University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

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it only shows me top ones but im realizing just now after like 5 of these i can see your individual stats

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LOL

what are my stats

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like these are solely your reactions within this thread

you are most active in here on tuesdays

at 10pm ET

youve sent 1012 messages

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HAHAHA WAIT IM ON THERE

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"jit" is not on your top words list but "shit" is at 14

and out of messages the bot recognizes as either positive or negative you send more negative than positive ones

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@cerulean mountain

look its u

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i swear ive never sent hte pleading face

how embarassing

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LMFAO

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huh

woww

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chloe did i win

cs

i am so sick bro ive been in bed all day and just hallucinated a whole ass novel in The Boys universe

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specifically anthropology department

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i’ve never watched The Boys before

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i'm sure all universities have a racist past

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and i wrote it all down its lwk kinda fire

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Should though

Good show

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its based at a penn/westpoint combo 🔥

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i’ll do over winter break probably

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huh crazy

did not know

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yoooo that's so awesome

oh wait i forgot they have TWO separate apologies

one for racism and colonialism and another for the move bombing remains

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wow i like the cut of this jib

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bruh

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Ill take top 3

Top 4 lessgo

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That’s crazy

No way im@second

Chloe can I get my stats

How does this work

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can i get this for usc serverwude

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Server wide? No

It won’t work

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usc channel?

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did yall reflect on ur thank you note in the 200 word space? or is it meant to be like a mental reflection

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Mental

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i did but like only two sentences

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would showing gratitude be good enough, i didnt really reflect

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how does SEAS handle AP credits?

ive been seeing different info on different pages

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wdym

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it says reflect on the experiience. should i write a sentence or 2 in the essay about how it went?

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i didn't persoanlly, i used it to show my gratiude for them

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my thank you note is too fucking long

i can't cut it down

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im down to give it a read 😭 . im blanking out on my own one

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wdym

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google it

lots of aps dont count for credit

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yeah buddy i go here i know 😭

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no not u bahahahahahaha

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what does he mean by seas taking aps differently

we don’t

seas the same as everyone else

penn does not fw humanities APs they r usually either not counted or counted as waivers (which is basically worse tbh 💀) but it fw most stem APs

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all the colleges take AP credits differently

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huh

since when

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like cas might not accept a bio credit but wharton does

idk if thats trye

true

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when to

submit loci

also this yellow is so funny

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but im like 99% scenarios like that are exist

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January prolly

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thank u

I WISH PENN JUST REJECTED ME UGH

NOW I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO ED2 STERN

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Do it

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dont do it

u want to enjoy ur life

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do it bestie

NYU is notorious for being shit with financial aid so if you need aid and they don't give you enough you can be released from your ED agreement

and penn is generous with financial aid slay

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Recruiting out here

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LMFAOO REAL

why are u awake it's almost 1 am

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ECON BEATIN ME UP

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don't u have school tmrw 😭

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HOW A, I SUPPSOED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE WHARON

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CRYING

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IF I CANT EKON

Econ musk 😭😭😭😭😭

broooooo

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U GOT THIS BESTIE

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Why r u up anyways

[olive haven]

i believe in u

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BC IM ON BREAK

and im bored

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The way my midterms Wednesday but I have to make up the dumb quiz I skipped

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HELPPPP

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Cus I was busy celebrating my decision and didn’t wanna study

💀💀💀

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literally me

i had a physics test friday and did NOT study for that shit

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Bro I cooked physics today

🥶🥶🥶

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i could care less abt that class

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I’m literally open Heiner

Oppenheimer

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OPEN HEINER

LMFAOOO

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Externalities 💀💀💀💀

I think I slept though all the externality lessons cus what is thissss

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wtf is that 😭

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oh econ terms

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Walstreet🔥🔥🔥🔥

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HELPPP

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EKONOMIKS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My grade down but my money up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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gotta make sacrifices 🥶

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Ugh I can’t wait to be free and go skiing

My parents r banishing me to Miami

😭😭😭

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HELP BANISHING??

like going to miami for christmas break?

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I wanted to go back to California but I can t

[olive haven]

IM STUCK AT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS BREAK KMSSS

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Yeah so like retired old ppl we run to Miami when weather cold

I haven’t been on a vacation in years anwyays

😔

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real

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U DESERVE ONE

my parents are taking me to europe for the first time as a graduation gift slay

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YAYYY

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YAYYYY

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I might go to Barca next spring

Find messi

😔😔😔😔

Wait

IMMA FIND MESSI IN FLORIDA

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GIRL HES IN MIAMI

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GRIL IK

I WAS JOKIN

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LMFAOOOO

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camp nou is home

😔😔😔

His REAL home

[cunning galleon]

Spotify Camp Nou*

[olive haven]

no his real home is argentina bbg

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Me tbh

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REAL

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YEAAAAAA

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wait why am i in here i got rejected

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Thats my fuckign goat

LIONEL MESSIIIIII

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2011 prime messi

At BARCA

😢😢😢😢

Too bad they’re a lil washed now

Not as bad as man united

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Messi is the goat

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bros what is interesting about penn

💀

this is not shitpost or rude question

i have an application to write.

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take me back

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washed but still decent numbers pre-injury

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club is finished

its so sad to see

need SAF back

ten hag ball is so shit

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Ten tag must go

*hag

Ong

We make a backpack barricade to watch prem league during French class and we’re always disappointed

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utd also need to stop frantically buying flashy players or any hyped up players

thats fire prem during class

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I miss wc during class era

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1 year ago

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It felt so recent

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its kinda nostalgic my insta reels is blowing up with france argentina

like i can rewatch the match forever

props to turtle man truly a final

good way to end the debate

and get a WC

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Mbappe gave me 3 heart attacks

That and Netherlands vs Argentina wtv that free kick was

[olive haven]

people pee on the ben franklin statues on campus!

hope it helps 💞

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One campus policy!

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so cheeky

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My soul left my body

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wout weghorst...

you duped me.

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Wout weghorst 🤝 mbappe

Almost sending me to the ER

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WHAT

actually?

wait this might be epic

wait you actually don't know but that makes me more interested in the school

based as fuck...

lmfao

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2014 world cup take me back ❤️

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ty

It is time to begin cooking...

wait that keyword is actually fire

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2014 World Cup and 2016 Olympics was an amazing run

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2014 wc i was 8 years old and became a messi fan for life

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wtf 2006er

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The tears i cried after the loss to germany were so real

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😭😭😭

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Such an emotional time

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Poor Germany in 2022

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I was so happy for neymar

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Poor Neymar

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what is the most goated soccer club

🤨

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2018 world cup wasnt memorable since i was at boy scout camp during argentinas loss

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yes LMFAO 😭

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2022 and 2014 r memorable to me

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Liverpool

Ynwa

Fr

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2022 was like the best time to be a junior

Watching wc during class

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My aunt went to argentina in 2014 for work

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No work was done

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nothing shall stop me from partaking of this tradition even if i don't get into upenn.........

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She got me a messi jersey

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W

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We watched netherlands penalty shootout during carpool

I have a video

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dude my math teacher let our class just

go

during class

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Everyone was going berserk

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like randomly he just paused class after someone mentioned the world cup

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Pray 4 the driver

[olive haven]

REAL

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I woulda crashed the car

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and he said, "when i was your age, the teachers would let us out of class to go watch the cricket games."

and then he didn't elaborate and just ended class so we could watch the world cup

💀

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And they fuck under the button

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wait i read about this.

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Nasty ass penn students

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basedass penn students

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Me actualy waking up early to watch USA vs England hype but it just stalemated 0-0

Laaaaaaaame

[olive haven]

bro I remember taking the december 2022 sat and during the break they had a TV with the world cup playing 💀

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Lmao

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LMFAO

how r u going to focus on the SAT after that

😭

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Bro 😭😭😭

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Every math class was just world cup

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Someone in my class asked what the score eas

LMFAOOOO

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Tf

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Sorry no

Someone in the testing room

I took the sat that day and someone in the middle of the test asked the proctor the score

I think it was Netherlands vs someone

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[olive haven]

FR 😭 might’ve explained why i did better on english than math that SAT 🥲 790 english 730 math LMFAO

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Vs USA?

Oh yeah December 3

Netherlands 3-1 vs USA rip

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and math is generally the more reliable section

[olive haven]

HELP WAIT SAME

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I basically broke even

😔😔

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ur out of the red fr

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Brain was thinking abt World Cup tho

[olive haven]

u slayed with the 1590 though omg

ate

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wtf

how is that breaking even

💀

that is massive profit ngl

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Almost

790 800

🥶🥶🥶

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is that in one shot???

BRO

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If I had -1 eng instead of -3

Yeah

1 sitting December 3

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Gg

[olive haven]

2022 wc was unreal

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I just wanted to watch the World Cup

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You retook a 1520?

[olive haven]

watching during class was sm fun

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I was so upset when I left the room and found out USA LOSTTTT

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i was worried about having to shit during the SAT

and the worry made me lowkey have to shit

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That’s real

[olive haven]

yeah i retook a 1520 and got 1550 superscore next try

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pogu

fragged out

1550+ is like

[olive haven]

SAMEE 😭

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the ultimate cutoff, no?

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We are twinnem except no superscore. I got 1520 august and 1550 October

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until 1600 obv but still minimal returns past 1550

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Law of diminishing returns

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fr

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I got 1500 august 1590 December

💀

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October was megaslay

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UPGRADES.

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Month

Sat act psat

[olive haven]

it’s skewed bc only ppl with high scores report

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Got rid of all testscores

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i just slammed it in 1560 in august and said im not doing that shit anymore

😭

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My firm is enjoying massive profits

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Great month fr

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W

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didn't get an 800 in either

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Dubs

[olive haven]

WWW

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I didn’t do act waste id money n

Of

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so i just said 💀 im not about to shit my pants in another exam

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PSAT was ew

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School offered it

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PSAT is so stupid

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Stupid oumama asteroids

Gmfu

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Carried my ass on scholarship

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you don't even get more than one shot

🐸

[digital bramble]

Obama asteroids 😭😭😭😭

[olive haven]

i tried out the ACT for shits and giggles and got a 32 💀

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Exactly

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oh true i get scholarship...

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LMFAOOOO

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anyway FUCK the psat

[olive haven]

my PSAT scores were so bad

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pleasegivememoney

[analog shard]

wait fr?

[digital bramble]

Same bruh but my payouts onky 2500

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Nah i love the psat

[velvet basin]

at the PSAT? ye

[olive haven]

i think i had a 1200 something PSAT LMAOOOO

[frigid seal]

Gimme my scholly

Bbg

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PSAT junior year is only one that counts for National merit

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true i need that scholly

[digital bramble]

Holy stocks

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💀

[olive haven]

got a 36 on science at least 😍

[analog shard]

I thought psat is like unlimited lol

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The 2 kids ik who missed National merit locked in for sat scores

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no

that's the SAT

[olive haven]

we don’t talk abt it

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No its 1 shot for glory

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They got into Princeton and Stanford

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wtf

FRAGGED OUT

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Who needs semifinalis

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Me

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fuck semifinalist

but also

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Ong

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please give me money

😭

[olive haven]

FR

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2500 bucks 😭💀💀💀

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Pls gimme finalist

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PLEASE I WANT MONEY

wait did you see the trollage that vanderbilt did

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USC HALF RIDE DAWG

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I thought psat was preliminary so I was just like bro I'll just take the actual sat instead

[olive haven]

penn is super generous with aid fortunately

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NO MORE FOR ME

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Yea they fucking trolled me

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lmfaoooo

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Hate them fr

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What’d vandy do

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fucking 65k per year

LMFAO

they made a typo

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LMFAO WHAT

[frigid seal]

[olive haven]

😭😭😭

[velvet basin]

they sent a letter offering 65k a year for finalists

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iiiii

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and then 2 days later another letter came in the mail

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Was 6.5

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A “typo”

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and they were like "please note that this was the incorrect amount."

https://tenor.com/bvEz2.gif

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Yep

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and my parents and i just

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THE ECONOMIC BENEFITS WERE ENJOYED

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laughed

[digital bramble]

holy troll

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My safeties gimme mad money tho

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because it's ilke what else can you do

[frigid seal]

For natl merit

[velvet basin]

when it's that far off the mark

you just have to laugh

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MW stony Brook gives me 3k a year

I couldn’t withdraw in time

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Lmfaooo

I wish i ed

And then got in

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Ong

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And then had no stress

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800 down the drain

[frigid seal]

Instead im trippin bals rn

[olive haven]

😔😔😔

[digital bramble]

That’s like 100 grilled cheese Taco Bell burritos

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Tryna scramble my essays together

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Mood

I was writing essays up to the literal moment I got in Ed

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Lol

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I was working on Doot University community

[olive haven]

the only schools i applied to besides penn were northeastern and umass amherst

[digital bramble]

Did u get in

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i was not

and then i did not get in ED

[digital bramble]

I got into pity rolling

PITT

[frigid seal]

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🥶🥶🥶

[olive haven]

no the decisions come in like january and february 😭

[velvet basin]

i did the opposite and got absolutely trolled

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Oh

[olive haven]

oh i also applied to mcgill and thought i’d get my decision before penn

but i didn’t ugh

[digital bramble]

😭😭😭

Time 2 withdraw

[olive haven]

yep

[analog shard]

i should've ed'd uchicago

[olive haven]

🙃🙃🙃

[digital bramble]

Trolled Uchicago by pulling my app 2 days before decisions released

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Smith how many EAs

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My mom said they’d get mad at me for edging them

😔😔😔

[analog shard]

13

[digital bramble]

Like they wanted me anyways

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Wtf

😭😭

[analog shard]

• uwash + 4 uc's + bu trustee

[olive haven]

LMFAOO

[digital bramble]

Bruh idek 13 ea schools

[analog shard]

20 unis applied so far

[digital bramble]

Ucs count as ea?

[analog shard]

No

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Ur insane smith

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Sheeeesh

[olive haven]

wtf

[analog shard]

That's why i said it after

[olive haven]

😭😭

[digital bramble]

Ur gonna sweep rd

[analog shard]

Look i would be if it worked

[olive haven]

and i only applied to four schools

[frigid seal]

How many rd

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I didn’t even have 20 total

[analog shard]

But it didn't work

[digital bramble]

I withdrew all my bs/md program apps

😢😢

[analog shard]

6

[frigid seal]

Wait are u using all 20 common app spots

So 24 total

[olive haven]

some ppl from my school applied 10+ schools ed/ea and i’m staring at them with 3 schools

[analog shard]

Stanford northwestern nyu penn Columbia brown

Plus mit

i think

[digital bramble]

Come to penn

[analog shard]

idk

[frigid seal]

26

Then

[digital bramble]

🤝

[frigid seal]

Bc of gtown

[analog shard]

yes

UCS aren't on common app

Gtown isn't

[frigid seal]

26 is wild asl

[analog shard]

mit has their separate app

[frigid seal]

My original list was like 25

[digital bramble]

26 is bordering hof nominee Numbers

[frigid seal]

Now its 18-20

[analog shard]

i applied to a bunch of safeties early

[digital bramble]

That one girl who applied to 100+ schools

[analog shard]

Rd was supposed to be only 3

[digital bramble]

🥶🥶🥶

[olive haven]

how do u guys have that many colleges on ur list wtf 😭

[analog shard]

But i got ambitious and realised i wanted ivies

[olive haven]

i only had like 10 on my list

[digital bramble]

Bruh someone applied to 100+ last year

[frigid seal]

Im not cracked

So i need to shotgun

[digital bramble]

Spray and pray method

[analog shard]

^

[frigid seal]

And im a prestige whore

[digital bramble]

Drum gun vs heavy assault rifle

[frigid seal]

So

[olive haven]

Good luck

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Yea

[digital bramble]

In Fortnite terms

[frigid seal]

Ty

[analog shard]

bestie you got into gtown you're a superior applicant

[frigid seal]

Stop

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Fr

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I hate them for that

Hella disrespectful

[digital bramble]

I wanted to apply to Georgetown I got talked out of it

They said I’d get jumped by polisci majors

[frigid seal]

I like Georgetown but why is their acceptance letter so boring

[digital bramble]

Penns is pretty basic they just have confetti

[frigid seal]

And their acceptance package is just the letter printed out

[olive haven]

hurrah hurrah

[digital bramble]

LMAO PENN

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apparently brown's didn't even have a banner or confetti this year

[frigid seal]

In standard envelope

[digital bramble]

ITS JUST THE LETTER AND STICKERS

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so im not mad about not getting in

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No merch or stickers

Nada

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[digital bramble]

Princeton just has a Tiger

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gg

[digital bramble]

Stanford sends them crazy merch tho

[velvet basin]

wtf

🐸

[digital bramble]

Like t shirt water bottle etc

[velvet basin]

WHAT bro...

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Car charm

They get a whole HOX

[frigid seal]

at least u get stickers

[digital bramble]

BOX

with confetti

[frigid seal]

Georgetown has nothing

[velvet basin]

😭

[digital bramble]

Pitt sends stickers

[velvet basin]

dude i want to get in somewhere

somebody please send me merch fr

[frigid seal]

💀

[olive haven]

you will i believe in u

[digital bramble]

All the penn merch is ugly

I cannot lie

[velvet basin]

uiuc liberal arts in-state angle ngl

[olive haven]

literally 😭

[analog shard]

Did you see mit

[digital bramble]

Tim Rain

So cute

[frigid seal]

At least they have personal

Personality

[digital bramble]

Now who did that

😭😭😭

[frigid seal]

Day 1 of manifesting upeen

Day 365 of manifesting upeen

Why haven’t they let me in

[digital bramble]

Upeen 🤮🤮🤮🤮

March 30

[frigid seal]

😡

28

[olive haven]

melancholy irreparable tapestry 😭

[analog shard]

penn is cool i have a friend who got into the writers program there then transferred out

[digital bramble]

MANCHESTER?

UTD MENTIONED.

[frigid seal]

Will u be there to cheer us on

[analog shard]

em: dID SOMEONE SAY TAPESTRY-

[frigid seal]

Smith are u applying to penn

[analog shard]

yeah

[digital bramble]

I wanna become an ao so I can do sales pitch in adcoms for kids I like

[frigid seal]

How many ivies

[analog shard]

3

• stanford mit

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Which 3

[analog shard]

Brown Columbia upen

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^

[analog shard]

guess my major

[frigid seal]

Upeen goated

Journalism

[digital bramble]

SMTH medical

[olive haven]

penn was the only ivy i planned on applying to

[analog shard]

Oh God no

[olive haven]

• stanford

[digital bramble]

Polis I

Polsici

Polisci

[analog shard]

yeah but none of the ivies have it lmao

[digital bramble]

Humanities or stem

[frigid seal]

F

[digital bramble]

🔥🔥🔥

[analog shard]

so I'm doing literary arts/media studies/English

[digital bramble]

I was gonna apply to all but Dartmouth and Harvard maybe

[velvet basin]

baste

[frigid seal]

English 🔥

[digital bramble]

English 🥶🥶🥶

[olive haven]

omg english major? you’re gonna make such a good barista

[digital bramble]

iiiii

[velvet basin]

that is a foul

[faint badger]

did u j join when u got in to penn?

i cannot remember seeing u before the 14th

[digital bramble]

No

I have been in and out of this server

[digital bramble]

Since my junior year

[faint badger]

ahh

[digital bramble]

Even my sophomore year

I left for a very long time when senior year started and I wasn’t here at all during apps

[analog shard]

bestie😭😭😭😭😭

im pre law lol

[faint badger]

AHH pookie cj got into columbia for creative writing

[velvet basin]

wait should i have a spreadsheet

🐸

[analog shard]

OMG REALLY THAT'S SO COOL

[velvet basin]

im kind of just freewheeling everything and writing random stuff

[analog shard]

i thought they were doing smth else

[olive haven]

OMG?? i didn’t wanna apply to cornell, dartmouth, yale, or brown bc of location 😭

[faint badger]

nah but they applied as creative writing

but hes gonna be a finance bro

[olive haven]

LMFAOOO IM JKJK

[analog shard]

ahhhh

[faint badger]

lol

[digital bramble]

cornell location isn’t THATTTT bad

[faint badger]

hes chasing the bag

[olive haven]

me when i lie

[velvet basin]

wait what's wrong with brown location

🐸

[digital bramble]

Nothing there

[velvet basin]

wot

[analog shard]

Kirk is penn your no. 1

[olive haven]

as someone from MA providence is so boring

[digital bramble]

The entire city of providence is just briwn + risd

[velvet basin]

other than the BASED bubble tea store.

[faint badger]

not anymore

[analog shard]

What is it now

[digital bramble]

The entire state of Rhode Island is just providence

[faint badger]

princeton and columbia over penn atm

[analog shard]

Slay

[velvet basin]

i'm from chicago

[olive haven]

Fr RI is only fun in the summer

[velvet basin]

providence looks so cute and safe

😭

[digital bramble]

HELP

[analog shard]

im from India uchicago looks very smexy

[olive haven]

maybe bc it’s boring af 😭

[digital bramble]

coquette 🎀🎀

[velvet basin]

i could sleep on the sidewalk in providence and people would like pat me and be positive or something instead of running away with my life savings

[analog shard]

i need to find another school to obsess over oml

[digital bramble]

Duke

[faint badger]

r u ed2

[velvet basin]

DUKE DINING DUKE DINING

[analog shard]

no :(

[faint badger]

obsess over columbia

like me

[analog shard]

i don't have space on my common app lmao

[frigid seal]

Bros mad abt the deferral 💀

[digital bramble]

DUKE WHEN THEY CHARGE ME$18 FOR A BURRTIO BOWL

[velvet basin]

idk i've heard too much based stuff about duke dining

[analog shard]

done 🫡

[velvet basin]

Stop trying to kill my dream.

[olive haven]

also tbh didn’t apply to harvard or mit also bc of location

[velvet basin]

[digital bramble]

WHATS WEONG WITH BAWSTON

[faint badger]

nah the ORFE programs are genuinely better and fit my ECs and passions more

[olive haven]

i’ve kinda had enough of boston

[analog shard]

actually im gonna obsess over mit

[velvet basin]

ok HOWEVER. duke puppy kindergarten.

🤨

[digital bramble]

DIKE

LEMUR

[velvet basin]

DO you have a rebuttal.

[digital bramble]

CENTER

[velvet basin]

?

[frigid seal]

Orfe?

[velvet basin]

💀

[digital bramble]

GHEY HAVE LEMURS

[velvet basin]

yes

ik

[digital bramble]

🔥🔥🔥

[faint badger]

op research fin eng

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/tarsier-big-eyes-lemur-animal-eat-gif-5092888

[frigid seal]

Gotchu

[olive haven]

boston is so expensive and i’ve been there a million times so i want a new change 😭

[velvet basin]

me staring at the massive list of shitty essays i've written and will have to rewrite

[digital bramble]

Philly food cheap and good

My friend said I chewed gum like this today 😔😔

[olive haven]

yesyes 😍

[analog shard]

average a2cer:
obsesses over a T20
get deferred/rejected from said T20
depreshun
find a higher ranked T20 to obsess over

[digital bramble]

The vicious cycle

[faint badger]

me lol

[analog shard]

no bcuz i got deferred from uchi so my cope is mit

[olive haven]

i was so expecting a deferral or rejection when i opened that status update

[digital bramble]

MEEE TOOOOO

[olive haven]

was preparing for depression

[digital bramble]

😭😭😭

[velvet basin]

i went down from the first t20

[olive haven]

LITERALLY

[faint badger]

i was and got the deferral!

[digital bramble]

I THOUGHT JY ESSAYS WOUOD MAKE IT JOVER FOR ME

[faint badger]

glad it wasnt a rejection tho

[velvet basin]

same

deferral enjoyers

[olive haven]

aww i’m sorry 😭 still got RD though!!

[velvet basin]

deferred brown and uchicago so far

💀

im farming the deferrals

[olive haven]

enjoy it while it lasts

[velvet basin]

waitlistking soon

💀 true

[digital bramble]

U gotta trust

[velvet basin]

it's better than what's next

[olive haven]

providence is so boring anyways

[digital bramble]

Brown deferral rate was low

That’s good

[velvet basin]

it was like 16%

😭

[olive haven]

true

[velvet basin]

it's doomed

HEY BETTER THAN HARVARD'S

[olive haven]

😭😭

[velvet basin]

[faint badger]

hey penns is same as acceptance rate

[digital bramble]

Yup

Harvard when it’s harder to get rejected than to get in

🥶🥶

[velvet basin]

fraud school ngl

[olive haven]

i’m pretty sure penn was the only ivy that accepted EDs from my class so far

[velvet basin]

FRAUDVARD

[digital bramble]

HARFRAUD

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[velvet basin]

brown took 2 other ED applicants from my school

is just me....

[digital bramble]

We got 1 Stanford 1 Cornell 1 Princeton 1 Yale and 1 penn

[olive haven]

our valedictorian got rejected from dartmouth and he’s a double legacy there too 😭

[digital bramble]

I feel like schools for us onky accept 1 kid

[velvet basin]

that's so scary

wtf

[digital bramble]

Like they refuse to accept more than 1

[velvet basin]

one of the ones who got into brown ED is the child of a uchicago professor apparently

like bro pls just go

😭

tf r u trolling me for

[olive haven]

the past two years penn has taken two from my school

last year one was ED and the other was RD

[digital bramble]

Penn usually takes 1 from my school a year if we’re lucky

[olive haven]

this year both of us were ED so i wonder if ppl from my school won’t do penn RD anymore 😭

[tranquil dagger]

bruh school in district got 8 penn ed kms

[digital bramble]

Bruh chs got 20 penn

[tranquil dagger]

whats chs

[digital bramble]

https://www.instagram.com/chs283grads?igshid=YzVkODRmOTdmMw==

[tranquil dagger]

cranford?

wtf

i just saw 6 penn

right off the bat

[olive haven]

help is there a harvard westlake commitment insta

[digital bramble]

There’s 14 more

[tranquil dagger]

holy shit wtf ist his school

[olive haven]

THERES SO MANY HELLO

[digital bramble]

Bxsci 24 is foul

[tranquil dagger]

how so much penn

[digital bramble]

Feeder

https://www.instagram.com/bxsci2024seniors?igshid=YzVkODRmOTdmMw==

[frigid seal]

Me with penn except i didnt even bother applying 😭

[velvet basin]

tf they're all upenisers

[tranquil dagger]

bronx sci went crazy lol

[digital bramble]

Bronx sci always goes crazy

But this yield is outrageous

[olive haven]

all the cornell 😭

[digital bramble]

😭😭 they took our spots man

[olive haven]

someone find harvard westlake commitment insta

😭😭😭

[faint badger]

bro its the feeder

the philly feeder

chs + masterman

[civic elbow]

tf i need to join this school.

[faint badger]

they have like 600 kids and like half of them r cracked

lol

[analog shard]

i was expecting an acceptance but got deferred instead :D

[thick egret]

Bruh sone people are getting a call from upenn saying they were rejected by mistake ( their end) and were actually deferred

[analog shard]

troll

[faint badger]

who

[thick egret]

One of my friends received a call from upenn

And we are from India so no one's gonna go so far and call from an international number i guess

[grizzled aspen]

dawg what is that

8 cornell through ED alone

even after they reduced it

[gray pasture]

!pennrd

!penn

[bold onyx]

masterman sent 30+ freshman 💀

not even the biggest penn feeder either

[upper zealot]

😭

what kind of school name is masterman

[upper zealot]

whats the biggest penn feeder

[burnt osprey]

The power of the nyc public specialized high school

Stuy is scary as well

[upper zealot]

😭

NYU

its always the NYU

Hai Kayak how u doing

[burnt osprey]

Bths is so Cornell rn holy

[burnt osprey]

Dead tired ngl

[upper zealot]

Real it's a good cycle imo at least people tend to make the right choices

Like some people like just love x university

then they get rejected

and found this other school which is equally if not better

and they get accepted

and now they are happy and thriving yay

[upper zealot]

nooo how come what happen? finals?

[upper zealot]

send more of this i wanna see

holy shit so many penns wtf

[burnt osprey]

Avg nyc high school

[upper zealot]

😭 real

[burnt osprey]

Yup

Heading back to Philly for my physics final tmr

[upper zealot]

gl kayak sending positive and 100% energy

[burnt osprey]

Ty 🙏

[upper zealot]

wait do schools know what hs schools are feeders

[burnt osprey]

Yeah that’s kind of how they are feeders

Feeders are typically high schools with good relationships with specific colleges

[upper zealot]

i c

[upper zealot]

how is this initiated tho

[burnt osprey]

Depends

[upper zealot]

by money/endowment?

[burnt osprey]

Some schools have explicit partnerships

Like my hs was affiliated with a LAC so it basically feeds into it

Other times it just comes from the age of the high school — if your hs is centuries old and has been sending kids to ivies reliably for much of that, it has a good relationship w top schools

Bronx science for instance was founded in 1938

[upper zealot]

Oh I see

[upper zealot]

damnnn

[burnt osprey]

But yeah money also helps

Hence private feeders

The reason why masterman especially sends tons of students to Penn isn’t just because it’s in Philly, there’s several Philly high schools

It’s also competitive and disproportionately better than other Philly high schools due to funding differences and parental influence etc

[upper zealot]

😭

[upper zealot]

socialeconomic diff fr

[analog shard]

I mean if they get accepted all well and good but

[analog shard]

Bro whys it all baby pictures what

[burnt osprey]

That’s the norm in my experience

Maybe it’s a nyc hs thing

[analog shard]

that's so weird

[upper zealot]

i hope

[burnt osprey]

Is it

[analog shard]

you can't find dateable people based on how they looked when they were young smh

[burnt osprey]

I thought it was nice esp if ur insecure

Bruh

[upper zealot]

@analog shard im praying on ur acceptances for top schools

[analog shard]

how am I supposed to know which college has the hottest student body

[analog shard]

yeah def but also idk maybe at least in the second or third slides current pics would be nice

[analog shard]

LOL i already got deferred by two

[burnt osprey]

The point isn’t to be a dating catalogue bestie

[analog shard]

But ty the sentiment is appreciated!

[analog shard]

☹️☹️☹️ (im asexual)

i just like aesthetic appreciation

[upper zealot]

ez acceptance after wards

[analog shard]

no but seriously i wanna know my classmates not their past selves so i get it if first slide is baby picture but then you have a recent one

[analog shard]

not with uchicago lmao they'll only accept if you shift to ed2

[upper zealot]

we hate chicago

[analog shard]

but we love it :(

[upper zealot]

chicago popcorn

[frigid seal]

!ivyday

[tropic meadow]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Ivy Day decisions come out <t:1711666800:F> in your local time
3 months, 9 days and 7 hours until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[frigid seal]

3 months 9 days and 7 hours until upenn accepts me

[gray pasture]

oh yh what was your uchi result

HATER ! 👋

[frigid seal]

N/A

Didnt apply

Wbu

[gray pasture]

neither

[frigid seal]

Hi

[gray pasture]

huh i swore u applied

[frigid seal]

Nope

Im on the grind today

4 colleges done by end of today

[gray pasture]

oooh watcha doing

[frigid seal]

Hoping so fr

[gray pasture]

im doing CSS and supplementals

[frigid seal]

I basically finished cmu

So just some edits

[gray pasture]

im overly confident im going to be crushed

it wont be pretty

[frigid seal]

Then im gonna grind

Cornell stanford harvard

My toughest test

[frigid seal]

Im cautiously optimistic but at the same time the acceptance rate of the ivies is mad discouraging

[gray pasture]

lmao i should be honest and remove stanny

[frigid seal]

Wait why

[gray pasture]

😂 rejection

maybe i should put BU or something

like other ones are probably rejection too

but stanny feels set in stone

[frigid seal]

I mean 7 ivies are same difficulty

😭

[frigid seal]

Dont apply if u dont wanna go

[gray pasture]

it feels different ok

[frigid seal]

You have targets and safeties right

[gray pasture]

im lazy and the prompts are kicking my ass

[frigid seal]

Same fr

Lowk i have no life tho so idk what to do during the break

Legit considering adding brown back

Because im bored and wanna do the video supp

[upper zealot]

WWWWW

@frigid seal @gray pasture wait i think one of u guys mentioned yall like badminton i think which one of u guys did

[gray pasture]

well i like badminton but i dont think i mentioned it

[upper zealot]

oh really? can i dm about smth

[gray pasture]

depends

go ahead

[frigid seal]

Me

I played for some time

I quit tho

[upper zealot]

oh okay can i dm too

[frigid seal]

Sure

[random wedge]

what is this 😂

i cant lie if i get rejected from this school im gonna be super sad about it

[frigid seal]

Nah fr

No way would i ever print out a rejection letter 💀💀

[sleek grail]

hi guys

should i put ap scholar w distinction on my honors section

or should i not and just put 4thjngs

[olive haven]

i did

but if you feel like you have better honors then put those

i only put three honors on my application

ap scholar w distinction, headmaster’s list, and best position paper award for MUN

[sleek grail]

ok

i just don’t know if it’s significant enough to have

[tender kiln]

bro be writing a lot of reviews 😭

i almost put 6x crossy road world champion

but decided not to

[dusk python]

Princeton is too elitist🤦🏾 . Harvard is Harvard💀 . Yale is in New Haven🗡️ . Columbia lies🤦🏾 . Dartmouth is inside the forest🌲 . Brown likes weed😭 . Cornell is too depressed🥸 . Penn is the coolest.🥹 ❤️ .

[upper zealot]

REALLLL

[analog shard]

uchicago>

[velvet basin]

dartmouth forest is lowkey chill

[digital bramble]

W

[velvet basin]

https://tenor.com/bbCnG.gif

well faresi

if i make it into upenn

i WILL be burning myself alive too

this is the image

LMFAOO

THE FUCKING SCREAM

[plain wolf]

how many people did penn defer this year

[digital bramble]

I think around the same amt as accept

[faint badger]

yesss we were on opposite sides of the coin

thats ok tho cuz im getting in RD

[digital bramble]

W

RD SWEEP

[worldly fern]

finished supps

😎

[frigid seal]

Same (2 weeks ago)

[worldly fern]

Slay

[hazy merlin]

I need

To do this

[random wedge]

Sameeee

[waxen mauve]

can i finish 7 colleges before jan 1? most of them r ivies i have not started

[ruby musk]

i think it's def doable especially if you reuse/edit the same supplementals

[waxen mauve]

do most people not do that 😭

[ruby musk]

i think everyone does

[faint badger]

im tyring to keep em unique

but obv some parts will be reused

[ruby musk]

it kind of depends on if you're applying for similar things for each school or not

[waxen mauve]

ah okk i got this

how many more supps u got?

[ruby musk]

around 18 😭

[waxen mauve]

glad to know im not alone 🤗

[ruby musk]

godspeed lol

[bold onyx]

yes easily

[random wedge]

Being honest the ivies are kinda hard in terms of supps

Like Penn’s were easy for me but harvards, Stanford’s are so long

Columbia is kinda short

So easy