University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[upper zealot]

Nah only 36

[mossy hound]

i got 32 and that's why i am in awkward range

[upper zealot]

If u don’t get 36 why r u even applying smh do better

[dense imp]

idk northeastern's range was a 35-36 i remember googling

[mossy hound]

aka not submittable range

[digital bramble]

northeastern 💀💀

[upper zealot]

No way

[mossy hound]

LMAO

[dense imp]

i submitted anyways

but like still

[digital bramble]

U do better

🥱

[dense imp]

it's northeastern not harvard

[mossy hound]

dw i know ppl who got into NEU w just above a 1300 lol

[digital bramble]

Yeah exactly

NEU one of those weird schools they’ll take anyone w a high score to boost their ranking and avg

I have beef with northeastern

[mossy hound]

dont diss on NEU they're literally better than harvard...

[digital bramble]

Fraudeastern

[bold onyx]

i think u want mainoughts

[digital bramble]

Free me from this airport if I stay her any longer I’ll see gojo

And his dead friends

[dense imp]

i love northeastern hope they take me 🥲

[dense imp]

is it a nice airport at least

[digital bramble]

I like their TikTok account I think they’re funny

[mossy hound]

no ya same they have a cute campus imo even though so many of my friends hate on it

[digital bramble]

No I couldny even find a Taco Bell

And the Panera was out of everything I wanted to eat

[dense imp]

damn what's an airport w out a taco bell

wait r u leaving or going

[frigid seal]

BRO YOIRE STILL THERE???

[digital bramble]

YES

[frigid seal]

😭😭

[digital bramble]

FREE ME FROM YHIS HEL

LET ME GO NORTH

[frigid seal]

How long is your layover

[digital bramble]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[frigid seal]

💀💀

[digital bramble]

I AM in the layover

[frigid seal]

Ye how long is it

[digital bramble]

I’ve been delayed like 5 hours

😍😍😍

[dense imp]

how long was it originally

[digital bramble]

An hour or so

[frigid seal]

Wheres ur final destination again

[digital bramble]

Miami

[frigid seal]

Oh ok

Are u from north

[digital bramble]

I was supposed to be in Miami nearly 3 hours ago

I am from north yes

[mossy hound]

north better

[digital bramble]

I am migrating down south against my will

[mossy hound]

f the south

[frigid seal]

Oh yeah ur salami classmate

[digital bramble]

Yes

[frigid seal]

Bro enjoy the holiday

[dense imp]

i had a 9 hour layover in the dubai airport without any emirati currency i just walked around for hours

[digital bramble]

Bro it’s Xmas r r and I’m stuck in a horrible airport

Eve

[frigid seal]

Are u perm moving or vacay

[digital bramble]

I deeerve Duke merch to make myself feel better

Vacay 💀💀💀

[dense imp]

wait ur in the philly airport right

oh

[digital bramble]

Nah I’m in charlotte

[frigid seal]

Didnt you alr get unc 😭

[dense imp]

miami's nice for vacay

[digital bramble]

I want Duke

[frigid seal]

Unc better

[digital bramble]

😍😍😍

[dense imp]

are u going to unc

[digital bramble]

I am not

[frigid seal]

How many schools do you have in ur collection

[frigid seal]

Shes going to upeen

[dense imp]

ohhh

[digital bramble]

I have unc ucla uofr harvard and upenn

Don’t ask abt the Harvard

Tbh

[frigid seal]

Whats uofr

[digital bramble]

Rich

[frigid seal]

Oh ok

[digital bramble]

They give y a free shirt when u visit

[frigid seal]

I got tamu ut penn Georgetown

So far

[digital bramble]

Tamu AND ut??

[frigid seal]

UT I actually support their football team

Tamu i got for free

During scholars weekend

[digital bramble]

If my flight gets delayed again

[frigid seal]

They gave me so much free stuff

[digital bramble]

I will pilot the plane myself

[upper zealot]

kekw

[upper zealot]

oh no...

[frigid seal]

Kom are u business

[upper zealot]

yes

[frigid seal]

Are you gonna fall for the ed wharton trap like a fool

[upper zealot]

i showed u my uni list remember

[digital bramble]

I’m going crazy

[upper zealot]

hopefully not

[frigid seal]

No idr

Show me again

[digital bramble]

What’s the Ed Wharton trap

Lemme see that list fr

[dense imp]

are all of u going to penn or something

[digital bramble]

I will

I got no cuooce

[upper zealot]

this oh nvm its not u its someone else

[digital bramble]

Choide

[frigid seal]

Every business major think theyre smart by ed to penn wharton but in reality its just asking for a deferral or rejection

[upper zealot]

tbh ur asking for rejection no matter what u apply

[digital bramble]

Some ppl get in ✊ they can’t have an empty class

[upper zealot]

when*

[dense imp]

im not eding but what major should i apply as then 😭

[digital bramble]

Expect the worst hope for the best

[upper zealot]

dont edate

[digital bramble]

What do u wanna do

[dense imp]

business

[frigid seal]

Add more ivies remove UCs unless ur instate add UT and NU

[digital bramble]

Um

Wharton

Just do Wharton

[dense imp]

but bro just said don't apply wharton

[upper zealot]

im intl aka canadian

[digital bramble]

Bros trying to weed out competition

[frigid seal]

Usually legacy or urm

[digital bramble]

Cmon

[frigid seal]

Or insanely crackdd

[digital bramble]

Think like a businessman

[dense imp]

LMAO

[bold onyx]

bro is a high schooler btw

[digital bramble]

Or businesswoman

U want ur competition gone

[upper zealot]

yeah so nuke entirety of usa

[frigid seal]

No def apply im saying dont ed

[digital bramble]

Tbh ur not even in the same grades so it don’t natter

[upper zealot]

then ez

[valid minnow]

Oh UPenn chat is popping off

[digital bramble]

Ed if it’s ur dream school

[frigid seal]

I never said dont apply wtf

[mossy hound]

for real

[digital bramble]

Why would u not

[upper zealot]

real

[upper zealot]

^^^

[frigid seal]

I said dont ed wharton

[dense imp]

wait i thought he was also a senior

[upper zealot]

he said ed is just a risk

[digital bramble]

U shoot ur shot

[frigid seal]

Strategically

Its not the best idea

[digital bramble]

Ed is not a risk

Be like salami

Nobody from my town has gone to stanford

[mossy hound]

nah lowkey ED is fine dont do REA anywhere unless ur certain Lol

[digital bramble]

In the past 10 years

He threw his early shot anyways

[upper zealot]

oh

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[dense imp]

i thought rea is better bc ur not restricted

[digital bramble]

I’m not even gonna say he was particularly racked or anything so

[upper zealot]

huh

[digital bramble]

Cracked

[mossy hound]

no REA is restricted

[digital bramble]

Sorry salami

[frigid seal]

Emre didnt u ed columbia

[opal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/peanutbuttergamer-pbg-coloring-coloring-book-mario-gif-18369311

[upper zealot]

it literally says restricted early action

[mossy hound]

lol

[upper zealot]

how tf do u not see the r in the rea

[bold onyx]

no lol

[frigid seal]

Whered u ed

[bold onyx]

nowhere

[digital bramble]

Ur not restricted if u get accepted

[dense imp]

like you don't have to commit if you get in

[frigid seal]

Rea

[digital bramble]

Yeah

[mossy hound]

it's annoying as fuck if you dont get in REA bc then you have to grind RD private schools

[upper zealot]

ohhh thats what u meant

[frigid seal]

I should’ve rea stanford tbh

Just shot my shot

[bold onyx]

nowhere

[digital bramble]

Early to ur dream school

Why not

[frigid seal]

Like salami

[digital bramble]

Yeah

Salami owes me big time

[frigid seal]

I was too hesitant

Tbh

[digital bramble]

Be more like salami take risks

[dense imp]

shot my shot at nyu and i regret not doing a realistic school bc i could be done now

and not writing more supplementals

[digital bramble]

That’s the fallacy of it

At least u shoot ur shot

[frigid seal]

Stern reject?

[digital bramble]

If u didn’t apply you’d never know

But now u know

[dense imp]

yeah 😎

[frigid seal]

My friend was too

[mossy hound]

i wish i didnt REA im with you

but o well

[frigid seal]

Now he is scrambling

Added neu emory unc etc

[digital bramble]

I’m glad I ED

I have no regrets

[upper zealot]

@bold onyx im eding just for u 😩

[frigid seal]

Never count on your ed

[upper zealot]

well no shit ur in 💀

[digital bramble]

Except seeing all the Duke merch makes me wish I ED Duke

[upper zealot]

send pics

[frigid seal]

Schnawg

[digital bramble]

I wouldn’t have regrets even if I got deferred or rejected

[upper zealot]

duke is just dark blue

[frigid seal]

Schlawg

[upper zealot]

how the fuck is it good

[frigid seal]

Schmeeg

[digital bramble]

It’s better than bum ass navy and red bruh

[frigid seal]

Zawg

[dense imp]

yeah luckily i didn't count on stern so i only have 3 apps to go i finished 11 before nov 1

[upper zealot]

💀 skull

[digital bramble]

Anyways

[dense imp]

but im not rlly motivated for these 3 schools bc i dont think they'll work out

[upper zealot]

@digital bramble penn has 3 supps right

wharton*

[digital bramble]

Yes

[mossy hound]

is everyone here just a business major

[digital bramble]

No

[upper zealot]

no

@digital bramble is a sea kid

[mossy hound]

yay

[upper zealot]

or smth

[digital bramble]

No

Ew

[mossy hound]

what r u guys

major

[dense imp]

what's sea

[upper zealot]

or was hat the other person

[upper zealot]

idk the other program at penn

[bold onyx]

no

[digital bramble]

Probably molecular bio premed

[frigid seal]

Youre the goat for that lmao i did 7 ea rolling and have 13 apps rd which i didnt start until december 😭😭 ive only done 5/13

[upper zealot]

wym no

[upper zealot]

prob get started lil bro

[bold onyx]

🤗

[mossy hound]

Me

2

[digital bramble]

😀

[upper zealot]

@digital bramble should i start my CAPs this year

[frigid seal]

Well I’ve drafted 7/8 left so im not too bad

[upper zealot]

since CAPs prompt dont change

[digital bramble]

What’s that

[dense imp]

8 to go goddamn hopefully some don't have supps

[digital bramble]

CAPS?

[upper zealot]

Prob Why Us for wharton

[digital bramble]

I would start thinking

[upper zealot]

common app personal statement

[dense imp]

oh that's solid

[upper zealot]

ok

[digital bramble]

I didn’t write mine until like June before senior year

[frigid seal]

6 ivies, stanford and duke

[upper zealot]

ok

[frigid seal]

I might not be sleeping for the next week

[digital bramble]

I finished mine over the summer I wrote my common app in 2 hours at 2 am

[frigid seal]

[upper zealot]

💀

[digital bramble]

And my ao said it was her fav part of the app

[dense imp]

and im complaining about 3 schools...

[digital bramble]

U just gotta keep writing until u strike gold then ur set

[frigid seal]

Howd u alr talk to her

[dense imp]

brown's supplementals are crazy

[upper zealot]

problem is most ppl dont strike gold

[digital bramble]

They send u a personalized lil note when u get accepted

[upper zealot]

they like that fr

[upper zealot]

i stg this wasnt a thing back then

is it recently instated

[dense imp]

bro ALL my friends except two got in ed and all of them are having a stress free winter break

[frigid seal]

Yea i got ego boosted by my ea acceptances and thought i was the shit so might as well go through with it atp

[upper zealot]

kekw

pros of eding

[dense imp]

i did ed this is the cons of not getting in

[digital bramble]

I am stressing hard cus my stupid plane won’t get its big butt off the stupid ground and I just wanna get out of here

[upper zealot]

rookie chefs let them cook fr

[frigid seal]

Bro def stalked the ao before writing that /j

[upper zealot]

i swear every day u talk about plane not going

do u live at airport

[digital bramble]

I have been here for an eternity

Yes

[upper zealot]

damn

[digital bramble]

This is my Sisyphus

I am Sisyphus

[upper zealot]

L

L bozo

[mossy hound]

one must imagine

[upper zealot]

me personally

[frigid seal]

Kom im ngl i didnt know u were intl

[dense imp]

do you have access to the lounges in the airport

[digital bramble]

One must imagine my plane actually getting off the ground

[upper zealot]

ikr i blend in so well

[digital bramble]

Yes

[upper zealot]

😩

[digital bramble]

Idk where they are

Too lazy to move

[upper zealot]

thats why im even more fucked

intl bout to get smacked when applying

[digital bramble]

Do u need aid

[upper zealot]

wharton '29? more like cc '29

[frigid seal]

Are u applying mcgill? My schools val last year went there and someone else went to uoft a couple years before that

[upper zealot]

man who doesnt 💀

[dense imp]

did u get aid from penn

[upper zealot]

yeah all the good business school in canada im applying

[upper zealot]

^^ how much?

[frigid seal]

I need aid

Or im finished

[upper zealot]

aint penn generous with aid tho

[digital bramble]

No

[upper zealot]

plus its need based too

[digital bramble]

Ugh

[upper zealot]

wait

[digital bramble]

I don’t qualify

[upper zealot]

need blind or smth

or whatever

[frigid seal]

All t10s have great aid

Tbh

[upper zealot]

r u too rich or too mid

[frigid seal]

Rich ass

[digital bramble]

Wdym

Penn doesn’t do merit

[upper zealot]

how good is aid

[upper zealot]

what

too rich or are u middle class

[frigid seal]

Good

[digital bramble]

My parents saved up over my entire life to get me enough money to go to college 💀

[upper zealot]

bc middle class aint rich enough or poor enough for aid

[digital bramble]

That

😂😂😂

[upper zealot]

lmfaoo

[frigid seal]

Middle class at penn u get good aid

[digital bramble]

Nah

Upper middle no

[upper zealot]

@bold onyx how generous is penn aid

[dense imp]

for need based

?

[digital bramble]

Nope

[upper zealot]

like if my parents make idk <110k combined

[digital bramble]

I didn’t apply for fafsa cus they’d give me pennies

[upper zealot]

i think we're comfortable

[frigid seal]

Mfs who say upper middle mean like 300k plus household income

[digital bramble]

It’s 150k and under for Princeton and that’s the most aid from any ivy

[upper zealot]

real

wait i might be wrong

[frigid seal]

Same w columbia

[upper zealot]

but <150k for sure

[digital bramble]

No way

[upper zealot]

@frigid seal how much aid do u think i can get

[digital bramble]

My friend had to go full pay for Columbia and they can barely afford it

[upper zealot]

thats crazy

[dense imp]

bru my family makes 250k and we're def upper middle class but like my parents act like we can't afford anything so idk if we're middle middle class

[upper zealot]

bro got scammed

[digital bramble]

They couldn’t travel or vacation or make any large purchases for 4 years

Just to get enough

[upper zealot]

💀

thats foul

[digital bramble]

Her lil bro hasn’t been able to go anywhere

[upper zealot]

noooo

:(

rip my boi caught n cross fire

[digital bramble]

My parents saved up enough that they aren’t losing their incomes to my college I hope

[frigid seal]

Idk im around your same boat and the npc says around 15-20k at ivies and t10s and maybe some t20s everywhere else like usc nyu Emory umich etc im fucked 50-60k+ which im not paying for

[open basalt]

so... 500k? @digital bramble

[digital bramble]

I have savings but like if it came directly outta income that’s not gonna slide

[dense imp]

i got 10k need based aid from the one college i could see financial info tho

[digital bramble]

Ok now that’s just RICH

no

😭😭 I wish

[open basalt]

i lost my whole income for the year trading to pay for school

[dense imp]

yeah im slightly glad im a stern reject for that reason

yo does penn have in state rates

[digital bramble]

MY PLANE FINALLY MOVING

[upper zealot]

wtf thats barely anything

[digital bramble]

💀😭😭😭😭

[frigid seal]

Wdym

[digital bramble]

Wdym

[upper zealot]

upenn tuition is like 90k a year or some shit

[digital bramble]

Total cost is

[upper zealot]

20k aint gonna do jack shit tbh

[frigid seal]

Yea so they cut like 70k off

[digital bramble]

Tuition is like 60k

[open basalt]

where r u going

[frigid seal]

20k is what i have to pay

[upper zealot]

oh

thats prob better

[dense imp]

i was wondering if upenn would be cheaper for in state ppl

[upper zealot]

im prob gonna student loan then

or try to rob a bank

[digital bramble]

Bruh Ik someone who picked nyu over a near full ride at Pitt

Because nyu was higher ranked

[upper zealot]

prestige whore or smth

[digital bramble]

And they gave her PENNIES

[frigid seal]

My parents said they will pay for most

[digital bramble]

The next year nyu rankings plumemted

😀

[bold onyx]

not very generous for most people

[open basalt]

i was told to pay $79K

[digital bramble]

Yeah…

[open basalt]

be grateful to pay $20K

[dense imp]

wait so would u say a near full ride is a better choice

[digital bramble]

Duh

[open basalt]

ofc

[frigid seal]

Net price calc be lying tho sometimes

[bold onyx]

but ppl here go into the highest paying fields so they dont mind taking on debt

[upper zealot]

oh do u have approximate for intl ppl whose hohusehold income combined is less than 150k

[frigid seal]

So i might be fucked

[digital bramble]

Especially for middle class and have siblings that want to go to college too

[upper zealot]

wait i can just use calc right

[open basalt]

too much

[upper zealot]

calculator

[frigid seal]

Yes

[bold onyx]

no 💀

[upper zealot]

too much in termsof what

too much aid

or too less aid

[frigid seal]

Emre were u qb eligible

[bold onyx]

yea but wont be that accurate since ur intl

[open basalt]

International students rarely get aid. Nativism is a big thing in the US.

[digital bramble]

Qb is still a scam they’re making my friend pay

😭😭😭

[frigid seal]

Huhhh

[upper zealot]

well god fuck america

[digital bramble]

Like wdym full ride and ur still making him pay 5k

[bold onyx]

no idea, maybe

[digital bramble]

LMFAOOO

[upper zealot]

[frigid seal]

Damn

Im sorry schnawg

[open basalt]

im out 80k this year

[upper zealot]

scammers

[open basalt]

fuck no government subsidizing

[digital bramble]

Aren’t need blind colleges not need blind for international

[frigid seal]

US is so money hungry

[open basalt]

nope

[frigid seal]

Some are

[upper zealot]

FAFSA is for USA ppl right

[digital bramble]

Intl needing aid is a horrible combo

[frigid seal]

Yes

[dense imp]

medical costs r crazy

[upper zealot]

rip

[digital bramble]

I hate the medical industry and big pharma

[upper zealot]

anyone know how to rob banks

[dense imp]

one time i had a panic attack and my school called an ambulance on me

[upper zealot]

looking for a squad to rob a bank

[digital bramble]

Oh man

NAH

I WOULD AHVE CRAWLER

CRAWLED

[dense imp]

like dawg they put my family 5k down for no reason

[digital bramble]

I AM NOT PAYING 5K FOR AN SMBULANCE

[upper zealot]

lmaoo

USA moment

[dense imp]

it's a panic attack leave me alone in a corner for five minutes and everything would've been chill

also i live across the street from the hospital

it's a 30 second walk

[digital bramble]

Flight got delayed again

Kns

[dense imp]

but 5k dollars in ambulance 😁😁

[digital bramble]

I’m gonna walk to Miami talk

Yall

[dense imp]

by how long

[upper zealot]

wait whos css for

[digital bramble]

Idk

[upper zealot]

intl or just us ppl

[open basalt]

i flew to the US for medical care

[dense imp]

i think it's just bc the fafsa isn't open

[digital bramble]

😭😭😭

[open basalt]

i don't trust the thai doctors ngl

[upper zealot]

huh

like can intl get css or is it only for us pppl

[dense imp]

intl too i think

[open basalt]

$200,735.00 for spinal surgery that saved my life.

[dense imp]

200k usd?

[open basalt]

its 200k... but i also gained 30 years of life

yes

for 30 more years of life

[digital bramble]

Jeez

[upper zealot]

W but also very L for the price

[frigid seal]

Did u get any help

[upper zealot]

I hope u earn back 10x that amount

[dense imp]

that's half my house cost that's crazy

yeahh

[open basalt]

insurance paid most of it

[frigid seal]

More than half of mine

[dense imp]

oh okay that's good

[open basalt]

$759.31 was what i had to pay

[digital bramble]

Check this out

[lean quiver]

w

[frigid seal]

W

[wet vault]

what the dub

[digital bramble]

Don’t go getting bitten by snakes

[wet vault]

holy

[dense imp]

yeah i saw someone talking about how giving birth to twins was like 1.2mil dollars

[lean quiver]

800 bucks for life saving sugery is unheard of

[open basalt]

i own 40 venomous snakes

[lean quiver]

least expensive birth

[open basalt]

do you think i dont know that

[digital bramble]

Bro 😭😭😭

[digital bramble]

For those who don’t have insurance it’s jover

[frigid seal]

Bros gonna have the best dad lore of all time

[digital bramble]

My medication is like $800 LMFAOOO

Nvm it’s $2000

[open basalt]

i've been bitten several times. Haven't died yet, still standing here.

[digital bramble]

Insurance so Ihave to only pay like $30

[grizzled pivot]

I’m ngl I’m gonna have to call cap, afaik insurance won’t work internationally

[lean quiver]

i mean hes the one who got the surgery idk man

[upper zealot]

merry christmas

[open basalt]

i can show you the bill.

[grizzled pivot]

That’s not helpful

You also avoided the question

I don’t really care tbh I just find it kinda odd

[upper zealot]

dawg what

who tf u giving birth to

24 carat diamond baby?

[dense imp]

it's bc usually one twin is unhealthy and needs to be in the nicu 😭

[open basalt]

It did work, probably because one of my family members is in the states and put me on his medical plan -_-

[grizzled pivot]

I’d be curious what plan covers well over 99% of a bill

You’re quite lucky

[upper zealot]

real

thats insane plan

[open basalt]

executive compensation from Merck

[dense imp]

i am friends with four pairs of twins and in all of them at least one had some major health issues and weighed 3 pounds or less at birth

[upper zealot]

if only uni were like that

[lean quiver]

bro paid 0.4% of hte bill

[upper zealot]

tf is an exec comp from merck

[dense imp]

college insurance when😔

[lean quiver]

it has the word exec so

[upper zealot]

free tuition when

[lean quiver]

its gotta mean smth

[digital bramble]

Throw urself in front of a bus

[open basalt]

medical insurance as part of compenstation from a company

-_-

[digital bramble]

Ben Franklin ive fallen oh no

[upper zealot]

pls pay me 500 mill ty

[digital bramble]

I’ll redo the kite incident

The kite experiment

[dense imp]

i knew a girl who ran her janitor over in fall of senior year and colleges refused to give her scholarships

bc manslaughter

[upper zealot]

💀 well thank god

janitor are so nice

[dense imp]

so like if anyone wants to pay full tuition there's ur answer/j

[open basalt]

it was also deemed a emergency operation

[upper zealot]

she deserve to be executed like 50k times

[open basalt]

so maybe thats why

[digital bramble]

LMFAO???

THATS. A CRIME

SHES LUCKY SHE WAS STILL EVEN ALLOEED TO GO

[dense imp]

it was an accident but like still manslaughter charges 😭 😭

[digital bramble]

If u have MANSLAUGHTER charges

Still

…

[dense imp]

yea i think she's at rutgers now

in state tuition at max isn't too bad

[digital bramble]

Rutgers hates their janitors

😭😭😭

[upper zealot]

how do u accidentally run over someone

[digital bramble]

Ppl r terrible at driving

[open basalt]

Starting a new political party when I get to MIT: Medical Bills are Too Damn High party

[upper zealot]

lmaoo

[dense imp]

ppl in my school suck at driving i can imagine it happening

our school conducts license tests and gives anyone their license but the pennsylvania dmv is so strict

[digital bramble]

Half the ppl at my school need their licenses taken

[open basalt]

maybe thats the problem

[dense imp]

that is the problem that's why i said it 😭

[open basalt]

schools shouldnt give licenses out 💀

[dense imp]

pa is just a strange state

[digital bramble]

It is

Good thing I don’t have to deal w bad drivers in college

[dense imp]

ppl are better drivers here than a lot of states tho at least

[frigid seal]

Wait she killed the janitor wtf

[open basalt]

by the way, Max Verstappen, when he started racing in F1, did not have a regular drivers license because he was too young to drive 😭

[digital bramble]

Dududuud

[dense imp]

im holding on for dear life everytime im driving in new jersey

[digital bramble]

Max verstappen

I feel like a f1 racer when I drive

[dense imp]

yeah. i don't even know this girl personally but my parents were too scared to let me drive bc of her and they would constantly use that as fearmongering like oooh you'll murder someone and live your life miserably.

[open basalt]

you'd think someone who qualifes for F1 would just get a drivers license cause they can clearly fucking drive a car lmfaoooo

[frigid seal]

How did she not get jail time?

[upper zealot]

imagine not knowing how to drive

i play enough driving simulators 😎

[open basalt]

same fun past time

[dense imp]

i think being a minor helped but also by the security cameras it was a very clear accident

she wasn't breaking any rules he was jaywalking

[upper zealot]

...

bro doesnt mean u get to kill them tf

[dense imp]

it's still wrong but like legally it's hard to jail someone when they follow the rules

[frigid seal]

He was in the wrong but still damn

[dense imp]

she was still charged with manslaughter bc she coulda avoided it

[frigid seal]

Id be mentally broken for the rest of my life ngl

[upper zealot]

same

lowkey i might just ___ it

[frigid seal]

I dont think id go to college at least not immediately

[digital bramble]

Driver is always in the wrong

If it’s a driver pedestrian crash

U are always at fault

[frigid seal]

Im still surprised she didnt get jailtjme

A manslaughter charge

Is nothing minor

[digital bramble]

The only exception is North Carolina

Which is where I’m in rn

So

[frigid seal]

Whats the exception

[dense imp]

she had to have been punished idk what punishment she got tho

def not jail time or anything but tho

[digital bramble]

The only place here where pedestrian can be at fault

Otherwise driver is always at fault

[dense imp]

fines i think?

[upper zealot]

...

[digital bramble]

NO JAIL TIME????/

[upper zealot]

bro they better financially cripple her or smth

[digital bramble]

The punishments for hitting a pedestrian r too light

Tbh

[upper zealot]

literally

[digital bramble]

That’s insane

[bold onyx]

did u know when ur in college if u commit a crime the college has lawyers to protect u

[upper zealot]

like someone's father just died bc of ur stupid ass fr

[dense imp]

my grandpa was in a hit n run once like the car fully knocked him over and he couldn't get up but the car just kept going 😭

[digital bramble]

😭😭😭

[bold onyx]

so wait until ur in college (a good college specifically)

[digital bramble]

I can’t even imagine hitting a person

How do u not see

[upper zealot]

oh rly but do they have to defend u?

[digital bramble]

Yay flight delayed another hour slay boss queen

[bold onyx]

well yea, ur actions represent the school basically

[upper zealot]

oh yeah true

[dense imp]

delayed again or are u just telling us this again

[upper zealot]

bro didnt u just take off

[digital bramble]

Nope

😂😂✊✊✊

[upper zealot]

this person is trolling fr

[digital bramble]

Delayed again duh

[dense imp]

wait this is interesting

[digital bramble]

They said plane is ready

And we’re like cool

Then they’re like nvm maintenance still inspecting plane

And we’re like oh

[upper zealot]

...

[tender kiln]

u plannin on commitin a lot of crimes huh kee 🤔

[digital bramble]

It’s a mf 2 hour domestic flight

Its not that hard

[dense imp]

ya im the rebellious type obvi

[outer plover]

"I'm sorry to say the flight is cancelled."

[upper zealot]

💀 just drive atp

[digital bramble]

Ong

[digital bramble]

Not the first time it’s happened

[dense imp]

i was flying from philly to miami in late 2019 and the same thing happened

[digital bramble]

Was travellibg alone from ny to San Diego

[dense imp]

they said the planes were too cold to fly when it was 50 degrees outside

[digital bramble]

Flight got delayed 6x in Chicago

We boarded plane at 10pm

[dense imp]

it's a 2 hour flight whatchu want

[frigid seal]

Harvard prob got so many cases with their douchy ass privileged rich students shit those kids parents prob alr have private lawyers for them

[digital bramble]

Then they shooed us off and cancelled my flight

[upper zealot]

real

[digital bramble]

Me and this other teenager got stuck cus u can’t book a hotel under 21

[upper zealot]

L bozo im sorry

😭 sorry for all these delays but this is funny

[digital bramble]

So the hotel got a loophole and got us a free hotel and taxi and I got abandoned overnight in Chicago

[upper zealot]

shoulda wrote this on ur essay

[digital bramble]

✊✊

Go phoenixes

[upper zealot]

how u fucking hate travelling

[digital bramble]

I HATE traveling by plane

I HATE IT

[dense imp]

wait i thought it was 18

bro how do ppl do sweek

[digital bramble]

It was 18 or 21

U forgot

*i

[frigid seal]

Its 18

[grizzled pivot]

If the hotel has a bar it’s 21

[digital bramble]

But I think 21 cus she was in college

So she was 18 or 19

[frigid seal]

I think as long as another adult is with you you should be fine right?

[digital bramble]

Being first year

😭😭😭

[frigid seal]

Some first years are 17

[upper zealot]

im about to go ape shit bc of ib physics and math

[grizzled pivot]

There are 18+ hotels, ik there’s one in/near O’Hare

[digital bramble]

Ohare 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lmfao everyone in this airport rn looks murderous

[frigid seal]

Whats that

[digital bramble]

Ohare is Chicago’s airport

[frigid seal]

Ah ok

I only know jfk and dfw

[digital bramble]

I know LAX JFK and ORD

And SAN

I’m in CLT rn screw charlotte

Hate it here

[grizzled pivot]

LAX JFK ORD SAN EWR LGA MDW CLT RDU

UHH

LAX PDX SMF

[frigid seal]

I know lga too

Have u never been to dfw carly

[digital bramble]

Laguardia??

Ew

[grizzled pivot]

Oh I’m just naming them lol

[frigid seal]

Laguardia sucks

[digital bramble]

Ong

[grizzled pivot]

I’ll send my flight map

[frigid seal]

Thats a thing

[digital bramble]

Oh I forgot ROC fr

[frigid seal]

I need one of those

[velvet basin]

republic of china

[upper zealot]

ZHONG GUO DI YI

[grizzled pivot]

@frigid seal I lost some of the airline names so idk how accurate that is but

[digital bramble]

Top airport San???

👁️

[grizzled pivot]

I’m from there lol

SAN sucks

[digital bramble]

WAIT REALLLY

JE TOO

ME

I LIVED THRERE MOST OF MY LIFE

[grizzled pivot]

Same

[digital bramble]

Aw I like it though that was my childhood airport

Which part of SD?

[grizzled pivot]

It’s always so packed

[open basalt]

BKK, CDG, LHR, LGW, NRT, AMS, FRA, MUC, ATL, SIN, HKG are just some of mine

[digital bramble]

Is atl Atlanta

[open basalt]

yes

home airport is BKK

[grizzled pivot]

I almost scheduled a layover there but I opted for sfo

Bc more food options

And it’s before an intl flight

Oh wait no

I’m thinking of den

Yeah I’ve done a layover in dfw

But I was like 12

[open basalt]

thats a tip everyone should know

if you have to make a connection before an international flight make sure the airport has good options for food.

[open basalt]

i've been through there once to save money on a connection; hated it

i feel u

[digital bramble]

Delayed again

Hip hip hooray

[frigid seal]

Its joever

[olive haven]

HELP WHY ARE U IN NC

[digital bramble]

LAYOVER TO MIAMI

[mossy hound]

what app is this 👀

[grizzled pivot]

My flight radar

[olive haven]

i love using flighty

would send mine if i had pic perms 😭

[toxic dragon]

i'm SO late on this but they made it and... AHHH
https://www.instagram.com/hw24commits/

[random wedge]

What 💀

I should’ve gone here ig 😔

[sharp parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/yurcich-penn-state-mike-yurcich-happy-birthday-griddy-gif-17364748342829824291

wsg my favorite state school

[static crescent]

Is anyone submitting the optional resume to Penn/ other schools?
Idk if it’ll harm or not

[lean quiver]

It’s just a repeat of my activities list so no

[random wedge]

Nope bc I gotta add stuff and clean up my resume and I don’t wanna do allat

[static crescent]

same

[static crescent]

yee mine as well

thanks for the input!

[surreal bough]

wait is upenn the state school or the ivy

[lean quiver]

The Ivy

The Ivy man

[surreal bough]

damn i lost a bet

[opal silo]

no

this is the state school

I think you're in the wrong megathread

[surreal bough]

yipee!

[lean quiver]

shit my bad

[opal silo]

yeah

you should leave

[lean quiver]

☹️

[opal silo]

bye bye

[upper zealot]

why wouldu add ur resume

😭

[opal silo]

aint no way the homie kom was banned

wtf

[lean quiver]

noooo

[velvet basin]

lmfao

bro down

[queen jolt]

the opps got to kom 😔

[frigid seal]

🙏🙏

[last jasper]

oh no !

[golden sedge]

Has anybody done the supplementals for upenn yet

[velvet basin]

no. absolutely nobody has. they have accepted 0 students thus far this year.

🤨

[lean quiver]

true

i contacted admissions

this is factual info

[gray estuary]

nooo they took down kom

[tender kiln]

sad 😢

[olive haven]

me bc i did them back in october

[golden sedge]

How did you go abt doing it

[olive haven]

just did research about penn and what i wanted to do tbh

but i also wrote abt a experience i had when i visited in 2022

for the letter i just wrote a heartfelt letter that showed some personality and interests

[golden sedge]

Did u apply to the Wharton

[olive haven]

no i applied to SEAS

[golden sedge]

Oh I see

Did u have a pretty strong academic background

[digital bramble]

Like everyone does 😭

[fringe surge]

Chill bro

[stoic owl]

nooo where did kom and dg go

[lean quiver]

Death

[gray estuary]

WAIT DID DG GET BANNED TOO

[drifting nova]

I GOT AN ALUM INTERVIEW FOR PENN'S LSM

[bold onyx]

no dg left

[drifting nova]

how should i approach this interview?? my interviewer is a law clerk and i have no interests in pursing law so how should i like "connect" with them?

[hybrid skiff]

nah

[olive haven]

Yes you have to have strong academics to get a chance at admission unless you’re a long lineage of legacy or your family donated a building/money

[olive haven]

you’re not supposed to know anything about your interviewer before your interview 😭

and it doesn’t matter if you don’t share academic interests

i’m doing CS and my interviewer did interior design

just be yourself and know what you want to do at penn

[drifting nova]

when my interview emailed me they had their company website and position so i did a skim of the company and it's some investment firm

[drifting nova]

when you did your interview, did your interviewer seem pretentious or mean in any way??

[olive haven]

technically you’re not supposed to so when you do the interview act like you know nothing about what the interviewer does 💀

[olive haven]

no not at all she was very casual with me, even swore a couple times during the conversation

[velvet basin]

[olive haven]

she went on a bunch of tangents of her interests and shit

[drifting nova]

i pray my interviewer does the same

was it on zoom?

[olive haven]

yes

[drifting nova]

was it around 25-45 mins

[olive haven]

but your interviewer might use a diff platform

their preference

[frigid seal]

Penn interviews are no longer evaluative

[olive haven]

yeah it was like 45 mins to an hour

[frigid seal]

As long as u dont insult penn or say slurs it cant impact your odds

Now theyre just for informative purposes

[olive haven]

true it won’t hurt you unless you really fuck it up

[velvet basin]

"god i fucking hate pen-
I mean penn state. Penn State."

[drifting nova]

damn

when i tell ppl im getting interviewed for penn ppl be asking if its penn state 😭😭

[olive haven]

i just got penn stated for the first time yesterday 😭

[drifting nova]

do students call it penn but ppl with no affiliation with penn call it upenn?? that's what i've read on some reddit post

[bold onyx]

yea

lol

[olive haven]

i went to give christmas gifts out to neighbors and one said “congrats on getting into penn state!!” 😭😭😭

[drifting nova]

DAMNNN

[strange ember]

it's a humble brag

imo its way better of a bragging than harvard

[frigid seal]

@drifting nova when did u submit

[strange ember]

those losers say "small college in boston"

[olive haven]

i call it both but i put upenn in my bio and shit for extra clarification that i’m going to the ivy

[strange ember]

making ppl think ur at penn state is >>>

[drifting nova]

dec 19

[olive haven]

what’s that? a community college?

[strange ember]

LOL

[drifting nova]

why not just put penn's insta handle on ur bio

[velvet basin]

no no it's that one high school in illinois

[olive haven]

bc i can’t tag them 😭

[frigid seal]

I submitted 21 so maybe ill get my interview next

[bold onyx]

they turned off tags lol

[drifting nova]

that school is in the middle of no where lol

[olive haven]

no no it’s harvard westlake in cali

[drifting nova]

did you get into any other top schools than penn or did you apply ed

[frigid seal]

Just put wharton

[olive haven]

just penn bc i did ed

[bold onyx]

too pretentious, the nonwhartonites get triggered

[olive haven]

i’m SEAS and penn engineering turned their tags off too 😭

i ended up tagging the penn CIS account

[frigid seal]

Ok just tag the penn ‘28 acct

[olive haven]

nah

there’s a bunch too

[frigid seal]

Whartons just better

[drifting nova]

do yk anyone that applied to penn's LSM?

[olive haven]

not this year but last year someone from my school got into LSM

[drifting nova]

holy shit that's actually crazy

i applied to lsm for shits and giggles knowing that they only accept less than 30 students

[olive haven]

24 i think

😭😭😭

last year my school had two penn admits, one M&T and one LSM

[drifting nova]

is ur school a feeder ??

[olive haven]

this year also two penn admits (so far), me @ SEAS and the other @ CAS

[olive haven]

no 😭

we’ve only sent like 5-6 people to penn the last 5 years

[drifting nova]

r u first gen?

[olive haven]

yes i’m FGLI

[digital bramble]

What’s lsm

[drifting nova]

thats sick ngl

[digital bramble]

Saph hello

[drifting nova]

life science and management

[olive haven]

Double degree program

[digital bramble]

I got sand in my eyes

[olive haven]

Hi meeshat

[olive haven]

HELP OFC U DID

[digital bramble]

I was in the WATA

I found one of the deadliest jellyfish on earth

[olive haven]

jealous of u

[olive haven]

NOT THE BOX JELLYFISH??

or something else

me spending my bday on A2C discord

[digital bramble]

Portugese man o war

[olive haven]

wish i was at the beach 💔

[digital bramble]

I picked bro up

[olive haven]

GIRL 😭😭😭

don’t die pls

we’ll lose rep tv streams

💔💔💔

and a genshin artist

can’t forget that

[digital bramble]

Silly

[digital bramble]

Go enjoy ur day bro

[olive haven]

i’m going out to a restaurant for dinner later 😍

[digital bramble]

Lemme cook u up gourmet man o war

[olive haven]

are u trying to kill me 💀😭

[digital bramble]

They look like dumplings

[gray estuary]

😦

[waxen mauve]

is getting deferred from wharton a good sign that i wont get rejected from every place i apply

[low flame]

whats the defer rate

[waxen mauve]

like around 20% i think

[olive haven]

maybe

my friend who applied to harvard for shits and giggles got deferred 😭

he's gotten 3 or below on every AP exam he's taken 🥲

and also isn't taking any APs senior year bc of his AP results from junior year

it's all a gamble

[hazy merlin]

Harvard defers a ton

[olive haven]

yeah true

[exotic dirge]

i wish if i applied harvard rea

[olive haven]

my school had 4 cornell ED applicants and they all got deferred

[exotic dirge]

at least i could flex that i got waitlisted from harvard

if i got waitlisted - that is

[olive haven]

u get waitlisted during RD not REA

[exotic dirge]

deferred yeah

[olive haven]

the only ivies that have taken ED people from my school so far are penn and dartmouth

all others either deferrals or no one applied

no one from my school did princeton ED

[hazy merlin]

That’s really awesome

[hazy merlin]

They’re rea

[olive haven]

Ohhh

[hazy merlin]

No one from my school got in 😭 anywhere other than neu and Chapman

[olive haven]

Yeahh omg penn was me and another guy who has state records in cubing, and dartmouth was our valedictorian who also has records in track

Both of the other ivy admits also had legacy, I can't believe I got in as FGLI 🥹 🫶

[hazy merlin]

Wow actually built different

[hazy merlin]

WWW you 100% deserve it, that’s so great!!

[olive haven]

Frr omg

[olive haven]

Tysmmmm 🥹

Penn was my dream school since freshman year

Still unreal that I actually got in

[hazy merlin]

Awww

[buoyant cobalt]

Who did u write your thank you note on?

[olive haven]

My brother

[buoyant cobalt]

Oh ok I was considering family but Ik that’s like done a lot so I wasn’t sure if I wanted to do that

[olive haven]

It's okay as long as you're creative :)

The subject of your letter is least relevant tbh

Your creativity and personality is what matters

[queen jolt]

what does penn mean when theyre asking abt exploring community? just clubs or smth deepr

[olive haven]

yeah like how you'll engage yourself on campus and with the penn/philly community

i talked about clubs and organizations i was interested in

[frigid seal]

Same

Hopefully it wasnt too basic

[buoyant cobalt]

Yeah I don’t have an impressive application so I center it all on a basic thing😭😭

[olive haven]

honestly me neither!! i didn't have crazy ECs or academic awards so i balanced it with creativity and passion :)

[buoyant cobalt]

Mine is about just being a good person💀

[opal silo]

or hooks 💀

[drifting nova]

What do i need to know about penn for an alum interview

i applied to penn’s lsm program

and there’s barely any info about lsm on its website

[stoic owl]

i swear to god the exploring community essay is gonna murder me

how do i write this without listing clubs

i feel like i'm just writing "hey look at me! i looked at the website! please let me in"

[gray pasture]

reasons why for the clubs

a piece of your background that might be the reason for the club

[stoic owl]

ok i think i can do that for a few of these

thing is i have like 20 clubs in mind

i'll try to narrow that down to the more personal ones

[tranquil dagger]

is this a community+why us basically

[gray pasture]

How will you explore community at Penn? Consider how Penn will help shape your perspective, and how your experiences and perspective will help shape Penn.

[tranquil dagger]

if i talk about the community im a part of and what ive learned, then id connect these experiences to penn, would that be fine

[gray pasture]

how Penn will help shape your perspective

[stoic owl]

i think so cause then you can also talk about how your experiences and perspective will help shape penn

[tranquil dagger]

ok got it i see

yeahh

[worldly fern]

finally 😩 🙏 🙏

[velvet basin]

🅱️ONGRATS

[digital bramble]

Why Penn and be prepared to talk abt ur ecs or why major

[waxen mauve]

barnard or gtown to break into finance industry?

[bold onyx]

gtown

[low flame]

r u sure

[frigid seal]

Gtown is ranked #2 on peak frameworks

I doubt its actually that good

But its a decent semi target imo

Borderline target

[low flame]

gtown is underrated afaik

take peak frameworks with a pinch of salt

[frigid seal]

I havent really heard barnard at all in the conversation for finance tho

[low flame]

eh being in ny is pretty convenient

idk about their prestige level though

[digital bramble]

Basically Columbia is it not

[low flame]

not sure

[bold onyx]

not really tbh

i would think barnard would be better

but i dont think there’d be a large finance scene there

[bold onyx]

it’s a part of columbia but idk if they get access to columbia clubs/events

[low flame]

Eh that’s less important than its relative target status

[bold onyx]

yea but like idk if they have the connections columbia does thru clubs & events. like idk if barnard students can attend columbias networking events or join their finance clubs for mentorship and stuff

[hybrid skiff]

they can join the clubs but idk about the events