Harvard University (2024-2025)

[gleaming coral]

yeah we do that too

[reef grove]

mine does A-/A/A+ except APs, those are A/B/C

[gleaming coral]

95 is my lowest ever grade in HS

[reef grove]

nerd

[gleaming coral]

it was freshman year algebra 2 and journalism

[wet owl]

well our exams are the hardest in our region and yet it's still a bad grade

[gleaming coral]

i only got a 95 in journalism cuz I forgot to turn in an assignemtn and got a D cuz of a late grade

[wet owl]

idk what kind of grade inflation y'all got

[gleaming coral]

Depends on the class

some teachers are notorious

for giving good grades and giving bad grades

for example my AP lang teacher was a devil

[wet owl]

generally the amount of perfect grades in the US is insane compared to other countries

[gleaming coral]

she only ever gave on 100

[reef grove]

my teachers wont let us get too low of grades, but that might just be bc our class is super strong

[gleaming coral]

on any assignment

very annoying cuz she didn't like me

[wet owl]

the competition here is extreme but if u wanna be a top student u needa get at least a 98

[wet owl]

that's good

[reef grove]

bro my ap lit teacher is one of those "doesnt believe in 100%" types

[wet owl]

no one gets a 100 on chem cuz the tests are freaking hard

[gleaming coral]

we lost our ap chem teacher in the middle of the year last year

she got a new job in "florida"

[reef grove]

she'll give me a 98 and then have no criticism on my essays

[wet owl]

we can't get a 100 on any class that has writing aka lang classes

[gleaming coral]

so the VP had to fill in for her and finish our class

[wet owl]

no 100s on arts or pe either

[gleaming coral]

i took pe onlin

got a 100

[wet owl]

that's the highest you would get in writing lmaooooo

[gleaming coral]

i hate these types

[wet owl]

BRUHHH LUCKY

[gleaming coral]

i averaged a 92 on essays but I cooked on the mcq tests so I got a 97 grade overall. Still annoying tho

[wet owl]

nerd

[reef grove]

ikr like im aware its not the best essay ever, but if it follows the rubrik perfectly then i should get full points yk

[gleaming coral]

i was literally one of 2 ppl in the county that got a perfect score on the end of term exams

and she refused to give me good grades

that end of term exam had an essay in it too

😭

[wet owl]

wtf is ur definition of good grade bro

[gleaming coral]

but it was run by the district not the teacher

so she couldn't bias her way out of me acing it

[gleaming coral]

97+

preferably 98

[wet owl]

ur canadian?

[gleaming coral]

I usually average a 98-99 on all my classes

american

[wet owl]

ahhha cool

my friend's a junior and he is happy every time he gets a 60+

[gleaming coral]

but i don't think its a fluke

[wet owl]

on an engineering exam

[gleaming coral]

cuz i've gotten a 5 on every ap exam i've ever took

[wet owl]

thanks for the encouragement

70% of first years failed physics lmao

[gleaming coral]

oof

i go to a public high scool

they don't wanna fail us

there weas teh dude who averaged a 27 on a calc test tho

[gleaming coral]

is this sarcastic?

[wet owl]

I go to a private hs and I went to a public one pnce and they wanna fail us all the time

[wet owl]

yeah I meant that he was happy with a 60 bcz his grade was one of the highest

so I'm terrified

[gleaming coral]

yeah private hs is more like

willing to fail

but i've been very grateful to have really good teachers

that actually care

[wet owl]

my teachers r good but like they're super quick and they explain stuff on a higher level so we get lost in class lol

[vocal arrow]

What college got the most baddies

That’s where I’m headed

[wet owl]

and the exams are mostly from college books

harvard cuz I'm going there

[gleaming coral]

uga is pretty `

[wet owl]

jk

[vocal arrow]

UCs ngl

[gleaming coral]

most of ours make their own or use old ap exams

[wet owl]

I feel like UCLA

[vocal arrow]

Seaside bakery, bobas 😛😛

[wet owl]

nah I found my mom's calc 2 book and one of the questions was litteraly there lmao

if ur talking about guys then Duke from what I've heard

[gleaming coral]

haha my mom tried to get me to use her books but i'm a stubborn bitch so I said no

[wet owl]

definitely not Harvard

[vocal arrow]

Women

[gleaming coral]

checmate do you have any?

[wet owl]

it was the best thing I did lmao

[vocal arrow]

I’m allergic

[wet owl]

Top schools generally have pretty girls

but UCs r good yeah

[vocal arrow]

T20 here I come

[gleaming coral]

to women 💀

just go to any sorority house

[wet owl]

LMFAOOOO

[gleaming coral]

we need to build up your resistance

[vocal arrow]

Yea

[wet owl]

they all look like each other

istg

[vocal arrow]

I’m jk 😭

[vocal arrow]

ONG bro

[gleaming coral]

its just instagram

i can tell them apart

[wet owl]

maybe

[gleaming coral]

by their height

[wet owl]

I was in a shock cuz like

[gleaming coral]

like this is short girl

that is

taller than short girl

[wet owl]

same height hair eyes face everything

[gleaming coral]

that is taller than the taller than short girl

will ya'll join a soriity/faternity

[wet owl]

Nah not me at least

I thought of final clubs

but I don't think so

[gleaming coral]

what is harvard's uh

like

club culture

i heard you have to apply and interview

sounds kinda fishy to me

[wet owl]

yeah

like 2 rounds of interview to be a member of a club + a written app

[wet owl]

it is

[gleaming coral]

again

[wet owl]

not all clubs tho

[gleaming coral]

sounds kinda fishy

yeah i hope

i hope ppl have braincells

[wet owl]

yeah tbh I hate this competition

[wet owl]

Excuse me 💀

I think I misunderstood u nvm

[gleaming coral]

bro makking a club

have application process

and interviews

is rediculous

it goes against what a "club" is

[wet owl]

.

yeah I agree

I hate that too

[gleaming coral]

that's what we call

a subscription service

some sort of weird

like you are paying to be around ppl who like the same things as you?

What?

makes no sense

[wet owl]

fs

[gleaming coral]

iykyk

ur american right

and confirmed harvard

i have an interviwe today

and i konw like

very little about the stuff

[wet owl]

I'm not but ask away

[gleaming coral]

hmm

i'm assuming i don't glaze

try and be neaetural

but also display my initiative and leadership

as well as my academic prowess and gravitas

kinda glazed in my essays

i regret my harvard essays

[reef grove]

nah a little glazing is good

[gleaming coral]

everyone said not to tho

its in 3:30

[reef grove]

depends on the type imo, like when an interviewer asks "why harvard" dont say "bc it's harvard," say stuff like "i enjoy this program" or "this theatre is really nice" right, so like give examples on why harvard deserves the glaze

bc you should be able to back up why you want to go there, not just want to go there bc of the namee

[gleaming coral]

Ok

Some dude occupying my zoom cubicle

My reservation isn't for thirty mins but sitll

Kinda mad he's not even doing anything

Now a girl replaced him

[rustic path]

is the alumni network a good thing to mention

if my interviewer is amin toofani, ill deadass cry tears of joy

[reef grove]

i mentioned it

harvard is really proud of their network from what i’ve seen, they brought it up in their tour as the largest alimni network

id say just showing your alumni that you did your research would be good

[rugged vessel]

hi kaz :3

[reef grove]

hi jazzy :D

[gleaming coral]

Hey giys

I did the interview

Think it went well

Accurately portrayed me challenges

Things not represented on the app

The dude smiled a bit

He coughed up a storm tho

Kinda funny

[obsidian nexus]

was it as a result of apple juice

[gleaming coral]

👀

[remote forge]

OMG NO WAY

DOES THIS MEAN I GET A DISCOUNT

[gleaming coral]

No

[remote forge]

was i at least thanked in your mcdonalds acceptance speech

[gleaming coral]

U pay full price

I apply the discount

I pocket the difference

[remote forge]

🤨

im reporting this to coorporate

[gleaming coral]

I thanked u charles

I cried

And mentioned u three times

More than my parents

[remote forge]

omg thank you i feel so honoured

[reef grove]

any reason for your affinity toward charles williams?

[worthy niche]

guys omg!!!

[reef grove]

such an interesting person to name yourself after lmao

[worthy niche]

harvard!!

[reef grove]

harvard? like the college in suits? omg suits reference !!

[remote forge]

who doesnt love charles williams

....

are you a charles williams hater?

[reef grove]

can’t say i’ve read much of his works

[remote forge]

OH WAIT IS CHARLES WILLIAMS AN ACT GUY LMAO

[obsidian nexus]

bro named himself his actual name

[reef grove]

LMAO

he wrote books and was like a super diehard christian

according to his wikipedia page he coined the term "co-inherence"

idk what that is but it sounds p cool

[remote forge]

no this is my alt ☹️

i cant get caught lacking around my opps

i just chose the most cliche name (no offense charles)

[reef grove]

is your main acct your full name

[remote forge]

[remote forge]

nope

its my normal name tho

first name

[reef grove]

icic

[remote forge]

which is prob shouldnt be lmao

but liek oh well

idk i just use an alt just in case on here

[reef grove]

if its a super common first name its prolly fine lmao

[remote forge]

cause if i say smth embarassing or smth lmao

[reef grove]

icic

throwing them off your tracks

sadly kazwithknives is my full government name

so i don’t have the same anonymity

[remote forge]

u must have troubel at airports ☹️

[reef grove]

it’s quite terrible actually

[gleaming coral]

Guys just wanna say

before finding this sub

this thread I mean

I was considering not doing my interview

[misty remnant]

why tf

💀

me w tufts tho

[gleaming coral]

i didn't think I was ivy worthy

[misty remnant]

bc this guy is a freak

[misty remnant]

!??!?

thats crazy dawg

[gleaming coral]

(i didn't realize interviews were important)

[misty remnant]

no they kinda important for harv no

bc they can def tip u

[gleaming coral]

i didn't raeally have friends

[misty remnant]

toward acceptance

[gleaming coral]

that did ivies

or talked aobut it

most of my friends just got into tech EA or UGA EA

super ez

not even considering ivies

so thank you guys

for opneing my eyes

Bluedragon and Kaz motivated me to apply for scholarshiops

even tho I wasn't planning on it cuz I was scared my hard work would be unrewarded

[solemn panther]

hoe what

send me that interview NOW

[gleaming coral]

so just wanna say thank you guys so much

[solemn panther]

🔪

[gleaming coral]

idk where i'd be in my journey without yoyu

[gleaming coral]

r u frum the bay

[solemn panther]

no

lol

its fine

go crush the interview

[gleaming coral]

i already did it earlier today

bro

also i'm from rural georgia

that's prob the only reason why i got an interview

bc they didn't have anybody

from rural ass georgia

💀

[solemn panther]

oh thy harvard pls send me an interview 🙏

[gleaming coral]

thee must prove thou worthy

what shall thee doth to proveth yourself

[solemn panther]

im number 1 harvard fan

ive contributed 100 hours to this server every day !

[gleaming coral]

well

there is that kid

who donated 100 million to the school every day!

or at least his dad so

REJECTED

[reef grove]

bro there’s literally only one other person from my city (and afaik state) that got in so far 😭🙏

[gleaming coral]

what state r u from goddamnb

[reef grove]

i would be doxxing myself lol

midwest

[solemn panther]

i thought u were intl what 🧍‍♂️

or was that kazzy

jazzy**

[reef grove]

maybe, i’m not a us citizen if maybe that’s what you were remembering?

[solemn panther]

ohhh

ok

[reef grove]

no jazzy is domestic

[solemn panther]

makes more sense

[reef grove]

i wasn’t born in the us but i have my green card

[solemn panther]

so technically ur domestic? ig

[reef grove]

yeah, permanent residents count as domestic

[gleaming coral]

its an entire state tho

[reef grove]

i’m not sure if it counts if you just have a visa

[gleaming coral]

wait

we would be able to guess

cuz u would be one of two ppl who got into harvard

[reef grove]

that barely has any ppl going from there haha

[gleaming coral]

yes I have the harvard chops

[reef grove]

i like being cautious lol, esp when i’ve already shared so much abt myself

[gleaming coral]

i can do logical deductoins

Here's what we know about kaz #notcreepy

and english

is listening to englishman in new york rn

that' about it

[reef grove]

ty <3

[gleaming coral]

💀

I wanna sing

a song

[reef grove]

englishman in new york is a rlly good song

i was gonna write abt it for that one school that asked for “what song describes your life”

i forget which

might’ve been princeton

[gleaming coral]

haha

i wanna sing teenage dirtbag why wheatus

or fools gold by one direction

but i can't go that high

fireproof is also amazing

illusion as well

i'm 1D fanboying

[reef grove]

lmaooo

[gleaming coral]

tell me do you believe in love?

its not a illusion to meeee

i cry to that

[reef grove]

pffff

[gleaming coral]

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do
It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe we're fireproof
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do

greatest lyrics ever

[remote forge]

mcdonalds job offer and a harvard interview

🔥

[gleaming coral]

mdonalds was yesterday

charles get it right

[vocal arrow]

damm he called u a BITTTCCH

https://tenor.com/view/personally-i-wouldnt-let-that-slide-gif-26085972

[remote forge]

my bad 💔

[gleaming coral]

that's right charles

[balmy thorn]

Is it too late to submit an additional rec letter

[gleaming coral]

hello

are you telling me you did not do the bare minimum?

[balmy thorn]

An additional one lol

[gleaming coral]

oh

idk

maybe

you can upload it on ur portal

[obsidian nexus]

yes

[reef grove]

worst case they wont look at it 🤷

[stone mural]

Where my interview

They prob alr accepted me don’t even need an interview lmao I’m just better (😔)

[solemn panther]

Real

We’re totally auto admits 🔥

[obsidian nexus]

yes

[gleaming coral]

its over a month till the decesion comes out

why do they need all that time

[balmy thorn]

Idt Harvard prescreens

[frail plank]

they do

[obsidian nexus]

doubt it

[hallow prawn]

yk your decision is the same whether u worry abt it or not

[obsidian nexus]

based

based asf

[quasi shadow]

Only add it if you feel it’ll add smth to ur app

Else don’t

[ornate garden]

oh wait r u sure

[obsidian nexus]

i am sure

[ornate garden]

ok yeahhh that makes sense bc i live in a rural area 😭

[frail plank]

eh... - idk

[fleet thicket]

bro went from yale thread to harvard thread to stress abt interviews

LOL

[ornate garden]

LMAOOOOOO let me cope omg

[obsidian nexus]

thats what i was told by both an interviewing chair and an AO, ive heard other people say differently though

[frail plank]

yale pretty sure geographically doesnt matter

princeton manages to interview nearly evevryone

and yale cant?

gatekeepers

[ornate garden]

i got mine REALLY late tho

like only last week lol

we dont have any alumni here

[obsidian nexus]

yeah its probably availability

[frail plank]

im coping that its because of availability

[obsidian nexus]

its not coping its an objective fact dw

because even if its selective thats still availability based 💀

[frail plank]

i know that aint true though

[frail plank]

depends on the school idk

[obsidian nexus]

well believe what you want to believe lmao

[quasi shadow]

Duke interview

[frail plank]

but cant do anything about it!!!

[quasi shadow]

No harvard

[frail plank]

BRO GOT DUKE

WHAT ARE U COMPLAING ABOUT

[quasi shadow]

[ornate garden]

i think

if youre like in an area without alumni

[quasi shadow]

Fair point

[ornate garden]

youre fine

but maybe if there are alumni in your area and you didnt get one then idk

[obsidian nexus]

no lmao, this is semantics but even if a school theoretically prescreens its still availability because of the natural existence of demand vs supply

[quasi shadow]

No one from my school has like

Gotten a harvard interview yet

[ornate garden]

same lol

[obsidian nexus]

yeah so i really wouldnt worry

[ornate garden]

nobody got any interview from my school

im the only one who got dartmouth/pton

[quasi shadow]

Like my friend got yale interview

No harvard

[ornate garden]

so idk but those are also avail based

[quasi shadow]

I didn’t apply yale but I got duke

[fleet thicket]

but also like guys what is speculating about prescreening gonna do u won’t know anything until march 27

[obsidian nexus]

facts bruh

so facts

[frail plank]

they be giving interviews to internationals and 2 for some applicants

discrimination!

[ornate garden]

i wonder what is the baseline for passing prescreen

[obsidian nexus]

bro they can do whatever they want, its out of your control

[ornate garden]

is it like 3.8+ gpa

[frail plank]

its not that

[ornate garden]

oh then what is it

[frail plank]

even the prescreen is holistic

[obsidian nexus]

no

[frail plank]

the pre screen removes truly unviable applications

[ornate garden]

ohhh okok so if you have like a 2.0 gpa and stuff and no ecs

[frail plank]

yeah

[fleet thicket]

you need a 4.3 uw and 1580 to pass prescreen

nothing less

[ornate garden]

yeah honestly i doubt i would get removed

[fleet thicket]

cooked guys

[frail plank]

4.3 uw

[ornate garden]

from the prescreen

[frail plank]

[ornate garden]

so maybe im ok

[frail plank]

we probably all passed the pre screen

[ornate garden]

yup

[frail plank]

we just didnt get an interview...

[ornate garden]

i thought prescreen is like super strict idk someone was telling me you need like a 1550+ sat for yale etc

but they were prob trolling LMAO

now that i think ab it

[fleet thicket]

i have a 1460

[ornate garden]

ya ik you told me lol

[fleet thicket]

o lol

[obsidian nexus]

heck no

[ornate garden]

did you submit it tho

[fleet thicket]

yes

[ornate garden]

IK you can submit ap tests instead

[obsidian nexus]

you guys need to like stop listening to fearmongerers

[ornate garden]

for yale

ohhh

[obsidian nexus]

like fr

[fleet thicket]

i took 0 aps

my school doesn’t have them

[ornate garden]

ooh okok makes sense

[quasi shadow]

Yale prescreen is

Genuinely selective though

Like there were stats on this

[ornate garden]

ok but wdym selective

like STATS wise or like

[quasi shadow]

It’s something like 20-30% that get an interview

It’s not a lot

[obsidian nexus]

yeah but your school in particular is

[ornate garden]

by stats i mean gpa/ap/sat

[obsidian nexus]

a school of all time

[quasi shadow]

No clue

Prolly holistic

[frail plank]

the best of the best

the bougie of the bougie

[obsidian nexus]

yeah because there is limited availability

[frail plank]

the posh of the posh

[quasi shadow]

Yeah but uh

[ornate garden]

ok yes also i just remembered that we have like at least 5k more applcants due to 2007 birth rate spike

[fleet thicket]

bro

[ornate garden]

so they may be prioritizing borderline applicants

[fleet thicket]

2007 birth rate spike is such cope

[quasi shadow]

It’s not that much dumbass💀

[ornate garden]

stoppp let me cope

[quasi shadow]

It’s like 2%

[fleet thicket]

there are 5k more applicants every year

[obsidian nexus]

very exciting

[ornate garden]

idk if nobody got interviews from my area i shouldnt be too worried right

[obsidian nexus]

yeah

tldr

no need to worry

LMAO

[frail plank]

yeah ngl

i dont think harvard/yale likes me

tbh

[fleet thicket]

also imagine when u guys get in w no interview ur gonna look back and be like wow i was stressing for no reason

the stress now isn’t worth it go outside and hang out with ur friends

[ornate garden]

I literally wont omg dont give me hope 😭

[obsidian nexus]

bro

[frail plank]

i wish

[ornate garden]

im ending up at berkeley fr

[obsidian nexus]

for real

[ornate garden]

go bears 😍

[obsidian nexus]

bro says that like its a bad thing

[ornate garden]

lmao

[fleet thicket]

😭😭

[frail plank]

please tell me dartmouth it pre screened towards teh end

[knotty orchid]

holy aura 1460 and a likely you must have insane ECs and a story bro

[frail plank]

idk, biggreen said they also have priority

[ornate garden]

bro 1460 isnt even bad lol

they dont care abt pure stats that much

tbh

[obsidian nexus]

you guys are reading way too deep into a prescreen lmao

[obsidian nexus]

facts

finally some reason

[wet owl]

yeah + context of school

[ornate garden]

honestly i think if you have like 1400+ and you have good ecs you can get in, cuz they are NOT going to reject a high gpa student based on their sat score

[knotty orchid]

its 25th percentile but still

[wet owl]

I got the highest score in the history of my school but it's lower than a 1500

and here I am

[obsidian nexus]

"yeah this kid made a meaningful impact on the world but his sat is 10 points too low, reject"

[knotty orchid]

if domestic yeah

[ornate garden]

no im saying bc ik someone who got into harvard with like a 31 act or smth

but her ecs were rlly good

you have to have a compelling story / passion

[knotty orchid]

yh ofc ofc

[obsidian nexus]

yeah the people that get into the top schools from our school are not the ones with the best "stats"

[ornate garden]

no im being fr what 😭

she did like USACHO i think

[knotty orchid]

this is rhe issue eith the internet I did not mean to have any sarcasm wirh that lmao

[knotty orchid]

idk what that is

[gleaming coral]

Bro I'm gonna be the only interviewed and rejected person

[ornate garden]

idk if i spelledit right its the usa chem olympiad

[knotty orchid]

fs, if I get rejected im blaming the fact I applied for aid

[ornate garden]

idk if its usaco or usacho lmao

[knotty orchid]

ah

thats cool

yeah we have similar ones here

[obsidian nexus]

oh because intl

[knotty orchid]

just UK instead of USA

[knotty orchid]

yeahhh

[frail plank]

are u UK?

[knotty orchid]

yes

[frail plank]

im sorry british food doesnt exist except gordon ramsay and fish n chips

[ornate garden]

ohhh yes ive heard

i want to move to the uk lol

after college

[knotty orchid]

cap british food is good bro u just havent had the tight stuff

[frail plank]

cap

[knotty orchid]

right

[frail plank]

went to a 4.6 star restaurant with thousands of reviews in london,

blandest shit ever

spent like $300

ill send u the restaurant too

[knotty orchid]

yeah its nice here, not london tho, come to the countryside where I live its so nice

[gleaming coral]

💀

[gleaming coral]

I asked my grandma

She says she's from kent

Have u heard of kent

[knotty orchid]

tell me the one its probably a tourist rip off

[ornate garden]

ohh ok idk my friend lives in like cheltenham or smth and its rlly nice so i was thinking ab that

[frail plank]

let me find it

[knotty orchid]

yess I live super close to cheltnham its lovely here

[knotty orchid]

bet

yeah we have the horse races here its pretty cool

[frail plank]

its Fallow

4.6, 6k reviews

[knotty orchid]

yeah ik kent, im a bit ambivalent towards it tho lol

[frail plank]

presentation is good

taste was shit

sorry british food is bland as shit

salt doesnt exist

[frail plank]

tourist rip offs tend to have bad reviews

[knotty orchid]

it looks good ngl

[frail plank]

i made sure to check reviews and not just waht it looks llike outside

it was PACKED

too

[knotty orchid]

it has a michelin star

[frail plank]

BLAND AS SHIT

[frail plank]

i didnt even know that

[knotty orchid]

What did u order

[frail plank]

uh

let me see

i got the smoked cods head

actually very tender, bland as fuck

it was more of a mild spicy sauce it was weird

what else did i get

venison tartar i think

[knotty orchid]

yh idk michelin star restuarants are usually an acquired taste

[frail plank]

i've had better steak tartars at cut by wolfgang

[knotty orchid]

and probably a lot on presentation too

[ornate garden]

omg i love british food

[wet owl]

British people r so polite tho

[ornate garden]

i love the like toffee pudding thing

[frail plank]

i dont think its my taste tbh

[wet owl]

like the ones ik speak classical English

[frail plank]

i love high end dining

[ornate garden]

YES ITS SO POSH

[knotty orchid]

haha outside of london and orher cities yes otherwise nooo

[ornate garden]

why cant americans be like that

like

[frail plank]

french food is overrated too (to the degree it is)

[knotty orchid]

only in the south lmao

[ornate garden]

people lit come to school in pajamas and half naked like bro 😭

[wet owl]

IKRRRRR

[frail plank]

best italian beats best french sorry

mediterranean is good af too

[wet owl]

I second this

[knotty orchid]

this is literally everyone where I live lol

[frail plank]

ur country puts no salt on ur food

sorry thats just the fact

u guys have no taste buds

[wet owl]

lucky I would love to hear people speak like that lmao

[knotty orchid]

Im not actually english so I cant take offense to this lol

[frail plank]

I SHOULDVE wrote my esssay on why british people cant taste

[ornate garden]

SAME i love british accents

[frail plank]

and done a study about it

[ornate garden]

american accents r lowkey like

[frail plank]

that wouldve made an epic EC

[ornate garden]

i hate it 😭

[wet owl]

I went to a British school at some point and the only recipe they kept talking about was fish n chips

[knotty orchid]

Yeah lol but sometimes its annoying especially the girls

[ornate garden]

LMAOOO

[wet owl]

I CAN SWITCH BETWEEN AN AMERICAN AND A BRITISH ACCENT THANKFULLY

[wet owl]

yeah Uk fights are insane

my friend sent me one from their school

[ornate garden]

BRO ONE TIME I TRIED A BRITISH ACCENT AND it was so bad omg i literally canot learn it

[wet owl]

I didn't understand most of the slangs they were using

[ornate garden]

i think its easier for brits to learn american accents tho

than the other way around

[knotty orchid]

wait do u have the like middle eastern british english accent rhats one of my favourite ones

[frail plank]

this must be how u got into harvard

[wet owl]

I grew up speaking british english and then I learned american english later on

[knotty orchid]

lmaoo our slang is so weird

[wet owl]

Idk what u mean by that but lowkey

[wet owl]

LMAOOOOO

[knotty orchid]

like idk I met some girls from lebanon who went to a british school and their accent was so good

[wet owl]

istg like what kinda cursewords r these 😭

[knotty orchid]

ngl ppl force the slang too much as well so its just cringe

[wet owl]

yeah my cousin (in dubai tho) has draco malfoy's accent

POTTAH

[knotty orchid]

🤣

[wet owl]

identical

[wet owl]

can be yeah

[ornate garden]

💀

[knotty orchid]

yeah some ppl do talk like that here lol

[ornate garden]

the reason why i prefer england tho is bc

i feel like america is SO degenerate 😭 like no offence but

uk js feels kind of posh yk esp the architecture and all

[wet owl]

lmao everything is okay in the US

ig

[ornate garden]

its ok but like people are crazy lowkey and overly religious and idk 😭

[wet owl]

UK is classy

[ornate garden]

i think id prefer the uk

[knotty orchid]

yeah but really england is really varied like america. You have like lovely parts of america like towns in new england and southern cities which have rhe nicest people and then horrible cities, its the same here

[ornate garden]

yeah bro i live in a rural area population of 5k and 15 guns per person.

[wet owl]

US people r overly religious? u gotta be kidding me😭

[ornate garden]

yes bro literally in my area at least the whole areas funded by this church

[knotty orchid]

like yeah this is true for maybe oxford, cambrdige, all the small countrysidr towns and zone 1 in london

[wet owl]

ur giving me BYU vibes

[ornate garden]

and the universities in my area have exceptions for titl1 grants and they r allowed to take judicial actions against LGBTQ people

😭

[wet owl]

I wanted to apply there

[ornate garden]

bro no i dont live by there lmao but ik people there

its crazy

[knotty orchid]

exactly lol im sure u would love where I live but hate london

[obsidian nexus]

US is a pretty religious country

[wet owl]

their education is pretty good

[ornate garden]

ik i hate it ugh

like im an athiest so

[obsidian nexus]

its okay then they probably hate you too

LMAO

[wet owl]

Y'all have never been to eastern europe and the middle east? it's incomparable

[knotty orchid]

I think american church culture is really cool ngl, especially african americans I really admire it

[ornate garden]

LMAO i dont rlly tell anyone bc if youre not religious then you get discriminated against

[wet owl]

most american people that ik r atheists or non practicing chritians

[ornate garden]

dude we had like a meeting at the church in my area and they were advertising to go to J6 like 4 years ago and some teachers from my school went

it was so insane i literally hate it here

[wet owl]

what's J6 lol

[ornate garden]

January 6th

[knotty orchid]

do you guys have like chapel or morningn services at school at all

[ornate garden]

no its a public school lol but they are pushing for it

[wet owl]

i got detention for wearing a t shirt once

yall got calm down

[ornate garden]

i think we have like a christian club and they do prayer

like they do it in the classroom

[wet owl]

gotta*

[knotty orchid]

haha our uniform policy is crazy lmao they get so mad when we undo our top buttons 😭

[wet owl]

it was somehow distracting

[knotty orchid]

Ah I see

[wet owl]

SAME I WENT TO 4 DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS

and it's insane everywhere

I like our current uniform tho

[ornate garden]

yeah it got shut down bc its california LMAO

[knotty orchid]

they making us wear suits every day 💔

[ornate garden]

the state gov is very like liberal but not us 💔

[wet owl]

but we don't have skirts 😭

[ornate garden]

i wish we had a uniform omg

[knotty orchid]

ohh yh cali is super liberal, id still love to live in OC tho

[wet owl]

they r only allowed for students under 12

[ornate garden]

people come to school with blankets 😭 like no pants on bro

[knotty orchid]

tf

[ornate garden]

this one girl came to school w like panties on and a blanket she got sent to the office

YES

[wet owl]

THEY LOOK GOOD THO LIKE UK UNIFORMS R GOOD

[ornate garden]

its sooo degenerate im not even lying

[wet owl]

we had to wear ties and stuff in my old school

[wet owl]

wtf

[ornate garden]

YES REAL

[knotty orchid]

it is pretty cute like I remember being 12 in a full ass suit wirh my school logo lol

[ornate garden]

mhm bro people think blankets are their PANTS

[wet owl]

I mean that's inappropriate regardless of personally freedom

*personal

[ornate garden]

exactly

like bro pls dress normally ur in school

people dont even wear shoes either bruh 😭

[knotty orchid]

like they wear crocs or what

[wet owl]

crocs

[ornate garden]

there was this one guy i HATE and he jusy took off his shoes and socks and put them on my desk bro

im NOT even joking

[wet owl]

ewwww

[ornate garden]

ya usually

[misty remnant]

bro what is t hsi interview crashout

[ornate garden]

like he put his feet on my desk

😭

[wet owl]

bro forgot manners exist

[knotty orchid]

0.2 gpa activities

[misty remnant]

hi @ornate garden 😍

[ornate garden]

hi anna 😍 😍

[misty remnant]

shes back LMAOAOAO

[ornate garden]

no interview yet :/

[wet owl]

I saw a reel and the girls where sitting in a cafe with their shoes off

like no

[misty remnant]

HELP I GOT harvard 💀

[ornate garden]

EWW

[ornate garden]

OMG WHEN

[misty remnant]

but idt it matters

[ornate garden]

YESS CONGRATS

[misty remnant]

like sun night

[wet owl]

CONGRATSSSSSS

[ornate garden]

OOH OKOK

GLLL

[knotty orchid]

so no more dooming? 🤣

[wet owl]

in the US tho

[misty remnant]

bro iM SCARED TUFTS SATURDAYYY

bro

hes gonna cook me alive

[ornate garden]

YOULL B FINE

[misty remnant]

no. duke next

[ornate garden]

bro i havent gotten any LMAO

[knotty orchid]

it rlly never stops huh

[ornate garden]

i think i am very cooked

[misty remnant]

BRO i prepared the most narcissistic q's for bro

🙏

[ornate garden]

THE WHITE GUY?

omg

[frail plank]

INTERVIEW?

[misty remnant]

-berkeley early admit

[wet owl]

I have an internship interview but I realized I don't even want this one

[frail plank]

WHATTTTT

[ornate garden]

how did that go

[misty remnant]

YES BRO

[frail plank]

WAIT SO U DID U GET THEM ALL?

[misty remnant]

im cooked

well its saturday

[ornate garden]

BRO i didnt get interviews tho idt bereley matters

they made a mistake LMAO

[frail plank]

when did they ask?

[wet owl]

I applied cuz my friend is applying so we can be together

[misty remnant]

my harvard interview goat tho

omfg

[knotty orchid]

lit just ask him how his career progressed and why he did so well on wall street

[misty remnant]

hes a lawyer + professor

[ornate garden]

STOP

[misty remnant]

not wall street

[ornate garden]

HIS FACE SCARES ME

GOOD LUCK.

[misty remnant]

NO FR DAWGG

[frail plank]

wait so you got yale, duke, harvard?

[misty remnant]

thanks?!?!?!?

[frail plank]

???

[knotty orchid]

Ohh

[misty remnant]

😭

[wet owl]

goals

[frail plank]

OMG

[misty remnant]

no dawg

read my msg

tf

[balmy thorn]

My Penn interview boutta be chopped bro

[ornate garden]

no no she didnt get duke i think

right anna

[frail plank]

i dont read

[misty remnant]

ya

only yale, harvard

davidj try reading

[ornate garden]

LMFAO

[misty remnant]

bro im gonna like hide his zoom svreen

so i dont have to see it

[frail plank]

the ones that actually matter...

[misty remnant]

im scared

[ornate garden]

LMAOOOOOO

[misty remnant]

HIS VOICE SOUNDS CREEPY

[ornate garden]

bro i hope he isnt racist

[wet owl]

whaaaat

[ornate garden]

he givs that vibe lowkey

with the bio and all

[misty remnant]

BRO SERENA MY TEACHER told me to go back to china today "bc we're becoming like china" UMMM

[ornate garden]

his article was CRAZY

[misty remnant]

.

NO FR

[ornate garden]

WHAT

STOP WTF

[misty remnant]

YES BRO

[ornate garden]

💀

[wet owl]

WHAT

[ornate garden]

WTFFFFFFFF

WHAT DID U SAY

[misty remnant]

and my eng teacher told me like 20 yrs ago he was like this bc he called a girl in her class "monkey toes" DAWG

[misty remnant]

NOTHING!?!? IDK

[ornate garden]

STOPPPPPPPP

[misty remnant]

everyone was js in shock

[ornate garden]

WTF

THATS SO BAD

[misty remnant]

bro ppl in my class lowk started apologizing to me

[ornate garden]

REPORT HIM 😭

[misty remnant]

like 😭

BUT THEY HAVE reported him and the school aint do nothin

IDK

cooked

[ornate garden]

MONKEY TOES WTF

is she also chinese

[misty remnant]

YES. BRO?!?!?!?

i dont know

[ornate garden]

BRO.....

......

why

do white people

[misty remnant]

it was my eng teacher's classmate

[ornate garden]

think its ok

[misty remnant]

I KNOW BRO

[wet owl]

my 5th grade sci teacher called my friend a cow

[ornate garden]

to say random shit like this

[misty remnant]

and hes like "i've grown" ahh

[ornate garden]

😭

[wet owl]

he got kicked out

[misty remnant]

HELP?!

[wet owl]

I SWEAR

[misty remnant]

ya this guy not gteting kicked out..

its his last yr

[balmy thorn]

My teachers call me that regularly

[wet owl]

I hated him

[misty remnant]

but he been doing this shit for yrs 😭 so

umm

[wet owl]

dang it

[balmy thorn]

The cash cow 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[wet owl]

he's old? lord have mercy

[frail plank]

https://tenor.com/view/gong-yoo-squid-games-season-2-squid-games-s2-gongyoo-stamping-on-food-anyujin1stfan-gif-13157176666578468223

[misty remnant]

he like 57

💀

[frail plank]

colleges to my app when i wonder where my interview at

[wet owl]

I had a 64 yo a teacher

[misty remnant]

bro bc like theres another chinese kid in the class BUT HE DOESNT GET PICKED ON

[wet owl]

she's cool

[misty remnant]

he doesnt get told to "go back to china" or wtvr

like ok

...

why am i the only one

now the rest of the class all white tho

[frail plank]

go back to china is actually the lamest insult ever

[ornate garden]

omg anna

do you remember the am guy he LEFT LMFAO

@misty remnant

[frail plank]

who is the am guy

[misty remnant]

YES BRO I SAW

what happened 😭

[ornate garden]

idk this one guy that used ti be active with us

[ornate garden]

IDK

[misty remnant]

he's like its the same now or wtvr

like tf

[ornate garden]

MAYBE IT WAS LIKE MANGO

LIKE

IDK

[misty remnant]

ya davidj u missed am

was lowk a goat

[ornate garden]

MAYBE HE GOT BANNED 😭

[misty remnant]

not mango helpp

bro

[frail plank]

they always do dont they

[misty remnant]

have u talked to him

[ornate garden]

No lmaooooooo

[frail plank]

yale gotta remove the pre screen ngl

[ornate garden]

have you

[frail plank]

they adding to college neuroticism

[ornate garden]

bro should i update my linkedin i had an ao view it

[obsidian nexus]

is there even a prescreen

[ornate garden]

i deleted some stuff off there bc ppl were stalking me 💀

[frail plank]

YES

THERE LITERALLY IS

[ornate garden]

yes kinda

[frail plank]

AS MUCH AS I WISH THERE ISNT THERE IS

[balmy thorn]

Yale prescreen heavily

[ornate garden]

LMAO

[frail plank]

also u dont have to be cracked to get into yale, ive seen like actual mid students get in

[balmy thorn]

Harvard I’m not convinced lmfao

[misty remnant]

not rlly HELP

i feel bad

😭

[balmy thorn]

Which college

[wet owl]

I should do this

[frail plank]

like im syaing like just club membership, decent gpa, and thats about it

[wet owl]

my whole life is on LinkedIn

[frail plank]

anyone going to ROHP

[ornate garden]

harvard stanford berkeley ucla let me check the rest

[balmy thorn]

wtf bro

[ornate garden]

i removed like some of my main awards bc someone scraped me bruh

😭

[wet owl]

huhhhh

[balmy thorn]

Do u have premium lol

[gleaming coral]

This is wild

[frail plank]

for what

[ornate garden]

i got a free trial LMAOOO

it expired tho

[ornate garden]

like on linkedin

[wet owl]

I don't yet

people say it's useless

[ornate garden]

you can see and then it said like AO @ hrvard or whatever

or like ppl who work in internals

[wet owl]

I thought it gives u name

s

[balmy thorn]

Idt anyone checked mine bro

[knotty orchid]

you guys’ AOs are wild no one has viewed my linked in bruh

[wet owl]

same

[balmy thorn]

Same

[ornate garden]

like i think one dudes just said like editor at harvard idk 💀

like what even is senior editor

idont even know atp

[wet owl]

I checked my interviewer's tho and sent her a request before my interview 💀

it was an accident

[balmy thorn]

wtf bro

[knotty orchid]

I think the uchicago AO viewed mine but thats only aftwr I stalked her ☠️

[wet owl]

a bad one

[frail plank]

NOOOOOOO

[ornate garden]

I think it makes sense tho. that they would wnt to verify my stuff easily without calling up a bunch of places

[frail plank]

ima go see if anyone stocked me

[ornate garden]

Bc i expected they would want to verify lmao

[wet owl]

we're friends now lmao she gave me her number and we text every once in a while

[balmy thorn]

Lol no

[wet owl]

we might meet up this summer

[ornate garden]

wdym

[obsidian nexus]

bro

[balmy thorn]

Ppl lie on LinkedIn all the time 😭😭😭 it’s not somewhere to fact check

[wet owl]

where is this

[obsidian nexus]

my linkedin views 💀

[wet owl]

no I have my certificates uploaded there

[wet owl]

no this uni

[ornate garden]

no i have stuff linked

[wet owl]

ive never heard of it

[knotty orchid]

verifying is just calling thr school and asking and if they cant say yes then they dig deeper, but rrally they dont verify most stuff if its in recs

[obsidian nexus]

no clue

[knotty orchid]

U just getting stalked by randos

[wet owl]

I uploaded my certificates there cuz my counselor doesn't check her emaik

[knotty orchid]

oh lmao

[wet owl]

I would've gotten cooked otherwise

[obsidian nexus]

fr bruh

[knotty orchid]

maybe lol

[frail plank]

WTF

[wet owl]

india

[frail plank]

U GOT THAT MANY

[knotty orchid]

tf how many followers do u have

[obsidian nexus]

not many

[obsidian nexus]

bruh

[knotty orchid]

thats really odd

[wet owl]

I have 3000 views 💀

[obsidian nexus]

wtf

[wet owl]

I DONT POST CRINGY POSTS BTW

JUST SAYING

I know a lot of people that's it

[ornate garden]

LMAO???

crazy

[short lagoon]

prescreen also checks ur hour

commitment

bc if u write something outlandish

ur cooked

[wet owl]

I haven't posted in ages

[obsidian nexus]

who looks at hour commitment lmao

[short lagoon]

i needa sign up for rohp

[ornate garden]

hm is this an AO

[obsidian nexus]

no

[short lagoon]

tons of ppl lmao

[ornate garden]

girl it closed........

[short lagoon]

oh aint no way

bruh

[obsidian nexus]

probably just from ur research stuff

[short lagoon]

all good, ill just ask a friend to lemme stay the night

[knotty orchid]

I have 34 views bro how do u guys get so many

[wet owl]

some people put numbers that add up to 30 hrs a day

[ornate garden]

bro i lowkey fucked mine up but i put the same thing for like ucs too so idk

so i dont think they care that much

[frail plank]

what did u guys put???

[ornate garden]

like way too much LMAO