#Harvard University (2024-2025)
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i dont live in irvington anymore bro
what emoji
like u were going through highligths
and u swiped up
and the emojis?
oh that
i get it
the emojis
yes
i never clicked on that
dude just click on top ur screen
well actually i see the ui popup bro
but i get a heart attack
and close my phone
and refresh insta
so nothing happens
π
oh
yeah i saw that
yes
that was hours ago
fr?
no stalking tho
im nor tryna leadk my identiy
in ts server
LMAOO
and no calling me by my insta handle btw
its a complicated story
js refer to me as mango in ts server
LMFAOOOO
If I were you I would hack into his life and ruin him
i dont have much on my insta anwyay
oh fuck
i almost sent the ss here
π
insta
wazup
dude
i told u
i lived in fremont
for most of my life
i went to elementary
middle
and high
LMAOO
i know a ton
i trust him
i dont have anything linekd in my insta
for real
π
LMAOO
LMFAOOO
If anyone got that
They are legnds
It's fine
Yo
@young jasper told you they are cooperating πππ
That's my spam
dont threathen me w a godo time
kpop account
π
u have a whole account dedicated?
no leaking pic gang
its not gay w the homies bro
dude
its in my tagged posts
LMAOO
its in my tagged
qutie funny cause i wore a hawaiian shirt
in
yellowstone
is this a threath
shiver me timbers
ya same
i been edged for a long time bro
497 followers bruh
like
why do ppl edge me like that
π
wiat
oh
have fun going thru 1.9k followers
oh
1031
no
ishaans
he does
902 following
ill make it easy
following will be faster
mb
i was doing macro
mixed numbers uo
this feels threathening
if u do
drop it in dms
not here
LMFAOO
i think ull be heard to find
drop it
bro
how desperate
did u like tell her everthing
dont answer
peasant
is wild
i have a bmw m3. cs
hes tryna time u gng
wht class
not really
LMFAOOOO
NO WAY
bro
i didnt even find u
π
chill
ur lucky theres only 2 mods
LMFAOO
what math
bro scared serena away
LMAOAO
dang
i had paneer
LOL
this is so real
π
did they ask
yes
guess i gotta nuke him
i did some soul searching yk
realized that even if i got into gtown i would prolly go harvard over them
plus i was nervous if i waited too long all the seats would fill up or smth π and i didnβt wanna blow my chance
plus yβall are pretty cool ig and i wouldnβt mind going to school with yβall,,
Hypothetically none of us can get in with the 3% acceptance rate πππ
hey man i know of at least two other people who got here REA
in this server
statistically speaking if youβre in this server you have a better chance of getting in than if youβre not
statistically speaking you acn still be a flop and in this server
you can, but that would be statistically less likely than being qualified
I mean thatβs true
omg
im honored
good to knowπ
@reef grove bro said government (hopefully) as if someone would say no π
hey man i might get the idea to switch to a science major freshman year (the horror)
if i ever do a science/math-related major you have my permission to put me down
oh ur social searching toooo much
SOUL
im stupid
my dms r also cooked now with people messaging me to chance them for harvard π like what r they gonna do its already submitted
humanities or bust
the only math i like is stats
and thats bc its like fake math
liking stats is crazy
looking at graphs and distributions
im in stats class rn actually
take math 55
challenge urself!!
kaz should be in a solid math 5
reallll
i think i could take math 6 if i try really hard
I switched from gov to math ππ
bros praying on my downfall π
i love econ π
econ is nice
Too far gone oh well
not enough to major in it but its graphs and stuff
i suck at math and econ is heaven for me
and graphs are fun
WHY DID
WHEN DID
HOW DID
WHERE DID
not where did
WHY DID
aint no one enjoys math 22 to such a degree
oh yeah ik what ur referencing now
fancy
r u taking a tryhard math class next sem then along with 22b(?)
ngl im still confused on what psets are
is it just a fancy word for like homework sheets
but like long-term homework assignments
man okay π
HOW ELSE DO I DESCRIBE IT
usually psets are due once every week, some classes once every class
and its just problems u do and u submit
a...set of them
its a fancy word for homework to an extent
like stem classes will have psets cuz duh u have to answer problems for hw
and the problems are in a set
sry if i keep going ur gonna uncommit π
Ok nosy nelly
And itβs statistics for your information
awwwwn π₯Ήπ€
SLAYYYYY
tf does this mean π
man idk π like if they accepted too many people or smth
oh wowww so u tried to lie to me
they arent gonna rescind u π
did you guys submit the mid-year report already?
Yeah
I gotta mail the admissions office cause my mid year report comes mid Feb
hey man ya never know
smoof geometric or binomial distributions
poisson 
we havent gotten to that one in ap stats π ive scrolled past it on my calculator to get to geometriccdf tho π
idt they do it in ap stats
is it fish shaped or what
ohhh interesting
and interesting connections to binomial
what do you use it for
it's like number of rare events in a given time
bc like binom is amt of successes in fixed trials vs geo is amt of trials until success
can be used in poisson processes
sounds like binom yeah
v cool
real
smoof yapping at you about stats is basically a rite of passage btw
this is basically induction into harvard
lmaooooo
induction?!
proof by induction

r yall gonna be on campus for visitas
if so ive gotta watch my back around the charles river
so true
real
this reminded me that im not gonna be in the same timezone anymore π
leaving the superior central time to be an hour ahead with eastern time
REAL TRUE BASED AND FACTUAL
YAYYYY
Did u have a Harvard interview?
wait do you actually get those dms lmao
they have deadlines in waves generally
yeah lmao
Where to send loci
"sorry youre cooked"
i would imagine just upload it to the portal but im not certain
when does harvard require the mid-year reports? Can we submit them a bit later than feb 1?
Oh yea so like my mid year report is like mid Feb is that fine
how much does Harvard care abt mid year reports
Since Iβm international
my teacher has told me we donβt do mid year reports
But I could submit some other like class grades but itβs not rlly a mid year
prolly a lot
email ahrvard and ask them
did u withdraw georgetown π¨π¨
me when 0 interview
WTF
FOR ALL INTERVIEWS?!
nah im keeping it in to take ur spot
just for that reason alone
β οΈ, how is this supposed to work π
Btw congrats @reef grove
It will probably be the best decision you make of your teen life
ppl have applied from my school before, but Iβm wondering if itβs better to send one or not
π₯Έπ₯Έπ₯Έ
if you're here, that means you have the drive to surround yourself with other academically-oriented, high-achieving people, and it is likely that if you are surrounded by intelligent people in a community made for people capable of getting into top colleges, then it is likely that you are also an intelligent person capable of getting into a top college
What about extraneous* variables? Maybe someone here is decreasing the average IQ or someone who joined after submitting apps
there are definitely exceptions, but if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck then its prolly a duck lmao
bro
Walk like angel talk like an angel β
Duck π¦ β
i swear thats something americans say
just bc im not american doesnt mean i dont know yalls sayings π
i promise im not crazy
I am not American and had 0 ide
Idea* π
pff
You are prolly right
Fr?!
I gotta tell my teachers to fix my grades bro I got 55 in calc rn cause I wasnβt here
DUCK
Does harvard pre-screen?
no but I do
they pre screened my deez nuts
90% certain there is no pre screen
For intl yes
Domestic, not sure
Thanks π
Ok maybe I'm not cooked for harvard then
Although it's harvard so I'm probably still cooked
hmm okay
but then doesnt it hurt if u dont get 1
cus they barely take ppl w out an intervoew
issok yale better
it doesnt hurt you whatsoever
lmao
okok
if you are cooked, it's not because of the interview
smh betraying harvard already
georgia tech? π
George.....
LITR THE SAME
I didn't even apply
oh π
FR ( I hope I get in here, cuz if I get in there it will be like Luis Figo from Barca to real Madrid β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ)
thats bc harvard didnt give me an interview
but jail did
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wait guys is this like the harvard in suits
i love that show
canβt wait to go to Pearson Hardman after this
LMAOOOOO
i love suits lowkey
imma be mike ross after i get rejected
What is it about
bro got in and dont know how to act π
glaze
my bad for hyping them up π
ur good im just an asshole
π
So you want a fake Harvard degre?
π
mb
LMAO
β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
π im freaky
listen yo junior partner and racheal zane and a millionare!
insta accept kid
i talked to youre interviewer
he said u getitng in dw
the interviewr was me
also he said to pay like 500k
u got 500k right paypal rn ill guarntee u get in
dw about that
ill get u full ride
just paypal me 100k or some
idk empty youre 401k
wait bro also you're definition of ass seems decent
oh ok so if u get in in march ill get 100k
alright done
i put suits on my columbia list
lmao
if u get in ill be caues of me
I put billions and suits
omg w rizz
if you didnt mention suits after the square pizza you wouldve been cooking so hard
you coulda been like
"yeah on the tour..."
i have so much motion
believe fr
no interview no interview
we getting rejected
βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
same its fine
wtf
we get rejected
stopppπ₯²π₯²
nooo
putting the fries in the bag tho
just go to community collegfe
i got rutgers yo
rutgers accpetrnace rate dropped crazy
woot woot
they got like 100k applicaitons this year
my gpa is acc 1.5
thank you thank you
when is ivy day again
send all donations to my address
wait shit bro im failing 4 classes
o
is this fr or a joke
ok real
and teachers didnt fix grades
i mean i didnt do the assigments yet
i didnt do calc projects yet
i might open with my friend group
4pm pst lol
which is 4 pm pst
iβm in central time zone βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
so i put it in my time zone
does anyone know like
π’π’π’
where u egtting in
other than nd
yes it is help
no its bad, say better accept me or ill kill youre kids
YO THATS CRAZY
wtf i dont think they can ask that
IM SORRY I MEANT INDIANA
LMAO
NAH IM SENDING THIS TO EVERY COLLEGE
UCLA SAFTEY!?
iβm gonna kill ur cat
go ahead ill eat it
good protien
solid 250 grams
-donald trump
idk ill eat it for protien
why are they allowed to ask where you applied to
250 grams π
how tf u know this wtf
tiktok
princeton straight up bans it
my yale interviewer asked me 5 other colleges
bro searched his brain for schools w good econ majors
bro was like princeton?? harvard?? georgetown
i might
ong (but my parents never would)
Dartmouth over Harvard for undergrad??
bro god give me a interview fuck
anyone still has a pcton interview?
Where?
Would u actually choose Dartmouth
Over Harvard
What major r u
oh
prestige whore
Deadass bro
so would u go yale? over harvard
hustlers uni!?
why
why Yale cs
real
id pick a non-ivy over harvard
iβd pick ur mom over harvard
PRESTIGE WHORE
ranking ur schools crazy help
Stanford is too low
NO WAY YOU PUT STANFORD AT 7TH
????
i js have a list of
- the school i attend
- the schools i donβt attend
no
then why u apply
stanny top 3 for everything
bro got rejected
πΉ
Dartmouth lower than Cornell β οΈ AMD HIGHER THAN STANFORD
dude community college tops everything over this
swuidward >>>
twins (uiuc accepted twins)
REAL
bro acting like itβs a bad school
Switch Duke and Princeton tbh
ong dw we getting into uiuc
real
And youβre in
whats ur parents input bro
the last few words makes a lot of sense
itβs not an issue cus iβm not harvard bound π₯Έπ₯Έ
if i got into a single ivy i think my parents would announce to the entire world
ππΏ :osb
π
mango did u apply any
no
I mean itβs possible
all the ivys yield protecting me anywaysu
too good for them
why is it in 9 days
ππΏ
ong
ye just shoot ur shot
every1 ik who got Harvard did rd except one girl
Harvard REA hard bro
U got defer?
o
I mean they reject most apps
So ur fine
Stanford top 1 bro
π
Forget the debate we all agree Harvard >
Except @reef grove where Georgetown> all
Gimmie the startup culture at Stanford
But Harvard good for everything
If I don't get in
I'll retract this statement
π₯Ή
hargarvd
bro i got into fucking penn state and my parents started calling every single relative π
its not that deep bruh
π
that what im saying bro
π ππΏ
nah deadass
bro
π
i read this as police officer
if you guys run for office
remember me
so i can lobby
for stuff
i want money
π€
fuck
ap gov
FUCK SUPERPACKS
i gotchu
i missed a lot of super pac questions
on my ap gov mc bruh
i dont even remember what iti s
π
gov was boring bro
i slept in the lectures
i sleep through the lectures
sneioritis was getting to me
ππΏ
tiktok is unbanned btw
wait
u rejoined the server
i just noticed
oh u have quizzes
lucky
we just have straight up tests
yeah
started last week
i need it to end it tmrw
oh
aw hell naw im not tryna hook up w a dude bro
disagree
We talking about what
bro i think he dmed me before too
yeah ok that chekcs out
Who tf is Aryan
LOL real
My name also A
LOL letβs GO
WTFFFR
bro my interviewer started asking me politics but he ainβt ever talk ab his views
like i wanna hear
no fr
wtf is wrong with these interviewers
welcome back luigi mangione
real
dudes got insane aura
ok nah wtf
ong
no please not rn
LEMME READ
yeah
u mentioned
bet bet
ANIME
i think u mentioned this
before
yes
got a motif and my heart dropped except itβs a random college promotion im cooked
oh
i got one from uc irvine
and they were like college of engineering
and it was a fucking advertisment bro
but its by the beach tho
and so is ucsd
gtech
austin
ucsd my dream
would gho if i had money
real
NOT UIUC?!?
@thick crown wtf
he def got rejected from ucs bro
dont u dare insult the school that will accept me
UIUC FALLS TOP 5
bro donβt take away my spot
daty
darty
dartmouth
duality of mankind
how
uiuc is good
no
i read
this is a bad thing to do
ur demanifesting harvard
π
rly
nice skull
a mouth u can throw darts into
darts
i imagine darthmouth as a huge dart board
and the humans are darts
ur cooked bro
squidwarm community college might be the way
HOLY FUCK
I ALMOST ERASED ALL MY PHYSICS DATA
π
2 seconds away from being fucked
dude prolly got fiancilan aid
at dart?
HES ASIAN
IM SURE
IM SO SMART
GET ME INTO HARVARD
holy yap
thats why i didnt apply
ngl id just stay in my dorm for 4 years straight
is that possible
isnt dartmouth in nh
bro yale interviewer was like bragging ab how the raking has been consistent
π
wtf why does that matter
itβs in new england π¬π§
real
discount vermont
no cus my yale interviewer also went to princeton undergrad ofc
england
and he interviews for em
and he called the students anti social
and racist
real
no cus georgetown interviewer and i js trashed on lacs (i love lacs)
he wants u
issok tho she had valid reasons
didnt he call u cute or some too
ie too small and middle of nowhere
thats some else
WTFF THIS UES
weird way to describe a non profit wtf
auto admitted into harvard bro
they even call the cops on you to celerbate
kissing the interviewer
they put u in cuffs
take pictures of u
???!
put u in the government system
cause of how special you are
to be a autoadmit into harvard
they take ur biometrics so no one can impersonate ur identity too
80k?
free my goat
whats a03
π
we getting into harvard!
i think if luigi read the freaky fanfics bro would enjoy stauing in jail
wait so what is this
ohh youre reading
i thought u wrote this or some
nah it reminded me of a girl who writes these weird stories and fantasies bro
in my school
holy shit was fucking weird yo
nah bro it was some K DRAMA SHIT YO
i dont know rbo
someone in my class
i cud see their screen
just wait till they start making indian fanfic
no bro i was in the fucking k-drama bro
real
I blocked her ass yo
tysm for blessing my eyes
50 pages right there for the background reactions when someone gets slapped
did you mention my eyes
indian themed
drama
bro iβm the one reading wtf
yes
guys update β no interview.
"pooja stop touching me"
"pooja that ticjles"
pause
yikes
is this the same aarab
u were talking to
oh
oh
π
lMAOOO
u did mention a aara
thats y
yes
the site that stopped working
on me
this crazy
not skate again
She wrote this and sent it to my friend and she sent this to our friend group GC bro shit was funny
holy fuck i never stopped talking to someone so fast
literally told her youre fuckign weird stop talking to me
didnt say this but I said you ask too personal questions
LMAOO
LMFAOO
was she indian
oh
and shes american
the girl
no she WAS INDIAN
but white washed
ameircan parents
i lived in india and then singapore π
not was wait
shes indian descent
but american
ur parents are american?
YESSIR
I LOVE INDIAN SONGS
i got a mix playlist though
i already got that
bro i love depressed love songs
fye
even though im not depressed
im depressed
youngings?
thast what yns mean for me
i kinda underestand why people obsess with luifi
that shud go on wattpad bro
π
the girl
while writing it
LMFAO
LMFAO
NO FUCKING WY
HOW SINGLE IS BRO
π
U CANT GET MORE SINGLE THAN THAT
no not u
the girl in the fanfic bro
4 bfs
had one
i only had 2
thats wild
I got my homies though
we do gay shit but we straight
whats up with aryan
HE WAS YOURE BOYFRIEND?
HUH
2 BOYFRIENDS INCLUDING ARYAN
OHH
U CONFUSING ME
@thick crown i went from indian music to rap songs
freaky yo
what app is that
what tf is that
Nah ducks better
