University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

[desert coral]

Emre are you a party person

Genuinely curious

[burnt osprey]

Yeah

Fortnite party

[bold onyx]

no

[desert coral]

💀

[bold onyx]

yessss

[desert coral]

Emre I would play fortnite with you

[opaque pilot]

i got a cut emre ill dm u it

[bold onyx]

no thanks your probably washed

[desert coral]

I KNEW IT

[bold onyx]

mf how would u even play fortntie u dont have a pc at school do u??

[desert coral]

I do

[opaque pilot]

r u bringing ur pc to ur dorm emre

[burnt osprey]

I wish I could have a PC set up

My friend had one last year it was great

[bold onyx]

obviously

[desert coral]

Pc

[burnt osprey]

Wait that dorms kinda fire

[bold onyx]

how else would i play fortnite

[opaque pilot]

why thi sguy tell me to go bald

hop off.

[desert coral]

It’s my room in the Harrison suite but I know it’s gonna be uglier in the double

[opaque pilot]

ur getting moved right

[desert coral]

My roommate wanted a black and white design like bro I don’t have money to be buying specifically that

[opaque pilot]

after ur program

[desert coral]

I’m reusing my shit

[desert coral]

I knew the issue isn’t the activity it’s me 🥲

Sexist

[bold onyx]

how’d you know !?!?

[desert coral]

💀

Evil

[desert coral]

Yep

[bold onyx]

iz we can maybe hang out on campus

ill have to see if im busy

[opaque pilot]

free for 8 hours of the day ^

[bold onyx]

[opaque pilot]

spend 6 hours on classes 2 on fortnite

[bold onyx]

actually i have like 3 hours of class a day

[opaque pilot]

..

[desert coral]

There is literally nothing going on during NSO and I already have friends, I thought it would be cool if I could introduce you so you feel like you have friends too 😭

Then we can all be friends

[bold onyx]

hmm r ur friends rich

[opaque pilot]

why is she so much nicer than u

[bold onyx]

i need rich friends

[desert coral]

This is PFP nobody is rich

[bold onyx]

shes stupid and im not

[desert coral]

???

[bold onyx]

ewwww poor people ewwwwwwwwww

[opaque pilot]

idk if u want him in ur circle iz.

[desert coral]

You’re literally poor

[bold onyx]

wow okay crazy

[desert coral]

💀 I’m hoping he is trolling

[bold onyx]

😭😭

[opaque pilot]

u guys think its gon b awkward when ufirst cross each other

im gonna punch emre the first time i see him to get it back in blood

[bold onyx]

thats why im just gonna hide from iz

[opaque pilot]

real

[bold onyx]

i will destroy you

[opaque pilot]

🧢

[bold onyx]

i will literally turn you into dust

[opaque pilot]

🧢

[desert coral]

Nah

[opaque pilot]

"OMG IS THAT YOU EMRE FROM APPLYING TO COLLEGE DISCORD SERVER!"\

pls say that

PLS

[desert coral]

Depends how I’m feeling

[opaque pilot]

MAKE SURE U SAY THE DISCORD SERVER PART

[desert coral]

If I feel antisocial I will be dry as hell

[desert coral]

Somebody from Penn discord server met me here and yelled “OMG ARE YOU IZ FROM DISCORD” and my friends heard

I wanted to die

[opaque pilot]

do th esame thing to emre

u know how it feels.

[desert coral]

It is so embarrassing

[burnt gust]

LMFAO

[bold onyx]

iz i will just act like i dont know you if you do that to me

[opaque pilot]

do it in front of his rich prick whartonite friend group too

[burnt gust]

rest in peace

[opaque pilot]

if u dont do it ill do it

😈

[desert coral]

💀 I was going to go out with you and friends somewhere first if you wanted to because then it gives us stuff to talk abt other than just standing awkwardly in a room

[bold onyx]

who r ur friends

tell me in dm

[desert coral]

I have a lot idk

[bold onyx]

i will have to see if they look acceptable

[opaque pilot]

miss popular

[desert coral]

Only 1 is pretty close with me

But she’s kinda weird

The rest are more superficial

[opaque pilot]

kindaw eird is wicked

[desert coral]

She says random shit all the time and is very out of pocket

But she’s funny af

[desert coral]

💀 bruh

[burnt gust]

best kinds of friends

actually

only kinds of friends

[burnt gust]

nahhh 💀

[desert coral]

Emre if you act like this irl idk what Imma do

[desert coral]

It is not Thursday

You’re just normal dweeb today

[hybrid skiff]

I lose brain cells every time I see this chat

[burnt osprey]

NSO

[desert coral]

❤️

It’s just emre

[bold onyx]

wyf

[desert coral]

Wtf is wyf

[bold onyx]

wtf

[hybrid skiff]

Real

If I write my thank you note to my dog, will that make me seem incapable of having gratitude towards humans

[desert coral]

No

[hybrid skiff]

Ok good

[desert coral]

Nice!!

The 19th?

I’m moving into my official dorm the 19th

[bold onyx]

yayayayayay

[desert coral]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[vital cradle]

same does that mean im part of the lamest class of people

[desert coral]

No

[desert coral]

WHO IS NICK EH 30

[burnt osprey]

Huh

[bold onyx]

FORTNITE4LIFE

[fringe surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-eh-30-never-back-down-never-give-up-gif-15938629783250590873

[desert coral]

MY BF KEEPS SENDING THIS

IDK WHO THIS IS

[burnt gust]

nickeh30 is a huge meme idk why

i learned who he was like 2 weeks ago

and his intro is as the funniest shit

[burnt osprey]

Is that seriously the joke?

[opal silo]

no lol but there is a really funny video of him related to that

i think theres a deeper joke but i dont follow fortnite, emre prolly knows

[desert coral]

Huh

[opal silo]

nvm dont look for nick eh 30

hes just a typical family friendly youtuber

[desert coral]

What

[opal silo]

that was tricked into saying the n word

other than that not notable

[desert coral]

Bruh

[opal silo]

what im being serious lol

no more joking/silly fqngz

this is serious fqngz

[burnt osprey]

It’s so funny when someone accidentally says a slur

[desert coral]

My by said it was deepfaked

Bf

[opal silo]

was it really

[desert coral]

Yes

[opal silo]

I thought it was just one of those chat trolls naming themselves like hugh janus

pretty sure the guy named himself migur or smth

[desert coral]

Idk

[opal silo]

does he find it funny tho

[desert coral]

My bf?

[opal silo]

yea

[dense oriole]

bro if ur message gets deleted it usually means to stop talking about it

💀

[desert coral]

Weird question

[opal silo]

which message

oh nvm i saw

didnt know it was deleted lol

[fringe surge]

[bold onyx]

hes a meme because he does fortnite skit’s basically and people from his chat go in and troll him during the skits and he rages and makes the mods ban them or threatens them in stupid ways

and theres a clip of him playing duos with this little kid who was getting mad and wanted to leave and he gave the kid an inspirational speech 😭😭

[burnt gust]

YOURE NOT THE KING

IM THE KING

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??

[fringe surge]

Never give up 🗣️

[burnt gust]

YOURE NOT LOUD ENOUGH

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT???

[opal silo]

oedipus the king 🙏

[fringe surge]

NEVER GIVE UP 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[upper zealot]

@bold onyx @opaque pilot if one wants to go into ib what should they major/concentrate/specialize in

at wharton

[bold onyx]

doesnt matter

most ppl do finance tho i believe

[upper zealot]

oh really?

so wahts like a general timeline to become ib

[bold onyx]

uhh most ppl do like soph summer internships, jr summer internships (where u wanna try and get a return offer) and if they dont get return offer they recruit for ft but idrk the timeline for that

[upper zealot]

what about prior to uni

[opaque pilot]

i think it doesnt really matter like emre said

obviously a finance maybe even business analytics or even statistics at wharton would help set u up the best

just because those concentrations will have more courses that'll help you in IB

[upper zealot]

hmm ic

thanks guys

[opaque pilot]

but yeah im sure from a recruiting stand point

if theres wharton on ur degree the words after concentration are irrelevant

[bold onyx]

nothing u do prior to uni will help that much

[upper zealot]

lmao xD

[zenith oasis]

Heyyy

Wanted to ask

Is it less competitive to just apply to SEAS as a biomedical science major then double major in healthcare management after getting in or just apply to M&T

[desert coral]

Just apply to M&T and if you don’t get in you get into SEAS

Or neither

Pretty sure it works like that

[rich orbit]

Hi could I look at your supplemental essay for why this school? Thanks!

[true cliff]

penn state better

[zenith oasis]

silly goat better

[desert coral]

Don’t apply here

[desert coral]

Perchance

[zenith oasis]

You can’t just say ‘perchance’

[desert coral]

Bruh ur in the Penn class of 2027 discord server already

[fringe surge]

damn

[true cliff]

can't wait to get to upenn and tell people penn state is better

💀

[true cliff]

can i as well 😭

[bold onyx]

not after those penn state comments you cant

[true cliff]

mf

the penn state jokes are half the reason to apply to upenn

[burnt osprey]

Don’t apply then

[true cliff]

💀

[burnt osprey]

Sick of them not even in a worshipping Penn kind of way

Mad annoying after two years of it

[true cliff]

why y'all be clowning me when y'all make the same jokes 💀

[true cliff]

💀

[burnt osprey]

It’s just dull come up w something fresh

[true cliff]

upenn is godly and the place where all the future most powerful and wealthy individuals go 😱 😱

[burnt osprey]

I’m all for penn slander

[burnt osprey]

I hate this more

[true cliff]

💀

[burnt osprey]

Just be creative w the insults

[true cliff]

damn man

i gotta come up with something

[zenith oasis]

Yes this one!!!!!!

Everyone so boring ughhhh

[opaque pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/956014513616990221/1140494819278459040/fly_gif.gif

[hybrid skiff]

Ew

[zenith oasis]

Average Penn student

[desert coral]

This fr scared me

https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-screen-gif-21591154

[opaque pilot]

that was my intention

[desert coral]

You got what you wanted

[burnt gust]

cute

[desert coral]

💀

[hybrid skiff]

This scared me the second time wth 😭 I screamed

[burnt osprey]

Is this real

[desert coral]

Oh nah

I THINK I KNOW WHO THEY ARE TALKING ABT?

But probably not

There’s a few football players here getting on all of the girls’ nerves

One’s name starts with M, another J, another P

Idk S

[burnt osprey]

Yeah that’s def who they’re referring to lmaooo

[desert coral]

They’re racist and misogynistic

My roommate keeps bringing one of them to our dorm every other day

[burnt osprey]

Ew

[desert coral]

He is so weird and I don’t want him here

[burnt osprey]

Ur roommate seems to suck ngl

[desert coral]

There’s 3 of them

She has a bf and claims she doesn’t like this football player but idkkkk

Those dudes were pointing at random girls and guessing who was a || virgin || in the dining hall and laughing

They’re going to hell tbh

[burnt osprey]

Wtf

Lmao I wanna say your grace is crazy but I bet my grade had those types too without me knowing lmao

[desert coral]

Yep and saying stuff like women should go back in the kitchen

[desert coral]

It’s just the football players as far as I know

Nobody else is being very vocal abt this stuff at least

And they’re hitting on every girl here

[desert coral]

I heard P was nice tho

Hm

[burnt gust]

i'm happy to take their spots

[opal silo]

no go back to chicago we dont want you

[desert coral]

You don’t speak for Penn

[burnt gust]

we? BAHAHAHAHA

[desert coral]

Smh

[opal silo]

no like i dont want him nvm

[burnt gust]

"they" works better

[opal silo]

yeah true

[burnt gust]

😘

[opal silo]

stfu legacy carried

[desert coral]

Shambles I can be the club officer

[opal silo]

dont give me this "haha" bs

[burnt gust]

😭

[opal silo]

NO THATS MY SPOT

STOP

[burnt gust]

ur not at my school grr

[opal silo]

STOP
STOP

@desert coral can you play frisbee

[desert coral]

I can visit

[desert coral]

Yes

[opal silo]

DAMNIT

[burnt gust]

W

[opal silo]

STOP

NO

I NEED THAT

[desert coral]

Ur lame I want it

[burnt gust]

fqngz would get owned in frisbee by iz 100%

[opal silo]

@burnt gust istg if you make iz the vp i will boot you out of my gambling ring

[opal silo]

no way

[burnt gust]

however ur not at my school

so i can't let u be the officer

[desert coral]

I don’t want to unlock height convo again but it has to be asked, how tall are you

[burnt gust]

he's taller than me

[opal silo]

uh

[burnt gust]

but less athletic

[opal silo]

yeah get fucked @burnt gust

NO WAY BRO

U DONT EVEN PLAY A SPORT

im like 5'10 maybe 5'11

[burnt gust]

exactly that makes it even sadder

[desert coral]

If you’re taller than me you probably will win

[opal silo]

BRO UR NOT MORE ATHLETIC

[desert coral]

Yeah you’re beating me

I’m 5’0”

[opal silo]

ur mile time is like 20 mins @burnt gust

[opal silo]

oh

[burnt gust]

all i hear is wah wah waah

[burnt gust]

me and u 6:50 hs track

[opal silo]

see now make me vp pls @burnt gust 😩

[desert coral]

Frisbee would go over my head

[opal silo]

💀

[opal silo]

bro no way u ran a 6:50 mile

[frigid seal]

upenn plz let me in (i bought a upenn shirt in 2021 so i have demonstrated interest) 😊

[burnt gust]

no 6:50 am tmr

i have run a 6:58 before

[desert coral]

Donate it

[opal silo]

all i hear is a short person talking

[burnt gust]

all i hear is a skinny ass prestige simp talking

[opal silo]

bro i aint waking up at that time what do you think i am, a toddler

[frigid seal]

blud thats my only college tshirt

[desert coral]

Smh you’re not in college yet

You should have 0

[opal silo]

i woke up 7 mins before school today why would i be there at 6:50

[burnt gust]

yeah i didn't get any besides my free uchicago one cause i don't wanna buy it for a place i get rejected from for 90 dollars

😭

[opal silo]

ok reject prestige and go to cc

[frigid seal]

tell that to tamu they gave me a free one

[burnt gust]

u better not be late tmr

for lit

[frigid seal]

so i have 2 now

hehe

[desert coral]

Hmmmm so you lied

[opal silo]

bro im biking to school tmrw i cant be late

[desert coral]

Donate the Penn one to me

[frigid seal]

yea i meant thats the only one i bought lol

[opal silo]

if i bike on time everyone will see me on my bike so i gotta go early to avoid embarassment

[frigid seal]

its an adult large

[desert coral]

That’s fine

[frigid seal]

k

[desert coral]

The disrespect

[burnt gust]

gonna be a poncho

[frigid seal]

im fat

[desert coral]

I wear men’s small as a hoodie

[burnt gust]

https://tenor.com/view/poncho-rain-poncho-pouring-rain-weather-soaked-gif-12157083

[opal silo]

@desert coral what in the world is that status

[desert coral]

Read it again

[frigid seal]

WTF LMAO

yea ik he watches yk

other

....

[opal silo]

is there some secret message or smth

[frigid seal]

bro ill dm u

[desert coral]

Nah

[opal silo]

no not the about me

the status

to all ur haters

[desert coral]

I stole it from adin Ross tweet off google images

It’s ironic

[opal silo]

💀

ok

[burnt gust]

hehe ross

[opal silo]

i get the other one im not a child

[opal silo]

no one cares u went to ross go tell waves or smth

we get it u have nitro get over it

[frigid seal]

who that? i only know 2 rosses

Ross the store my parents spend hours at and Umich ross

[desert coral]

Stupid streamer or YouTuber

[frigid seal]

did u get any penn merch yet

[zenith oasis]

Wtffff

[upper zealot]

Me

I got a UPenn flock

Glock

Custom 4.0 GPA ammo

With extracurricular Grenada’s

[frigid seal]

bro???

[zenith oasis]

Bro took weed

He lights has indeed

[desert coral]

Yes

They gave me free T-shirt and I got cheap hoodie on Amazon

[frigid seal]

ooh which hoodie

[desert coral]

The T-shirt

Very clean I like it

[desert coral]

I’ll find it

[opal silo]

Iz was tryna steal my hard earned vp spot of shambles club

I totally very much am very dedicated and definitely spend a lot of time there

😇

[frigid seal]

that looks pretty professional

[zenith oasis]

I didn’t mean to tag you…sorry😭

[desert coral]

Uh unfortunately it is expensive now

[frigid seal]

i dont want it lol im j asking what it looks like

[zenith oasis]

Send me merch girlll😭

[frigid seal]

im not buying any more college merch i alr shouldnt have bought 1 shirt

but i was a stupid sophomore so

[burnt gust]

ima buy this shirt just to trick fqngz into thinking i got into penn

[opal silo]

Imagine if you get into penn and I get into chicago (I wouldn’t go becuase Chicago sucks and I don’t wanna get stabbed L chicago)

[burnt gust]

id take that

[opal silo]

i wouldnt 😠

[zenith oasis]

Y’all be on some shit

[dire parcel]

Is anyone here on a full ride scholarship in UPenn?

[zenith oasis]

Not here but ik someone personally

[dire parcel]

If you don’t mind me asking. what were their ecs and stats ? If you don’t mind me asking.

[bold onyx]

me

[zenith oasis]

Well, they’re from Kenya and Zimbabwe respectively

Both got into Wharton

Basically ran a non profit

[bold onyx]

what yr

[zenith oasis]

The first got in test optional

[zenith oasis]

Class of 2027

[bold onyx]

drop the names real quick then delete lemme see if i know them

dont knowhim

[dire parcel]

That’s crazy my niece wants to try and get a full ride. she is curious what are the stats & ecs of the people who got offered it.

[bold onyx]

u can delete now 😭

[bold onyx]

stats dont matter for financial aid

[zenith oasis]

Is she American?

[bold onyx]

if u get in and u need a full ride u will get a full ride (assuming ur financial situation isnt very weird)

[dire parcel]

Born in America, but Korean full blooded.

[zenith oasis]

Well then she’s a citizen

[dire parcel]

Yep

[zenith oasis]

Isn’t Penn needblind for Us citizens

They are

So they won’t consider aid

If she gets admission by merit, she’ll be meet with 100% of demonstrated need

[dire parcel]

I do not know her family financials. Hopefully she will qualify

[zenith oasis]

Have you stated classes already?

[zenith oasis]

She should try QuestBridge too!!!!

[dire parcel]

Thanks guys for answering my questions. Will do!

Man if school is this complicated. I can’t imagine how complicated, it will be for the next generation.

[bold onyx]

nah classes start 29th

[dire parcel]

Back in my dad time, all they had to do was send in transcripts 😂.

[desert coral]

Me

[desert coral]

Wait dm me name

[desert coral]

If she’s FGLI try for Questbridge

[zenith oasis]

Oh are you Wharton?

[desert coral]

They start the same for everybody

But yes emre is Wharton

[dire parcel]

I don’t think she’s FGLI.

[zenith oasis]

Done

[desert coral]

Ah that’s ok

She should try for outside scholarships too

[zenith oasis]

😔

[dire parcel]

Hopefully she does not have go into financial debt like me!

[desert coral]

Haha I do

[bold onyx]

then she wont get a full ride

and outside scholarships are pointless since penn does scholarship displacement

[desert coral]

I thought that was if you already got a full ride

[bold onyx]

nah its for everyone

[burnt osprey]

Nope lol

[desert coral]

i hate pfp rn

[burnt osprey]

External scholarships just make Penn happy

[bold onyx]

so unless she’s full pay theres no point in applying for outside

[burnt osprey]

Because they give less financial aid

[desert coral]

this sucks

well maybe if you can do outside scholarships that are private and you dont need to report to Penn

I did one of those

[burnt osprey]

Idk how those work tbh

[desert coral]

they just give you a check in your hands

you dont have to report it cuz how are they gonna know

[burnt osprey]

My fgli friend got a substantial scholarship and instead Penn just took their work study

[bold onyx]

i bought all my business smart/casual outfits today

[burnt osprey]

Oof I need more professional vibe outfits

[desert coral]

my second cousin goes to Penn and she got like 60k or something in private outside scholarships that she didnt need to report to Penn

[burnt osprey]

I just have a blazer and a ton of button downs

[zenith oasis]

I hope they weren’t Fortnite suits

[desert coral]

I have 1

[bold onyx]

most fgli dont even pay their work study cuz of refunds 😭

[zenith oasis]

Varsity jacket + tie

Go business class

[desert coral]

nobody needs to afaik

cuz its for indirect costs

[burnt osprey]

^

I pocket my work study lmao

[bold onyx]

i dont have a blazer or any like business business clothes yet lmwo

[zenith oasis]

Wait what😭😭

[desert coral]

i have a blazer

[bold onyx]

thats what ima do too

[desert coral]

want to borrow it, I bet it would fit great on u

[burnt osprey]

All the money I get from work study I just keep lol

My dads footing tuition

[zenith oasis]

Ohhhhh

[burnt osprey]

I gotta pay him/my loans back afterwards tho fml

[bold onyx]

sellout to ib

[burnt osprey]

No qualifications and it seems boring

[dire parcel]

Hey question for the UPenn student. What was the most ridiculous thing or most out of touch thing a wealthy student has ever said or done?

[zenith oasis]

Return on investment

[bold onyx]

u dont need qualifications 😭

[dire parcel]

Northwestern here we had student that had an secretary 💀.

[bold onyx]

plus u dont do it for fun do it for that tuition money smh

[burnt osprey]

How does it work then

[bold onyx]

networking

[burnt osprey]

I suck at this as well I fear

[bold onyx]

get better at it

[burnt osprey]

Easier said than done

[bold onyx]

easier done than imagined

[burnt osprey]

Ok prefrosh

[bold onyx]

thats deep if u think abt it

lowkey i need to be a philosophy major

[zenith oasis]

Same tbh

Dance major but earning 9 figures >>>

[desert coral]

do it

@bold onyx did u get laptop

[bold onyx]

im not in campus yet

[desert coral]

I meant did u order one

[bold onyx]

oh yea

[desert coral]

Do u know how to pick it up

[bold onyx]

just got to the bookstore no?

[desert coral]

Go to the bookstore on the second floor where the textbooks are and ring the bell and wait but only go in the afternoon cuz they’re always understaffed in the morning

I waited for like half an hour and turns out there was nobody working there

[bold onyx]

how do u not notice bruh

[desert coral]

You’re not allowed in there

It’s blocked off

There’s just a bell to ring and you wait for somebody to come out

There was 1 dude working in the building and he was at the register downstairs and told me they’re understaffed

Did dg leave the server

[bold onyx]

yea he leaves and rejoins

[faint badger]

why

[desert coral]

Are you fr going to meet up with us or nah

[faint badger]

why r u alrdy on penns campus

[desert coral]

PFP

I’ve been taking classes here for a month lmao

Finals are this Friday

Emre is bad at commitment or something

[bold onyx]

perchance

[desert coral]

Is that a yes or a no

[opal silo]

bro emre what is up with you and perchance

[desert coral]

I wanna make a gc

[bold onyx]

depends on how im feeling at the moment

[bold onyx]

perchance yk

[desert coral]

I mean we aren’t making a concrete date I just wanna know if you’re even interested in being friends and hanging out

[bold onyx]

shore 😄

[opal silo]

Bro this is reminding me of the r/chanceme shitpost a few weeks ago that kept saying perchance

[desert coral]

Who else here is ‘27 Penn

[opaque folio]

😭 please emre sounds like hes just having the time of his life saying perchance tho

[desert coral]

There was an m&t kid

[opaque folio]

happy face package too

[bold onyx]

@static ice @vital cradle

[faint badger]

Didn’t know there was an M&T kid

[bold onyx]

yea its me

im m&t

[faint badger]

of course!!!!

[zenith oasis]

Oh damn😭😭

[static ice]

oh hey you remembered me hehe

[desert coral]

Yesss

But idk ur real name

[zenith oasis]

You’re M&T too?

[static ice]

william

[static ice]

yup

is there another m&t person here?

[zenith oasis]

@bold onyx

[bold onyx]

i lied 😄😄

[desert coral]

Typical

[zenith oasis]

For fun?💀

You might be autistic 💀

[bold onyx]

idt autistic people lie for fun smh

[static ice]

lmao bro you got bamboozled

he aint m&t my guy but he's a genius nonetheless

[zenith oasis]

I do😔

[bold onyx]

facts

im prolly smartest penn student ever

[desert coral]

Said nobody ever

[bold onyx]

i just said that?

how did u get in…

[desert coral]

I ask the same thing whenever I see your messages tbh

[vital cradle]

im not m and t

[bold onyx]

she asked who else is penn 27

so i @‘ed both of u

[vital cradle]

ahhhhh

[bold onyx]

😊😊😊😚😊😊😊😊😊

[desert coral]

You snuck a kissy in there

[bold onyx]

no?

[opal silo]

freudian slip

[desert coral]

Time to crunch out a rough draft for essay

BRB

[copper notch]

bro 😭

[copper notch]

ur roommate is wild

[hybrid skiff]

I decided I’m applying Ed to penn 😎 (my parents rejected my other choice)

[tacit ice]

what was your other choice

[hybrid skiff]

Duke

[tacit ice]

well good luck with penn

[hybrid skiff]

Ty! They’re banking on the idea that I won’t get in 😀

[tacit ice]

i can see u be a quaker

[hybrid skiff]

Aww much appreciated 😭 I hope I will be

[bold onyx]

W

[faint badger]

theres like 6 people here applying ed to penn

[hybrid skiff]

Manifesting we all get in 🤞🏽

[faint badger]

fr we will!

[opaque folio]

😎 i. am too

[frigid seal]

why not dukeeee

[opaque folio]

LMAO

omg ruby

dukes also my other choice

[frigid seal]

definitely like 20+

[opaque folio]

going through a criss between duke and penn

[hybrid skiff]

My parents dont want me to go to North Carolina as a Californian 😭 they made me cross out wake forest too

They’re ok w me applying rd to duke but not Ed

[opaque folio]

what ):

[rotund drift]

damn i might ed here instead of uchicago

[opaque folio]

i wanted to apply to duke rly badly

ed

[rotund drift]

not tryna study economics at uchicago

[opaque folio]

but decided on penn instead

love both schools though

if penn didnt have ed i wouldve fs ed to duke

[frigid seal]

bro u have the UCs at your disposal 😭

ofc your parents want you to stay instate

[rotund drift]

i alr told my teacher that im not planning to ed to upenn

[frigid seal]

if u dont ed1/ed2 at uchi its like hella hard lmao

[opaque folio]

^^

[rotund drift]

yeah

[opaque folio]

if uchi's ur dream tho

def apply

theres also biz economics there

[frigid seal]

i was gonna do ed1 penn ed2 uchi

[opaque folio]

which is less econ more business

[opaque folio]

bro same

i MIGHT do it still but also like

[frigid seal]

or ed1 duke/columbia ed2 uchi

[rotund drift]

u can do both?

[opaque folio]

my parents hate it that im even applying to chicago

[frigid seal]

uchi has ed2

[rotund drift]

yeah but it's still ed

[frigid seal]

still high chance of getting in (by high im ean like 6%-7% instead of their usual <1 in RD

[rotund drift]

rd like 4% ed2 is like 17%

[frigid seal]

i took it off my list

[frigid seal]

rd is <1

[opaque folio]

yeah me too

[rotund drift]

its 4

[opaque folio]

):

i love uchi though

so much

was so upset i had to take it off ngl

[frigid seal]

it was 2% back in 2021

[opaque folio]

might paply anyway

[frigid seal]

i think its reduced

[rotund drift]

the data set 4

said 4

[frigid seal]

paply fr

[opaque folio]

fr

paplying

[frigid seal]

im hoping for my state school fr

let me in plz

[opaque folio]

😎 i love my safety

so we are good

[frigid seal]

i need a backup

my state school aint no safety 😔

[opaque folio]

rip

[rotund drift]

what state

[opaque folio]

neither is my state school imagine ucs

[frigid seal]

tx

[opaque folio]

ohhh ut

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah exactly 😭 but if I get rejected

Too far away

[opaque folio]

oh nooo ):

[burnt gust]

wdym

[opaque folio]

u get into ucr !!

[burnt gust]

some ucs are safeties

[opaque folio]

definitely at least

oh yeah some are

[hybrid skiff]

No bro my friends got into ucla but wl by ucr…

[burnt gust]

even middle of the road ucs are hella doable

[opaque folio]

what..

ok nvm

NO YEAH I DEFINITELY KNOW THAT

[frigid seal]

btw @rotund drift UT OOS was 8% 4 years ago and ive heard its around 4% so canfield oos is nearly impossible

[hybrid skiff]

They’re just random atp

[rotund drift]

i cant do ed if i get in questbridge finalist but denied from ncm

[opaque folio]

BUT id rather go to a safety in the midwest than like a target here ngl

i want seasons ):

[burnt gust]

yeah but if ur gpa sticks out a bit more u might have an even better shot

[opaque folio]

is questbridge worth to do

i dont get its concept ngl 😭

[frigid seal]

yes

its a full ride

for low income kids

[rotund drift]

never back down never what

[hybrid skiff]

I have a high gpa but a lot of people ik got rejected from ucs but got into really good schools

[frigid seal]

bro 😭

i took out uf, unc, uva

oos publics are dookie

[rotund drift]

i still have uva in my list

[frigid seal]

(except daddy umich)

[opaque folio]

whats a "stick out" gpa

just curious 😭

[burnt gust]

uc gpa like 4.5+ for mid tier prob

[rotund drift]

the bad thing bout uva is that i have to wait 2 years to apply to their undergraduate business school

[opaque folio]

agh ok

[opal silo]

why did they reject duke? just curious to hear their reasoning because im still shaky on where i wanna ed as well

[opaque folio]

mine is at a 4.475 noo

[frigid seal]

same for unc

i aint doing allat

[opaque folio]

oh also ruby

[frigid seal]

thats why ut mccombs and umich ross you can get in as freshmen

[opaque folio]

if u got rejected duke because it was too far

[hybrid skiff]

Too far away + they’re more sympathetic to the east coast

[rotund drift]

yh but uva is 100% demonstrated need so thats why im applying it

[opaque folio]

why did they let u apply to penn

[opal silo]

oh bruh ofc i scroll down and this bozo is here @burnt gust touch grass

[opaque folio]

😭 its the same distance

[frigid seal]

which schools are on your qb

[opal silo]

aw that sucks

[hybrid skiff]

My mom came with me to upenn and loved it 💀 so she’s biased

[opal silo]

duke is really cool too

[opaque folio]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

GO MOTHER

[opal silo]

nice sports teams 🙂

[opaque folio]

w mother

except for the duke part but cool mom

[frigid seal]

duke is beautiful

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah I’m still applying rd fs

[opaque folio]

^^ yeah duke is gorgeous

[rotund drift]

upenn, usc, uva, notre dame, and uchicago

[opaque folio]

ooh nice

[hybrid skiff]

Ong im sure they would still support duke Ed but I don’t want to convince them

[frigid seal]

W someone from my school qb matched to uchi

[opaque folio]

mmmm valid

[hybrid skiff]

Like they would rather me go to ucla or UC Berkeley if I got in than duke

[opaque folio]

those r really supportive parents ngl

[hybrid skiff]

Which is valid

[desert coral]

i hate essays

[rotund drift]

i dont think anybody from my school ever heard of qb before

[opal silo]

damn

but upenn over ucla and ucb?

[opaque folio]

and my mom looked at me

and laughed

and went "nooooo" like i was delusional for even thinking that

💀

[hybrid skiff]

They are fs 😭 getting sick makes them change a lot

[desert coral]

awesome but also why

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah

[opal silo]

damn

[opaque folio]

penn has pretty campus

[frigid seal]

have you considered cornell or dartmouth? i feel like those would be good for IB as well

[hybrid skiff]

Why am I applying Ed?

[frigid seal]

any ivy over UCs

[opal silo]

penn has good squash (not biased)

[desert coral]

why no duke

duke is in my top 3 tbh

[opal silo]

idk man

[rotund drift]

so you can apply to 1 ed, 1 ed2, and as many ea schools at one time?

[desert coral]

top 3 is like Penn Brown Duke

[frigid seal]

not debatable

[hybrid skiff]

Too far away from them + purple state + my mom liked Penn a lot

[opal silo]

haas over brown/darty/cornell any day @frigid seal especially in state

[frigid seal]

yes if the EA ones arent REA

[opal silo]

very debatable lmfao

[hybrid skiff]

Mine too 😭

[opaque folio]

penn n duke are also in my top 3 😭

[rotund drift]

yeah cornell is like top 5 target school for ib. im still thinking

[frigid seal]

not for business bro in general

[opaque folio]

not sure what the other in my top 3 would be

[hybrid skiff]

Bro I’m so in love w brown

[opal silo]

u mean to tell me haas in state tuition is worse than brown or darty

[frigid seal]

blud i meant in general

[rotund drift]

alr

[frigid seal]

not business specific

[opal silo]

well idk man

[opaque folio]

do i apply to uva out of state

[opal silo]

even not business

[hybrid skiff]

Def not

[frigid seal]

haas OOS aint worth it

[opaque folio]

dont think its worth it

[desert coral]

wtf is purple state

[opal silo]

just in state tuition over brown is better imo

[frigid seal]

im not bc imo it aint worht it

[hybrid skiff]

Swing state

[opaque folio]

yeah ^^

[frigid seal]

ivies have insane aid unless ur rich af

[opal silo]

northwestern 🤮

[opaque folio]

but its also good kinda

but idk

[opal silo]

im middle class af

[desert coral]

u mean Penn is?

[opaque folio]

NU >>>

I LOVE NU

[opal silo]

fine nyu then

nyu is yuck

[opaque folio]

ok

[hybrid skiff]

North Carolina is I think Pennsylvania is too actually idk

[opaque folio]

i can accept that

[desert coral]

PA battleground state woot woot

[opaque folio]

nyu is kinda yucky

[hybrid skiff]

Nooo why say this

[opaque folio]

except im still applying

💀

[desert coral]

ya PA is a battleground state but I didnt know NC is

[frigid seal]

so am I and if ur really middle class and not those 300k+ 'middle class' kids u should try out ivy NPCs and they give nearly full tuition depending on what part of middle class u r

[opaque folio]

yucky as in no campus yucky

[rotund drift]

this chat more active than #🚀-general-chat

[hybrid skiff]

Duke is too

[opaque folio]

but nyc is too cool to be yucky

[frigid seal]

its upenn the GOAT school

[opal silo]

really thats actually iwld

[opaque folio]

^^ it is

[desert coral]

boi duke is not a state

[opal silo]

yeah im not 300k+ a year

[hybrid skiff]

We should prob go to #🛩-lounge-chat if we’re not talking about penh

[opaque folio]

nc i mean

[hybrid skiff]

Nc

[opaque folio]

MASS MIGRATION

[desert coral]

nah I love all the messages in here

[hybrid skiff]

Also iz how is your first month at Penn

[hybrid skiff]

Real penn supremacy

[opaque folio]

its the flex

[frigid seal]

im gonna name drop these kids in my why penn

[opaque folio]

30k penn messages by end of month

[frigid seal]

[desert coral]

auto reject

[grizzled pivot]

What are we wafflin about

[desert coral]

u mention emre in ur application and you get filtered out

[hybrid skiff]

“Emre made me love Penn”

[opal silo]

bro no one went to lounge 💀

so tragic

[opaque folio]

emre told me that penn was cool

[frigid seal]

idk man @rich kraken said that people name dropped her in duke essays and got in lmfao

[opaque folio]

auto reject fr

[frigid seal]

i did 😭

[desert coral]

just dont

no need

[opal silo]

ikr bro got left hanging 😭

[rotund drift]

isnt ed for ivy more competitive

i saw this one tiktok

[grizzled pivot]

I doubt dropping any particular name is gonna get you in tbh

[desert coral]

nah

[opal silo]

emre as usual

[opaque folio]

someone told me that too and i was like

no..?

[grizzled pivot]

It’s probably more about the context

[opaque folio]

but now im not sure ngl

[burnt gust]

doubt it

cause many ppl apply to multiple ivies

[frigid seal]

im joking its obv not hte name that got them in if weere being honest its proll inspite of the name dropping lmfaooo

[opal silo]

my great great great grandfather john harvard.....

[rotund drift]

cause mostly legacy students and atheletes

[opaque folio]

i heard that ed penn doesnt do anything since its all athletes

and legacy yeah

[rotund drift]

and nobel peace prize winners

[opaque folio]

any comment on that

[burnt gust]

💀

[rotund drift]

nobel peice

piece

[opaque folio]

nah mr goldman sach u get a nobel prize u got this

[opal silo]

bruh r u fr

[desert coral]

ok but that doesnt make up even 10% of the 15% who get in ED prob

[burnt gust]

my dad loves to talk about how useless nobel peace prize is

[opal silo]

time to switch my ed

[burnt gust]

ed ua

[opaque folio]

IDK

[desert coral]

plus u can just get deferred

[opaque folio]

NO DONT BELIEVE ME

[hybrid skiff]

Does Penn have a marine bio or animal sciences major

[burnt gust]

university of akron

[opaque folio]

SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT

DONT TRUST ME AND SWITCH UR WHOLE APP AROUND BRO

[opal silo]

please jump off a bridge

[desert coral]

not major

[hybrid skiff]

Aww

[opal silo]

arizona? 💀

[hybrid skiff]

Duke has a whole marine bio research lab…

[opaque folio]

does penn have nice courses environmental design / sustainability ish

[desert coral]

I think lehigh does idk

[rotund drift]

only 15% get in ed?

[hybrid skiff]

I’ll look into it

[desert coral]

Penn has like a vet school

[hybrid skiff]

Wait seriously

[desert coral]

people do stuff in there

ya

multiple buildings for vet school

[opaque folio]

ya

[desert coral]

they have bio labs and some of the stuff has to do with animals

[hybrid skiff]

Wowww

[desert coral]

theres also research u can do in labs abt animal behavior

I wanna do it

[hybrid skiff]

That’s actually very cool

[bold onyx]

nah east coast connections >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[hybrid skiff]

Idk I feel like I want to switch to prevet

[opal silo]

bro for business even?

[rotund drift]

this gates scholarship keeps emailing to do my apps even tho im not pell elgible

[opal silo]

emre trippin

[hybrid skiff]

So like that would be super cool

[opaque folio]

😭

[desert coral]

they have marine bio classes but not major, you would just do bio major with some other concentration

[opal silo]

i need to find a new favorite upenn student

[bold onyx]

auto admit

[burnt gust]

urself

💯

[hybrid skiff]

Apparently Penn has a prevet program

[opal silo]

for real

[desert coral]

https://www.bio.upenn.edu/undergraduate/concentrations

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah most schools have this

[rotund drift]

whats prevet

pervert?

[desert coral]

vet school ig

[burnt gust]

wait are you trying to become a marine vet

[hybrid skiff]

Pre veterinary track

[burnt gust]

like one of those people that takes care of sick dolphins at seaworld

[rotund drift]

oh pre-vet

[hybrid skiff]

I would love to do this yeah

[rich kraken]

but not because of that specifically 😭😭. It just means that if you learned specific things you like about the school from current atudents or alumni, you could incorporate that as an intro/transition/conclusion in the why us esaay. But that's not going to get you in alone.

[burnt gust]

:0

[hybrid skiff]

Not at sea world bc I don’t support but dream

[opaque folio]

thats so cool omg

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-heat-lebron-james-nba-celebrate-happy-gif-4912078

[opaque folio]

marine vet sounds like such a fun job

super super interesting dslfkjfds

[hybrid skiff]

It definitely is

[rotund drift]

my glorious king

[burnt gust]

oh yeah i did hear something about seaworld scandal

[hybrid skiff]

I volunteer w seals and like

[bold onyx]

yes, especially for business

[hybrid skiff]

I love it

[hybrid skiff]

L sea world

[opal silo]

BRO AINT NO WAY

[hybrid skiff]

They always have an issue

[frigid seal]

Guys rate my essay: The reasons I have for wanting to go to the University of Pennsylvania are several. I feel that UPenn can give me a better background and better liberal education than any other university. I've always wanted to go there, as I have felt that it is not just another college, but is a university with something definite to offer. Then too, I would like to go to the same college as my father, Elon Musk. To be a "Wharton man" is an enviable distinction and one that I sincerely hope I shall attain.

[opaque folio]

yeah east coast is better for biz no?

[bold onyx]

bro connections are everything in business

[opaque folio]

like theres the stanford la region and then east coast

[opal silo]

Brown (some made up major with their weird curriculum) over HAAS IN STATE TUITION???

[bold onyx]

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better

[opaque folio]

yeah

thats what i thought

[opal silo]

Ik but you cannot honestly tell me brown over haas

[opaque folio]

also nyc and boston >

la

wow ok discord

[desert coral]

https://www.vet.upenn.edu/research/core-resources-facilities/animal-model-core-corl/train-with-us

see if this is for u

[bold onyx]

full price vs in state tuition go haas. but same price any ivy > haas

[burnt gust]

all i need to know

[opaque folio]

in state haas tho yeah

[hybrid skiff]

Ty!!

[opaque folio]

but also not a huge fan of berk environment

[hybrid skiff]

Don’t visit

[opal silo]

yeah but its in state for me

[burnt gust]

fair enough last time was long time ago

[frigid seal]

yea ik m j trolling

[opal silo]

haas all the way but the berkeley campus is more overcrowded than like idk @burnt gust 's house

[frigid seal]

no one liked my essay 😔

[hybrid skiff]

W

“Candidates must have a degree in veterinary medicine (or equivalent) and a strong interest in translational research.” 😭

[burnt gust]

:)

[opal silo]

didnt a president like robert f kennedy do that B)

[frigid seal]

i went during the winter and there was nobody there and i got to go on the field and in the stands

[burnt gust]

id take brown or cornell over berkeley in a heartbeat

[bold onyx]

yea haas is good but ivy's just have better east coast networks which is where u wanna be for finance imo

[frigid seal]

i took videos and pics

[crimson notch]

okay don’t troll and then say i’m jus trolling

[opal silo]

how the turn tables

[frigid seal]

which rule is that?

[burnt gust]

?

[opal silo]

ur studying math bro dont be such a prestige whore

[burnt gust]

smh

[opal silo]

jk ily ❤️

[burnt gust]

brown math is very good

[crimson notch]

rule 1 don’t troll

[opal silo]

yeah fr

[burnt gust]

cornell idk tbh

💀

i need to research more

plus berk is just as prestigious

[rotund drift]

thats a real rule?

[opal silo]

what about being

[burnt gust]

oh this is assuming same price*

[opal silo]

ohhh

[frigid seal]

i thought its being nice

[opal silo]

yeah then obv ivies

[crimson notch]

rule 1 also includes don’t be annoying

[burnt gust]

NO SILLIES

[tropic meadow]

#📜-rules

​Rule 1: Be Nice

​Please respect all members of the community. Disruptive, aggressive, disrespectful, creepy, or otherwise obnoxious behavior is prohibited. Hate speech and slurs within the community, whether via server messages or profiles, are absolutely not tolerated.

[crimson notch]

also rule 2

[frigid seal]

my bad for being obnoxious my fellow applicants

[rotund drift]

but the first amendment said we have free speech

[tropic meadow]

#📜-rules

​Rule 2: Answer Questions with Good Intent

​Please only answer questions if you know your answers are correct. If you aren't sure, don't be afraid to double check! Share official sources where possible (e.g. school websites). If a question is subjective, you should still have some backing when approaching it. While it's okay if you need to be corrected on occasion, purposeful misinformation will receive infractions.

[frigid seal]

sorry!

[crimson notch]

thanks!

[frigid seal]

I didnt lie tho i literally said ppl name dropped her and got in which she said herself lmao

this isnt worth the time tho so wtvr

[crimson notch]

yeah i mean in general you’ve been “trolling” and then saying oh i’m jus trolling

anywho be good

👍

[rotund drift]

thanks

[opaque folio]

same w/ consulting im guessing?

[bold onyx]

ye

[desert coral]

thats for the prevet program or the fellowship thing? those are different

[opaque folio]

i think only difference would be tech n stuff but then east coast also have mit so im not rly sure 😭

isnt west coast like boiling point for tech stuff

[bold onyx]

nah west coast better for tech

[desert coral]

but afaik vet medicine is this https://catalog.upenn.edu/graduate/veterinary-medicine/programs/

[opaque folio]

yeah okok

[frigid seal]

stanford on top

[opaque folio]

that makes sense

[desert coral]

which is not undergrad

[bold onyx]

thats why stanny and cal are pretty insane for startups/vc

cal not as much as stanny but still very strong

[frigid seal]

@bold onyx if you had a guaranteed transfer to any college would you stay at penn or where would you go and why

[desert coral]

STOP

emre you would stay here right?

[frigid seal]

what bro

emre is my idol

[rotund drift]

hustlers university