University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[civic cipher]

u from philly?

[upper zealot]

couldnt be me

[civic cipher]

10 is crazy

[upper zealot]

tf

[astral flicker]

bro for real #1, congrats man

[civic cipher]

bro a junior more active here than the seniors

[upper zealot]

feeder school or some shit

[upper zealot]

man i used to be active bc of funny ppl in #🏹-extracurriculars

[cerulean mountain]

yea

[upper zealot]

the ppl who spread misinformation

and who make up shit

and gaslight others about their ecs

funny ppl

[cerulean mountain]

we just highly ranked

competitve as hell

[upper zealot]

🤓

[civic cipher]

ah i got some ideas then

that philly be crazy

[astral flicker]

Yooo send the scattergrams (if using naviance)

[upper zealot]

dude is gonna doxx them

[civic cipher]

u got it my g

[ember bolt]

wait ur fr a junior?

[upper zealot]

no fucking shit what

😭

[ember bolt]

also i am screwed if i dont get in

[upper zealot]

why would i impersonate

[astral flicker]

The charts that show past GPA, SAT, and then also results

[upper zealot]

why

[civic cipher]

why

[ember bolt]

assumed u just didnt update ur role

[upper zealot]

stop copying

[civic cipher]

u mean that guy?

or me?

[upper zealot]

nah what lmao

my loml is penn

[civic cipher]

bro a twice stan

[prime nexus]

damn wtf how

[ember bolt]

so my irl is stupid asf and she has been telling everyone i got accepted

[upper zealot]

💀

[astral flicker]

you

[civic cipher]

bro has an irl gf?

[upper zealot]

how tf u get accepted that early

[cerulean mountain]

competitive ahh school

[prime nexus]

ours sends 5

[ember bolt]

just bcz i had said i got an interview

[civic cipher]

lol i can send ours later

[prime nexus]

we have like 16 cornell but we're in state

[astral flicker]

me like data

[civic cipher]

dang u gonna get it tho

[upper zealot]

wtf

[civic cipher]

wtf

[upper zealot]

16 cornell

[ember bolt]

no im edating someine from a2c

[upper zealot]

yall need him

[upper zealot]

bro what

[faint badger]

16?!?!?

[civic cipher]

😭

[upper zealot]

E DATING?!?!?!

AND U KNOW THEM IRL!??!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A2C LORE

[faint badger]

bro 16 ppl is half my senior class

[civic cipher]

have u seen Bronx or Stuy

lol

[upper zealot]

kekw

[upper zealot]

aint the bronx the slums bro

[prime nexus]

wait omg pyramids by my top g frankie ocean ❤️

[ember bolt]

WE MET ON A2C THEN FOUND OUT WE WENT OT THE SAME SCHOOL

[civic cipher]

stuy got like 400 applicants to cornell

[prime nexus]

wait whatttt my class is like 550

[ember bolt]

so now we’re dating

[astral flicker]

16 is probably the number of dealers in my schools' bathrooms

[civic cipher]

that's hilarious

im sorry

😭

[ember bolt]

i also made this whole thing up

[upper zealot]

@edan'sgf wya

[upper zealot]

oh ur not funny

[civic cipher]

lol

[prime nexus]

this is actually interesting

[upper zealot]

i hope u get rejected

[faint badger]

im literally driving rn lol i was so confused on how u knew

[prime nexus]

oh

[upper zealot]

👍

[civic cipher]

nah Bronx Sci

[prime nexus]

nvm its not

[ember bolt]

fuck yall 😭😭

[soft delta]

Is this penn state

[civic cipher]

bro textin and drivin

[upper zealot]

if u lie ur a bitch

[ember bolt]

i love myself a little bit of lying

[civic cipher]

yea

[soft delta]

Epic

[upper zealot]

🤓

[faint badger]

traffic

[civic cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/jyp-shy-shy-shy-gif-26659252

[astral flicker]

I wish I went to a magnet/private hs

[prime nexus]

do you also listen to tyler

[upper zealot]

💀 wheres the cops

[upper zealot]

nah too much pressure fr

[prime nexus]

i feel like ppl who listen to frank end up listening to tyler bc frank hasnt released on years 😭

[civic cipher]

frank is tuff

[ember bolt]

i convinced an irl of mine that miranda cosgrove was originally black but had the same condition that michael jackson had (vitiligo), so now shes pale and shit

[prime nexus]

i got the blonde vinyl 💯

[astral flicker]

The only pressure at my school is by the security guards during one of the weekly threats 💀

[faint badger]

a lil

[civic cipher]

W

[upper zealot]

ur a gaslighter

[civic cipher]

white ferrari

[ember bolt]

my man my man my man

[prime nexus]

frrrr

[ember bolt]

yeah its rly funny

[cerulean mountain]

do any of yall play violin

[civic cipher]

poolside convo

aboyt your summer last night

[astral flicker]

Does playing it consist of playing it well?

[prime nexus]

our board meeting had a bunch of parents fight over the current israeli-palestine conflict 💀

[ember bolt]

imma just gaslight everyone into thinking i go to penn but i just go to pitt instead

[astral flicker]

Because I think I know how to move the bow (right word?)

[prime nexus]

i do

[cerulean mountain]

like decently enough to be a top 10 ec

[cerulean mountain]

do u know who ray chen is

[prime nexus]

yes

[upper zealot]

yes

who doesnt

[prime nexus]

i also know him from 2set lmao

[ember bolt]

i used to play cello but i couldnt afford lessons anymore after middle school so i dropped it 😔

[prime nexus]

omg i also used to play cello

[cerulean mountain]

yall wanna see something lit

[prime nexus]

i quit cause my parents didnt like paying the rent for it lmao

[prime nexus]

sure

[ember bolt]

everytime someone has said this to me it has been d pics 😭😭

[civic cipher]

tf

who u talkin to

😭

[ember bolt]

weird ass white kids who are the mfs who say “WELL TO PLAY THE DEVILS ADVOCATE 🤓🤓”

[prime nexus]

nah thats just

yooooo

fire

[cerulean mountain]

💀💀

[strange ember]

yo guys

this thread officially hit 20k messages

what the phuck

[prime nexus]

we're too good

[ember bolt]

who is this

[soft delta]

OO PENN

[cerulean mountain]

nvm

[soft delta]

Is that tay keith

[prime nexus]

famous violonist

no way 😭

[cerulean mountain]

i was there for a recital

at curtis

and he was there

[prime nexus]

bro is from philly

[ember bolt]

im a little slow 😔

[soft delta]

He keeping his hands warm what a real guy

[civic cipher]

bro got that kirkland seaweed

[prime nexus]

wait dude r u playing val rn or is that just open

[cerulean mountain]

im playing rn

but its only immortal lobbies so i smurf

dont need to pay attention

[cerulean mountain]

YESSIRRRRRR

[civic cipher]

my eyes crazy

[prime nexus]

lmao wait whats your rank are u actually rad

[prime nexus]

holy shit

[soft delta]

Holy

[prime nexus]

wait thats actually insane

did you put that as an EC 💀

have you played with streamers/are you friends with any

[soft delta]

Yo whats best agent for solo queue

Besides smoke

[prime nexus]

boost me

[soft delta]

Fr

[cerulean mountain]

reyna if ur smurfing and just ranking up an account, skye if ur actually solo q trying to rank up

[soft delta]

Im mixing between iso, skye, raze, jett, kayo, soca

[astral flicker]

cypher 100%

[soft delta]

Im too dumb for cypher

[cerulean mountain]

yea i have most you know added

[astral flicker]

keep in mind my opinion is based on the beta of the game 💀

[soft delta]

I’ll try skye

[prime nexus]

holy shit youre actually insane

[cerulean mountain]

we not friends tho, its just that above a certain threshold everyone has everyone added

[soft delta]

Gotta tell korei u should be on cornell team 💀

[prime nexus]

upper echelon 😔

thats prob like

the coolest thing ive seen this month

[soft delta]

Fr

I never expcted to ser

That

[prime nexus]

a penn acceptance letter would be cooler tho 👀

[soft delta]

Whats ur crosshair cool

[cerulean mountain]

and heres the thing the difference between me and an immortal one is ~1200rr so even though radiant and immortal doesnt sound very far its the equivalent of the best iron vs the worst diamond

[astral flicker]

Penn should just accept us all smh

not that many in here

[prime nexus]

holy shitt

[soft delta]

I didnt even apply to penn

But im here rooting for yall

[astral flicker]

like less than 200 in this thread

[cerulean mountain]

💀

[soft delta]

I mean I could

But not worth it

My stats dont hit

[prime nexus]

whered you early then?

[soft delta]

Northwest

[prime nexus]

W

[cerulean mountain]

W

[strange ember]

E

[cerulean mountain]

A sports

[soft delta]

But I did consider here too

[prime nexus]

one of my friends ED there too

[cerulean mountain]

same

[soft delta]

Did they get in

Its so hard for our school

[prime nexus]

nah this year

[soft delta]

We dont have much appkying

[prime nexus]

hard for my schoo too

[soft delta]

Oh ok

[strange ember]

imagine EDing to northeastern but mistaking it as northwest

💀 💀

[soft delta]

O nah

[prime nexus]

my friend almost did the opposite

[strange ember]

nah i actually hate that school bro

[soft delta]

BRO I SAW SOMEONE PUT DREAM NORTHWESTERN ENDED UP AT NORTHEASTERN

[strange ember]

they are so fake

[soft delta]

💀💀💀💀

[prime nexus]

😭

[soft delta]

NGL if I end up in same scrnario

Im gonna cry

Gonna trasnfer asap outta neu

[prime nexus]

nah i believe in you

[cerulean mountain]

thats like dream upenn end up pennstate

[soft delta]

Please dont lemme derank to neu

[prime nexus]

nahhhh 😭

[soft delta]

Literally

[cerulean mountain]

derank??

[prime nexus]

bro i need that double promotion to penn

[cerulean mountain]

oh wait this isnt abt val anymore

[soft delta]

Shit idk im sspeaking val

[night mountain]

there's a girl who wanted to go to upenn went to penn state on scholarship

[soft delta]

💀

[strange ember]

wait did i just accidentally apply to penn state??

i think i did 😱

[soft delta]

Guys if I actually end up at neu would yall support

I dont think ai got a shot at western

[prime nexus]

yea ofc

i mean idk you

but yea

[soft delta]

Both Im applying cs

So I dont mind either

[prime nexus]

damnn

[soft delta]

But i do want western

[prime nexus]

cs is mad competitive

[soft delta]

Fr

[prime nexus]

case western 😨

[soft delta]

No

Not case

💀

Why are there 20k messages here damn

[cerulean mountain]

most active thread frrr

imagine i actually get in

[astral flicker]

100%

[cerulean mountain]

that would be lit

[astral flicker]

all just nervous teens anticipating if or not our ao had a nice cup of coffee

[lean quiver]

It’s ridiculous

[prime nexus]

cause social ivy 💯

what are penn frats like

[cerulean mountain]

most depressed ivy 💯

[prime nexus]

what are penn parties like

LMAO

YEA

[cerulean mountain]

highest unaliving rate university 💯

[strange ember]

yo

penn has the most hot girls

according to an online survey

💀

[cerulean mountain]

thats gonna be even more true once i get there

[prime nexus]

ong

[soft delta]

Brw guys

I live close to yale

So i got some info

[cerulean mountain]

was this funny or nah

[soft delta]

Also dont go to west haven that place is a shitshow 💀

[cerulean mountain]

i dont wanna go anywhere except upenn

[prime nexus]

yes

[cerulean mountain]

i want those huntsman dorms so bad

[prime nexus]

💀

[soft delta]

Frrrrr

[cerulean mountain]

the special treatment

[prime nexus]

yea i heard the area is kind of iffy

[cerulean mountain]

the high regard

[prime nexus]

but then again the area around a lot of top schools isnt great

[cerulean mountain]

that comes with being a huntsman man

[soft delta]

I just go to yale for school and then go shake shack

Its like directly across the park

[cerulean mountain]

yale is pretty good

[soft delta]

Ye

[cerulean mountain]

i'd settle for yale if upenn dont work out

😄

[soft delta]

Yesh

[prime nexus]

settle 💀

[soft delta]

Pull up to this nowhere staye

[prime nexus]

thats like at the harvard v yale games when the harvard fans call yale a safety school

[cerulean mountain]

yale is a safety tho

so is upenn its just huntsman im worried abt

alr bro jay kay

[ember bolt]

i wanna go to upenn, meet n*** sc**** and jump him

[cerulean mountain]

noah schnapp?

[prime nexus]

😭

brooo

i wonder what his stats were

[ember bolt]

yea 😔

[ember bolt]

1.0gpa 200 sat 500 unexcused absences but a bitch still graduated

[cerulean mountain]

noah boutta have opps if this kid gets in

[ember bolt]

😭😭😭

[cerulean mountain]

ayo legit question

out of like the 8k ppl that ed penn how many of them have like "a2c-level" stats?

and how many are just EDing bc they (incorrectly) believe itll raise their chances?

cuz imma be honest gang my app wasnt all that

[soft delta]

prob 4k a2c

[prime nexus]

WHAT

wait

whats considered a2c stats

[strange ember]

off the top of my head a third of the ppl here in this thread have a2c level stats

[soft delta]

idk prob high

[prime nexus]

where did you get that stat 😭

[astral flicker]

10+ sat and .1 gpa points above you

[strange ember]

talked with a bunch of ppl

[soft delta]

no clue just random number

[ember bolt]

oh genuine question does a guidence counselor letter of recommendation that talks ahout how our school does grade deflation does tht rly helps out and justify a low gpa

[soft delta]

yes

that's really nice of ur counselor

[upper zealot]

guys i have paper 1 tomorrow

u guys shoulda ll wish me gl

[ember bolt]

i just asked her to

[cerulean mountain]

your ap scores and ur sat/act "confirms" whatever grade you have

[prime nexus]

😭

[upper zealot]

if u wish me good luck and i get good mark u are getting into penn

[soft delta]

oh lmao

[upper zealot]

if u dont then im praying on ur downfall

[ember bolt]

my school doesnt have ap’s and im test optional!!

[prime nexus]

wait but yea whats considered an a2c stat

[cerulean mountain]

actually?

[ember bolt]

full time dual enrollment student here

[soft delta]

u dont need luck ur in already just keep ur grades up

[cerulean mountain]

10+ aps taken, 3.9+ UW, 1500+ sat

[upper zealot]

no im saying if u wish me good luck u are getting in

not me

im not applying yet

i need that manifestation for history rn

[prime nexus]

damn thats pretty good

[soft delta]

big luck to u bro

[cerulean mountain]

but ur higher than that arent u 😭

[astral flicker]

@prime nexus like i said, as a 1490 sat student 😭

[prime nexus]

what about ecs or awards or whatever

[prime nexus]

lol

yea

[upper zealot]

thank u eddie i hope u get into upenn whether accepted first or deferred and accepted first

[soft delta]

I'm below every single of that

[prime nexus]

but i feel like thats typically a standard

[upper zealot]

POV: 0 aps bc ur an ib student

[prime nexus]

after that its ECs and awards and essays

[upper zealot]

and u dont want to do lame ap

[hazy merlin]

Hi guys

[cerulean mountain]

bro on god im not tryna throw shade but you know how toxic this community can get sometimes

[prime nexus]

and reccs

[upper zealot]

outside of school

[soft delta]

I ain't applying to upenn cause these GPA farmers gonna take y spot

[hazy merlin]

Let’s not discuss ecs

This is wandering to chance me territory

[upper zealot]

🤓 lmfaooo

[prime nexus]

hi

[hazy merlin]

Please don’t do in the server ty

[cerulean mountain]

errrrm ackshually

[prime nexus]

thats so factual

[hazy merlin]

Y’all are upenn ‘28 trust

[cerulean mountain]

errm no. ackshually i would make the arguemnt

[upper zealot]

u first actually

[prime nexus]

i like your dog

[cerulean mountain]

that the discussion of ECs is NOT correlated with chance me 🤓

[hazy merlin]

😎 I’ll see you guys there fr

[hazy merlin]

Ty! His name is Cheerio

[prime nexus]

aww

[astral flicker]

😑

[cerulean mountain]

wait are u in upenn

[hazy merlin]

No 😭

[upper zealot]

@bold onyx how shall i manifest an acceptance to penn, do we get merch or what or do some ritual

[cerulean mountain]

thats an old woman dog

[upper zealot]

im planning on getting merch

[cerulean mountain]

if u know what im tryna say

[upper zealot]

im gonna be flexing that bad boy every day

[soft delta]

merch manifest

[upper zealot]

bro upenn sent email today about the fucking food they have there

its so yummy

[cerulean mountain]

dude idk if this is just me but if i get merch and i get rejected i

[hazy merlin]

NO

[cerulean mountain]

i would cry

[hazy merlin]

HES NOT

[cerulean mountain]

like actually sob

[upper zealot]

i wouldnt

[ember bolt]

yall im ngl i alr got accepted theough qb ive just been tryin to motivate yall

[soft delta]

upenn sends me too many emails

[upper zealot]

i will just get into upenn when i do mba

[hazy merlin]

Don’t get merch

[upper zealot]

pourquoi

[upper zealot]

get out of here

[cerulean mountain]

on god?

[prime nexus]

youre a meanie

[upper zealot]

u cant fumble twice bro

[soft delta]

bruh

[hazy merlin]

Bc

If you get merch

[cerulean mountain]

merch*

[hazy merlin]

And then get rejected

[cerulean mountain]

🤓

[hazy merlin]

You’ll be depressed

[upper zealot]

its fine i can still wear it

🤓

[ember bolt]

STOPPP WHY WONT YALL BELIEVE MY LIES 😭😭😭

[upper zealot]

im gonna wear it in the school that i end up in

[cerulean mountain]

isnt that what i just said.

[upper zealot]

once a quaker always a quaker

[ember bolt]

trust imma still wear that upenn sweatshirt when i get rejected

[cerulean mountain]

quacker

[upper zealot]

plagerism

[hazy merlin]

Mb I didn’t see

[upper zealot]

yapper

crapper

[ember bolt]

i wanna make an iron on shirt to wear when i open the decision

[cerulean mountain]

gg reported to upenn academic honestly regulator gl getting in buddy

[hazy merlin]

Quaker = quacker = 🦆

[hazy merlin]

I retract my statement

[upper zealot]

wtf is a honestly regulator

[cerulean mountain]

idk i just made it up

[hazy merlin]

Everyone but coolkidnocap is UPenn ‘28

[upper zealot]

nah he's upenn '27

but he took gap year

[ember bolt]

honestly penns mascot makes me feel so “AND I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANNNNNN”

[upper zealot]

so hes gonna come back soon

[ember bolt]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌎🏈🏈💵💵

[hazy merlin]

It reminds me of the cereal

[cerulean mountain]

ok

im sorry

[upper zealot]

oh this is everyone But him

[ember bolt]

lmfao not quaker oats

[upper zealot]

i thought u were annoucning it to everyone

[cerulean mountain]

sike aint nobody apologizing to u 🤣

anyways

[astral flicker]

🦅 🔫 🔫 📉 ?

[hazy merlin]

Yeah exactly

[hazy merlin]

Nah

No

[cerulean mountain]

what the

[upper zealot]

huh

what happne

[cerulean mountain]

what happened to my message

whered it go

it disappeared

[hazy merlin]

No chancemes

In the server

Do not ask for chnacemes

[cerulean mountain]

just like my hopes and dreams and aspirations when i get my rejection

[prime nexus]

😭

[cerulean mountain]

jk im just cheering u guys on i alr got in through qb

[prime nexus]

😐

same

[cerulean mountain]

brent

oh brent my best buddy

how i wish we both get in upenn

[bold onyx]

donate 8 million usd

[rotund drift]

ok

[prime nexus]

i wish you get in too bestie

[cerulean mountain]

guys what do yall think the impact of private equity is on job creation

[prime nexus]

is this like some econ type shit

[rotund drift]

💀

[rotund drift]

for composition class

[cerulean mountain]

not but i got 5 on both

[rotund drift]

nah but fr what do yall think

[prime nexus]

nerd

i hate macro its my least fav class

tied with comp gov

[rotund drift]

bruh why is micro harder than macro

[cerulean mountain]

idk its hard to say

private equity firms usually make sure to take a lot of control

over whatever company

so it can def streamline certain processes

and have wider standards

but in the end its always gonna be market demand that makes jobs

[cerulean mountain]

fr bro

the big ideas make sen

sense

not tryna do those little graphs

[rotund drift]

im already struggling with excise tax and consumer surplus graphs 💀

[prime nexus]

this is such nerdy behavior lowkey

[cerulean mountain]

bro thats the easy part

wait til to get to monopolies

thats where things really get tragic

[bold onyx]

what do u think the easiest way of cutting costs in a company is

[rotund drift]

removing workers

[cerulean mountain]

biggest expense for companies is always payroll so just fire ppl

[bold onyx]

and what do private equity firms want to do?

[cerulean mountain]

for example spotify removed 1/6 of all workers and saves almost 200 milly a year

[rotund drift]

w conclusion? Similarly, studies based on a direct operational analysis offer a detailed view of one company but might lack a broader context of macroeconomic influences. Looking ahead, the future of private equity and its relationship with job dynamics remains uncertain. To conclude this 2-sided argument, I would call for further research, specifically in exploring the impact of private equity on employment across diverse sectors, regions, and economic conditions.

[prime nexus]

howd you pass macro i actually suck at it

maybe its cause my teacher isnt great but

[cerulean mountain]

pass? bro i aced the class

[prime nexus]

built diff

[rotund drift]

bruh same i got a 100% on macro

currently struggling in micro tho

[cerulean mountain]

micro messed me up

but then again

last year when we were learning micro

i was gone for like two weeks

for a trip

so i had to self study everything

[upper zealot]

Kill employees

[rotund drift]

im not too worried of macroeconomics since next semester im also taking macroeconomics in my community college class 👍

[cerulean mountain]

that incurs fees associated with legal paperwork tho

😦

[cerulean mountain]

nice

[faint badger]

nah its 15+ aps, 4.0, 1600 duh

[rotund drift]

free class fr

[prime nexus]

its gg, community college for me

[cerulean mountain]

i have that but not everyone does

[opaque folio]

1literally hated that class

[rotund drift]

bro is cracked

[cerulean mountain]

6 aps, 5 5's. 1200, 27, 3.0 UW

[rotund drift]

thats insane

[opaque folio]

why not 16 5's if ur taking 16 aps 🙄

jk

[cerulean mountain]

my teacher was rly good

[opaque folio]

my teacher was good too

[cerulean mountain]

bro frick apush bro

[opaque folio]

but the class was terrible

wait

💀 you fr have those stats

okay nvm guys IM SCREWED

[faint badger]

except i have less 5s

[cerulean mountain]

tragic

new patek

[prime nexus]

kirk gives off superior energy

it must be the pfp

its too serious

[faint badger]

damn i try not to do that lol

i love classical art

[rotund drift]

bro he's had that pfp since i could remember

[prime nexus]

you ED'd to penn?

[faint badger]

yeah

[cerulean mountain]

i like classical music

[prime nexus]

wait is penn good for art

[rotund drift]

i did yeah

[prime nexus]

i heard cmu is good or smth

[faint badger]

im not an art major lol

[prime nexus]

my friend ED'd there for art

oh 💀

[faint badger]

im not actually good at painting i just like art history a bit

[prime nexus]

sameee i took apah

it was super fun

[cerulean mountain]

yknow guys i have come to the horrifying conclusion that there is no reason i deserve one of the fifty seats available at upenn

[faint badger]

school doesnt offer aps but i self studied about 12

[prime nexus]

there are more than 50 lol

wtf

[faint badger]

i might self study art history this yr

[prime nexus]

self studied 12??

[cerulean mountain]

its exactly 50 buddy

[faint badger]

ya

[prime nexus]

damnn

thats sm

[faint badger]

it kinda aligned w my classes

[cerulean mountain]

guys we on that imporvement curve and we sleeping at 11:00 exactly

i got 2 more min

[faint badger]

my sleep schedule is actuslly so good

i sleep by 1 max every night

usually 12-12:30

[cerulean mountain]

when u wake up

[faint badger]

like 7:30

[cerulean mountain]

not too shabby

[prime nexus]

i wake up at 6:30 😔

[cerulean mountain]

i wake up anytime bc my private school has a 1:2 teacher student ratio and we decide when to take class

[prime nexus]

wait

what

[faint badger]

valud

[ember bolt]

i cant imagine being an ap kid

[faint badger]

hes obv joking

[prime nexus]

wtf

oh

[cerulean mountain]

?

[prime nexus]

im dumb 💀

[cerulean mountain]

wdym

[faint badger]

aint no school allowing u to choose when u take a class

[ember bolt]

ap’s are for nerdsssss

[faint badger]

especially not a private school

[cerulean mountain]

i mean theyre tutors more than teachers so

[prime nexus]

fr ib is where its at 💯

[cerulean mountain]

alr bro u got me i

[faint badger]

lmfaoo

[cerulean mountain]

aii gn yall

[faint badger]

i cant wait for my decision

[prime nexus]

yall be lying sm i swear 😭

[cerulean mountain]

gl

[prime nexus]

gn man

[faint badger]

ive never lied on here

[cerulean mountain]

nighty night

mwah mwah

[ember bolt]

imma lie on here and say i was accepted lmfao

[faint badger]

i could but some ppl have my insta

[prime nexus]

you did before 💀

THATS WHAT I MEAN

you said you got in through qb lmao

[faint badger]

so they’d know if i was lying

[faint badger]

lmfaoooo

[tranquil dagger]

WTF

[ember bolt]

yall fr gave some ppl ur ig here?

[faint badger]

literally one person has it

[ember bolt]

im just a closeted nonbinary person so like my ig and stuff is all under my legal name and ion wanna get doxxed

but honestly if i get in we boutta have a big ass gc

[cerulean mountain]

huh

[faint badger]

ahhh thats valid

[cerulean mountain]

what bro

[ember bolt]

imma give everyone my ig if i get accepted

[prime nexus]

dude its not everyday you meet a rad

imma give everyone a kiss if i get accepted

[cerulean mountain]

it is for me 🤣🤣

[prime nexus]

🥲

[ember bolt]

imma send feet pics to my AO if i get accepted

[cerulean mountain]

reported to mods

[faint badger]

im buying @bold onyx whatever he wants if i get accepted

[prime nexus]

yoooooooo

[cerulean mountain]

im buying @bold onyx whatever he wants if i get accepted

[prime nexus]

buggati

[ember bolt]

😔

[upper zealot]

Ur actually cool

[cerulean mountain]

i feel like talking abt getting accepted or rejected just jinxed it

[prime nexus]

yea lmao

[upper zealot]

Yall gotta treat the other Penn kids good

[faint badger]

no its manifestation

[cerulean mountain]

ik bro

[prime nexus]

🙏

[cerulean mountain]

im just like that

[faint badger]

YES iz too

[prime nexus]

hes coolkidnocap 💯

[faint badger]

and kayak

[cerulean mountain]

coolkidnocap1*

[faint badger]

and dg

[prime nexus]

my fault gang

[cerulean mountain]

i’ll let it go

[prime nexus]

thx

carry me

[cerulean mountain]

just don’t ever let me catch you in my lobbies or else it finna turn tragic for u

[prime nexus]

bro thinks imma be anywhere close to rad lobbies

[cerulean mountain]

what’s ur peak

[prime nexus]

LMAO

g1 💀

im not all that

[upper zealot]

Ultra mega rare radiant

[prime nexus]

low elo

[cerulean mountain]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[prime nexus]

YO

STOPPPP

😭

[cerulean mountain]

💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[prime nexus]

"youre literally throwing"

[cerulean mountain]

ur selling bro

[prime nexus]

how you lose that 1v1 brother

[cerulean mountain]

bro is gold 1 💀💀💀💀

[prime nexus]

WQHY YOU MAKING FUN OF ME

😭

im gonna cry

[cerulean mountain]

bro rly said: AU

[prime nexus]

this is your fault

[cerulean mountain]

💀💀💀💀💀

bro woke up and found himself in bot lobbies

and couldn’t get out

[prime nexus]

🥲

[cerulean mountain]

nahhh u gotta quit the game atp

[prime nexus]

yo chat should i ban coolkidnocap1

[cerulean mountain]

move on to like tetris or sum

[prime nexus]

nah

[cerulean mountain]

it’s more your speed iykyk

[prime nexus]

this is just foul

im unreal in fort

[cerulean mountain]

same

but unreal isn’t real

[prime nexus]

i was joking and now i feel even worse about myself

[civic cipher]

kcech isn't that nice tho i heard in comparison to like lauder or smth

r u applyin huntsman tho?

[cerulean mountain]

yea

[civic cipher]

same

what language

my g

[cerulean mountain]

u first

[prime nexus]

yo what happened to your message

[civic cipher]

lmao bro i aint ur opp 😭

mines korean

[cerulean mountain]

but we are opps tho

[opaque folio]

bro a kid in my school is in junior year and just started her commonapp

💀

[cerulean mountain]

u the comp

[civic cipher]

coolkidnocap 😂

bro im a bum

dw about me

[tranquil dagger]

should be grinding ecs and awards 💀

[civic cipher]

worry about the other cracked ppl

here

[cerulean mountain]

why’d u ed then if u knew u had no chance

[prime nexus]

competitive vibes moment

[civic cipher]

like hawk

[opaque folio]

💀 im literally so like

[civic cipher]

cuz boost

[opaque folio]

shocked rn

[tranquil dagger]

ight bro u got usabo semi in 9th

[prime nexus]

yoooo

wait rlly

you did?

[tranquil dagger]

there is zero benefit bruh

[tranquil dagger]

im not all that

[prime nexus]

usabo is cool

[tranquil dagger]

blud got usabo and ssp

its over

[cerulean mountain]

omg i got usabo finalist in 10th

[prime nexus]

damnnn

thats nice

[cerulean mountain]

i did it for fun even tho i’m not doing anything stem related

[prime nexus]

wait i cant tell if yall are lying or not 😭

im so bad at this

[cerulean mountain]

also got number 36 in US and canada for waterloo chem exam

[tranquil dagger]

ik a guy who got usabo finalist and he put 1.5k hours in 10th and 11th (semi in 10th) (finalist in 11th)

[prime nexus]

now i can tell

[cerulean mountain]

i just did biochem for fun tho it’s not interesting

[tranquil dagger]

read campbell front and back 9 times

[civic cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

why is htis a flex zone

[prime nexus]

me after doing 1 pushup

[civic cipher]

fr

brent u chill

[prime nexus]

thanks 🫡

you too

[civic cipher]

preciate

u did ed penn?

[prime nexus]

imagine olys lmao

[civic cipher]

*u ed penn?

[prime nexus]

yea

[civic cipher]

nice

[prime nexus]

no olys or anything

[cerulean mountain]

#36 internationally 💪

[civic cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[prime nexus]

bro this guy was not capping

[civic cipher]

yea i pivoted away from olys

[civic cipher]

good stuff tho

[prime nexus]

youre cracked

insane

[civic cipher]

not reallyw aht i enjoyed

[prime nexus]

gg its over for me

[prime nexus]

thats fair

[civic cipher]

nah dw

for everyone like coolkid

[tranquil dagger]

nah radiant peak and this its over

[civic cipher]

u got others like me

[civic cipher]

ye

ion like bio

lol

[cerulean mountain]

@civic cipher ayo my bro my boy my gang my squad my jit

[civic cipher]

or stem other than math

[cerulean mountain]

how u doing man

[lost hound]

hello UPENN

[prime nexus]

hi

im crying

i cant tell if dudes being fr anymore or if hes actually flexing 😭

dudes not even a bio kid yet hes prob better than me a bio major

[civic cipher]

good stuff but respectfully a 167 amo index wouldn't make AMO

[tranquil dagger]

amo is insane

[cerulean mountain]

is made usjamo

[tranquil dagger]

i think most who do promys ross dont even usamo

[civic cipher]

?

[tranquil dagger]

its for 8-10

11-12 is usamo

[civic cipher]

yea i know

[cerulean mountain]

yea

[civic cipher]

what jmo is

[tranquil dagger]

junior math oly

same shit as amo but for 10th and below

[civic cipher]

ye

i have done comp math lul

[cerulean mountain]

oh wait can’t forget that i made the 8th math counts team 🥶

[prime nexus]

how yall do all that

i have like

[bold onyx]

thanks babe

[prime nexus]

ap scholar distinction 🥺

[bold onyx]

thanks dawg

[cerulean mountain]

OMG YAYYAYAYAYYYY

[cerulean mountain]

np schnawg

[prime nexus]

i think its time to sleep

gn

[calm pelican]

does being one of the few applicants from ur school increase ur chances at a college?

[cerulean mountain]

NO

[prime nexus]

i have been destroyed in val and in my small sliver of academic esteem

[gray pasture]

why would it

[calm pelican]

idk im j asking 😭

[cerulean mountain]

@calm pelican my good friend

[calm pelican]

😭

[cerulean mountain]

i can say with absolute certainty that it does NOT boost ur chances

[calm pelican]

im never asking a question again

[cerulean mountain]

good

now run along

[calm pelican]

thanks coolkidnocap 3/3

[cerulean mountain]

np gang

@prime nexus gn gang i’ll see u tmr

and dw abt it bro we just gotta count on the lottery system to get us in

bc my ECs are a major weakness

but either way life will eventually be on the up and up

[prime nexus]

bro you literally competed in international comps 💀

[calm pelican]

im gonna buy so many lottery tickets next year 💯

[cerulean mountain]

and got a ranked finish in two of them btw

[prime nexus]

im crying

gn

[calm pelican]

this guy

[cerulean mountain]

gn bby

[prime nexus]

cya

🥺

[cerulean mountain]

😞

wanna see my trophy before u go

[prime nexus]

sure

i have no self esteem anymore

[calm pelican]

brents gonna dream about it

[cerulean mountain]

actually wait i can’t u would no who i am

not tryna doxx myself to a goofy goober like @calm pelican

[cerulean mountain]

but full disclosure when i said my ECs are weak it’s bc i haven’t had a single internship

and haven’t done research

and don’t have any nonprofit work

so if u have a couple of those it could (very easily actually) make up for a slight difference in ap tests

[lost hound]

you dont need this

[prime nexus]

wait what

ap tests like

[lost hound]

you dont need this

[calm pelican]

i was just asking a question bro

[lost hound]

you probably dont need this

[prime nexus]

are only relevant in terms of the hs you went to lol

some schools dont offer more than like 5 APs

[cerulean mountain]

yea exactly

[prime nexus]

so in general

[cerulean mountain]

so brent how much does ur school offer

[calm pelican]

im gonna have nightmares tn

[prime nexus]

it doesnt rlly make up for anything

[prime nexus]

uhhh idek

[cerulean mountain]

don’t do it again lil bro not on my turf

[lost hound]

my school has so many opportunities it kinda fucks with me bc the bar is super high

[calm pelican]

me too

[lost hound]

liek did i push myself hard enough? i like how much i pushed myself

[calm pelican]

actual jumpscare

[cerulean mountain]

or like what’s the “norm”

[lost hound]

but idk if they will

my school has almost every AP

[prime nexus]

prob like 6

[lost hound]

and ive taken 5 by the time of college apps

[calm pelican]

LET ME LIIIVE

[cerulean mountain]

then you’ll be very competitive taking 7-8

bc colleges will care abt ur school environment

[calm pelican]

my school environment is toxic

[lost hound]

idt an extra ap or two makes any difference

mine too

[cerulean mountain]

that’s a little low by ivy standards esp if ur school lets u take all of them

[prime nexus]

yea same

[lost hound]

idt you know ivy standards 😭

[prime nexus]

yea im leaving now im starting to feel more insecure

[calm pelican]

bro there was a guy last year who stole my computer to log into my portal for my GRADES

[cerulean mountain]

i been on the common data sets jazzy

not only do i know them i know them down to 4 significant figures

[calm pelican]

😭

[lost hound]

ur weird as hell for that

im also in 4 rn so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[cerulean mountain]

if ur taking 5 aps and a big group of ppl from ur school have taken 12 then im sorry but ur at a disadvantage

[lost hound]

ok but what if theyre robots with no personality

or not in any clubs

[cerulean mountain]

i have personality

[prime nexus]

this is such a bot and hypertoxic conversation

[cerulean mountain]

i’m in clubs

[lost hound]

im not talking about u

[prime nexus]

yo

[lost hound]

?

[prime nexus]

yea fr lmao

dude chill out

[lost hound]

i do not care what you take

[prime nexus]

youre not that guy 😭

[lost hound]

i dont think ivy standards are being a snotty lil shithead either so dont act that way in your essays please 😭

[cerulean mountain]

i’m not saying u do but u said i don’t know ivy standards when i tried to give u an honest response

[lost hound]

i know so many people like you it does not faze me anymore

you dont

[prime nexus]

LMFAOAO

[lost hound]

ivies know ivy standards

bro like legit half my school acts like you 😭

[prime nexus]

rippp

based on your nickname you REAd to pton?

[lost hound]

i didnt i should have

LMFAO

i EA'd uchicago + 2 other schools

i hate how princetons restrictive

i just cant get rejected to princeton and wait for all my other colleges in march

i wanted some extra piece of mind

and uchicago is like my 2nd choice anyway

[prime nexus]

uchicago is so prettyyy

i wanted to EA but like the prompts were so strange and i didnt know where to start

also i heard like its mad hard there

[civic cipher]

@cerulean mountain is trolling lol

let them do whatever they want

[cerulean mountain]

what

oh and mandarin btw

french was the other option but i’m not good

gn all

[cerulean mountain]

don’t bring that level of emotional intelligence to ur interview and you’ll get in uchicago no problem 🙏

do some square breathing it can help

[lost hound]

LMFAO thats like one of their main things

and yeah its a very hard school

supposedly

quarters dont help that either

[tender kiln]

really a 167 makes usajmo these days?

[lost hound]

lets gooo im getting into one of my dream schools!!

[prime nexus]

Frr

[tender kiln]

i remember i think i had a 179.5 a couple years and didnt make usamo

[strange ember]

yo spill ur cracked international award what

what did u win 😍

[prime nexus]

Not sure if this is the optimal play

[cerulean mountain]

i gotchu bro any day

visit booth sometime

[lost hound]

nahh 💀

[cerulean mountain]

what

[lost hound]

i mean i might but

im not doing anything like that

[cerulean mountain]

🥰😍❤️🤗

[strange ember]

o

usabo camp?

im also camp, just at a different olympiad 🙂

[civic cipher]

nah

180 was te lowest

recently

[cerulean mountain]

chem?

[tender kiln]

yeah that sounds abt right

still hella low though

[civic cipher]

and that was hella low

yea

[tender kiln]

compared to when i was a freshman

[civic cipher]

AIME II

was like hella hard

or smth

[civic cipher]

yea

they been goin through a paradigm shift with everything

[cerulean mountain]

chem or nah

[civic cipher]

lmao

[tender kiln]

💀

i think i got a 6 every single yr

[civic cipher]

did u ever do USACO?

[tender kiln]

except senior yr i didnt take it because i was sick and it didn’t matter at that point

[strange ember]

no chem sucks

[tender kiln]

nah

[civic cipher]

ah i just saw cs

lol

and guessed

[civic cipher]

earth sci?

or physics?

[strange ember]

not earth sci

[cerulean mountain]

frick u

[civic cipher]

physics it is

[tender kiln]

my awards were mid

only cool/rare award i had was perfesct score on ap cs a

and idek if that counts as an award

[lost hound]

WOAH

[cerulean mountain]

do u know the kid that made both chem and physics

[civic cipher]

ye

[cerulean mountain]

he’s pretty cool

[civic cipher]

do u think ur essays carried?

[tender kiln]

no i had very strong academics and ecs

[lost hound]

my awards rn are like a bunch of choir things, two semi competitive scholarship programs, then hispanic recognition award, apscholar w/ distinction

[tender kiln]

but my awards were just like nothing special

[civic cipher]

ah gotchu

[strange ember]

how strong were ur ecs?

[prime nexus]

Did you ED to Penn

[tender kiln]

perfect on cs a, 4xaime, 4xpvsa gold, some other shit

[tender kiln]

no

[lost hound]

bro what do those letters mean

LMFAO

OH

4X AIME

[prime nexus]

Wait that’s not basic 💀💀

[lost hound]

💀

[tender kiln]

id say probably comparable/stronger than anyone here tbh

wait lemme drop yhem

[prime nexus]

Clutch

[strange ember]

can i know more 🥹

[cerulean mountain]

drop them

[strange ember]

fr drop them like its hot

[tender kiln]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8591qV5/

[cerulean mountain]

let’s go band for band except it’s EC for EC

[tender kiln]

this me

[strange ember]

nah deadass

[civic cipher]

limmy 😭

[tender kiln]

and he didnt even include my main robotics ec lol

[lost hound]

NO WAY YOU WERE IN ONE OF HIS LMFAOO

[strange ember]

thers no way

what other universiites did u get in