Harvard University (2024-2025)

[ripe plinth]

after that

-1 follow

kinda petty but made me feel better

[remote forge]

im watching the office and whenver John Krasinski pops up i only think abt the fact that he went to brown 💀

[remote forge]

LOL same

blocked

[ripe plinth]

🔥

we dont talk back to toxic ex's 🗣️ 🔥

[remote forge]

if they dont want me someone else will smh

wait did u apply for aid

[ripe plinth]

yeah

dawg

[remote forge]

aw 💀

bro i was abt to say

[ripe plinth]

i may go private but i cant afford that shi

thats like 500k usd in debt

i aint doing that

[remote forge]

if u didnt u prob could act get some t20s mb

[ripe plinth]

nah not worth generational debt

[remote forge]

LOL an aklumbi from my school is gonna be 380k in debt

i could never do that 💀

[ripe plinth]

real

[remote forge]

idk how hes gonna repay that but liek good for him ig

[ripe plinth]

damn

yeah

imma need to get a job after IB

practice putting the fries in the bag cuz thats the only thing imma do with a polisci degree

[remote forge]

bro i applied as a cs major....

what do u thinnk im gonna be doing

[ripe plinth]

well you got like

[remote forge]

im not even gonna be able to get a job at mcdonalds

[ripe plinth]

a few years left

surely 💀

[remote forge]

i alr got rejected from mcdonalds once 💔

act ghosted by them

[ripe plinth]

damn

go to burger king 💯

[remote forge]

idek why i applied cs i should have applied eng or smth

[remote forge]

wendys 🔥

[ripe plinth]

mcds kinda overrated ngl

[remote forge]

their fries r pretty good tho

ngl ive been craving costco fries

[gleaming coral]

I got a McDonald's interview tmr

[remote forge]

gl!

dont get ghosted in this economy

[ripe plinth]

real

cant afford ghosting in this economy

[misty remnant]

HWAT

for harvard??

of

[gleaming coral]

No for a job my Harvard one is Wednesday

[vocal arrow]

can i get some discouint then

in mcdonalds

its expesnive

[gleaming coral]

Hell nah

Don't eat that shit

Bad for you

Preservatives and shit

[remote forge]

im gonna be emailingn mcdonalds abt ur comments

[gleaming coral]

Anybody wanna see my dog

🐕

Doggero

🐶

[gleaming coral]

Gl finding someone who gives a flying 🦆

[vocal arrow]

yea sure

i might eat it though (joke)

[quasi shadow]

yeah I applied electrical lmao

most schools have a CE major so I was between CS and EE but ended up applying EE

[solemn panther]

Who’s this diva?

[gleaming coral]

Her name is Pado

[misty remnant]

AWW

[gleaming coral]

This vc is very depressing Haha

[rugged vessel]

boligrafo is spaniard

[misty remnant]

dont go in there dawg

[rugged vessel]

i think

[misty remnant]

the only a2c you use is the mega threads

[rugged vessel]

whats with the vc i wanna know if i should judge it or not

[gleaming coral]

It is entertaining

I love this mega thread tho

[misty remnant]

right

you should’ve applied to yale

d1 crash out daily

[gleaming coral]

Why 💀

[misty remnant]

#1268143116351832124

cus it’s fun

all interview concerns

[gleaming coral]

No

The Princeton dude is there

He exhausts me

No offense

[gleaming coral]

Anna what's ur major again

[misty remnant]

economics & political science (or they call it government at harvard 🙏)

[gleaming coral]

What kinda job do u wanna get

[misty remnant]

be an investment banker

that’s what the economics is for

i enjoy government for fun

🥰🥰

lifelong passion

[gleaming coral]

Oh...

That's cool

[misty remnant]

sorry

[gleaming coral]

How'd u get into it

[misty remnant]

i need the money 🤑

um i don’t know 😣😣

[gleaming coral]

What's the best school for economis

Prob UPenn right?

[misty remnant]

ur mothers university

[plain stump]

wharton

yea upenn business

[gleaming coral]

Anna how can u be so nice then so mean

[misty remnant]

i’m sorry.

[gleaming coral]

Remember guys

It isn't over until it's over

March 27th

[molten glen]

good luck with ur eons of math

[misty remnant]

okay cs major 🤓🤓

[molten glen]

i'm only required to take TWO 'Math Department' classes thank u very much

the rest are hidden within CS itself cough cs20 cough

[misty remnant]

ok well i’m not going to unassuming cambridge so

UMASS

okay

same thing anyways!

[obsidian nexus]

bro what

[gleaming coral]

Morning youtiao

How's ur day

[rugged vessel]

Two 2️⃣

[gleaming coral]

ㅈ디ㅣ

well

how is everyone doing

[bleak otter]

@rustic path

but late but the textbook i use described the problem pretty well (a lot better than what my teacher did…)

[wet owl]

good hbu

[glad patrol]

Does the mid-year report option come some time after we submit our applications? I just saw yesterday that it was marked as incomplete but I don't remember it being a field earlier

[wet owl]

I submitted mine and it's still incomplete (like 2 days ago)

on the wesbite it says that it takes some time to process them

ig that's fine

[glad patrol]

i dont think my counselor has submitted it yet 💀

its fine if she submits it tomorrow right

[wet owl]

I emailed my AO but you should be fine

[glad patrol]

ohk, tysm!

[wet owl]

yw!

[gleaming coral]

fine. (I did RD so I don't have to do mid-year reports)

right?

[wet owl]

I'm pretty sure u should submit them as soon as they are available

[gleaming coral]

Hmmm

[gleaming coral]

How do I do that

[gleaming coral]

Wait nvrm it says it got my mid year trascript

can you speak arabic John

oh

you are a saudi ciitizen tho

i thought you lived in saudi

wait that don't mean you are saudi

i'm so fucking dumb

i'm sorry john

forgive me for my ignorance and incompetance

[wet owl]

I thought he was Arab too lmao

[wet owl]

ur counselor submits them through the common app

[gleaming coral]

yeah he did I saw

[wet owl]

No bcz u said u live in the UAE

I assumed u know arabic

[gleaming coral]

in a lot of gulf states a lot of the pop isn't arab

but since he's oura ge I assumed he was a gulf state citizen

[wet owl]

ik a lot of people don't speak arabic there

but he gave arab vibes lmao

[gleaming coral]

yeah but he's our age

and intl

[wet owl]

ikkkk

[fiery ridge]

Yes very

[solemn panther]

Day 48 of no Harvard interview

[gleaming coral]

@reef grove I got a response from the optmist club

[fiery ridge]

😭

Shawn r u majoring bio

[wet owl]

Yeah it's hard

[reef grove]

yayyyy!!!

[gleaming coral]

it literally just gave me the email of another lady who is gonna give me another email

[reef grove]

well i mean at least it’s something haha

[wet owl]

Random question for the folks at Harvard do we get to list the names of people we would like to room with in the survey?

[floral briar]

@reef grove you have failed me 🥹💔

[gleaming coral]

its been one min

[reef grove]

what did i dooooo 😭🙏

[floral briar]

No interview 😞

[gleaming coral]

hows that kaz's fault

[reef grove]

my bad 😞 i sent the request for an alumni to interview you via carrier pigeon so he might’ve gotten lost or smth

[rugged vessel]

no :(

well idt theyd care

[floral briar]

SEND ANOTHER ONE
Just a month left 😭😭😭

[rugged vessel]

if u did

houses yes dorms no

[floral briar]

💔

[wet owl]

Dang it

[reef grove]

ITS HARD TO TRAIN CARRIER PIGEONS IN THIS ECONOMY

[floral briar]

Send an email 😭

[floral briar]

Free fr

[wet owl]

:((

[gleaming coral]

ya;ll have the same proifle pic color

change it

so i can tell ya'll apart

[reef grove]

i’m scared abt who my roommate is gonna be, what if the first thing they do is ask for my linkedin

[wet owl]

same

[wet owl]

that's cool

[gleaming coral]

i almost laughed out loud in class bro

[wet owl]

I hope she doesn't host parties in our dorms

cuz I don't party and I can't tolerate people screaming

[reef grove]

man that would be fun for me, i just couldn’t stand living with someone that posts inspirational messages and “valuable life lessons” on linkedin

it just screams fake yk

[wet owl]

I've heard that they're pretty good at matching people tho

[wet owl]

Nah I don't party or drink so we would be arguing all the time + with the course load I plan on taking I need the dorm to remain calm tbh

[reef grove]

ohhh yeah that makes sense

[wet owl]

I haven't seen anyone do that yet 😭

[reef grove]

i don’t think a dorm room is big enough to host a party anyway lmao, i think it could hold like 5 people max if they stood pretty still

[wet owl]

yeah thank god

[reef grove]

bro some ppl in our class have thousands of linkedin followers

i don’t think i’ve met 1000 people 💀

[wet owl]

I think we r thinking of the same person but I didn't see any "I proposed to my gf, here are the business lessons that I learned" kinda posts

[reef grove]

LMAO

tbf i haven’t checked their profiles but just seeing the main page of linkedin with all those corny posts just makes me fear potentially rooming with one

i don’t want our argument abt who’s gonna take the trash out turning into a linkedin post with 30k likes

[wet owl]

the reels they like terrify me

[gleaming coral]

til that negociating is difficult when I should be the one doing the thing i'm trying to negociate out of

[wet owl]

if I get roomed up with that one girl who keeps getting on my feed I'll cry

we are the total opposite of each other

[reef grove]

not a lot of girls have been active in crimson chat so idk what to think of them haha, i think a couple sent me requests on linkedin tho

[gleaming coral]

who?

i get that ivyleagueready girl

[reef grove]

buddy wants us to dox her 💀

[wet owl]

idk her

[gleaming coral]

just wanted to see if it was the same

[reef grove]

ah icic

[wet owl]

yeah I got ones too

[solemn panther]

Yea

[reef grove]

i know like one person outside of this chat that goes to harvard but he’s a third year

[gleaming coral]

i don't even have a linkedin

[wet owl]

ik a few people but yeah they're older / graduating this year

[reef grove]

it’s been mostly guys that messaged me tho all with like hundreds of linkedin followers lmao

[reef grove]

i had a blank profile until other admits tracked me down and tried adding me

i have a pretty unique name tho so it wasn’t super weird lmao

[wet owl]

There's a guy who feels more like an influencer tbh

[gleaming coral]

guys?

[reef grove]

men

[reef grove]

did he also put his insta in crimson connect? i might know who you’re talking abt

[wet owl]

lmaooooooo

[wet owl]

if u have him on insta u do

• yeah

[reef grove]

oh yeah ik who then

yeah it’s crazy, some ppl in our class have some insane accomplishments

[floral briar]

Guys how can I add that '29 🥹

[wet owl]

yeah it's amazing tbh

like everyone's so humble

but they did crazy stuff

[wet owl]

change ur server nickname

[floral briar]

Like the official one ☠️

[reef grove]

if you’re on mobile click your profile, edit profile, server profiles

[floral briar]

OMG GUYS
IK THAT

😭😭😭

[reef grove]

whar 😭

[floral briar]

I meant Harvard '29

[reef grove]

i’m so confused

[floral briar]

LEMME ADD THAT 😭

I need ut

[reef grove]

OH 💀💀💀

just add it fr

confidence is key

no one has asked me for proof yet LMAO

[floral briar]

😂😂😂

REAL

[gleaming coral]

wait what?

[wet owl]

for verification they do

[reef grove]

oh yeah i forgot abt that

[gleaming coral]

verification?

[reef grove]

i didn’t verify myself until a bit ago tho for when i committed

[reef grove]

to get the purple title + ability to post in the commitments channel

[gleaming coral]

ah i see do i just contact a mod for that

[wet owl]

same

[reef grove]

well you have to be committed to a college first i believe

i think it tells you how to do it in the rules channel or smth

[floral briar]

See, you failed me again

[reef grove]

i forgot tho

[floral briar]

💔

[wet owl]

gurl the ModMail for harvard server ain't working apparently

I dmed one of the admins

I hope they see it at least 💀

[reef grove]

aww that sucks

it’s okay i’ve been too terrified to message anything in that server anyway

[wet owl]

LMAO why

[reef grove]

it’s intimidating man 😭😭😭🙏

there’s like real harvard ppl in there yk

[wet owl]

yeahhhh but they might be helpful ig

[gleaming coral]

Military helicopters r flying above Me rn

[reef grove]

yeah that’s me i decided to pop in for a visit

[wet owl]

I messaged one admin if she doesn't reply i'll go and dm another one which is embarassing af

[reef grove]

lmaooo

the server honestly seems p chill

[wet owl]

I just don't wanna feel like I'm missing out on anything

[reef grove]

you’re in the insta 😭

the discord is mostly older students and like even alumni

[wet owl]

some people just post hi my name is x nice to meet u that's it

it's not that fun tbh

[reef grove]

oh so crimson chat 2

[wet owl]

yeppp

[gleaming coral]

Bro touch down

[reef grove]

there should be like a discord server so that more ppl can actually join

[wet owl]

some older students r nice

[reef grove]

bc i don’t think discord limits you

[wet owl]

good idea tbh

[reef grove]

idk how to make one or manage one tho lmao, it would prolly take a lot of effort to moderate like 500 ppl

and that’s before rd decisions too

[wet owl]

I recently figured out how to change my nickname

[wet owl]

I think we're 350 or aorund that

[fiery ridge]

Harvard bio T1 ig

[wet owl]

I forgot about those 😭

[reef grove]

that’s so real 😭 but tbf a lot of rd ppl might not commit

prolly most REA will tho

a lot of the current class is athletes from what i could tell based on profiles

like they said that they’re on the rowing team or tennis team or whatever

[wet owl]

gurl yes

I can count the people who aren't athletes on my fingers

I'm pretty sure I've seen some people who r both ahtletes and legacies

[worthy niche]

u guys should start a college admissions advice website

make bank

[wet owl]

I've been thinking of that

lmaoooo

[wet owl]

fr

[reef grove]

that’s so real

[wet owl]

I'm in

[reef grove]

all this time i’ve been reading ppls essays for free

[wet owl]

I litteraly edit essay for free

[reef grove]

i could’ve been earning clams

[gleaming coral]

I'll uh participate

[wet owl]

SAME LMAO

and for summer programs and my folks got in

[gleaming coral]

As long as I don't have to show my face

[reef grove]

PLEASE i’ve had so many ppl ask me to edit their essays

[wet owl]

SAME I DID THAT BUT maybe we shoukd charge smt for it

[reef grove]

and i actually rlly like revising essays 💀

[gleaming coral]

But you'll do it for free for me right 😁

[wet owl]

Its time consuming

same same

[reef grove]

harvard channel discount fr

[gleaming coral]

😭

[wet owl]

Boston's expensive💀 gotta do it

[reef grove]

yeah most of those college counseling services make serious bread

[wet owl]

if anyone knows any companies hiring dm me

[reef grove]

and like some ppls essays were previously checked by a college counseling service and the comments were so bad

literally just “i like this part” or “maybe change this”

[wet owl]

yeah some of them suck

[reef grove]

when there were so many grammar mistakes

unclear antecedents 😡😡😡

[wet owl]

I've read an essay where the guy was basically criticizing himself

[reef grove]

what 😭😭😭

[wet owl]

pointing out flaws

[reef grove]

honestly prolly better than the ppl that paint themselves as angels that do no wrong

[wet owl]

LITTERALY

[wet owl]

yeah but it was really bad

[reef grove]

some of the disagreement essays i proofread were uhhhh

[wet owl]

who on earth says they can't handle pressure when they wanna get into Harvard

[reef grove]

interesting

honestly i think the disagreement essay was a really good call by the harvard execs

you gotta be able to talk abt your flaws right

[reef grove]

but also not be this guy

[gleaming coral]

Wdym

Did I mention I talked Abt the time I disagreed w a dude on whether or not to use prezi or powerpoint

[worthy niche]

did you guys do rea or did u get likelies

[wet owl]

no

only athletes ig

[reef grove]

like it wasn’t a disagreement really, more so “i’m obviously right but look how i humored this guy”

[wet owl]

I talked about an argument with my teacher LMAO

[gleaming coral]

I didn't necessarily say I was right

[reef grove]

rea

[gleaming coral]

More like some things aren't worth disagreeing about

[worthy niche]

did u expect to get in

[reef grove]

yeah i heard u talk abt yours and i thought it sounded cool

[worthy niche]

did u jump when u opened ur decision

[gleaming coral]

@worthy niche stop this masochism

[reef grove]

no

[reef grove]

i recorded myself and i cried lmao

[wet owl]

At first I thought I had a decent shot but then as decisions started approaching Not at all

[worthy niche]

this is so sweet

[wet owl]

I forgot to hit the record button I'm still pissed off lmaooooo

[reef grove]

yeah i saw other ppls profiles and thought who am i kidding i’ll never get in

[wet owl]

yeah but I saw some profiles worse than mine so I thought maybe

I was like mid I'd say

[reef grove]

bro i spent 5 minutes yapping to myself abt how this decision doesn’t define me only to start crying and screaming down the stairs to tell my family when i got in 💀

[wet owl]

it was 3 am for me

the night of an exam

I couldn't even scream

[gleaming coral]

I love that so much

[wet owl]

I just stared at the screen for an hour

[reef grove]

i went down the rabbit hole of watching those youtube acceptance reaction compilations

[reef grove]

shell shocked lmaooo

[wet owl]

I've been watching them since middle school but yeah not having recorded mine was the dumbest thing ever

tho it was late I don't blame myself lmao

yes I do but whatever

[solemn panther]

Manifesting this next month

[reef grove]

i’m happy with how i did mine, my family was in the house but not like watching in my room, i didn’t tell them decisions came out that day

i wanted to surprise them

[wet owl]

yeah my bsf was up and he was like yeah ur gonna stop asking me if u made the right decision everyday 😭

[reef grove]

pfff 💀

[worthy niche]

i havent celebrated any of my acceptances 💔

[wet owl]

yeah it was Princeton vs Harvard

[reef grove]

you should, i got myself a cheesecake to celebrate

even just submitting the app is worth celebrating imo

it’s a lot of work

[wet owl]

that was scaryyyy

I filmed it lmao

I reviewed my file 5 times

[gleaming coral]

My dad was like 😎 good job and then made his breakfast

No fanfare

[reef grove]

bro it was so bad 😭 i freaked out abt my essays after reading them a final time and was dead certain they were the worst pieces of writing that had ever been put to paper

i had been perfecting them for a month

[wet owl]

I wrote the wrong name for one my projects lmao

[reef grove]

💀💀💀

[wet owl]

it was a title tho

the description was correct

[reef grove]

i still haven’t looked at my app since i submitted, i don’t think i could live with myself if i found like 50 spelling errors and grammar mistakes

[wet owl]

do we sincerely have to apply for clubs

fgs

[worthy niche]

I hope u guys enjoy harvard

[wet owl]

aww tysm

hope u get in!

[reef grove]

bro yeah i heard that a lot of them have like rounds and rounds of interviews

[wet owl]

yeah some ask "mental math questions"

no thanks I'll pass

[reef grove]

whaaaat 😭

buddy just let me in the knitting club

don’t make me solve an integral

[wet owl]

yeahhhhh stem and data ones apparently and I SUCK at mental math

[gleaming coral]

Don't reread them. You got a submit when u convince urself theyr okay the 2 secs of that

[reef grove]

so happy i’m a humanities major

[wet owl]

wdym sm1 a year older will be interviewing me

that's awkward

[wet owl]

I've been thinking of switching

[reef grove]

oooh what would you switch to?

[wet owl]

econ maybe

or public policy

or math and econ

[reef grove]

econ sounds fun

super versatile

[wet owl]

yeah and the career aspect is cool

[reef grove]

you could do like one of those joint concentrations

where you combine two

[wet owl]

yeah I was planning on that

[glad blaze]

brooo 😂😭

[wet owl]

if i stay in engineering I definitely wouldn't do a dual concentration

I think it's not even allowed for a BS

[reef grove]

i think i wanna do gov and then a citation in french

[wet owl]

ooo that's cool

[reef grove]

maybe another language too if i work my butt off

learning chinese is the dream, it’s so useful in diplomacy

and it will only get harder as i get older haha

[wet owl]

whenever I c them on TV I can't even keep us with the speed

[reef grove]

i wanna learn all the UN languages at some point

[wet owl]

don't forget us when u work there

[reef grove]

english spanish russian chinese french and arabic

[reef grove]

lmaoooo

[gleaming coral]

If ur parents r from Hungary do they know Russian?

[reef grove]

my dad does, he’s from the soviet union

[gleaming coral]

Yeah I figured

[reef grove]

i know the cyrillic alphabet

but no actual russian

i’ve heard the grammar isn’t too hard tho so it might not be that bad

[dreamy lynx]

No it’s all no preference you just fill out the survey

[wet owl]

thanksss

[gleaming coral]

@reef grove

[reef grove]

aww that sucks :(

[gleaming coral]

U said Feb 28th

I got the McDonald's job

@remote forge

[vocal arrow]

Employee discount code?

Send it to me please thx

Imma take the huzz out to McDonald’s with the employee discount code

[gleaming coral]

I got a accept the offer first

[gleaming coral]

I also found out I have three cavities

[misty remnant]

help??

[gleaming coral]

what

i went to the dentist

[misty remnant]

need toi take better care of ur teeth :(

[gleaming coral]

i gotta floss better

[molten glen]

me when i misspelled harvard in my essay

[flat flame]

omg did you actually 😭

[molten glen]

no

[rapid wave]

I have my interview in 30 minutes

Wish me luck Harvard thread

[solemn panther]

gl!

[reef grove]

gl!!!

[obsidian nexus]

gooodluck

[molten glen]

Good luck in your interview. Do not kiss the interviewer. Do not flirt with the interviewer. Do not ask the interviewer for a letter of recommendation. Do not ask them to call your parents and tell them that they should be proud.

[ripe plinth]

can I ask my interviewer for an internship

[frail plank]

thats a new one

[ripe plinth]

new shitpost incoming 🔥

[molten glen]

If you make a good impression, this is actually quite a possibility

Three of my interviewers (including my Harvard interviewer) reached out about helping me find an internship for Summer 2025. I already had one, so I just turned them all down politely, but nonetheless an interview is an excellent opportunity to make a connection 🙂

[vocal arrow]

he reached out to you

damm thats really good

[molten glen]

It was my Harvard interviewer, MIT Interviewer, and Yale interviewer

[vocal arrow]

they all reached out to you? did u keep in touch with them?

[turbid notch]

Damn what

Aura

[molten glen]

I've kept in touch with all of them yeah

[vocal arrow]

my MIT interviewr works in citadel as a quant so I def wanna stay in touch

[molten glen]

Except my Dartmouth one

[vocal arrow]

anything I should do rn or just wait till I get college descions?

[molten glen]

wdym

[vocal arrow]

like anything to do, to stay in touch with them?

my interview went really well

[molten glen]

oh, it depends on the person and what kind of relationship they've kind of indicated they would want to have

For my MIT interviewer, I think I spoke to him throuh email chain & through text message at least once a month if not more since we had the interview? For my Harvard interview we stay in touch a little more frequently than hte rest, but htat's because I go here. For the Yale one I just get in touch every now and then to check in and let him know how things are going, as he indicated he would want me to do so at the end of the conversation.

But really you want to wait until you get into college

[vocal arrow]

alright got it

[turbid notch]

Bro I’m so scared abt results

[vocal arrow]

I mean MIT interviewr and pton said feel free to msg if I have any questions

so id say they won't mind staying in touch

[turbid notch]

Is it bad that I’m literally having dreams abt it almost every night

[molten glen]

From there you will want to send an emial to the interviewers and be like 'blah blah blah I decided to go to xyz university over your unversity' and just say at the end somewhere 'i'd love to keep in touch about my college journey and my experiences along the way!"

[molten glen]

nah

[turbid notch]

Like I feel like I should be more nonchalant about it but it’s stuck on my mind

[vocal arrow]

I see thanks

[turbid notch]

I keep wondering have they read my app yet have they decided yet should I update am I cooked am I cooking what if this what if that yk

[vocal arrow]

college apps isnt that deep though why u worried

they won't determine youre future bro

if u dont get into ivy ur not gonna be putting fries in the bag for the rest of youre life

[turbid notch]

it is for me though, like my parents have really high hopes and so do I

[turbid notch]

I want to do quant so like I need to bachelors degree max

I know it won’t ruin my life

[molten glen]

if you don't get into harvard you are not worth anything and should just withdraw all your apps and accept your fate and go work at McDonalds tbf

[turbid notch]

But I’m going insane over not at least knowing

[vocal arrow]

I mean u can get a bachelors from anywhere, it def is hard to get into quant from a non reach school but its doable

[turbid notch]

It’s like whatever I don’t get in but at least tell me

Don’t make me wait at your beck and call for 3 months to get rejected

[vocal arrow]

u already got into 4 colleges

[gleaming coral]

ok don't do that

[turbid notch]

Acting like I want to

[turbid notch]

Ok I know and I’m grateful

But I’m just

[gleaming coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1iscb8q/i_keep_dreaming_about_getting_acceptances/

[turbid notch]

Eek

[gleaming coral]

is this you?

[turbid notch]

No it isn’t but that’s actually HILARIOUS

I didn’t even apply to those schools but it’s incredibly funny

[gleaming coral]

literally 12 hrs ago

[turbid notch]

That someone had the same thought

[rapid wave]

I had a dream about Stanford portal astrology

In my dream they emailed me about my financial aid so I took that as an acceptance omen

I hope the prophecy was right

[vocal arrow]

ill dream about stanford please

thtas my dream

from the day I got out of my mother womb

STANFORD STANFORD

[turbid notch]

I should’ve applied stanford

But I was so tired

[gleaming coral]

can anyone help me with physics

[solemn panther]

me everyday

LOL

[reef grove]

bro i was having the weirdest dreams during peak app season

nightmares that i had to transfer schools or that my gpa dropped to like a 1.0 and stuff 💀

[balmy thorn]

WAIT this is so real

I lowkey do this

[reef grove]

i stressed myself out real bad

[balmy thorn]

I have dreams that I get into my dream schools and they’re like lucid and stuff like I felt myself getting excited

And then I wake up and it takes me a second to realize it’s not real…

[reef grove]

i had a harvard acceptance dream

[vocal arrow]

i had a dream about me fighting terrioists and then joining them and then blowing up the world

[gleaming coral]

but urs came true

[vocal arrow]

and then going back in time

saving the world

then bloeing up america

[reef grove]

cue the disney channel outro

[rapid wave]

I have prophetic dreams sometimes

I dreamt of getting a 5% drop in destiny 2 first try

And the next day I got it first try

[reef grove]

you shouldve talked abt that in your essays

[vocal arrow]

im not done yet then I also cured cancer then got married then became a avenger then fought of the war and then become evil and desroyed the world

thats my dreams

[rapid wave]

Ong I should have

[reef grove]

imagine a prophet going to harvard yk

[vocal arrow]

no colleges

[gleaming coral]

anyone help me w physics.....

[vocal arrow]

chatgpt got u

[rapid wave]

All the bad bitches coming to me for prophecies and omen interpretations

[fleet thicket]

i can try

what unit

[gleaming coral]

its on newtons second law

i cannot figure out this goddamn question

[fleet thicket]

send it

[reef grove]

just say that you prophesized an acceptance + 50 million dollars magically landing on harvard's doorstep the day after

100% success rate

[fleet thicket]

i fuckin hate elevator questions

i used to know how to do it

fnet = m(g-a)

[turbid notch]

first off, his weight is 930

so no acceleration in last 2.6s

[reef grove]

first you do F = ma right? for both time periods

[vocal arrow]

95KG THATS MY WEIGHT

(joke)

[turbid notch]

next diff in weight is 100N, so should be 100*2.6/95?

[gleaming coral]

maxia where r u getting these numbers

[turbid notch]

is acc

[gleaming coral]

how is his weight 930

[turbid notch]

weight is m times g

95 times 9.8 is 931 ~930

[gleaming coral]

didn't know you had to do that

[turbid notch]

the force on the scale with 0 acc is 930

bc of that

[gleaming coral]

i figured his mass was just 95kg

and leave it at that

[turbid notch]

yeah but the scale measures weight

not mass

[gleaming coral]

oml

and is the m in ma weight or mass?

in F=ma

[turbid notch]

mass

[gleaming coral]

so why are we finding weight

maxia?

[reef grove]

wait so to find net force would it be f(scale) - f(gravity)?

or +

[gleaming coral]

yeah I think so

but i'm actually fucking going crazy over this problem

I GOT IT

YOU DO HAVE TO USE WEIGHT FOR SOME F-ED UP REASON

i hate physics

[reef grove]

i got -2.79m/s

tho i rounded very liberally lmao

[gleaming coral]

yes

that's the answer

😭

i should pay attention in class

this is why u r the harvard student Kaz

[reef grove]

this is the math i did

in case you want to double check why you got it haha

[gleaming coral]

wait where did you get teh 931

[reef grove]

931 is the force of gravity

the guys mass times gravity

95 x 9.8

[gleaming coral]

YES ik

but ur thing idnd't have that calc on tehre

ohhhh

[reef grove]

oh yeah i just did it on my calculator and didnt write it down lol

[gleaming coral]

ok so when ur just given mass in a situation where the force acting upon normal force is gravity then you have to factor in weight

all the previous quesoitns would just give u gravity in newtons

[reef grove]

right bc F=ma is talking abt net force

[gleaming coral]

or give you the normal force that you could directly translate into gravity

[gleaming coral]

this is why I need to pay attentoin in class

also why hw is very good fo re

i learn when I do hw

more so than lsitening to boring lectures

[reef grove]

pff yay

[gleaming coral]

btw my interview is literally tmr

what do I say to the infamous roommate question?

[reef grove]

just answer truthfully lol, you could talk abt a lot of things

like if you're more messy or organized, you get up early or like staying up, youd be a good study buddy

[gleaming coral]

hmm

well I am very good at keeping to my own space

I can clean, do laundry, keep things smelling good

I'm not the greatest study buddy

maybe not say antyhig negative

[reef grove]

one piece of advice my college couselor gave me is to not sound inferior to your roommate. so like, instead of saying, "i'll do x and y for you", you could frame it more like "we can do x together, i cant wait to do y with you"

[gleaming coral]

I'll say I'm very clean, very respectful of privacy

[reef grove]

dont make it sound transactional yk

[gleaming coral]

i'll respect boundaries

and try and set those at the beginning and be as accoodating as possible

[gleaming coral]

that makes sense. So instead of saying like oh, I'll do laundry if you clean be like, why don't we work on clenaing stuff up together

[reef grove]

yeah! or like, "back home i was really good at cooking, i'd be happy to give some tips and tricks!"

[gleaming coral]

i am actually very good at cooking

how did you know?

you must be spying on me

[reef grove]

pfff i just used it bc im cooking rn

baking actually

[gleaming coral]

sick

[reef grove]

im making chocolate babka

[gleaming coral]

i like making brownies and cookies

and pie

i love pie

[reef grove]

pie is delicious

[gleaming coral]

not just sweet pie, meat pie is amazing

the only bad thing is i have to share it with family so its gone in a day

I also like making tiramisu

ik its not baking necessarily but its very good

[reef grove]

ive heard tiramisu is p hard to make

[gleaming coral]

?

not that hard

[solemn panther]

OMG

[gleaming coral]

it took me three or four times to get the hang of it

[solemn panther]

u have u suffer from this too?

mastering physics

💀

[gleaming coral]

as long as you can get the ladyfinger to expresso ratio correct

and make stiff peaks

[reef grove]

oh maybe not then haha, i stick to the basics when baking haha

[gleaming coral]

which I assume all competent bakers can do then

you got it

[reef grove]

i am very far from a competent baker

[gleaming coral]

😭 You can't make stiff peaks.....

[reef grove]

i occasionally dabble in like internet recipes

[gleaming coral]

😭

[gleaming coral]

i made gochujang cookies from the internet

they were insanely good

[reef grove]

bro i tried making tanghulu once... never again.

[gleaming coral]

😭

i made that w my mom so many times

[reef grove]

i burnt sugar into the pan, and also burnt my fingers sooooo bad

[gleaming coral]

low heat kaz low heat

[reef grove]

bc if you get the hot sugar on your hands it hardens if you try to wash it off 😭

[gleaming coral]

also don't rec using a pan

take a metal ladel

put the sugar in the ladle

and hold the ladle over the burner

it controls the heat better cuz u can contro the distance between the ladle and the burner

and then dip the fruit into the sugar easily cuz its a ladle

[reef grove]

bro im traumatized from that event, i never want to make a dish with hot sugar ever again

[gleaming coral]

use a deep ladle

[reef grove]

i was using toothpicks bc i didnt have skewers 💀

[gleaming coral]

u can use a fork

i can't beleive i have better baking skills than someone

i thought mine were rudimentary 💀

no offense

that sounds mean i'm sorry

[reef grove]

lmaoooo ur good

[turbid notch]

Mb I went on side quest but kaz got the same ans I got

[tranquil pike]

does harvard interview mean anything or nah

[hoary schooner]

depends on where u r

[rustic path]

which region are you in

[hoary schooner]

if ur intl kinda

[timber gyro]

hareford

[floral briar]

Another day without interview 💔

[balmy thorn]

I’m p sure Harvard is lowkey availability

Like kids who applied as a joke that didn’t get into our state school are getting them

[misty remnant]

ya i think so too 💀

cus i saw like 3.0s on reddit

get them

so

idt its that good

[rustic path]

Its pretty good for intls

for domestic, its purely availability

[gleaming coral]

Ok so

Mine is uesless

It means nothing

Should I even try

[rustic path]

nope

its over for you

start applying to mcdonalds

[glad blaze]

for domestics, yes
i don't think it's the same for intls though

[glad blaze]

yeah

[rustic path]

is every ivy interview good for intls or only harvard, yale duke

[glad blaze]

i think only those

although someone said recently that Dartmouth prioritizes

but Dartmouth is still more of availability

[wet owl]

yeah Upenn doesn't matter for example

[glad blaze]

and a lot of people still get Duke interview and are rejected tbh 😭

[rustic path]

[glad blaze]

at all 😭

[wet owl]

yeah lol

[glad blaze]

it's not even evaluative

[wet owl]

It's Harvard and Yale that mainly prescreen from the ivies

[glad blaze]

why are you happy 😭
people get rejected with Darty interviews

[glad blaze]

yepppp

It's still possible to get into Yale without an interview

[rustic path]

im intl with darty interview

[glad blaze]

but Harvard without an interview as an intl is a ton difficult

[wet owl]

yeah

[glad blaze]

ik tons of people with it bruh 😭
even I have one

[wet owl]

only a few internationals that ik got ones

[glad blaze]

very few

[wet owl]

yep

[glad blaze]

I haven't seen much people get it yet in RD though

[rustic path]

bros trynna get my hopes down

[rustic path]

im rd

[wet owl]

Harvard accepted lots of ints REA

[glad blaze]

or maybe my sample size is A2C

[wet owl]

more than I expected honestly

[glad blaze]

jeez 😩

[wet owl]

yeahhh

[glad blaze]

i am talking of Harvard lol

[glad blaze]

dangggg 😭😭😭

i am getting tired of email checking atp 💀

[rustic path]

same

[wet owl]

yeah lol someone told me that REA class is mostly VERY different in structure from RD I have no idea if that's valid or not tbh

[gleaming coral]

I actually just got a job at McDonald's yesterday 💀

[glad blaze]

what does that mean 🤔

[glad blaze]

bro is settled for life already 😂

[wet owl]

if you know I know

[glad blaze]

uhn 😭
idg 😭😭

[rustic path]

my interviewer replied to my email with "LOL"

[glad blaze]

which uni 🤣

[rugged vessel]

It means you’re being interviewed

[rustic path]

dartmouth

hes so unserious, i love his energy

[glad blaze]

on point 📍😂

[rugged vessel]

Idfk matbe💀not like you can meet someone and just randomly guess if they were REA or RD

I have no idea but id never try to game it based on boost

[glad blaze]

hope you get admitted there 😂

[glad blaze]

someone said something and I am not sure how true it is
no school will take you early if they wouldn't take you in RD 🤔

that's probably why schools defer

[rugged vessel]

Thats the logic i follow

[rustic path]

same

[rugged vessel]

The more prestigious the school the less they care abt applying early id bet

[glad blaze]

they aren't sure yet if they would take someone else in RD

[rustic path]

gonna go polar plunging

[rugged vessel]

Bc its not like you need to prove youd go there

Its harvard

[glad blaze]

exactly 💯

[rugged vessel]

They know u want them

[glad blaze]

realll
Their enrollment rate is literally 85%

[rugged vessel]

And if theres is a teeny better boost REA, ur essays will naturally be better RD so

Balances out

[glad blaze]

yeppp
i feel like essays get better the more you write
so RD essays are >>>> EA/REA/ED essays for me

[vocal arrow]

I’m so happy I didn’t do EA, I did a major activity which became by best activity 😭

In those two months

[rugged vessel]

Sometimes im paranoid if i did REA i wouldve been deferred bc my essays needed some cooking

[rustic path]

is harvard food good?

[vocal arrow]

My essays also def got much better after ED rejection

So I def agree

[rustic path]

same

[rugged vessel]

Its fine

You will be both thankful and jealous

[worthy niche]

Rutgers should be an ivy

honestly

[rustic path]

allat endowment but not good food

[glad blaze]

broo 😭

[rustic path]

umass does it better

[rugged vessel]

Rutgers ass is NOT in the sports conference

[vocal arrow]

FR

[vocal arrow]

Rutgers was invited to be an IVY

[worthy niche]

it should be

[glad blaze]

i don't even think I could have written some of those essays

[rustic path]

i see people frothing from their mouths at the sight of umass'es food

[rugged vessel]

Well

[solemn panther]

So we’re not cooked if we don’t have interview as domestic

Ppl keep saying otherwise

😭

[worthy niche]

respectfully ur cooked either way

harvard is 3%

[solemn panther]

Ur right

But i want to have a bit of hope to hold on till ivy day

[worthy niche]

good luck

[solemn panther]

Thanks u too

Hopefully everyone here gets in ❤️

[gleaming coral]

Some dudes r walking around with chick fil a bags

Should I just grab and go

[solemn panther]

Yes

U only live once

[gleaming coral]

Wsit

JHU only accepted like 800 kids early

Quite low

[solemn panther]

Yea unlike uchicago

[tranquil pike]

Cali

[tranquil pike]

cali

[rustic path]

then the interview doesnt mean much

[floral briar]

I am intl

Paki student

[vocal arrow]

My friend with the exact same sat score and gpa as me got Harvard interview same school

😭 😭

[gleaming coral]

hi

[vocal arrow]

Hi

[gleaming coral]

i wanna get my eyes lasered

[vocal arrow]

LASIK?

[gleaming coral]

yeah

i am sick of glasses

[rustic path]

you got interview?

[vocal arrow]

Ngl I look muuuuch better without glasses but I don’t know how to put contacts on

I struggle

My eyes twitch to much

[gleaming coral]

hi

i just wanna look better

[vocal arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/npc-gif-26556764

[vocal arrow]

I mean depends on the type of glasses and if it matches

[gleaming coral]

i'm sick of these glasses

[gleaming coral]

idk

i'm tired

of these

blind at beaches

blind in the rain

my parents are against it

[vocal arrow]

How high are you’re numbers

[gleaming coral]

idk

prob pretty high

[reef grove]

yeah i noticed that too

[gleaming coral]

i'm hyperopia

i can prob see clear in front of me around 6 inches to my face

after that it become blurry

actualy its prob more 4-5 inches

[rustic path]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I hope they didnt fill their intl quota on rea

[gleaming coral]

they didn't

theyre bound to take at least one

do waitlists actually work

i don't believe it

[wet owl]

if u get waitlisted from Harvard don't get ur hopes up

[misty remnant]

this real

bro i hate wearing glasses

so i take them off

except im BLIDN

so idk

fake it till u make it

[wet owl]

one year 2 people for off the waitlist

[quasi shadow]

I'd take a harvard wl

that's gas

[wet owl]

they r hella smart tho they deserve it

[floral briar]

No I am ranting that I didn't bro

😭

[reef grove]

thats wild

the transfer rate is also abysmal

[wet owl]

yeah waitlist is lowkey a rejection

high key actually

[quasi shadow]

but a harvard wl means ur cracked

trust

[gleaming coral]

I have myopia apparently

My prescription is prob horrifying

[wet owl]

not a bad app

[gleaming coral]

Like a -5+

[wet owl]

but ur odds of getting in r minimal eventually

[misty remnant]

NO REAL

i have like -6

💀

HELP

cooked

its fine.

um

i'll get lasik one day

or smth

[gleaming coral]

I wanna look good

[wet owl]

no way gurl

[reef grove]

i think of wl as like youre a backup for a certain group, like if a violinist minnesotan doesnt commit then you, another minnesotan violinist, get the spot

[misty remnant]

no real help

i hate glasses

dawg

[reef grove]

its to like preserve their perfect class balance or wtvr

[gleaming coral]

I mean I think I look fine

Just the next level

[wet owl]

did anyone get rescinded rea

[misty remnant]

but bro

like

ok i'll switch 2 contacts soon ig

[gleaming coral]

Yeah me too

[wet owl]

they scare me

[misty remnant]

but I DONT WANT TO WEAR SMTH IN MY EYEBALL

[wet owl]

I'll stick with glasses

[reef grove]

i heard ther was some kerfuffle abt midyear reports getting ppl rescinded

[gleaming coral]

I don't remember what it's like to wake up and just be able to read smthn

[misty remnant]

no real

[gleaming coral]

Like my alarm clock

[misty remnant]

lmao

im so cooked

bro

[reef grove]

bc they just completely slacked

[misty remnant]

its fine

💀

imagine having 20/20 wtf

like

imagine

[rustic path]

i can see why you got into harvard

[wet owl]

ahha

[rustic path]

i wouldnt naturally use kerfuffle in a million years

[reef grove]

LMAO

its a silly word

[gleaming coral]

too look good i'll do a lot

[rustic path]

what would be silly is me getting into harvard

khurana would love me

trust

[gleaming coral]

what would be dispicable is me getting into harvard

[reef grove]

i dont think we're gonna see another big wave of rescinds until end of year grades

[gleaming coral]

do ppl drop out of Harvard btw?

[wet owl]

yeah for sure

[gleaming coral]

i feel like their retetion rate must be one of the higest

[reef grove]

maybe if theres some big scandal lol

behavioral issues

[rustic path]

ill see you both on campus

trust

[gleaming coral]

wait eoy grades can get you rescinded 💀

[reef grove]

o7

[wet owl]

yeah lmao

[wet owl]

for sure

[reef grove]

i think dropping an entire gpa point and like, Ds

[gleaming coral]

@misty remnant I think I shoud wait like 10 years tho. Cuz in 10 years time wemight have crazy technology

oh i'm not gonnag et a D

[reef grove]

they give you letters of warning beforehand usually tho

telling you to get your grades up

[wet owl]

if it's a B or so yeah

but if u get like Ds or Fs or multiple Cs

[reef grove]

yeah they dont mind Bs and even one or two Cs ive heard

[gleaming coral]

wait how do they know

[reef grove]

midyear reports

[gleaming coral]

i got all As last semster

[wet owl]

AWESOME

[gleaming coral]

my sterling 4.0 gpa is protected

[vocal arrow]

I got -4

3.5 actually

[reef grove]

physics c had me scraping by towards the end 💀

[wet owl]

my school doesn't As Bs etc

just grades

[gleaming coral]

how do I have better grades than harvard candidates

[vocal arrow]

I’m sending every college a mail cause I got two Bs 😭😭

[wet owl]

so like a 95 isn't considered amazing

bcz our class is competitive af