University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[upper zealot]

lte me check

[digital bramble]

ur parents were MANIFESTINNNN

[frigid seal]

College week bro

[upper zealot]

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=wharton+school+hoodie&crid=2VZ8YCL0XH8KJ&sprefix=wharton+school+ho,aps,206

which one we copying

copping

[frigid seal]

I use any excuse not to wear school uniform

Lmfaooo

[upper zealot]

yall send the links or ss which one we copping

[digital bramble]

none

[upper zealot]

real

[olive haven]

none

[digital bramble]

wharton sux

[upper zealot]

why

[digital bramble]

i throw eeggs at wharton kids

[upper zealot]

wtf

[olive haven]

this

[digital bramble]

😂

[frigid seal]

Dont buy until u get in trust me

[upper zealot]

@digital bramble mad bc bad

[olive haven]

LETS HATE ON THE FINANCE BROS

[digital bramble]

ong

[frigid seal]

I only have penn ut and tamu

[digital bramble]

WHARTON 🤮

[olive haven]

EWWWW

[upper zealot]

bad cause bro

ke

[frigid seal]

Tamu was free tho hehe

[olive haven]

wharton kids smell

[digital bramble]

ong

[frigid seal]

No stop

[digital bramble]

theyre gonna smell worse after i throw eggs at them fr

[upper zealot]

you are literally name the "SEAS" bro

💀 do better

[frigid seal]

Wharton supremacy

[upper zealot]

ong

[olive haven]

LMFAOOO

[upper zealot]

yall just mad bc u cant do shit with ur degrees

[digital bramble]

why r the 2 ppl who aint even go to penn jumpin us

[upper zealot]

where as wharton first year salary on average it 150k 😭

[digital bramble]

😔

[olive haven]

REALLL

[digital bramble]

GET IN FIRST

[upper zealot]

damn u got me there

[digital bramble]

😭

[frigid seal]

Pulllin stats out yo ass fr

[olive haven]

my brother makes 160k first year with CAS degree but ok 😭

[digital bramble]

man i love a2c

[frigid seal]

LEGACY ALERT

WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP

[digital bramble]

💀

LMFAOOO

THEY GOT U

[upper zealot]

issa joke anyone with penn degrree. is making banks

[frigid seal]

WE GOT A LEGACY

[olive haven]

i’m still first gen 😭

siblings are barely legacy

[digital bramble]

GOT EM BACK

[frigid seal]

GUYS WE GOT A LEGACY IN CHAT

[olive haven]

IM NOT LEGACY STOP

[frigid seal]

Yes u are

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-fortnite-goku-party-party-goku-bali-bali-goku-knocked-party-gif-14915142912216792832

[olive haven]

HELPP

[digital bramble]

GOT IN WITH NO AWARDS AND MID ESSAYS CHECKKKK

😍

[olive haven]

Legacy are parents 💀🥲

[frigid seal]

Nope

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-fortnite-gojo-griddy-gif-18156408425651993770

[frigid seal]

Sibling legacy counts

Im also first generation by penn standards

Lmao

[digital bramble]

then get in...

[olive haven]

Then why on the common app when penn asked if i had any relatives that attended penn siblings weren’t an option?

[digital bramble]

what like its hard?

[olive haven]

fr

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fortnite-dance-gojo-gojo-satoru-gif-16935075905918621322

[frigid seal]

Yap yap

[frigid seal]

I didnt apply

Yetttt

[olive haven]

Ok bro 😭

[frigid seal]

RD baby

Here we go

I wasted my rea on gtown

[digital bramble]

and...

what happened

[upper zealot]

bc here at wharton, it's all about you, not about ur sibling

👍

[frigid seal]

Got in but penn is better 😭

[upper zealot]

okay let's be fr, wharton doesnt even hate other schools its always vice versa

[frigid seal]

Fr

[upper zealot]

unless those extremeist wharton kids

[olive haven]

The real legacy applicant is the other guy from my school who got into penn with parents and grandparents legacy and lots of family donations 😭

[digital bramble]

and ur saying this like u go to wharton?

[frigid seal]

Wharton supremacy until they reject my sorry ass

[upper zealot]

like emre would be an exception since he's peak definition of wharton

[digital bramble]

is the wharton in the room with us rn

actually

[olive haven]

HELPP

[frigid seal]

Me

[digital bramble]

yk what

[upper zealot]

dawg stop bragging about getting into penn congrats no need to rub it in other people's face

[digital bramble]

ill take some classes there

[frigid seal]

Trust

[digital bramble]

ill tell u how it goes

[upper zealot]

you ain't cool for that

[frigid seal]

Average upeen student

Wannabe penn staters

Smfh

[digital bramble]

real

oh oh oh we are penn state

we are penn state

[frigid seal]

Get into a real ivy first

Then talk

[tawdry crystal]

HYPSM (The P stands for Penn)

[digital bramble]

REAL

[frigid seal]

Penn state

HYPSB

B STANDS FOR BALL STATE UNI

[digital bramble]

BALL STATE 😵

[olive haven]

wharton kids still smell sorry

[olive haven]

HELP

[olive haven]

i’ve had nothing but bad experiences with the biz kids at my school

they’re so cocky and have no personal hygiene

[tawdry crystal]

Not gonna lie tho I ain't ever forgiving penn

They ghosted me 😔

[digital bramble]

its ok ur in a better place now

😈

[upper zealot]

cry about it lol

[olive haven]

who wants to DM me for penn help 🥰

[olive haven]

my penn help to u is don’t apply <3

sorry

[upper zealot]

forgot u were seas, never mind thought u were wharton

[olive haven]

why would i say wharton kids smell if i was wharton 😭

[faint badger]

if anyone smells it is not wharton kids

[upper zealot]

@frigid seal wait what were ur ib courses again

i forgot

[olive haven]

IB thinking that siblings are legacy at penn

[frigid seal]

Bro my school offered very few options so i did my best

[lean quiver]

someone wanna review my penn supps

[velvet basin]

is upenn cutthroat

[upper zealot]

what u get

[digital bramble]

sure

[upper zealot]

i can read and provide feedback for writing portion. content? gl to u

[frigid seal]

Global Politics HL (required), English HL (required), Spanish SL/HL chose SL, TOK (just finished), Analysis SL or Apps SL (chose analysis), ESS or Bio (chose ESS), Film HL

[upper zealot]

Real

[olive haven]

ok mr mit applicants are asian males with no life

[upper zealot]

Guess mine

[frigid seal]

Idgaf ngl im so done with ib

i b crying

Get it

😭

[digital bramble]

stand proud ur strong

😔

[olive haven]

LMFAOO

ur so strong 🥺

keep ur head up high!

[digital bramble]

nah ibs are like

mad difficult

[olive haven]

ugh ikk

[frigid seal]

Are u doing ib

😭

[digital bramble]

nooo

[olive haven]

no

[digital bramble]

i did aps #american

[olive haven]

😭

[frigid seal]

Im american as well

[digital bramble]

if ibs are allegeldy worse

oh wait what

[olive haven]

SAME #RAHHHHH

[frigid seal]

But i did pyp myp and dp

[digital bramble]

ur school does ib curriculum?

i do not know what any of those acronyms stand for

[frigid seal]

Yes full ib k-12

[olive haven]

HELP SAME

[digital bramble]

damn

id cry

[hazy merlin]

Why are you alive all the time

[frigid seal]

I told you i have no life

[digital bramble]

OMG

I JUST REALIZED

UR PFP

[frigid seal]

Someone needs to ban me

[digital bramble]

R U A SPURS FAN

[frigid seal]

No

Fuck spurs

[digital bramble]

oh

[frigid seal]

I love son hm

[olive haven]

HELP

[hazy merlin]

L do better

[frigid seal]

Stfu

[digital bramble]

heung min son from tottenham spurs

[frigid seal]

Get better at basketball

[digital bramble]

😢

[olive haven]

L

[frigid seal]

Lil bro

[hazy merlin]

Stfu 💀

[frigid seal]

Why arent u starting

[hazy merlin]

What sport do you play

[olive haven]

PLSSSSS

[digital bramble]

ruby i feel like ive seen u before

[frigid seal]

Also if u notice that im always on that means ur ass is always on as well

[digital bramble]

was it u who was like asking for school advice a looong time ago

or am i going crayz

[frigid seal]

Theres 2 sides to everything buster

[digital bramble]

like what schools to apply to for smth

[frigid seal]

[hazy merlin]

Bc I play like 26 mins of the game otherwise

[hazy merlin]

No

[hazy merlin]

Wdym

[frigid seal]

Soccer, Basketball, Badminton i used to do taekwondo and fencing as well

[digital bramble]

like in some college list thread or that was another ruby

[hazy merlin]

I have been on A2C for a year now

[frigid seal]

Nerd

[hazy merlin]

Get better at everything

[frigid seal]

🤓🤓

[hazy merlin]

I’m on a lot of threads

[upper zealot]

I did house league soccer, i play recretaional basketball, i do competitive badminton and for school, and i do not do those two

[digital bramble]

whats house league soccer

[frigid seal]

Our soccer team went undefeated and won regionals how can we get better

[digital bramble]

MLS

[digital bramble]

world cup

win world cup

[digital bramble]

bruh

[hazy merlin]

You need to do better

[olive haven]

go to the world cup or olympics

[digital bramble]

olympcis soccer sucks

go world cup

[frigid seal]

Wtf im not that good

Chill

[digital bramble]

i beleive in u

hattrick in wc final

✊

[hazy merlin]

Exactly get better

[olive haven]

LMAO REAL

[digital bramble]

mbappe style

[hazy merlin]

We’re waiting

[frigid seal]

Im not recruited

[frigid seal]

Grow first

[digital bramble]

i played soccer for aw hile i hated it

[olive haven]

OMG SAME

[digital bramble]

i have never hated a sport as much as i hate soccer but its fun to watch

[hazy merlin]

Growing stage is over

[hazy merlin]

No it’s not

[frigid seal]

Stop being a vertically disadvantaged fellow 🙏😭💀

[digital bramble]

man united is washed

😢

[hazy merlin]

I’m 5’4 that’s taller than avg Indian girl height stfu

[frigid seal]

Congrats

[hazy merlin]

Technically I’m tall

[hazy merlin]

Thanks I take my height very seriously

[digital bramble]

ouroboros

when a conversation goes stagnant the topic always circles back to height

[hazy merlin]

😭

[frigid seal]

But indians arent meant to be simply slightly better than average. Dont your parents want you to be at the top? Keep growing young blud above avg wont cut it

[hazy merlin]

My team just posted my mvp post 💀 I look trash

[hazy merlin]

💀

[frigid seal]

How is everyone mvp

[hazy merlin]

WOW

[frigid seal]

California became too liberal bro

Tf is this

[hazy merlin]

RUDE ASF

[digital bramble]

ur in california?

ew

[olive haven]

HELPPPPPP

[frigid seal]

They just handing out mvps now

Award has lost its meaning

[hazy merlin]

I popped off ty very much

[frigid seal]

Disgrace to the league smh

[hazy merlin]

California on top

[velvet basin]

if i am vertically disadvantaged will colleges give me vertical aid

[frigid seal]

I call for a recount

[digital bramble]

which part

[hazy merlin]

That’s you

[frigid seal]

No

[velvet basin]

can i get school-branded stilts

oh

[hazy merlin]

NorCal

[digital bramble]

aw man

i was from socal

[frigid seal]

California is a shithole no offense

😭

[sleek grail]

in college if u get the flu can u reschedule a final

[hazy merlin]

SoCal is ok

[digital bramble]

and where r u from

[hazy merlin]

Better than Texas

Way better

[digital bramble]

UR FROM TEXAS?

[olive haven]

HELLO

[frigid seal]

The deep south baby

[hazy merlin]

I’d pick California over Texas 24/7

[digital bramble]

WWWWWWWW

[frigid seal]

Hook em horns

[digital bramble]

YEEEEE HAW!

[sleek grail]

i am from north Carolina hi

[frigid seal]

YEEEEEEHAWWWEE

[digital bramble]

EVERYTHINGS BIGGER IN TEXAS!

[olive haven]

HOWDY

[digital bramble]

hi i love unc

i really like unc

[frigid seal]

YUHHH

YALL GET THE. VIBES

[sleek grail]

yay my school

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/rodeo-yellowstone-cowboy-yeehaw-holding-on-gif-17723197

[frigid seal]

[hazy merlin]

💀

[frigid seal]

Hook em horns baby

[hazy merlin]

California on top trust

[digital bramble]

HORNS DOWN!

[digital bramble]

not norcal

the bay ruins it

[frigid seal]

Tf

Dont say gigem

Or ill kill u

🔪

[hazy merlin]

NorCal is so pretty wdym

[hazy merlin]

Are you excited to go to uta?

[digital bramble]

tamu hater?

[frigid seal]

DONT CALL IT THAT

[digital bramble]

LMFAOOO

[frigid seal]

UTA IS UT ARLINGTON

STOP DISRESPECTING THE SIGNATURE UT SCHOOL

[hazy merlin]

Wdym you have utd, utsa, so you need uta too

[olive haven]

PLSSSSS

[digital bramble]

is there a uti

😍

[olive haven]

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK

[hazy merlin]

Ik but ut Austin = uta too

[olive haven]

STOPPPP

[hazy merlin]

LOLLL

[lean quiver]

My bad didn’t see dis

[hazy merlin]

Hey UCI is pretty close

[lean quiver]

Don’t lie to them 💀

[frigid seal]

They gave me a free tshirt and free food over the summer so i cant hate too much but hook em horns 4L

[digital bramble]

real

free shirts >>>

[hazy merlin]

WDYM

[frigid seal]

UCI campus is dogshit

[digital bramble]

i wanted to do that thing where u just email a bunch of random colleges for free gear

[frigid seal]

Oh i went to college station

[hazy merlin]

UCI is artificial asf

[frigid seal]

For some scholars weekend

Its fucking dogshit

[digital bramble]

uci had a gojo shrine

i respect that

[frigid seal]

Austin clears

By a mile

[olive haven]

ENOUGH WITH THE GOJO

[digital bramble]

nuh uh

nah id win

[olive haven]

CRYINGGGG

[frigid seal]

Guys where r yall from

[digital bramble]

ny

[olive haven]

ma

[digital bramble]

like the bum part

country roadsss take me homeee

to the placeeee

i belonggg

[olive haven]

I BELONGGG

WEST VIRGINIAAA

[digital bramble]

its all cornfields up here

[hazy merlin]

Dang

[frigid seal]

YOOOO I WAS BORN IN BOSTON

[lean quiver]

ok hold on

i am tripping balls rn

[digital bramble]

some ppl think our school's cooking in early rounsd this year just cus the aos think we're all corn farmers

[lean quiver]

who said theyd read my upenn supps

my god im doing so many things

[digital bramble]

do u need them urgently

[frigid seal]

Me

[olive haven]

YOOOO I WASNT BORN IN BOSTON!

[lean quiver]

no

[frigid seal]

Im the goat

[digital bramble]

i mgiht have to do them tmrw i got a torque test to study for

send in dm

although be warned my upenn supps were wacko

[olive haven]

GOOD LUCK BESTIE I BELIEVE IN U

[hazy merlin]

Can I see

[frigid seal]

U still a Masshole whether u like it or not jit

[digital bramble]

idk if im qualfieid to speak on that subject

[hazy merlin]

I alr submitted

But I’m curious

[digital bramble]

uhhuhhhh

[hazy merlin]

Dang

[digital bramble]

heeeehehehe

[olive haven]

i was born in MA so yes i'm a masshole just not in boston LMAO

[hazy merlin]

All good if not

[digital bramble]

dm

i can send

[hazy merlin]

Bet just did

[lean quiver]

omg share

[lean quiver]

buddy u submitted alr give up

[olive haven]

LMFAO 😭

[hazy merlin]

Stfu

At least it means I won’t copy

[lean quiver]

love u 2

[lean quiver]

copying would not be helpful

[digital bramble]

ong

[opaque wraith]

i'll save you

[digital bramble]

ken carson jennifers body 99% accurate

[hazy merlin]

How’s your hair doing

[lean quiver]

eh

[lean quiver]

salami alive??

[opaque wraith]

ye return from the dead

spent way too much time here

[lean quiver]

understandabe

ive been stuck

[opaque wraith]

hows it bene

[opaque wraith]

u gotta jsut leave thsi server sometimes and grind

its so addicting

[lean quiver]

no genuinely

but then i need some1 to read supps

and then its over

[opaque wraith]

i swear i got you

i got so much better at essays

[hazy merlin]

Congrats on Stanford!

[lean quiver]

the goat

[hazy merlin]

W

[lean quiver]

wait bro is him

[opaque wraith]

thanksssssss

[lean quiver]

w

mans

[hazy merlin]

I got rejected 😁

[opaque wraith]

i left and like went on my religious journey for perfect essays

[lean quiver]

i dont want to rewrite supps my god

i hate this

so much

[hazy merlin]

I didn’t want to write more

[frigid seal]

Why are u rewriting

[hazy merlin]

Ngl I might drop a few schools

[frigid seal]

Im sticking to 20

[lean quiver]

edits

and such

[frigid seal]

ah ok

[lean quiver]

im trying but my mom keeps adding more

[hazy merlin]

What schools

[lean quiver]

mit uroch bu

[hazy merlin]

Hmm

[lean quiver]

none of which i want to do

[hazy merlin]

I don’t want 23

[lean quiver]

im willing to do mit if push comes to shove

but i dont want the rest

like i get a lot of reaches but cmon

[hazy merlin]

Idt I’m going to get in anywhere tbh

So

[opaque wraith]

nooooo

trust u got this

[lean quiver]

real

[hazy merlin]

Idk why I’m still doing all of this

[hazy merlin]

Like I’ll get in ucs hopefully

But everywhere else…

[opaque wraith]

its actually crazy

a lot of the top ppl at my school got in

and one of my friends didn't

[hazy merlin]

Aww

[opaque wraith]

and everyone is talking about college adn stuff

[hazy merlin]

That’s really awful

[opaque wraith]

and i feel so bad for him

i like don't want to metnion it around him

[lean quiver]

salami once i write my cornell supps ill ask

[frigid seal]

Cut all of those

Tf

[lean quiver]

i want to

[hazy merlin]

If someone from my school got deferred/accepted to Stanford I’m actually going to be distraught

[lean quiver]

i needa finish cornell and NYU this week

and then do mit over break

cause idc about MIT

and haverford can be done after break

and then i want to be done

i dont want to do more

that was always my plan

[hazy merlin]

Why are you doing haverford

[lean quiver]

my friend is appliyng there and i said fuck it

[dim herald]

for some reason i feel like i should wait till last minute to submit

cause like what if i submit and while im writing my other ones i find something to change

[lean quiver]

yeah thats why im holding off

i just submitted my targest and safeties

the rest im waiting

[lean quiver]

WAIT CAN U READ MY YALE

i hate them so much cause the supps are just so fucking annoying

[worldly fern]

Wait for Penn is there a deadline u have to submit by to get an interview?

[opaque wraith]

sure

[opaque wraith]

i don't think so

and the interviews for penn matter less now

[lean quiver]

theyre not even evaulaitev

[worldly fern]

Ye I still wanna get one tho

[lean quiver]

u dont need to get one

[worldly fern]

I’ll prob submit in a day or two

[worldly fern]

Not even slightly?

[lean quiver]

no?

[digital bramble]

are you who i think u are

if you are who u think u are

go study for ur econ test

😂

[lean quiver]

nahhh

[opaque wraith]

no

[digital bramble]

r u sure abt that

[opaque wraith]

yes go study for ur physics

[digital bramble]

AW HELL NAH

GET OUTTA HERE

[digital bramble]

to where

[lean quiver]

LOL

[digital bramble]

"my school" being MY SCHOOL but idk what bros yapping abt

[lean quiver]

w mans

[lean quiver]

u all are nerds

my god

is it too much to just be normal

[digital bramble]

nah

[hexed basin]

U good dawg cuz I luv uci campus

[digital bramble]

bro is literally not normal

in french...

he was like SHAKING

[opaque wraith]

bruh you got in

[digital bramble]

BRO WAS LITERALLY SHAKING AND PACING THE HALLS WAITING FOR STANFRODDD TO COME OUT

[worldly fern]

Why do they do it then lol

[lean quiver]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[digital bramble]

he was like wandering the halls with a dazed look

and i was like who let prisoner 0038 escape

[opaque wraith]

yes

[lean quiver]

tbh salami was always getting in

to me

it just felt obbious

obvious

[digital bramble]

salami beat the odds in my eyes

[frigid seal]

Lmao irl friends

[lean quiver]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[digital bramble]

salami found out on a bus

[lean quiver]

lol

[digital bramble]

with all his freinds

itexted one of them

"if anything happens, knock him tf out"

right before he opens his decision

we cant ahve any risks

i wish u guys could meet salami irl hes such as illy guy

[lean quiver]

i too am a silly guy

[opaque wraith]

get in stnaford

we can have meet up

[lean quiver]

tho its gotten me nearly banned like 6 times

[lean quiver]

i aint all that bro

relax

kidna wanan go to cornell or penn

[digital bramble]

who would wanna meet up with u

[digital bramble]

yeah come join me salami stinks anyways

hes leaving us all on the east coast and packing his bags for the wild wild west

[hazy merlin]

You would so be a Cornell person

[opaque wraith]

west coast best coast

[digital bramble]

dont even

ur not there yet

[hazy merlin]

^^ unless I go to the east coast

California is awesome though

[olive haven]

my bestie from the bay area got into stanford REA but hasn't committed yet and i'm trying to convince her to come join me at penn 😩

[digital bramble]

i cnat believe you made ur disc username salamihasgottenintostnaford

you narcissist

[hazy merlin]

Live laugh love ucla

[lean quiver]

how the fuck do u even know what the vibe of someone is

what about me fits cornell bruh

[opaque wraith]

you applied to like all the ucs right?

[digital bramble]

you would sooo be a BYU person

[hazy merlin]

You can just tell

[digital bramble]

salami r u like famous here

[olive haven]

would've applied to ucla if they gave aid to out of state students 😭

[hazy merlin]

I’m not going to answer that here 😭

[digital bramble]

can you post in #✨-celebration-station

do it

[opaque wraith]

i did

[hazy merlin]

Ofc I need that in state tuition

[lean quiver]

just dm

[hazy merlin]

I think I’d only leave ca for 4 schools

Let’s not 😭

[digital bramble]

ill be ur #1 hater

[olive haven]

OOPS

SORRY LMAOO

[digital bramble]

HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT YOU WANTED STNAFORD

[opaque wraith]

cause my name before was salamiwillgetintostanford

[olive haven]

the manifestations

real

[digital bramble]

bro was delusional

beyond

delulu i have ever seen

[hazy merlin]

Bc he was thirsting over Stanford for ages

[digital bramble]

OH MY GOD

IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE IRL

[lean quiver]

he was salivating

[digital bramble]

IT WAS SOOO BAD

IN REAL LIFE

BRO WAS GEEKIN

shaking in his boots really

[lean quiver]

btw i am using a fake email

[digital bramble]

yep i can tell

[lean quiver]

LOL

[digital bramble]

john michael as a bengali is an interesting name

im not

its okay

😭

[lean quiver]

john michael is a bengali through and through

[digital bramble]

i respect that

john michael sounds like hed bald at 30 and then go on to found an ivy league and die on the school grounds

[hazy merlin]

LOL

[lean quiver]

i have my regular email, school email, backup regular

and then a fake one

[hazy merlin]

You basically have a finsta for gmail wow

[lean quiver]

indeed

[olive haven]

i have a bunch of fake emails for when i signed up for taylor swift verified fan 😭

[lean quiver]

LMAO

[olive haven]

signed up with like 12 accounts LMAOO

[digital bramble]

he was shaking

like palms sweaty shaking

like spit flying out of mouth shaking in french class

sorry im exposing him rn

the only toher time i seen salami that stressed is when we got a french test

[lean quiver]

why a fucking french test

tf was happening in french

[opaque wraith]

bruh

this is not true

[lean quiver]

@opaque wraith explain

urself

[digital bramble]

it literally is

[opaque wraith]

not all the french tests

[digital bramble]

wild things

[opaque wraith]

just some of them

[faint badger]

as a typical finance kid i resold mine for $900 in profit 😭😭

[digital bramble]

dindt u get like a 70 on ur si clauses

[opaque wraith]

i have above a 90 rn in the class

and i'm happy with that

[digital bramble]

fraud

ur a fraud

ur a fraud and [redacted] is only taking pity on u

[olive haven]

BYEEE as a broke swiftie i bought 4 and resold two for profit

[digital bramble]

cus otheriwse youll geek out

[opaque wraith]

i won't redacted

[faint badger]

real

[opaque wraith]

my brother would geek out

[digital bramble]

u dont have a brother

ur a fraud to and through

wiat

WIATT

oh i get it

[opaque wraith]

ur so dumb

[digital bramble]

mf u the one who cant do si clauses to save his life

[lean quiver]

all my grades dropped my god

[digital bramble]

its fine

my q2 was rough

[faint badger]

wait meeshat yk salami irl?

[lean quiver]

yes bro

[digital bramble]

he UNFORTUNATELY sits next to me in french

HIS STENCH

[lean quiver]

WHAT ABOUT THIS CONVO WAS NOT MAKING THAT CLEAR KIRK

[digital bramble]

STENCH IN FRENCH

EUUUUUUHGHHHH CS MAJOR EUUUUGHHHH

[faint badger]

i j came here

[lean quiver]

ah

[digital bramble]

tell me what u guys know abt salami

❤️

please

[lean quiver]

nothing

[digital bramble]

i need dirt on him

aw

[lean quiver]

just thats hes smart

[opaque wraith]

salami loves stanford

[lean quiver]

and loves cornell

[frigid seal]

He got into stanford

[digital bramble]

is that what he told u?

[lean quiver]

i mean stanford

fuck

[opaque wraith]

no i hate cornell

[faint badger]

yeah stanford thats all

[lean quiver]

my god the suppsa re getting to me

[digital bramble]

salami u went around telling ppl u were smart?

u a fraud

[faint badger]

also i remember his personal statement

[opaque wraith]

no

[faint badger]

and hes cool

[digital bramble]

fraudlami

[faint badger]

thats it

[lean quiver]

U SAW HIS PS?

WTF

[digital bramble]

LMFAO

I SAW HIS FIRST PS

I LEFT HIM SCATHING HATE COMMENTS

[frigid seal]

Stanford > upeen sorry

[digital bramble]

HES A FRAUD

HES A FRAUD

HE BROKE MY IPAD

[lean quiver]

i needa redo my ps

lowkey

[digital bramble]

HE BROKE MY IPAD!

HES A FRAUD

AND A LIAR

HE WROTE ABT FIXING HIS FRIENDS DEVICES AND HE BROKE MINE

SUE THAT MAN FOR DEFAMATION

[opaque wraith]

i don't fix ipads

i fix phones smh

[digital bramble]

UR STILL A FRAUD FOR BREAKING IT

[olive haven]

french is so ez just eat a baguette, wear a beret, and speak french! ce n'est pas difficile 🙄

[digital bramble]

i am objectively a more intelligent being than salami

salami can attest to this

[opaque wraith]

il faut que tu te tuer

[digital bramble]

i have receipts

[faint badger]

is ur school cracked

[digital bramble]

no

we are corn farmers

[opaque wraith]

yes

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/boer-landbouw-dansen-man-gif-10190110

[digital bramble]

stop lyin

and go back to harvesting ur crops

[opaque wraith]

we're cracked corn farmers

[digital bramble]

ur family starves

[olive haven]

😭 😭 😭

[lean quiver]

FUCK IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO REWTIE MY PS BUT

MY CONCLUSION IS ASS

GOD DAMN IT

[frigid seal]

Titxn lets exchange conclusions

[digital bramble]

are u dumb

[lean quiver]

fr?

[digital bramble]

this is why u got a 70

u used subjonctif wrong

[opaque wraith]

yes

[digital bramble]

stanford be letting anyone in...

[opaque wraith]

i don't know how to conjegate tuer

[digital bramble]

its tuent - ent

plus the subjunctive ending es for tu

[olive haven]

HELP my french teacher said you'll never have to use subjunctive irl conversation 😭

[digital bramble]

its tues

[digital bramble]

stnaford be letting ANYONE in

[digital bramble]

yeah u bascially dont

[lean quiver]

aight idk about all that

[opaque wraith]

il est bon que tu sois mal a subjunctif.

[digital bramble]

no trust

if u knew him irl

if only u knew him irl

[frigid seal]

Spanish>>>

[lean quiver]

i think i woudl still believe in him if i kenw him irl

as stupid as my friends are sometimes

ik theyre smart

[frigid seal]

Tell me an applicable situation for french?

Spanish>>>

[lean quiver]

my god

[digital bramble]

U JUST DID IT

[digital bramble]

LOOK AT THIS DUDEEEE

its ok salami im proud of u see u tmrw ❤️

[frigid seal]

Just a couple of kids who go to the same school and both got into t10/

Holy feeder?

😭😭

[digital bramble]

not a feeder

unless by feed u mean corn

#we farm

[frigid seal]

Holy cracked school?

[opaque wraith]

we feed people corn

[digital bramble]

nope

yep

[olive haven]

se regarder d'abord

[lean quiver]

holy fuck my conclusion is so ass

its like an english conclusion

holy shit

a;jlkhgd'sagkhj

[digital bramble]

maybe try connecting to ur hook

[frigid seal]

Stop crying lil bro

[digital bramble]

dont just wrap it up

give it a conclusion that will tie it up neatly

[frigid seal]

Ong thats what i did

[digital bramble]

instead of being like a chatgpt vomit

[opaque wraith]

ur from cali aren't u

[lean quiver]

yeah thats what im thinking

[digital bramble]

meta strat

[digital bramble]

TEXAS

[olive haven]

as u should

[frigid seal]

🤠

[digital bramble]

salami r u taking econ tmrw or tuesday

[frigid seal]

🤘

[opaque wraith]

no

after break

[digital bramble]

tf u mean no

[frigid seal]

Try to guess my state

[digital bramble]

bruh

[frigid seal]

Salami

[digital bramble]

[redacted] is gonna jump u

[opaque wraith]

i swear u said u were cali

[frigid seal]

Salami i told u i got into ut austin

How tf would i be cali

💀💀

[digital bramble]

lil bro doenst know geography

lemme tell yall bout the one time

[opaque wraith]

ik ppl who go to ut austin from the northeast

[digital bramble]

he thought morocco was in europe

[frigid seal]

Its december dawg

[digital bramble]

i told yall

[frigid seal]

UT doesnt come out until February

[digital bramble]

stanford be letting anyone in

😭

[frigid seal]

Use critical tjink

Thinking

💀

[digital bramble]

its salami he cant

[opaque wraith]

💀

[frigid seal]

He still got into t3 cs

[opaque wraith]

t1 cs smh

[gray estuary]

bro has an elon pfp

[frigid seal]

No

[digital bramble]

mit exists

[frigid seal]

MIT CMU

Sorry

[opaque wraith]

mit worse tbh

[digital bramble]

ms [redacted] mopper is gonna wipe u

[frigid seal]

Cope

[opaque wraith]

mit doesn't exist

fake school

[digital bramble]

she wipes the floor with u

😭

[frigid seal]

Mit cmu better

Cmu scs

[digital bramble]

no national merit semifinalist cope

no aime cope

😭

[opaque wraith]

i have my nepo national merit

[digital bramble]

bros only award was most bushels of corn harvested

[frigid seal]

Wsg my fellow nmsf what score did u get

[digital bramble]

1490 LMAOPOO

I FRAUDED MY WAY IN

[lean quiver]

wiat not general

[frigid seal]

No like weighted

[digital bramble]

what

[frigid seal]

I have a 224

[digital bramble]

ohh

223

u beat me there

salami after getting into stafnrod with "best tractor 2023"

[frigid seal]

I qualify in any us state

So no one can call me a fraud

I even qualify as intl

[digital bramble]

salami after getting into stanford with "heaviest pumpkin award"

💀

[frigid seal]

Salami hate is unreal

Leave bro alone fr

[opaque wraith]

so real

[digital bramble]

this is nothing compared to irl

[opaque wraith]

the salami hate is continous

[frigid seal]

Yea his nerdy ass prolly gets shoved in a locker

[digital bramble]

sorry salami

see u tmrw

[opaque wraith]

bruh

[digital bramble]

r u excited to tell [redacted]

abt ur success

[opaque wraith]

i'll shove you in a locker

[digital bramble]

i wont fit

we can apply to les grandes ecoles

ur journey's not over until u get into HEC PARIS

[opaque wraith]

i already have it bookmarked

its too hard

[frigid seal]

Erm guysssss im the pwesident of wobotics club 🤓 -salami (probably)

[digital bramble]

how did yk

[opaque wraith]

https://idp.unibocconi.it/idp/profile/SAML2/Redirect/SSO?execution=e1s1

[digital bramble]

how much does it cost for [redacted] to ship our transcripts to france

[opaque wraith]

the website logs you out ever 5 seconds

[frigid seal]

Bocconi is tuff

[opaque wraith]

i do sport

[digital bramble]

💀

lemme just say nothing

[opaque wraith]

u quit ur sport

[digital bramble]

still better than u

u have 0 championship highlights

🥶

i cant believe its come to roasting u over discord in a public server

[frigid seal]

Esports team captain too?

You go girlie

Damn why am i hating

Sorry salami i reset

Its in my nature to be a hater

😭😭😭

[gray estuary]

spill the irl drama

[digital bramble]

our #1 opp teacher

[gray estuary]

oooohhhh

[frigid seal]

Did stanford come out Thursday or Friday

[gray estuary]

i love gossiping

[digital bramble]

friday

[frigid seal]

What did the peeps say about upeen

Whats ur major again

[digital bramble]

ill probably pick molecular biogy

biology

[frigid seal]

Premed path?

[digital bramble]

yep

[frigid seal]

At least ur not a smelly cs major

[digital bramble]

once im broke and -300k in the bank acc

salamis gonna donate his startup money

to get me off the streets

we already have a business pathway plan

[frigid seal]

I will donate some deodorant

[digital bramble]

#1: target despearte juniors for a college consulting firm

[frigid seal]

Thats my plan ff

Ffs

[digital bramble]

my 2 plans in the future r to become a celebrity plastic surgeon like dr miami or find salami to make some biomed startup and become a billionaire

the future looks bright

[frigid seal]

Ok time to do stanford supps so i can be salamis partner in crime

[digital bramble]

true

[opaque wraith]

get in fr

[frigid seal]

We will create a startup together

[digital bramble]

devious duo ill visit the west coast just to throw eggs at u guys

[frigid seal]

He will do cs part

I got the business/economics side

[digital bramble]

ur a biz major

???

[lean quiver]

im not doing stanford dumbass supps to apply to an unrealistic school where im going to be depressed

[digital bramble]

come to penn its better...

[frigid seal]

Unstoppable duo

[digital bramble]

hey hey if salami got in u can too

[opaque wraith]

at least you can be depressed outside in the good weather

[lean quiver]

id rather be depressed in bad waether

[digital bramble]

how come

[frigid seal]

Well im not getting into either but in my delulu situation ill be enjoying the weather in the shithole known as California

[lean quiver]

i enjoy falling apart

[digital bramble]

yes u will

[lean quiver]

and then having ht eopportunity to get up

it tests my will

[digital bramble]

stanford rea, wharton rd

[frigid seal]

And riding my bike around campus

[digital bramble]

then flip a coin

[frigid seal]

Its too late i did georgetown rea

[digital bramble]

aw mannn

[frigid seal]

I thought i was gonna do business law or sum shit

I still might say fuck it

And do it

But we will see

[digital bramble]

i wanna do med/law

[frigid seal]

Stanford and penn rd

[digital bramble]

real

[frigid seal]

If i pick gtown its with the intention of global affairs business double major

[digital bramble]

i wonder hwat classes i could take at wharton

[digital bramble]

thats a fire double major

[frigid seal]

Ooh

[digital bramble]

get that black passport

[opaque wraith]

u can just chose whatever major right

[frigid seal]

Or i could just be a finance bro at penn

[digital bramble]

even better

[frigid seal]

PLEASE LET ME IN

[digital bramble]

we can meet up

[frigid seal]

UPEEN

[digital bramble]

UPEEN

[frigid seal]

PLEEEEEASE

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-penn-state-football-gif-21702607

[frigid seal]

No lmao

You have to specially apply

For business global affairs double

Its selective

I can still do international business

But its not the same tbh

[frigid seal]

Rahhh

Quack quack quakers

Stanford proly has the lamest mascot of all time

Tf is a tree bro

[digital bramble]

ong

[frigid seal]

Mow that shit down

And restart

💀💀

[digital bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-stanford-uc-berkeley-cal-big-game-oski-gif-4438686

ok but its not like quakers are better

[frigid seal]

True

Hook em horns baby

Texas is winning the chip

[digital bramble]

lions, tigers and bears oh my! (and religiously persecuted english people)

[frigid seal]

Columbia is lowk tuff ngl

[opaque wraith]

cardinals

[frigid seal]

Im getting rejected by all these

😭😭

[digital bramble]

ur a tree stop coping

[digital bramble]

you got at least 1 in the bag

[frigid seal]

Did u cop any merch yet

[digital bramble]

don't say that and adopt the salami mindset

delusional till u make it in

[frigid seal]

Yippee

[opaque wraith]

no

[frigid seal]

Praying fr

[opaque wraith]

i looked at the bookstore

[digital bramble]

why not

[frigid seal]

Ur not committed righ

[opaque wraith]

and foudn 162$ lululemon

[digital bramble]

stop

i found that at upenn too

[frigid seal]

LMAO

[digital bramble]

litearlly like $70 shorts

[frigid seal]

SALAMI WITH LULUL

[digital bramble]

with the ugly logo on it

[frigid seal]

AJDJGKSMANSD

[quick sonnet]

penn merch expensive af 😔

[digital bramble]

HE WOULD EATTT IN LULU

[faint badger]

i love lulu shorts tho

[digital bramble]

it literally is

[quick sonnet]

no student discount

[faint badger]

the penn logo would kinda fuck em up tho

[frigid seal]

Yea cuz ur fuckign rich

[digital bramble]

BUT WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE

[digital bramble]

r u being seripus right neow

[quick sonnet]

yep