Stanford University (2023-2024)

[pine rain]

climbing large walls won't be an interest unless i ever decide to visit some place like yosemite and need actual experiene

[crimson pasture]

LMFAOOOO HI

[pine rain]

do y'all know each other

lol

[crimson pasture]

yes :)

[mental mica]

i know both yeoleum and august rain irl lol

i'm not rea stanford

but both of them will get in, trust me

[pine rain]

lol

[crimson pasture]

i’m holding you to this 🥹

[pine rain]

my ass gonna get fucking rejected

[crimson pasture]

same

[pine rain]

and im gonna cry aobut it

[crimson pasture]

my essays sucked so badly 😭

[pine rain]

while working on my other essays desperately

or is it desparately

i think it's the former

[crimson pasture]

not quirky enough or whatever

[hoary skiff]

omg the only person who got in from my school had a 1030 and a 3.76 weighted 😭

[calm condor]

i mean. if everyone is applying as a quirky, its the non quirky people that stand out

[pine rain]

I think we just dont worry

[crimson pasture]

yes

[pine rain]

Our outcome is determined

[crimson pasture]

yes

[pine rain]

For me its a rejection or deferral

[calm condor]

stanford doesn't exist :D

[pine rain]

For you maybe its an acceptance or rejection or deferral

Who knows

[naive plinth]

you got an acceptance!

[pine rain]

Nah bro lmao

[real herald]

For me it's a guaranteed acceptance

[pine rain]

Im not that delusional

[real herald]

Billert SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU ARE

GETTING

INTO

STANFORD

[pine rain]

Dawg literally december 15th

Im going to go to the gym

[real herald]

With a Stanford hoodie on

[pine rain]

Nothing lifts more than a depressed teenager

[real herald]

Celebrating

[mental mica]

pov: you are yeoleum and are about to get into stanford and are also a disgusting light mode user

[crimson pasture]

we either get accepted or all become full time gym bros

[mental mica]

LOL

[pine rain]

I’m boutta bench 405

[mental mica]

my college friends became gym bros 😭

[pine rain]

When my pr is like 60 cuz i dont go to the gym and never tried a one rep max

I can curl more than i bench

I need core work too but idk how thats happening

Maybe just planks and clamshell shit

Like physio work

[cosmic flint]

how so xor xooks and orz

[shut charm]

billert out of curiosity did u mention being an a2c mod

on ur app

[pine rain]

No

Lmao

[shut charm]

lmao alr

[pine rain]

Bro imagine reading that shit

As an AO

[dim badge]

Stanford is considered to have the best facilities out of most universities

[shut charm]

id laugh

[dim badge]

So probably

Oh hey Cobomology

How is my future regular cycle admit doing

[real herald]

I would cringe

And autoreject

[vagrant bloom]

Winter arcc 💪

[shut charm]

lmao doing well

hbu

[pine rain]

The only thing i want to train is my back

And maybe my arms

It feels so good

[naive plinth]

I have a potluck for basketball

[dim badge]

yo Ruby

[naive plinth]

I'll be depressed there and depressed after the potluck when I see my rejection

[pine rain]

Oh shit i have a fucking final exam from 3:30-5:30

LOL

just realized that

On that day

[dim badge]

you ahould start the Ruby superiority as an EC at stanford

[naive plinth]

Yikes have fun

[naive plinth]

hi

[naive plinth]

I really should

[pine rain]

I will!

[vagrant bloom]

Just do pull ups

[pine rain]

I do do pullups

[naive plinth]

I wish finals week was next week

[pine rain]

I really like the lat pulldown too

And the lat pushdown

[dim badge]

yeah finals is this weeks

[vagrant bloom]

Yeah those are good

[dim badge]

shitting myself for AP stats

[pine rain]

Mines next week

But my purdue final is this week

[naive plinth]

mines next week too

dead week this week!

[dim badge]

guys wtf do I actually do

[paper cloak]

r value lol

[naive plinth]

do your finals

[dim badge]

I have an 86 in stats and need AT LEAST a 93

there’s extra credit waiting but still

[naive plinth]

study study study

[pine rain]

Just get every question right

Lol

[dim badge]

kk

[pine rain]

Idk what else to say

Maybe beg ur teacher

[slim kayak]

One B in stats for senior year is fine imo

[dim badge]

Tomorrow instead of writing essays

I’m just studying

[dim badge]

Yeah but I’m trying to improve mid year transcript

and I can

[naive plinth]

I haven't started studying for finals either

[dim badge]

Just gotta meet a certain critter is

[naive plinth]

I think I will wing calc and study for other stuff idk

[pine rain]

Guys how do i apply for scholastic

[dim badge]

Calculus is actually easier than statistics

It is so dumb

[naive plinth]

Oh bro

[pine rain]

I want to submit my harvard shitpost essay

[naive plinth]

it's so annoying

[naive plinth]

I agree

[naive plinth]

Uh

[pine rain]

In comedy

[naive plinth]

Gl with that!

scholastic is really annoying this year

[dim badge]

Oh yeah

You wrote that one shitpost

I literally showed all of my friends that

[naive plinth]

yeah he's famous

[dim badge]

And they looked at me like I was cookoo

[mental haven]

I WANT TO BE A TREE

[dim badge]

Oh damn

Someone got into caltech

[pine rain]

Have you ever realized

That a tree is the opposite of a candle?

[mental haven]

i am a changed woman

guys i want to be the tree when we all go next year

i also want to make a pumpkin chunking competition for the engineering students in the fall

please do not steal my idea 😞

[dim badge]

When we all go in

We should hang out at the Stanford shopping center

[mental haven]

definitely should

can we all make plans for what we’re going to do when we go in the fall

[dim badge]

Yeah

but just know

As we’re all being inducted as freshmen

I have something planned for us all

And it’s complementary

(I’m waiting for someone to respond so I leave suspense)

[paper cloak]

how are we all feeling? 6 more days to go!

[dim badge]

damn I guess no one wanted a complementary inductee trip to Kyrgyzstan

(This is going to be really embarrassing when I read this chat log along with my rejection)

[pine rain]

Regardless of where i go

[paper cloak]

why kyrgyzstan

[pine rain]

I hope i can do formula sae

[pine rain]

I like osh

The city

[dim badge]

because of the mountains and funky little tent jouses

[pine rain]

Its underrated compared to kyrg’s capital

[dim badge]

the trip to Kyrgyzstan

[dim badge]

Bishkek is kinda meh

Kyrgyzstan

[mental haven]

i’m happy to go wherever u want if we’re all trees

[merry river]

how so

[paper cloak]

did we all get interviews? is that a good sign?

[mental haven]

i didn’t

[merry river]

not really since domestics typically all get it

[mental haven]

i’m in NC and didn’t get one

[digital spoke]

I feel like I've shared my stats and ECs with everyone at this point to relieve stress lol

[mental haven]

same

[merry river]

oh maybe not every domestic gets it

[merry river]

sameee

[mental haven]

i’m really nervous that it looks bad that i didn’t get one

[digital spoke]

Nope dw

[mental haven]

i know it really can’t but i think it would have helped me a lot

[paper cloak]

no no i dont think it actually means anything

[hoary skiff]

not many alum in my area but i got one

[mental haven]

i just hope i put enough “me” into my essays

[digital spoke]

I got one, but my friend in the same class didn't, it's really just chance and availability

[mental haven]

i’ve never heard of anyone going to stanford even remotely close to me

[digital spoke]

Lmao, Discord just glitched and showed I had 22 reactions for some reason

[merry river]

mine were and wanted a link to the book i wrote

[digital spoke]

Yup!

Mine was class of 2010

[pine rain]

My interview was bad

[digital spoke]

WOW

[pine rain]

Lol

[hoary skiff]

yes, I connected with him on some topics

[mental haven]

how tho

[paper cloak]

mine was rlly nice too

[naive plinth]

it was not

you said nothing special happened

[pine rain]

Nah like actually

[merry river]

also i think they racially profile you before choosing an interviewer for you

[pine rain]

You dont understand

[naive plinth]

I actually really enjoyed my interview

[pine rain]

We literally talked about nothing

[naive plinth]

you said it wasn't amazing

[naive plinth]

wdym

[paper cloak]

lol what...

[mental haven]

what way do u mean this in

[pine rain]

And then i had to ask questions about stanford for 25 minutes

[digital spoke]

What 💀

[pine rain]

He said tell me about yourself and that was basically it

[naive plinth]

What

[mental haven]

lollll we’re all like wtf

[pine rain]

No they dont

[merry river]

well i got a south asian interviewer and im south asian and my jewish friend got a jewish interviewer

[pine rain]

Lmao

[naive plinth]

That was the only question he asked about you?

[digital spoke]

Yeah haha

[naive plinth]

that doesn't mean anything

[mental haven]

ohhhh maybe

[pine rain]

He also asked me a little about the stuff i did

[naive plinth]

Ok there you go

[pine rain]

But nothing deeper

[digital spoke]

That's probability 🫠

[merry river]

ikk but like i thought it was kinda strange lol

[naive plinth]

Every interviewer is different

[naive plinth]

^

[hoary skiff]

uh mine was definitely not the same race as me 😭

[naive plinth]

Mine was like this at first but then we started talking about relationships and stuff but he was definitely passionate about stanford

[naive plinth]

mine was ig but not same ethnicity

[pine rain]

Mine did his undergrad at purdue

Lowkey we couldve talked more about purdue than stanford

Mbee

[naive plinth]

That's so cool

[pine rain]

Dont talk about banned topics

[mental haven]

wait

[naive plinth]

lol why didn't you

[meager eagle]

#📜-rules

​Rule 5: Prohibited Content (Non-Admissions Related)

​You may not discuss politics, illegal activities (including controlled substances), nsfw content, or share identifying info about yourself or others. Sensitive topics must be spoilered like ||this||. More info in #📜-rules. Mods may ask you to change the topic at any time, even if a topic isn't listed here.

[mental haven]

what am i doing

[pine rain]

Because it was a stanford interview

[merry river]

wait wdym

[hoary skiff]

mine was a 1999 grad

[pine rain]

Wait was it your messages that were deleted

[mental haven]

guys i am so sorry i have no idea what im doing

[merry river]

whose talking about banned topics 💀

[pine rain]

Or was it someone else

[naive plinth]

fair but did you at least learn a lot about stanford

[pine rain]

No

[naive plinth]

I have no idea it was so fast

[mental haven]

no it was me sorry i have never done discord before yesterday LOL

[naive plinth]

mine was like an '03 I think

[merry river]

he did his masters at stanford not undergrad 🙄

[naive plinth]

oh

[mental haven]

i am learning

[pine rain]

I learned more about purdue by looking at his linkedin

[naive plinth]

mine did both lol

[merry river]

i wanted to know about undergrad not masters 🙄

[pine rain]

Like apparently we have a cracked formula sae team

[naive plinth]

incognito?

[hoary skiff]

mine was only undergrad

[pine rain]

Idk lmao

[naive plinth]

I learned a ton about him from twitter

[pine rain]

I’m on private mode

[naive plinth]

girl

[naive plinth]

ok good

[merry river]

i just have a fake linkedin that i use to stalk people

and message

[hoary skiff]

same lmao

[naive plinth]

bro this is next level

[naive plinth]

stalkers unite

[naive plinth]

took the finsta to linkedin

[mental haven]

this is wild and i love it

[merry river]

lmao yeah and ive racked up a ton of connections

[hoary skiff]

real i tried to look him up on every social media

[naive plinth]

just log out or go incognito mode

[mental haven]

i love this

[naive plinth]

stop 😭

[naive plinth]

me too!

[merry river]

im gonna change it to my real name when the time is right

[naive plinth]

Bro didn't reply to my ty email though

is that a bad sign

[hoary skiff]

mine did idk

[naive plinth]

yikes

oh well

[real herald]

@crimson pasture is getting in yall

[mental haven]

who is that

[crimson pasture]

me

hi

i'm the problem, it's me

[mental haven]

i like ur pic

[naive plinth]

W so many stanford '28s in this chat 💯

anyways bye guys this thread is definitely adding to my anxiety

[crimson pasture]

thank you i take great pride in it (spend approx 3 seconds on it)

[mental haven]

we’re all going to hang out at the farm 🙏

[naive plinth]

your name is giving manic pixie girl

[crimson pasture]

me too

[naive plinth]

I will come visit from berk

[hoary skiff]

so real but i cant stop thinking

[naive plinth]

I deleted discord 😎

[naive plinth]

a2anxiety

[mental haven]

i actually had a dream that the stanford trees were attacking me last night

like it’s getting terrible

[hoary skiff]

thats crazy

[naive plinth]

I had a dream I was rejected from stanford last night

[crimson pasture]

ME TOO

[naive plinth]

And the night before I had a dream I was going to wellesley

[naive plinth]

twinzies fr

[hoary skiff]

I've been practicing for my rejection

[pine rain]

wellesley good

[mental haven]

i have not considered getting rejected and i will not

[pine rain]

the wellesley-mit gf-bf power couple is real

[naive plinth]

I've been thinking about what I was going to do when I pull up the rejection while recording myself

[naive plinth]

idk I don't really like it a whole ton

[naive plinth]

agreed

I

'd probably go to a uc instead though

[mental haven]

let’s all video chat and open at the same time

[hoary skiff]

start uncontrollably sobbing

[mental haven]

that sounds fun

[naive plinth]

😀 👍 got rejected guys

[naive plinth]

no i'm good

[mental haven]

i’m going to be cheering at a basketball game when it comes out

😭

[naive plinth]

I prob would start crying after I stopped filming delayed reaction yk

[naive plinth]

I'm not going to check till like 10

[mental haven]

same

i didnt tell my parents when it comes out

[hoary skiff]

I have a huge physics final the next day I'm going to be crying the entire test

[naive plinth]

no you guys need to check before me so I have realistic expectations

[naive plinth]

on sat??

[hoary skiff]

yes

its crazy

[naive plinth]

ew

[hoary skiff]

RIGHT

[mental haven]

i’d wait until after the test tbh

[hoary skiff]

I can't wait tbh

[mental haven]

true

[hoary skiff]

but also idk if it means that much cause I need like a 65 to get an A in the class

[merry river]

i have an early release on friday and my friends want to go and asked me to go and i told them about how i have an important college decision to open during that time and they said they would open it with me

😭😭😭

[vagrant bloom]

Have they finalized deciions yet

[mental haven]

how do yk what the banned topics r for this server

[pine rain]

by reading the rules

that you agreed to

[mental haven]

probably

[pine rain]

when you entered this server

please read the rules

we worked hard on them

[mental haven]

will do

[pine rain]

#📜-rules @mental haven

[digital spoke]

likely soon

[naive plinth]

id:guide

[digital spoke]

they probably working out final logistics

[vagrant bloom]

Do they do a review of each app again

[merry river]

yup. the only thing they’re doing now is taking some of the Accepts and putting them in Rejects and some of the Rejects into the Accepts

[vagrant bloom]

For confimtation

[digital spoke]

they probably save the last 2-3 days to figure out possible tech issues too lol

[digital spoke]

😭 that's scary to think

[hoary skiff]

I'm scared \

[merry river]

thats not their job lol.

[merry river]

ikrrr.

[dim badge]

bro what if I get moved from rejected to accepted

[hoary skiff]

imagine your file just sitting in california with a decision on it

[mental haven]

thank you! sorry that was actually blatantly against

[digital spoke]

yeah, but they need time for the tech people to test release

idk

just guessing

[naive plinth]

me sitting alongside it

[dim badge]

GUYS

[merry river]

right now they’re looking at the mosaic and seeing what spots need to be filled that arent filled and looking at institutional priorities

[digital spoke]

🤩

[dim badge]

I HAVE AN IFEA

[pine rain]

nah ur fine

[digital spoke]

no way, I'm in California

lol

[dim badge]

It isn’t over yet!

We can ALL get in!

[mental haven]

why

[dim badge]

But I need you to listen to me!

[digital spoke]

LOL

[dim badge]

Is everyone listening!

[hoary skiff]

oh I live on the other side of the US lmao

[mental haven]

same

[dim badge]

Okay, so here’s what I was thinking!

[naive plinth]

me too

[hoary skiff]

MD

[naive plinth]

norcal ontop

[naive plinth]

hi

[merry river]

u didn’t even apply to stanford yet 😑

[dim badge]

We all make our way to Stanford

[naive plinth]

delulu

[dim badge]

And camp outside the office of admissions

[mental haven]

NC

[dim badge]

But we MUST stay out of sight!

When nightfall comes

We SWOOP in

Scan the files

And find ours

[mental haven]

booking my flight rn

[hoary skiff]

omw

[dim badge]

And we change our decisions

[vagrant bloom]

I think we need to stop thinking about college

[mental haven]

bc they’re def not online?

[dim badge]

Then we leave before anyone saw us

[vagrant bloom]

And do what makes us happy

[naive plinth]

That's like 9k files !!

[dim badge]

Imagine we do this entire operation just for it to be online and we just get arrested

[mental haven]

only one way to find out

[dim badge]

like we were gonna get accepted anyway but now we just get rejected and imprisoned

[mental haven]

LOL

[hoary skiff]

that would be embarrassing

[digital spoke]

💀

[mental haven]

do u guys heels ever hurt so much and u feel like if u pricked it fluid would come out and it would feel sm better

sorry i just need to talk about that

[vagrant bloom]

Try it

[mental haven]

otw

[pine rain]

i need that bicep pump so fucking bad but i dont have anything to get it with

[dim badge]

bro for the list im thinking you shouldve been ferb and other billert shoulve been phineas

[pine rain]

what is the list

other billert is the taller one

he's like fucking 6'7 i'm not even kidding

when we were 13 he was already 6'

[dim badge]

REALLY? WTF

[pine rain]

@wintry delta how tall are you

[wintry delta]

its been ages since i last checked but like 6 foot 1

like 183 cm or something

[pine rain]

nah bro

you're taller than that

there's no way

you were taller than that when you were 13

[wintry delta]

i think you had a skewed perception of tallness when you were 13

[mental haven]

hi i want to marry u

[naive plinth]

😱 💍

[wintry delta]

i have more red flags than the country of china

find someone else lmao

[sonic dagger]

same im gonna open up my decision in the gym

[slim kayak]

Idk if I wanna open it in the gym itself or at home before I go gym

[pine rain]

Idk what im gonna do

I already know I’m rejected or deferred

The realization just hasn’t kicked in

[dim badge]

I have more red flags than post Soviet countries

[sonic dagger]

go to another college

🙂

[pine rain]

It has been forced upon me

[mental haven]

ok rude

[harsh sentinel]

Y'all know each other since 13?😭

are your names actually billert

[cosmic flint]

💀

[pine rain]

We knew each other since like 1

[harsh sentinel]

damn do you live in the same area

[pine rain]

Not anymore

[wintry delta]

in a time long ago we did

we have since both moved away from that same area

[real herald]

Yo same

I got mad lucky

[wintry delta]

i legit rolled a 19 on the genetic d20
i was taller than both my parents at like age 15 or something

[naive plinth]

dang bro you got good genes

my mom is delulu and thinks my brother will be 6'0 like hello

[real herald]

Both parents are 5'9

I'm shaq whenever I go back to visit

Well not in my family but everywhere else

[naive plinth]

mine are 5'3 and 5'7.5

[naive plinth]

reala sf

[real herald]

My grandpa is 6'1-6'2 and my uncle (not blood related) is 6'4. My cousins husband is like 6'2-6'3

So I'm not tall there

But everywhere else

[naive plinth]

my grandpa is also that tall + my uncle + all my relatives on my dad's side so maybe my brother has hope

[merry river]

me whose 5 8 😢

[real herald]

Maybe

[hoary skiff]

lol mine are 5 and 5’9 I’m like 5’11

[naive plinth]

My dad just got the short end of the stick

[real herald]

So did you

[naive plinth]

hey you're taller than me!

[real herald]

Ain't u like 4'11

[naive plinth]

stfu

[hoary skiff]

Same my dad is the smallest in his family

[naive plinth]

no??

I'm avg height ty very much

[real herald]

5'2

?

[naive plinth]

no

[real herald]

Already exceeded my expectations

[merry river]

yeah but like ur a girl so its not the same lmaoo

[naive plinth]

mine too excluding his sister

[real herald]

Congrats

[naive plinth]

wow ty

[naive plinth]

5'8 is a good height though

[real herald]

What's yalls ideal height in a partner

[merry river]

anyhoo short kings for the win

[naive plinth]

5'8 and above

[real herald]

My kid is going d1 no matter what so I'm saying 5'8+ which is gonna be hard to find since brown girls are like 5'4 max

[naive plinth]

I don't want my kids to be that short

[naive plinth]

yeah you have little luck!

[hoary skiff]

Real

[real herald]

My family's side better carry

[merry river]

5’5 and below. but in reality i dont really care and i dont think most men care about women’s height?

[real herald]

I do

[merry river]

oh whats ir preferenxe?

[real herald]

I won't go under 5'7

D1 kids bro

[merry river]

??? damn lmao

[real herald]

It's a must

5'9-5'11 is preferred

[merry river]

cant tell if ur being srs lol

[real herald]

I'm deadass

[merry river]

oh okay 😭

[mental haven]

guys what happened to this being a stanford server 😭

[naive plinth]

some do ig

[real herald]

Not tryna look down to the ground to see my partner

[naive plinth]

gl bro

[real herald]

I'm genuinely happy if she is taller than me

[merry river]

well good luck with that lmao

[real herald]

I doubt I'll find a 6'2 brown girl tho

[solid steeple]

finally joining this thread after starting on my stanford app

[naive plinth]

there are some

[naive plinth]

W

[hoary skiff]

My aunt is like 6’ it’s crazy

[merry river]

yeah brown girls are almost never taller than 5 8

[real herald]

She single?

[naive plinth]

most of my brown girl friends range between 5'6 and 5'9

So you have hope!

[real herald]

5'5*

[mental haven]

mine r all 5-52

[hoary skiff]

Nah 😭

[naive plinth]

5'2*

[merry river]

righttt

[real herald]

Set me up (I have 0 game)

[naive plinth]

I got you dw

[real herald]

Well 1v1 is easier than 1v20

[merry river]

hit them with that 6 ft rizz 😂

[real herald]

Not gonna work brk

[solid steeple]

wow i think i got unlucky ngl. u know when u do the lottery typically its good, i hit the unlocky jackpot. my dad is 5'10 and im 5'6

[real herald]

I don't have that brown boy perm

And I have 0 black Kurtas

[merry river]

brown girls are suckers for tall guys tho

[real herald]

[naive plinth]

just get naturally curly hair

[naive plinth]

fake

[naive plinth]

most brown people have wavy/straight hair

like my brother has wavy curly hair and alr has girls falling for him as 10 year old

[real herald]

I have a combover and I'm 17 years old. It's fucking joever

[merry river]

most of the human population doe’s actually lol

[naive plinth]

yup

[naive plinth]

what's a combover

[merry river]

thats a long way of saying hes balding

[naive plinth]

a lot of brown women (at least in my experience) don't really treat their hair as wavy/curly though

[naive plinth]

ohh

i mean

you can still bag!

personality >>>

[merry river]

oh ur a mod

😭

[naive plinth]

yeah

mods are cool!

and I had no life over the summer!

[real herald]

Josh shut the fuck up

I'm not balding

[naive plinth]

that's not bad

[real herald]

My hair looks like this but slightly longer on the sides

[merry river]

lmao you dont need a combover if ur not balding

[hoary skiff]

I want my hair to be longer but everytime I try to grow it out my dad says it looks like a cactus and forces me to cut it short

[naive plinth]

I impulsively cut like 6-8 inches off once or twice a year

[jolly summit]

My hair is like a middle part but not in the middle

[naive plinth]

it's so hard finding the right length

[dim badge]

I’m like edging 6 feet

thing is tho

[naive plinth]

middle parts on top fr

[dim badge]

I look nothing like my parents or soster

like I don’t even resemble them

[real herald]

I've had this style my whole life

I cant get a perm because my hair is too thick

[naive plinth]

you need the brown boy hair style

[real herald]

Which ig is a compliment bc it's healthy?

[jolly summit]

everyone at my school is Asian with a middle part so I decided to be a little different

[naive plinth]

genetics fr

[real herald]

I tried but my hair is too healthy

[dim badge]

I also have curly hair

[real herald]

It will get frizzy

[naive plinth]

you can thin it out and it'll grow back

[hoary skiff]

I literally have no idea how I would style my hair

[naive plinth]

I thought you had straight hair

[naive plinth]

LOL

[jovial bobcat]

4'

[real herald]

Wavy ish

[dim badge]

Everyone here is Hispanic and takuache

[real herald]

Officers, yep this one right here

[dim badge]

The “takuache” cut is so stupid imo

[naive plinth]

you can do the brown boy hair then

[real herald]

I cant

[jovial bobcat]

🫦

[real herald]

If I perm it it will ruin my hair

[naive plinth]

everyone here is latinx or white

[naive plinth]

you have wavy hair don't perm

just get the right haircut

[dim badge]

There’s Latinx in the Bay Area?

[naive plinth]

I live in north bay

not the sweaty part

[real herald]

I don't know difference between wavy and straight

[dim badge]

o

LMAO

[real herald]

I have this exact hair type

[jolly summit]

wavy is like

[hoary skiff]

Same

[jolly summit]

like the ocean

[dim badge]

How many people in this server live in the Bay Area

[naive plinth]

this is straight imo but it could be gelled

[real herald]

I have almost straight hair

[hoary skiff]

My hair is never long enough to check

[naive plinth]

a lot

[jolly summit]

im in Orange County

[real herald]

I hope my height makes up for my hair

[jolly summit]

so everyone here is Vietnamese/Korean

[naive plinth]

if you have wavy/curly hair you don't need it to be super long

[naive plinth]

no

[real herald]

I'm indian american

[naive plinth]

oh

nvm

[naive plinth]

same

[hoary skiff]

Same

[wintry delta]

iirc the census was like 25% socal, 25% norcal, and 50% everywhere else

[dim badge]

I’m Hispanic

[jolly summit]

I’m Chinese

[dim badge]

with a tiny sprinkle of British/chinese

[real herald]

I would consider myself American Indian as in I'm more of an American than an Indian but that term means something completely different due to cristoff columbus

[naive plinth]

wow that's really col

[naive plinth]

this is real asf

[hoary skiff]

This is so real

[dim badge]

tyty

[real herald]

We are all npcs

The same person

Different ai voices

[hoary skiff]

White washed?? 💀 idk

[real herald]

I am not

[dim badge]

Hey can someone review my Stanford societal challenge supp

[naive plinth]

speak for yourself

[dim badge]

I think I’ve finalized it

[real herald]

I just got back from satyanaryana vratam

[naive plinth]

I am not white washed either

[jolly summit]

I think only 1 of my grandparents was born in China tho

[real herald]

I am extremely religious

[dim badge]

I’m def not white washed

[naive plinth]

hey I went too

[jolly summit]

one was born in Indonesia and two in Singapore

[naive plinth]

I think I went to two poojas

[real herald]

And I speak read and write my native language

[naive plinth]

my mom forced me though

[dim badge]

Same

[real herald]

I have a degree actually lmao

[wintry delta]

my parents immigrated from china

so im pretty chinese

[naive plinth]

We don't have a temple closeby though

[real herald]

We have many

[hoary skiff]

I’m Sikh

[jolly summit]

im 3rd gen

[dim badge]

Well actually

[real herald]

Punjabi?

[hoary skiff]

Yes

[naive plinth]

all of ours are in south bay and I'm not driving an hr and half

[jolly summit]

so I don’t know how to speak like any Chinese

[naive plinth]

kvd are you south indian

[dim badge]

I’m a Christian but I don’t believe in genesis and think most churches are bs

[naive plinth]

I'm agnostic

[hoary skiff]

I speak mostly and understand everything

[dim badge]

Like I worship Jesus Christ, but I think the idea of most churches stink and am non denominational

[naive plinth]

valid

[jolly summit]

fair

[naive plinth]

I went to a catholic pre school

I think

Actually christian

we learned about noah's ark and stuff

[jolly summit]

I went to Christian preschool too

[real herald]

Btw this is my credits

[naive plinth]

damn

[real herald]

I am NOT whitewashed

[hoary skiff]

insane

[naive plinth]

are you south indian

wait

I'm stupid

[real herald]

IM TELUGU IDIOT

[naive plinth]

I SEE

NOW

[hoary skiff]

well it is Telugu

[naive plinth]

I'm telugu too

[real herald]

I know

[naive plinth]

I didn't notice

[real herald]

We spoke about this

[naive plinth]

Og

oh

[real herald]

With the Princeton girl

[naive plinth]

I don't remember

[real herald]

Isef research robot

[naive plinth]

OH

THAT GIRL

I follow her on insta

[real herald]

@fresh fulcrum

[real herald]

She requested me but I don't have insta

[naive plinth]

why not

[real herald]

I told her I'll re-download it if she gets in ed

[naive plinth]

lol are you an anti social media person

[hoary skiff]

lmao i dont really use insta just to follow my friends

[real herald]

I deleted a few months ago

[naive plinth]

addiction?

[real herald]

No

Not addiction but it was a distraction

[naive plinth]

I use it to keep in touch w friends that don't live closebt

[real herald]

I said I'll re-download after college apps

[naive plinth]

and discord doesn't?

[hoary skiff]

Yeah I moved High Schools so I follow everyone from my old HS

[naive plinth]

After college apps I'm going to binge read and bing watch

[naive plinth]

aww that's nice

[real herald]

True but idk I don't have the urge to get it

Tiktok is way more addictive

[naive plinth]

Good networking and lets you stalk where people get into college

[real herald]

Tbh

[real herald]

I have linkedin

[naive plinth]

Never downloaded

[real herald]

I'm connected with her on there

[naive plinth]

me too but linkedin is too professional

[real herald]

We have mutual somehow

[naive plinth]

• you can't stalk everyone

[real herald]

Ppl from my school follow her

She legit has followers

[naive plinth]

we did too

[real herald]

[naive plinth]

someone from my program follows her

idk why

[real herald]

Isef prolly

[naive plinth]

I hit 100 on linkedin a few days ago

[naive plinth]

oh real he went to a bay are school

[dim badge]

Isef is stupid tbh

[real herald]

Followers or connections?

[dim badge]

They gave me a shit score on my project

And I was gonna try for state

[real herald]

Damn

[naive plinth]

connections

[real herald]

I have 34 lol

[dim badge]

followers?

[naive plinth]

better work on your game

[real herald]

I don't add randoms

[naive plinth]

can't stalk people w 34

[naive plinth]

sam

e

[dim badge]

I have 3 followed

and they’re all my alt accounts

[real herald]

I don't remember my Instagram followers but I know I had <200

[naive plinth]

oh insta followers do not matter

[real herald]

I was always private

I mostly used Instagram for sports news

[naive plinth]

I meant on linkedin need to up your connections

[real herald]

Oh idc

[dim badge]

I always try to make a LinkedIn account but it would never let me

[naive plinth]

I get nyt, espn, nfl, and nba

[real herald]

College acceptances don't give me the satisfaction I thought they would ngl

[hoary skiff]

oh I use it for violin stuff too lol

[real herald]

I've gotten in 3 places and happiness wears off in about a day

I'm worth more than these college apps

Positive affirmations lads

[naive plinth]

really

[real herald]

Lakers won

[dim badge]

The one for Stanford will

[naive plinth]

make sense

[naive plinth]

f thhem

[real herald]

If I get one of my top 5 then yea happiness ain't wearing off

[naive plinth]

I'm sad warriors lost

[real herald]

Until I'm a student there

[naive plinth]

it will for me

in like

5 days

[real herald]

What's ur top 5

Wait ruby are u done w all apps

[naive plinth]

then it'll either turn into be like oh whatever anyone can do it

or it'll be like oh dang wtf I shouldn't have gotten in here

[naive plinth]

I wish

[naive plinth]

Yale, Stanford, Penn, Brown, ucla

[real herald]

Mine is kind of similar

Stanford Penn Harvard Columbia Duke

[naive plinth]

W

I like duke

[dim badge]

Mine are Caltech, Stanford and Umich

[naive plinth]

but there's no way my parents are letting me go

[real herald]

My 6 and 7 are yale and usc

[dim badge]

have you guys gotten emails from Stanford

[naive plinth]

WWW caltech is crazy dead though

[naive plinth]

nope

[real herald]

Caltech is insane

[dim badge]

Surprisingly I have

Same with caltech

[real herald]

I haven't yet

[naive plinth]

Idrc about usc but yale ❤️‍🔥

[dim badge]

Caltech even sent me a postcard

[naive plinth]

they want you fr

[dim badge]

But Stanford emailed me about financial aid

[jolly summit]

Penn UW Brown Berkeley UCLA

[naive plinth]

they sent me a fee waiver

[dim badge]

and they even said “we hope Stanford is on the top of your list”

[naive plinth]

yeah I kind of forgot to do stanford finaid

[naive plinth]

W

[real herald]

Unfortunately I'm not getting into yale and usc is my least delulu top choice

[naive plinth]

aww

[dim badge]

why the aww 😭

[naive plinth]

hey you got into ut but personally yeah same I'm not getting in

[naive plinth]

aww that's so nice

[dim badge]

aww as in they’re going to break my heart

and kill my hopes and dreams

[naive plinth]

hopefully not

[dim badge]

they’ve sent other emails but that was the latest

[naive plinth]

No one getting in caltech rea from a2c though...

[dim badge]

no one did

someone called Jude

[jolly summit]

caltech REA is like what 100 kids

[naive plinth]

I think penn + columbia + brown come out the day before though so that will help me

[naive plinth]

oh wow

good for them!

[naive plinth]

yeah prob

[dim badge]

Wait guys

[real herald]

I'm grateful don't get me wrong but ut austin instate is NOT yale or any t10 difficulty

[dim badge]

Once the REAers fates are decided

I mean when you guys get accepted

Will you guys help me?

[naive plinth]

you weren't autoadmit

[dim badge]

for rdw

[naive plinth]

for stanford?

[dim badge]

yeah

cuz I’m rd

and I need the help

[naive plinth]

ofc but idk if I'll be much help if I get rejected

[real herald]

Same

I'm rd

[naive plinth]

are you excited for gtown

[real herald]

And it's my t1

[dim badge]

that’s a funny way of spelling accepted

[real herald]

With upenn

[naive plinth]

LOL

[real herald]

Stanford and upenn are my t1

[naive plinth]

I'm manifesting acceptance but it's ok

[dim badge]

wait where are you from if you don’t mind saying

[naive plinth]

Yale is now my number 1 😎 and ngl my yale essays are actually so good

[digital spoke]

I WILL IF I GET ACCEPTED LOL

[dim badge]

YES PIKACHU

YOU WILL LITERALLY BE MY MENTOR

[digital spoke]

WOOHOO!

[fresh fulcrum]

I got mentioned

[naive plinth]

I'm unfollowing this thread if I get rejected 💯

[naive plinth]

you did

[real herald]

Yes bc I finally get to click status update. Today I had to film a weird 1 min video explaining that I randomly got into UT for my college decision reaction. Like bro I wanted reaction for at least one acceptance and I got into 3/4 achievable schools with no reaction

[dim badge]

ngl I kinda hate gtown

[fresh fulcrum]

Sup gang

@real herald

[real herald]

Telugang

[fresh fulcrum]

🤨

[dim badge]

@real herald where you from if you don’t mind saying

[naive plinth]

Real asf I am going to record for stanford even if it's not a good decision I'm making a video

[naive plinth]

LOL

[fresh fulcrum]

Ur moms house

[dim badge]

My mom is dead

[naive plinth]

are you ready for columbia ed

[hoary skiff]

same

[naive plinth]

oh

[real herald]

I'm making a college decision reaction video for myself so when I'm a depressed college kid during finals I can laugh at my dumbass for being happy that I got into said depressing school

[dim badge]

jk

[naive plinth]

my friend made one and got viral

[naive plinth]

LOL

[dim badge]

Kvd

[real herald]

Guess

[hoary skiff]

crazy but mines not gonna be good

[fresh fulcrum]

Oh yeah

[dim badge]

Moldova

[real herald]

No

[fresh fulcrum]

Imma be fine no matter what

[dim badge]

Russia

[real herald]

Look at emojis

In

My

[dim badge]

Texas

[real herald]

Name

[dim badge]

TEXAS

[real herald]

Correct

[dim badge]

west Texas or east

[fresh fulcrum]

Kinda came to terms that I don’t need a college to become rich 💯💯

[jolly summit]

my parents aren’t even gonna be home for my ED lol they’re going to a wedding in Hawaii

[real herald]

North

[dim badge]

so you’re a dallasite

[naive plinth]

ok well she got 21k views

so I believe you can do that

[real herald]

Bro same. I got no pressure anymore

[dim badge]

wait question

[real herald]

Close to it

[dim badge]

Does Stanford do AOs by state

Like for example

Would Stanford have an AO for all of Texas

[fresh fulcrum]

The closer it gets the less I care yk

[hoary skiff]

no im gonna be rejected, but I have a yt vid with 1.5 mil views but its cringe

[dim badge]

or would they go by like west Texas, north Texas, east tx, etc

[naive plinth]

DAMN MY FRIEND WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK FOR HER COMMON APP

[naive plinth]

that's crazu

[real herald]

Lost all motivation

[fresh fulcrum]

Real

[naive plinth]

they do it by region

[fresh fulcrum]

I’m dropping my second sem classes

[dim badge]

I see

Ruby aren’t you auto admit for ucla

[naive plinth]

no such thing

[dim badge]

Cc

[real herald]

This isn't me being a hater but all the 'essays that make my teacher/professor cry' videos are ass bro. I Cringe when I read these essays bc they are all trauma stories written at a 5th grade level so I can't even take them seriously

[dim badge]

ruby prob gonna get into a uc

besides merced and riverside

Dark Brandon do you live in New York

nope

Moldova?

[fresh fulcrum]

His excuse cuz I’m not getting in

[naive plinth]

Oh yeah I agree hers was actually good though

[jolly summit]

I made the bad decision of doing my common app personal essay in 2 days but I think it turned out decent

[naive plinth]

she is now at nyu tandon

[dim badge]

uhh nope

[real herald]

Ok guys time for my predictions name anyone in the server and I'll predict where they end up realistically. This is 100% my opinion btw

[jolly summit]

idk if I could’ve written anything better even with more time

[dim badge]

West Coast?

closer

Idaho?

more to the west

[fresh fulcrum]

Me

[dim badge]

El Paso?

[real herald]

Columbia

Ez

[dim badge]

Bri

[real herald]

Stanford or yale

[dim badge]

me

Me

[real herald]

You give Dartmouth vibes

[dim badge]

im not getting into dartmouth

Me

[real herald]

Ball state university

[dim badge]

Me

[naive plinth]

you're the fortune teller now

[dim badge]

HEY

[real herald]

Ruby ur going to ucla

[naive plinth]

DANG

[dim badge]

THATS NOT NICE

[real herald]

Stamp it mark it

Seal it

You will get into stanford

[dim badge]

KVD did you see what the dartmouth admissions office sent me

[real herald]

Ane choose ucla

[naive plinth]

dang

[real herald]

I can see the future

[naive plinth]

you have too much faith in me

[dim badge]

kvd let’s try that again

Where will I go

[dim badge]

he has too much faith in me getting into dartmouth

[real herald]

Congratulations Brandon you are in

[real herald]

Penn (state university)

[dim badge]

you spelled Stanford wrong 🤓

[naive plinth]

ngl you honestly would have if you went to bound

oh...

[fresh fulcrum]

Hater KVD

[naive plinth]

wait

[real herald]

No fucking way

[naive plinth]

how did you waste their money

[dim badge]

NOOOO

[real herald]

UT Austin

[dim badge]

they did not say that…

they did

ruby you saw the email

smh

[real herald]

Thats mean as fuck

Send ss

[fresh fulcrum]

What did they send

[naive plinth]

when

[dim badge]

i dont really feel like going back into past trauma

[fresh fulcrum]

*harvard

[real herald]

How do they know u went to epc

[dim badge]

but

[naive plinth]

that's wild how did you waste their money they prob have billions

[naive plinth]

he told them

[dim badge]

its simplified

[real herald]

Lmao I wish

[dim badge]

You should’ve told them to go fuck thesmelves

[real herald]

Why

[dim badge]

You should’ve said “how about I rip your beard off”

And you should’ve dark brandoned all over the place

Guys

What do you call a bicycle with no wheels?

Papa John’s

いさたなたらたふまや

[real herald]

Shit

Well you're still getting in

[dim badge]

idts

[real herald]

Pick columbia if u want

[naive plinth]

Are you still applying

[dim badge]

my odds at stanford are prob better

[real herald]

Fuck dartmouth

[naive plinth]

😭

[dim badge]

Be careful

[naive plinth]

he's a legacy

[dim badge]

Stanford is still 3.9%

[fresh fulcrum]

Just pull a grant Tucker bruv ez