plume
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you dont wanna interview and you dont know much about mit

fallow cliff
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how long after u sent out the application did you get the interview

stray plume
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why do you want to go 😭

fallow cliff
stray plume
shy girder
stray plume
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a lot easier to get into than MIT

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holy bit shitcoin at 105k

shy girder
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Yay my dads making money

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🀯

fallow cliff
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pls dont tell me that theres another reason why ur attending MIT except for the fact that theyre the best in the US for a bunch of STEM majors and have so many resources

stray plume
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i submitted about 2 days after mit application opened and i got my interview mid-late october

fallow cliff
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enlighten me 😭

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i didnt know people like u existed

stray plume
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im an applicant, not an attendee tho btw

fallow cliff
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arent the school cultures basically the same

stray plume
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i cant think of many others with the hacking culture

fallow cliff
stray plume
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or pirate certificates

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or banana lounges

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infinite corridors

waxen cloak
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hm I don't think so

stray plume
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underwear surveys

shy girder
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4 laps is nothing tho

fallow cliff
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huh

stray plume
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i think mit is a bit special in the ways that matter to me

shy girder
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I think its possible!

stray plume
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if it werent for those aspects it wouldnt be any different to me than caltech or stanford or whatever

fallow cliff
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if you want culture you can go to a bunch of other schools that are easier to get into

stray plume
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cold scroll up and read what i said

shy girder
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What does this mean yawn

stray plume
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😭

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no other schools really have all of that

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and its not just that stuff either

shy girder
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TLDR question

stray plume
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its the way that the faculty clearly encourage this kind of goofery

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like the hacks there arent really shut down

waxen cloak
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We do you have a proof

stray plume
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if the faculty were losers they wouldnt have a hacking culture

shy girder
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Whats ur sat reading again buster

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🀣

stray plume
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i only really see that with caltech but thats even harder to get into

shy girder
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Higher than urs haha

waxen cloak
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furina what's yours

shy girder
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780 because shes a BUM

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!!!!!!

waxen cloak
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imagine having the same reading

shy girder
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Exactly you understand me

waxen cloak
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as a fucking CS major

shy girder
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TLDR now

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NOW

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RIGHT NOW

waxen cloak
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smh

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I'd be disappointed

shy girder
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🀬

fallow cliff
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i have an 810 in reading so πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

shy girder
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Wait so do I need to write out a sequence

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Whats n and whats k and whats t again

fallow cliff
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@stray plume did u apply EA?

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wait

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nv

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mofc u did

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i just asked

stray plume
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😭

fallow cliff
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if u had an interview

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sorry

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😭

stray plume
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ur good

shy girder
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❀️

fallow cliff
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good luck on tuesdayu

shy girder
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Ohio

sharp stag
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is this correct

shy girder
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Ohio ohio ohio!! Ohio ohio ohio...

sharp stag
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mb lemme explain

a+bt is the movement of prisoner
t is time
x = x_t (where x_1, ... is the sequence)

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my thought process is so broken

waxen cloak
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like is the cardinality of the two sets the same

fallow cliff
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there isnt an option on the application to not do an interview right

waxen cloak
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I think it is

shy girder
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Did you write the question yourself @sour path

waxen cloak
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maybe

shy girder
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Wait let me actually read it...

fallow cliff
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poop

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i live in a very big city so im probs cooked

sharp stag
stray plume
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shit yuorself

waxen cloak
pale sierra
sharp stag
waxen cloak
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smh

sharp stag
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wait i already gave an answer

pale sierra
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sorry im communications major

fallow cliff
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did u do a mock interview with chatgpt or smth (is that a valid strat)

waxen cloak
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best USACO camper

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moment

pale sierra
waxen cloak
simple oracle
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what the nerd hell is going on here

waxen cloak
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kinda how you can't represent all real numbers using set of integers

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but idk

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I didn't study math hteory well enough

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I'll have to ask a professor about this if I actually needed an answer

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I'm also ass pulling

shy girder
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Wait so at day zero

pale sierra
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wait so if the dectective checks a spot and the guy isn't there and the dectective checks another is the guy allowed to go where the dectective was before he chose another spot

shy girder
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Why dont u guess n1 + k1 * 1

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Day 2 guess n2 + k2 * 2

simple oracle
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no, I'm on my way to volleyball... I just checked here because I've been lookin periodically

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what is this a proof by induction?

sharp stag
shy girder
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And then at day 3 u do n1k1*3 and then day 4 n2k2 * 4 and day 5 n3k3 * 5

waxen cloak
waxen cloak
shy girder
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So htne you continue like that

waxen cloak
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I'm actually bad

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this doesn't involve set theory

shy girder
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And ur adding more pairs and using more days

sharp stag
shy girder
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So then each pair gets tested like inf many times

waxen cloak
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fun fact did you know that |Z| = |Q|

sharp stag
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is it wacker than my random variables 😭

sharp stag
waxen cloak
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basically

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there's the same number of rational numbers as there are integers

sharp stag
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because theres an integer in numerator

waxen cloak
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nah

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it's like

sharp stag
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and integer ind enominator

waxen cloak
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cooked

sharp stag
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oh wait i forgot you can simplify fractions

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πŸ’€

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i guess that could be true then

waxen cloak
long spruce
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Showed up too late to solve the math problem noooo

waxen cloak
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I do not understand wtf they're doing here

long spruce
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I love cantor's diagonalization argument so much

waxen cloak
shy girder
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What the freak can we stop talking about math

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πŸ’”

sharp stag
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help i dont actually know math 😭 im just a fraudster

waxen cloak
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newmann >>>> everyone else

shy girder
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Tjey are doing too much..

waxen cloak
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and like

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no one can disagree

shy girder
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Why

waxen cloak
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any cs kid here

shy girder
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I did the question 🀬

fallow cliff
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can the detective guess until he catches the prisoner

waxen cloak
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@sharp stag wait have you seen johnson's algorithm before

shy girder
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What more do you want

true star
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mit applicants doing mit activities

shy girder
shy girder
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Im normal

waxen cloak
shy girder
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πŸ‘…

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Um

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πŸ€“?

waxen cloak
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basically how to do dijkstra's with negative edge weight

shy girder
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Ok

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Dies

sharp stag
shy girder
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🀯

true star
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if you place infinite monkeys infront of a typewriter eventually theyll write a whole shakespeare book

shy girder
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C-c-c-omputer science

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Ur a monkey

waxen cloak
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no

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he's a furry

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you're in the fucking MIT chat

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wtf do you expect bro

shy girder
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HE?!?!?!?

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Furina is a guy

waxen cloak
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what

sharp stag
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what

waxen cloak
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was that you

shy girder
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????!?

shy girder
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Gahahahahahahahaa

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Point and laugh

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Point and laugh

copper scroll
sharp stag
shy girder
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What do you mean

simple oracle
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what's the M/F ratio at MIT undergrad? like 70/30?

sharp stag
shy girder
simple oracle
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blink_blink

shy girder
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REALLY

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5'10 pipsqueak

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πŸ˜‚

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Wtf

waxen cloak
shy girder
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Youll vc jeni but you wont play anagrams w me

waxen cloak
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dw furina

shy girder
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?????

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πŸ’”

waxen cloak
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you can always be a short queen

simple oracle
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that's so jade coded

waxen cloak
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wait it doesn't matter for girls

shy girder
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Wow

simple oracle
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tiny person

shy girder
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She's creative

simple oracle
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vibes

digital pulsar
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fine you cock

shy girder
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Whats petco

digital pulsar
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just move up by triangle numbers

shy girder
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🀬

digital pulsar
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1, 3, 6, 10, so forth

pale sierra
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do you just go

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diagonal

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dig onally

simple oracle
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to diagon ally

digital pulsar
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of course not

pale sierra
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fuck

digital pulsar
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just make the k big enough and the guard is fucked

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that's what im saying

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i know it's not going to work

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you asked me to solve it

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you never asked me to do it correctly

waxen cloak
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we literally have a proof above

digital pulsar
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YOU HARLOT

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MATH IS NOT MY THING

waxen cloak
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is this number statistically significant

waxen cloak
digital pulsar
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you drippy, filthy, malodorous harlot your stench fills a room with noxious and nearly visible stench

pale sierra
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oil monkeylick

digital pulsar
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you smell like a classroom after middle schoolers have just left

waxen cloak
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do it then

pale sierra
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z value

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sigma

waxen cloak
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uh how would you do a p value on this

digital pulsar
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THATS A LIE

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my eyes bleed when i smell you

pale sierra
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I love Tuesdays!

waxen cloak
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I'm taking stats rn

shy girder
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Who the freak is envy another kid just popped into the secret club

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Sigh

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Nerd talk

digital pulsar
shy girder
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Ew

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R is an abomination

digital pulsar
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yes?

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im on 3

shy girder
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Its so tedious

pale sierra
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how do you check

shy girder
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For what

pale sierra
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warned 0 times Sunglasses1

digital pulsar
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that was your influence

shy girder
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The importing packages stuff is so annoying

digital pulsar
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bro i cant even imagine stepping into your room probably smells like a fish shop mixed with camphor

shy girder
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Yeah im not

shy girder
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CS 🀒

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No furina is stinky enough

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πŸ’”

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Ok

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Dies again

waxen cloak
shy girder
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Was it about abgs

pale sierra
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abg!

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abg!

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no

shy girder
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Shes 100% an abg

pale sierra
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yea

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im just freaky

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if i grew up in cal

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i think i will abgify

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a freak

simple oracle
shy girder
pale sierra
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st. naford

digital pulsar
pale sierra
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seaside seaside

simple oracle
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sure, let's go with that instead of dude

digital pulsar
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its not girl and dude

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its girl and boy

pale sierra
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abgs in boston

digital pulsar
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applying 2 chinese? ill definitely be doing that at some point

pale sierra
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keshiiiiii

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bobaaaaaaa

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i will dye my ahir

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abg starter pack

shy girder
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Balayage

digital pulsar
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yessss

shy girder
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😍

pale sierra
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HELL YEA

shy girder
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Jeni I thought you were going to end up in California

pale sierra
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california isnt real

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dont spread conspiracies

shy girder
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OH

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My bad

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Sorry

digital pulsar
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i do run! my stamina needs work

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i try and run every day

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i can smell you like 12 states away, ill be able to stop you before it happens

pale sierra
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bubble bath next

digital pulsar
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i really love this bit that furina smells bad

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its so fun

hidden axle
# digital pulsar

My brother in A2C I did not realize we had warned you this many times already

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Ur cooked

digital pulsar
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i didnt know if i could contest it

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like the natural progression of the conversation led to me asking which school

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no pressure at all

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but then delete and warn

pale sierra
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πŸ˜”

digital pulsar
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i can see why the third one is valid and the second one was definitely valid

stray plume
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i just got warned earlier bc i said 'meow' and 'boioioing' in vc

shy girder
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Skill issue

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Be a good samaritan

stray plume
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i feel like i should have gotten a verbal warning or smth first

shy girder
stray plume
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πŸ˜‚

digital pulsar
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im not too afraid of these warns hurting me because its kind of expected for them to make no sense

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yes i dont get verbal warnings either except for warn 2

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warn 2 was totally fair

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its a weird weird system

hidden axle
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Fqngz was on like 10 before our recent final decision

stray plume
pale sierra
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10 warns cursedmoon

stray plume
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i should just block the bot πŸ”₯

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oh yeah me too

hidden axle
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James has like 4 warns and he’s a mod now

stray plume
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put something fun in there

hidden axle
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But tbf his are old

pale sierra
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if you block the bot then you get no warns!

stray plume
hidden axle
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No

digital pulsar
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it makes me really sad when funny people get banned

pale sierra
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πŸ˜”

digital pulsar
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like fqngz and bingbong

pale sierra
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rip

digital pulsar
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well i havent done anything to cause genuine issues

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so im not super worried

pale sierra
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paninis

hidden axle
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Those stay private for mods

stray plume
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i wanna know what my note says

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i hope its just "annoying white girl"

hidden axle
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This is one active person who is not in this thread

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Sometimes we all need friendly reminders

stray plume
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can i know what mine is πŸ˜—

hidden axle
stray plume
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whaat

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not even boioioing

hidden axle
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We don’t write them on everyone other than verified people as backup

stray plume
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dang noooo

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guess that means i need to get more out of pocket

hidden axle
pale sierra
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you play bass

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or do you have a oet bass gish

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fish

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based

hidden axle
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Also no notes

pale sierra
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i'll fish one for youa2chad

main mica
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😈

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hello!!

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try and find out

pale sierra
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po

main mica
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btw they dont wokr if ive been in a channel for the past 5 minutes

pale sierra
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plhoo

main mica
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😭

pale sierra
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hoo

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lurk

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become green

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greened

main mica
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try it in a diff channel

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❣️

pale sierra
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the only green you'll see

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πŸ’”

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ive got 5 primos

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im making it big oneday

true star
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how much real life spendings?

main mica
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nope 😭

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wait where did you send

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oh yeah i dont have those

pale sierra
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phloooooooo p

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wait they have one

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where

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where can i join

rare sail
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we do NOT have a furry roleplay channel .

main mica
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what furry roleplay channel

rare sail
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the rumors you've heard are WRONG

main mica
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what the sigma

rare sail
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What the fork

pale sierra
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INVITE??

placid prairie
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What

pale sierra
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PLEASE

placid prairie
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Oh

pale sierra
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LEMT ME IN

placid prairie
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😭😭😭

pale sierra
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PLEASE

main mica
pale sierra
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PLEASE

main mica
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what it looks like

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😰

placid prairie
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Average MIT applicant

pale sierra
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I SUPPORT

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JUST LET ME IN

rare sail
pale sierra
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PLEASE

fallow cliff
pale sierra
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let in please

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how many supplementals do i have to write

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πŸ’”

normal stag
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yo we should make a playlist to listen to when decisions come out

proven reef
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being human

brisk spade
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No, bc what if she chooses like nβ€”> infinity? Like is there a cap on what n can be? Assuming the detective knows what n is, he can just check n+1, n+4, n+9 …

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Ok

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Let me think more

untold drift
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!mit

brisk spade
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No I think it works for all k as long as you know n

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But we don’t know n that’s the problem

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Bruh

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I mean I guess if you had infinite time you can back-calculate for every combination of n and k based on what day it is but that just sounds stupid

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Well is that how u do it

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Literally can’t think of anything else

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Idk this one might be a skill issue on my part

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Wait a second

brisk spade
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Yea still have no idea unfortunately

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I know you don’t have to check EVERY combination since setting k=x and n=y on a plane gives you a line for each guess but idk what to do from there

broken badge
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!mit

simple oracle
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!mit

knotty geyserBOT
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coarse parrot
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!mit

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!cooked

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nocturne sable
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!mit

livid garnet
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!mit

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One day and ten hours

nocturne sable
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!mit

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wait sorry

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lol, u correct

rocky notch
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replying to this so I can try to solve it later

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also

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!cooked

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rocky notch
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I needed that today

long spruce
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!cooked

knotty geyserBOT
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hearty jackal
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!cooked

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proven reef
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!cooked

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nocturne sable
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!cooked

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rocky notch
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I'm on a good track

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I have sequences developed for catching the prisoner for k=0, k=1, and k=2

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now I'm attempting to combine them into one sequence depending on n and k

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||for any k or n the prisoner chooses the function d(t) = (k+1)t + n % (k+1) will have a 100% chance of catching the prisoner eventually||

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||however I'm unsure how to turn this into a general function regardless of k and n||

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||in fact I'm not even sure it's possible given that n could be literally any number||

fresh mirage
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||the case with n=0 is trivial-- just keep checking T^2.
with n>0 it becomes a lot harder--some thoughts:

  • p(T) is a linear function n+kT
  • the detective's position must be superlinear bc otherwise it's possible the prisoner would "escape" the detective with a sufficiently large n and k.
  • the detective's position function d(T) must intersect the prisoner's position function p(T) at an integer value of T
    im not entirely sure if its possible to find n and k in all cases||
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yall spoiler ur solutions 😭

rocky notch
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oh mb

fresh mirage
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i found a trivial solution for n=0

idle pumice
fresh mirage
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||nvm, if k can be negative, we'd just do (for n=0):

  • x is odd, d(T) = x*(x+1/2)
  • x is even, d(T) = -x*x/2||
fresh mirage
pale sierra
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diagonal theorem

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i love that one

fresh mirage
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yeah n=0 is just straight diagonalization

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n>0 is more complicated but probably involes diagonalization

pale sierra
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i should've invested in bitcoin instead kf shitting around in 2014noooo

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all those iron swords aren't making me a millionaire

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i remeber the diagonal theorem

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wuth that stupid pokemon video

fresh mirage
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||its still diagonalization you just keep flipping back and forth||

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i might be dumb

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i accounted for this, ||the diagonalization grows by a quadratic factor||

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keep in mind this is only for n=0 im still stuck on n != 0

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but yeah if you know n, k is trivial

rocky notch
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might be going the wrong direction but uhh if g(x) is the integral from n to x of n+kt it always results in catching the prisoner

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but once again the problem is that it's supposed to be universal no matter the k or n

fresh mirage
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integral would always be kx^2/2 no?

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so we're not anywhere new

rocky notch
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oh wait yeah

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and if n=0 then the nx doesn't matter

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yeah ur right it's the same old thing

cursive hazel
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!mit

stray plume
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You nerds

simple oracle
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!mite

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!mit

knotty geyserBOT
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MIT EA Decision Date

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simple oracle
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I think everyone knows what an REU is. Just be specific to the math part

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yeah, the publication and professor will carry plenty of weight. Save your words

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/characters

stark estuary
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sounds good, thank you!

long spruce
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Getting incredibly sick the day before decisions is not what I needed

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Guess it gives me an excuse not to check tomorrow

long spruce
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We'll get through it πŸ™

livid garnet
sudden dome
livid garnet
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for goddamn physics

fresh mirage
sharp stag
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a speech class

livid garnet
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they need to know that im not cheating my way through everything

cursive hazel
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mit mit mit mit mit

full lynx
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Yurrrrrrr

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We excited

full lynx
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Are we gonna get two Ws or only one

simple oracle
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!mit

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MIT EA Decision Date

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coarse parrot
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!mit

simple oracle
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!mit

knotty geyserBOT
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MIT EA Decision Date

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rocky notch
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!mit

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!cooked

knotty geyserBOT
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It’s so over…

@rocky notch is absolutely doomed.
@rocky notch feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@rocky notch is truly A2Cooked.

long spruce
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On the bright side

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With my rejection letter I could make an updated rejection simulator website

rocky notch
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thanks for reminding me I have to practice that

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getting rejected I mean

long spruce
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Yes very useful

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Helps to desensitize

amber dragon
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!mit

livid garnet
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!mit

amber dragon
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yall ready tomorrow the big day

pale sierra
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good luck guys hope to see you people in the celebration channel tomorrow

amber dragon
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πŸ™

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lets be positive

shy girder
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Chrck out chad rejects instead πŸ™

untold cape
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Yeah be positive

pale sierra
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bros being a negative ned on this fine day

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start dooming

shy girder
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Its negativr nancy

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😈

proven reef
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nedcy

pale sierra
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one negative nancy please β˜οΈπŸ€“

shy girder
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❀️

amber dragon
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do u all think there will be more ea applicants for this cycle than last

pale sierra
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i heard vandy is talking all the ea applicants

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from a little birdy

amber dragon
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ic

brisk spade
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help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me pls let me in I dont wanna go to RD 😭

rocky notch
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at least reject me now instead of waiting until march

pale sierra
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they're playing hard to get

brisk spade
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yea they should pull a stanford

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just not defer anyone

amber dragon
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mit defers hella

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so the suspense remains

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for most

long spruce
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Yeah it's insane

amber dragon
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and isnt the acceptance rate after defer like 2.5%

long spruce
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I'm not complaining though

long spruce
rocky notch
pale sierra
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a second chance is still a chance

amber dragon
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ya i guess

rocky notch
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that's true

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still a second read

amber dragon
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do they have a form for them or

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do people just email a LOCI

rocky notch
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but with all the suspense I can't 😭

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they have the FUN form

long spruce
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Yeah they have a FUN form

rocky notch
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february updates and notes

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very fun

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(if you passed midterms)

shy girder
pale sierra
shy girder
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Rejected so many cracked people

long spruce
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This is so true

shy girder
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Theyre gonna regret it lol

pale sierra
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what is stanford doing πŸ˜”

shy girder
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Only kids ik that got it were

long spruce
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After seeing everyone I knew get rejected rea I knew I was cooked for the big M

shy girder
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Policy

brisk spade
shy girder
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Yeah one of my friends had intl research + awards

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Got rejected

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πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

proven reef
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i know a guy who got in cs

shy girder
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They're throwing

pale sierra
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its insane

shy girder
proven reef
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mhm

amber dragon
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i know 2 that got in

shy girder
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Asian male for stanford is so cooked tho

shy girder
pale sierra
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i know a guy who was really cracked for our region and was rejected noooo

shy girder
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Thays insnae

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What did he do

long spruce
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I mean they can't consider race

pale sierra
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does stanny admit by major

amber dragon
proven reef
pale sierra
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damn

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like imo qualifier?

proven reef
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nah i think he just did decently well on aime

shy girder
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Wtf 😭

amber dragon
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lol

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imo is absolutely insane

shy girder
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He prob had crazy lors and essays too

pale sierra
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just a dice roll

brisk spade
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plinko simulator

pale sierra
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harvard wouldn't do this to you jeni

shy girder
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All my cracked friends got deferred

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Ppl say this yr is a good yr, it rly isnt

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If Olympiad kids aren't getting into Harvard I rly dk

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😭😭😭

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Its over

pale sierra
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fuck

amber dragon
shy girder
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Yeah my achievements are so mid for my region

amber dragon
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tons of usamo quals get rejected from stanford harvard etc

shy girder
pale sierra
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at some point thats stats just get so good it becomes a dice roll noooo

amber dragon
amber dragon
brisk spade
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"But they have it backwards. In fact, this story should be incredibly encouraging for most students. It should be liberating. Why? Because over a thousand other students were admitted to MIT that year, and none of them built a nuclear reactor!"

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ECs πŸ’€

pale sierra
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yup

fallow flower
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Whoever got into MIT, congrats 😭

shy girder
pale sierra
fallow flower
pale sierra
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yup

amber dragon
shy girder
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250 a yr

pale sierra
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mit only has ea

amber dragon
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ya

fallow flower
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OH

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NVMM

amber dragon
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but around 150 -175apply in each cycle

fallow flower
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Mb what I meant to say was good luck πŸ‘

coarse parrot
amber dragon
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ya usaom alone doesnt

coarse parrot
amber dragon
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they wanna see u doing other thing salso prolly

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and impact

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how much do LORs matter for mit

pale sierra
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they want a bunch man

amber dragon
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how many ppl submit a research supplement to mit?

brisk spade
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me

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!

shy girder
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Idk most of my friends did tho

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I did as well

brisk spade
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research supp boutta carry my whole app

amber dragon
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ic

pale sierra
shy girder
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A lot of ppl do maker tho

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Maker portfolio

amber dragon
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i mean thats basically most awards and even science fairs

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it still shows u've done something outside of class

pale sierra
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hypm

coarse parrot
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its all like holistic and there isnt a formula

amber dragon
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ya its unpredictable

coarse parrot
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but if something is extremly good or bad that will make more of a diff

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like for MIT being on a FRC team is quite normal so that wont matter as much compared to other schools

brisk spade
pale sierra
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yea it feels so random sometimes

brisk spade
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have research just didnt bother with competitions πŸ’€

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same

pale sierra
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which conferences

ashen zenith
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chance: usamo + mop + state research winner!!

pale sierra
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its just all random

amber dragon
coarse parrot
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you arnt admitted by a roll of dice

shy girder
coarse parrot
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but it certainly seems like that

copper scroll
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im so scared cursedmoon

shy girder
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Wait ru a jr or sr

pale sierra
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you guys got it

wicked pond
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Bro I never even heard of olypiads or usamo until I start applying to college 😭 we don't have them down here πŸ’€

copper scroll
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am i stupid? whats mop

ashen zenith
coarse parrot
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if you are a good person and have geniunly done cool stuff you should be good

shy girder
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😭

ashen zenith
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but im sr

ashen zenith
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my tag is wrong

amber dragon
shy girder
coarse parrot
ashen zenith
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yes

shy girder
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Ru a mopper too...

pale sierra
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i only did science olympiad lol

amber dragon
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nah im not that good with proofs rip

ashen zenith
shy girder
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Usamo?

copper scroll
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ty

amber dragon
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ye

shy girder
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Im so bad at math lol

wicked pond
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Like we got fbla lol. We don't even have any science or math comps here

shy girder
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Its over

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I just grinded research

coarse parrot
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yeah my school dont got any olymipads too

shy girder
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No olympiad :(

amber dragon
shy girder
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I did competition research tho so

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Hopefully i have an ok chance

wicked pond
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Omg I was so worried about this but I feel a bit better knowing it's not just me

shy girder
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Ik im getting deferred prib tho

pale sierra
shy girder
ashen zenith
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whats the isef -> mit pipeline like?

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never made isef

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LOL

wicked pond
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Bro plus we don't have any research schools nearby so no research for me 😭

pale sierra
amber dragon
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nah isef is hella good

ashen zenith
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i think isef is like 2k ppl right?

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around the wrold

shy girder
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A couple hundred winners

ashen zenith
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any oly camp to mit pipeline

brisk spade
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bro what ISEF why is everyone here insanely cracked

shy girder
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A lot go to Stanford, Harvard

amber dragon
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international science engineering fair

ashen zenith
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there's so much shade going on with isef state level comps

pale sierra
copper scroll
ashen zenith
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none of the projects that advanced were the "best" imo

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it seems v random

shy girder
ashen zenith
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one year a kid got first place in 10th grade

pale sierra
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bros published to conferences in high schoolcursedmoon

ashen zenith
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another year the same kid got 3rd in 11th

wicked pond
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Does you're school have to sponsor these events for you to go? Like could you got to any of these by yourself?

ashen zenith
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like BRUH what

pale sierra
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what was your research topic on

shy girder
amber dragon
shy girder
ashen zenith
shy girder
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Not trynna dozz

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Doxx

shy girder
ashen zenith
pale sierra
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this

shy girder
amber dragon
ashen zenith
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its like to advance its not just about having a good project

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everyone has a good project in the finals

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so idk how they are judging

rustic elk
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about 24 hours

ashen zenith
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a lot of luck

rustic elk
ashen zenith
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involved

shy girder
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So it standardizes

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And nothijgs "unfair"

brisk spade
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yall are actually insane

ashen zenith
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but i still do believe isef is insanely cooked

shy girder
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Wait electric what state ru

ashen zenith
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as a compeition

pale sierra
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bio related research accepted by conferences in hs bros cooking a 10 course meal atp

shy girder
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As in were fucked

ashen zenith
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cooked as in v manipulatable

copper scroll
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wtf i feel like i didnt do anything in hs compared to everyone cursedmoon

brisk spade
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bro if ur isef ur not cooked

copper scroll
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😭

ashen zenith
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like a cheater could easily quali for isef

brisk spade
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Im cooked

wicked pond
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Brot he more I hang around these threads the more I feel like I'm not MIT material. Like yall are crazy bro

brisk spade
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0 awards just research

pale sierra
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RESEARCH

ashen zenith
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isef is cooked i mean it being quite unfair, luck based, and many ppl just buy research

pale sierra
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real same

amber dragon
copper scroll
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im in a competitive region but i didnt know anything existed until last year

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😭

brisk spade
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ssp starting to fall off ngl

wicked pond
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I'm honestly just hoping my essays and hooks clutch me an acceptance