University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[desert coral]

He goes to parties

[burnt gust]

his vibe is clash royale with waaaaaves

and me

and beast

[opal silo]

true but emre isnt on as much as i am now

ive surpassed him

[burnt gust]

he does????

[desert coral]

Ok you don’t need to go to frats to fit in at all

[desert coral]

I think so

[opal silo]

i dont wanna lool

[desert coral]

It’s just that NSO is before real semester starts

So no clubs or classes started

[burnt gust]

o

[desert coral]

So all there is is parties

It’s lame

[opal silo]

are you starting a club?

[burnt gust]

@opal silo honestly is chicago any better if im gonna be sharing a college w EJC and electricity

💀

[desert coral]

This is so awkward

[burnt gust]

BRUH

u gotta step in bro

[opal silo]

you will not be sharing w/ them, only at MOST two will make it if even that

[tacit ice]

wtf type of question is that 😭

[burnt gust]

nah triple admit season is in order

[opal silo]

i expect easily no one to make it to chicago ED and possibly 1

[desert coral]

Delete cuz nsfw kinda

[desert coral]

EXACTLY THIS IS SO AWKWARD

[opal silo]

@burnt gust 60% none, 30% one, 9% two, 1% three

[desert coral]

AHHHHHH

[burnt gust]

60% 💀

thats not good

[opal silo]

nah im just making shit up

but still

[tacit ice]

thank you for reaffirming that penn is prob not where i might want to go lmaoo

[opal silo]

dont be worried about them making there

didnt even think EJC was a chicago typa dude

[opal silo]

bro thats is so wild

[desert coral]

No these two are close

[opal silo]

who says shit like that

[desert coral]

He just has a crush on her

[opal silo]

nah bro is cheating so hard

upenn is wild

time to find a new dream school

[desert coral]

This is so weird

[burnt gust]

nah she needs to drop him

[tacit ice]

lmaoo reminds me of these two people i met at yale

[burnt gust]

why tf does she like him anyway

[opal silo]

@burnt gust got room at chicago? 😉

[burnt gust]

istg people have horrible tastes

[opal silo]

jk i would never go there 🤮

[burnt gust]

my taste is furry asian squash players

[desert coral]

Because they’re both into environmental activism stuff I think

[opal silo]

okay fuck you

[burnt gust]

💀

[desert coral]

Idk

They did a program together

[opal silo]

i feel like bro is saying that to get something out of it

[burnt gust]

by that logic am i just gonna go around crushing on math girls for no other reason

[opal silo]

is he actually into that

💀

[desert coral]

No they both went to a week long environmental program

And met there

[burnt gust]

1 week???

hoooooly shit

[desert coral]

Maybe a little shorter

[tacit ice]

gonna find myself a history loving lass

[opal silo]

a "lass" 💀

this guy is dedicated to the history bit

[burnt gust]

history major slang

ya

[opal silo]

brh

[burnt gust]

hes gonna marry at 18 too

[opal silo]

a two person tent???

[burnt gust]

💯

[desert coral]

I guess

[tacit ice]

i am 18 💀

[burnt gust]

EXCUSE ME DOESNT HAVE A HE GF

[opal silo]

QUE

[burnt gust]

old

[desert coral]

I’m so hungry

[burnt gust]

im 16

[opal silo]

get meat

[desert coral]

Uh

[opal silo]

stick it to ur roomate for showing up wasted

[tacit ice]

ewww minor

[burnt gust]

@desert coral thuis is the one day of the year u should go get fancy food

[desert coral]

I am also tired so I might sleep it off

[burnt gust]

take hella insta pictures too

[tacit ice]

lmaooo the vegan hate 😭

[desert coral]

I have no money

[opal silo]

nah its not good to sleep on an empty stomach

[burnt gust]

stick it to her anyway

[opal silo]

is there food at the party

[desert coral]

It’s not good to eat right before bed either

[burnt gust]

pickpocket her wallet

[opal silo]

oh i always do that

must be why i feel so shit all the time

whoopsies

[burnt gust]

i dont eat right before bed and i still feel like shit all the time

[desert coral]

Worse sleep quality and u gain weight

[burnt gust]

null hypothesis failed to reject

[opal silo]

oh sleep quality i can get

[burnt gust]

fr

[opal silo]

i never seem to gain weight no matter what i do

[burnt gust]

its the quantity im missing

😂

[desert coral]

Cuz ur active

[opal silo]

@burnt gust "skinny squash player" 💀

[opal silo]

im like underweight

[desert coral]

Everybody’s body is different

[opal silo]

i should be gaining weight now

i play squash like once a weak

week

[burnt gust]

im overweight technically

[opal silo]

its college app season 💀

[desert coral]

Can you explain squash to me

[burnt gust]

im not actually

but compared to height weight is a higher percentile by ike 20

[opal silo]

you squash things with your rich person rackets

squish squash

[desert coral]

Oh so you are very rich?

[burnt gust]

you hit a ball infused with rich privilege onto a gated community court

[tacit ice]

isnt it like tennis but with a wall

[opal silo]

no lmfao

im middle class

[opal silo]

....

if someone tells me that again im gonna lose it

[tacit ice]

idk ive only ever seen my parents play it once years ago 😭

[opal silo]

💀

[plucky locust]

penn party on yacht tonight

before it got shut

[desert coral]

I will never go to a party again

[hybrid skiff]

I think another way you could look at this is she spent her whole life devoted to one thing and she finally gets security that she can do that one thing that she loves and poured her blood, sweat, and tears into while still being able to make a living at a great school

In a way it’s the same if a kid gets into an Ivy and flexes it bc they likely worked super hard and they’re entitled to whatever

[burnt gust]

yeah but i wouldn't flex an ivy acceptance or like someone who does

for any reason

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah ofc I wouldn’t either

But I understand why people might

[burnt gust]

yeah

imo idk why they combine sports with academics anyway

taking the same classes and all that cause they r two diff types of people

[hybrid skiff]

Bc sports aren’t always a viable career for everyone

Or a lasting one

Plus $$$ for schools

[burnt gust]

😃

[burnt gust]

yeah i mean

what if we had solely athletic schools

there are plenty of students that are strong in both and so theyd all be going to the same school

upheld to the same standards and schedules

(cause ive heard student athlete workload is very hard)

[hybrid skiff]

Then a lot of schools miss out on $$$

[burnt gust]

smh

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah it can be

[burnt gust]

they dont even pay college athletes 💀

[hybrid skiff]

They’re money machines

[hybrid skiff]

They don’t but they get an education !

[burnt gust]

wait

do they get a scholarship

[hybrid skiff]

Not always

[burnt gust]

[burnt gust]

oh

thats a scam man

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah I mean you get to do what you love (hopefully)!

[opal silo]

personally tho being an athlete in college isnt the best if ur goal is getting into college through athletics

like if ur a d1 football recruit for example shooting for the nfl sure but ik a lot of people in our area that just play squash solely to get into an ivy

and then when they get there they have to train their asses off and their grades suffer

so like idk the point

[burnt gust]

like u and ur brother???

oh

[opal silo]

hes not smart enough to get into an ivy w/o squash /j

honestly i think i underestimated him

he might be smarter than me and better than me at squash

guess being a tiger brother worked

[opal silo]

yeah thats true I totally see that, I just wish she'd tone it down a bit, like its been 12 days of school and shes worn it like at least 10/12 days 😭

[burnt gust]

no way hes smarter than u??

cause my brother idk

[opal silo]

desafortunadamente

[burnt gust]

hes becoming a hard worker earlier than i did

so thatll give him a huge advantage

[opal silo]

hes already prepping for the 5th grade advancement test (i told my mom to sign him up for that cuz i deadass failed that test and he needs to get double advanced unlike me)

and he actually likes it for some reason

maybe he'll be a math major like you 🤮

[burnt gust]

WWWWW

[opal silo]

yucky

@burnt gust yk actually 60%+ of the upenn squash team goes to wharton i think

shoulda started squash earlier /j 😩

[burnt gust]

💀

[hybrid skiff]

Just ignore atp ig

[burnt gust]

ok also i might be biased

cause the only memory i have of her is when ppl tried to set her up with one of my like 3 best friends and when she saw him she was like "ew thats him?"

shed fit in atcolumbia

[opal silo]

BRO LOOL

NO WAY SHED PULL THAT GUY

out of her league fr

[burnt gust]

hes the goat

[opal silo]

hes my slime fr

[quick sonnet]

o7 frats suck

they have some cool people but also a lot of slimey predators

[burnt osprey]

Damn that’s horrible

Never partying 🤞

I’ve been lying in bed for two hours debating where to get breakfast

[quick sonnet]

i've heard like house concerts and stuff is p cool but places like SAE is a no go

[burnt osprey]

And also scared of running into my suite mates family members moving them in

[quick sonnet]

oh god

where r u housed rn

[burnt osprey]

I hate how unhealthy everything on campus is

Greggy

1925

Not horrible so far

[quick sonnet]

ooo greggy

[low flame]

bruh

[quick sonnet]

r u on dining plan rn

[low flame]

Just say hello

[burnt osprey]

Sadly

My doctors note didn’t get me out of it

[burnt osprey]

I look homeless rn

[low flame]

lmao they probably want to meet their child’s suit mate

[burnt osprey]

Eh maybe maybe

[quick sonnet]

hmmm if mclleland (idk how to spell it) is open

[burnt osprey]

Embarassing but I’ve never been to mclelland

[quick sonnet]

it's like decent

[burnt osprey]

My roommate last year would always go but I could never find the time to

I also wanna check out hillel

Is Kcech open NSO weekends..

[quick sonnet]

oh yeah hillel and mclelland border on actual human food vs commons and hill

i'd hope so if ppl moved in lol

wh

heh

imagine

being on a dining plan

[burnt osprey]

Sucks so bad

Are there even healthy food spots near campus or am I just gonna have a freshman 15 round 2

[quick sonnet]

get that underclassmen 30 going

[burnt osprey]

I broke Penn mobile

These CS kids stupid as fuck

[quick sonnet]

i stg there's nothing for healthy stuff except for salads that give like a 20% chance of food poisoning

[burnt osprey]

Literally

[quick sonnet]

heh penn labs

[burnt osprey]

I was hospitalized last year

I wasn’t even eating hill/commons like that

[quick sonnet]

holy

get penn to pay ur med bills

u should start documenting ur food from penn

[burnt osprey]

That reminds me I need to gaslight Penn into thinking my insurance covers Philly somehow

[burnt osprey]

Maybe

Now that I live on the other side of the tampons tho I’m feeling like eating out ngl..

[quick sonnet]

fair there's some ok places around

meal prepping with stuff from aldi is supreme

[burnt osprey]

Dude I gotta get on the meal prep grind

I live right next to the communal kitchen it’s fate

[quick sonnet]

time to hog it on the weekends

ig u can do quaker kitchen when it opens

[burnt osprey]

Chrue

[desert coral]

It says open

[zenith oasis]

What’s a ‘special hour’

[hybrid skiff]

Idk if you care but I think your name is at the top

I’m just going to delete it in case sorry if you don’t care kyak 😭

[desert coral]

Missing out

[burnt osprey]

Oh tysm I missed it

[true cliff]

i really pray i get a single gosh

suite dorm idc

but living solo would be so fun

urs was massive

[fringe surge]

why so quiet

[desert coral]

Classes started

So Penn students are busy 😎

[upper zealot]

Lmao

[burnt osprey]

Holy

Sea of freshmen

[zenith oasis]

Why everyone look so nerdy😭

[burnt osprey]

Freshmen

Tbf I’m dressed kinda unswag

[frigid seal]

Bro it's an ivy

All nerds

[burnt osprey]

Some dorm improvements

[zenith oasis]

The flowers😭🙏

Where’d you get them

[burnt osprey]

Michaels asf

Some were on clearance 🤩

[zenith oasis]

Fit reveal👀

[zenith oasis]

Looks like a Russian philosopher’s room in the late 1800s

[burnt osprey]

Daily Pennsylvanian sweatshirt and some sweatpants lol

[upper zealot]

She’s like “u seriously rn bish”

[upper zealot]

Harvard guy

Fit*

[burnt osprey]

looks eerily like a girl i had a situationship w

[zenith oasis]

It’s giving tired sophomore

[opaque folio]

imagine she was once in a2c and got on just to delete it only to see this

[bold onyx]

nah a lot of people here are surprisingly dumb like me

but then u also run into the super smart kids who do crazy ecs and shit

[zenith oasis]

Do y’all randomly talk about your ECs?😂

[burnt osprey]

i mean

itll come up casually

"what'd you do over the summer?"

"what're your plans for the weekend?"

[burnt gust]

"research"

😭

[burnt osprey]

thats fairly common here tbf

i did research over the summer

[burnt gust]

oh

[opal silo]

Over the summer I robbed ten banks is that better

[upper zealot]

i robbed 100

i think ur kinda slacking

[opal silo]

Quality over quantity tho

I have 10m plus I hope Wharton thinks that’s impressive

I did get a nice 7m heist once so hopefully that can be my spike

[zenith oasis]

Wharton is pretty much famous for raising finance criminals

[frigid seal]

Average humble bragging ivy league nerd

[twin trail]

yikes

[upper zealot]

I got couple of 3 digit millions heist as well as 1-2 digits too

[burnt gust]

what about stanford and its scammers 💀

first elizabeth holmes and now the president guy

[zenith oasis]

I would spend my entire life hating on that one freshman 💀

[burnt gust]

LMFAO

[burnt osprey]

I’m bored if any of you Penn 27ers wanna hang out nows ur chance

[upper zealot]

@desert coral @upper zealot

[sudden hemlock]

i wanna go to penn but this extremely annoying and bitchy girl from my school is going there next year and i dont know if i can handle her for 4 more years

[desert coral]

Busy

[sudden hemlock]

yeah ig so

honestly really hope that the place i go has nobody else from my school going

cant stand like 3/4 of my grade

[upper zealot]

Bro thinks that they will be talking to them 24/7

[sudden hemlock]

i just hate seeing them fr

[upper zealot]

It’s a huge campus bro

Unless y’all gonna have same class or majoring same shit

[sudden hemlock]

yeah ig we good

[zenith oasis]

THIS IS ME WITH STANFORD AND DARTMOUTH💀

[bold onyx]

yes actually

[bold onyx]

this school is massive dawg u will not be running into her

[sudden hemlock]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELL YEAH

[copper notch]

how do u know shes going there next yr

[sudden hemlock]

UPenn offered her admission for gymnastics

[copper notch]

woah

.

[vital cradle]

class is hard. I sleep early but i still fall asleep. Writing seminar class is stacked with demons and my chinese class is also

[copper notch]

penn's too big to focus on others

[vital cradle]

shit is painful.

[copper notch]

woah im sorry

you'll get the hang of it hopefully

[sudden hemlock]

Once she's going to the same school as me rn will my penn admission chances go down or up

[copper notch]

i mean

theres no quota for school acceptances

[sudden hemlock]

will it affect even?

yeah ig

[upper zealot]

gl

[copper notch]

the dark side of going to an ivy 😔

[vital cradle]

I think almost every knows they belong there but everyone in ur class is so good at what they do.

[sudden hemlock]

fr

[vital cradle]

Pre-orientation was fun tho

[copper notch]

nice!

[burnt gust]

honestly for me it's never been about belonging it's about being able to rise

if i believe that i can succeed in a place where coming in i'm worse than 80% of the kids (like caltech) then

it'll work out

🙏

[copper notch]

u got this just focus on urself. college is a marathon not a sprint.

[copper notch]

yeah its abt the mindset def

[vital cradle]

its definetly a different setting and I feel you. I think you have to accept that rising is unbelievably difficult at schools like penn. Totally diff from my HS

[burnt gust]

yeah it takes effort

but if ur willing to put it in that's all u need

[copper notch]

bc rising is hard when everyone else is competitive?

[burnt gust]

esp at a school with all sorts of resources

[copper notch]

and u dont know where to begin

[burnt gust]

it's not like i'm saying any hs is like acceptable for example

[copper notch]

😔

[vital cradle]

ya

also regret not trying on my APs senior year. I really could've used them to skip some classes

[copper notch]

no use focusing on what happened then tho. you can take a placement test right? pro tip: just focus on urself and ur goals. its hard to not compare urself to others but everyone comes from a different background

[opal silo]

"im muting discord, i have to focus" 🤓

[burnt gust]

?????

bro?

i've barely used it this afternoon

[vital cradle]

ya ofc. Im not proficient enough cuz I stopped trying 2nd half of senior year

[burnt osprey]

@desert coral were you test optional

i think u were

pm me u could be in an article

if u want

[upper zealot]

ooh

[rotund drift]

just bought a upenn wharton merch

[upper zealot]

show

[rotund drift]

bought it off pandabuy 😂

[upper zealot]

ooh

thats not bad

wh it looks like that tho

like th shape

lets see if temu got upenn merch

[bold onyx]

fr lmao

[bold onyx]

crazy bruh

just get in and get free merch

ez

[bold onyx]

so real

[upper zealot]

really?

what merch yall get

[bold onyx]

everyone here is so fucking cracked bro its aids

[upper zealot]

hoodies?

[upper zealot]

prob ICDC 5 times champion

[bold onyx]

not hoodies yet its too hot out for that

[rotund drift]

i want to flex it at school

[upper zealot]

oh shit u do get it near colder seasons?

[bold onyx]

ive gotten like 5 free tshirts and a bucket hat

[upper zealot]

i wanna wear it at home

or at library

[upper zealot]

ah i c

[bold onyx]

there was more but i missed out on it

[upper zealot]

i dont want to wear it as school

cause ik ppl gonna hate or shit

[bold onyx]

yea, more quarter zips later, but ion know abt hoodies

[rotund drift]

ppl at my school treating harvard like a clothing brand

[bold onyx]

the clubs have cool merch too

like witg merch is pretty fire

[upper zealot]

w

[upper zealot]

lmfaooo

[burnt osprey]

Club merch > Penn merch I’m ngl

Like this sweatshirt ratios any of the free normal merch I got

[bold onyx]

im gonna skydive without the backpack

i have so much fucking homework AND CLASSES HAVENT EVEN STARTED

[upper zealot]

Wowwww

[desert coral]

I think I have 0

[bold onyx]

😐

[burnt osprey]

Twin

None of my classes have work so far lol

God bless

[rotund drift]

what homework

[desert coral]

I feel like they do and I don’t know it

But there’s nothing in the to do list

[burnt gust]

omg newspaper

i wanna do that so badly

ever since the tour guide for brown

[bold onyx]

econ and math

my math class started before it even started

[desert coral]

True my close friend is taking both

And has a crap ton of work

He’s in PPE

He said he also has a crap ton for his philosophy classes

[desert coral]

Is letting all of penn know I’m test optional a good thing 😭

[desert coral]

One more girl from my school is going here and I haven’t seen her once

[desert coral]

🤭 I love my classes

[desert coral]

Is it cringe for me to wear my pfp backpack to classes

[plucky locust]

I saw @bold onyx today

[plucky locust]

no

absolutely no one cares

[burnt osprey]

Wtf not the whartonites scheming

Also guise I signed up to be a tour guide

[bold onyx]

i did too

i heard it was paid and i signed up

[bold onyx]

😼😼😼

[burnt osprey]

Inb4 Wharton application rate tanks

[bold onyx]

u dont even apply to it i thought

[burnt osprey]

Wdym

[faint badger]

i think he means to be a guide

[burnt osprey]

Ohhhh

[bold onyx]

like i thought u just sign up to be a guide

[burnt osprey]

No there’s an application process

They told me they’re looking for sophomores lol

[bold onyx]

bruh

[burnt osprey]

I saw the sign up sheet full of 2027 😭 y’all have been here for a WEEK

[bold onyx]

and?

i know more than you kayak

i am a knower

[burnt osprey]

we touring like 3 buildings

[burnt osprey]

Find me rn

[bold onyx]

nah im in my room abt to study

[burnt osprey]

Pussy

[opal silo]

time to visit upenn for an a2c certified tour 💀

[desert coral]

I still have 0 work

No work until September 1

[bold onyx]

bruh how

everyone ik has hella work

[burnt osprey]

I don’t have any either and I’m taking all stem rn

It’s been nonstop girls nights lately

[desert coral]

Same!!

[bold onyx]

kayak what cis r u taking

[desert coral]

I took good classes

[desert coral]

I’ll tour u and we can be besties

Fangs is gonna be my bestie when he moves in just so you guys know

Unfortunately fangs is going to need to learn to sleep at night

[copper notch]

bro is trying to avoid everyone on discord

[bold onyx]

missing most

thats like half my hw

might add a cs class too which would be like + 10 hrs/wk

[burnt osprey]

Bro is in war

Mfw

Y’all stop by VSA’s table even if ur not viet

[copper notch]

O.O u r booked

[rotund drift]

bro is so neat and tidy

[burnt gust]

bro yall use canvas

my cc uses it and i was like "please god i hope when i go to college i get better tech"

[bold onyx]

and im grinding for club applications

im learning valuations

@frank dragon is lowkey carrying my career tho

he gave me all the resources for what i need to learn lol

[bold onyx]

its canvas

so just shows assignments teachers have posted

[rotund drift]

o

[opaque folio]

what app is this

dont want to be dumb if its just a college app but

the organization is gorgeous

oh nvm canvas 😭

[tacit ice]

guys my schools bell schedule just released

why does school start at 7 and end at 4

[bold onyx]

wtf lol

my high school was 7:25-2:00

[tacit ice]

yeah last year it was 8-2

[bold onyx]

waking up for class at 9:30 is such a nice feeling

i dont feel like im fighting for my life every day

[burnt gust]

😐

is it really though.

[opaque folio]

not that overblown

but its pretty

[burnt gust]

im scarred.

from that one time i just forgot to do anything ofr linear for like a week

[fringe surge]

what is this guy on

[burnt osprey]

Tbh I don’t think Penn is the saddest but like it isn’t the happiest either

Like

Plenty of people are miserable here

But ngl it gets better

I don’t think I’ve been this happy before

[opal silo]

how is brown simultaneously the 10th saddest and 10th happiest

are there like 20-21 colleges in the US

bro put no effort into that tiktok at all 💀

[burnt osprey]

Just peeped that lmao

[opal silo]

if i get into UPenn ED I will be there for the squash nationals in march ✊

obviously not for myself cuz i suck, prolly for my brother

[opal silo]

Im doing good so far, 1:38 and staying strong, will probably last until 2:30 today B)

[zenith oasis]

Bruhh💀

[opal silo]

hm these flashcards are taking longer than i thought

lets say 3

[zenith oasis]

How do you function properly

[burnt osprey]

Which

[bold onyx]

witg pevc wufc maybe a couple consulting ones like grc and math mates for fun

[burnt osprey]

Bruh saying these acronyms like I know them

Join the dp

[copper notch]

that looks manageable

[desert coral]

It’s all due in forever and half of it isn’t real work

First one is for completion, second one is putting your name on a doc, and Idek what the third and fourth ones are cuz that’s for lab lecture that I didn’t have yet

[bold onyx]

wharton investment trading group, private equity venture capital, wharton undergrad finance club, global research consulting

how do u not know these smh

[burnt osprey]

Mid upon mid

[bold onyx]

kayak im gonna make a cooking club

[opal silo]

Most original club idea

[faint badger]

theres no cooking clubs smh

[burnt osprey]

Isn’t there already a few

I assumed Penn apetit was one

[bold onyx]

its a magazine that reviews food im p sure

[burnt osprey]

Oh dam

Lmk when your club meets I’ll pu

Stepped on the compass now I’m gonna fail my midterms

[plucky locust]

the way i told u ab all of these

[bold onyx]

i was joking im not putting in the effort to start a club 😭

[bold onyx]

thats why im the #1 joseph fan

[faint badger]

there needs to b one

[burnt gust]

FBLA

[faint badger]

i love cooking and the only one is penn bites for asia but it shouldnt b j asian food LOL

[burnt osprey]

Stop empowering him!!

[burnt osprey]

You sick

Met dg again orz

[desert coral]

I did fbla 😡

Besides I’ve seen your ankle, I can doxx you shambles

[opal silo]

hahah

[hazy reef]

[frigid seal]

mine is 8-3:45

[desert coral]

We were 7:20-2:30

[desert coral]

I wake up at 9:30 and feel like I’m fighting for my life

[bold onyx]

nah 9:30 isnt that bad

its a struggle but not as bad as 6:30 in high school

[desert coral]

I want to sleep forever

[grizzled aspen]

mines 8:30 - 3:17

couple years ago it was 7:50 - 2:37

[opaque pilot]

my hs hours are 9:30 to 4:18

[rotund drift]

mines 8:50-4

[fringe surge]

tuff

[tacit ice]

lmaoo mines 7:01 to 3:55 😭

[hybrid skiff]

Mines 8:30 to 2:45

[burnt osprey]

10a to 2 in hs 😋

[grizzled aspen]

at my school if you take a zero period you can have 5th and 6th period free

so you just leave after lunch

[tacit ice]

nvm i got my schedule its 8:45 to 4

[hybrid skiff]

WHAT

[opaque pilot]

IDK WHAT I WANNA DO YET

[burnt osprey]

girl this is the UPenn channel

[opaque pilot]

so

[burnt osprey]

do you want advice exclusively from penn students

[opaque pilot]

i like upenn people more

yes

[burnt osprey]

i

ok im supposed tp be modding this channel but its so off topic idk if its worth it

[opaque pilot]

NO

STOP

JUST GIVE ME ADVICE

[burnt osprey]

these kinda show too much facial structure btw but tbh just trim what youve got its a good shape

[opaque pilot]

should i do a maintenance cut and just keep growing out flow

i mean thats kinda what i was thinking

ok ill just delete now since u seen

if it shows 2 much

but i also could go shorter

@burnt osprey should i go this short

i have that typa curly hair u saw

[burnt osprey]

hm it could look nice w ur hair color

[opaque pilot]

yeaa my hairs brown naturally

very light brown for most bengalis

ive never fit in with my family ing eneral like physical features

[dusty mist]

Omg you’re Paul walker

[opaque pilot]

my family are all rly short with jet black hair and darker skin

im fair skinned light brown hair and taller than all of them except 1

[opaque pilot]

i am.

im basically paul walker

[burnt osprey]

You have British blood

[opaque pilot]

what did u think i would look like..

[burnt osprey]

Normal

[opal silo]

@desert coral THERES A FURRY CLUB AT MY SCHOOL

[burnt gust]

LOL

[desert coral]

Are you the President

[vivid current]

fucking brits

smh

[opal silo]

No I’d never join cuz I’m not 😡

[desert coral]

Uh huh

[opal silo]

I’m not a furry smh

also should I open the snap

[desert coral]

Wdym

[faint badger]

got my supps down to 200 words 🙏🙏

[hybrid skiff]

Lost the argument to Ed Penn officially…💔

[tacit ice]

oh im so sorry

do you have any backups?

[faint badger]

noo duke?

[hybrid skiff]

My parents want me to rea somewhere

[hybrid skiff]

No duke either 💔☹️

[tacit ice]

oh have u decided on something

[hybrid skiff]

No idea

Probably Yale atm? Not sure

[tacit ice]

yeah that sucks but at least rea isnt binding

so you arent forced to go somewhere u dont want to

[hybrid skiff]

That’s the whole reason why my parents want me to rea

Which sucks cause I loved Penn

[tacit ice]

ik youll prob get in rd ❤️

[hybrid skiff]

Aww ty I appreciate it

[desert coral]

ok but like why cant you just do ED Penn without telling them

and u pay for the fee

[burnt osprey]

You need parental consent im pretty sure

[desert coral]

even if 18?

thats kinda messed up tbh

cuz like the parent's decision is now affecting the kid even when they become an adult and no longer live with them

[tacit ice]

yh parents have to sign the ED slip thing

[hybrid skiff]

I need parental consent like kayak said

[burnt osprey]

I mean the idea is that parents are still paying usually

[hybrid skiff]

Not sure about 18 but I’m 17 anyways 💔

[burnt osprey]

Same logic behind fafsa continuing to ask for parent finances well past 18

[bold onyx]

its also a contract

[desert coral]

💔

[desert coral]

Universities can’t talk to parents abt their child if the child doesn’t want them to right? And they can’t give our private info and stuff

That’s the issue I’m having with my family rn

[burnt osprey]

I mean I guess but for financial purposes unless the person is emancipated or something parents are in the loop

[desert coral]

Well yeah it’s only for financial stuff

[burnt osprey]

And binding agreement involves finances

Also prob bc they don’t want kids to back out bc their parents aid no

[desert coral]

I’m thankful that I got in through QB because my family is trying to control me through the school and now they don’t have a way to

I’m trying to become completely independent now and it’s kinda hard

Like I need a new phone plan and a new bank account not connected to them but I need a job first

[rotund drift]

my parents dont even know a single college thank God i dont have to deal with that

[paper maple]

bruh my parents are making me ed upenn

only cuz my sister is going there rn

[tacit ice]

where do u wanna go

[bold onyx]

W parents

[paper maple]

i rlly wanna go to purdue

they think there’s a sibling discount at upenn but i don’t think that’s real 😭

[bold onyx]

maybe slight boost

like veryyyy slight

[paper maple]

i literally told my parents there’s no way im getting in

[burnt osprey]

I believe it exists a tiny bit

[hybrid skiff]

Opposites Fr

[burnt osprey]

Lmao my parents did smth similar

I wasn’t allowed to ED Penn

But now they want my brother to Ed Penn

[paper maple]

literally what’s happening to me 😭

like if i get in it’ll be cool but i wasn’t gonna apply here in the first place

[desert coral]

YAY

[desert coral]

Uh no

Like

It’s not going to make a huge drastic difference

[paper maple]

yea ik

[desert coral]

Hey guys this is a real photo of me right now

I am Barbie

[opaque pilot]

#goodvibes #barbs #parrrr

[fringe surge]

I think you should try becoming an actress

[desert coral]

Thanks I was thinking about it

[dense oriole]

Zoo wee mama

[opal silo]

It’s kenough

[patent root]

Why the hell does this channel have 7k msgs

[burnt osprey]

Me

[patent root]

Huh

lol

[faint badger]

any m&t kids?

[desert coral]

keegan focus on kayak

[desert coral]

there is one in a2c

@static ice !!

when are we meeting up??

[static ice]

m&t represent 💪

[static ice]

yeah we definitely have to meet up sometime soon

with emre too i haven't even met this guy in person

[desert coral]

Same

I saw Richie

[faint badger]

what other m&t specific things are there? except for the two courses, the innovation fund, and the m&t board? the only m&t guy ik graduated 10 yrs ago

[static ice]

haha wait same

[static ice]

actually there's 3 courses, also integration lab, fully funded trip to san franscisco, shared compilation of networking contacts, m&t building, double/triple the amount of faculty advisiors + students advisors, and ofc the close cohort

the best thing is by far the close cohort - everyone here is actually so smart it's insane

[vital cradle]

I left phili to go back home to NY for the weekend

needed a mental refresh

[desert coral]

The mosquitos bit me everywhere

I look swollen

[bold onyx]

all u need to know is m&t = set for life

[bold onyx]

i was gonna go home too but rafting trip yesterday ☹️

[faint badger]

im trynna write the essay lol but sadly my engineering and wharton concentrations are literally the same thing in diff fonts

[vital cradle]

I had like 17

[desert coral]

I have 30+

[vital cradle]

So nice not having to wear slippers in a shower

[faint badger]

thank u!! gonna research these

[bold onyx]

I HATE WALKING AROUND W WET SHOES

[vital cradle]

! i have a mat in my room for my shower shoes so my room isnt wet after a shower

[bold onyx]

my shoes dont get my room wet but they just make annoying sounds

i use slides too

not even actual shower shoes

my sister is bring me a pair of shower shoes this week tho

[vital cradle]

also that sickness going around had me fcked first week of classes

thank god i recovered

[bold onyx]

im still kinda sick 😭

[vital cradle]

^^ woke up w a sore throat a week ago

my floor mate def got me sick but its okay cuz hes chill

[desert coral]

You don’t bring a change of shoes???

[bold onyx]

no?????

[desert coral]

Bro what the

I always do

[burnt osprey]

Ayo???????

[fringe surge]

If i apply m&a and gets rejected, do I still get considered for normal programs?

[faint badger]

yes

[fringe surge]

🫡

[bold onyx]

m&t

[fringe surge]

oh mb

[faint badger]

think i j wrote a bomb m&t supp

[lean quiver]

yeah i aint doing dual fuck all that

[bold onyx]

u should

dual degree programs are so op

[lean quiver]

how so

[faint badger]

cuz u get two degrees

[copper notch]

dang

[lean quiver]

Fair

[frigid seal]

im doing huntsman

[bold onyx]

network is so fucking crazy

like all the dual degree kids know each other since their programs promote that very heavily

and they also get alumni database im p sure

so they network sm easier than most other ppl

[lean quiver]

See NOW u have me

Free connections?

I’m down

[faint badger]

m&t is prob the hardest program to get in to in the usa ngl

maybe behind risd brown

perhaps behind bsmd brown

[lean quiver]

Well duck

Wait I have a question

If I apply dual and get denied

[burnt osprey]

At least if you get rejected from a dual degree program u can get into a regular one

[lean quiver]

Is there a separate section for like single

Oh cool

Yeah wanted to check that

Nice

[frigid seal]

brown plme is def harder

[lean quiver]

What’s brown plme

[frigid seal]

browns bsmd program

8 years im p sure

u do 4 years premed track then move to brown medical school

[faint badger]

i heard acceptance rate for m&t is like 1%

but they dont release numbers sooo

[frigid seal]

wbb only takes 40 kids and they get tons of applicants

so who knows

they might be down there too

they have over 4k applicants fs

[faint badger]

prob not lol

maybe idt so

mean gpa is 3.89 for WBB? kinda low ngl

[frigid seal]

i saw it was 4,400 a couple years ago

[frigid seal]

its gotten far more competitive in 2023

its 4 supps and 1 online interview

[bold onyx]

m&t is like 50 with more applicants

[frigid seal]

its prob <1%

m&t is

[bold onyx]

idts 😭

[frigid seal]

plme was supposedly 2% but im sure it dropped

[frigid seal]

u dont think 5k kids applied to m&t?

[faint badger]

a shit ton of cs kids apply to m&t

[frigid seal]

yea lmao m&t has hella prestige

[bold onyx]

no to wbb

[frigid seal]

oh i wasnt talking about wbb

[bold onyx]

m&t is < 1%

[frigid seal]

ye fs

plme is down there too

berkeley met is about 2%

[bold onyx]

yea but only bc everyone in cali applies

[frigid seal]

huntsman has to be crazy comp as well right?

[bold onyx]

yea

[frigid seal]

someone from my school got in full pay and chose to go there

oos

to met

[bold onyx]

huntsman is like the more refined version of m&t

[frigid seal]

ive taken spanish since 3rd grade but im still kinda trash at it

ill still apply tho

[faint badger]

now what does this mean

[bold onyx]

im literally conversational in spanish and i didnt place out of the language rec 😐

[bold onyx]

in terms of like how people view them and the students in the program

[faint badger]

ohhh makes sense

[lean quiver]

LMAO

[frigid seal]

im doing IB so theoretically i should be fluent

[faint badger]

i spent a summer in france in middle school and im better at french than i am at spanish which ive taken all through hs

[frigid seal]

lmao

[faint badger]

i cannot speak spanish bruh

[opaque folio]

do u have to b conversational-level at ur language to take it for huntsman

[frigid seal]

No people get in without knowing the language but its def easier if u have taken the language for a while lmao

[opaque folio]

mm definitely

okay

[bold onyx]

intermediate

[bold onyx]

no im p sure u have to be intermediate

at least thats what some huntsmen kids told me

[frigid seal]

One Huntsman kid said their interviewer told them they would get rejected bc they didn't know their language but they got in anyways?

[bold onyx]

yea idk i thought u could be beginner level but this girl told me u had to be intermediate level

[burnt osprey]

Fml I walked 20 mins from DRL to biopond only to remember my recitation was canceled

Pretty building tho

[desert coral]

I like the stone and modern buildings more than brick

Biopond is great tho

[burnt osprey]

i like the brick idk

i went to hs in a metal box tho so i may be biased

[desert coral]

I like to chill in the biopond but I’m kinda allergic to mosquito bites cuz they make me swell up and it blisters so I can’t be there unless I’m wearing layers and it’s too hot for that

It’s a sad life

[paper maple]

can i dual program cs+trading in the wharton school thing

[bold onyx]

what

theres no trading concentration

u can do m&t dual degree which is engineering + wharton

so u can do like cs + finance

[paper maple]

okay thanks

i have like a pretty decent ec of trading using cs basically

hopefully that'll help 🙏

[visual arch]

is the applied science program in computer science in the engineering school harder to get into than just regular computer science major?

or does anybody know anything about the applied science in cs major

[bold onyx]

ive never heard of that program

[visual arch]

it’s a major

it’s the bas of cs it’s called applied science in cs of the engineering school

[bold onyx]

oh

thats a second major only

so idt u can apply directly to it

but the acceptance rates of seas and cas are close enough that it makes no difference

[opaque pilot]

@burnt osprey i got the haircut.

[burnt osprey]

show

[opaque pilot]

Add me as a friend kayak

[opaque pilot]

I can’t send here it’s like the last photos

Half my face is visible

[burnt osprey]

F

[desert coral]

Lauder kinda sucks

Also all the dudes dressed for castle are crazy

[random wedge]

omg

peep is making me feel like i should apply ed

[burnt osprey]

Not castle omg

[plucky locust]

@topaz spoke @desert coral @bold onyx can we do a dinner

[desert coral]

Yesssss

When

[rotund drift]

thatll be lit

dinner at Williams Cafe

[bold onyx]

we need rich, will, and dg too

[burnt osprey]

This sounds so cursed

A2C alumni club at Penn when

[desert coral]

I just saw a flyer with a QR code that said summer 2024 freshman consulting opportunities

[lean quiver]

u gonan do it

?

[desert coral]

Hell no

I don’t think I need consulting

That’s for Whartonites

[burnt osprey]

anyone at penn can do consulting

honestly

my plan to pay grad school is to do consulting for a little while

[desert coral]

But what do premeds do consulting for

[burnt osprey]

depends on ur undergrad major but also theres consulting in the medical/healthcare fields

if ur doing neuro/psyc i imagine consulting opportunities r very wide

[desert coral]

The amount of clinical studies being done on campus that I can be tested for rn

[faint badger]

this is the right ranking fr

[zenith oasis]

WSJ sucks💀

They ranked Lehigh over Duke

[desert coral]

Recitation isn’t mandatory right

Might have to skip

[burnt osprey]

Depends on the class

Some classes have mandatory recitations

Others don’t

[desert coral]

Grr

I’ll check

We have a programming project due Sunday by midnight but I was going to do it all tomorrow

But I have a feeling we’re going over any questions abt it in recitation today

But I haven’t started it 💀

[desert coral]

ok it doesnt say attendance is part of the grade so ion think its mandatory

[opal silo]

Furry

[faint badger]

everyoen who getsin to penn for class of 28 here gotta meet up

[opal silo]

🥶

[opaque folio]

dont get my hopes up bro 😭

manifesting !!

[rotund drift]

fr

[zenith oasis]

Real

[burnt osprey]

@bold onyx did u hear back from kite and key

[bold onyx]

i didnt apply

[burnt osprey]

Bruh

[zenith oasis]

Also do y’all see Noah schnapps or sum

[faint badger]

i follow these penn influencers on tiktok

so funny

[burnt osprey]

Lmao yeah sometimes

Not so much this year

[burnt osprey]

Why wud u do that they r insufferable

[faint badger]

dyk jack rogers

[burnt osprey]

Basic ass name

No

[faint badger]

he j posts aesthetic tiktoks

i think he's ur class

[burnt osprey]

Oh I’ve seen him in my feed

He lives in off campus housing that’s why his life looks so much nicer

Wait no he doesn’t wtf

Where the help

Hell

Damn he makes the high rises look nice

[tacit ice]

you should become one

[burnt osprey]

I could

But like

I don’t have a social media friendly life

I’m kinda boring

And too broke to go out and do fun things every week

[lean quiver]

Social media so annoying

[tacit ice]

fr is

could never do all these influencer things

[burnt osprey]

A

[dusty mist]

Is this the dude y’all were talking about cause wtf

That is a big ass room

[burnt osprey]

Yeah

[desert coral]

Where tf is he living

[desert coral]

Joe’s cafe is so bad

[lean quiver]

massive

[vital cradle]

I thought they werent accepting freshmen?

[burnt osprey]

Probly

I forgor

[quick sonnet]

is that the student run cafe in williams hall

[desert coral]

no

its in a wharton building

some old one on locust

[quick sonnet]

huh i did not know

interesting

[burnt osprey]

Nah willcafe is gooood

I like them

[desert coral]

I will check them out wednesday cuz the chem building is nearby

[faint badger]

i j searched them up and why are all the staff fine...

[desert coral]

wait send

[faint badger]

why is that girl wearing michigan tf

[desert coral]

lesson u need to learn is all the girls at penn are fine as hell

[faint badger]

can't wait to bring some of that male fineness to the mix 2024

[frigid seal]

all mid

[desert coral]

and yet u could pull 0 of them

[frigid seal]

before yall come at me im joking

fuck yu

[desert coral]

lmao

[frigid seal]

you typed that shit way too fast

and i would not want to pull any of them

[desert coral]

ur scared cuz u know theyre gonna reject u

[frigid seal]

people cant have preferences lmao?

[faint badger]

im literally joining wilcaf wtf

[frigid seal]

internet warriors go crazy

[desert coral]

incel behavior !!!!!!!!!!

[burnt osprey]

Be nice

[lean quiver]

no

[burnt osprey]

Yeah but keep them to yourself dumbass these are real people you’re demeaning

[lean quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/he-he-haw-gif-25298680

what is goin on in this caht

[burnt osprey]

Literally nothing

[lean quiver]

oh

[burnt osprey]

Just someone being pointlessly mean about the staff of a Penn organization

[lean quiver]

😔

[frigid seal]

ah yes i broke rule 1 yet a mod gets to call me dumbass

love the mods following rules

[burnt osprey]

Yeah because you’re being a dumbass

[frigid seal]

ok dumbass

[burnt osprey]

Original!

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[frigid seal]

deserved!

[desert coral]

debatable!

[frigid seal]

true!

the logic is horrible tho. apparently calling someone mid thats not even in the server is worse than calling someone directly to them a dumbass

[burnt osprey]

Regardless let’s just not comment on the physical appearance of random people, especially when they’re students and not celebrities or public figures or something

[frigid seal]

is that not mean?

[burnt osprey]

Honestly I don’t really care, you were being incredibly disrespectful unprompted and you simply got that energy back

Anyways

[frigid seal]

that doesnt make it right for you to call me a dumbass? wheres your warning

[burnt osprey]

This is a Penn channel

Let’s keep discussion restricted to the university of Pennsylvania

[burnt osprey]

You got to call me a dumbass back, that’s even enough surely