#UC Berkeley (UCB) (2023-2024)
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yup
enjoy it then
as soon as you give up on your first passion it gets very interesting
but then you realize only some finance jobs are interesting
give it 30 years when your world is full of problems youll realize that a lot of it can be solved with money
I watched suits once and almost applied to pre law
Bro who cares š
macroecon is my favorite but i do know that i have to take a lot of microecon and econometrics for applicable purposes
you clearly dont, just block me, theres no need for you to waste time on me
since you dont see any value in conversing with me in the first place
I live in america i understand the importance of money
econometrics is interesting
You dont need to be hyperfixated on it š
thats how you lose friends
and family
and interests
i think itās less cool than macro
which university are you planning to attend
but itās a different kind of interesting
i do love mathematics so who knows, ill see how much econometrics interests me
yeah fair macro is really really interesting
yeah! applied is cooler when you get into the thick of it
nice
looks not as glamorous from the outside but i think the nitty gritty of it is refreshing
yes
tbh im neutral whether i get accepted or not
i think me too
im sure youll be estatic
though iād really love to get into williams today
quantitative finance and business management double co-op
and what industry are you seeking
yeah im excited but i got uoft already so its covered
iām still a little iffy rn
probably finance within a company
but i think irvine or davis applied math isnāt too bad so far
or a firm but who knows?
and my friends are mostly fine at a variety of colleges so
which major did you apply at berekeley
yeah its pretty good, what are you waiting on?
did you apply for any other ucs
econ i think
yeah uci and ucla
accepted in uci rejected ucla
williams, five ivies and berkeley
thats a good major
which ones did you get into
oof five ivies, good luck to you
case western uci and ucd
lots of waitlists
i got 6 tbh but i got fee waivers out the ass
iām patient iāll probably get off one if i try hard
i absolutely can but ok
wall street is not all of finance
until you make it into a target school
but itās mostly math
you cant be saying its easy either, let me know how your university apps go on march 28th
i love when every finance grad ever goes in wall street
iāve gotta be really honest with you
i wish i can go into entrepreneurship after some experience
alright so what you meant earlier on is
itās not very ethical
if youre have the right background, from the right family, have the right amount of wealth, and have the right connections, then its easy to get into wall street
surely this is what you meant
yes
because this is clearly the situation that youre in
you just told me that youre in a feeder school
but my point is that itās not fair and itās also not very smart
doesnāt mean i have 200k to burn
there are better ways to make money
you cant be saying its easy to get into a target when its just you who has that feeder advantage vs someone from the other side of the world whose school had zero applications to these ivy league institutions
isnt berkeley a sachs feeder in terms of wall street?
he really missed my whole point huh
its a target
although half of top unis are
itās easy only if you have connections and money
if not itās basically impossible
youre only saying that now
and not worth your time
especially if you havenāt done the research into the field
not the stats of success
the actual work itself
from what ive seen if youre an intl applying to the states you probably know what youre doing
youāre not working with money youāre basically doing a pr job
we're not like domestic students with lots of aid and scholarships
most of us are full pay
so a lot of intl students come with a goal
come with a different goal
theres no one who would pay 400,000 just to play around
even internationals who end up in finance aim higher
and "discover their passion" when theyre going to be deported within 3 months of graduation without an H1B
actually especially internationals
of course
lmao
doesnāt mean you canāt apply to a finance job in senior year
the sponsors that actually hand these h1bs out are very careful
because theres a lot of legal work and fees associated with sponsoring an intl student
plus
itās just a waste of time to aim for finance
the us government provides financial compensation for hiring local and domestic students, which incentivizes firms to primarily look for local students
without a passion youāre pretty worthless to finance anyway
i have not seen many intl students choosing gender studies or art
business majors make less than econ which make less than math
disagree, have met many successful ibd mds who are not passion about finance, hates it, but is in it for money
doesnāt have to be an unstrategic passion
a passion for something else
iām not stupid bro i know no one intends to end up in finance
in this day and age if you dont include money when considering your education then you have a greater risk of being financially doomed
of course
its about survival
400,000 of debt is a lot to carry
with a 13% apr
but if you consider only money you fuck yourself over the same
think about it
itās why finance is a backup for math and physics students
well i can spend more time explaining but you can also use some logic
even though they spend no time thinking about money in their undergrad
lmao you keep defending your interest in finance
you can have an interest in finance
and i do it quite well
i have an interest in making enough to support my family and paying off my loans
itās just uninteresting to anyone and worth nothing if you have no interest in anything else
figure out what skills youāll need to succeed
i guarantee you wonāt find them in a finance degree
or looking for what people on wall street do
anyway i gotta sleep
now tell me is my goal impressing others and seeming interesting to people around me, or is it having enough monetary capital to survive in this economy
good luck
youāre really not getting what helps you succeed in the united states my guy
maybe think about the points ive made before you comment
i donāt have to
itās not my funeral
uc berk is only a bit better than cmu
like as a whole or just for cs/engineering/business?
woah i was scrolling thru last year's uc results here and i found someone who had the exact same decisions as me for the same major
i need this to be a sign for berkeley (i'm desperate) šš¼šš¼
What about media studies
again remember only cali residents percentages are listed
uc students get access to cal answers which tells them percentages of acceptances by major
and other info
couldn't find it
maybe you'll have better luck searching
you're welcome!
do yk if the data for the statistics major is there
yooo i like what im seeing
applied and admitted are the two numbers below each percent
Nice, Good luck man
ty!! you too š
see ya ivy day
cant believe its less than a week away
Guys anyone here applying to the lsbe program? Whats the acceptance rate of the lsbe program?š
Also isnāt the lsbe program basically an undecided major for freshman since you have to reapply for sophomore year?
yeah sadly only a few a2c users and I are gonna make it
uoft 29?
toronto
ohh
so I got into ucsb's ccs program which is imo impressive enough to affect my counter but it isn't a whole ass university so I +=0.5
I have seen people referring to utexas as uoft I think
though maybe those people are just plain wrong
yeah toronto even calls itself uoft and texas itself UT
tulane?
the last time I have seen this abbreviation is TU delft
oh that's dutch
idk if tulane is TU
yeah itās a shame how me, you, and a select few A2Cers will make it
tough for everyone else
ik right, it's pretty tough for others
delusion is the solution as they say
indeed
today?
nah man it dropped in 1776, ur late
(March 28, 2024 release date confirmed by Berkeley)
i just wanna fucken commit somewhere alr gd
Me too but it takes time
uh i got my decision like 5:03 am IST
4:30pm Pacific
dw you've got til the end of the month
ivy day
After that you have until May to decide
yeah cause u got it earlier
yeah but i'd assume regular is the same time?
dude thats like 7:30 eastern time
so it barely matters
technically its 7:33
yea
I feel like you'll get in
Stem?
ok nvm
possibly ik for my school it does (we get 10 ppl into berk, ucla and usc each year)
though their GPA tend to be at least 4.2
im actually in the exact same boat as u lol
hope we both get in
rejected from la š¦
no portal astrology
Dafyq is portal astrology š¤
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fine
im just curious lmao
my fualt
real
Ok but why is it so haram doe?
I do
creates unnecessary mass panic and hysteria
with people saying "omg i dont have flowers on my portal, rejected???"
should look at the nyu thread as an example where ppl apparently believed it and withdrew their app (prolly trolling though)
rejected Amherst today bro I feel it
i havent read a single acceptance letter š
I aināt too mad cause I wrote the essays 2 days or so after the app deadline
UCBerkeley is my last California school left
did you apply only reaches???
our time will come
Same
EVER SINGLE CALIFORNIA SCHOOL REJECTED ME
@modern blade where r ur safties
Pomona will take you minimum right
Jesus
i thought csulb and cpp were safeties LMAO
I feel so bad my god
bro
LMAo
@modern blade no OOS?
My current list
Colgate comes out in less than an hour
I donāt know how to feel about it
The list not the impending rejections
isnt that the toothpast bro
LMAO
Yeah the schoolās named after the toothpaste guy
As for my remaining schools I think I get Howard and everything else is rejection
And yes itās actually named after him
cuz ik hella schools are named after rich ass entreprenuesrs
He was a trustee
Applied to this for berk also. So far waitlisted everywhere for cs for the UCs and waitlisted cmu
than cs yeah
@modern blade dms
Same here
@woeful whale
nah i like ds
i did a few things related
attended a berkeley ds boot camp actually
freshman year
Let me in
i applied to cs š
yeees?
dms
28th
Next Thursday
thanks š
Youre going to berkeley. Wallah
they just rejected me (they just said we can admit u for any major that isnāt cs ce cse ds or applied math, which is basically everything i was interested in doing)
i uh hope youre right because itās either berkeley or calpoly slo
or⦠thatās itā¦
Damn
looks worse now lol
i think you shd have a good chance for ucsc wl
if the remaining two donāt hit and the waitlists donāt hit uhh
it looks like everything iāve spent my time on was for naught and ill be attending community
i didnāt
are you in state or OOS
because isnt there that thing where ppl who dont get accepted to UC get auto admit to merced
although idk if you would wanna go merced
Especially in CA
Bro could theoretically transfer to UCLA
Or Berkeley
ez ez just put that work in
in state
guess so but i really did want the college experience
transferring definitely doesnāt get that and in tech nowadays the internship u get after year two is crucial
Ngl Iām so on the fence against cc cuz I feel behind them
and going to cc definitely wonāt net me a great internship
plus how am i supposed to identify and belong with a campus if im there only for two years
No fr 100 applications just to get 5 interviews and thereās still uncertainties
I mean yeah but is there a better choice besides SLO/Berkeley pls save me
i donāt follow
exactly and thatās coming from ppl in actually good colleges mines just gonna get thrown out
Iām asking if there is a better path for you
Or is it just CC if you donāt get into SLO/Berkeley
Hereās the thing, Iām so desperate for ucsd for couple reasons for starters the internship I worked at is moving to SD so I can continue, second I personally was a huge fan of their DS program, and third itās legit next to a beach
So I would do ucsd over uc berk for this reason but the amount of waitlists Iāve gotten gives me a feeling this is another waitlist
are there any other paths? iām not attending merced i donāt even think my parents would let me waste my time there
they certainly wouldnāt pay for it thatās for sure
Merced aināt that bad right
Still a UC
a UC in the middle of nowhere
T60 school
again my parents wouldnāt let me go
even their friends laugh at the idea of merced
yeah fair
CC transfer?
i donāt rlly have another choice
if berkeley slo davis or santa cruz donāt pull throughā¦
itās kinda wraps
appeal?
not sure but if there is a chance i think u shud take it
especially at ucs
oh yeah no for sure i will be appealing
just donāt know how big a difference itāll make
iām just kind of shocked the process has led me here at all
if you dm me you can read my application i promise you itās not that bad
UCs been a mess this year
our school only had 1 dude get into ucsd 0 stem
i just had a major family complication that basically made me unable to study and i fell behind in math
Bs in math ever since
i put that in additional info because thatās what everyone said they told me iād be fine i just gotta mention it
thatās working out great for me now clearly
How
donāt get how thatās fair but
my school sent 63
Our school usually has like 7 in one year but we a small international school not in state so ye a
ohh
hey man it's always easier to look back wen u know the ending but u just gotta keep moving forward
i donāt even know what iād change looking back
i donāt know what i did wrong
i did some crazy cool stuff
ive also had my fair shares of regrets after getting like 15 rejections
thats life sometimes i guess
I doubt u did anything wrong its just the college admission process
man
it sucks
you can never expect anything when applying for cs tbh
yeah cs has been screwing me over
i should've applied for different major lol
Off topic but what happens with your portals of colleges that rejected you??
Do they just... sit there to rot for all eternity, remenants of a bygone time you can log into once in a while to laugh at?
my sister applied to college 9 years ago and i had her try logging into one of the portals last year and she wasnāt able to š
it like expired or smth
not sure if itās the same for every collegeās portal tho
- published ml research at ucsd and was the first high school student in my lab
- made a club at my school that is actively making an official app for it
- co president of another club that won 20,000 for my high school from engineering competitions
- wrote an entire new high school computer science course that is being taught next year at my high school and am the first student to ever write a class in my whole district
- worked a job developing an app for a local cultural center for my ethnic group
- volunteered weekly teaching kids math and english
- took two TA periods one being calc and one being computer science, in the calc one i graded over 150 student assignments a day. it was excessive and terrible.
- i interned, working on an app that was nominated for an apple design award
- i own moderate and administrate a gaming discord and reddit with over 150,000 ppl in it
- made and pitched an app to my local city transit services to improve on board security
- i programmed a digital ID system thru apple and google wallet for my school and deployed it to over 400 students
- i was on like 15 school committees and advisory boards both elected and voluntary because i genuinely cared about making my school a better place
- been working privately on my own startup idea since mid sophomore year
- i got lifeguard certified
- my sat was a 1510 which i argue is good
- i took 11 aps with mostly 5s, some 4s and one 3
- i took two dual enrollment classes in business
- i took a data science bootcamp at berkeley in the middle of quarantine bc i straight up wanted to learn
- i swam for 12 years and was my schoolās varsity captain
- and even my lowest grades coincided with a year long span when i was taking care of the house and unable to study bc of a rlly bad family health emergency
so i donāt know what else i was supposed to do, i donāt think i couldāve done better in the shoes i was in.
does it sound like iām bragging? yes absolutely. and yet that has gotten me genuinely, nowhere
You absolutely deserved to get in to all the schools you applied you. WTF
theyāre definitely saving you for a berkeley acceptance with that insane app š
Brag your ass off man, and be proud of all you've accomplished. Like seriously
what was ur gpa
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
You got yield protected bro
TRUST
That has to be the ultimate yield protection
speaking of berkeley acceptances..
4.0 weighted 3.9 UC weighted and again that mostly due to a a major outside family circumstance
and even that isnāt that bad i feel??
Someone got into ucla with a 3.7 so itās not impossible
i got yield protected from 10 schools?
Seriously each school prolly thought you were TOO GOOD for them. Like it was a coincidence that each school you applied to was like "Nah, this man too good for us"
ucs fumbled and berkeley knows what job they have to do ā¼ļø
Berkeley got you 100%
BRO YOU CRACKED, so many achievements
Im rooting for you this coming thursday
and if you dont get in, im sure youll have a lot of good coming to you in the future
What are your stats
how do you know that its worked this year
Stats?
nah bro wtf is this portal astrology LOL
Your ECAs are above average but if you donāt have the academic stats you donāt meet the pre requisites to even get considered
Pretty sure they patched portal astrology
i applied data science to berkeley
Yo did results come
Your stats are kinda bad
Ayeee me too
No
Might be your flaw
nexr week
1510 and aps with 3s and 4s
Me too šŖ
Thatās a killer by itself
i forgor
so
I donāt think this is the time or place to call someoneās stats ābadā especially given the context of this conversation š
like the ucb early acceptances too?
i got 2 4s and 1 3 sue me
Iām not going to give a white lie
It sounded like you were complaining about not getting into some school
did you apply stats
yea
I took a look and told you what it seemed to be
You donāt have to listen if you wish to believe your own opinion
yoo same in state? and yeah iāve heard of a few ppl switching into ds from stats
Support, my dude. Itās very different from a white lie. And itās normal for ppl to be upset for not getting into a school⦠at times like these we support, not call them ābadā
yep in state
iām complaining abt not getting into any school
well i mean
A man needs a balance between support and criticism
ucs are test blind this year anyways
Or else heāll always be in his comfort zone
i wonder if with cdss we can still switch
more support is needed during this time though š
i heard for this year especially the numerical stats were heavily favored
Then letās keep phrasing in check. āBadā is pretty rude tbh
And itās not gonna help anybody at this point in time
No itās not itās just bad
Itās subpar
Below average
Would you prefer that
bad is rude wording
Youāre looking to get into top institutions
Idk bro, anything but ābadā is better
Theyāre evaluative
They polish their words
But behind the scenes they think to themselves this student is insufficient and not suitable
complain on the internet expect to get all sorts of feedback
Yes not getting into any school sucks man but ur not the only one
idk man trying to justify why you can be rude when the option to let people down softly is always there never works
did u only apply to reaches or selective schools
You do you
Thereās a certain truth in this as well, but often times there is just not enough space for all the students. Like thatās not a jokeā think about it; those who apply to top institutions are a self-selecting sample of the cream of the crop. So obviously not everyoneās gonna get in even if they are sufficient.
yeah no idea tbh
iām fine w doing stats tho
look i get it my gpa is lower, i was busy taking care of my dying grandparents who caught a strain of covid that nearly killed them and left them in my house bedridden for a year. i had to take care of them and couldnāt study. i got two Cs in chem, one in calc, and i got Bs in math since. I tried my best to catch up after they got better but it didnāt work out in time except for the second semester of junior where i went back to all As. feels unfair that crippled me so much
Cream of the top isnāt it
Look man I donāt mean any harm
Thatās terrible and I wouldnāt wish that upon any acquaintances
Let me tell u something three things. For starters, donāt worry abt it. second. Second itās patched. Third, the portal astrology doesnāt work as of this time
my parents wanted me to stay in state
but thatās my list
oh thank god
comp sci screwed you over man you deserve way better
wait really?
Itās universities that evaluate you not me and a lot of things come off as an excuse to them
computer science is cooked dude
Letās strive to encourage people more, thatās all weāre asking for here. šItās less about a reality check but more about acknowledging peoplesā hard work
did you express these circumstances
i thought i was being clever by applying computer engineeering or cs + engineering instead
I got rejected SDSU and Irvine as well
yeah cs is terrible
yep! in full in my additional info
in the extneuating circumstances box or in essays
If youāre trying the stuff that worked last year itās not accurate cause decisions havenāt been put into the portal yet, wait 2-3 days before decision day or just try day before
cse is also pretty saturated lol
tragic
whole field is cooked
yeah from what i heard i think the schools overall get impacted unfortunately
not just specific majors
mhm
iāve learned this now haha
thatās why iām really hoping for DS at berkeley
feels like the most holistic UC should recognize iām at least worth a waitlist for DS
yeah i canāt really fix how they perceive it
i think i know a guy who was able to get into ucb for data sci
i may just elaborate in an appeal but thatāll only get me so far
we're from cencal though so we get a buff due to location
yeah i get a debuff bc im in socal in one of those high schools
unfortuante
that's crazy
@modern blade Did you apply to Yale? Your app sounds like something they'd love.
o.. in-state.
do yk anyone else who applied stats
not really
Then donāt
good iām hoping it wasnāt that popular šš¼
my parents didnāt want me to go too far away
even UW i had to argue for
Reminder no portal astrology
You could always start working somewhere and try again next year if something doesn't work out. I went from high school to a startup, did undergrad at night, then ended up working for Google and went to Stanford for masters. Stuff isn't a straight line all the time.
iām not concerned about my job prospects honestly
i just wanted the maturity and social experience that comes from moving away and being in college surrounded by ppl who are in the same boat
making friends joining clubs discovering more about both myself and the community around me parties events dorming etc
Last hope after usc š
Wait I just checked I also applied stats and then data science as an alternative š
i was hoping to go to somewhere like ucsb, that was my top pick but
does anyone know what time on Thursday its coming out
berkeley will come in clutch i know it!
3pm i think?
based on past years at least
Why a Thursday like thatāll ruin my Friday Fr
Good friday
wait is sjsu cs really that hard??
how u got rejected from that but waitlisted from uc davis
tf
sjsu cs wants a 4.3 uc gpa if ur not local
they publish that fact online too
š
where
look up SJSU impaction index
LOL damn data sci as alt?
wait so cs is 3440, so does that mean 3.44?
Bro got yield protected š
Ecs with op essays will prob take you to ivy my guy
nah thereās a calculator
oh yes every uc and csu + usc + uw yield protected me
Yes youāre too good
What schools do you have left? Also 0 acceptance? You didnāt apply any safety?
i did not cook on my berk app
Wow u r seriously impressive. I canāt believe weāre the same age š youāll definitely do some amazing things wherever u go
alr found it
it has to be the essays or smt ur ecs r cracked enough for at the very least, one of the major ucs
tbh i may have been wrong to assume this but i thought csulb and calpoly pomona were safeties
i can totally send you my essays if youād like
iām very confident in them tho
csulb is not really
if u can
aw!! youāre so sweet thank you!
but pomona with ur stats yes
everything abt ur profile is genuinely cracked
ya i was wrong lol
like im so sorry for applying to college in the same year as u holy
hahaha nws
CS is hard to get in. I learned it last year. I think Cal will come in clutch for you since you applied data science. UMich came in clutch for me last year that I was admitted to the Data science + information dual degree program. You are very impressive and Iām not even near what you have accomplished.
thank you! i hope it does, well⦠itās gotta
I applied to UCB as transfer this year and hope we both get in so we can meet lol. I will probably end up doing Applied math and data science double major if I get in.
hey thatās sick! when do you hear back?
jesus ur a superstar
You are actually him man colleges are 10000% missing out
well thatās what i said the first 6 times but now i feel like im the one missing out
Nah man dont discredit yourself
You have a lot of impressive things
way more than me
be proud of yourself, the rejections doesnt discount your achievements
it doesnāt, i know im cracked, but i just want to go to a college i like at this point :/
i didnāt know that was a lot to ask for
You could get literally anywhere with that resume you are NOT missing out
Man I mustāve been high idk what I was thinking
yeah but i also really want to go to college and live there and study and meet ppl lol
call me an extrovert (i am)
Wait whatās ur gpa
4.0 W, 3.9 capped uc
ive explained why its lower earlier if u scroll up
Yeah I read that
From what Iāve seen at my school the people getting into top ucs have straight as but what separates them from the straight a students is that they take all the hardest classes, but you my friend have the most insane extra curriculers I have ever seen so idk how you havenāt gotten in. But Berkeley will clutch I believe in you
I hope so
seriously it would feel pretty terrible if they didnt considering berk and slo are my last shots
feels unfair
ive been in love w this since 4th grade yet 60% of cs applicants just want a quick buck
do u plan on taking cs 70 or math 55?
I took math 55 already and got an A
I mean cs 70 is not articulated at my CC so I can only take Math 55
Either one should be fine
They are pretty much the same and you cannot get credits for both
yea
I donāt know then. From a GPA perspective, take the easier one.
guys is the CAS thing real for berkeley
Well uh I think got rejected so imma leave this thread for now
why do u think u got rejected
Wellā¦.
?
holy cracked
don't they release on 3/28
Go take a walk
it ain't over till u see "thanks for applying" and all that
What would comparatively be the better program?
Guys is there any way to search for keywords in a college megathread
on mobile or pc?
Mobile
imo berk met just cuz you get both eecs & biz
but you canāt go wrong w either
are you in state for berk?
click on the search icon then the bottom 2 icons
why the ??? in ur name?
dont believe so even on desktop :/
not sure about specific threads, im sorry š
Haha bc Iām not committed but itās one of my top choices. Plus I feel like everyone has ___ ā28 by their name so I didnāt wanna feel left outššš
ah! fair enough
Ur good ty for the help!
Ty!
weirdly i dont feel cool
same ngl
Hm might just be a skill issue then š
maybe its bc theres no college to put there LMAO
yeah but today they loaded the decisions in and theres a way to check but we cant talk about it here
wait can u pm me?
Wtf, thatās better than mine
really hope berk pulls through for you
accepted to 4 ucs and rejected from half the cal states I applied to
hey that's great!
U should put like āManifesting Berkeleyā¤ļøā
Guys do you have a playlist u listen to for Manifesting acceptances
too long lol
i do!
LMFAO one of my friends asked me for my manifestation techniques
was so funny
was your hs competitive? @modern blade
oh yeah
very
socal but one of the most competitive public hs u could go to in my city
Okay I thought I was crazy for this šš
though they also take a lot more from my hs as a result
sb took 160 students last year of ~400 applicants
sd took 63, berkeley took 32, la 19, davis 130, santa cruz 270, etc...
those stats are insane.
still despite that my ass is being beaten
sucks becuase i get to see all of my friends get into all of the places that i wanted to go
im very very happy for them but
i just wish i could join the club
guess im paying the price for doing things i actually was interested in doing in high school
yea I feel that, all my friend group got into slo
iām the only one in my friend group that got into slo š
me the opposite
except its like 80% got into slo ik and 20% havent
@turbid pulsar
so rejected
Someone ping mod
99% of portal astrology is all BS š
true
Whatās going on
No discussing
just wait till thurs
My counsellor said Iāve got a 54% chance of getting into Berkeley
I guess itās the last straw
Your counselor is lying to you š
oh i was telling the other person what was happening
wasnt endorsing it, mb if it came off the other way
There's no way to mathetmatically calculate it like UC's are so random
No sheās not
I tried to tell them
yeah thatās bs a percentage canāt just be calc like that
if you want i'll take a mute tho, i need to stop being chronically on A2C
Sheās always correct because she work in Ucla and Ucb admissions
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No conflict of interest there
sheās not the same ao as the one your app will be read by
what on earth
Sheās had a 90% accuracy in terms of predicting ivies and ucs in the past 8 years
Does UCLA have lower acceptance rate than berk???
Sheās like a high level admission reader that manages the people that assess the applications
yeah
crazy
Iirc more apply to La than Berk
I thought berk was better tho, berk doesnāt reject lower percentage?
What are your stats
la receives more apps w a similar class size as berk so naturally the acceptance rate is lower
Why lol
you sound like an imbecile but I want to know
crazy statement
I mean the way you converse is a little obtuse
Bro is ruthless šš
holy fuck you're conceited
bro just caught a stray for no reason
also berk has a slightly lower yield than ucla so they have to accept more
Gotcha
aint no one gonna give their stats if ur gonna call them that
Stop fighting
Well they probably wouldnāt want to give it in the first place, itās natural for. Alright
This thread is ass bruh
its berkeley yk we're all prepping ourselves for the toxic environment once we get in š„ (im joking)
LMAOOOO
Exactly
not my dad telling me 2 mins ago that heās only heard bad things abt berk
Be nice
my mom also said it was shitty
its the area isnt it
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wait when was slowmode inplemented
nahhh he just always hears how hard it is, not being able to get classes, etc
well yea it's a top college
LMAOOO i told my dad "im going against so many cracked ppl jeez i think imma commit to sjsu" and he was like good! go work in silicon valley and buy me a ferrari š
type shit
Iām paying full price and tbh Iād only pay berk but ucla Iām not sure
LMFAO
sometimes it's better to take a lower tier college to secure opportunities
yea thats what my parents said cause environment is not nearly as toxic + classes r gonna be easier so its basically smooth transition from hs to college
true + cost
was it because of the eariler convos
most likely
ah yea
tbh idk if i wanna be in a compettitive environment for college
Are they really cracked or are they good at marketing
I look less at Ecs these days because people just talk too much itās all nonsense
fr my parents want me to go to a college thatās not that hard after they witnessed bay area schooling for the past 18 years
I hear if you triangulate the exact coordinates of the antipode of your location, run that throguh base64 and insert that value into the 6342nd line of code in Breath of the Wild, it'll reveal the first letter of your Berkeley decision
i see, yea i figured haha but lol i understand why its deserving
A - accepted with merit scholarship and full ride
well theres ppl at my school who r legiitmately cracked my ecs probably cant compare, plus theres a guy in this server whos got the craziest ecs too and his essays r fire so yea im cooked
i heard if you commit to squidward community college it's a 100% transfer rate to harvard
yeppp so theyre happy w sjsu theyre not disappointed that i got rejected everywhere
Hello good evening
instructions unclear, accidentally summoned calamity ganon into my living room
LMAOOOOOO
my fault i accidently bagged zelda
C - 
U - 
SAME W MY PARENTS but then i hear horror stories from my friend abt how his dad was super mad at him for 4 hours after getting wl by all the ucās + rejected at uiuc
ayo bro ill trade
Are you from the bay area and have asian parents š
Holy shit guys my portal changed does this mean somethiung
super grateful for my parents ā¤ļø my dad was like "jhu's overrated anyway" when i told him
yup!
it means they changed the portal š¤Æ
bro lok at my status i think thi sis good
facts this process made me so grateful for my parents too
This is warm
guys the bear on my portal changed to this thingy is it an acceptance?
congrats... if you recite the alphabet in romanian backwards 26x and watch young sheldon episode 32 72x in german... you get into berkeley
SHI BRO I RECITED IT IN LATIN AM I COOKED?
have fun at berk!!
does this mean i'm accepted?
omg i think thats the ucb mascot i think ur in they gave u a plushie and everything
LMAOO
guys I said that Iād give my balls to get into Berkeley and all of a sudden they fell off an hour agoā¦does this mean what I think it does
omg i think ur in the fact they dont have ur app means they dont even need it
guys i got the bad ending
CONGRATS BRO BEGGING4HAM | UC BERKELEY '28 FRFRFRFR
bro didn't meet john berkeley šš
For now I put them on my rear view mirror instead of fuzzy dice but im scared Berkeley will break into my vehicle and steal them
lololol
hey its a small price for berkeley
bro didn't meet harold sandiego š
No my balls are large thank you very much
This is in no way a small price
i meant small as in berkeley is too small for the price of ur balls
my fault shouldve clarified
my fault bro i just gave my entire life savings to berkeley
does berk admit by major or college?
depends what you applied
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berkly
I applied to Bourklieš chat am I cooked?
Yes, because of arcane double jeopardy laws, you can only apply to one or the other and never both.
this is what I thought but then i got into both
me too š
cant send that here
the mods said not to post
i sent that like 12 hrs ago then got warningd for portal astro
Oh
i think u should delete it @versed salmon before you get warned
My fault
i got forbidden
yea u chillin
Me too
i hope so but idk if they patched it
But Idt itās real
so we should stop talking about it.
U right
i got rj/wl from every uc so far except ucla
I just found out abt it so I wanted to check
so no way this is real lol
AYEEE ME TOO (except i didnt do LA and i got in santa cruz)
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ur here LMAOOOO
congrats
ucla is a monumental achievement
Bro š
NO PORTAL ASTROLOGY
unless it works
its pretty funny to discuss it tho ngl
still no
not here
not here
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Howād you get into berk already??
Oh is that the in state thing?
They sent out early acceptances in February
Bruh why didnāt I get it then
Only 1% of people got it
Doesn't mean you got rejected from berk
march 28 iirc?
do not continue the portal astrology discuss
let it go
not confirmed but yeah i think it comes out with rd decisions
Oh regents stuff comes out in the decision?
And whatās it mean if you got an early acceptance?
yeah
L berk then
only some of those who got accepted early were invited to interview
and not everyone invited to interview actually gets regents
I donāt wanna go anyways if its gonna cost me my life savings to go bruh
oh wait are you oos
Yeah
Trying to figure out how to get Cali residence for sophomore year so I can pay in state tuition
wait would you need to buy a house in cali or smth
wtf
What type of student are you
What this do with me
Berky after rejecting me
there's still 5 days
yeah?
Bruh im getting NYU, Northwestern, and Berky in 4-5 days I canāt take it
gl
My last reach schools and if none say yes then itās triton 4 life
thanks!
28th is gonna be like the 7-1 Brazil match for this server
so much ecstacy and depression
So many are gonna be nonchalantly hyped like the Germans and others will have their dreams snapped in half like the Brazilians
trueee
I avoided applying any ivies after Princeton and I like half regret it and half donāt
All I have is Berkeley and NYU to look at
It aināt top tier ivies but dammit I want Berkeley so bad
tbh you got ucsd, I got uoft
we chilling, i feel bad for others who only got like state uni
Yeah we both hold T20 global unis so i feel a little spoiled
I got something very good in my pocket but still shooting for more whilst others have little to nothing yet
yeah I thought about it that way and tbh I'm now neutral on ivy day
if I get anything good, hype, if not whatever
out of the ten on Ivy day⦠I just want one š
In that regard I feel the same
I like UCSD a lot and plan to visit after next Thursday because thatād basically be it for me - I wouldnāt take Howard over UCSD even with urging from people I know
I still want to get Berkeley/Northwestern but if not, then itās not meant for me
I take every college rejection as a āyouāre not meant for usā
So it really wouldnāt work for me to go to a place that doesnāt feel like Iām meant for them
that's a nice way to think about it
it's okay to want more, human greed is inevitable lol. as long as you're not actively making others feel bad tho, you're good:)
fair fair
yes
I just want one of 8 ivies lol
"just"
bruh
relatable
The hardest lines are saved for the most trivial internet conversations
which 1 u talking abt
all of my essays have a theme in that they are my one liners
for example there is one on my about me section (it could be seen as cheezy but trust me its usable)
I feel like itās less about human greed, more about the constant need for validation all humans have. āAm I good enough?ā And colleges are just one metric that society has imposed upon us.
that's true yeah
what time does berkeley come out
i heard 3:30pst last year? but i could be wrong
!berkely
Hurry up and just send the rejection bro
!ucb
berkeley comes out 28th right
yes
same
portal astrology isnt allowed here
is this already working?
sorry i didnt know rules, just heard from my friend
doesnt it work only 2-3 days before decisions?
ignore my message then
head to college confidential for portal astrology, there's a thread there. not here.
Fck portal astrology for ruining my day and delulu thoughts
loloplololol
Have u gotten into any of the UCs this is such bullshit
ONLY SANATA CRUZ
reject davis irvine
waitlist san diego
hbu?
U didnāt apply to ucla or berk
waiting on berk
didnt apply LA
Itās gunna be crazy what Iām about to say: waitlisted ucla, ucsd, ucsb, uci
same
damnnn
im praying for berk
honestly im glad i found out this way instead of actually reading a rejection letter tbh
Same.
trust the process and don't be too anxious
trust we gonna get in
all these rejections from the other UCs are all pointing in one direction
manifest fr
berkely is gonna come out at 4pm PST right?
BERKELEY !!!