Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) (2023-2024)

[strong torrent]

ask the mit AO in this thread (don't actually ping him lol im joking)

[pale plaza]

Naw they gotta get on Jamaican rap

[strong torrent]

Bro became a bee 😭😭😭

[pale plaza]

On that skeng

Badman tings bruv

[fathom knoll]

holup theres an mit ao in this thread?

[pale plaza]

Petey

[near mist]

I’m transforming

[pale plaza]

Is notorious internet ao

[near mist]

this isn’t my final form yet

[near mist]

innit lad

[pale plaza]

Oh I thought

Ur username meant

Ex mit

[near mist]

ah 😂

[pale plaza]

Current Georgia tech

[near mist]

😂

Wrong beaver

[pale plaza]

Jamaican rap is so fucking tuff

[strong torrent]

yeah

[pale plaza]

Idc if it’s talking about mass murder it sounds so hard

[fathom knoll]

oh dam.

[strong torrent]

he's rejecting anyone who tries to portal astrology

[near mist]

nuff respect

[near mist]

😂

bro is based

Petey such a W

[fathom knoll]

we do not need portal astrology for mit though

whereas uwash or whatever

[pale plaza]

Imagine in the admissions room

They’re just blasting central cee or some shit

[royal badger]

I assumed you knew considering he replied to you

[near mist]

The mandem too inconsiderate

[fathom knoll]

ayo???

[pale plaza]

“On madman bruv this guy on some deadman shi his app is dead tingz”

[royal badger]

#1135695786273943705 message

[fathom knoll]

I would NOT have guessed that (evidently)

[grave token]

chairing an admissions committee in the voice of MDotR until I am bound in chains and thrown into the Charles like an unskilled houdini

[grave token]

should change my blogger profile say this

[pale plaza]

Yeah

It’s pretty accurate

No one else do it

[pale plaza]

On god 😭

Deadass you guys should get UK rappers

On admissions committee

They are well versed

[placid flower]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[placid flower]

11 hours

aaaa

[pale plaza]

Why u rounding down

You always round up

For deadlines

[placid flower]

1 day!

[pale plaza]

Still got a year

[royal badger]

Do you think they’d admit you

[pale plaza]

For sure

I’d diss their opps

In my essays

[placid flower]

chloe

[royal badger]

0xGamer

[placid flower]

What do fish get stressed about?

Current events

(my fun form joke unfortunately)

[royal badger]

Their [admissions] hooks

[placid flower]

ah fuck

[royal badger]

Lol

[tardy pulsar]

Wow

[placid flower]

💀

[royal badger]

What was yours

Let’s hear it

[placid flower]

I hope the AO reading my fun form had a similar sense of humor

[royal badger]

Wait fuck I shouldve said “if they’re hooked enough”

[royal badger]

Perhaps

[tardy pulsar]

I didn’t make any

Im so lame

[royal badger]

Yeah not very fun of you

[acoustic folio]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[acoustic folio]

🦫🦫🦫

Ultra poggers day

[royal badger]

@west widget are you okay btw

You’ve been in there for hours

[pale plaza]

Should I join

And wake him up

It’s 7 am est

Idk what time zone he is

[upper lance]

hmmm so

mit finaid is in a completely separate portal fadata.mit.edu

is it usually posted a while after admissions are released (like in the next couple days)

i highly doubt the admissions and finaid portal are exactly synced

[timid citrus]

Gl everyone

[pale plaza]

Oh I didn’t do any of the financial aid shit I think

I highkey just assumed I’d get rejected

[blissful oriole]

does mit have any portal astrology

💀

[placid flower]

Bruh

[pale plaza]

Yea it’s from Petey specifically

He fw portal astrology super heavy

[placid flower]

His response to portal astro lmfao

[near mist]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[pale plaza]

Ight ur glazing

[near mist]

😂

[gusty orchid]

I sent a rec letter 4 days ago let’s see how it goes

[near mist]

I ain’t even applying to mit so Idrc it’s funny to do this tho

[pale plaza]

He didn’t even read ur app yet ur a sophomore

[pale plaza]

Extremely tuff

What happened

Why so late

[near mist]

Nah I’m graduating two years early innit lad

[supple creek]

wait isnt it self report

[gusty orchid]

Guidance sent same dude twice on some really interesting timing

[tribal locust]

it didnt send through for some reason

[pale plaza]

Oh that’s super tuff

[tribal locust]

when i self reported

idk

too late

[gusty orchid]

Yeah he forgot to self report one of em ig not that deep tho they’ll prolly jus assume he didn’t take that one

[supple creek]

ahh

damn

rip

[tribal locust]

yeah hopefully they assume i didnt take

instead of me being an idiot and failing apes or something

cause i crushed that shit anywyas

[pale plaza]

Apes is Lowkey so pointless

Unless ur going into the field

It’s the 1 ap u can deadass never use

[gusty orchid]

J email them right quick I heard they make decisions until like 2 hours till the deadline

[near mist]

Do they get mad if u don’t give them all ur AP scores

[tribal locust]

i doubt tbh

[pale plaza]

Prolly yea

[tribal locust]

theyl care

[dawn prairie]

2 hours is mad ass crazy

[pale plaza]

They email u

[tribal locust]

i dont have a chance anywayspl

[pale plaza]

I heard

[near mist]

cuz in the uk u get shot in the head

[pale plaza]

@dawn prairie hey what’s up

[near mist]

if u forget one

[gusty orchid]

I didn’t give them one related to my major cuz I got a 3 on it

[pale plaza]

I remember you

[near mist]

even if it’s an EPQ 😂

[pale plaza]

From ea

[dawn prairie]

umm do i know u 😭

[pale plaza]

I was codeforces guy

[dawn prairie]

oh wait

[pale plaza]

No

[near mist]

Would they rescind urs

[pale plaza]

They wouldn’t rescind for a score u didn’t report

[dawn prairie]

i know too many cf dudes

[gusty orchid]

Hell naw imma cancel the score report

[near mist]

bruh 💀

[pale plaza]

Oh lmao

[near mist]

In the uk u get rescinded for an epq

[dawn prairie]

how u doing tho

[pale plaza]

Good

Are u hype

[near mist]

Happened to one of my friends 💀

[pale plaza]

For ra

[near mist]

and it’s not even a subject

[pale plaza]

What’s epq

[near mist]

An extended project qualification

[gusty orchid]

What if there’s a class size expansion announcement today and acceptance rate goes to 80%

[dawn prairie]

😭 im stressed a lot idk what will happen, but gym and cooking manages the stress

[pale plaza]

What if petey garusntees admission to everyone in this chat from 12 am to 7:31

[near mist]

lol

Bees are better than beavers

can’t lie

[pale plaza]

Gt is good

[gusty orchid]

I’d rather him not know my discord account

[near mist]

bees serve a purpose

[pale plaza]

But not as fye

[gusty orchid]

Than get accepted like that

[pale plaza]

On some crazy timing

[gusty orchid]

I’m on my craziest timing currently

[pale plaza]

Mad fye

[near mist]

Lmao I didn’t bother with MIT since I’m international 💀 and they’re crazy with a bunch of stuff

[gusty orchid]

I wonder how they would feel about that

[pale plaza]

This is my discord acc

But my friends

Are on it

So if I get in to anything

Imma make a new one

For the severe

[near mist]

Lmao

[pale plaza]

Several

Server

[supple creek]

I got no chance

[gusty orchid]

Nobody is checking discord accounts that got nun to do w ur name

[supple creek]

3 ppl already accepted in my country

[pale plaza]

I’m not international and I’m prolly cooked too

[dawn prairie]

how much role will a mid interview play

😭

[supple creek]

i didnt even get one

[pale plaza]

I didn’t even get one

And I’m in Florida bruh

[gusty orchid]

Interview is 80%

Of importance

[dawn prairie]

🤡

[near mist]

I have a friend who’s checking my LinkedIn every two days and Istg idk if bro actually knows I can see who viewed 💀

[gusty orchid]

I meant 98% sorry

[dawn prairie]

nah its 101%

[pale plaza]

99.8

[near mist]

Gotta change my government name atp

[pale plaza]

Tho

Typo

[gusty orchid]

And the other 2% is your athletics

[dawn prairie]

awesome

[pale plaza]

Other 2%is linguistics Olympiad

[near mist]

Lmao

[pale plaza]

And athletics

[gusty orchid]

But since the acceptance rate is 3% if you get 3% of those right

You should be able to get in

[pale plaza]

Lh wow

Super tuff

So if I get

[near mist]

Wait is there an English major at MIT

[pale plaza]

A 5% out of 80%

[near mist]

💀

[pale plaza]

I’m set

For interview

[gusty orchid]

Yes sir

[pale plaza]

If only I got an interview

[gusty orchid]

One of my grades rn is lower than the acceptance rate

[pale plaza]

LOL

Super tuff

[near mist]

💀

[gusty orchid]

Wish it was before apps so I could’ve told them

And got in

Immediately

[pale plaza]

Yea that’s lowk

Haunted

Guaranteed *

Admission

[gusty orchid]

I know

[pale plaza]

What time zone r u

In

Mr Ponaldo

[royal badger]

Yes so if I apply to MIT 100 times I’m guaranteed to get in at least 3 times

[near mist]

when the stats ain’t statsing 😭

[pale plaza]

I wonder if there’s

[gusty orchid]

No you apply 3 times u get in all 3 times

But if you apply more

Than you get rejected

[pale plaza]

An apply 1 get 1 application free

[gusty orchid]

That’s why people sell

[pale plaza]

Coupon

[gusty orchid]

Because they apply too much

[near mist]

bro if Pete sees this ur getting ur ass rejected 😭

[pale plaza]

Why would he reject

[gusty orchid]

I’m revealing the secrets

[pale plaza]

For a joke

[near mist]

Nah im making a joke to a joke

[pale plaza]

Out of all the aos petey is prolly the least sorry

[gusty orchid]

And they can’t reject me 🤡 I didn’t apply more than 3 times like you other sheep

I only applied once so I’m basically guaranteed in

[pale plaza]

Yeah same

Easy Strat

[near mist]

😭 what about the building ur dad Dona…

[pale plaza]

Did u guys know if u send in ur application fee 3 times

You get in

Instantly

[gusty orchid]

That’s when people apply too much and they realize they can’t get@in anymkre

[pale plaza]

U don’t even wait until pi day

[gusty orchid]

When they applied more than 3 times

[near mist]

It’s been patched by cs majors

[gusty orchid]

Also another fire strat

[pale plaza]

No it didn’t

[gusty orchid]

If you just do 3% of the application

You’re automatically in

[pale plaza]

True

Don’t submit ur grades

[gusty orchid]

I only reported 2 grades on my transcript

[pale plaza]

Or anything

[near mist]

No it’s actually if u do 3.14% of the app

[gusty orchid]

And they were both Cs

[pale plaza]

On god

[gusty orchid]

Shut up nerd

[gusty orchid]

Because they were both under a 3.0 GPA

[near mist]

Umm actually ur the one applying to mit not me 🤓

[gusty orchid]

Meaning that’s guaranteed acceptance

[pale plaza]

I think if u label mit as safety

U just get in

Like in the essay

Be like

[near mist]

MIT is a safety bruh

[pale plaza]

What’s up safety school just take me

[gusty orchid]

Is it not a safety if u applied under 3 times?

[near mist]

Minnesota institute of technology

[pale plaza]

I applied twice this week

I’m cooked

[gusty orchid]

Don’t apply one more time bro

You’ll get cooked

[eternal agate]

yield protection

[gusty orchid]

Just make your own rec letter

And send it to them

[pale plaza]

Oh ok in the rec letter I can send the rest of my app

[gusty orchid]

Recommending yourself

[gusty orchid]

No only 3%

[pale plaza]

Oh that’s extraordinarily tuff

[near mist]

Ngl MIT requiring test scores is the best blessing ever cuz it filters the herd of people applying 💀 with inflated gpas

[eternal agate]

true

[pale plaza]

Gpa shouldn’t be considered

[gusty orchid]

I swear they should just remove GPA from consideration altogether

It’s the worst metric of all time

[pale plaza]

It’s one of the most pointless metrics of all time

[gusty orchid]

No gpa and no grades either

[pale plaza]

Bro

On my life

I was typing those 3

[near mist]

Only Test scores like AP/IB/A levels

[pale plaza]

2

Before u

[gusty orchid]

Jus AP exams and SAT

[pale plaza]

Stealing my fucking flow

[near mist]

make it like the UK

[gusty orchid]

What kind of dumbass listens to gunna

[near mist]

I’m basically cooking in the UK

But cuz of holistic admissions

In the us

I’m getting smoked

[near mist]

cuz some people have some big internships with inflated gpa

[near mist]

Why is ur discord not grey 😭

[pale plaza]

How do u do that

[near mist]

It’s default

[pale plaza]

Oh

How do I change it back

[placid flower]

Settings > Appearance > Theme

[near mist]

MIT students need this

[pale plaza]

I should use light mode

[near mist]

no

Ur eyes would burn

[pale plaza]

Grey is Lowkey so nasty

[near mist]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-laughing-out-loud-lmao-disperse-15feet-gif-17479106

[pale plaza]

How do u guys use ts

[near mist]

Reaction to people meeting an MIT student who doesn’t use soap

[near mist]

Idk it’s default

I didn’t choose

[pale plaza]

Everyone I know at mit

Has good hygiene

And dresses good

Except one guy

Who dresses like my grandma

And thinks it’s drip

[near mist]

I refuse to believe any of those people are CS majors

probably bio

[pale plaza]

They all are

Actually

[near mist]

Or smth else

[pale plaza]

Except the

[near mist]

💀

[pale plaza]

Grandma one

[near mist]

U sure bro?

[pale plaza]

Yea

[near mist]

😭

[pale plaza]

Grandma one is like

Chemistry I think

Biochem

Something like that

I mainly talk to him

[near mist]

biochem 💀

[pale plaza]

About future songs

[near mist]

and he smells bad???

[pale plaza]

And his drip

[near mist]

😭

[pale plaza]

He smells good

He just got the wildest fashion style ik

And thinks he’s dripping

[near mist]

Ah

[pale plaza]

He’s my boy tho

He’s built so incredibly right

[vale swallow]

,ti

[sly mango]

You haven't set your timezone! Set it using the interactive timezone picker with ,ti --set.

[royal badger]

Has anyone here made French press coffee before

I just made my first one and am waiting to see how bad I screwed up

[fierce gust]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[fathom knoll]

why is time moving so slow

[grave token]

no

[dusty wyvern]

midtech

[grave token]

same

[brittle glacier]

do you think there'll be a jump in yield like previously this year? considering that there were only 661 ea admits

[grave token]

no idea

[pliant hemlock]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[mossy sluice]

10 hours

[lavish mauve]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[exotic briar]

good luck everyone! (just peeping in for pi day)

[fierce gust]

it needs to be barack this time

there've been too many joevers

[peak bane]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[mossy basin]

It happens soon.

[mossy sluice]

Dang

[mossy basin]

y'all got this

[eternal jasper]

i can't believe it's time again bruh

[mossy basin]

lol

you have 1A congrats

where's it at

[eternal jasper]

purdue

[mossy basin]

💪

[robust spindle]

Dayum

[eternal jasper]

thanks lol

knowing i got in there is taking a lot of stress off of me now

but i love mit

[dawn prairie]

does anyone know approximately how many out of the around 120 intl per year dont have intl olympiad medal

out of curiosity

lmao

[novel spade]

good luck yall

[mossy basin]

same

mine is cause ocw.mit.edu is a thing

[placid flower]

Around like 0

[low mango]

nice, me too

[placid flower]

😭😭

[low mango]

congrats mate

[eternal jasper]

you too bro

[low mango]

where else did you apply

[placid flower]

This demotivated me so much lmao

Only 120?

[mossy basin]

chill

you'll crush it

[low mango]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[low mango]

9 hours more

[mossy basin]

it's time

[fathom knoll]

fellow linux enthusiast spotted

[mossy basin]

haha

i stopped using it recently

[fathom knoll]

whys that

[mossy basin]

some of my software wouldn't run 😭

[fathom knoll]

oracle

[dawn prairie]

thats cap

🧢

[low mango]

i would daily drive it if it worked on my laptop

ffs

[placid flower]

lmao jk

But still

[mossy basin]

mac user spotted

[placid flower]

Its gotta be low af

[low mango]

nope

[fathom knoll]

what kinda software you runnin that dont run on linux

[low mango]

not that rich

😭

[mossy basin]

what i think is mit accepts intls who demonstrate they can cope with the coursework

[dawn root]

this is definitely going to be one of the days of your guys' lives

[mossy basin]

because mit coursework isn't easy

[mossy basin]

some quantum computing simulations

[placid flower]

that is if we get accepted 💀

[dawn root]

lol mit would have 200,000,000 students if they just did that

[dawn prairie]

not just that....i mean olympiads can show that....then i think its the character part.....u need to show them ur other side except olympiads

[dawn root]

regardless, it will be one of the days of your lives!

[fathom knoll]

for that
servers exist

[mossy basin]

i meant it was a pre req

[placid flower]

every day is day of my life 🙂

[mossy basin]

some people might not resonate with mit and that's fine lol

[dawn root]

not for long 🔪🔫

/s

[dawn prairie]

mit cares the most about its students compared to all other universities

thats a fact

[placid flower]

lolol

Very salty today

[dawn root]

they also care about rejecting people

[low mango]

indeed

[dawn prairie]

😠

[dawn root]

they will reject me next year that's for sure

[low mango]

that's the mindset 🤘

[dawn root]

yessir

[low mango]

😭

[dawn prairie]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[dawn prairie]

pheww

[dawn root]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[dawn root]

!mit

[ember violet]

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ApplyingToCollege

[dawn root]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[dawn root]

haha

[mossy basin]

[dawn root]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

[fathom knoll]

I have no idea what makes me / does not make me mit material

[mossy basin]

ig ur not really supposed to know, huh?

[strange zenith]

yall are turning into the princeton thread

[fathom knoll]

I just know their shits cracked and their afrotc department is cracked

[dawn prairie]

ur true self

[low mango]

yeah exactly

[fathom knoll]

possibly

[dawn root]

so 96% of people's true selves are fucked up then

[mossy basin]

i like to think i'm mit material, but i'll never know lol

[dawn prairie]

loll

[dawn root]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[low mango]

time will tell

[dawn root]

LOL sophomore L

[fathom knoll]

watch this be spammed in 9 hours 12 minutes

[dawn root]

touch grass

come back in a year

[dawn prairie]

im not even reading the letter

[mossy basin]

meh i'm too much of a nerd

[dawn root]

no you're not

[dawn prairie]

im stopping when theres no confetti

[placid flower]

Do you want my skull emoji plugin?

[fathom knoll]

this.

[dawn prairie]

OMG

hmm

[fathom knoll]

if the first word isnt congratulations

sites being closed

[mossy basin]

do you know?

[low mango]

we gon ddos it

[eternal jasper]

i just want to see wide tim's big face streaming down my screen

[mossy basin]

now i feel like going back to linux :))

[fathom knoll]

i dont think it CAN be ddosed during admission decisions release

they probably have an autoscaling server

[mossy basin]

of course they do

[fathom knoll]

with increased limits for that event

[mossy basin]

they're mit 🙏

[dawn prairie]

hmm actually no i have to keep it original 🙏 the plugin is amazing but i believe in supersittions lol so i dont wanna have plugins i want it to be legit

😭

[placid flower]

fair lmao I disabled the extension myself

[dawn prairie]

lmaoo

[eternal jasper]

what does the plugin do

[reef coral]

Did most Caltech applicants also apply mit? Just curious

[solid comet]

chat i just slept 4 hours to time travel how close are we

[fathom knoll]

how many people finna be checking the portal, 5k?

[dawn prairie]

autoadmits u

[solid comet]

!mit

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ApplyingToCollege

[fathom knoll]

5k hits is nothing

[solid comet]

still 9 hours

[dawn prairie]

wait no wrong reply

[solid comet]

😭

[dawn prairie]

rip

[placid flower]

It does a skull emoji confetti if you get rejected

[fathom knoll]

hibernate

[solid comet]

the 4 hours i slept was so hard too

[dawn prairie]

,ti

[sly mango]

The current time for hld_query_master is 03:19 PM (EET) on Thu, 14/03/2024.

[low mango]

am not a bear

[solid comet]

considering that the result is coming 4am 💀

[dawn prairie]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
9 hours, 8 minutes and 38 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[dawn prairie]

9h so much

😭

[fathom knoll]

we aint sleeping

[mossy basin]

sleep

is for the weak

[fathom knoll]

^

[solid comet]

i am weak

i am on my knees

[dawn prairie]

ok then im weak

[fathom knoll]

dnot know bout yall but you can see a cs major right here

[dawn prairie]

goodnight everyone

[placid flower]

nah I aint sleeping

[elder vine]

Ok guys the anxiety is settling in

Bruh

[fathom knoll]

you already have 3 A

[low mango]

fr

[fathom knoll]

mine is 1a/1d/2r

[elder vine]

Ok but mit

[mossy basin]

but u have 1a 💪

[solid comet]

mine is

0/2(wl+d)/3

so scary

[low mango]

i'm 1A/2D/0R

[solid comet]

i need one a

[low mango]

soon to be 1R

in 9 hours or so

[fathom knoll]

you have nit though 👍

[elder vine]

Prediction: waitlist

[solid comet]

eh 99%ile doesnt give the best of that either

i also do not wanna stay in india AT ALL

[fathom knoll]

why can I not attach images

[fathom knoll]

oh

[placid flower]

Sorry but did you apply to safeties or nah?

[solid comet]

i need full aid

theres no safeties for me

[placid flower]

Ah

Fair enough

[fathom knoll]

mine was same

[solid comet]

all of my pending decisions are

t20s

[fathom knoll]

applied to only t20s 🤡

[solid comet]

so ive no hope 💀

LMAOOO

[mossy basin]

ok i'll just delete it then

[fathom knoll]

my "worst" ranking college is purdue #18

[solid comet]

my worst rejected me 💀

purdue doesnt give aid tho

[low mango]

same, i think?

[solid comet]

you can pay 40k?

[fathom knoll]

my final exams ended 2 days ago
the only math I want to be thinking about today is selling my stuff to make my balance go brrr

[fathom knoll]

yes :yesyes

[mossy basin]

that's physics but eh

[solid comet]

the only math i wanna see is fortnite hits go brrrr

[solid comet]

damn

my efc is 10k 💀

genshin jiggle physics

[mossy basin]

🙏 mit spirit not spiriting

[low mango]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[fathom knoll]

my dad has way too much in stocks
I dont know exactly but he said he wont care paying mit full 300k 💀
other than that I make enough in crypto to pay for purdue myself

[solid comet]

dang

rich peapol

my and my parents combine dont have enough to even pay for 1 year 💀

im poor as fuckkkkkkkk

[fathom knoll]

dont know what my dad cooked

but his stocks

+400-500% since he invested

[low mango]

man

[fathom knoll]

you plannin on doing internships in college then?

[low mango]

nice

[solid comet]

no

financial aid

work study ill do

[mossy basin]

but internships are good too

[fathom knoll]

I see

[solid comet]

internationals arent allowed

off campus

internships

initially

anyw

[fathom knoll]

Ill do internships for experience if I get them

[solid comet]

so i cant bet onto that

[brittle glacier]

cpt?

[fathom knoll]

I have grinded JEE enough to not care about grinding for internships in college

[solid comet]

whatcha get in mains

[mossy basin]

302

[fathom knoll]

I said I grinded I didnt say I succeeded

[solid comet]

💀

[fathom knoll]

[solid comet]

fair enough

[mossy basin]

-2?

[solid comet]

sorry

[fathom knoll]

I didnt give only da

since I got into purdue

[solid comet]

oh

[mossy basin]

ah

[solid comet]

fair enough

sed

[mossy basin]

bangalorean detected.

[fathom knoll]

I am not cut out for that

[solid comet]

im not cut out to pay for purdue 😔

[fathom knoll]

eh

[solid comet]

first i need to get in somewhere 😭

[fathom knoll]

cook crypto w me :)

[solid comet]

i dont mind working at all

[mossy basin]

no comment?

[solid comet]

i love working

ive worked a good job anyw as a dev

i can do it again

[fathom knoll]

"never stayed in one place too long to call it home"

[solid comet]

whenever i need to

[fathom knoll]

moved every 5 yeasrs

[mossy basin]

oof

[fathom knoll]

oh

python?

[solid comet]

nodejs

[fathom knoll]

mmmmmm

[low mango]

i really wanna learn rust but goddamn do i not understand jack shit

[fathom knoll]

hmu if you wanna work on the side

[solid comet]

how much ya payin

[fathom knoll]

[fathom knoll]

rust is fun

[solid comet]

it is

gay too

i wanna learn it

[low mango]

it is, but its also hard

[placid flower]

ironically did you try MIT's book?

[low mango]

and im not cut out for programming tbh, but i like it

[fathom knoll]

also, im finally getting a new laptop!!!

[solid comet]

its not everyones deals and thats fine

[low mango]

nope

[placid flower]

https://web.mit.edu/rust-lang_v1.25/arch/amd64_ubuntu1404/share/doc/rust/html/book/second-edition/index.html

[low mango]

is that not the standard rustlang book?

[fathom knoll]

yes it is

[low mango]

oo whatchu getting

[placid flower]

yes

[fathom knoll]

funny story about that

I was gonna get a 32gb | 512gb ssd

but then I got 64 gb | 2tb for 100$ more

[low mango]

damn

yeah but which laptop 😭

[fathom knoll]

who cares bout that 🦅

its an hp elitebook 840 something something

[low mango]

dont know it

i wanted to get the new zenbook duo 14

tad on the expensive side

[placid flower]

64 gigs on a laptop? jeez

[low mango]

but its a great productivity machine

[fathom knoll]

I dont really care bout the name of the laptop just the specs

[low mango]

fr, what do you need allat for

[fathom knoll]

I mean the 100$ is worth the storage itself, even if you forget about the ram

[low mango]

yeah true

[placid flower]

fair enough but if you ever need to use 64gb of ram, just build a pc

[fierce gust]

mitmitmitmitmitaaaaaa

[fathom knoll]

high frequency trading, unoptimized permutations code which I cant be arsed to fix and market data analysis

[low mango]

damn, you into the finance stuff

[fathom knoll]

I cooked a 300gb mem vps just a few days ago with bad code

who needs DSA when you have permutations and combinations

[placid flower]

what provider?

[fathom knoll]

vultr

[placid flower]

ah

[fathom knoll]

as of now vultr support is cooking me

I cant for the life of me figure out why it wont let me run my code

all their support says is "ouot of scope hahaha kid"

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
8 hours, 48 minutes and 39 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fathom knoll]

thank you for occupying my mind for 20 minutes!

[placid flower]

How much does it cost?

[fathom knoll]

idk

[placid flower]

You dont know how much your server costs?

[low mango]

time is going by so slowly goddamn

[fathom knoll]

fr

[fathom knoll]

nah a friend handles all that for me

[low mango]

yeah that might be something you need to keep track of

oh

[placid flower]

lmao I hope you are paying your friend

[low mango]

damn, bro's got an accountant

[fathom knoll]

I am

I do

[low mango]

nah yall i got no chance in hell if im up against you guys here

[fathom knoll]

ehhhh

I got a 780 math so youll be aight

[low mango]

sat?

[fathom knoll]

yeah

[low mango]

is sat even that important nowadays?

[fathom knoll]

their 25th percentile for math was 790 last year so yea probably

[low mango]

hm

thought it wasn't

that helps me a tad i guess

[fathom knoll]

https://ir.mit.edu/cds-2023/#C

C9

[placid flower]

thats sad

[low mango]

why

[fathom knoll]

mit is literally a flagship of holistic admissions yet their scores say otherwise

[placid flower]

because I have a 790 lmao

[low mango]

the sat is a pretty straightforward test

[low mango]

oh lmao

[fierce gust]

umm

it's more like

[placid flower]

unfortunately I fucked up a question due to poor time management

[solid comet]

correlation != causation

[pale plaza]

Realistically there’s no difference between a 790 and 800

[fierce gust]

applicants who're a fit for mit tend to

[fierce gust]

score better

[low mango]

i mean holistic admissions does include scores 😭

[fierce gust]

like obv

[solid comet]

dis

[fathom knoll]

their cds says otherwise

[fierce gust]

oly medalists are gonna score 800/800 lmao

[fathom knoll]

"includes" yea...

[low mango]

yeah exactly

[pale plaza]

It’s not just data

It’s about who u r

Correlation does not mean causation

[fathom knoll]

they could be playingeeniee meeniee mino mo for all we know 💀

[solid comet]

ask petey 💀

[pale plaza]

Yeah

[solid comet]

hes online

hi petey if youre lurking

[low mango]

huh wdym

[pale plaza]

Petey always be lurking

In Usaco

I hewrd

[solid comet]

damn its jus like 9am there

[fathom knoll]

I dont know how the next 9 hours are going to pass

[fierce gust]

i mean obv people who're talented enough for mit will score 800/800

it's not a big deal

[solid comet]

either the next 9 hours are gonna pass

or im gonna pass (away)

[low mango]

yeah but unfortunately for me it doesnt work the other way around

😭

[hollow sedge]

Missed 2 questions still got a 36 on act math

Act > sat

[low mango]

gotta love the curve

[fathom knoll]

dark

[robust spindle]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
8 hours, 40 minutes and 16 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[fathom knoll]

may 25 board results come

[solid comet]

wait fr?

[fathom knoll]

may 26 we will practifce high jump

[solid comet]

bruh

MAY 26 IS ADVANCE

BRUH

[placid flower]

Lmfao

[solid comet]

NO WAY THE RESULT IS COMING ONE DAY BEFORE IT

[fathom knoll]

in that case they will probably delay it

[solid comet]

WHAT THE FUCK

YEA

NO WAY

[fathom knoll]

you know the govt

they can change the release with 1 hour of warning

[solid comet]

advance is the biggest exam in india

everything else changes schedule for it

😭😭

[placid flower]

Lemme check if ISC released a date

[pale plaza]

legendaryqueen

[fathom knoll]

hao ko equivalent

[solid comet]

atleast isc follows a pattern

[fathom knoll]

or whatever its called

[pale plaza]

i renmember you

from EA decisions

i asked you forgood food

or sokmething

like the spots

[solid comet]

ooooooooooooooo

[pale plaza]

yo this crazy

[fathom knoll]

gaokao exam

[solid comet]

in india

i remember

[pale plaza]

everyone isbacc

yea

[solid comet]

im going in a bit thoi

will be playing fortnite next 8 hours

gotta reach unreal rank

[placid flower]

Are both of you cbse?

[fathom knoll]

yes

[fierce gust]

is it true that

[fierce gust]

more intls are accepted from deferral

[placid flower]

How was your physics exam?

[fierce gust]

as compared to domestics

[fathom knoll]

imma lock in and do some coding the next 8 hours

[fathom knoll]

cooked

[solid comet]

it is

[fierce gust]

ok fair

imma manifest

[fathom knoll]

for me chem worst and math best

[placid flower]

did you cook or the exam cooked you?

[fierce gust]

chirag falor was also deferred -> accepted

[solid comet]

they also

[fierce gust]

so was atul

[solid comet]

defer less

internationals

[fierce gust]

now it will be me

[solid comet]

and reject more

so

[fierce gust]

😈

[fathom knoll]

the exam cooked me

[placid flower]

oof

[solid comet]

it does put us a bit higher than the sub 2% AR overall for deferrees

but thats still ig at best sub 5% 💀

[fierce gust]

india this year is v hard btw

[placid flower]

if I get accepted, I would study day and night for my remaining 2 exams so I dont get rescinded lmao

[fathom knoll]

deferred apps arent fully re-read and only re-read if your fun form sparks interest or something like that
considerable increase in grades, ECs, etc

[solid comet]

yeaaaa i dont have an oly im cooked

[solid comet]

ive a 8 percent increase from mid terms to pre boards

💀

i cooked in preboards

[fierce gust]

like

we had 11 oly medalists

[solid comet]

holy 💀

[fathom knoll]

did you report your preboards

[fierce gust]

only ~4 got an intv

[solid comet]

yes

[fierce gust]

including me

[solid comet]

damn

[fierce gust]

it's cooked

[fathom knoll]

oh

[placid flower]

Jeez

[solid comet]

i dont have an interview im done

[placid flower]

You are an oly kid?

[solid comet]

amdie is

amide

[fierce gust]

yess

[placid flower]

1 spot gone 💀

[solid comet]

he's defo getting in

💀

[fathom knoll]

im more excited for my afrotc scholarship result than for mit decision

[solid comet]

dude is cracked

[brittle glacier]

intv + defer = cooking

ur gonna cook

[placid flower]

1 left, lets see who gets it

[pale plaza]

superfly

i just got off

fortnite

i got put ingamewbots

[solid comet]

im gonna get into fortnite

in a bit

[fierce gust]

lit everyone

got deferred

[pale plaza]

my space bro

[fierce gust]

💀

[pale plaza]

spacekey

is TWEAKING

onmy god

[solid comet]

:skuy

[brittle glacier]

ur gonna be next chirag falor

[solid comet]

💀

[brittle glacier]

what i meant

[solid comet]

bro's safety is IIITH

[fierce gust]

😭

[solid comet]

💀

[pale plaza]

mit is my safety

i really hope i dont get cooked from such an easy college

[pale plaza]

isnt this based off of availability

[fierce gust]

not in india

[solid comet]

not that much in india

its highly competitive

here

[fierce gust]

legit teammate from dehradun got one

but declined

she's cooked

💀

[solid comet]

bruh

she's gone

💀

decline is

much worse

than not getting one

[lunar vessel]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
8 hours, 32 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[brittle glacier]

why would you ever say no

[solid comet]

ikr

💀

[fierce gust]

yeah apparently her reason was "I have my boards"

[solid comet]

bruh

cant u delay it

or

[brittle glacier]

in no alternate universe would i ever say no to an interview

[solid comet]

find a better time

[pale plaza]

tf is a boar

d

is that a test

[solid comet]

board exam is our final exams

[pale plaza]

oh

[fierce gust]

too late then i think

[solid comet]

the only exams which matter in india

[pale plaza]

super fly

[fierce gust]

also her interviewer was a past IOL contestant from here

[solid comet]

thats not true

but yea

[fierce gust]

which is like

[solid comet]

oh hell

[fierce gust]

so easy for her

[solid comet]

craazy

[fierce gust]

considering

[solid comet]

she fucked up

sad

[fierce gust]

yeah

[solid comet]

rip her

[low mango]

boy there's so many indian people here 😭

[pale plaza]

do you think USAMO > indian math oly

whtever it is

[solid comet]

good luck

[fierce gust]

def

[slow saddle]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
8 hours, 31 minutes and 7 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pale plaza]

its school

for est

[solid comet]

one in 7 person in the world is indian

[pale plaza]

im in school

its 8 pm

in india

[solid comet]

we're everywhere

😔

[pale plaza]

guys

https://ivyhub.org/rejection-simulators/mit/

yall preparing?

[solid comet]

nah

[fierce gust]

there's supposed to be a confetti on acceptance right?

[solid comet]

yes

[pale plaza]

yea

[solid comet]

its wide tim

confetti

you'll know ur decision before you read

[pale plaza]

yea

if no confetti

WL or reject

[solid comet]

wl is basically a rejection too right

[pale plaza]

p much

[solid comet]

they like got 4 people offf it last year?

[pale plaza]

unless ur at v top

[solid comet]

idk

[placid flower]

0

[solid comet]

oh

rip

[pale plaza]

for entire world?

tf

[low mango]

yup

[pale plaza]

not a single person

rejectedf mit

what

[low mango]

0

[solid comet]

it doesnt mean that

[fathom knoll]

it is not 7:30 pm for me
and results come at 4 am

[solid comet]

they offer more admissions than the class size initially anyw

[low mango]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
8 hours, 27 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[low mango]

anxietyyyyyy

[placid flower]

Amide cleared my delusions lmao

[pale plaza]

fr

[placid flower]

I now know that I am not getting in

[pale plaza]

i got deferred