#Harvard University (2024-2025)

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young jasper
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i have been down to my state capitol when the senators were on the floor

reef grove
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and ask them very nicely

young jasper
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it is very cool stuff

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i did uh

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like a paging gig

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for the house of reps

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so i got to meet a rep

reef grove
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see like i didn’t have any internships or whatever

young jasper
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see chamber floor discussions

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etc

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it was super fun

reef grove
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nothing competitive

young jasper
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put the flag

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into the holder

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on the court floor

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it was super cool

reef grove
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i jjst tried to do some modicum of good in my community lol

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didn’t do any competitions rlly

young jasper
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this is sick

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i did science fair cuz im a nerd

reef grove
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idk i think doing good for the people and community i care abt is worth more than winning a competition

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so i prioritized that

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now i mean don’t get me wrong i got my fair share of golds, but i didn’t rlly focus on that in my essays and activities and whatnot

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i just like being helpful man

vocal arrow
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thats the most important thing

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ngl thats what I kinda tried to showcase as well with a few of my essays

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but connected that with engineering and how I wanna do good and what I have done

rugged vessel
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you've 100% been waiting to do this to someone

young jasper
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ya got me

floral briar
vocal arrow
plain stump
plain stump
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not yet

plain stump
young jasper
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but i wouldnt have done it

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if college apps werent a thing

plain stump
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oh

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I see

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tbh until mid2024 i lowkey forgot about college apps throughout my HS career

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are mean girls mean

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idk lol

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i have to vote you are cuz uve ghosted me for like 3 days

thick crown
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yikes

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yikes

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Regina George

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u never watched mean girls?

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u need to watch bro

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yes bro

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its p funny

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yikes

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you fucked u

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up big time

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im not gonna spoil the movie

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but u should watch

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to learn how regina george acts

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306 unread bro?

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i mean

solemn panther
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Purdue on 🔝

thick crown
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its big

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like

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its quite visible

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yeah

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cooked

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this is basic brown girl bheavior

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🙏🏿

young jasper
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i have 4 unread

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2 are from a spam msg

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lol

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💀

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  1. nobody wants to text me
  2. i text them back
thick crown
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i have 76 unready

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acc 80

young jasper
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most of my friends js msg me on disocrd

thick crown
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but those are from 2020

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too

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so

young jasper
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if they need anything

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lmao

thick crown
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like

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🤞🏿

plain stump
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how yall got so many unread

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someone could be dying and yall dont text back

thick crown
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oh my god

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i feel bad for ur bf

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bro

young jasper
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i hate texting ppl back sometimes but at most i leave it for like a week

thick crown
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like

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when u get one

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is bro going for woman now?

plain stump
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yet the second a Harvard interview comes in yall respond in 0.1 seconds

thick crown
young jasper
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lmao

thick crown
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🙏🏿

young jasper
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cuz like

thick crown
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@young jasper

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caught her

young jasper
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i left my princeton interviewer on read for 3 days

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and my penn one for like too

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bc

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i was deadass js overwhelmed

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and was like

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give me a seocnd bro

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let me breathe

plain stump
young jasper
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im getting aped by finals

thick crown
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LOOK AT U

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LOOK AT U

young jasper
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nah i responded to my harvard one in 30 minutes lol

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💀

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i check my email obsessively bc im waiting on a stanford interview

thick crown
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but if it were ur bf needing ur help

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ull take?

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10 buisness days?

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nawww

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ur cooked

young jasper
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obviously

plain stump
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i had to triple check things to make sure i didnt double book

thick crown
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fs

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dude what

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thats js fucked up

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💀

plain stump
thick crown
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imagine they were like

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"hey hru"

plain stump
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bruh why even reply back

vocal arrow
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Damm ur mean

thick crown
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cooked

plain stump
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atp just forget it

thick crown
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yeah

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ur like regina george from mean girls

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🙏🏿

young jasper
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one time this girl left me on read for 3 days

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and ir esponded back

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in like

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10m

thick crown
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guys

plain stump
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yuh?

thick crown
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is serenea regina george from mean girl

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@vocal arrow

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@young jasper

vocal arrow
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Yeah sure

young jasper
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dawg

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how tf should i know

vocal arrow
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Doxxed

young jasper
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ok this is valid

thick crown
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this is aint a flexed bro

young jasper
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i have like 7 unread on ig

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and its been like 10 before

thick crown
young jasper
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thats valid bro

thick crown
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same

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i went to 12 before

vocal arrow
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Yo let me get someone insta 😛 bro I got zero unread DMs

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I check my stuff

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Every day

thick crown
young jasper
thick crown
young jasper
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LMAO

vocal arrow
young jasper
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THATS NOT U

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STOP LYING

thick crown
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my insta^^

vocal arrow
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Say Ong

thick crown
young jasper
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that is not him bro

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💀

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that is not him

thick crown
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a.m. knows

young jasper
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i have his ig

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that is not him

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guy is throwing aarav under the bus

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:skul

thick crown
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i just changed my user 2 days ago bruh

vocal arrow
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Nvm that’s not him

thick crown
young jasper
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shit was so corny

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i had to change it

vocal arrow
young jasper
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damn

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mummys good boy

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that is definetely not @thick crown

vocal arrow
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LOL

young jasper
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wait what

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hes 2007

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but

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'28???????

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THREE TIMES?

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i hope the 07 is when his like lil bro was born or something

vocal arrow
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Bruh random ahh kid what do I do

young jasper
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no its not

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💀

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no way u fell for that

thick crown
young jasper
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hook line and sinker

thick crown
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thats me bor

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im mummys boy

vocal arrow
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That’s me

young jasper
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no ur not

thick crown
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😁 😁 😁

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no

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💀

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on my life

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it is not those

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ok wtf is pledmont

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💀

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no

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bro

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im not in sf area

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no

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im not in piedmont

vocal arrow
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He’s from Africa

thick crown
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no

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DAWG

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HOW BAD IS UR MEMORY

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I DONT LIVE IN FREMONT ANYMORE

vocal arrow
thick crown
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on

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no

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.

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..

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no

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nope

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nope

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lowk

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nah

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dude

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that mf died last years ago

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like 200 years ago

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nope

young jasper
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what are u jits guessing

thick crown
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its so funny

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cause she doesnt realize

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that she can guess my highschool

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and ill still say no

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💀 💀 💀

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no bro

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dude

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u already mentioned my highschool

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nah

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ong

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on my life

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its not dv

young jasper
vocal arrow
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Bro I don’t think ur getting it

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Give up

young jasper
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bro will never get the memo

thick crown
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not making it that easy bro

young jasper
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serena are u a sheltered child

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that is not gonna work

thick crown
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i dont go to piedmont

young jasper
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💀

thick crown
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on my life

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like ong

plain stump
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hmmm

thick crown
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on my bmw m3cs

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i dont go to piedmont

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dude

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i put it on my bmw

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i would never falsley put anything on my bmw

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🙏🏿

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ur right about the liar tho

young jasper
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we can tell

thick crown
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u mentioned my school today

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and i said no

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LOL

young jasper
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and hes lying about that too bro

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💀

thick crown
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oh naww

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is bro going thru even hs she mentioned today

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💀 🙏🏿

young jasper
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no

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you're special

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a special kind of sheltered

thick crown
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sorry sir.

young jasper
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case in point

thick crown
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wont repeat again sir

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my bad sir

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forgive me sir

young jasper
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the ding dong eat it up meme is still MASSIVE

thick crown
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DID I SENSE MASSIVE?

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YOU KNOW W

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WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?

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LOWWWWWWWWWWWW TAPER FADE

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sorry ma'am

young jasper
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aura

thick crown
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negative aura honestly

young jasper
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INTERNET BEEF IF I CATCH U IN TRAFFIC THE F U GON DO

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TYPE ME?

rugged vessel
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ME?

young jasper
rugged vessel
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omg thanks that rly means a lot ❤️

molten glen
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Go to sleep

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U have class tomorrow

rugged vessel
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? die

molten glen
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?

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Sleep

young jasper
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why are my val teammates

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so ass

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💔

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im 10-20 but like

rugged vessel
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im doing math 21b

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som of us r in hard classes

young jasper
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does that mean its

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38% as hard

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as math 55

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thats how math works

thick crown
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type shi

ocean palm
floral briar
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@misty remnant we are cooked fr, Feb starts tomorrow 💔🥹

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Technically the new* day has started 🥹

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Yesss

little flax
thick crown
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hola

thick crown
rugged vessel
ionic flint
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If I uploaded the Business supplement document via IDOC today is it submitted before the deadline? or is it submitted after processing ( which is 3-5 days later) and does that mean I missed the deadline?

bleak otter
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i don’t understand why i can’t just provide a 1099

vocal arrow
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I don’t think my parents have a 1099 😭

reef grove
wet owl
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It's by far the most boring math class I've ever taken

floral briar
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Any south Asians with an interview yet?...

abstract knoll
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has anyone in the middle east recieved a harvard interview?

floral briar
vocal arrow
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Anyone from anatarica received an interview?

reef grove
vocal arrow
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Nah my continent so my own name

floral briar
vagrant plover
solemn panther
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Waits patiently for interview

ocean palm
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waiting for interview

zealous rune
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waiting for interview

reef grove
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waiting for interview

floral briar
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We all waiting, BUT WHAT dym imposter 👀👀

vagrant plover
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waiting for interview

glad blaze
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waiting for an interview also...

reef grove
glad blaze
reef grove
vagrant plover
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💀 imgine getting deffered from starbucks

floral briar
vagrant plover
lament eagle
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guys like approximately after what date am i cooked if i dont get a harvard interview?

floral briar
lament eagle
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yes

floral briar
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What region

lament eagle
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Romania

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Balkans

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Eastern Europe

floral briar
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There's still time for intls

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Dw

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Mid Feb

lament eagle
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oh oh ok

floral briar
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Even some cases of end Feb

lament eagle
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thats great thanks

glad blaze
soft lark
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Did anyone here specifically choose a virtual interview over in-person and get in?

vagrant plover
soft lark
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I gotta do in person now

vagrant plover
turbid notch
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who's had interviews

knotty orchid
soft lark
knotty orchid
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def make sure you do it in a place u are familiar with tho

low surge
tall haven
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Bro Duke has been nagging my guidance counselor for missing stuff for weeks now

low surge
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me when notre dame

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why tf did i decide to apply to so many unis

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i feel like one of those people in Grammarly ads where they're all drowning

thick crown
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honestly

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is college even worh it

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like

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realistically

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fuck college

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bro

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im going real estate

turbid notch
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do they give likelies next week

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should i be praying

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lmao

thick crown
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no deadass

young jasper
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did u get GT king

tall haven
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Never applied so idk

young jasper
floral briar
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Rejected from Gettysburg too ppl
HOW WAS I DEFERRED FROM DARTMOUTH AND REJECTED AT MY EA SCHOOLS 😭

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We are cooked basically

young jasper
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flat rej uiuc and gt

bleak otter
floral briar
bleak otter
floral briar
bleak otter
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trust

floral briar
bleak otter
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i got rejected washlee johnson scholarship

floral briar
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Harvard for all of us dw guys...

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@ornate garden did you not apply EA anywhere?

young jasper
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idt thats true 💀

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one can only hope tho

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!

floral briar
misty remnant
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no interview mama

solemn panther
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Pls Harvard

misty remnant
solemn panther
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I tweaking out so bad

misty remnant
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thank god uiuc clutched up today 😛😛

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but pls get me out of the midwest

solemn panther
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YES ANNA 🔥🔥

misty remnant
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thank you 🙏

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but east coast pls 🙈🙈

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oh no i did gies which is their business school LMAO

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yes tyy 😛

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we not going to illinois state 🙏🙏

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no cus i got rejected from illinois state scholarship

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💀💀

solemn panther
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They don’t deserve u

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🥱

thick crown
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i tried this bro

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everything is fake

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manifestation is fake

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i did for UIUC

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WHATD THE YF CUKING

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DO

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REJECT ME

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I DID THIS FOR ALL MY COLLEGES COMING OUT TODAY

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STRAIGHT UP REJECTION

thick crown
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now u dont gotta hide from ur parents

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LOL

solemn panther
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Is law school 5 years

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Or am i just slow rn

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Harvard ‘29 belongs in my bio fr

thick crown
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hopefully gang

misty remnant
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def

misty remnant
thick crown
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wait

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i didnt apply anywehre rd lOL

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only

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UCS virgina tech and u dub

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are my last option

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i did everything ea

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march

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no

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all my eas were top unis bro

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other than few safties

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actually

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bro

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i did purdue

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expecting iw as gonna get in

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casue MY SCHOOL FEEDS

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BUT APPERNETLY NOT THIS YEAR

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CASUE 2007 PEOPLE GET IT WORSE

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??????

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what

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insnae

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dude

low surge
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i...am going to cry...WTF ARE THESE FIN AID APPS

thick crown
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if i got rjected from

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uiuc

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cornell would not want me

floral briar
misty remnant
misty remnant
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acc annoying

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bro i’ve procrastinated sm

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i missed 2 only thankfully

image0.jpg
low surge
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but imma send them anyway

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cus I WANT AID

misty remnant
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real ya

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no fr

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no cus i’m scared what if they don’t give me aid 💀

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lowk was lazy asl w din aid

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like i submitted actual apps on time

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but not aid

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😭😭😭

low surge
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i got....tired af after apps

misty remnant
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no cus i was so burnt out after allat

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TIGHTT

low surge
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no energy for fin aid apps

misty remnant
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and i was like i’ll be fine pfft

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😂😂

floral briar
thick crown
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im leaving claifornia

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fuck cali

gilded lintel
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harvard gives likelies?

low surge
solemn panther
gilded lintel
solemn panther
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Yea probably

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I’m not sure tho so they might send likelys for rd

reef grove
low surge
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next years applicant pool is crazy bruh💀

reef grove
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oh i meant just in terms of pure numbers

floral briar
reef grove
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not a lot of ppl want to have a baby when the economy is in shambles

floral briar
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☠️

reef grove
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lmao

floral briar
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So @reef grove which year has it best and which would be worst?

low surge
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bruhh what

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i better

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get in

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SOMEWHERE

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atleast

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then

reef grove
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best is prolly financial crisis years bc less applicants

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in my humblest of opinions

floral briar
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Hopefully that helps ☠️

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I don't think they even see dob lol

reef grove
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dob doesn’t matter

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it’s the class you’re in

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so like class of 29 has it harder than the financial crisis ones

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‘30

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bc class of 29 is late 2006 mid 2007 i believe

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late 2007 is when financial crisis happened

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continued through 2008

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so class of 30 will likely be smaller than previous years

turbid notch
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its not letting me smh

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guys im. praying for a likely

reef grove
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they only send those out in special circumstances

turbid notch
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do i have a chance chat

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im praying

molten glen
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that’s fine

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Don’t even have to be that formal tbf

reef grove
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idk that’s what i read, maybe they don’t do it for everyone

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it’s generally to give ppl more time/an advance warning from my understanding

molten glen
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It’s generally to be more competitive

turbid notch
reef grove
low surge
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I'm submitting mine today

turbid notch
molten glen
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Columbia sent my likely to try and get me to commit before seeing my other offers

turbid notch
low surge
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There have been some developments that could potentially lead to an acceptance 💀

molten glen
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all likelies mean is that ur gonna get into somewhere else

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@little flax ur taking cs61 w/me next fall

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?

reef grove
little flax
molten glen
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Wdym

molten glen
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S

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Not everyone is gonna get one tf

turbid notch
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stem specifically?

little flax
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Tbh I think Harvard gives them to (cracked) students who need more time to prepare ?

turbid notch
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😏

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jk i didnt even submit an abstract bc i dont have one yet i just talked abt what i had going atm

molten glen
reef grove
# molten glen Not everyone is gonna get one tf

well yeah i understand that, what i meant is it’s probable that someone that swung harvard could swing other top unis, so if they really wanted all of them why not send them to all applicants? like they could print more letters

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which is why i think it’s for extenuating circumstances, not just academics

molten glen
little flax
turbid notch
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guys like... idk i just wanna get in

molten glen
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Doesn’t rlly matter tho

little flax
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Columbia is def a different story though

turbid notch
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can they accept me like ugh

molten glen
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?

molten glen
turbid notch
solemn panther
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Crap I should have attached my extra lor

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Actually screw Yale for making us submit on their portal

molten glen
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If you don’t get a Harvard LL I think you should all spiral out of control and think u won’t get in

little flax
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Comparison is the thief of joy

reef grove
solemn panther
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Oh?

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I don’t read LOL

reef grove
turbid notch
solemn panther
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Actually I did the research for a reputable program so I think the name will speak for itself

turbid notch
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should i crashout if no likely this week guys

solemn panther
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No need to crash out

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Although getting one would def heal my soul

reef grove
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it’s so joever for you buddy

turbid notch
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im kidding

solemn panther
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Berkeley early should be this week right

molten glen
solemn panther
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Feb 7th ~

molten glen
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ur def not getting into Harvard if you don’t even get a likely from Yale

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I mean come on Yale is like a public high school

gilded lintel
solemn panther
gilded lintel
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did u have to apply for that

solemn panther
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No it’s auto

low surge
molten glen
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Might as well go to community college

low surge
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Yeah

solemn panther
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Ok last year it was the first Friday of February so I think Feb 7th is a reasonable date to expect it

turbid notch
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i didnt apply to any ivy early lol

tame cargo
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wait when berkeley regents

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i heard regents

low surge
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no?

solemn panther
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Scholarship

tame cargo
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next week 🥶

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im in-state so thats what im hoping for

low surge
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google says 20

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percent

solemn panther
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Two of my friends got deferred and then rejected from Yale early

low surge
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eh

solemn panther
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Yale hates my school 😭

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Co27 is ancient news

low surge
solemn panther
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Idk my school is relatively new

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Built in 2014

low surge
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there's a rumour here that this one school in my city is blacklisted

low surge
solemn panther
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We’ve consistently sent at least in kid to a top 20

turbid notch
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this one girl in my class had a sibling go to harvard and one to princeton

reef grove
solemn panther
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Last year we sent 6 kids to T20s

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Idk why the class of 2024 was so cracked

low surge
turbid notch
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bruh what

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wait what did yall write ur essays abt for harvard

solemn panther
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Oh god don’t remind me cursedmoon

reef grove
solemn panther
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The disagreements one was the worst

low surge
low surge
turbid notch
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i think

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i fear

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my yale essays were my best

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but my harvard interview was my best

low surge
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i love my yale application so much

solemn panther
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Yale supps were my worst ones

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I’ve lost hope for Yale

turbid notch
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harvard supps were mid but my interview was literally more than 2 hours

low surge
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havent even received harvard interview lol

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cooked

misty remnant
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bro i’m soo cooked

turbid notch
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i survived prescreening apparently dam

low surge
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i received duke

turbid notch
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no yale interview tho

low surge
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that is all

turbid notch
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i got mit princeton harvard

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cute

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cali

low surge
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nah man that out of state tuition is crazy for uc's

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no

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i've applied, uc berkeley's MET program

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gonna hear in a few days

turbid notch
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guys if you get into every school you apply to for same amt of money realistically where you going

low surge
turbid notch
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this bro omg someone wrote about spinning in a chair and why he likes physics...

low surge
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i'll withdraw mit today right now if i get in harvard

solemn panther
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I blame ChatGPT

low surge
turbid notch
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it's like guys PLEASE remember an actual person is reading this youre taking the obscure metaphor too far

solemn panther
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Oh never mind that’s def that ChatGPT

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ik this 11th grader thinking about writing bout coke and mentos and his love for rockets

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💀

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Did a middle schooler write this?

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you guys send each other your essays?

solemn panther
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America is so cooked

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i got an ouchie ahhh essay

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Or like an extended metaphor

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Naur there’s hope trust 😭

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There’s no bad topics just bad essays 🤓

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HE SAID IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LIKE WHAT

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ok wait yap sesh rq

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in one of my princeton essays i wrote about my previous struggles with body image and femininity and learning to embrace my beauty by wearing what makes me feel beautiful not what perfectly matches my color season or whatever tf

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I watched suits, watch me mog mike ross in the lsat

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does that make sense

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im locked in

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it was one of the short takes so like

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There’s really no essay topic that’s 100% unique

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oh nah

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As long as it reflects who u are then it’s fine

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what was your song for that song question

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dang, mine was soo generic they'll literally throw my application out the window

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afterglow by ed sheeran

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i wrote like a 50 word para about it lemme find

solemn panther
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Eh I would say a recognizable song resonates more with AOs

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i talked about how afterglow symbolizes looking back with fondness while
appreciating the present

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@ornate garden did u get any interviews?

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also why aren't u checking dms 😭

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WHAT

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FROM WHERE

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THAT'S AMAZING

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little flax
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woo princeton confirmed

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when is it?

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ohh glgl

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its so nice youve got it

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whats everyones major btw

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cs and neuro

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math (/cs/econ?)

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SEE YOU IN CLASS

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i mean the interview is so chill so youll do well

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my interviewer was lowkey young

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molecular bio and history of science,tech and medicine!

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gonna rizz em up fr

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mine was pretty young

turbid notch
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def way more relatable than my mit interviewer

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HUH

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erm

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yo pause

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ahem ahem hold up

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girl u need to be specific abt these things 😭

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NOT THE SAME THING

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OMG

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OMLLL

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i just realised you have rory gilmore on ur pfp

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THANK THE

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your gonna be "i kissed my yale interviewer" part 2

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USS GO TO YALE BRUH

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BUT BUT BUT, PARIS DESERVED HARVARD

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a kid got recruited for dartmouth at my school so i knew i stood no chance noooo

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yuh

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there is no way i'm telling any interviewer where i applied

turbid notch
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say some generic ahh unis

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being an athelete must be nice bc u get ur decison really early

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say random unis

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yes very good

solemn panther
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wait what was it called

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ferpa

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idk bro 😭

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i think

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no but where does it say we have to tell them

solemn panther
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i think its just weird to talk about other schools for an interview

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yeah exactly

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i remember seeing someones report say "but has he already fallen for another love"

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like if this is a harvard interview than we should be talking abt harvard

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imagine wearing crimson to a yale interview which is what i did

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i almost wore my yale shirt for my princeton interview

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i also had to pee REALLY bad during the interview

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thought i was gonna explode

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just say you have to pee....and then ghost them

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jump out the window

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never to be seen again

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until matriculation

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i live the nonchalant life after that

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🤪

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just a chill guy

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what do i even do now

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like

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im just a chill guy until i get rejected everywhere

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then i snap

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i will literally report them for random violations

solemn panther
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ignoring my problems until they become relevant!

young jasper
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swiss cheesing myself tn, no stanford interview

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stop if my opp gets in harvard im crying

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💀💀

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oh yalls schools have some shady bitches 😭

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do it

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i dont even know who my opps are

young jasper
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most of my opps got defer / rej purdue

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young jasper
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🙏

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so its chill

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anything for the admission bruh

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900 kids in my graduating class cursedmoon

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my opps get in trouble for using chatgpt on final project planning

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so

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im winning

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i might swerve bend that corner woahhhhh

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it would be a shame if they received an "anonymous" tip

young jasper
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i got to a massive public school... the one next to me has 1600 in their graduating class

young jasper
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lowwwwww

young jasper
solemn panther
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report him now

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taaaaaapeeeerrrrrr

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FADE

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nah take him out the running NOW

solemn panther
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naw u gotta get admin involved to be taken seriously

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theres always jealous hos out there trying to turn on their opps

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colleges wont believe u unless u get support

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ok here's the thing

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period

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if someones lying its not petty its just truthful

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those break up texts might come in handy

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have it on the ready just in case

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you are partaking in misinformation if you dont tell someone

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yk

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so get his ass or smth

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im jk btw do what you will

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seeing my schools naviance data scares me

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theres always like 20-30 kids applying to each T20 every year

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here its like 5 or 6

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no one gets in

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same

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hopefully ill be the exception!

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untill ofc i show up

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yeeeaaahhhhh

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manifesting

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omg my entire ap physics class got into purdue 😭 we are in state tho

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we send like 200 kids to purdue every year

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💀💀

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rethinking my life choices

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arnt we all

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i wish i locked in in 9th grade

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was too bust on roblox

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ussss

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😭

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REAL

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fuck you roblox

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covid fucked up my motivation

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i just gave up on life bc i thought the world was ending

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i think it happened with everyone

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so the bar should be low

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yea im glad i was in 8th grade

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(im delusional)

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it was fun tho and reignited my passions

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like i was miserable in middle school

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and i went into high school feeling like myself for the first time

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write your common app abt roblox

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pro tip

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bro this one guy on limmy's acc

solemn panther
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fortnite something something

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ill update u guys!

solemn panther
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in hindsight i should have found better sources than him

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limmy just gives me panic attacks now

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right

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im glad i have a2c

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yea

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actual lifesaver

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half the posts are mid applications who "magically got in" and it's BS

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cuss you see all these crazy apps get rejected and you feel dumb

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half are made up crazy apps

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so what happened

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bc sometimes the "crazy" apps are legit a dime a dozen in the bay area

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iirc

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not to mention varsity champion in7 sports

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bro u have a start-up, patent, 1 million rasied, non profits U have the CRAZY app

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yeah ok so like those people legit dont exist hes ragebaiting

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he's clickfarming

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1600 SAT 36 ACT 6.1 GPA ISEF JSHS STS RSI COKE SCHOLAR IMO USACO USABO USAPHO 10X HARVARD LEGACY 5 VARSITY SPORTS VALEDICTORIAN 3 NONPROFIT STARTED WITH $1 MILLION RAISED!!!

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this is someones life rn

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its pmo

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gotta cope instead bc ill never be on that level 💔

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thats me

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stop doxxing

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silence identity theif

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NOBEL PRIZE TWICE

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nah stop copying my flow

solemn panther
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its obviously me

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🙄

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this is aura here

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nah

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i was firsy

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guys 6900 sat 420 gpa am i cooked

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liar

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liar

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liar

solemn panther
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ALL AT THE TENDER AGE OF SIXTEEN

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16? puny numbers

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i was a harvard law professor before i was born!

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bro ON EVERYONE SOUL THAT PERSON SEEMS FAKE

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im a lowly juilliard precollege reject

solemn panther
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is that the music school in nyc

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laufey went there right

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i still cant believe my band teacher went to northwestern for music

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he was so balls at teaching

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and he was a pedo too so cursedmoon

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awww

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....

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he was the textbook definition of passport bro

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divorced and remarried an asian woman half his age

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YES

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instead of firing him they sent his ass to puerto rico

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i dunno

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guess megans law doesnt apply there

low surge
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i've procrastinated a shit ton....imma go finish up this design....see yall soon

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oh serena

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ima hold ur hands when i tell u this

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..

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😭

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they defer everyone in EA

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so they do ED2

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so im cooked

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its too late

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and idc

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harvard is waiting for me anyways

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🙄

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maybe my regional AO will show sympathy but very unlikely

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its depressing anyways

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its a guy 🤪

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wait how do you know

solemn panther
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he came to my school

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ngl give me a BADDY interviewer please

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TYPO

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and promoted their SHAMELESS SSEN program

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so pay to play

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all of admissions is

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if youre looking hard enough

solemn panther
dreamy lynx
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Imagine ed0 rejection

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💀

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if i get into any IVYs ill jump in the hudson river

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😛

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OMG

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STANFORD LIKEYS HAVE BEEN SENT

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did you get one

solemn panther
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No but I saw my friends friend get it on insta

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oh shi

vocal arrow
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now?

solemn panther
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Yea today

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Crazy shit

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damn bru

solemn panther
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Why can’t it be me

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dont like 1% of the acceptance batch get that?

solemn panther
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It’s not intl tho

turbid notch
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Oh right

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Stanfords incoming class is small anyways

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?

turbid notch
solemn panther
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That’s like 100-150

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damm so get the 3% acceptance

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then another 10%

solemn panther
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I think it’s mostly sent to athletes during REA

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that makes sense

solemn panther
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Since Stanford is crazy into sports

young jasper