#Stanford University (2023-2024)

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mental haven
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same

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can we exchange them LOL

digital spoke
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yeah

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everyone here is crazy

austere folio
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if u think thats bad just look at cali

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i have zero chance of stanford bro im like 25 minute drive from stanford campus

digital spoke
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rip bay area/san jose ppl

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it's way too competitive

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I know so many friends there

rough lark
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me

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stanford absolutely broke my heart

digital spoke
wary heron
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A certified lurker but just wanted to pop in and say good luck to u all !!! U guys rly got me through this 🙏🏻

short lagoon
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stanford comp sci, im an international student, meh act score (29), 4.15 gpa and straight As, and 40 predicted in ib. are my chances there? is it worth it to apply or do i have lower chances than usual bc of my act?

trail olive
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If you don't submit you're fine

short lagoon
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ok ok

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thank you tictac

trail olive
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<3

trail olive
short lagoon
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have you applied already?

trail olive
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Yeah

short lagoon
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i wish i applied to more schools early action

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i was so stressed this sem with school work that i applied early to like 2 schools

short lagoon
trail olive
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Rejected yeah

short lagoon
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that sucks

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chance is crazy

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and you know youre on the right path and there is no one path bla bla

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and i mean if you felt qualified for stanford, chances are you have a really good profile for every other uni

trail olive
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I hope

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Someone at my school (0 stem ecs) got deferred from mit

short lagoon
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ah

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i dont think anyone at my school talks about their deferrals that much

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i j know the acceptances

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this is all such a numbers game though

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can you reapply to stanford regular decision?

mental haven
trail olive
digital spoke
solemn echo
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honestly im down bc theres not very many of us and we're in a weird spot now lmao

digital spoke
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Hoping you guys get in

austere folio
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for those who got in can u pls do ferpa and tell us the info 😭

lost ferry
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ferpa can't get processed until a long time later

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my ferpa request took like a good 4 months until they got back to me

cunning basin
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if i get usc any ride im not applying anywhere else

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im done

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plleeaase

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id dooo anything

real herald
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Lmao

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for people here, ferpa isn’t happening for a while

vale plover
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the only person i've ever seen an actual ferpa from at a top school is @buoyant spindle for UIUC

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i dont think ive seen anyone else manage to get their file

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ty for posting that file tho that was honestly one of the most useful things ive seen

digital spoke
vale plover
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for cs 😭

buoyant spindle
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But yea I've seen people at UPenn get their file but it took them every bone in their body to harass the admissions office

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Uiuc its hella easy you just call em up or email and they schedule a time

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Berkeley apparently it's also possible and not too hard but there isn't many comments

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okay so

buoyant spindle
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I had a whole list of comments on mine though, very tough to read through

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Lol

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everyone in fucking mit thread just straight up got fucking deferred

buoyant spindle
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That's how it always is

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No gets rejected from MIT in EA

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I didn’t know that

buoyant spindle
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Unless you are a criminal or smth

spring veldt
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3000 ppl did lol

buoyant spindle
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But MIT doesn't want to make a decision yet on many people

buoyant spindle
dim badge
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why do they make out with the defer button

buoyant spindle
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Same with umich btw

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Almost everyone is gonna get deferred

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Or they so call it "postponed"

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But yea both MIT and umich love deferring people

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UCs do the same with waitlisting at their non LA Berkeley schools

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It's very common to get a WL at UCSD, UCD, UCI and also not too rare to get off that waitlist either

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okay so the question is

vale plover
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uc waitlists r wild

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When you get deferred from this places

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Is there still hope?

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Or probably not

trail olive
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yes

vale plover
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its RD chances

buoyant spindle
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Depends on the school

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For stuff like MIT and umich it's like you just didn't get a decision at all

vale plover
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prolly a bit better because you arent an obvious filter out

buoyant spindle
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But places with low deferral rates like Stanford, Gatech

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You'll have an RD chance

real herald
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Bro utd 😭

vale plover
spring veldt
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So it's not a terrible outcome

buoyant spindle
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When you get deferred you rarely will get rejected imo most likely a waitlist

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Yea UPenn is better than some places for deferrals

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There are some places where being deferred is a death sentence

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Mainly uchicago EA deferral

spring veldt
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Yeah Stanford + Gtech are the best and Harvard, Princeton suck for deferrals

buoyant spindle
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They accept 0.5% of EA deferrals

real herald
# vale plover did they defer you 💀

No I'm auto admit. Just wondering why u would ever want to go there 😭as an Indian there are wayyy too many brown ppl there it's Hella nerdy bro 0 social life

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I live nearby

vale plover
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i mean pton and harvard defer like 99.999999%

buoyant spindle
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Huh do they

spring veldt
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Precisely

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they defer a LOT

buoyant spindle
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I thought it was lower than that unless they changed it up recently

dim badge
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I have a question

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How do you get luck

buoyant spindle
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You shotgun

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Luck is like the force

buoyant spindle
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You apply to so many you gain luck

vale plover
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im taking a few DE classes there this summer tho

dim badge
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It is the sole thing that binds all living things and events together

buoyant spindle
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Bruh UTD is great

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but only certain people are strong with it

buoyant spindle
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I know a few guys there at CS doing really good

vale plover
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UTD i feel like

buoyant spindle
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UTD is in such a good location

vale plover
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its very barebones

buoyant spindle
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They got capital one next to em

real herald
buoyant spindle
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JP morgan

spring veldt
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I could never.

real herald
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It's ass

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Ngl

buoyant spindle
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Lol UTD seems fine imo

vale plover
buoyant spindle
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Plano is good

spring veldt
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My aunt's literally a CS professor there.

real herald
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buoyant spindle
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Lots of Plano ppl at uiuc

vale plover
real herald
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I love ntx

buoyant spindle
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I've met like 3 just randomly

vale plover
real herald
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But not utd

buoyant spindle
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You probably do

dim badge
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but I’d rather live in CA than Texas

spring veldt
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Yeah NTX is goated, but UTD..

dim badge
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Texas sucks tbh

real herald
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Ntx is cracked

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and I live near Texas

vale plover
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pwest 🙏

real herald
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For college apps

spring veldt
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I live in like the heart of Dallas

buoyant spindle
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Texas is fine for job hunting tho

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buoyant spindle
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Like Lowkey UTDs location is good

vale plover
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honestly i just want to get into UT

dim badge
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If you apply from North Texas or southeast Texas

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It’s gonna be super competitive

spring veldt
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Oh yeah

real herald
vale plover
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like i dont wanna get my hopes up for stanford/cmu/caltech/stanny

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but if you’re applying from west Texas, you get an advantage

spring veldt
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I know a bunch of IVY kids that live like 3 streets down from me lol

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because west Texas is as undeveloped as can be

vale plover
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my old school used to only weight cores, etc.

real herald
spring veldt
real herald
spring veldt
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and we got in

vale plover
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for CS?

spring veldt
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McCombs

real herald
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Ye

vale plover
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im not even ranked tho...

real herald
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If ur on here u a sweat

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U will be fine

vale plover
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🙏

real herald
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Anyways

vale plover
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ywah my two biggest anxieties are h4 status and rank lol

real herald
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STANFORD PLEEEASE LET A NTX BOY IN

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(Me)

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hater

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would you agree with the theory that

vale plover
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they rejected my friend yesterday 😭

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applying from north Texas and southeast Texas is competitive

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but applying from west Texas is kinda advantageous

vale plover
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i know houston has this school

real herald
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Idk about se Texas

vale plover
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strake jesuit

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super cracked at debate

real herald
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But ntx is insaneeee

vale plover
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yeah ntx is actually insane

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real herald
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And the bay

spring veldt
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Nah

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NOVA

real herald
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True

vale plover
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but i mean they practically just imported the most well-qualified people from shanghai and hyderabad and put them into one place

real herald
vale plover
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soflo also pretty goated

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wdym by tha

vale plover
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desert

real herald
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Ong

spring veldt
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El Paso

real herald
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Lol

spring veldt
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They all go to UTEP

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one of the poorest regions in the country

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it’s bad

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really bad

vale plover
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i hate living in north dallas its actually so bleak imo

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maybe im just odd tho

spring veldt
real herald
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Weather sucks

spring veldt
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It makes the deferral less painful;.

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real herald
vale plover
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oh I see

vale plover
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dfw weather is terrible and so unpredictable

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gl hater

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I go to DFW all the time

real herald
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and I like it there

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but north Dallas sucks out my soul

real herald
vale plover
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north dfw boys... do you guys say you live in dallas when people ask...

spring veldt
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i need to write that shit

real herald
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Lmao

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it’s not like the Naperville and Chicago controversy

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it’s a definite suburb

vale plover
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unless ur in fort worth

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or arlington

real herald
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Bro I thought I would have no difficulty picking a college and I'm alr split in December

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Those are a different story yeah

real herald
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This shit finna be tough

vale plover
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i went to south dallas once and i think i saw a guy getting mugged 💀

spring veldt
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Bruh I volunteer in Oak Cliff..

real herald
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South Dallas ain't great

vale plover
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yeah my uncle makes me come with him for volunteering there

real herald
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Ntx suburbs pretty safe

vale plover
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1 hour drive is rly annoying

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south Dallas is scary

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it’s Memphis material

vale plover
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bro dfw is so bleak because it doesnt actually feel like a city

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its just a glob of suburbs

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DFW is a conglomeration of suburbs yeah

spring veldt
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It's not a city.

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the thing I hate about Texas

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is that the culture is kinda universal

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the whole cowboys aesthetic

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-from someone who lives near tx

vale plover
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dfw just feels like endless suburbs with a small bit of downtown

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I will admit

spring veldt
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It's super spread out

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Downtown Dallas is pretty neat

spring veldt
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Yeah for sure

vale plover
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dallas metro museum

spring veldt
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I live near the Toll Way

real herald
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I love ntx but

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I am tryna leave for college

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No utd sorry

vale plover
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did my humanities project at dma

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For some reason

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When I went to Austin

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and toured ut

real herald
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I loved ut

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I just felt so overwhelmed and drained

vale plover
real herald
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Not ug

vale plover
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no even ug

zenith tulip
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stanford EECS my beloved

digital spoke
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real herald
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Yes

vale plover
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stanford is actually GOATED for having a theoretical cs major

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or well theory option within the cs major

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still

native loom
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yo i should apply as a german studies major or some shit

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and then go to cs/s

noble zenith
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nah

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most schools won’t let u

spring veldt
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most will lol

vale plover
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state schools usually wont let you

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privates usually will

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in my experience

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gtech used to be like that ngl

jovial bobcat
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research is super underrated in essays, i def think research would be better in this context

jovial bobcat
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nope

pine rain
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i think i might write about research in my deferral update form

jovial bobcat
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are u isef

pine rain
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in one of these two

jovial bobcat
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or ieee or other cracked journals

pine rain
jovial bobcat
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oh thats rlly good

pine rain
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i haven't published in ieee but ive presnted at conferences

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and shit

jovial bobcat
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wait why would u not write abt it lmao

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def write abt it

pine rain
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there wasn't a good place for me to write about it

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except maybe an experience that makes you excited about learning

jovial bobcat
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or u can modify ur personal statement to make it more research centered

pine rain
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my personal statement was not about research at all 💀

jovial bobcat
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i feel like sometimes ppl waste personal statement space on talking abt personal qualities that their recommenders can highlight easily

pine rain
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i have my professor writing a recommendation letter

jovial bobcat
pine rain
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there are obviously key details im leaving out

jovial bobcat
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ya ofc thats fine

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i mean it def sounds good that u show more humanities side

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but on the other hand, perhaps it's better to the aos if u focus on developing a science spike and focus on research/olympiads, and then talking abt the non stem stuff in ur supps

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ofc i havent read ur essay so i cant judge

pine rain
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cuz i talked about my olympiad experiences in the intellectual experience

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and the deferral form gives me an opportunity to talk about research

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idk

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what do you think

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because i had an ieee conference proceedings paper published after i submitted my application and i also won a best paper award

pine rain
# pine rain in one of these two

so i could definitely talk about those in the "Tell us about something you are proud of since you submitted your application."

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im definitely not going to get anything published soon

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for me, i talked abt my own self guided research experience and how it culminated to isef. i think mine is a decently strong essay that shows a bunch of qualities, and the aos def pay more attention to the supp responses. but im not so sure if they care as much for the additional questions deferees have to answer, maybe they'll just glance over them like an applicant update

pine rain
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because they're already locked in in the system

jovial bobcat
pine rain
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im not going to get another project finished

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anytime soon

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nor will i present it by 2/15 lol

jovial bobcat
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so what would you have before rd deadline then?

pine rain
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like my essays?

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they probably would've been the same because i wouldn't have known to chang ethem

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in terms of awards they wouldn't change much

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i still think that getting the chance to rewrite the supps - in this case, if someone applied rd - would make the thing better overall. but you got deferred and deferral rate is extremely low (someone from my school last year got deferred -> accepted rd and didnt' have any new achievement in between), so i think you still have a solid chance

jovial bobcat
pine rain
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oh

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my achievements didn't change much but i got a best paper award

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literally 7 days after i submitted

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and i got something officially published 15 days after

jovial bobcat
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ah

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i would talk abt that in the deferral essay then

pine rain
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there's also standard stuff like i got into all-state orchestra again but like

pine rain
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and with the deferral form i can be more upfront

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in terms of just spewing out content

jovial bobcat
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yeah make it more research focused

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but

pine rain
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because that's literally what it asks for

jovial bobcat
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just make sure you dont detach from the theme in the rest of ur app

real herald
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Did both of y’all get deferred

pine rain
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i dont think i have a theme

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💀

jovial bobcat
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what did u put as for ur future interest?

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on the common app

pine rain
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which was also one of my flaws

pine rain
jovial bobcat
pine rain
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i think

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let me see

jovial bobcat
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yeah thats a problem

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if i were u i'd prob go with researcher

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since they need to picture you on campus and what you would do

pine rain
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because my extracurriculars don't point to a spike either

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i think

real herald
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I don’t have a spike either

pine rain
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even though i feel like im pretty good at what i do

real herald
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I manufactured one

pine rain
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in each of my extracurriculars

jovial bobcat
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isnt what u did with the math thingy ec easily connectable with the rest of ur stem profile

pine rain
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@jovial bobcat do you know my extracurriculars by any chance or nah

jovial bobcat
pine rain
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not sure how i would connect it

jovial bobcat
pine rain
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as long as u dont say the name of it im fine

jovial bobcat
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lol

pine rain
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there are a million math competitions out there

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ours just happens to be one of the largest high school run ones

pine rain
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im not sure

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i just feel like they're totally separate

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in terms of interests

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maybe this is what i'm doing wrong

jovial bobcat
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well u might as well just follow the classic formula:
"i like this subject" -> "i want to inspire other people" -> "so i did this to promote this subject"

pine rain
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it's a different subject though

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im not really sure

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my research is in engineering

jovial bobcat
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what major is urs

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oh

pine rain
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civil engineering to be specific

jovial bobcat
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what kind of eng?

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oh

pine rain
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and environmental engineering

jovial bobcat
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hmm thats tricky

pine rain
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yea

jovial bobcat
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why would you apply as that tho

pine rain
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nono im saying

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my research is in engineering

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purdue is an engineering school so i take whatever engineering opportunities i get

jovial bobcat
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wait hol up

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im saying for stanford what major are u applying as

pine rain
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oh

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its very scuffed

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im applying like

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data science math and physics

jovial bobcat
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oh

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then cant you easily connect it to the math ec then

pine rain
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like dawg my application is all over the place

pine rain
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or my major

jovial bobcat
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yeah i think thats your problem, if you have one focus you'll definitely get in

pine rain
jovial bobcat
pine rain
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i can't really do that for stanford anymore

jovial bobcat
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tie back to your major

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always

pine rain
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but i could also definitely connect my research to my major

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because engineering is just applied math

jovial bobcat
pine rain
jovial bobcat
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and even changing ur personal statement works

pine rain
jovial bobcat
pine rain
jovial bobcat
jovial bobcat
pine rain
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just like the ieee publication and best paper award

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cuz i got another publication/best paper award after i submitted my application

jovial bobcat
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that would help yeah

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wait but

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by publication do you mean accepted to publication

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or published

pine rain
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published

jovial bobcat
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yeah do include that

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also can i see ur full ec list

pine rain
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yea fs

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ill dm you

jovial bobcat
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u prob can make more connections

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with ur other ecs

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alr

mental haven
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hi badasses

mental haven
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@merry river i am so happy u got in

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sorry i literally can’t get over it

merry river
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tysmm. u were so supportive this whole journey

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yr gonna get in somewhere good!! i just know it!!

digital spoke
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@mental haven

mental haven
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i very much hope so

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u guys are just awesome like 🥹🥹🥹

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role models fr

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and so well deserved like

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yall getting in gave me faith in this process

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it’s not COMPLETELY random

trail olive
digital spoke
mental haven
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guys everyone is so nice

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when u look at the dancing tree, think of me ❤️

trail olive
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stanford rea thread this year was great
hopefully ill continue to see you guys around <3 :D

mental haven
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aw guys i have to change my pfp

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no more tree

trail olive
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oh no D:

mental haven
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GOODMORNING IM NOW A BLUE DEVIL

digital spoke
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wait

trail olive
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your profile picture is like
repulsive

digital spoke
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💀

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I'm dumb

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thought that was something else

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lol

trail olive
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what did you think it was

arctic snow
trail olive
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an acceptance or?

digital spoke
trail olive
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ah

mental haven
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what does it look like

trail olive
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pain

digital spoke
trail olive
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it looks like pain

mental haven
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wait what

trail olive
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in one image

digital spoke
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I just remember blue something

mental haven
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what.

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my pfp?

trail olive
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yes

mental haven
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it will be an acceptance

trail olive
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to be completely fair the mascot isnt the best looking thing

mental haven
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tree would have been a lot better

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but that’s ok

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med school

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ok lovely people

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time for me to sleep

trail olive
mental haven
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u guys should follow me on ig bc idk how long i will be on here until more decisions release

trail olive
mental haven
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i have a life tho

trail olive
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💀 LMFAO

digital spoke
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damn

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this channel feels dead now 😭

rough lark
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we all got rejected 😢

trail olive
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ill probably be lurking in the mit thread more often now

digital spoke
trail olive
neon peak
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someone is calling mesmile

harsh sentinel
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im practically done with stanforf essays just waiting on my uchicago decision if i get in ill submit stanford if not I'll redo my common app

icy geyser
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why would you redo it. just curious

harsh sentinel
icy geyser
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lol okay

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thin owl
deft moss
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hii guys

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any essay tips for RD : )

mental haven
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hi guys

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can anyone help me with wording my descriptions for my activities

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and awards

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i haven’t gotten any help and feel like i need to reword before RD

dapper gale
# deft moss any essay tips for RD : )

Consistent theme throughout your essays - mine was public health for ex and every single one of my essays somehow connected back to it. But don’t force it if you can’t figure out a way to include your “theme”

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pine rain
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i did not do this

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probably why i got deferred

trail olive
pine rain
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yea im def doing that

trail olive
mental haven
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can someone read my activity/ award descriptions and tell me if they’re bad

real herald
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Sure

real herald
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no one from my school has ever gotten into stanford

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💀

mental haven
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does anyone know how to do redox reactions

real herald
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I wish lmao 😭

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Our last ivy was like 2018

hushed marsh
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anyone of yall math nerds wanna help me with my stats hw

jade narwhal
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Mid ass school, Princeton on top 🔝

foggy mauve
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Well Stanford is old money but Princeton is older money

jade narwhal
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Technically Berkely is filled with cs majors who don’t shower too tho

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But instead of furries, it’s homeless people

foggy mauve
foggy mauve
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We have a very vibrant furry club

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I have considered joining but alas

jade narwhal
foggy mauve
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It is an expensive lifestyle choice

jade narwhal
foggy mauve
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Pretty good connections though

harsh sentinel
mental haven
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ooo

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wait

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guys

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ok so i was supposed to have a test on thursday

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but i started getting flu symptoms on Wednesday night

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and i have the flu

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i woke up early to see if i still feel bad and i do

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should i email my teacher and tell her this

digital spoke
mental haven
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i did it

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thanks guys

spring mist
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submit a 1460?

compact igloo
spring mist
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I have grades to partially back it up but my SAT backs up my English grades

spring mist
compact igloo
spring mist
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also my extracurriculars and essays will carry🔥🔥

spring mist
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for the 50 worder "List 5 things important to you" did anyone mention family or do you think they know that's a given

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you could possibly get rejected for no reason at all

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holistic admissions is just like that sometimes

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tbh i memed 2/5 of the answers

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idk if they liked that

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or if i got in despite that

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My family take:

  1. My brother and my husband.
  2. My sister and my wife.
  3. My mother and my grandmother.
  4. My father and my grandfather.
  5. Unity. Yes, every item above is in fact one entity. They refer to the same thing.
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@rigid kayak thoughts

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this is obviously a joke

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for this essay: The Stanford community is deeply curious and driven to learn in and out of the classroom. Reflect on an idea or experience that makes you genuinely excited about learning.*

rigid kayak
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idk how to relate it to how i became excited ab learning

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in my essay i talked about public health and talking to mdidle schoolers about serious issues and how it made me realize that i wanted to study this subject and do more community work, but i never mention how it made me excited ab learning

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how should i mention this

rigid kayak
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what they want to see is ur curiosity and desire to learn

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cause thats why you go to college

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ok, but most of the essay i focus on the story then i include a brief reflection, is this ok?

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that makes sense, thanks

rigid kayak
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you want to convey it through word choice, diction, writing basically

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you want the AO to read it and go

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wow, I want to experience that too

flint umbra
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im applying public policy but the essay focuses on pub health

rigid kayak
pine rain
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stanford has public health

rigid kayak
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they're also trying to evaluate fit with the essay

pine rain
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does it not

rigid kayak
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its offered through STS i think?

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ye

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so ur fine

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just apply this instead

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if public health is what u wanna do

spring mist
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I've given up on MIT obsessing Stanford obsessing is my new best friend

spring mist
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ai spongebob is going to carry me frfr

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genuinely such a godly extracurricular

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spring veldt
muted sage
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does it not work here

spring mist
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da huh

muted sage
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and i thought calling u silly would get u to acknowledge it

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lmfao

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for server anniversary

spring mist
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lmfao sorry i am like 53% blind to references

pine rain
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i want to clutch up so bad

spring mist
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also yellow suits me nice I think

pine rain
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but i dont know if it can happen

spring mist
pine rain
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but at least they didn't reject me

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it's still my top choice

spring mist
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real talk stanford kids only uncle grandpa was chill as hell why did we collectively hate him

spring mist
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uncle grandpa

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the show

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he was chill af and everyone hated him for what

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also Stanford really likes accepting kids that are insane extracurricular wildcards right

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just making sure

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how did yall start the stanford roomate essay

pine rain
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pine rain
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probably not too informal

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but i dont write like that

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hey roomie sounds like slay queen typa vibe to me

cunning basin
pine rain
# cunning basin "wsp slime"

"wassup my fellow top g, can't wait to hustle with you this year at the academic equivalent of hustler's university!"

spring mist
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so like are future roommates gonna read it or what

spring mist
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"whats crackalackin big dawg, im so stoked to be here"

spring mist
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"WAZAHHHHHHHHH"

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“Hello, hello? Uh... I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um... I actually worked in that office before you. I'm...finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... ..I know it can be a bit overwhelming. But I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?

Uh, let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company, that I'm supposed to read. Uh, i-it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.

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Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here... ..do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.

So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was "The Bite of '87." Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll [p- they'll] most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... ..forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um... now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... ..and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. ”

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dude

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so like do future roommates read the roommate essay or what

cunning basin
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idk

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oh lmao

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i didn't have an intro

foggy mauve
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# cunning basin “Hello, hello? Uh... I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settle...

"Dear Future Roommate,

I can’t stop fucking thinking about five nights at Freddy’s. Every morning when I wake up and I walk to the fridge to get milk with my cereal, I scream “FIVE NIGHTS A FREDDYS” at every single thing in the fridge. This has stopped me from leaving my room to eat. Whenever I look at my lap top I scream “SECURITY GUARD” really loudly. It’s been 5 months and 12 days since I last left my room. Whenever I try to talk to someone, even through messages I start singing or texting them “AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR” I’m going insane. I can’t close my eyes without seeing the animatronics. Whenever I see something slightly related to five nights at Freddy’s I have a seizure, my mouth singing the fnaf toon, while my body shakes on the ground, froth coming out of my mouth oh shit I’m gonna have aseisvbrjdjjsgxm Fbfyjzifhhdyfhjdhsusgtwtafzgsywtxgbsuwhdbxbhhhdhdudydydhdhffhhrurjwiesuueiejeheheheueghehwbdheuesjdhdjhdeuureteeywuehddhhhhhhhhfhfdhdhksishcjeksiwywjshdndb jaiakwkwjejdhxjdjsidqqqejjelqoqwoqwsijxfhjrjdhdkdhdhf Okay don’t worry my seizure finished.

Best,
Bill"

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and i just ended mine with
-My name

foggy mauve
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Do what you want with the roommate essay it's just a screen for weirdos

spring mist
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is anything stopping me from putting all my essays into binary so I can reach that beautiful 3 word count essay

spring mist
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I'll just supply reject their rejection letter?

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# spring mist I'll just supply reject their rejection letter?

"Dear Future Roommate,

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddies, an indie horror game that you guys suggested in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said that it was really really good; so I’m very eager to see what is up - and that is a terrifying animatronic bear reads off script family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the night shift. Oh, 12:00 A.M, the first night. If I didn’t want to stay the first night, why would I stay any more than five? Why would I say anymore than two - hello. Okay...Hello? Hello - oh, ah I can’t move. That’s a creepy skull...There’s creepy things on the wall - Oh, hello. Phone Guy begins dialogue "

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your employment at frederick fazbender's pizzeria has been terminated

spring mist
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stanford should really consider leaving 100 spaces left in their class to let people from every state fight to the death for the remaining spots

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I think that would be a good way to make the optional college class

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"Hey Roomie!

My mum (82F) told me (17M) to do the dishes (16) but I (17M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (17M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (17M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (17M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (17M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Roomie, AITA?

- Billert"

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oh!

rigid kayak
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Hey Roomie,

Please get out of my room.

Best,
salami

spring mist
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yo bitch,

fuck out my room

112

pine rain
foggy mauve
pine rain
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Hey Roomie,

Lowkey we should just keep on messaging like this in the thread.

Best,
Billert

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Hey Roomie,

Got Milk?

Best,
Billert

rigid kayak
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Hey Roomie,

Who are you? Why are you in my room? Please exit. The door is to the right. I think you are at the wrong college. UConn Stamford is on the east coast.

Best,
salami

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Dear Roomie,

I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

pine rain
rigid kayak
spring mist
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Hey roomie,

You should definitely listen to me on SoundCloud. I'm an up and coming rapper and I believe that you would really like my music and I would really appreciate any listens I can get.

Best,
112

pine rain
spring mist
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who tryna room at stanny if i get in

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i promise i am sane:)))))

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:)))

rigid kayak
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they love their harry potter magic

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its sorting hat magic

cunning basin
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me cuz you made ai sponge

pine rain
spring mist
rigid kayak
pine rain
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Hey Roomie,

Your name is [redacted]. Looking forward to meeting you.

Best,
Billert

rigid kayak
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Heya roomie,

Your name is [redacted]. Your SSN is [redacted]. Your DOB is [redacted]. Your admissions score was 2-. Your AO gave comments such as [redacted]. Your bank account is empty since I withdraw all the money this morning.

Excited to talk more,
salami

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YO wazz goodies top G,

How much can you bench? How many pushups can you do? Less than 10k? You are weak. I bet you didn't write a research paper on Gender Equality with Dr. Andrew Tate, like me frfr. What color is your bugatti? You don't have one? That's what I thought.

Also, get rid of that vape pen. BREATHE AIR.

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they're federals

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mfs must NK or russia to defer the president of the usa

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muted sage
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slay top stanford yappers

real herald
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Nooo just outside the top 5

muted sage
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not rejected being in the top words

muted sage
merry river
muted sage
muted sage
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as of me pulling the data

muted sage
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which was like 10 mins ago

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it gives out some random stats

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like pikachu and joshy have participated in 24 conversations in this thread together

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and brandon has started 62 conversations in here

harsh sentinel
real herald
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So I expected better

pine rain
muted sage
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So “reject” “rejected” are separate I think

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Unlike discord search

digital spoke
digital spoke
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ahhh finished my roomate essay!!!!

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i love it SMMM

rigid kayak
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it has public health focus

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real herald
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Finally stopped procrastinating my stanford supps

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Here goes nothing

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🤞

digital spoke
deft sleet
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Maybe

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Same

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Still plenty of time tho

worldly pagoda
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digital spoke
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Well

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There’s a New Hope

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it is

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ed was revenge of the Sith

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you’re yoda

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Idk who tf I am

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and uhhh

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no this is after episode iii

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i'm technically still in the running

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episode iii or Ed was the imperial empire taking over

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true

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what does that make me then

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ok ok

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Chloe is Yoda

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canonically, that’s great for me

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personality wise, that’s fucking disgusting

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finn

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yea

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wait who’s Luke skywalker

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yeah

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have they applied yet

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he got in

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bro wtf

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I didn’t know that

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so then I’m Rey

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Congrats to salami tho

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they introduced me to the forbidden Stanford word list

real herald
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Whos me

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I am who

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oh god my server profile is back

real herald
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Aight

rigid kayak
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i think its for their own website

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cause they gotta be more stricti

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or all the news sites r gonna be publishing headline after headline

pine rain
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lmao

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its def just private now

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stannyrhea (stanford REA)

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we need a real UC Palo Alto campus, US population is increasing but seats at colleges are staying the same

foggy mauve
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And for good reason

chrome sapphire
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as long as you're in the 25th - 75th %-ile you should be fine

chrome sapphire
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That's still lower quartile for sure

pine rain
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yea you right

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go test optional

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stanford is test optional

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# pine rain

yeah i am definetely going test optional here😂

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Test optional won’t hurt you this year trust

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yeah it wont hurt but i'm sure like a 1570+ would help a bit

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# pine rain

what do you all think about the middle 50% stats like these with test optional? like every school's stats basically went up

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like a 1530 would be above median before, but now it's below median

rough lark
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lol already rejected

deft sleet
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yeah i know, especially cuz i had the 800 math. it was more like they took 2 others from my school, i didn't have all A's, and was hella unhooked, and probably wasnt compelling enough

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i dont think stanford really cares about the sat that much tbh

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like

deft sleet
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they said they were test optional

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i think stanford is huge on all A's though even though they might not care much about SAT

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like admitium the former stanford AO said that even 10 years ago like you basically needed all A's to get into Stanford, and those who got in without all A's were almost always hooked in some way

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thats why i think i got deferred

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my grades are subpar

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i also went test optional so that probably didnt help either

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yeah like if you check their common data set it's like 70% have 4.0 unweighted

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and there are also a lot of d1 athletes, legacies, and other people with hooks that probabaly make up a majority of the kids with 30% no 4.0 unweighted

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so if you're unhooked you basically need a 4.0

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it's one big reason why i think even though i think i could score a 1 in EC, I got rejected

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sucks for rigorous schools though, not all A's are created equal

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fr this is a venting channel

rough lark
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ye fr

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well at least you got deferred, i got rejected

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did you get those b's in 10th?

rare herald
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but i had really "good" extentuating circumstances

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rough lark
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ur ecs must've been crazy then if you still got a defer

rare herald
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it could've been for something else completely but i think that it has something to do with it

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wondering if my sister got deferred bc of her grades

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not from stanford

rough lark
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from where

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foggy mauve
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oh ok, yale defer is like in between schools like stanford who are highly conservative on defers, and schools like harvard/mit who defer everyone and only reject the clearly not qualified

foggy mauve
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In most cases no

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rare herald
rough lark
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well the 2 b's certainly hurt a lot

rare herald
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An essay not being up to par isn’t the reason everyone is rejected

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The admit class don’t have this ultra special set of essays

rare herald
rough lark
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i said it could be one reason why someone is rejected

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foggy mauve
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I mean it sure could be

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i think it depends on the class

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foggy mauve
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But if you’re not being a dumbass/insensitive/dry/bad at writing it’s hardly ever the reason

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Stanford screening for grades is more about consistency than if you can handle the work

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A good amount of the applicants can handle the work

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# foggy mauve I mean it sure could be

ok i am a hs senior so idk much abt admissions but they do look at getting good grades in major-related classes. if you have a B in english for 2 semesters but you are majoring in cs it softens the blow fs.

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Maybe between two to three times the size of the incoming class

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i did good so they probably wanna see if im consistent

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And also their incoming class is small they need ways to slim it down

rare herald
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# rare herald yeah probably

luckily i clutched up, maybe one B in lit (which we dont even know if it is a B and could still be an A) but that's all

rare herald
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You have the liberty to be extremely picky when you’re choosing 1 in 25 people and the people you choose join you at a rate over 80%

foggy mauve
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Lol I hope not

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imma try to become an AO straight after college tbh

foggy mauve
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My biggest mistake in HS was just trying to get As instead of indexing for the highest possible grades in each of my classes

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work 4 years at penn is the goal and get an MBA at wharton while expanding its lacking multicultural programs

foggy mauve
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All of the straight As ppl I know had comfortable 95+ As

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Dk why that didn’t tell me anything about losing points

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i think peteymit said like 300 people applied for his job at MIT, so AO jobs at top schools are very hard to get

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When the grade bins are that tight it is more about how much you can lose instead of how much you can earn

rare herald
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At least at my school my intro CS class allowed you to miss 10 points for an A

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Of course the midterms didn’t have many questions

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Maybe eight each

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But yeah if you blank you’re fucked

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Also hooked

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Who pinged

rough lark
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if you think about it after you take away the spots for athletes, legacies, donors, urm, fgli, feeder school, there's not that many spots left for unhooked people

foggy mauve
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Lmao look at our piece of shit Professor

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This guy is like 23 but they hired him because we need more teachers

pine rain
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That way you get guaranteed points

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I agree their reasoning is bullshit

foggy mauve
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If Stanford wants all A’s

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Will an 89 kill me?

rare herald
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Ok muy bien

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my extenuating circumstance is that I took a shit ton of APs my senior year

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don’t know if that counts but hopefully they take into account that rigor

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everywhere else I got an A so I’d say I did fine

rough lark
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they see and consider all your grades because they get your full transcript, including freshman year

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Okay so I should definitely explain why I got that C in the additional info

rough lark
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idk depends on the situation

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also i mean that they'll see and consider freshman year

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but not sure like if they're valued less than 10th and 11th grades though

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I’m sure they know it was Covid year

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so hopefully they’ll be lax

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Ykw

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I don’t thing Stanford has as big of an emphasis on grades actually

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The A’s thing was 10 years ago

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what about sophomore year? I'm not sure if getting covid multiple times in a semester would also count as extenuating. For me, it was harder in-person than online because of that.

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And the GPA and SAT composites are lower on average

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For those admitted

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We’ll be fine.

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Like I said

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These are the most holistic lads out there

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They’re looking for more than grades

trail olive
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Yeah but that’s with cumulative

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3.95 average

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And for tier 1

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That’s pretty low

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What does 3.95 translate to 100 point scale?

trail olive
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For a tier 1 school it is

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Others have like an average of 4.1

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what’s a 3.95 on the 100 point scale?

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@trail olive

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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ive never needed to convert

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whats your gpa

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97 unweighted

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Cumulative

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100 weighted

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Cumulative

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i dont see why youre worrying about it

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this statistic alone should be enough to convince you

theyre not looking for perfection

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Isn’t 97 unweighted above that tho

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ill be completely real i have no clue
probably
it demonstrates you can handle the academic courseload at your school with the classes you take

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Also I’m trying to say is that they don’t care if it’s strictly A’s

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yeah

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They probably look at the cumulative more than anything

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they look at your course rigor moreseo than gpa

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tbf

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yeah

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Is 10 APs

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rigor

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ours

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are you saying youve taken 10 aps and are wondering if its enough?

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it all depends

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Yeah

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Would that be considered rigorous

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yeah

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literally

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ok

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youre fine

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dw about it

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I just need to finish these sips

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k ty

trail olive
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make sure your supplementals are good though
stanford values them very highly

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Yeah fs

trail olive
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ty!! Likewise