University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2023-2024)

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school bus 😍

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driving?

oh

buses are so bad

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I moved but was still in the district cuz rural schools have large areas they cover

first house was 20 min drive second house was 10 min drive

no traffic ofc

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ah

honestly 30 minutes by car is 50-60 by bus

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ya

my friend lives 30 min drive from our hs

lmao

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ik people who live that far from ours yea

its not urban yk

more like suburban altho if im not mistaken there are some less populated areas close to us

[desert coral]

suburban is nice

they usually have the good schools

i wanna live in a suburban area when Im older and have kids

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fair ig

[desert coral]

I lived suburban for 4 years

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our school is good altho when i went to camp literally everyone there went to a super cracked school

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15 min walk from school

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💀

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yesss

im like 20 minute walk off

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When I was a kid I lived in a very urban ish area

but not like a nice area

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oh so youve kinda seen all types

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but I was only like 5ish min walk from school

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uh oh

hopefully not dangerous

[desert coral]

I lived there until I was like 6 so I dont remember it great

we moved a lot

cuz we never owned a house

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lmao it kinda was kinda wasnt

it could be worse but wasnt great

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fair

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We lived in one of those family sharing homes

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the biggest danger in our area is the school kids

[desert coral]

and I slept in the living room with my mom on the couch 😍

[opaque pilot]

I think I have pretty good ECs

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not even joking i met someone whos going into ms close to us and his ms is actually a hellhole

[opaque pilot]

Competitive ECs

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oof

[faint badger]

same i think

[desert coral]

Ya rough start cuz my family immigrated

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good luck at penn yall

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ohh

yeah it was like that when my parents immigrated too theyre a lot richer now tho 💀

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my mom aint rich but better off

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thats good

[faint badger]

Why is this saving my life rn?
https://penncourses.xyz

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uh what the

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lol that guy got a lot of clout for it

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rlly? interesting

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https://courses.upenn.edu/

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i hate this website

its so bad

[faint badger]

im using this too

would this b the most updated

[desert coral]

ya cuz its what we use to make our schedule

[burnt osprey]

yes but it can be deceptive

make sure to change the term when checking to see if classes still exist

many classes are taught exclusively in the spring

also, it only goes back a year i think for non students

so you cant see if something was offered in a previous year

[faint badger]

got itttt

Ugh I gotta mention a 6000 level course... how hard is it to get enrolled in one as an undergrad?

[bold onyx]

pretty easy afaik

[faint badger]

great thanks

[burnt osprey]

will vary

depends on the prof and section

that said idt it matters when mentioning in essays

[faint badger]

should i stay away from mentioning a 7000 level course then?

[bold onyx]

tf is a 7000 level course 💀

what 7000 level course would u even mention

[burnt osprey]

A course with the number 7 in it’s thousanth place

[faint badger]

but idt i need to i alr found a few others that i can actually take that hit what im going for

[desert coral]

Why do u need to know this

Confused

[burnt osprey]

Same

I’m confused

You don’t need that

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Is that even undergrad level

I know after a certain thousand number it becomes masters or doctorate level

[desert coral]

You do not need all this for a supplement

I’m assuming it’s for why Penn

[faint badger]

yeah i might b overthinking it

[faint badger]

technically after 5000

[desert coral]

Then don’t mention ones that are that high and tbh you don’t need the mention the course number

[bold onyx]

that’s like upper masters class

[desert coral]

You wanna see my supp for why this undergrad school?

It was very formulaic

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sure lol

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could i 😭

why us is so difficult for me idk why

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founded a 6 fig business ☠️

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hey could I?

[desert coral]

Sure but it’s poopy

Remember guys, they don’t expect you to be the next big author. They know you’re high schoolers, it’s fine to write like a high schooler!!!

Just try to make your personality and traits (if that’s the right word for it) shine!

AND CHECK OUT COLLEGE ESSAY GUY

HE IS AMAZING

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To the artistically inclined please join the daily Pennsylvanian we funnie

[faint badger]

lemme guess 6 fig stock trader as well

[frigid seal]

ryan has the sweaty nerd vibe

and not in a bad way

like he genuinely enjoys studying and grinding

[faint badger]

respect

@opaque pilot are you applying for m&t

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You should’ve put the “crazy I was crazy once” there

[opaque folio]

broo i have a mid 5-figure and that alr takes like the entirety of my afterschool how do u do 6 figure 😭

ryan is the sweaty kid

but also social ecs so un-nerd

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i literally not mentioning my old dropshipping biz that did high 5 figs cuz i dont want them to think im in it for the $ 😦

[opaque folio]

OH HELP

I THOUGHT I MEANT U DID THAT AND I WAS LIKE

WH

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help 😭

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what i thought u meant @opaque pilot

😭 cause u said hes cracked right?

[opaque folio]

i mistaken dsklfjsfd

HE IS CRACKED

sorry i just got out of like

the first day of school

and

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aint no way im anti buisness lol

[opaque folio]

my brain is so fried

ohhh i see

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5 figures is not normal lol???

[faint badger]

i was into finance and pivoted

and im distancing myself as much as possible

[copper notch]

everytime i think of high schoolers owning massive buisnesses i think rich lol

[opaque folio]

not rich haha

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i have no clue how u can do that on ur own

[bold onyx]

no hes applying just wharton

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literally doesnt sound normal to me

[opaque folio]

etsy! i do lots of advertising & have done it since freshman yr

[bold onyx]

apparently barely anyone who didnt do m&tsi or whatever gets in

[tacit ice]

sounds like some steve jobs typa shit

[copper notch]

yeah ppl here talking abt raising money thorugh venture capitol

[faint badger]

why wouldnt one j ed to m&t and ed to wharton if ur eding anyways

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i only know what that is bc i watch shark tank 💀

[opaque pilot]

nah i wa sthinking about it

decided not to

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like 95% of business do not need VC

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there was this one guy

[faint badger]

most cant run w vc money

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@tranquil dagger

[opaque pilot]

vc needed really just to scale up already successful business

[bold onyx]

not a lot of ppl get in doing that afaik

[copper notch]

i believe he had a buisness/npo or smth

[faint badger]

like all DTC did not need VC

[opaque folio]

hawk scary

all biz kids r scary ngl

[copper notch]

IK but his polisci ec's are so fire tho

[faint badger]

i am

[opaque pilot]

well

with m&t u get evaluated for a backup too dont u

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yeah

[opaque pilot]

so if u dont mind writing the waht extra 1 or 2 essays

go for it

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i'm eding to m&t and wharton so

[opaque pilot]

good luck brodie

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i might ed penn for the HSOC major

[faint badger]

the director of m&t is a professor in my field 😮

[opaque pilot]

rthats pretty sick

i might dual degree once i get into penn

or if i get to attend rather*

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huntsman sounds so fascinating to me but i dont got the cracked stats necessary

[opaque pilot]

whats that

[opaque pilot]

yeah huntsman is what made me fall in love iwth penn

[copper notch]

health and societies!

[opaque pilot]

with

[bold onyx]

making sure u get rejected cuz of this one

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health and societies

[opaque pilot]

thats pretty cool

ok emre

emre u really wish u were elon musk

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u need cracked stats?

[opaque pilot]

wheres ur wharton + physics dual degree

[faint badger]

my worst part is fucking awards

[hybrid skiff]

Praying you get into Penn more than I do

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huntsman is one of the hardest ones for penn so yh

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yeah but mainly you need like idk language ec's

[opaque pilot]

STOP

PRAY FOR URSELF MORE.

[hybrid skiff]

No I’m being so Fr rn

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hi ruby hru

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I’ve given up on college 😭 it feels helpless

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i literally cut all my finance ecs from my app

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im just hoping i get into ppe or poli sci now

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cuz i have zero chance for finance

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you got into the fly in ed and you'll be fine probs.

[opaque pilot]

dw ab out it this is 1 part of a million opportunities in life

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why?

[hybrid skiff]

Hi Michelle! I’m struggling to get through my book 😭 I’ve read 21 pgs in the last like 2 hrs bc I keep stopping to annotate

How are you?

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^^^^ sadly this encourages my twin to apply to 30 schools bc its the only opportunity they'll get 💀

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cuz i found a new passion like last yr

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worst mistake ever

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what is ur new passion

[hybrid skiff]

It just feels like I have no control over anything so why bother with worrying 😐 it’s nice to see you still being so passionate though

[opaque pilot]

yeah imean i think the people that are successful and graduated from an ivy would be successful anywhere

like elon musk would prolly be elon if he attended idk

george washington university

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I'm fine! i've been creating some rlly cute henna designs.

[opaque pilot]

dont stress about it too much

[copper notch]

been testing them on my twin lol

[hybrid skiff]

Can you send? I love henna

Henna used to freak me out as a kid though

[faint badger]

supply chain!

[opaque pilot]

ur young this is the the time to have fun college is important for sure but dont stress about it too much

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i think they might dox me tbh ruby

[hybrid skiff]

Honestly I’ll go where I go 😀

[hybrid skiff]

Oh you’re all good then

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theyre still related so i dont think u should scrap ur finance ecs

[opaque pilot]

yeah exactly i mean

you'll end up where ur supposed to

[tacit ice]

yh thats the right mentality

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yeah two r on there

[opaque pilot]

dw about it too much

[faint badger]

j not my old biz

[copper notch]

yeah i've always wanted to try hair henna 😂

[opaque pilot]

hair henna is scary

[hybrid skiff]

Hopefully I won’t get rejected everywhere

[hybrid skiff]

Fr

[opaque pilot]

u wont dw about it

[hybrid skiff]

Huh???

Like

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queen dw

[hybrid skiff]

Dying your hair??

[opaque pilot]

yeah people stain their hair with henna

so itsorange

[hybrid skiff]

What

[opaque pilot]

yeah u didnt know that?

[copper notch]

yeah its kinda cute if you do it right

[hybrid skiff]

I thought you were doing hand designs michelle 😭

[tacit ice]

my mom and dad dye their hair with henna

[opaque pilot]

it looks really cool

[hybrid skiff]

No I used to avoid henna bc kids made fun of me in preschool when I went with it 😭

[opaque pilot]

alot of bengali men do it to their beards

[copper notch]

no i wanna go to a store so they can do it for me😭 but i do do designs lol

[tacit ice]

but it permanently stains ur hair so you end up with orange hair instead of white when u turn old

[hybrid skiff]

Wait I think my parents actually do this 💀

[hybrid skiff]

Oh no

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preschoolers are the worst lol

[opaque pilot]

kids r insensitive

[hybrid skiff]

Ohh 😭 I was so confused

[hybrid skiff]

Real

[opaque pilot]

bridal henna is so pretty

[hybrid skiff]

Also real and I was so scared of my culture for a while

[opaque pilot]

yeah same

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kinda like this

[copper notch]

yeah!!! especially the intricate designs

[hybrid skiff]

Yeah during my cousin’s wedding I got a whole handful and never went to school with henna again

[opaque pilot]

bridal henna is soooo pretty

i see

[copper notch]

soooo cute

[hybrid skiff]

So pretty

[bold onyx]

ngl im thinking of doing cs minor instead then doing accelerated masters

[hybrid skiff]

Concerning

[copper notch]

ngl her hair looks fire

[hybrid skiff]

I have a pic of my henna recently

[opaque pilot]

really but u still wanna do finance dont u

[faint badger]

is it worth to do masters wo work exp

[tacit ice]

my aunts all got the henna hair now

[copper notch]

depends on your field

[bold onyx]

no idea

[faint badger]

not for an mba tho

[opaque pilot]

i see

[bold onyx]

yea

[copper notch]

at least for my major ideally you'd want policy experience/work employment before getting an MPP

[opaque pilot]

u might not even find out ur true passion during college

[faint badger]

no pt of doing it w/o work xp

especially after wharton

[opaque pilot]

it might be in the middle of ur life

who knows

[bold onyx]

ngl i dont have passion

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i wonder if ppl doing buisness think its their true passion

[copper notch]

question answered 😭

[opaque pilot]

i enjoy business but the entrepreneurship aspects of it

[faint badger]

it is

[opaque pilot]

ive always liked to make things and stuff sincec i was a kid

[opaque pilot]

you'll find out one day might not be in the next 4 years might be in 20

[copper notch]

my parents think buisness degrees are a rip off 😭 even tho them wharton grads are literally making bank lol

[opaque pilot]

honestly depends

i do think that a technical degree is better at MOST schools

but for those schools that are known for business

business degrees can have great outcomes

[bold onyx]

facts

[opaque pilot]

thats why im applyijg CS to my safeties

just bc i would rather do CS at george mason than economics/business

[faint badger]

my safeties have good biz programs

[opaque pilot]

thats great then

there are good safeties with good biz programs

u have good stats right so u prolly have iu kelley DA

[faint badger]

state school has a top 5 biz program so

[opaque pilot]

theres UCI merage theres alot

[bold onyx]

??

[opaque pilot]

yea same

t10

[bold onyx]

ross?

[opaque pilot]

my state school is uva

mcintire is a top 10 program

id say so

[bold onyx]

ngl ross and berkeley overrated

[faint badger]

nvm top 7

ut p good

[opaque pilot]

oh

mccombs def good

[hybrid skiff]

Berkeley is so nice though

[faint badger]

their honors program loves high test scores so hopefully i get in to that

[faint badger]

yeah i am

[opaque pilot]

idk i think with berkeley and ross since theyre such large B schools

in comparison to wharton or even like

[faint badger]

not applying ot berk

[opaque pilot]

mcintire

its alot more cutthroat and competitve

competitive

[faint badger]

see w mcintire

ur not guaranteed

like i'd pick UT over UVA for biz

[hybrid skiff]

My cousin was a DA to iu kelley

[opaque pilot]

yeah

well nah

u can apply to mcintire auto now

i am

[hybrid skiff]

But she said not to stress if you’re a standard admit either

[faint badger]

i have to apply to uva anyways since my counselor is nominating me for the jeff scholars or wtvr

[opaque pilot]

u dont have to go through 2 years to apply to mcintire anymore

i see

[faint badger]

isnt DA like 1350 or above??

what is the req

[opaque pilot]

did u add uva to the common app kirk

[hybrid skiff]

A lot of people who are super cracked end up there and transfer apparently 😭

[opaque pilot]

its like 1400 and 3.7 weighted

its not that bad

[faint badger]

not yet

[opaque pilot]

one sec

[hybrid skiff]

Idk but ik her friend who got into usc Marshall and upenn picked iu kelley over them

And she was a standard admit

[faint badger]

thats wild

[faint badger]

no reason except for cost

[opaque pilot]

u can apply to mcintire directly now

[faint badger]

oh realllyyy

interesting

[opaque pilot]

yeah i guess since they have it on the app

BS in Commerce is McIntire

[faint badger]

yup

ngl ive never met someone who's went to mit for business

[opaque pilot]

wait nvm

thats academic interest

[faint badger]

oh

[opaque pilot]

it says u enter undeclared so u still have to apply

LOL

[faint badger]

well

[hybrid skiff]

no she's rich asf

[opaque pilot]

i think UVA econ is still good though

[faint badger]

yeah but ion fuck w charlottesville

[opaque pilot]

UVA econ and UVA commerce (mcintire) prolly not too far apart

yea na i visited i didnt like it

i would rather go to VT than UVA for most things

[hybrid skiff]

she said a ton of people at kelley transfer after the first year

[faint badger]

i j dont wanna piss my counselor off and say i dont want to be nominated for the jeff scholar

so i have to apply

[opaque pilot]

ic

[faint badger]

my cousin goes to mcintire and he loves it tho

[opaque pilot]

definitely a good school

no question

[faint badger]

fs

[opaque pilot]

like if i got in i wo uld be excited

would

[faint badger]

same

does mit even accept biz majors

i got a lot of research that they might find appealing but idk

the goal is wharton

[opaque pilot]

yeah

i think sloan has undergrad degrees

ye

[faint badger]

yeahhhh

[opaque pilot]

i honestly like b usiness analytics alot

if i end up at wharton imight choose that over finance

[faint badger]

thats what id apply for mit

oh for wharton im gonna double concentrate

[opaque pilot]

ye

more versatilit

thats p sick

[faint badger]

yeah

[faint badger]

whats ur social issue

[silver carbon]

real

[opaque pilot]

i did economic/political

or focused

its all one but those 2 aspects i prolly focused mor eon

[faint badger]

interesting

yeah its a bit trickier for finance guys

[opaque pilot]

i ta lked about bangladesh's inflationary pressure, energy shortages, lack of secured benefits and facilities, and then their pseudo-dicatorship

since im bengali

[faint badger]

that's a lot for 200 words

[frigid seal]

ive heard wharton is tryna move away from applicants only doing finance and ib like they want more entrepreneurship and creativity

[opaque pilot]

its all in one kinda like

intertwined

[faint badger]

yeah cuz whitney soule or wtvr

[bold onyx]

cp

[opaque pilot]

makes sense though but i imagine alot of people

"sell out"

they go in for entrepeneurship as a creative mind and sell out to IB/MBB

[faint badger]

dean furda wouldve shooed me in for being legacy smh

[hybrid skiff]

what does cp mean

[faint badger]

im going in for supply chain/ops and ik im gonna sell out

hopefully not tho i have a cool business idea that i wanna work on once im in college

[opaque pilot]

prolly will be able to you'll be surrounded by brilliant business minds

brilliant engineering & stem minds too

[frigid seal]

sending this to the upenn admissions office

youre packed up buddy

[opaque pilot]

resources from alumni will be vast too

[faint badger]

they dont care im legacy smh

[frigid seal]

average bay area student be like

[faint badger]

[frigid seal]

they dont gaf about legacy anymore

[faint badger]

sad truth

for me atleast

[frigid seal]

also i dont think mba legacy is as much valued

wharton mba is def hard but ik multiple ppl who did it

bro is first gen and legacy

[faint badger]

they got a singular def for it

[bold onyx]

cap i meant

[frigid seal]

ive been thinking about it before and i finally found someone who fits into the category

kirk first gen legacy kid at penn

[faint badger]

there would be way more ppl who did undergrad than mba right?

cuz 2000 kids a class vs 800

[hybrid skiff]

Oh idk I think berkeley is a pretty W school

I'd be very happy to go to it if i got in

[frigid seal]

my schools berk for last year

OOS

[hybrid skiff]

We had 7 in state 😭 and only 3 wanted to go

[frigid seal]

this is previous years tho tbf

[opaque pilot]

dam

2017 was cracked

and nione of them went to so they went to even better schools prolly 😭

[frigid seal]

nyu used to be easy pickings

none of these kids went lmfaooo

[frigid seal]

my schools 2016 and 2017 decisions are insane

but got less cracked over the years

this is nyu after the 2016 4/4

[faint badger]

oh wow

why r there so few ppl applying

[frigid seal]

one kid got in 2023 its cut off

[frigid seal]

average class size is 30-40 kids

[faint badger]

priv?

[frigid seal]

public

charter

[faint badger]

ohhh

cool

[frigid seal]

public-charter is the proper term

free school

its j really competitive and rigorous

so many drop out

[faint badger]

im trynna think of what schools like that r around us

but i have no idea lol

[frigid seal]

weve never had anyone to wharton

[faint badger]

u got one in 2018 and 2017 tho?

[frigid seal]

yes to penn

[faint badger]

ohh

[frigid seal]

i think cas

most ivies we havent had anyone

ill check tho

[faint badger]

@opaque pilot r u planning on joining a frat if u go to penn

[frigid seal]

1 accepted to columbia in 2018

none to cornell

1 to brown in 2016

none to darty

[faint badger]

we had 3 into harvard in 2022

[frigid seal]

1 to harvard in 2017

[burnt gust]

yo what

[frigid seal]

none to yale

[burnt gust]

you founded a business that makes mid 5 figures???

[frigid seal]

none to princeton

[tacit ice]

same lmaoo weve sent more people to harvard and princeton than yale

[frigid seal]

so total 5 to ivies 1 harvard 1 brown 1 columbia and 2 upenn

in schools history

all before 2018

essentially im cucked

[faint badger]

not baddd

[faint badger]

my friend j committed to yale for football

smh

[frigid seal]

we had people waitlisted to harvard and columbia and other ivies but none got in

2023

[frigid seal]

wish i was talented smh

[tacit ice]

we sent 13 to cornell, 8 to penn, 1 to princeton, and 1 to brown this yr

[frigid seal]

wtf

[faint badger]

feeder

[frigid seal]

feeder school ahh

[tacit ice]

and i go to a pretty avg large public hs

[opaque folio]

less of a business and more of a small online store

[faint badger]

cali?

[opaque folio]

just selling stuff i make etc

[tacit ice]

no its just a large nyc hs

[faint badger]

stuy?

[tacit ice]

normal one not the specialized ones

stuy sends like 30 to cornell

[opaque folio]

feeder school D:

[faint badger]

townsend?

[burnt gust]

small online store that makes 5 figs

[frigid seal]

i wish my school feeds

[faint badger]

we beat them every yr in frc!

[burnt gust]

😭

[tacit ice]

close were nearby

[opaque folio]

5 figs in 3-4 years

[faint badger]

cant be that good

[burnt gust]

STILL

[opaque folio]

and thats gross revenue u have to subtract stuff haha

[burnt gust]

THATS STILL 5 FIGS ANNUALLY

ah

[opaque folio]

SLDFKJFDS

THANK U THO <3

[faint badger]

queens hs?

[burnt gust]

broooo

[faint badger]

idk what else is there

[tacit ice]

no i got to francis lewis

[frigid seal]

broooo my goofy ahh counselor counts capped as an acceptance

[opaque folio]

i literally get home from school, package stuff for like 3 hours and advertise and everything and then start w/ my stuff its not like im rich and can just get everything done 😭

[faint badger]

oh cool

[faint badger]

hell nah

[faint badger]

passion fr

[burnt gust]

it's even better that ur putting in work

[tacit ice]

we do send like 30 people to nyu and bu tho so...

[opaque folio]

fr !! (made my brother do forced labor aka "cofounder" but bro hates me for it HE GETS HALF OF IT)

[frigid seal]

29 applied 27 accepted is crazy ngl

[tacit ice]

what school?

[faint badger]

thats crazyzyyy

[opaque folio]

absolutely insane how do u even get that 😭

[faint badger]

uT

UT

[frigid seal]

its fake bro

she counts a capped as acceptance

[tacit ice]

naviance is down for me so i cant even check

[frigid seal]

because technically its a guarantted transfer

but in reality i think we had 7-8 acceptances

which is pretty damn good out of a class of 40

[faint badger]

yeah we got the same ish

i think ab 10

out of 45

my class is 39 ppl

[frigid seal]

priv?

[faint badger]

ye

[frigid seal]

mine is 44

public tho

[faint badger]

its honeslty nice to have a small class

[frigid seal]

mine is k-12

ive known these mfs and grown up with them

for 10+ years

[faint badger]

ohh nice

ours is 5 - 12

i came in 8th tho

[frigid seal]

i joined in 3rd

lol

[faint badger]

went to public until then, then we got money 💀

[frigid seal]

hows ur naviance scattergrams looking? does your school have good ivy acceptances

[faint badger]

we use sum called scoir

[frigid seal]

oh

[faint badger]

but

lemme see

i think it was like 4/40 kids got in to wharton from the last 20 yrs

kinda terrible ngl

[frigid seal]

thats good

no its not bro

thats good

[faint badger]

but we got 3 in to harvard in 2022

[frigid seal]

2023? anything good?

[faint badger]

1 stanford but hes going to ut

[frigid seal]

bruh thats lame

[faint badger]

so full ride

yeahhh

[frigid seal]

yea but he is prob rich

[faint badger]

1 northwestern

[frigid seal]

so why not go to stanford

[burnt gust]

wtf that's insane

[frigid seal]

its 20 years tho

so....

and a priv school

[burnt gust]

out of 40 applying tho

[frigid seal]

which means they got dough

[burnt gust]

our school got dough

[faint badger]

nah we're not like a super rich priv school

[burnt gust]

we have had like maybe 1/3 or 1/2 a upenn each year out of many applicants

[faint badger]

like everyone's upper middle class not like $10M houses and loaded

[frigid seal]

if you can afford to pay for priv school in high school and dont get good aid at stanford i automatically assume ur rich

if ur mid to poor stanford will give good fin aid

[faint badger]

yeah idk why he went to ut

he's decently wealthy

his mom died or sum tho

[frigid seal]

oh

depends on major tho tbh

[faint badger]

chem engineering

[frigid seal]

stanny

but im not that guy

so

[faint badger]

1 northwestern and 1 uchicago

[frigid seal]

uchi ed?

[faint badger]

uchicago loves us

not sure

[frigid seal]

uchi rd is killer

hella impressive

ed still impressive obv

[opaque pilot]

business frat for sure

[faint badger]

they b sending an AO all the time to visit us

[opaque pilot]

im planning on rushing to a business frat

gnot sure about a social frat

[faint badger]

same

[frigid seal]

the best school we got was umich

[faint badger]

i could do a social frat but idk if i want to

[opaque folio]

):

[frigid seal]

and UT came a couple times

[faint badger]

he's fruity asl

[tacit ice]

social frats scare me

[frigid seal]

joining lgbt club

[opaque folio]

my naviance just opened bro

it was closed for the entirety of summer

[frigid seal]

bros school gatekeeps naviance

[opaque folio]

RIGHT

[tacit ice]

mine just went down

[opaque folio]

our school is hilarious

we hired a new principal + vp

and guess what

[faint badger]

a penn frat has this event where everyone dress in white linens and goes out to the country and drinks champagne and plays croquet

so funny

[opaque folio]

the vp quit a day into the start of school

everyone was like "damn mustve seen us insane gremlins and decided he wanted no part in it"

[opaque folio]

mine did too wtf

[faint badger]

penn nyu and duke r like the only schools that specifically ask iirc

[frigid seal]

all the schools ask

ur gender

wdym

[tacit ice]

its under repair or smth

[opaque folio]

yeah

[faint badger]

they ask if ur lgbt

[tacit ice]

i hope they update my gpa since its stuck on my sophomore yr one

[frigid seal]

yea

[desert coral]

I was not gone from this chat long and there’s like ten million more messages

[tranquil dagger]

👋

[tranquil dagger]

startup ye but im cfo

[tranquil dagger]

appreciate but i only rlly got one I like lol

[faint badger]

so hard to fit everything in 200 words for why penn

[desert coral]

https://admissions.upenn.edu/how-to-apply/what-penn-looks-for/incoming-class-profile

CO 2027

The bottom percentages for activities means nothing to me tho

Idk wtf they’re talking abt

[faint badger]

cool

finished all 5 supps for penn + m&t

atleast first drafts

[hybrid skiff]

They really like personal development and community impact

[fringe surge]

tf is personal development

[desert coral]

Who tf knows

[zenith oasis]

Ohh M&T💀

That’s for abnormal people😭

[opaque pilot]

twins

expert anti ddos (i don’t even run a front plate)

[hybrid skiff]

Does the upenn ty note have to be to a person

[bold onyx]

no

[hybrid skiff]

W

[fringe surge]

I wanna thank me

[rotund drift]

Thank you kanye west

[upper zealot]

Not

Hot*

[faint badger]

kinda slow

[opaque pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[opaque pilot]

sup its been a bit

[upper zealot]

real

[zenith oasis]

Thank you admissions officer for wanting to accept me 🫢

[upper zealot]

@opaque pilot waitwait wait

just to be sure im not high

when tuition is like 50k

does this mean per year or in total

[bold onyx]

per year

[upper zealot]

:pepeexit:

[bold onyx]

50k tuition total would be maddd cheap

[upper zealot]

💀 what the fuck

no way

i thought all along

harvard was like 55k total

Attending Harvard costs $54,269 in tuition for the 2023-2024 academic year, which jumps to $79,450

So this 79k is just one year-

[bold onyx]

yes

if ur full pay

[upper zealot]

which is 320k...

no fucking way

[bold onyx]

bro just discovered college

[upper zealot]

bro emre 😭 i thought when they say tuition or like x amount

thats whole year

i mean whole 4 years

[bold onyx]

no

college expensive if u dont get aid

[upper zealot]

rip ggwp

time to start unicorn startup and pay my way

[opaque pilot]

bro A YEAR

[burnt osprey]

I wish it was only a year

[opaque pilot]

i hope they double urs

kayak tax

yk why cause

like ur not as epic at academics as someone like me so they have to double the amount of professors and TAs that help u so u should get double tuition

[burnt osprey]

I’ve never been in a class w a TA

also I’m already being over charged as fuc

[upper zealot]

well fuck

reality hits

[burnt gust]

damn 😭

[zenith oasis]

Me after finding out Penn M&T is basically just consulting in (insert engineering degree)💀

[bold onyx]

they got a lot of quant nerds too

[desert coral]

Emre there is drama again

[bold onyx]

oo ooooo tell me tell me

[zenith oasis]

Eww
Was imagining startup nerds and all’at

So Stanford is really better 😔

[faint badger]

isnt m&t literally startup and quant guys

[bold onyx]

yea

[bold onyx]

stanford is by far the best school for anyone interested in startups

[burnt osprey]

!!

[opaque pilot]

real

[opaque pilot]

right and part of that is location

ur right next to silicone valley which has the most tech startups and houses half the FAANG + other companies like linkedin paypal nvidia ebay to name the the top

but also the largest concentration of west coast VC lies in that area too

[zenith oasis]

Let’s ditch Penn for stanny

Also are you M&T?

[opaque pilot]

nop strictly wharton

[bold onyx]

or just get rejected by both

[zenith oasis]

I like you

[bold onyx]

pause

[zenith oasis]

What are the least competitive colleges at Penn?

Is CAS more selective than Penn Engineering?

[bold onyx]

cas and wharton have like the same acceptance rate

cas might be slightlyyyyy lower

nursing is highest i believe

[zenith oasis]

Oh wow 😭

Thank you emre!!!

Nursing is filled with like women😭

Can’t even imagine being there yikes

Also where’s the best dorm on campus!

[desert coral]

Polar opposite school

[desert coral]

True!

[burnt osprey]

Nursing

That said I believe the requirements to apply are steeper and nursing is obv less popular

Of a field

Hence less applicants and therefore smaller acceptance rate

[burnt osprey]

What’s the issue with women lmao

It’s also not like you’re only taking classes and living with nursing students

Nursing is a minority on campus

[zenith oasis]

Nothing!!!

[zenith oasis]

Ohh that’s true too
But most classes as nursing is mostly clinical

[burnt osprey]

Tbh I imagine some of the classes might overlap w the typical premed courses that every college has people taking

[zenith oasis]

Yeah this!

But less freedom to explore? Idk

[burnt osprey]

For freshmen, lauder is easily the best but English house is extremely underrated

[burnt osprey]

Yeah fs don’t apply to nursing if ur not all in on nursing

[zenith oasis]

Thank youuuuuuuuu

[bold onyx]

they dont want me 😞

[burnt osprey]

Men don’t either

[bold onyx]

nah for some reason gay dudes love me

[burnt osprey]

Your name gives gay ngl

Like your full name

[bold onyx]

god gave me the wrong kinda rizz

[bold onyx]

racist ash

[burnt osprey]

That’s a gay man with 12.5k Twitter followers name

[zenith oasis]

+1😭

[bold onyx]

how do you even think of this bro

[burnt osprey]

That’s just your energy

[zenith oasis]

The name gives off Colin Morgan vibes

[bold onyx]

im gonna adopt a new personality because of this

[burnt osprey]

You’ll never escape your name

[bold onyx]

yes i will

im telling people to call me “em”

[burnt osprey]

That’s girly

[zenith oasis]

Already taken

[bold onyx]

^

stupid buffoon

you think emiminem is girly?

no

hes a thug

[burnt osprey]

Nah mfs gonna think your name Emily

Or Emma

Or worse.. Emma Leigh

[bold onyx]

nah im gonna say my name is emre but you can call me em or m however they wanna spell it

[burnt osprey]

Peak self hating behavior

Embrace your inherent bisexual flavoring

[bold onyx]

i only love women

[zenith oasis]

The way you spelt this is crazy😭

[bold onyx]

i am always down bad smh

[bold onyx]

idk the spelling

[burnt osprey]

Avg ememre moment

[zenith oasis]

No evidence

[bold onyx]

YES THERE IS ASK @raw crater OR DG (idk if dgs in the server rn)

[bold onyx]

racist

[burnt osprey]

You are the white people of Asia

[bold onyx]

and?

im legally white but visually colored

[burnt osprey]

I do this to you

[bold onyx]

thats actually like the worst possible combo ngl

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24461244

[raw crater]

im busy drunk driving

[bold onyx]

coolio julio

[zenith oasis]

😭😭😭how do you people think of this

[raw crater]

wym

thats what im doing rn

and texting

i got 2 citations this week alr

[bold onyx]

women privilege smh

if that was me i would have been arrested

[burnt gust]

penn chat wildin as usual

[desert coral]

Wonder why

I ask you to go with me somewhere with friends and you say you never want to leave your room and only play fortnite

Wonder why women don’t want you

[burnt osprey]

LMAO?

[desert coral]

Emre you have to at least leave your room for women to know you exist bro

[bold onyx]

ngl i’d rather play fortnite

[desert coral]

Smh

[bold onyx]

listen

if i play fortnite

and grind

[burnt osprey]

Fortnite girls won’t keep you warm at night

[bold onyx]

i can get earnings

and when i get hella earnings

[burnt osprey]

Mf you’re in Wharton why do you need Fortnite

[bold onyx]

getting girls is easy

[desert coral]

Boy..just get a job

[bold onyx]

yea but thats like normal

im different

[desert coral]

You’re definitely different

[bold onyx]

definitely

[burnt osprey]

Do it

Get a girls number by the end of PFP

[bold onyx]

no but like once i have hella earnings

[desert coral]

He isn’t at pfp

[burnt osprey]

O

[bold onyx]

im not even at pfp 🤯

[burnt osprey]

Get a girl by the end of NSO

[bold onyx]

i somehow didnt get invited smh

[opaque pilot]

emre doesn't have game

[desert coral]

There is 1 dude here that has gotten half the girls here already

[burnt osprey]

it won’t last

[desert coral]

They’re all obsessed with this dude

[bold onyx]

no i need to have hella fortnite earnings first

[opaque pilot]

emre not lik eme

[burnt osprey]

Wait now I’m curious lmao

[bold onyx]

yea cuz ur already rich smh

[opaque pilot]

na u dont got game like me.

[desert coral]

He’s pulling

[opaque pilot]

(imb asic af)

[burnt osprey]

Imo being rich makes a man uglier

[desert coral]

Like literally I see at least one girl enter his room every night

[bold onyx]

its not game buddy its being rich 🤦‍♂️

[opaque pilot]

alse

false

[bold onyx]

false

[burnt osprey]

I am a woman attracted to men

[opaque pilot]

yeah but lke

yk

[desert coral]

Rich is fine if it doesn’t get to his head

[burnt osprey]

A real man is working class

[bold onyx]

u want an npc huh

[opaque pilot]

beta mindset @bold onyx

[burnt osprey]

Anything richer makes men ugly to me

[sharp parrot]

why is this the most active thread

[opaque pilot]

kayak wants to be stuck in the matrix

[burnt osprey]

Rich people are NPCs

[desert coral]

Because everybody loves Penn

[bold onyx]

cap

[desert coral]

You’re an npc

[burnt osprey]

I’ve dated millionaires and I’ve dated illegal immigrants

[bold onyx]

have u ever met anyone like mark zuckerberg?

[burnt osprey]

Guess which one is more interesting

Has more story

[opaque pilot]

have u met ken griffin yet

[bold onyx]

literally so cap

[burnt osprey]

Is funner

[bold onyx]

I WANNA MEET HIM

[desert coral]

Mf refuses to leave his room

[opaque pilot]

i will

[burnt osprey]

Who

[opaque pilot]

im going to citadel's datathon

😄

[bold onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[desert coral]

Emre didn’t you text me that ur worried abt having friends like bro I’m inviting you places with my friends and you say no

[burnt osprey]

I’m creating an empire

[opaque pilot]

hop off

[bold onyx]

yea i changed my mind and realized grinding fortnite is the move

call it character development

[desert coral]

Character regression

[burnt osprey]

Character depletion

[bold onyx]

im skipping class to grind fort no cap

[opaque pilot]

nvm

this kid is not the future

[desert coral]

You’re dropping out

[bold onyx]

🙏🙏

[opaque pilot]

emres not the key

[burnt osprey]

That’s what happens when you back a turk over a Bengali

[bold onyx]

actually so jealous

[opaque pilot]

ur classist u prefer middle class over rich

ur not slick either

[burnt osprey]

That’s the correct mindset

[bold onyx]

facts

fuck the working class

[burnt osprey]

Born rich people are the lamest kind of people

[desert coral]

Of what? You’re broke, refuse to get a job, and never want to leave your room, and worst of all, your game of choice is FORTNITE

[burnt osprey]

Zero work ethic zero interesting qualities

[opaque pilot]

nah the working class needs to be abused

😈

[opaque pilot]

my family was poor now we're rich 💯

best of both worlsd

[bold onyx]

actually i have 2 jobs rn 🥶

and i do want to leave my room

[burnt osprey]

They’ve failed you ngl

[bold onyx]

my setup is in the basement

[opaque pilot]

ok bud.

[little jacinth]

Dis a safety?

[desert coral]

That’s gonna change real quick

Emre did you put in your two weeks

[burnt osprey]

Yeah

[opaque pilot]

yea this is penn state

[desert coral]

Cuz school starts soon

[opaque pilot]

safety school

[bold onyx]

no im just working temporarily rn

[desert coral]

Until when

[bold onyx]

im friends with the owners

monday is my last day

[opaque pilot]

we need to have a dg vs emre and iz vs kayak fight night at penn

[desert coral]

Wait ur from cali right? I forgor

[bold onyx]

massachusetts bruh

[burnt osprey]

I’m ‘26 I’m nothing like your kind

[desert coral]

Wait what

[bold onyx]

i would literally destroy them

[opaque pilot]

ill fight u

[desert coral]

When are you moving in

[opaque pilot]

ur like 4'11 60 pounds

[bold onyx]

im so far out of their weight and height classes

[burnt osprey]

No thx

[bold onyx]

saturday

[burnt osprey]

I probably weigh more than you

[desert coral]

It’s a debate

[bold onyx]

one week

[opaque pilot]

how much u think i weigh

[desert coral]

5lbs

[burnt osprey]

120 energy

[opaque pilot]

...

[burnt osprey]

You give skinny dweeb

[opaque pilot]

no

im 166

[bold onyx]

im 6’1 and like 200ish

[opaque pilot]

im 5'10 166

[burnt osprey]

You’re Bengali I don’t buy this

[opaque pilot]

i was like 180 on the bulk

i have a photo

[desert coral]

Okay I’m 5’ 110lbs

[burnt osprey]

Don’t send it

[opaque pilot]

i cut down to 161 and came up to 180

166*

ok bud.

[burnt osprey]

Ok so why would a muscular guy wanna fight a 5’3 girl

[opaque pilot]

easy pickings.

[burnt osprey]

Easy auto rejection

[desert coral]

Disgusting behavior

[opaque pilot]

im undefeated

need to keep my record

im 7-0 against women

[desert coral]

Okay if you don’t fight with us you can’t lose your record?

[burnt osprey]

Bro is admitting to being a women beater

[opaque pilot]

so i need fight night bread

no my girlfriend actually hits me

[burnt osprey]

Good

[desert coral]

Okay that’s not good either

[opaque pilot]

no like as a joke

not actually

[desert coral]

Bro ur just weird please stop talking

[opaque pilot]

IM SORRY

[burnt osprey]

True

[opaque pilot]

WHAT DO UWANT ME TOS AY

[burnt osprey]

Bengali boys have two paths, bisexual or bigoted

[opaque pilot]

??

..

[burnt osprey]

It’s not looking good for you bud

My beloved little brother bless his heart

He’s both

[opaque pilot]

ok. : (

[burnt osprey]

He’s ‘28 like you too

What an ugly year

[opaque pilot]

okay.

[bold onyx]

your a bigot too!!

[burnt osprey]

You’re

[bold onyx]

your

dumb