Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) (2023-2024)

[junior heath]

idt its as bad as youre makign it out to be tbh

[west widget]

im just in the middle of playing roblox

[junior heath]

💀 real

[west widget]

its not bad when theres people who are actually nice

but the people who are like "why'd you get that board this one's so much better"

[junior heath]

tbf though thats most of the time
mechkeys discord is a great resource

[west widget]

and dogging on you for it

that's what irks me

[junior heath]

yeah 💀 preference exists

[west widget]

i left that

[junior heath]

where do you see these takes then :o

[west widget]

keyboard side of insta/yt

[junior heath]

youtube comment sections are crazy toxic 😭

[west widget]

i know bro

[junior heath]

idk about instagram but

[west widget]

the youtube ones are insane

swear they have a bunch of 12yos running them

[junior heath]

to be fair
thats a lot of youtube comments

[west widget]

the hipyo comment section too

[junior heath]

nah hipyo comments are so bad

'this keyboard sounds like heaven' 💀

[placid flower]

Trust me, they are way worse

[junior heath]

this is the only thing stopping me from obtaining a f1-8x v2 😭

but gb ends tomorrow i think

[west widget]

i dont really mess with GBs anymore

after getting scammed by M&C

[coarse fjord]

YOU HAVE A SPENDING PROBLEM

[junior heath]

oh D:

[coarse fjord]

WTF

[placid flower]

Fr

I am just going to get a keychron

prebuilt

[junior heath]

geon is the tkl goat though and i need one eventually
f1 v2 may be time

[placid flower]

$500 is too much

[west widget]

ppl hate on keychron but i like it

[junior heath]

what layout :o

[coarse fjord]

(/hj)

[west widget]

it's accessible to most people

[junior heath]

its fine for entry builds !
or budget

[junior heath]

mainly cuz

this

[west widget]

i think my bakeneko turned out close to 500...

[placid flower]

The one I wanted wasnt available at the time I was checking one sec

[junior heath]

i copped the early loop tkl casette
the case alone was 600 and with everything on it its ~1400 😭

mainy cuz artisan keycaps

[west widget]

ya those are artisans though

[placid flower]

I was thinking a k8 pro

Maybe k4

[west widget]

i have 2 artisans i copped off another dude

didnt go any further than that

[junior heath]

based tkl

[placid flower]

I honestly dk what switches I want tho

[junior heath]

2 things to also consider for a relatively similar pricepoint
are the cycle8 which is coming soon and neo80

its a great day to be a tkl fan and a horrible day for the wallet

https://www.qwertykeys.com/products/neo80

[junior heath]

what sound profile are ya lookin for

[placid flower]

Damn looks nice

[west widget]

see maybe if my tiramisu came in i could build a tiramisuit...but nooooo m&c had to scam me

[placid flower]

I like clicks but I dont want it too be so loud that it disturbs my roommate

[junior heath]

did you get it refunded or

[west widget]

no

i paid on debit

[junior heath]

clicky switches?

wdyt about tactilee

[placid flower]

I like em as well

[junior heath]

ah shit
😬
thats terrible

[west widget]

yeah i know i was like $300 in the hole

i went for tiramisu and infernal + mods + mat

[junior heath]

tactiles are much more doable
can get a sample pack w/ some popular ones

boba u4t is a good option

[junior heath]

noo what the fuck this is so bad

[west widget]

i havent tried the u4t yet

[placid flower]

So brown?

[junior heath]

cherry mx browns u mean?

[placid flower]

yes

[junior heath]

yeah those work

but

[pliant hemlock]

the robot on my robotics team has been successfully built completely without breaking in my teams history💀 this must be a sign from MIT gods🙏

[junior heath]

careful

they have a stem issue that can break keycaps sometimes

[west widget]

like lowkey i was gonna send some stuff to chris but i decided to be the bigger person...

[junior heath]

iirc

[placid flower]

Ahh

[junior heath]

does it normally break 😭

[placid flower]

Keychron has other options too

Apart from cherry mx

[junior heath]

oh id order from other places

linears are the popular bet and theres a lot of options there

tho

[placid flower]

Gateron?

[pliant hemlock]

YES BRO. we are so unlucky. we test a day before comp and something important snaps off then we have to defend the rest of our matches

[junior heath]

gateron switches are great

[junior heath]

ill be real idt this has to do with luck

[junior heath]

cream sodas and oil kings are 2 premium fan favorites

[west widget]

have you tried POM linears

i love those

[placid flower]

Why are only 2 available 💀

[west widget]

usually i just make creampacas

but

pom linears are just cracked

[junior heath]

i have not !
i want to get some durock sea glass switches tho

[pliant hemlock]

😭 I know what youre thinking bro. but Just yesterday We had to tighten the chain. I told a member "dont test anything but the driving". he tested the arm ... snap* and arm broke off

we fixed it in a day tho

😭

[junior heath]

https://lumekeebs.com/collections/switches

check out this site

[junior heath]

i may order sometime soon

[placid flower]

K8s are hot swappable

[junior heath]

a day is crazy

[placid flower]

But

[junior heath]

most keyboards are
solder pcbs are only for the dedicated

like

people who know what switches they want

[placid flower]

Should I just get barebones

Instead of fully assembled

So I can use external switches

[pliant hemlock]

did you see the kiddie pool team

[placid flower]

And save $20

[junior heath]

the what now

[junior heath]

yeah

[pliant hemlock]

a team just straped a kiddie pool to their robot

they made it to finals

in region

[junior heath]

warning
keycaps are crazy expensive tho

[junior heath]

💀 nah wtf

[placid flower]

Jesus

Oil king

$64

[junior heath]

yeaahhhh 💀

theyre great switches tho

[placid flower]

Bruh my current keyboard costs like $10

[junior heath]

i have them in my current board im typing this on

[junior heath]

youll love the big upgrade !

[junior heath]

this is huge

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

[placid flower]

Havent used a real mechanical since a long time

[junior heath]

what.

[west widget]

ive heard a little bit about those

i am a durock shill

i actually enjoy T1s

[pliant hemlock]

bro if we dont make it to finals but the kiddie pool does we might be cooked😭

[west widget]

when they aren't all leaf pingy

[junior heath]

theyre prettyy

(like ill ever see them)

but lookkk

[west widget]

those r so nice

[pliant hemlock]

what do people find intresting about keyboards

[junior heath]

highly customizable

[west widget]

they're customizable to basically whatever you want

[pliant hemlock]

ah

[west widget]

and for the most part they force you to be self sufficient

they're only as good as how much money and effort you put into them

[junior heath]

• building them is fun

[west widget]

unless you like it

yeah

modding them is fun

[junior heath]

artisan keycaps are also so pretty

[placid flower]

Imma just get fully assembled one for now and swap it with gateron premiums after I start earning money

[west widget]

yall should hop in VC and watch me try to break some fortnite festival records

[placid flower]

I am not going to make my sister spend $150 for a keyboard lmao

[junior heath]

like

@coarse fjord

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

[placid flower]

Exposed

[coarse fjord]

maybe after i earn money this summer

[coarse fjord]

ik tictac always does me wrong smh

[junior heath]

wow rude

[coarse fjord]

these are so pretty tho wtf

[placid flower]

For the UCD people

[junior heath]

real !

[coarse fjord]

OMG CUTE

WTF

[west widget]

NOOOO I WAS ON A RECORD RUN

[junior heath]

wow wendy its time to build a keyboard isnt it

[west widget]

BUT THEN I SPLIT SCREENED

[coarse fjord]

after this summer i’ll consider it

well

actualy

[junior heath]

why not consider it now

[coarse fjord]

ig i have money rn

i forgot

i’m too used to being broke

[junior heath]

regeneron yeah 💀

[placid flower]

Please note its one key cap for $22 lmao

[junior heath]

thats normal for artisans

[coarse fjord]

exposed part 2

[coarse fjord]

it doesn’t seem like that much…

[junior heath]

this was public knowledge

[placid flower]

yeah oof

[coarse fjord]

but i also have no comparison

[west widget]

yall both do regeneron?

[junior heath]

i dont

she did

[west widget]

ah

yeah no im just really good at kicking a ball

[placid flower]

Wait

Is cream soda much cheaper

Huh

[coarse fjord]

LOL

i’m semi good at hitting a ball with a racket

[junior heath]

i just slap metal together and drive it around
and produce frequencies
to sum it up

[placid flower]

Nvm its not

[junior heath]

oh wendy i forgot to tell you

someone in my class yesterday said that golf and tennis arent real sports bc theyre so easy

it was ucla girl

she plays volleyball

[junior heath]

no youll be looking at paying a premium for good switches

unfortunately

[west widget]

golf athletes don't necessarily look like athletes

[coarse fjord]

hm?

[west widget]

but yeah they are athletes

[coarse fjord]

WHAT

NO WAY BRO

[junior heath]

LMFAO

[coarse fjord]

IVE PLAYED GOLLYEBALL BEFORE TOO

TENNIS IS HARDER

[placid flower]

Real

[junior heath]

"gollyeball"
-wendy

[placid flower]

If MIT takes me in, I am buying the three of you pizza

[junior heath]

👀

[placid flower]

Cant afford more than 3 kek

[junior heath]

paying $72 for merch and $40 for shipping 😭

yay.

[west widget]

ill chip in

[pliant hemlock]

damn now mit has to let you in

[placid flower]

Fr

[west widget]

and if you know me well

[placid flower]

Petey gets one too

So 4

[west widget]

you also know that my ass DOES NOT cheap out on pizza

[latent shard]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

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15 hours, 44 minutes and 4 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[west widget]

petey was just online haha

maybe he was watching this

[junior heath]

or maybe we are all delulu

[west widget]

we're getting the good shit...stuffed garlic cheesy crust

[placid flower]

as long as the 4 cost under $100, yall are getting it

[west widget]

ok just us four 🤝

bros i dont think im gonna get this WR today...

im only top 800 global rn

[junior heath]

hey you have something else to look forward to today

[west widget]

i dropped 😭

going for t200

its doable if i dont miss

t50 if i hit the bonuses

[pliant hemlock]

my mind has been preprogramed to think college. when i read t50 i automatically thought of universities despite the context

[west widget]

bro ion even know what t20s are

[cyan kite]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

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15 hours, 35 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[cyan kite]

Panic

[west widget]

i tried google but the US news isn't working

no need to panic brah

🤙

[coarse fjord]

MANIFESTING FOR YOU OMG 🙏

[coarse fjord]

nah yall r trululu

sorry i lost data

[coarse fjord]

i was gonna fix

but didn’t have signal smh

[coarse fjord]

i’ll chip in 🙏🙏

[wise yacht]

MIT please let me in

[west widget]

bro me too

i was about to set fortnite bootleg guitar hero record

then my internet cut

i think its a sign i need to get off 😂

[coarse fjord]

LOL

i’m in china rn so the data hella sus

[west widget]

they probably reading yo shit rn 😂

what up CCP

[coarse fjord]

😭

[west widget]

fr though china seems cool

i would totally visit if i had someone with me who would prevent me from getting scammed

or abducted by the government

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

if ur a foreigner ur 100% getting scammed ☠️

[placid flower]

chinese people are so nice

the people i met in chongqing were great

may have spelt it wrong

[coarse fjord]

nah ur chilling

[west widget]

yeah for sure i need a native speaker

[placid flower]

I went there for a robotics competition

and the team in front of me

[coarse fjord]

but taxi drivers have tried to scam me before 😭

[west widget]

i cant speak mandarin so

[placid flower]

got us dumplings

[coarse fjord]

and i speak chinese

[placid flower]

like a whole bag

[coarse fjord]

it jsut has hella foreigner accent

[placid flower]

of dumplings

[coarse fjord]

BUSS

[placid flower]

and when we went to a 7 11

[west widget]

bro 7/11...

7/11 in america is so scary

[coarse fjord]

brooooo asian 7/11 is sooooo good

[placid flower]

one person gave us a cloth (something regarding chinese culture)

they put it around my neck

very nice

[coarse fjord]

i legit bought 6 fat asf dumplings for 3 yuan today

[west widget]

i knowwww even hawaiian ones

[coarse fjord]

less than $0.50

[placid flower]

lmao I only ate 7/11 chicken there

[west widget]

but american 7/11...if you near an american 7/11 lock yo car

and get tf out

especially the vegas ones swear someone always gets shot there

[placid flower]

def a great place to visit imo

[coarse fjord]

chongqing hot pot isooo busss

it’s so spicy tho

i die every time

[west widget]

yall making me wanna go to china so bad

[rugged void]

wait why?

[placid flower]

lmao the competition organisers put us in a 5 star hotel but I still only ate the 7/11 food

[rugged void]

even i want to love chia

china*

[coarse fjord]

LOL

[west widget]

cuz food

[coarse fjord]

the ice cream in china is on good

so good

it’s like way lighter but it’s better

omg the street food is so good

[rugged void]

who's from china here?

[west widget]

bro at fbla nationals we got sat in a ritz carlton i believe...but then me and my roommate snuck out to go to a waffle house at 3am

and got hustled by a homeless guy

in ATLANTA

[placid flower]

lmfao

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

i’ve never been to waffle house

🫣

and i’m from texas so im lowkey a disappointment

[west widget]

broooo what

i pray every day for a waffle house

[placid flower]

going out at 3 AM in ATLANTA to WAFFLE HOUSE is your fault lmfao

[west widget]

vegas don't get that love

[west widget]

was it worth? 100%

[coarse fjord]

i live like 10 mins from three of them 😭

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

[west widget]

it was pitch black

[indigo sparrow]

I predict MIT will have me shot for this horrific application

[west widget]

and we're just rolling around atlanta

like we own the city

[placid flower]

bold af

I am considering making this a public extension lmfao

[indigo sparrow]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
15 hours, 16 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[west widget]

tomorrow im gonna chill

go to the courthouse

get my wisdom teeth checked out

[junior heath]

tomorrow im not getting home until like
10min before decisions

[west widget]

and open decisions

[placid flower]

sue MIT for emotional stress

[west widget]

oh nah im not the one suing

i gotta pay traffic ticket 😂

and show proof of traffic school

[placid flower]

lmao

[west widget]

calm luh 105 in a school zone

[indigo sparrow]

rookie numbers

[west widget]

nah i did an unsafe u turn

[royal badger]

bro i did not think those through there are too many schools

[west widget]

bih cost me like $400

$300 now that i did traffic school

[west widget]

what's your top speed

[junior heath]

theyre gold though

[indigo sparrow]

mach 6

[west widget]

safe driving 😂

[placid flower]

what

[west widget]

like imma get any insurance offers from this

[placid flower]

you are paying $300 for tickets???

out of pocket?

[west widget]

yes bro 😭

[placid flower]

jeez

[indigo sparrow]

rookie numbers

[placid flower]

In my country if you slip the cop $5, you can quietly drive away lmfao

[west widget]

this is my GC full of friends i am actually a very safe driver except for that u turn

[indigo sparrow]

god always gives the drunkest drivers the most stupid pedestrians

[west widget]

i do actually deserve that ticket im lucky i was able to traffic school away the demerits

[placid flower]

nahhh but $300 out of pocket is wild

[west widget]

it is bro

not as bad as the would have been $35,000 if we had no insurance

[placid flower]

looks like I wont be driving in america because tf

[indigo sparrow]

are you buying a whole new car????

[west widget]

yes i totaled the other car

head on collision @50mph

[placid flower]

OH

[royal badger]

your driving record sounds worse than my mother's

[west widget]

or 80kph

[placid flower]

you are paying $300 for hitting another car

[west widget]

it's just one accident 😭

[placid flower]

thats fine

[west widget]

$300 was the u turn

[royal badger]

oh ok she totaled 2 in 2 years

[west widget]

$35,000 was for the other car before insurance

[placid flower]

lmao my mom drives like she is playing GTA

[west widget]

$1000 was after insurance

wait i think $500

[dawn prairie]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

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ApplyingToCollege

[west widget]

cuz we had stored credit

[royal badger]

red means stop (if there are cops) yellow means speed up, green means continue as normal

[west widget]

my mom does too

she's got a fully loaded WRX with a manual transmission too

so she stays speeding

[placid flower]

I would trust my dad's driving more even if he was wearing a blindfold

[west widget]

i trust my mom

[royal badger]

my dad got me in a car accident bruh

[west widget]

both her and my dad raced and drifted in HS and college

[royal badger]

insane

[placid flower]

tokyo drift irl

[west widget]

funny enough they grew up in japan

[placid flower]

makes sense 💀

[dawn prairie]

How to prepare for not acceptance to dream school

😭

[royal badger]

!takeabreak

[ember violet]

https://i.imgur.com/x48YopJ.png

[west widget]

low key bro just 🤙

grab a bag of chips and watch pursuit of happyness

[placid flower]

gaslight yourself into thinking that it was never your dream school

[dawn prairie]

i just have to get rid of my delulu side 😭

https://tenor.com/view/delulu-delusion-star-wars-luke-skywalker-force-gif-17088789

[west widget]

i already admitted that with 34 math i basically have 0 shot

[royal badger]

!8ball is feller ngmi

[ember violet]

:8ball: | Better not tell you now, **carly**

[royal badger]

rip

[dawn prairie]

!8ball is hld_query_master ngmi

[royal badger]

#🤖-bot-commands for peasants

[indigo sparrow]

!8ball will I get in

[placid flower]

better be right

[junior heath]

this is crazy

[west widget]

yeah im NGMI bro 34 math got me cooked

[west widget]

how come

[indigo sparrow]

it said "it is certain"

[coarse fjord]

nah

trust

[junior heath]

34 isnt auto reject

[dawn prairie]

34 is 760 or smth?

[junior heath]

34 is a good score

[dawn prairie]

sat

[placid flower]

I have 0 oly lmao

[dawn prairie]

are u intl?

or domestic

[placid flower]

yes

[west widget]

34 math 34 science, 35 composite

[dawn prairie]

im intl 😭

[placid flower]

intl

with no olys

[dawn prairie]

oh gg

😭

[placid flower]

💀

[west widget]

if it helps i one shotted that hoe with no calculator

[junior heath]

better than mine
35 math 33 sci 34 composite

[indigo sparrow]

i have 0 oly at time of original app but was starting a bpho thing near fun time

[dawn prairie]

u in balkans?

👀

or u mean british one not balkann

[indigo sparrow]

uk

British physics olympiad

[placid flower]

I have decent ECs and decent SAT

[dawn prairie]

ic ic

[placid flower]

thats basically it

[dawn prairie]

😮 i think im cooked cuz i dont have a medal 😦

[west widget]

i have state awards in athletics and academics

good test scores

i don't think that's enough

[indigo sparrow]

i have few ec's but smashing tests

[west widget]

4th highest test score in my school maybe that helps a little?

competitive tech school

[dawn prairie]

sat is overrated

shouldnt matter too much

[placid flower]

sat is easier

so why not

[west widget]

deadass?

i thought ACT was easier i no calc that test

[junior heath]

it depends on the person

[west widget]

wish i had a calc ngl

[junior heath]

i found act easier

[west widget]

SAT kicked my ass

[coarse fjord]

bro sat is way easier

idk how people think act is easier

[placid flower]

dsat is way easier than pen and paper SAT

[dawn prairie]

like isnt sat supposed to see if applicant can like be theoretically academically qualified....so if one has olympiads then sat shouldnt matter that much? no

[coarse fjord]

nah bro

[placid flower]

you might have given the pen and paper one

[dawn prairie]

?**

[coarse fjord]

i think i’d be cooked on the dsat

[west widget]

im just lucky all the olympiad kids from NV already got admitted early to other schools

a 35 ACT in nevada is enough to put you in the top 75 test scores in the state including SAT

[placid flower]

naw trust, I got a 770 in english compared to my 690 on pen and paper

[indigo sparrow]

I'm a intl, hope to see you guys there but I'm NOT getting in blud

[junior heath]

yo

give me

one sec

[placid flower]

are yall CS?

[junior heath]

peep this

[dawn prairie]

i am cs+math

[junior heath]

ee

[indigo sparrow]

astronautical engineering/physics

[coarse fjord]

biochem

💀

[placid flower]

ayo very nice

[dawn prairie]

they accept like 20 students from europe each year or smth i think

dang 😭

[placid flower]

I am very unfortunately CS

[junior heath]

they dont have quotas

[indigo sparrow]

i don't think I'll be getting in. if I was in the US, I would have a shot

[placid flower]

ah thats nice

[dawn prairie]

ik but like if u look how many ppl from each country u will see approximately

[junior heath]

no i mean for majors

[dawn prairie]

ohh

[placid flower]

wait I think SAT showed your country's average

[dawn prairie]

i wish i had us citizenship it would make things so easier

[indigo sparrow]

me 🙏

[dawn prairie]

i think the "best" combo is intl with us citizenship

[west widget]

huh

[dawn prairie]

cause that way u can get in IOI IMO for ur country (which is easier in most cases than usa) etc and count as domestic

[coarse fjord]

oh yeah one of my friends is this

[indigo sparrow]

I need to get dressed for school, but I don't need school, I need answers

[west widget]

@junior heath ACT average in NV is 17

mode is 13

[dawn prairie]

17 is crazy

[indigo sparrow]

MIT needs a chanceme tool fr

[royal badger]

!chance mit

[ember violet]

carly’s chances at mit are 15%.

[west widget]

NV is an ACT state so the only ppl taking SAT are tryhards

[placid flower]

lmfao

[indigo sparrow]

!chance mit

[west widget]

ACT is mandatory for graduation in NV so every HS junior/senior takes it

[junior heath]

we're just the worst state for education in us

::)>) ::):) :):)

[west widget]

yeah NM got us beat

i think we're 47 or 48

[junior heath]

on top
always

(it sucks here let me out)

[west widget]

i love NV

[coarse fjord]

come to texas

[junior heath]

no thanks.

[coarse fjord]

😭

[indigo sparrow]

that just reminded me

Massachusetts is just generally a good state

[placid flower]

generally a great state

[dawn prairie]

mit waitlists approximately 2% of applicants

[junior heath]

i swear people on a2c just forget that theyre going to have to live where the college is for 4y

[dawn prairie]

isnt that a lot?

that is around 400 people or smth

i thought waitlist was like max 60 people rip

[dawn prairie]

oh dang 763

thats a lottt (??)

[placid flower]

0 admits is wild

[west widget]

bro lowkey i would be happy living in mass

[placid flower]

Me too

[manic zephyr]

Mit has a high yield rate so makes sense

[junior heath]

yeah

[placid flower]

Should have applied to more mass unis

[placid flower]

Yeah

[junior heath]

dont wanna live in georgia for 4y thanks

[placid flower]

I would for GT

[west widget]

ATL is cool

i fw emory

[placid flower]

GT didnt like me back

Waiting for my emory decision

[junior heath]

they liked me but i dont love georgia

[fierce gust]

i feel like even if i dont get in i will always suck up to mit 😔

[junior heath]

stanford wouldve been great
but alas

[placid flower]

I didnt even bother applying to stan

[indigo sparrow]

is building a thermonuclear ballistic missile a good final project for my hs

[junior heath]

are you /srs rn

[fierce gust]

maybe

[indigo sparrow]

(a working one)

[placid flower]

Can always get in for grad school

[indigo sparrow]

fuck

I spent too many minutes rotting on discord

[junior heath]

LMFAO
as did all of us

[fierce gust]

real

[west widget]

if i dont get in bro

[indigo sparrow]

I have to be out the door in 11 minutes

[west widget]

im just gonna move on

[placid flower]

Real

[fierce gust]

but like i feel like i could never bring myself to hate this school 😔

[west widget]

MIT is swift and all but there's gonna be a path better suited to me if i get rejected

[placid flower]

Probably will commit to purdue 💀

[indigo sparrow]

every reaction that this gets: 50 more pacer laps if I get in. we start at 0

[placid flower]

150 lets go

[west widget]

every reaction this gets i will do 20 pushups on camera RN

[indigo sparrow]

I'm owed good luck after I got hit by a car

[dawn prairie]

i will have to go to skidmore college

[placid flower]

Lmfao this is so real

[west widget]

sorry that might have been me

were you in a silver subaru outback

[indigo sparrow]

no I was a pedestrian

[west widget]

ah nvm then

[indigo sparrow]

I also can't drive

[dawn prairie]

,ti

[sly mango]

The current time for hld_query_master is 09:48 AM (EET) on Thu, 14/03/2024.

[rugged void]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
14 hours, 39 minutes and 17 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[median shard]

glhf yall

[west widget]

,ti

[sly mango]

You haven't set your timezone! Set it using the interactive timezone picker with ,ti --set.

[west widget]

,ti --set

[royal badger]

What

[sly mango]

Your timezone has been set to America/Los_Angeles!
Your current time is 12:50 AM (PDT) on Thu, 14/03/2024.

[west widget]

wait am i not allowed to do that

also carly what the taco bell order lookin like today

[coarse fjord]

fun fact i’ve never been to taco bell

[indigo sparrow]

I wished for bad luck to get good luck for MIT, the very next day: hit by car

[coarse fjord]

i went to wendy’s for the first time like three weeks ago

[west widget]

deadass??

[dawn prairie]

u ok??

[royal badger]

Wym “today”

I haven’t gotten it in a few weeks

[coarse fjord]

deadass and my name is wendy 😭

[west widget]

no my order

[placid flower]

Maam this is wendy’s

[royal badger]

Oh get a gordita and that chicken thing

[west widget]

alr bet

[indigo sparrow]

yeah

[indigo sparrow]

yup, owie

[west widget]

ohhhh wen

i get it

[west widget]

that sucks man

[indigo sparrow]

I fucked up my leg and arm

[coarse fjord]

yeah wen is my chinese name

[indigo sparrow]

but at least I'm owed an acceptance

[west widget]

i wished for a harvard acceptance but instead i got the raiders beating the chargers 63-21

which is a solid alternative

in person too

[tribal locust]

i will eat a boot if i get into MIT

[indigo sparrow]

istg if I get an acceptance thanks to this I will be so HAPPY

[tribal locust]

i will not ^ i will just be surprised

[indigo sparrow]

film it

[junior heath]

yeah and your username used to completely doxx yourself isnt that crazy.

[placid flower]

Lmao

[west widget]

if i get an acceptance im running straight to my grandmas house

[placid flower]

Wen does this work https://laoshi.io/name/

[indigo sparrow]

I'll cry either way

[coarse fjord]

thanks for fixing that for me!

[tribal locust]

i dont think so

[coarse fjord]

crying 😭😭

[placid flower]

Yeah me neither

[junior heath]

no you fixed it smh

[indigo sparrow]

massechumaxxing

[tribal locust]

same energy as "what's your name in japanese"

[placid flower]

Lmao

[coarse fjord]

but u brought my dumbass activities to attention

[placid flower]

I wonder what mine would be tho

[tribal locust]

you just appear cringy if you do this

[junior heath]

youre still hilariously easy to find

[tribal locust]

you have to maxx yourself for a random ass school

not hypsm

guy like me? ucmercedmaxxing

[indigo sparrow]

the man inside my computer dying after I throw my computer at the wall at Mach 9

[coarse fjord]

ok

not my fault

[junior heath]

wendy

what are you on

its completely your fault

[placid flower]

I have terrible opsec but eh

[royal badger]

How

[coarse fjord]

ok

i ran out of comebacks

leave me alone

😐

[junior heath]

do you really want me to do that

be fr

[coarse fjord]

shut up

[placid flower]

Send this to them next time

[junior heath]

🤐

[coarse fjord]

@junior heath

[coarse fjord]

why are u googling me

[junior heath]

you literally googled my mother.

you cannot be talking rn

[royal badger]

what.

[placid flower]

💀💀

[coarse fjord]

LMFAO

my bad

bro

in my defense

[junior heath]

uh oh

[west widget]

@junior heath speaking of this i used WD40 on an old razer keyboard

[coarse fjord]

i did not believe that a high school had a philanthropy position

[placid flower]

You what

[junior heath]

yk
thats actually based for a razer kb

[junior heath]

this is just cope you just wanted to find my mother be fr

[coarse fjord]

nah

ur high school weird asf

[west widget]

i spray lubed TF outta that board

is it PTFE safe? no

does it still work? yes mostly

[junior heath]

ok wendy

sure

[placid flower]

You were lucky lmao

[junior heath]

tbf razer keyboards only every mostly work

[placid flower]

Please do not wd40 your keyboard

[junior heath]

@coarse fjord

[west widget]

chroma or rattly stabs is the issue 99% of the time

[robust spindle]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
14 hours, 21 minutes and 35 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[coarse fjord]

one sec it’s loading

[junior heath]

their switches are quirky too

[indigo sparrow]

why is "husband" down as idiot

[west widget]

im gonna do that at exactly 3 hours 14 minutes 15 seconds

actually no im a tau enjoyer

[junior heath]

yk
i dunnom

[west widget]

nvm i can't

[coarse fjord]

okay bye!

[west widget]

6 hours 28 minutes 31 seconds

i will be back

[junior heath]

lets see if you can beat your old record

[low mango]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
14 hours, 20 minutes and 12 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[indigo sparrow]

if me and a friend that I know both get in, I will eat tape

[coarse fjord]

what is it again

[junior heath]

probably like 2h be fr

[low mango]

huh?

is it 11 pm?

[indigo sparrow]

(and all MIT admits here are getting pizza)

[placid flower]

Depends on where you are

[low mango]

or whatever local time is?

[coarse fjord]

last time u broke in 5 mins

[junior heath]

the first time

[low mango]

😭 ur right lmao

[coarse fjord]

nuh uh

but sure

[indigo sparrow]

mine comes at 10:28

[junior heath]

keep yapping

[low mango]

so in how much time is it?

[indigo sparrow]

two minutes before I hop into bed, most nights

[placid flower]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
14 hours, 18 minutes and 50 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[low mango]

2:30 hours or 14:30

[placid flower]

14 hours

[indigo sparrow]

I will make an exception for tonight

[placid flower]

18 minutes

[low mango]

oh boy i thought it was in 2 hours

imma shoot myself

[junior heath]

10:30 sleep schedule is so
responsible

its 2am rm

rn

[placid flower]

Decision is 0358 for me lnao

[indigo sparrow]

no I stay up until midnight most nights

[royal badger]

Most sane a2cer

[coarse fjord]

bro i swear im sane

she’s making me look bad

[junior heath]

💀

[royal badger]

Reminds me of when I got this dm where the bottom two blurs are the names of my grandparents

[coarse fjord]

bro what

[royal badger]

From an a2cer

[west widget]

hello chloe | !think | !takeabreak

[coarse fjord]

wait i swear i actually know tictac please

i need to beat the allegations

[west widget]

how are ya doing on this fine morning

[coarse fjord]

@junior heath this is your fault

[junior heath]

ive never met this woman in my life
/s

[coarse fjord]

STOP

[junior heath]

idt it is

[coarse fjord]

WTF

[junior heath]

i think youre just 'most sane a2cer'

[coarse fjord]

TOP 5 BETRAYALS

WHAT

count your days

[placid flower]

Thats dedicated osint

Grandparents lmao

[junior heath]

you dont even have internet rn be fr

[royal badger]

I have no idea bro

[placid flower]

Hqhahhah

Exposed #3

[coarse fjord]

YOU SUCK

[junior heath]

sure

[royal badger]

Oh and there was also the other time

Where an a2cer started streaming their Google in vc

[junior heath]

uh oh.

this isnt going well

[royal badger]

But they didn’t close the tab where they had googled my full name

[placid flower]

Lmfaooo

[coarse fjord]

that’s so weird

[junior heath]

what happened after that

[royal badger]

They tried to skim past it

[junior heath]

youre one to talk

[coarse fjord]

i fucking knew you were gonna say this

[royal badger]

And I told them to go back bc I thought I hallucinated but I was right!

[placid flower]

I am assuming you banned them lmao

[royal badger]

No actually

They’re banned now but for an entirely unrelated reason

[junior heath]

okay but like
was it just a 'haha wow thats crazy' or was there any punishment involved

[royal badger]

@junior heath

[placid flower]

OSINTing people without permission is not good

[junior heath]

i see
very telling of character it seems

[royal badger]

Yeah I actually met them irl with some other people

[placid flower]

I have had people pay me $10 because they were impressed with the stuff I found lmao

[royal badger]

And then they decided to reveal how I had a panic attack in front of a bunch of people who had no business knowing and i decided we were done at that point

[coarse fjord]

that’s so fucked wtf

[placid flower]

Jeez

[junior heath]

D:
im hoping youve had generally better experiences meeting a2cers irl though?

[indigo sparrow]

I hope every a2cer in this thread meets (at MIT)

[royal badger]

Umm I met like 10 a2cers last month and I’m only still friends with 1 of them

[placid flower]

checks out

[coarse fjord]

damn

that rate is crazy

[royal badger]

Its bc a lot of you genuinely struggle at communicating

[placid flower]

💀💀

[royal badger]

Like in that group people would vent to me about other people who were also going on that trip but would refuse to voice their issues to that person

[coarse fjord]

oops oops

[indigo sparrow]

how much of A2C has autism

[royal badger]

One girl called herself “too neurotypical” for the group despite happily taking free housing for two nights from someone when this girl already had free housing (her parents) in the area available but just didn’t want to use it in her own words

[indigo sparrow]

wtf??

[royal badger]

I called her out and she tried to gaslight me into thinking I somehow misinterpreted that

[indigo sparrow]

if I had housing in the area I'd stay there, not take a spot

That isn't being neurotypical, that's being a massive dick

[royal badger]

Yeah one person hosting people struggled to host others who actually didn’t have a place to stay while this girl was using it up bc she didn’t wanna tell her parents she was there

She consistently stayed with them at other points in the year during non breaks

So it wasn’t a safety issue

[indigo sparrow]

Coming up to school, school suspends on sight of phones, bye

[royal badger]

Rip

Have fun

[indigo sparrow]

Cya

[indigo sparrow]

(I won't)

[royal badger]

Am I wrong

[indigo sparrow]

Ok I gotta go in

[placid flower]

I would have to hope that you met a bad sample because I don’t think most people suck this much

[royal badger]

I hope so as well but also just generally looking at the online communications of this server I feel at least the lack of communication not necessarily malice in communication still applies

[placid flower]

Technically there is a higher chance of you seeing chronically online people with lack of communication skills talking in this server because, well, they are chronically online

[royal badger]

I guess that’s fair lmfao

But even like

Within casual Reddit posts

I feel like kinda applies

[placid flower]

ah yeah reddit is wild lmao

[royal badger]

Or maybe I’m deluded by that one parent

[placid flower]

I hope people I meet irl in uni are sane

[royal badger]

Oh most are

The sample I have mentioned about college a2cers irl is not even close to the people ik at college

College people much better

[placid flower]

thats good to hear

Unfortunately the a2cers = nerds seems to become truer daily

[royal badger]

They’ve always been nerds

At least for me I don’t classify this behavior under nerd

Although there may be a correlation

[placid flower]

To some extent I would classify this as entitled

[royal badger]

Oh it definitely is

[junior heath]

some extent?

[placid flower]

most extent lmao

• being an overall dick

[junior heath]

it screams "I don't take what I can get and always need exactly what I want with no regard for others"

[placid flower]

It’s nice to see that people in this thread are alot better than general chat

[royal badger]

Oh lord who do I need to ban in there now

[coarse fjord]

😭

wait lemme catch up

[placid flower]

I think banning top 10 in general every week would solve all of your problems lmao

[royal badger]

Depends tho tbh

General chat is much worse behaved in a social sense

But in the “niche A2C rules” sense megathreads are much worse

[coarse fjord]

i think people r chronically online yeah

[royal badger]

Portal astrology is easier to shut down in general for example

[indigo sparrow]

Found a hiding space

[royal badger]

But I also don’t usually see as much nsfw in megathreads

[coarse fjord]

bro that’s crazy

[placid flower]

guys my MIT portal took 7 milliseconds more to load than usual… does this mean something?

[coarse fjord]

i kinda get not wanting to stay with ur parents but if no other space is available for people obviously you’d go stay with them 😭😭

like wtf

[junior heath]

I'd rather the occasional portal astrology than nsfw tbh
one has the potential for stress and anxiety
but the other is in a server full of kids that will make many uncomfortable

[royal badger]

I think what did it for me is this person consistently visited their parents during the year outside of this so to me it didn’t seem like doing it now should’ve been an issue

[indigo sparrow]

touch grass challenge

[royal badger]

Bro was not here for Berkeley 2023

Yes both are bad

[junior heath]

I was not
what happened

[indigo sparrow]

people are bullying me outside the toilets :(

[royal badger]

I believe it’s patched now lol but it spread so far there’s a YouTube video on it

[coarse fjord]

😭

[indigo sparrow]

they're talking shit about me

[royal badger]

I’m sorry to hear :(

[indigo sparrow]

"he has down syndrome"... no the fuck I don't?

[coarse fjord]

wtf that’s insane

[placid flower]

Tf

[junior heath]

awh
don't let their opinions put you down though
ik its hard but its small group of people vs a majority
much better things to look forward to

[indigo sparrow]

(they think it's a severe mental disability, thanks to stereotyping)

[royal badger]

It’s bad either way to assume tbh

[coarse fjord]

yeah what chloe said

they’re losers for doing that ngl

[placid flower]

Cats always help

[supple creek]

What is that?

[coarse fjord]

so cute

[royal badger]

Well it’s patched now so doesn’t really matter

[indigo sparrow]

no, they said my name and "look how he runs out of class crying" when theyre the ones that do that shit anyway

[supple creek]

Did people find out decisions early hand or smth

[junior heath]

also just putting it out here
cuz little things can often make a large impact
but my dms are always open if you need to talk abt anything

[placid flower]

If you scream berkeley three times in front of a mirror at 3 am, you get a instant decision written in blood

[supple creek]

bet

[indigo sparrow]

gonna try

[royal badger]

Oh I’m totally with you here

[coarse fjord]

:((

[royal badger]

What they’re doing is awful

[coarse fjord]

that’s crazy people are so mean

[indigo sparrow]

i applied to Squidward Community College, and I GOT IN LMAOO

[coarse fjord]

me too !! always feel free to hmu :D

[coarse fjord]

wtf that’s real?

[junior heath]

great example of bullying stemming from their insecurities just saying :p
we love you here tho <3

[indigo sparrow]

okay classtime

😭 ❤️ 🙏

[junior heath]

good luck !! try to enjoy

[coarse fjord]

bye bye!

[indigo sparrow]

I'll try ty

I wish y'all luck into getting into mit

[royal badger]

You too!

[coarse fjord]

you’ve got it !!!!!

manifesting for you

🫶

[junior heath]

see you here in like 13 hours hopefully!

[slender fractal]

brrr

[grand moth]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
13 hours, 36 minutes and 45 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tribal locust]

BRUH I JUST CHECKED MY MIT PORTAL AND APPARENTLY IDIDNT SEND ONE OF MY AP SCORES?

WTF

MAN

ITS SO JOEVER

[charred rover]

Best of luck to everyone today!

[royal badger]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4YUBuORUL4

sullyfinlay

Classic cool down
.
.
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.
#tech #corporate #wfh #dating #date #funnyvideos #funny

Likes

5369

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Don’t become this if you get in!

[spring thorn]

Fuck all the negativity, I am gonna get in 🤞 🔥 💯

[dawn prairie]

the mit scam profile posted a story that says congrats wlecome to class of 2028

😭

they wanna destroy my emotions

[digital hearth]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
12 hours, 47 minutes and 54 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[lavish mauve]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
12 hours, 36 minutes and 22 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[dawn prairie]

guys good luck

imma try to get outta here

[round vortex]

!ivy

[royal badger]

!countdowns

[ember violet]

Current Countdown Commands

!gatech
!jhu
!ivyday
!mit
!notredame
!ucsb
!uva
!wellesley

[royal badger]

#🤖-bot-commands

Unless it’s mit

[round vortex]

Thanks

[low mango]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
12 hours, 20 minutes and 13 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[low mango]

ughhhh

[grave token]

an ancient law of posting is that sometimes your online friends become your bffs and mostly your online friends will alarm you irl

the ancients knew this

[fathom knoll]

it is now close enough to feel the ghost of adrenaline but far enouogh for the brain to understand it is not close

[grave token]

but of course the situation changes when everyone becomes a poster. it’s no longer the equivalent of bright plumage warning you

[grave token]

one of several ways MIT admissions decisions is like a hippo. deep evolution brain warning you despite charismatic chubby mascot

wide tim devouring souls

anyway here is the assigned reading for the day for those people who need to scroll https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/category/miscellaneous/denied-by-mit-what-happened-after/

[strange zenith]

spoken like a true mit prospective

[coarse fjord]

no way petey sighting

[royal badger]

I am decently close to becoming ancient

[grave token]

I’ll allow it

[royal badger]

4 years of A2C is a lot

I need an award

[strange zenith]

🏆

for you

[royal badger]

Yes for tomorrow

[grave token]

I’ve been posting on college confidential for 14 years

that’s why I went bald at 26

presumably

Chloe is a fellow veteran of the posting wars….aged before her time…like Frodo with the ring…tired and setting sail to Valinor…

[royal badger]

That’s insane

What was it like back in the old times

[pale plaza]

Good morning it’s judgement day

[fathom knoll]

sounds very ominous

[low mango]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
11 hours, 58 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[low mango]

12 hours lads

[fathom knoll]

itll release at 4 am my time 💀

[low mango]

11:28 for me lmao

[fathom knoll]

neat

[obtuse heron]

8:28am for me

[low mango]

i'm gonna eat a hat or perhaps a small child

[fathom knoll]

march 15 0828? or march 14

[pale plaza]

Have u tried minoxidil

Works wonders u just gotta rock beanies for a year

[pale plaza]

Yeah it is

[grave token]

I have zero problems with being bald

[fathom knoll]

bald people's personality hits different

[grave token]

I shave my head and lift weights, and have piercings and tattoos

I am not afraid of losing my hair. My hair is afraid of me.

[pale plaza]

Oh ok it sounded like u wanted it back

Being bald is tuff

Maybe when I’m 40

I’d rather be bald than have a bald spot

[fallow fiber]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
11 hours, 46 minutes and 32 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[rancid wraith]

!mit

[ember violet]

MIT RD Date

MIT RD decisions come out <t:1710455280:F> in your local time
11 hours, 44 minutes and 45 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[rancid wraith]

is it March 15th or March 14th? I'm pretty sure it is March 14th....

[strong torrent]

The bot displays the time in your local time

[pale plaza]

It’s in 12 hours

I wonder if Yeat would get into mit

If he applied

[strong torrent]

so if you're ahead of eastern time, it might be March 15 for you

[rancid wraith]

oh ok, thanks!

[pale plaza]

Do u guys think mit aos know who Yeat is

I shoulda wrote my essay about him

[near mist]

The real question is if they know about Uk drill 💀