#Stanford University (2023-2024)
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if u think thats bad just look at cali
i have zero chance of stanford bro im like 25 minute drive from stanford campus
yeah 💀
rip bay area/san jose ppl
it's way too competitive
I know so many friends there
haha 💀
me
stanford absolutely broke my heart
🫠
A certified lurker but just wanted to pop in and say good luck to u all !!! U guys rly got me through this 🙏🏻
stanford comp sci, im an international student, meh act score (29), 4.15 gpa and straight As, and 40 predicted in ib. are my chances there? is it worth it to apply or do i have lower chances than usual bc of my act?
If you don't submit you're fine
<3
Same
I thought my ecs and awards were good too 😭😭
have you applied already?
Yeah
i wish i applied to more schools early action
i was so stressed this sem with school work that i applied early to like 2 schools
did you get your decision?
Rejected yeah
that sucks
chance is crazy
and you know youre on the right path and there is no one path bla bla
and i mean if you felt qualified for stanford, chances are you have a really good profile for every other uni
ah
i dont think anyone at my school talks about their deferrals that much
i j know the acceptances
this is all such a numbers game though
can you reapply to stanford regular decision?
no 😞
i WISH
You can't 🫠
honestly im down bc theres not very many of us and we're in a weird spot now lmao
You guys got this 🙏
Hoping you guys get in
for those who got in can u pls do ferpa and tell us the info 😭
ferpa can't get processed until a long time later
my ferpa request took like a good 4 months until they got back to me
if i get usc any ride im not applying anywhere else
im done
plleeaase
id dooo anything
Lmao
for people here, ferpa isn’t happening for a while
the only person i've ever seen an actual ferpa from at a top school is @buoyant spindle for UIUC
i dont think ive seen anyone else manage to get their file
ty for posting that file tho that was honestly one of the most useful things ive seen
I want to read my admissions file, so maybe
Dang uiuc top school /s
for cs 😭
But yea I've seen people at UPenn get their file but it took them every bone in their body to harass the admissions office
Uiuc its hella easy you just call em up or email and they schedule a time
Berkeley apparently it's also possible and not too hard but there isn't many comments
okay so
everyone in fucking mit thread just straight up got fucking deferred
I didn’t know that
Unless you are a criminal or smth
3000 ppl did lol
But MIT doesn't want to make a decision yet on many people
Rookie numbers
why do they make out with the defer button
Same with umich btw
Almost everyone is gonna get deferred
Or they so call it "postponed"
But yea both MIT and umich love deferring people
UCs do the same with waitlisting at their non LA Berkeley schools
It's very common to get a WL at UCSD, UCD, UCI and also not too rare to get off that waitlist either
okay so the question is
uc waitlists r wild
yes
its RD chances
Depends on the school
For stuff like MIT and umich it's like you just didn't get a decision at all
prolly a bit better because you arent an obvious filter out
or this
But places with low deferral rates like Stanford, Gatech
You'll have an RD chance
Bro utd 😭
did they defer you 💀
like Penn defers the same amount as they accept early..
So it's not a terrible outcome
When you get deferred you rarely will get rejected imo most likely a waitlist
Yea UPenn is better than some places for deferrals
There are some places where being deferred is a death sentence
Mainly uchicago EA deferral
Yeah Stanford + Gtech are the best and Harvard, Princeton suck for deferrals
They accept 0.5% of EA deferrals
No I'm auto admit. Just wondering why u would ever want to go there 😭as an Indian there are wayyy too many brown ppl there it's Hella nerdy bro 0 social life
I live nearby
i mean pton and harvard defer like 99.999999%
Huh do they
I thought it was lower than that unless they changed it up recently
You shotgun
Luck is like the force
You apply to so many you gain luck
yeah 💀 but its lowkey my safety + full ride for NMS. i took the amc 12A there and the TAs made us leave 5 minutes early 💀
im taking a few DE classes there this summer tho
It is the sole thing that binds all living things and events together
Bruh UTD is great
but only certain people are strong with it
I know a few guys there at CS doing really good
UTD i feel like
UTD is in such a good location
its very barebones
They got capital one next to em
Lmao same only applied for nms but I ain't going cuz I got into better schools
JP morgan
I could never.
Lol UTD seems fine imo
r u from plano-frisco-prosper-allen cluster...
Plano is good
My aunt's literally a CS professor there.
Ye let's not go any further
North Dallas is hosted
Lots of Plano ppl at uiuc
oops 😭
I love ntx
I've met like 3 just randomly
I probably know a few lol
But not utd
You probably do
but I’d rather live in CA than Texas
Yeah NTX is goated, but UTD..
Texas sucks tbh
Ntx is cracked
and I live near Texas
pwest 🙏
For college apps
I live in like the heart of Dallas
Texas is fine for job hunting tho
It’s weird because like
Like Lowkey UTDs location is good
honestly i just want to get into UT
Oh yeah
Are u auto
like i dont wanna get my hopes up for stanford/cmu/caltech/stanny
but if you’re applying from west Texas, you get an advantage
I know a bunch of IVY kids that live like 3 streets down from me lol
because west Texas is as undeveloped as can be
no i moved between two towns and my rank got recalculated
my old school used to only weight cores, etc.
I'm non auto and got in last week
Neither KVD nor I are auto,

and we got in
for CS?
McCombs
Ye
im not even ranked tho...
🙏
Anyways
ywah my two biggest anxieties are h4 status and rank lol
they rejected my friend yesterday 😭
applying from north Texas and southeast Texas is competitive
but applying from west Texas is kinda advantageous
i know houston has this school
Idk about se Texas
But ntx is insaneeee
yeah ntx is actually insane
what about west texas
True
but i mean they practically just imported the most well-qualified people from shanghai and hyderabad and put them into one place
Light shi
soflo also pretty goated
wdym by tha
desert
Ong
El Paso
Lol
They all go to UTEP
Dude I'm soooo glad I got McCombs already
Weather sucks
It makes the deferral less painful;.
wdym by this tho
0 comp
omg
oh I see
dfw weather is terrible and so unpredictable
Nah fr it gave me confidence and less pressure
Ty u as well
north dfw boys... do you guys say you live in dallas when people ask...
i need to write that shit
Lmao
yeah pretty much
it’s not like the Naperville and Chicago controversy
it’s a definite suburb
Bro I thought I would have no difficulty picking a college and I'm alr split in December
Those are a different story yeah
This shit finna be tough
i went to south dallas once and i think i saw a guy getting mugged 💀
Bruh I volunteer in Oak Cliff..
South Dallas ain't great
yeah my uncle makes me come with him for volunteering there
Ntx suburbs pretty safe
1 hour drive is rly annoying
bro dfw is so bleak because it doesnt actually feel like a city
its just a glob of suburbs
DFW is a conglomeration of suburbs yeah
It's not a city.
the thing I hate about Texas
is that the culture is kinda universal
the whole cowboys aesthetic
-from someone who lives near tx
ok but the bay area isnt a city either but it still feels like a city
dfw just feels like endless suburbs with a small bit of downtown
I will admit
It's super spread out
Downtown Dallas is pretty neat
Yeah for sure
dallas metro museum
I live near the Toll Way
did my humanities project at dma
I loved ut
I just felt so overwhelmed and drained
utd is fob central 💀 ion fuck with fob hate but at a certain point...
That's masters
Not ug
no even ug
stanford EECS my beloved
It's just CS I think lol
did u get into gtown?
Yes
stanford is actually GOATED for having a theoretical cs major
or well theory option within the cs major
still
most will lol
state schools usually wont let you
privates usually will
in my experience
gtech used to be like that ngl
research is super underrated in essays, i def think research would be better in this context
did you get in
nope
i think i might write about research in my deferral update form
are u isef
in one of these two
or ieee or other cracked journals
ieee
oh thats rlly good
there wasn't a good place for me to write about it
except maybe an experience that makes you excited about learning
or u can modify ur personal statement to make it more research centered
my personal statement was not about research at all 💀
i feel like sometimes ppl waste personal statement space on talking abt personal qualities that their recommenders can highlight easily
i have my professor writing a recommendation letter
what did u write it on if i may ask?
obviously not going to disclose all content but the general overview is playing music in retirement homes/hospitals
there are obviously key details im leaving out
ya ofc thats fine
i mean it def sounds good that u show more humanities side
but on the other hand, perhaps it's better to the aos if u focus on developing a science spike and focus on research/olympiads, and then talking abt the non stem stuff in ur supps
ofc i havent read ur essay so i cant judge
im actually kinda happy i applied rea even though i got deferred now ngl
cuz i talked about my olympiad experiences in the intellectual experience
and the deferral form gives me an opportunity to talk about research
idk
what do you think
because i had an ieee conference proceedings paper published after i submitted my application and i also won a best paper award
so i could definitely talk about those in the "Tell us about something you are proud of since you submitted your application."
im definitely not going to get anything published soon
for me, i talked abt my own self guided research experience and how it culminated to isef. i think mine is a decently strong essay that shows a bunch of qualities, and the aos def pay more attention to the supp responses. but im not so sure if they care as much for the additional questions deferees have to answer, maybe they'll just glance over them like an applicant update
i can't really change my supplementals now
because they're already locked in in the system
im not an expert on ieee stuff, but isn't ieee conference on par with publishing ieee? at least to the layperson there doesnt sound to be a huge difference
yea im saying like
im not going to get another project finished
anytime soon
nor will i present it by 2/15 lol
yeah that sucks
so what would you have before rd deadline then?
wdym
like my essays?
they probably would've been the same because i wouldn't have known to chang ethem
in terms of awards they wouldn't change much
i still think that getting the chance to rewrite the supps - in this case, if someone applied rd - would make the thing better overall. but you got deferred and deferral rate is extremely low (someone from my school last year got deferred -> accepted rd and didnt' have any new achievement in between), so i think you still have a solid chance
like your achievements
oh
my achievements didn't change much but i got a best paper award
literally 7 days after i submitted
and i got something officially published 15 days after
there's also standard stuff like i got into all-state orchestra again but like
yea i dont want to fuck it up again
and with the deferral form i can be more upfront
in terms of just spewing out content
because that's literally what it asks for
just make sure you dont detach from the theme in the rest of ur app
Did both of y’all get deferred
which was also one of my flaws
undecided
that is def a problem
yeah thats a problem
if i were u i'd prob go with researcher
since they need to picture you on campus and what you would do
yea i guess i just ended up having so much stuff i didn't know what to do
because my extracurriculars don't point to a spike either
i think
I don’t have a spike either
even though i feel like im pretty good at what i do
I manufactured one
in each of my extracurriculars
isnt what u did with the math thingy ec easily connectable with the rest of ur stem profile
@jovial bobcat do you know my extracurriculars by any chance or nah
the math competition
?
no but i can take a look at the full list
not sure how i would connect it
not trying to doxx u im just being vague here
yea ik what ur saying
as long as u dont say the name of it im fine
lol
there are a million math competitions out there
ours just happens to be one of the largest high school run ones
like how would u connect it
im not sure
i just feel like they're totally separate
in terms of interests
maybe this is what i'm doing wrong
well u might as well just follow the classic formula:
"i like this subject" -> "i want to inspire other people" -> "so i did this to promote this subject"
civil engineering to be specific
and environmental engineering
hmm thats tricky
yea
why would you apply as that tho
nono im saying
my research is in engineering
purdue is an engineering school so i take whatever engineering opportunities i get
like dawg my application is all over the place
the engineering?
or my major
yeah i think thats your problem, if you have one focus you'll definitely get in
yea i think i need to just lock in
your major
i can't really do that for stanford anymore
but i could also definitely connect my research to my major
because engineering is just applied math
then be willing to give up stanford, rewrite all your other hypm essays if necessary
im surprised i didnt get rejected atp tbh
and even changing ur personal statement works
stanford deadline is like a month after
imo, it's bc of ur cracked awards
do you think sending an update form with more "cracked" stuff would help
i might just focus a lot on math and then using that to connect everything - ur research, ur ec
depends on how cracked those stuff are
just like the ieee publication and best paper award
cuz i got another publication/best paper award after i submitted my application
that would help yeah
wait but
by publication do you mean accepted to publication
or published
published
this gives me hope
Wouldn't say that's a waste
hi badasses
tysmm. u were so supportive this whole journey
yr gonna get in somewhere good!! i just know it!!
i very much hope so
u guys are just awesome like 🥹🥹🥹
role models fr
and so well deserved like
yall getting in gave me faith in this process
it’s not COMPLETELY random
^^^ agree @mental haven
aw thx
stanford rea thread this year was great
hopefully ill continue to see you guys around <3 :D
oh no D:
GOODMORNING IM NOW A BLUE DEVIL
wait
your profile picture is like
repulsive
what did you think it was
i thought the same thing lol
an acceptance or?
Duke acceptance 💀
ah
what does it look like
pain
idk
it looks like pain
wait what
in one image
I just remember blue something
yes
it will be an acceptance
tree would have been a lot better
but that’s ok
med school
ok lovely people
time for me to sleep
goodnight!!
youll be a blue devil
manifesting it
u guys should follow me on ig bc idk how long i will be on here until more decisions release
noo 😭 become an active a2c member
i have a life tho
💀 LMFAO
self doxx so i have to delete
we all got rejected 😢
bc it kinda is
ill probably be lurking in the mit thread more often now
🥲
youll probably get an influx of rd applicants soon dw
someone is calling me
dw ill be here for rd
im practically done with stanforf essays just waiting on my uchicago decision if i get in ill submit stanford if not I'll redo my common app
why would you redo it. just curious
im not a huge fan of it but for early apps it was too late to change so i just submitted it but like if i don't get into my early schools it further confirms my idea that my common app sucks
lol okay
i’m in the same place w mine
i'll be back here in feb when i'm writing my loci
Thats great, but I think you should write it about something else even better. lets talk in dms
hi guys
can anyone help me with wording my descriptions for my activities
and awards
i haven’t gotten any help and feel like i need to reword before RD
Consistent theme throughout your essays - mine was public health for ex and every single one of my essays somehow connected back to it. But don’t force it if you can’t figure out a way to include your “theme”
tyy
i got deferred but this is what i did as well
Billert make sure you do a portfolio (probably research for you- I'm doing that one) for mit
yea im def doing that
It's great bc most students doing "research" don't and for the kids who did there's a spot to go in depth abt it
can someone read my activity/ award descriptions and tell me if they’re bad
Sure
same
does anyone know how to do redox reactions
anyone of yall math nerds wanna help me with my stats hw
sure
Mid ass school, Princeton on top 🔝
Princeton is old money east Stanford
Well Stanford is old money but Princeton is older money
Stanford is filled with furries and cs majors who don’t shower😒
Technically Berkely is filled with cs majors who don’t shower too tho
But instead of furries, it’s homeless people
Stanford definitely more major diverse than that
we have both
We have a very vibrant furry club
I have considered joining but alas
😨
It is an expensive lifestyle choice
I see it
Pretty good connections though
yes
ooo
wait
guys
ok so i was supposed to have a test on thursday
but i started getting flu symptoms on Wednesday night
and i have the flu
i woke up early to see if i still feel bad and i do
should i email my teacher and tell her this
Yeah
submit a 1460?
are you an intl student?
I have grades to partially back it up but my SAT backs up my English grades
nah
then ye
also my extracurriculars and essays will carry🔥🔥
for the 50 worder "List 5 things important to you" did anyone mention family or do you think they know that's a given
i did kinda but through the form of an object
you could possibly get rejected for no reason at all
holistic admissions is just like that sometimes
I didn't mention family
tbh i memed 2/5 of the answers
idk if they liked that
or if i got in despite that
My family take:
- My brother and my husband.
- My sister and my wife.
- My mother and my grandmother.
- My father and my grandfather.
- Unity. Yes, every item above is in fact one entity. They refer to the same thing.
@rigid kayak thoughts
this is obviously a joke
for this essay: The Stanford community is deeply curious and driven to learn in and out of the classroom. Reflect on an idea or experience that makes you genuinely excited about learning.*
easy admit
idk how to relate it to how i became excited ab learning
in my essay i talked about public health and talking to mdidle schoolers about serious issues and how it made me realize that i wanted to study this subject and do more community work, but i never mention how it made me excited ab learning
how should i mention this
you can take the prompt more liberally
wdym
i think this is what they are getting at
what they want to see is ur curiosity and desire to learn
cause thats why you go to college
ok, but most of the essay i focus on the story then i include a brief reflection, is this ok?
that makes sense, thanks
you shouldn't have to say "wow that made me excited about learning"
you want to convey it through word choice, diction, writing basically
you want the AO to read it and go
wow, I want to experience that too
ok, can the essay focus on a field that stanford doesnt offer?
im applying public policy but the essay focuses on pub health
i'd try to tie it in if possible
stanford has public health
they're also trying to evaluate fit with the essay
does it not
its offered through STS i think?
ye
so ur fine
just apply this instead
if public health is what u wanna do
im doing this unfortunately (fortunately)
I've given up on MIT obsessing Stanford obsessing is my new best friend
get in bro

ma'am yes ma'am
ai spongebob is going to carry me frfr
genuinely such a godly extracurricular
thats silly 
ive given up on stanford obsessing over princeton
250,000,000 views and almost getting sued to death is silly indeed

I love giving up hope on a college and then obsessing over another
do i have to go back to gen chat with the silly role joke
we all are
does it not work here
da huh
ive been giving random people colors
and i thought calling u silly would get u to acknowledge it
lmfao
for server anniversary
lmfao sorry i am like 53% blind to references
also yellow suits me nice I think
but i dont know if it can happen
mit used to be the best school ever but they deferred me so now they're the second best school ever 
stanford deferred me
but at least they didn't reject me
it's still my top choice
real talk stanford kids only uncle grandpa was chill as hell why did we collectively hate him
what does this mean
uncle grandpa
the show
he was chill af and everyone hated him for what
also Stanford really likes accepting kids that are insane extracurricular wildcards right
just making sure
how did yall start the stanford roomate essay
Dear Future Roomate,
is hey roomie too informal for an essay like this?
i dont know
probably not too informal
but i dont write like that
hey roomie sounds like slay queen typa vibe to me
"wsp slime"
"wassup my fellow top g, can't wait to hustle with you this year at the academic equivalent of hustler's university!"
so like are future roommates gonna read it or what
"what the FUCK is up bitch"
"whats crackalackin big dawg, im so stoked to be here"
"WAZAHHHHHHHHH"
“Hello, hello? Uh... I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um... I actually worked in that office before you. I'm...finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... ..I know it can be a bit overwhelming. But I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company, that I'm supposed to read. Uh, i-it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here... ..do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.
So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was "The Bite of '87." Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll [p- they'll] most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... ..forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um... now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... ..and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. ”
idk
nah
oh lmao
i didn't have an intro
It is fine
"Dear Future Roommate,
I can’t stop fucking thinking about five nights at Freddy’s. Every morning when I wake up and I walk to the fridge to get milk with my cereal, I scream “FIVE NIGHTS A FREDDYS” at every single thing in the fridge. This has stopped me from leaving my room to eat. Whenever I look at my lap top I scream “SECURITY GUARD” really loudly. It’s been 5 months and 12 days since I last left my room. Whenever I try to talk to someone, even through messages I start singing or texting them “AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR” I’m going insane. I can’t close my eyes without seeing the animatronics. Whenever I see something slightly related to five nights at Freddy’s I have a seizure, my mouth singing the fnaf toon, while my body shakes on the ground, froth coming out of my mouth oh shit I’m gonna have aseisvbrjdjjsgxm Fbfyjzifhhdyfhjdhsusgtwtafzgsywtxgbsuwhdbxbhhhdhdudydydhdhffhhrurjwiesuueiejeheheheueghehwbdheuesjdhdjhdeuureteeywuehddhhhhhhhhfhfdhdhksishcjeksiwywjshdndb jaiakwkwjejdhxjdjsidqqqejjelqoqwoqwsijxfhjrjdhdkdhdhf Okay don’t worry my seizure finished.
Best,
Bill"
and i just ended mine with
-My name
Do what you want with the roommate essay it's just a screen for weirdos
😭
is anything stopping me from putting all my essays into binary so I can reach that beautiful 3 word count essay
rejection?
I'll just supply reject their rejection letter?
"Dear Future Roommate,
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddies, an indie horror game that you guys suggested in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said that it was really really good; so I’m very eager to see what is up - and that is a terrifying animatronic bear reads off script family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the night shift. Oh, 12:00 A.M, the first night. If I didn’t want to stay the first night, why would I stay any more than five? Why would I say anymore than two - hello. Okay...Hello? Hello - oh, ah I can’t move. That’s a creepy skull...There’s creepy things on the wall - Oh, hello. Phone Guy begins dialogue "
your employment at frederick fazbender's pizzeria has been terminated
stanford should really consider leaving 100 spaces left in their class to let people from every state fight to the death for the remaining spots
I think that would be a good way to make the optional college class
"Hey Roomie!
My mum (82F) told me (17M) to do the dishes (16) but I (17M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (17M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (17M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (17M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (17M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Roomie, AITA?
- Billert"
oh!
Hey Roomie,
Please get out of my room.
Best,
salami
yo bitch,
fuck out my room
112
"Hey Roomie,
Do you know Obama's last name? Thanks. Looking forward to talking with you soon!
Best,
Billert"
LOL
Hey Roomie,
Lowkey we should just keep on messaging like this in the thread.
Best,
Billert
Hey Roomie,
Got Milk?
Best,
Billert
Hey Roomie,
Who are you? Why are you in my room? Please exit. The door is to the right. I think you are at the wrong college. UConn Stamford is on the east coast.
Best,
salami
Dear Roomie,
I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
Hey Roomie,
Let me rap some bars with you. I know ALL the curse words my mommy disapproves us which means we can make a BANGER ass song. Looking forward to collaborate with you on Spotify.
Best,
Billert
Heya Roomie,
I'd love to be able to work together, but I'm afraid I can only offer exposure as payment.
Best,
salami
Hey roomie,
You should definitely listen to me on SoundCloud. I'm an up and coming rapper and I believe that you would really like my music and I would really appreciate any listens I can get.
Best,
112
Hi Roomie,
What kind of exposure? 👀
Best,
Billert
stanford no let that
they love their harry potter magic
its sorting hat magic
me cuz you made ai sponge
hack the system
oh my fucking god ARE THERE SINGLES
my tour guide said its just some bored junior 💀
Hey Roomie,
Your name is [redacted]. Looking forward to meeting you.
Best,
Billert
Heya roomie,
Your name is [redacted]. Your SSN is [redacted]. Your DOB is [redacted]. Your admissions score was 2-. Your AO gave comments such as [redacted]. Your bank account is empty since I withdraw all the money this morning.
Excited to talk more,
salami
Wassup my top G Roomie,
I already knew that. You didn't have to tell me that shit,
Secretly plotting revenge,
Billert
YO wazz goodies top G,
How much can you bench? How many pushups can you do? Less than 10k? You are weak. I bet you didn't write a research paper on Gender Equality with Dr. Andrew Tate, like me frfr. What color is your bugatti? You don't have one? That's what I thought.
Also, get rid of that vape pen. BREATHE AIR.
stanford deferred me too so they're my opps
they're federals
mfs must NK or russia to defer the president of the usa
Isn’t this like a history major or am I wrong
tbh you should do this with most of the prompts
lol no. i mentiined quirky things that included personal hobbies and ecs and just random things.
yes thats informal but they like informal esp for these types of essays. i said roomie in the beginning too and it worked out for me
slay top stanford yappers
Nooo just outside the top 5
not rejected being in the top words
you win the stanford thread for most amount of instances of saying "bro"
huh interesting. i feel like i talk a lot
rip
you have 345 messages
as of me pulling the data
Damn bro
which was like 10 mins ago
it gives out some random stats
like pikachu and joshy have participated in 24 conversations in this thread together
and brandon has started 62 conversations in here
broski you haven't even applied yet
Ye but im chronically online
So I expected better
idk if im the top
It separates the words
So “reject” “rejected” are separate I think
Unlike discord search
LOL
Let's go, first behind the mods 💪💪💪
yea def
its like stem + history kinda
it has public health focus
omg yes top five
the sad thing is most of these guys are dead now /s
💀
Maybe that will be me
Maybe
Dawg 💀
i'm one of them as well
🫠
bro think this is star wars
it is
ed was revenge of the Sith
you’re yoda
Idk who tf I am
i thought yoda died
and uhhh
no this is after episode iii
i'm technically still in the running
episode iii or Ed was the imperial empire taking over
true
what does that make me then
i'm the mandalorian
ok ok
Chloe is Yoda
rey
billert is yoda
canonically, that’s great for me
personality wise, that’s fucking disgusting
what about that converted storm trooper guy
finn
yea
wait who’s Luke skywalker
salami
yeah
have they applied yet
he got in
bro wtf
I didn’t know that
so then I’m Rey
Congrats to salami tho
they introduced me to the forbidden Stanford word list
Aight
tbh its just a suggestion
i think its for their own website
cause they gotta be more stricti
or all the news sites r gonna be publishing headline after headline
they got rid of it
stannyrhea (stanford REA)
we need a real UC Palo Alto campus, US population is increasing but seats at colleges are staying the same
They would never fucking allow that
And for good reason
Def not stanford avg is like 1510
for submitted scores lol
as long as you're in the 25th - 75th %-ile you should be fine
That's still lower quartile for sure
Test optional won’t hurt you this year trust
yeah it wont hurt but i'm sure like a 1570+ would help a bit
what do you all think about the middle 50% stats like these with test optional? like every school's stats basically went up
like a 1530 would be above median before, but now it's below median
ngaf submit
lol already rejected
RIP. wasnt the SAT
yeah i know, especially cuz i had the 800 math. it was more like they took 2 others from my school, i didn't have all A's, and was hella unhooked, and probably wasnt compelling enough
honestly if u have a 1500+ i dont know why you woudlnt submit
they said they were test optional
their loss
i think stanford is huge on all A's though even though they might not care much about SAT
like admitium the former stanford AO said that even 10 years ago like you basically needed all A's to get into Stanford, and those who got in without all A's were almost always hooked in some way
that makes sense
thats why i think i got deferred
my grades are subpar
i also went test optional so that probably didnt help either
yeah like if you check their common data set it's like 70% have 4.0 unweighted
and there are also a lot of d1 athletes, legacies, and other people with hooks that probabaly make up a majority of the kids with 30% no 4.0 unweighted
so if you're unhooked you basically need a 4.0
it's one big reason why i think even though i think i could score a 1 in EC, I got rejected
sucks for rigorous schools though, not all A's are created equal
fr this is a venting channel
ye fr
well at least you got deferred, i got rejected
did you get those b's in 10th?
hooked applicants?? what do they need
yes i got a c in 10th
but i had really "good" extentuating circumstances
yeah i got a C in 9th grade. covid era bb
ur ecs must've been crazy then if you still got a defer
no he had legitimate reasons for his grades slipping
it could've been for something else completely but i think that it has something to do with it
from where
yale (20 percent deferal rate)
Ik you’re cracked but I’m certain that you didn’t
essays are why people get rejected
oh ok, yale defer is like in between schools like stanford who are highly conservative on defers, and schools like harvard/mit who defer everyone and only reject the clearly not qualified
In most cases no
For the essays comment
no its one reason
well the 2 b's certainly hurt a lot
i mean its 20 percent. so it means something.
did you get a B junior year?
An essay not being up to par isn’t the reason everyone is rejected
The admit class don’t have this ultra special set of essays
obvs no😭 i didnt say this
yea both in junior year, 1 per semester. but it's a competitive school, and my weighted is like still in the top 5% but we dont rank so yea
i said it could be one reason why someone is rejected
i was able to get all As junior year in 6 aps + calc 3 so i think it definitely helped my case
i dont think this is bad
I mean it sure could be
i think it depends on the class
yea that's good it shows that ur weaker 10th grades were actually cuz of those reasons, and that you can still handle the work
But if you’re not being a dumbass/insensitive/dry/bad at writing it’s hardly ever the reason
Stanford screening for grades is more about consistency than if you can handle the work
A good amount of the applicants can handle the work
ok i am a hs senior so idk much abt admissions but they do look at getting good grades in major-related classes. if you have a B in english for 2 semesters but you are majoring in cs it softens the blow fs.
Maybe between two to three times the size of the incoming class
yea thats what im thinking too
i did good so they probably wanna see if im consistent
And also their incoming class is small they need ways to slim it down
yeah probably
luckily i clutched up, maybe one B in lit (which we dont even know if it is a B and could still be an A) but that's all
yeah i'm still waiting for my calc grade but idk if my prof is gonna round an 89.4. so ur lucky😂
You have the liberty to be extremely picky when you’re choosing 1 in 25 people and the people you choose join you at a rate over 80%
yeah
i believe in you
admissions sucks
you should become an AO bro
Lol I hope not
imma try to become an AO straight after college tbh
My biggest mistake in HS was just trying to get As instead of indexing for the highest possible grades in each of my classes
work 4 years at penn is the goal and get an MBA at wharton while expanding its lacking multicultural programs
All of the straight As ppl I know had comfortable 95+ As
Dk why that didn’t tell me anything about losing points
i'd love to work in admissions but not for like the reading purposes maybe for like multicultural recruitment/QB if they allow a non-QB'er learn more
i think peteymit said like 300 people applied for his job at MIT, so AO jobs at top schools are very hard to get
i wanna do both bc the only way to truly advocate for diverse voices is to be able to be able to resonate, understand, and translate them imo
When the grade bins are that tight it is more about how much you can lose instead of how much you can earn
ik washu is a part of the STARS college access network so i'd love to do outreach for students in rural communities if i go there
hmmm this is a good point.
At least at my school my intro CS class allowed you to miss 10 points for an A
This is less than a single question on a midterm
Of course the midterms didn’t have many questions
Maybe eight each
But yeah if you blank you’re fucked
He is cracked im p sure
Also hooked
Who pinged
hooked is nice
if you think about it after you take away the spots for athletes, legacies, donors, urm, fgli, feeder school, there's not that many spots left for unhooked people
Lmao look at our piece of shit Professor
This guy is like 23 but they hired him because we need more teachers
It’s kind of shit but at the same time can’t you just simplify
That way you get guaranteed points
I agree their reasoning is bullshit
Yeah it would be fair if they had consistently marked off points for not simplifying
Stanford doesn’t consider freshman grades, but same
If Stanford wants all A’s
Will an 89 kill me?
No
Ok muy bien
my extenuating circumstance is that I took a shit ton of APs my senior year
don’t know if that counts but hopefully they take into account that rigor
everywhere else I got an A so I’d say I did fine
they do though, they just don't calculate it into their SU6 recalculated gpa
they see and consider all your grades because they get your full transcript, including freshman year
Okay so I should definitely explain why I got that C in the additional info
idk depends on the situation
also i mean that they'll see and consider freshman year
but not sure like if they're valued less than 10th and 11th grades though
Ykw
I don’t thing Stanford has as big of an emphasis on grades actually
The A’s thing was 10 years ago
what about sophomore year? I'm not sure if getting covid multiple times in a semester would also count as extenuating. For me, it was harder in-person than online because of that.
um
And the GPA and SAT composites are lower on average
For those admitted
We’ll be fine.
Like I said
These are the most holistic lads out there
They’re looking for more than grades
Yeah but that’s with cumulative
3.95 average
there is no way youre saying a 3.95/4 is LOW
unweighted.
i dont see why youre worrying about it
this statistic alone should be enough to convince you
theyre not looking for perfection
Isn’t 97 unweighted above that tho
ill be completely real i have no clue
probably
it demonstrates you can handle the academic courseload at your school with the classes you take
Also I’m trying to say is that they don’t care if it’s strictly A’s
yeah
They probably look at the cumulative more than anything
ok
make sure your supplementals are good though
stanford values them very highly
Yeah fs
good luck!! you got this dw <3
ty!! Likewise