Harvard University (2024-2025)

[misty remnant]

bro it was so weird

but not like

bad.

💀

im confused

no bc he was acc p self depricating

but !?!?! also he was like ya im glad there was no fast food on campus

hes SUCH a nut

it cannot be that srs

no alc, no fast food

idk bc when i asked him ab being a prof he was like "ohh u wanna do phds" or smth like no??

anyways tldr weird asf but it could'be been worse

[gleaming coral]

Hmmm

So rate it out of ten

[misty remnant]

like idk a 6?!?!?! or smth mid but not horrible idk

[gleaming coral]

Will u get into Tufts now

[misty remnant]

he didnt match what i thought he'd be like

mid but

[gleaming coral]

Where is Tufts btw

Is in NY?

Maybe idk

[misty remnant]

bro he js told me they prolly wouldnt even look @ the reports lmfao

near boston

💀

bro he was like i wish i applied 2 every ivy

😭

or smth

[gleaming coral]

Boston isn't big enough for all these schools

[misty remnant]

lmfao

idk

he was so weird

but not horible

[gleaming coral]

What

[misty remnant]

see my yale #1 guy and georgetown interview asked me all ab my race but he surprisingly did not

[gleaming coral]

He was just complaining Abt his own admissions process what

[misty remnant]

out of the 3 white guys i've had he lowk the best one (but like. not great)

[misty remnant]

I DONT KNOW

he cares sm ab the name

💀

tbf he went to duke law

so ya

[gleaming coral]

Eait

But I thought he liked tufts

And worshipped it

[misty remnant]

i dont know 💀

im confused myself

[gleaming coral]

Tbh

[misty remnant]

idk

[gleaming coral]

Ive never heard of Tufts until this server

[misty remnant]

he wasnt bad tho idk

[gleaming coral]

White guys what

[misty remnant]

it was weird

white guy interviewers

💀

i had a weird yale one, boringg middlebury one

he surprisingly best white guy but thats not saying much

anyways

!

harvard on monday idk

[gleaming coral]

Whose the person who bad the hot Yale interviewer

Thought it was u

[gleaming coral]

Gl!

[misty remnant]

yes

no i had 2 yale

cus the first one was wack

so my ao very generously gave me a senior one

and senior guy was hot

[gleaming coral]

My god

Ask him out already

[misty remnant]

what

i cant he didnt gimme his email dawg

[gleaming coral]

U have his linkin

Dm

[ornate sierra]

any harvard interview advice?

what questions threw you off

or any non-standard questions at all

[wet owl]

they asked me everything but why harvard or to talk about myself

just chill

[tall haven]

Rd or rea

[opaque stirrup]

just had my harvard interview

she was a ginger

i need to become a harvard girly

she took so much notes

5 pages

[tall haven]

Bro my Yale was non stop weiting

Like there was a bomb ticking lol

[opaque stirrup]

this old lady better put in a good word for me

[opaque stirrup]

girl

interviews always feel quick to me

i put my interview on sum good viet food

[tall haven]

lol

Bruh still didn’t get Harvard tho

Weird I got Yale mit Princeton within. Week of submitting

[gleaming coral]

Mine was a old doctor man

[solemn panther]

still crickets for me too

harvard pls clutch 🙏

[fair rampart]

Tbf the interviewer is not going to tell you (under 21) abt alc availability

I’ve heard that’s generally discouraged

[fair rampart]

This part is odd tho

[reef grove]

mine asked how others would see me as a roommate (a lot of others also got this one), my least favorite subject in school, and a time i failed

[north patio]

pretty sure rea

[reef grove]

oh and also why harvard

[rustic path]

should i mail harvard about a likely?

[north patio]

was gatekeeping

[rustic path]

i think they forgot to send me mine

or maybe gmail stopped working

[wet owl]

AWESOME CONGRATS! SEE HIM/HER NEXT FALL!

[gleaming coral]

@reef grove gmorning

[north patio]

idk if hes commiting

[reef grove]

what i did beforehand was research my desired major and made sure i knew a lot abt it so i could ask deep questions n stuff

[north patio]

lol

he says he wants to go to our suny honors cause the suites look nice

[reef grove]

bonjour

[wet owl]

I mean that's odd 😭 but fair enough

[reef grove]

😭 has he not seen how pretty the harvard campus is, plus some of the dorms are literally riverfront

according to my tour guide at least lol

[north patio]

hes taken classes at harvard already, so ig he likes our suny better lol

[reef grove]

fair enough

[north patio]

hes a strange person

[wet owl]

ngl yeah

I mean

he can probably graduate on the top of his class at SUNY

so unless he's going into a path where name really matters

[north patio]

he applied for all different types of majors

[wet owl]

Dorms r a matter of luck lol

[wet owl]

haha

[north patio]

the guy literally made me apply to 8 more colleges cause he was doing them last minute too

[reef grove]

yeahhhh you can either get riverfront or quad iirc

[north patio]

january was hell

[reef grove]

i hope i get river bc i wanna sail :D

[wet owl]

quad has singles tho that's the good thing about it

[reef grove]

idk i kinda want a roommate for the experience lmao

it’s more classic college yk

[wet owl]

sounds like a good friend mine wouldn't tell me so we won't have to compete against each other lmao

yeah but esp the last two years

[north patio]

HE GATEKEEPS ALL HIS ECS

[wet owl]

like with this design course thingy

junior year

I need some space to work

[wet owl]

look up his linkedin if he has one

[north patio]

He recently updated his

it doesnt have everything

[wet owl]

dang it

[north patio]

All i know are his SAT scores and ACTs

and like some programs he got into

[wet owl]

these r probably the only two things that ik people gatekeep

[north patio]

he gatekeeps them

only like 2 other ppl besides me know

he told his main friendgroup he got a 1490

but thats a lie lmao

[reef grove]

samesies

[wet owl]

lying is wild lol

[reef grove]

not samesies

[rustic path]

why do they gatekeep it

[north patio]

i mean

five 1600s

thats unbelievable

[wet owl]

I just tell them i don't feel like telling u

no one knows my SAT

[reef grove]

your class average must be crazy

[wet owl]

my dad doesn't at least

[north patio]

he goes to specialized hs

i go to a public

[wet owl]

some people like to keep things private

[reef grove]

whaaat that’s crazy

[wet owl]

it's okay but don't lie and if u want ur friends to tell u theirs u gotta both share

[north patio]

People look at others differently lol 100%

[wet owl]

international he doesn't even care

[reef grove]

tbf tho i haven’t showed my parents my AP scores 💀

[north patio]

esp in a competitive setting

[wet owl]

coleges here don't require it

[reef grove]

oh makes sense

[wet owl]

screams Bronx

[north patio]

ding ding ding

[reef grove]

my scores are interesting, i go hot and cold between good scores and less good ones lmaooo

[wet owl]

don't u have a perfect sat or act

idk if it was u

[wet owl]

LMAO

[reef grove]

tbf i have been sick for every single standardized test i’ve ever taken except my act

[reef grove]

yeah but i also have a 2 calc bc score 💀

[wet owl]

huh

I mean

it's pretty much the opposite for me

I did terribly on the SAT

but my exams scores were better

[reef grove]

i did good PSAT, bad pre ACT, bad SAT, good ACT

[wet owl]

super radnom

random *

[reef grove]

yeah haha

[wet owl]

my first ever practice test was in 9th grade I took it for fun

I ended up scoring higher on it than on the real test this year

[north patio]

honestly i had a suprisingly strong ea round

[reef grove]

oh yeah i took the act for the first time in like 7th grade

for duke tip

[north patio]

wasnt that the start of covid year

[wet owl]

congrats

[reef grove]

i think it was right before

[north patio]

i remember it was like april 11th

or smth

[reef grove]

bc i wasn’t wearing a mask during it

[wet owl]

I miss covid

[north patio]

i dont

💀

[wet owl]

i was chilling

[north patio]

fortnite everyday

holy

[reef grove]

worst take of 2025

[wet owl]

got to skip 8th grade bio

it sucks

and I spent it hiking

[reef grove]

my glasses fogged up bc of my mask lol

that sucked so bad

plus my green card got super delayed

[wet owl]

no school was fun

I only got like a semester off

[reef grove]

online school sucked tho

if i had to learn i might as well be able to like talk and hang out with my friends

[wet owl]

cuz my school got an "exception" to go back in person

it's a super small school

[reef grove]

ohhhh interesting

[wet owl]

no

everyone was sleeping till 1pm while we had to wake up at 6

[reef grove]

oof

[wet owl]

yeah the streets were empty lmfao

[reef grove]

i’m just glad i was just in middle school when it happened, i would’ve hated to waste high school online yk

i enjoy seeing people face to face haha

[wet owl]

I would argue that the last good year I had was 9th grade

didn't get a good hs experience

workload was insane a lot of my friends moved to diff schools

[reef grove]

aw that sucks :( i feel like life has consistently been getting a whole lot better for me since covid

[reef grove]

harvard is gonna fix that dw

lots of new friends and fun things to do

i’m looking forward to getting lost on the subway

[wet owl]

haha yeah

college is diff

my school's curriculum isn't flexible at all

[reef grove]

oh yeah that sucks

[wet owl]

yeah u get to choose between STEM and humanities for junior and senior year

and if u choose STEM u'll still have to take more lang classes

and religious education and stuff

[ornate sierra]

That’s interesting, thanks!

[opaque stirrup]

i did not prepare for that roomtate question

[gleaming coral]

wait she asked you it?

mine didn't at all

justa sked me about my course rigor

and why i wanted to study what I did

[reef grove]

me neither lol it caught me so off guard

[balmy thorn]

My interview was yesterday and was elite bro

There’s a lowkey good chance I got a 1

[frail plank]

When did you receive it?

[balmy thorn]

A week ago. My interviewer said the deadline was 3/1

It was like 2.5 hrs though

[frail plank]

I’m so cooked

[balmy thorn]

Harvard doesn’t prescreen lol

[frail plank]

Not true

[balmy thorn]

Looking at who got an interview from my school I can tell you they don’t lol

Unless ur international

[rustic path]

did anyone from the middle east get a harvard interview

[wet owl]

I think ik someone who did

for Harvard or yale not sure

[gleaming coral]

get some sleep john

[rustic path]

go on

im listening

who was it

which region

when

what day

[wet owl]

i have no idea

my friend told me

[molten glen]

RKA when the Harvard website says they do 🧍‍♂️

[gleaming coral]

what

i got prescreened

[balmy thorn]

Ok tbf it was anecdotal but how are kids with 3.7s and no ECs at my school getting one

[misty remnant]

i doubt they have no ecs

wdym

[balmy thorn]

Nah like genuinely these kids applied as a joke

[misty remnant]

a 3.7 not that bad lol

😭😭😭

[balmy thorn]

And they’re going test optional bro

[misty remnant]

they don’t have test optional.

[balmy thorn]

To most schools

So I’m assuming it’s low

[misty remnant]

how the fuck do u know their whole academic history

& why does it matter fr

[balmy thorn]

Bc they’re my friends?

[misty remnant]

but you acting like they not qualified at all

[balmy thorn]

I mean with what they have prolly not…

[misty remnant]

like it’s a crime they got an interview

[balmy thorn]

Huh

[gleaming coral]

don't belittle their achievements

[misty remnant]

wouldn’t want my friends talking about me like this

[gleaming coral]

that's not cool bro

[misty remnant]

yes goat !!

[balmy thorn]

I lit had an interview lol

[gleaming coral]

this harvard interview just validated thier entire academic career and ur just saying they don't deserve it

[misty remnant]

ok so you’re not better than them lmao

[balmy thorn]

I read their essays mate it was all gpt 😭

[gleaming coral]

like that's fucking heartbreaking man

[balmy thorn]

Yeah that’s what I’m saying bro

All I said was Idt Harvard prescreens

[gleaming coral]

not cool bro

[misty remnant]

so u think u deserved it but not them

watch the ego 😂😂😱😱

[balmy thorn]

No? Like I’m included in the not prescreened lol

I’m not getting in but like

[gleaming coral]

bro this

[balmy thorn]

These are day drinkers that wrote entirely w gpt bro

[misty remnant]

bro yesterday after saying you would send an 11/10 letter of rec

bro js want validation 😂💯💯

[misty remnant]

ok theyre your friends so.

ong

[balmy thorn]

Chill out bro holy

Like these kids didn’t get into our state school they applied as a joke and we joke abt it all the time

[misty remnant]

look in the mirror 😭😭 says the one belittling his friends

[frail plank]

GIVE ME O NE

PLEASE

HELP

[misty remnant]

hi davidj

[balmy thorn]

Huh

I am

[frail plank]

hey hey

[balmy thorn]

But how are you getting that I’m stressed

From what I said

[misty remnant]

how are you

[frail plank]

im okay

[misty remnant]

bro thinks the pre screen is fake js cus his friend got one 💯💯 and thinks they’re unqualified

[frail plank]

kind of cooked but im okay

pre screen real

[misty remnant]

no you are not dw auto admit

day drinkers is insane

if i were ur friend um!

[balmy thorn]

Huh it’s true lol

[frail plank]

like 90% of admits get an interview so its not even an auto admit

plus im bay area

i hate this place

that includes athletes, legacies, etc

thats just not happening

[gleaming coral]

@frail plank bro

chill

tf

out

[frail plank]

just give me an interview YALE

just yale

[wet owl]

chill man

[frail plank]

yes availability but the chances of no duke, yale, or harvard is gonna make me cry

[frail plank]

yeah dw im okay

[wet owl]

nothing worth damaging ur neurons

calm down

[rugged vessel]

yea shut up

[gleaming coral]

thanks jazzy

[misty remnant]

thanks jazzy

[frail plank]

i should commit

so i dont have to worry

[misty remnant]

commit what….

[rugged vessel]

i certainly hope you mean commit to a college

[misty remnant]

dawg even if u get an interview

u prolly gonna get rejexted

it cannot be that serious

yale has an mf 3% acc rate

same w harvard

[rugged vessel]

well he should probably do that anyway if its ed

[misty remnant]

like

dawg it’s not that srs

[rugged vessel]

ik what u mean jldkngkldlg

[misty remnant]

😭😭😭

insane.

[obsidian nexus]

omg hi jazzy

[gleaming coral]

wait did david get into a college alr?

[rugged vessel]

i feel like being at harvard is gonna make me commit before not-getting-in will have 💀

[rugged vessel]

hi hi hi :)

[frail plank]

yeah college

[rugged vessel]

ok good

go do that

or don't

just wait mf

[obsidian nexus]

jazzy i slept 12 hours and then proceeded to wake up with a sore throat.

[misty remnant]

thought i found david’s reddit and he got into berkeley early

sure sounded like him

[obsidian nexus]

solar my goat 🙏

[rugged vessel]

get used to rejection too

[frail plank]

yeah

[rugged vessel]

like deadass

[gleaming coral]

bro wtf

i'm offended

[obsidian nexus]

lmao

[rugged vessel]

if you are afraid of rejection now then college will not get more fun

[frail plank]

my friend told me harvard is boring

[misty remnant]

i don’t know if it’s 100% him

[gleaming coral]

like i'm actually offended

[frail plank]

also harvard makes everyone into finance bros

[misty remnant]

but sure seemed like him

[wet owl]

yeah dw about us

[rugged vessel]

depends what's fun for you

it's really not a party school

which is fit for me

[frail plank]

harvard turns everyone into finance bros

[wet owl]

samee

[rugged vessel]

this is true

its funny and pathetic to watch

[wet owl]

valid

[misty remnant]

ok? and

[rugged vessel]

im out the matrix tho

[frail plank]

ITS LITERALY TRUE

[wet owl]

I wanted to change the world but now consulting and IB look great

[rugged vessel]

@wet owl don't comp

fuck he's gonna comp

[frail plank]

my friend was low income wanted to do bio research -> now joining finance clubs -> might become finance banker

[rugged vessel]

@reef grove don't comp

if you're gonna comp you may comp to 1 maybe 2 things

[frail plank]

the "change the world" stuff is just a facade

[obsidian nexus]

increasing shareholder value is the real version of changing the world

[rugged vessel]

THANK YOU

dude so many ppl fake try to make a difference

its so funny

[gleaming coral]

can we get back to the point of david playing us>

[frail plank]

I want to "help" take ur money from ur bank account

[rugged vessel]

thats so me

[gleaming coral]

@opaque stirrup ur my competition

[opaque stirrup]

that show u get through life bae

[frail plank]

make themselves feel morally better

[opaque stirrup]

gotta put up a front

[frail plank]

my darty interviewer was like

harvard is the school of "we are the richest"

[wet owl]

LMAO

[frail plank]

changing the world by emptying ur bank accounts

harvard is the pinnacle of elitism

and thats why we all want it

[obsidian nexus]

speak for urself 🙏

LMAO

[frail plank]

do u want to change the world too

before becoming wall street banker

[rugged vessel]

i truthfully feel like the people who have the right intentions on average go farther

i think most kids here give a shit abt ppl, and if they dont then theyre just kinda roboting through college and its obvious

[obsidian nexus]

im not good enough at math to become a banker ngl

[jade saddle]

ha vahd

[wet owl]

everyone cares about people

[obsidian nexus]

facts jazzy

[obsidian nexus]

hi pho

[jade saddle]

hi cloud!

[rugged vessel]

cloud 💀

[rugged vessel]

me too, but one equation i can solve is me + youtiao = a happy family with 2 children and 3 cats

[jade saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928653839421280380/1332539285458518046/togif.gif

[obsidian nexus]

what 😭

[frail plank]

also dartmouth interviews end monday

like deadline

[rugged vessel]

OH YEAH

YOU TOLD ME

THATS CLOUD IN

YEAH

[obsidian nexus]

im cloud

[rugged vessel]

omg

[obsidian nexus]

YES

[jade saddle]

[obsidian nexus]

LMAOAOOOO

[rugged vessel]

sorry im just so supportive of other cultures

[obsidian nexus]

YESYESYESYYESYESY but one question. why stop at 3 cats?

[rugged vessel]

youtiao is prettier though :(

cloud sounds nonbinary

[misty remnant]

FUCK I DONT HAVE ONE

[rugged vessel]

3 for now baby...

[jade saddle]

youtiao means dough stick!

[misty remnant]

dartmouth can suck my cock

[frail plank]

darty didnt give u one???

what

[jade saddle]

😋

[misty remnant]

no

its fine

[frail plank]

DONT WORRY U GOT YALE AND HARVARD (2 yale intervews)

[misty remnant]

i aint wanna go there 💯 ong

[rugged vessel]

guys funny story i ran into my dartmouth AO after i got rejected and asked her if i was close to getting in

[misty remnant]

i aint tryna get drunk as fuck in hanover

[misty remnant]

and none of them matter?? so

[rugged vessel]

she REMEMBERED WHO I WAS

she said i was close and i was like "but why not a waitlist then" and she shut up

[obsidian nexus]

okay here

• yuntiao = 云条 cloud jump -> cloudjumper
• it got changed into youtiao = bread stick

so now im bread stick sigh.

[misty remnant]

💀

[frail plank]

BRO

[misty remnant]

thats insane

[frail plank]

U GOT INTO HARVAARD

WHAT U MEAN

[rugged vessel]

theyre both pretty

how do i say

[obsidian nexus]

everybody would remember u ngl

[rugged vessel]

the love of my life

thats what im gonna call you

[rugged vessel]

what u mean what i mean

i told her i got into harvard and she double shut up

[dreamy lynx]

yeah you got cooked buddy

[rugged vessel]

i think i canonically proved i was yield protected

[misty remnant]

wish i got a dartmouth interview fuck

that school dont want me

idc tho

that school ass

[rugged vessel]

all i got out of dartmoouth was my interviewer getting me free nachos

[frail plank]

BRO I LOVE DARTMOUTH

[jade saddle]

girl you got a harvard and yale interview stop dooming 💀

[obsidian nexus]

i think they call it like

life partner

人生伴侣

[frail plank]

they only one to give me an interview that matters

[rugged vessel]

IM STILL CRASHING OUT

no im not

[misty remnant]

and none of them compare to the love of my life, dartmouth

[frail plank]

did u get darty interview

or harvard

or yale

[misty remnant]

me too

[obsidian nexus]

did you tell her all the other schools you got into too 💀 lay it on thick

[rugged vessel]

how do i say this written in like

letters.

[misty remnant]

aint she js say

[rugged vessel]

i shouda

[jade saddle]

make up ur mind 😭

[obsidian nexus]

right you lub

[rugged vessel]

?

[dreamy lynx]

would you have liked hanover

[misty remnant]

idgaf bc im going to uiuc tho

[rugged vessel]

all of those

[obsidian nexus]

ren sheng ban lu

[jade saddle]

go illini!

[misty remnant]

but i rotate btwn liking + not liking

[rugged vessel]

no lol idgf

[misty remnant]

depending on whether they interview me/not

[misty remnant]

real

[frail plank]

BRo

STOP

[rugged vessel]

ur my ren sheng ban lu

[frail plank]

WHAT

[obsidian nexus]

ur my (ren sheng ban lu)^2

[misty remnant]

davidj didnt u get berkeley early..

tf u crashin out ab

[rugged vessel]

i didnt get a duke interview but i found out later that duke banned my school that year bc of someone violating an ED contract

[misty remnant]

no duke interview gang wya

crashing out

its fine tho

[frail plank]

ME TOO

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[misty remnant]

fuck that school

[frail plank]

NO DUKE GANG

[misty remnant]

im not tryna go to the south

[frail plank]

DUKE MID AF

[misty remnant]

fucking shitty school

ong

northc arolina can suck my cock

[obsidian nexus]

bro its literally 33 days to decisions

[misty remnant]

humid as balls

[obsidian nexus]

you guys cannot still be malding about this

[rugged vessel]

b-but my gf is from there :(

[misty remnant]

exception for her dw

[rugged vessel]

ty

[frail plank]

UR A GUY

OR A GIRL

[misty remnant]

i can mald whenever i want

[frail plank]

I DONT KNOW SORRY I ASSUMED

[misty remnant]

free country

[rugged vessel]

????????

WHAT

[jade saddle]

gay people exist

[obsidian nexus]

"those people from virginia" "son, im from virginia"

[misty remnant]

💀

this wild

[frail plank]

thats why i wrote the next 2 sentences

[jade saddle]

goiod save

😭

[rugged vessel]

david if you act like this i lowk wouldn't interview ur ass either

[misty remnant]

💀

[obsidian nexus]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[misty remnant]

this crazy

[frail plank]

[misty remnant]

davidj u can have my first yale interview

guy was ass anyways

[obsidian nexus]

david after misgendering the interviewer

[frail plank]

ill take ur first yale interview

[misty remnant]

yea u can have it

[rugged vessel]

in the admissions file im writing "candidate does not know that women can date women. would not admit"

[frail plank]

ima love darty even if i get rejected because darty loves me enough to give me an interview

my interviewer asked a question on "kindness"

because dartmouth loves kindness

[jade saddle]

i unironically did this to the judge that was judging my project in a state infotech fair

[frail plank]

I love kindness

[rugged vessel]

true, i did get two yale interviews! want one?

[frail plank]

[obsidian nexus]

i told you that i didnt know the gender of my stanford interviewer and i just guessed right 💀

[jade saddle]

HAHAAHAA

[dreamy lynx]

but did you get rizz

[jade saddle]

i guessed wrong...

[rugged vessel]

girl??

[rugged vessel]

that too

[obsidian nexus]

she emailed me with a gender neutral name and i just guessed "she" and didnt realize i guessed until 6 hours later

[rugged vessel]

are u in cabot

[jade saddle]

😭

[frail plank]

I HATE PRONOUNS IM SORRY i always hate when i get a first + last name and its like some foreign name so i dont know what is what

[dreamy lynx]

yes

I am

[obsidian nexus]

my mom was like "how did you know the gender" and i was like wait

[rugged vessel]

fun

[misty remnant]

thank god i can tell my harvard interviewer's gender

[dreamy lynx]

wbu

[misty remnant]

cus i js watched her tedtalk

[frail plank]

LIKE IS IT a MR? a MS? a MRS? even if it was a lady is it MS or MRS

[misty remnant]

💯

[jade saddle]

🍀

[misty remnant]

ab cow manure

[dreamy lynx]

are you with

[frail plank]

or DR?

[rugged vessel]

MY NAMES NOT EVEN FOREIGN

[gleaming coral]

well now ur discriminating

[rugged vessel]

no im just chilling somewhere working

[misty remnant]

wait u guess their gender..

i js call them first name

[obsidian nexus]

bro hates foreigners ong 🙏 😭

[dreamy lynx]

dworking

[misty remnant]

💀

[rugged vessel]

im ticked off from yesterday still

[frail plank]

NO I DONT

[rugged vessel]

kind of

idk

[frail plank]

HELP

[obsidian nexus]

gay people and foreigners david. who's next. 😈

[frail plank]

its just not like "Mary Jane" vs

[rugged vessel]

theres actually a magical question you could ask called: "what are your pronouns"

ik that question bothers alot of ppl but if you nail that one u got this shit in the bag

[obsidian nexus]

so you hate my culture. ☹️

[frail plank]

YES BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE OLD

[rugged vessel]

are you a man or a woman

[frail plank]

WHAT IF THEY HATE WOKE

[rugged vessel]

.

[frail plank]

im a guy

[rugged vessel]

THATS NOT

[gleaming coral]

no ur not david

[obsidian nexus]

also btw chinese names do have gender

you can tell

[gleaming coral]

ur not a fucking guy

[rugged vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8549582021312950181

[gleaming coral]

ur david

[obsidian nexus]

for the record

[frail plank]

thats JAPANESE

[obsidian nexus]

bro what

[rugged vessel]

the ragebait was too good for a bit i cant lie

[frail plank]

idk i typed japanese letters and i saw that

[obsidian nexus]

that's a chinese character in the japanese language

😭

[frail plank]

oh

[rugged vessel]

wait thats a thing

wtf

[frail plank]

japanese culturally appropriating

[rugged vessel]

yeah they do that

[frail plank]

cultural diffusion

history visualized

[gleaming coral]

anime

[frail plank]

IM NOT EVEN DAVID

[gleaming coral]

u r to me

[frail plank]

i do this too sometimes

[gleaming coral]

my one and only david

[obsidian nexus]

yes, theres an entire branch of japanese that is just chinese characters

[frail plank]

but sometimes i wanna be formal

also

darty bets alumni network

[rugged vessel]

w-why

[gleaming coral]

its called Kanji

[rugged vessel]

THATS WHAT THAT IS?

[obsidian nexus]

it's called kanji

[gleaming coral]

its supposed to represent like things

[frail plank]

rip chat

[gleaming coral]

like volcanos

[rugged vessel]

THATS WWHAT KANJI IS?

[frail plank]

harvard sucks, just rich kids partying

[rugged vessel]

this is not anime of me guys im sry

[gleaming coral]

what did you think it was?

[frail plank]

yale IS NICE, even though new haven is kinda mid, ITS VERY COZY

[jade saddle]

kanji romanji katakana hiragana

[gleaming coral]

godzilla?

[frail plank]

i love that coziness of new haven

[rugged vessel]

IDK JAPANESE

[jade saddle]

japanese is a complicated language!

[frail plank]

I LOVE A LIEBRAL ARTS EDUCATIOn

[frail plank]

i get ptsd

[rugged vessel]

ive heard of all of these but never knew the distinctions

romanji is just written in roman alphabet right

[gleaming coral]

kanji are nouns and shit, hirigana is like lowercase and katagana is like upper case

you use katagana and hirigana interchangably to emphasize things but most of the time you stick with hirigana

those are phonetic

[frail plank]

I LOVE U COLLEGES

[gleaming coral]

meaning they make sounds

[obsidian nexus]

so hiragana and katakana are like what you see when you think of japanese

[frail plank]

ngl ima miss this when its over

[gleaming coral]

kanji don't make sounds they indicate things

[frail plank]

it was ptsd inducing yet nostalgic

[rugged vessel]

isnt there one thats like everything that doesn't rly have a translation so you're lowkey just saying it

yeah

is that kanji im thinking of

[obsidian nexus]

katakana

[gleaming coral]

ok so my language konwlege is competetly useless

[obsidian nexus]

kanji

[rugged vessel]

yes

OH

yes

[obsidian nexus]

hiragana

[rugged vessel]

rember 💡

[gleaming coral]

those r just chinese characters tho

[frail plank]

no one want cambridge anyways

[obsidian nexus]

so this is the chinese one. even though im not japanese i can read 80-90% of what's here

[gleaming coral]

snuff that copium! '

[frail plank]

I LOVE COPIUM

[gleaming coral]

we all do

[frail plank]

ngl i couldve written better essays

[gleaming coral]

i wrote mine

[obsidian nexus]

you couldve but you didnt

so no need to worry

[gleaming coral]

they suck

like balls

[frail plank]

nah post hindsight

[gleaming coral]

like litral balls

[frail plank]

i started all my apps

a week before deadline

LMAOOO

[gleaming coral]

that's how much they suck

[frail plank]

where have u gotten i nterviews

[obsidian nexus]

lol i did 14 apps in 14 days from dec 22-jan6

[gleaming coral]

harvard

that's the only ivy I applied to

[obsidian nexus]

based ngl

[gleaming coral]

i can't spend 70 bucks to apply to every school

[frail plank]

i did like 20

[gleaming coral]

especially when i can't even name where conneticut is on a map

[frail plank]

really? wow

why

[knotty orchid]

wait u didnt finish ur college essay until dec 22

[gleaming coral]

costs too much bro

[obsidian nexus]

i started on dec 22

[frail plank]

LET ME INTO NEW HAVEN BRO

i spent like $3k on application fees

[knotty orchid]

like supps or the ca essay

[frail plank]

[obsidian nexus]

wtf

[gleaming coral]

yeah I don't have that

[frail plank]

i even applied to merced

[obsidian nexus]

supps

[frail plank]

$80 FOR MERCED

OMG

[rugged vessel]

applying to all 8 ivies is the move

[gleaming coral]

you are not going to merced

[knotty orchid]

ah yeah calm

[rugged vessel]

i shouldve applied to stanford but ihate california and essays

[gleaming coral]

name them all

[knotty orchid]

yes

[frail plank]

VALID

[obsidian nexus]

its okay stanford is overrated

[frail plank]

STANFORD SUCKS

PETER THIEL BROS

[gleaming coral]

i didn't even know stanford was a thing until I watched High School Musical 3

very good movie

rec the entire series btw

[frail plank]

ngl i wish i Ed-ed somewheer

[rugged vessel]

fortnite, league of legends, valorant, one piece, attack on titan, bleach, my hero academia, and death note

[misty remnant]

ed-ed

?!

[frail plank]

ED-ed

[obsidian nexus]

this is a valid list

[misty remnant]

early decision erectile dysfuncyion

[misty remnant]

oh peter thiel.

omfg

[frail plank]

america gonna become authoritarian nation

how we feeling

[gleaming coral]

i'd get into mha

[frail plank]

ima buy kingdom come delliverance

[gleaming coral]

@frail plank

[frail plank]

whgat

[gleaming coral]

hi

how is ur home life

r u doing well

or do you spend every waking moment wanting to get into harvard or hating stanford

[frail plank]

nah im bored and sad and everything

[frail plank]

im not a kid anymore

[gleaming coral]

why does stanford release thier decesions late

[frail plank]

i used to enjoy games

[gleaming coral]

laster than everyone else

not cool bro

[rugged vessel]

bro is NOT going to UA high 💀

[gleaming coral]

id crush bakugo in a fight

[obsidian nexus]

it makes sense

[gleaming coral]

you don't know the extent of my power

[rugged vessel]

id crush bakugo 🤤

[frail plank]

OMG YES

[rugged vessel]

its bc theyre in california theyyre like 4 days ahead

[frail plank]

I just got an unlikely letter!! lfg

[obsidian nexus]

stanford releasing earlier than ivies means people will wait for ivy day before they commit/decide, releasing on ivy day is too basic, so they go after

[gleaming coral]

then why doesn't every good uni do this

[rugged vessel]

save the best for last ahh school

[obsidian nexus]

yeah essentially 💀 😭

[gleaming coral]

why doesn't idk rice or emory or duke or vanderbilt or jhu or cmu or every good prestigous private school not wait for after ivy day

[obsidian nexus]

well you can ask the uni this is just my personal conjecture lmao

[gleaming coral]

what makes stanford so special

[frail plank]

DUKE

actually

north carolina surprisingly has good chinese food

[gleaming coral]

do you care about chinese food?

[frail plank]

also duke has a ton of chinese internationals

[gleaming coral]

i've never had any

that was good

[frail plank]

IM CHINESE

LET ME IN

DUKE I WANT THOSE CHINESE INTERNATIONALS

[obsidian nexus]

short answer they are not stanford long answer they probably have their own process that is entirely unrelated to the bullshit conjecture i have in my mind

[rugged vessel]

im ngl you didnt give chinese vibes

[gleaming coral]

ur american what r u talking about

[frail plank]

CCP spy

[gleaming coral]

u don't have the intl role

ur not chinese

stop pretending to be smthn ur not

[frail plank]

WHAT

[gleaming coral]

ur so smart

[rugged vessel]

im chinese

[obsidian nexus]

bro says hes chinese after calling the chinese character japanese

[obsidian nexus]

no you

[frail plank]

I CANT READ

[obsidian nexus]

jazzy is my favorite chinese girl

[gleaming coral]

no you

are all of y'all chinese

there aren't this many chinese in my school

they really are taking over

NOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/noo-toy-story-buzz-lightyear-gif-14664723

[frail plank]

top 3 cuisines

1. chinese
2. italian
3. mexican

anyone who says otherwise is just wrong

[rugged vessel]

i lied im not chinese

GUESS MY RACE

[gleaming coral]

oh

[rugged vessel]

GUESS!!!!!!!

[gleaming coral]

ur white jazzy

[obsidian nexus]

me omw

[frail plank]

u said so

white

like bread

[rugged vessel]

yea yall got me

as pale as a cucumber

[gleaming coral]

ha

[frail plank]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-sad-gif-20037774

[rugged vessel]

(im not white)

[obsidian nexus]

😭 😭

[gleaming coral]

ur martian

that's what u r

a martian

[obsidian nexus]

ah yes the three races, asian, white, and martian

[gleaming coral]

gonna fill out harvard's extraterrestial quota

[obsidian nexus]

💀

[frail plank]

HARVARD

what are u even good at besides being rich as heck? ???

genuine question

[gleaming coral]

u forgot subtarranean

conan o brian went there

they gve us the greatest comedic mind in the last 100 years

[rugged vessel]

im a representative of DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION

[gleaming coral]

which is why you refuse to show urself

ik ur there martian

we can't see you on teh surfac

but we know you exist

and ur just waiting for the right time

catch us by surprise

take us over!

[frail plank]

sorry

they killed dat

[gleaming coral]

@frail plank how does it feel to be chinese

[frail plank]

complicated

[gleaming coral]

do you wake up every monring and htink

oh, i'm chinese

or do you just go about ur day

[frail plank]

i just go about my day

[gleaming coral]

like a normal person

ok so ur normal

[frail plank]

i feel raceless tbh

to a degree

[gleaming coral]

do you feel like ur treated any differently

bc ur chinese

[rugged vessel]

i wake up in the morning wishing i was just a little sussy baka born in asia 😔 🎀

[frail plank]

well i wouldnt know what it feels to be treated normally

wouldnt i

[reef grove]

what is comp 😭

[obsidian nexus]

😭

[rugged vessel]

i hope u nevere learn.

[gleaming coral]

what if u were in china

[frail plank]

not chinese enough for china

[gleaming coral]

do you feel like you would be given the same opporutnties if you looked like everyone else

[frail plank]

might be good enough for singapore

singapore > china

[gleaming coral]

ur signaporean

then

[frail plank]

china feels incredibly superficial

[frail plank]

no

[gleaming coral]

i think it means compare?

[frail plank]

never been

[gleaming coral]

hmmm

[frail plank]

singapore's main language is english

[gleaming coral]

have u been to china

[frail plank]

culturally a lot more western

yeah

[gleaming coral]

or taiwan

[frail plank]

china is very superficial imo

[gleaming coral]

i wanna go to china

[frail plank]

obviously thats a generalization

[rugged vessel]

@reef grove real talk tho comping is signing up for those super selective culty clubs

[frail plank]

but it feels very superficial

[rugged vessel]

like what the quant and finance kids do

[reef grove]

ohhhh icic

[frail plank]

are u becoming a quant and finance bro

[gleaming coral]

@frail plank do you feel like being chinese is a disadvantage in ur college application process

[frail plank]

uh

[rugged vessel]

no

[frail plank]

well the answer is no but its more complex than that

[gleaming coral]

do you feel like If i had erased ur chineseness you would have a better shot at attending the most prestigious schools in the world

[frail plank]

whta if i was a 6 foot white guy i can play sports

[frail plank]

what else would i be then?

[gleaming coral]

not chinese

[frail plank]

so whats that

[gleaming coral]

the lack of chiense does not manifest something else

you would just be not chinese

like me for example

i am 0% chinese

you would be 0% chinese

taking 100% of ur chinese stat out doesn't automatcially redisctriubte it somewhere else

[frail plank]

i think that

if i wasnt in the bay area

life would be a lot better

[gleaming coral]

wanna swap placse

i wanna be a 49ers fan

you can have my place

@knotty orchid sorry

i meant a texans fan

[frail plank]

how do i afford this

[knotty orchid]

49ers are washed

[knotty orchid]

good

[gleaming coral]

who is this for

[frail plank]

berkeley

[gleaming coral]

but gotta admit brock purdy pretty good

[gleaming coral]

ya'll don't have a in state scholarship system?

[frail plank]

also some colleges are $100k now

WTFFFF

[short lagoon]

carried by the system

[gleaming coral]

pretty good story

[knotty orchid]

yh but the rest of the team is washed

[short lagoon]

bro has like 3-4 all pros

[gleaming coral]

they made a super bowl

cmon

they can't be that bad

[knotty orchid]

and lost

[gleaming coral]

although this year

they are that bad

[knotty orchid]

they didnt even make the playoffs bro

[gleaming coral]

i can't beleive man is complaining about getting into berkley

[frail plank]

IM NOT

[gleaming coral]

they were close tho

[frail plank]

IM GHAPPY FOR IT

im so very happy

i love berkeley

[gleaming coral]

then go

[short lagoon]

thats cause everyone got injured

[knotty orchid]

they had like 7 wins

[frail plank]

BUT ITS IN BAY AREA

[knotty orchid]

still washed bro

[frail plank]

I DONT WANT TO BE HERE

PTSD inducing

[gleaming coral]

but their divisoin was all like that

[gleaming coral]

i don't understand the issue here?

[short lagoon]

aint u literally from the bay

[rugged vessel]

bro doesnt wanna be close to home

valid

[frail plank]

YES THATS WHY I DONT WANNA BE HERE

[short lagoon]

plus u should visit, better than u think

everyone feels that way

[frail plank]

THATS NOT THE PROBLEM

[gleaming coral]

if you hate it so much withdraw the admission so some waislisted poor dude who is litreally crapping himself with stress can get in

[short lagoon]

esp if ur from the really comp place

[frail plank]

too close to home

LET ME OUT

[short lagoon]

nah trust me i was in ur situation

ur far enough from ur home, berkeley is still a decent culture shock

[knotty orchid]

Rd aint even happened yet

[frail plank]

literally this

[short lagoon]

this the bay area paradox

[frail plank]

bro wants to take away my only real acceptance rn

[short lagoon]

every bay kid tryna run away from Cal never works

once u embrace Cal u'll get in somewhere else

[frail plank]

tbh Cal is great

i just wanna get away

[short lagoon]

thats a good start

[frail plank]

if Cal was in like new york city id love it

[knotty orchid]

thats not how that works bruh

[gleaming coral]

east coast ppl r different bro

[short lagoon]

theres tons of shops, hilly streets

[gleaming coral]

idk if you can handle it

[knotty orchid]

Why not just go ucla or usc

[short lagoon]

lots of diff cultures

[frail plank]

true dat

okay ima go embrace it

[short lagoon]

yessir

[frail plank]

ima go research berkeley and love it

[short lagoon]

and then u'll just land up in cornell or jhu lmao

or columbia or yale etc

[gleaming coral]

cornell