Johns Hopkins (JHU) (2023-2024)

[wintry yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791581270958145538/1191906249168654367/ouse.gif

pls let me be dr foreman

[median bane]

Ur in this chat too 😭😭

[wintry yew]

im in like 9

used to be 11 but rejections bro

[median bane]

I’m in 16 💀

[wintry yew]

crazy

[copper night]

@wintry yew applying to all the Unis that I applied to

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[wintry yew]

which ones do you have left

[paper seal]

JHUwU in 2 days is crazy

[meager prawn]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 22 hours and 20 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[lilac sequoia]

UWU OWO JHU

less than 48 hours 🫣

[leaden osprey]

Johnspookie Pookie 🥳

[wintry yew]

can’t wait to get in and be dr foreman

[leaden osprey]

High chance I might get rejected

[lilac sequoia]

johns hookie pookie <33

ignore this im becoming hysterical

[unborn swift]

one day remains

wait hold on

im dumb lmao

46 hours remain

[leaden osprey]

Yeh

John’s Suskins

[unborn swift]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-galagone-when-the-imposter-is-sus-gif-19588391

john sus

[spark pike]

JHUwU is crazy

[median bane]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 21 hours and 12 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[copper night]

Bro is balancing out each uni

compartmentalizing his decisions

[median bane]

Real shit 💯

[hushed moth]

its so close

just under a day

[median bane]

Literally not under a day

It’s under two days big bro

[lilac sequoia]

bros j getting a lil delulu

[median bane]

Shit got all of us tripped up fr

[nocturne plaza]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

Johns Hopkins University RD decisions come out <t:1710961200:F> in your local time
1 day, 21 hours and 1 minute until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[unborn swift]

youre so right

im gonna get the letter but wait until 2 days from now to open it

[hushed moth]

imma get it over with

ready for the rejection

[median bane]

Real

I’ll be on a flight when it releases lol

Might buy flight Wi-Fi

[wintry yew]

I wrote my essay the day of

Am I cooked?

[hushed moth]

nah

you should be alright

[wintry yew]

We shall see

[copper night]

Me too

[wintry yew]

I wrote it about a dumb ass topic

[copper night]

Tbh I wrote my UC ESSAYS FOR WEEKS

and got shit

so like

[wintry yew]

Me but w/ UChicago

[copper night]

Bet u ur getting in with it

[wintry yew]

No because I wrote about the exchange program w/ Oxford

[copper night]

AOs probably spin the wheel at this point

[wintry yew]

They’re not gonna like me talking about another school

[copper night]

Nah it’s fine 💀 it shows u wanna have a global perspective

[wintry yew]

I mainly relied on writing about exchange programs with colleges’ “why us???” essays

I pulled it for UChicago, Northwestern, and JHU

[copper night]

Only real why us essay I wrote was gatechs

other than that

I think they can all be thrown in the shredder

[wintry yew]

So far I’ve only gotten back 4 privates and only gotten into one

[copper night]

bro is the public guy

[wintry yew]

Tbf all of them besides the one were reaches and ultra reaches

[wintry yew]

If I get into Berkeley I’d just find it funny

THE public university

[copper night]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I don’t have a chance cuz 💀 EECS

[wintry yew]

people after picking a major that makes it incredibly difficult to get into the college of their dreams

/j

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-cash-money-rich-gif-17898571

Me when the tech money comes in

[novel crescent]

the tech grant goes so hard man

oh wrong tech LMAO

[copper night]

You on that grind

[weak oar]

lmaooo i picked genomics for jhu and i got so many weird glances from all my classmates

[wintry yew]

I picked biology iirc I’m finished

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[paper seal]

Y'all wrote an essay? 🗿

[weak oar]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[novel crescent]

nah im on break this week 🦅

[wintry yew]

Honestly yeah

[weak oar]

i mean tbf our ap bio course barely covered genomics

but like

i liked dna

[paper seal]

QB kids didn't have to submit any supps for JHU

[weak oar]

it was the only unit i understood

[paper seal]

Goofy af

[wintry yew]

The only optional essay I didn’t write was for Colgate cause I don’t have the drive to write for a toothpaste university

[paper seal]

I wrote the essay before finding out they didn't ask for supps from QB kids

[copper night]

I’m sorry like unless you’ve actually done shit in genomics research don’t expect it to be an easy major in fact they don’t even admit u by major

[paper seal]

So that entire essay was a waste

💀

[weak oar]

nah i applied for shits and giggles im gonna be fr

[copper night]

Sensodyne better

[copper night]

Same with Harvard

[novel crescent]

i swear i opened my rd decision expecting the fat 'We regret to inform you,

[weak oar]

if i get in idk if id go tbh i hear the environment is very depressing (source is my teacher whom i ta for and wrote my letter of rec and graduated from there)

[copper night]

Shittiest shops ever written before the deadline by 1 hour

[novel crescent]

jhu was my shits n giggles 😂

[copper night]

I wish I was lying

[copper night]

Istg if u write the worst shit to Unis they accept u but if u spend weeks perfecting everything they don’t

[paper seal]

I'm boutta get accepted into Brown University for my family guy essay fr fr ong ong

[wintry yew]

Getting into Brown after writing about Cleveland

[random kettle]

brown university is for all the brownies

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-crazy-stewie-griffin-loosing-my-mind-gif-15818857424250885023

[paper seal]

Literally me writing my Dartmouth essays about tomatoes

[copper night]

I wrote my Yale essay about karak chai and how it Can solve problems in the ME

top notch essay

I got a full mark on my English exam once by using it

so I condensed it

In the community essay format

[lone lion]

!jhu

[weak oar]

omg did the command get banned from this thread

nah carl's just dead

[lone lion]

Oh

Rip

Wtf

What time does it release again?

[weak oar]

here

[lone lion]

Thanks

[hushed moth]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-24414495

[leaden osprey]

John Fuckins :))))

[unborn swift]

what if johns fuckins was called Johns Hopkins?? crazy ik but lemme cook

[hushed moth]

learn karate

[hardy hedge]

baltimore bro

[copper night]

Shit I forgot JHU was in Baltimore

Major fucking turn off

[hardy hedge]

LMAO

[copper night]

Bruh ngl I sometimes geniunely wonder how 3rd world countries are deemed unsafe by the us travel advisory

when u probably have a higher chance of getting robbed or killed in some major cities in the us

[hardy hedge]

this is super super cap

[copper night]

I’ve rarely heard of robberies as much as they do in the us

[hardy hedge]

🤣

[hardy hedge]

yea cuz they die

[copper night]

yeah some areas are absolutely brutal

[hardy hedge]

also robbery is common in like most of the world bro

[copper night]

not ones we can live in

[hardy hedge]

the usa is a outliar

for only having robbings in stores

[copper night]

But the ones that are affected in the us suffer greatly

[hardy hedge]

and not as much from normal people

[unborn swift]

USA just has a really high population and speaks English

[hardy hedge]

that aint how crime statistics work bud

[unborn swift]

if other countries published their data in english you'd be blown away but because it isn't readily available most people don't look too hard

[copper night]

bruh us is the only country where there’s a gun store next to a Costco (back when I visited Florida)

[hardy hedge]

no?

switzerland

[unborn swift]

I meant that he hears about a lot of robberies because there's a lot of people, news stories are usually about a specific robbery which leads to a lot of news stories

[hardy hedge]

switzerland is based

[hardy hedge]

would be funny if costco sold those things

walmart does it

[copper night]

But my friends uncle died in a Switzerland shooting it was quite sad

[hardy hedge]

why can't kirkland make their own brand

[unborn swift]

but tbf in terms of gun violence us is pretty high, Colombia Brazil and Mexico take top 3 but us is a strong 4th

[hardy hedge]

🙏

[hardy hedge]

remove detroit and chicago

and we go like 189th

[copper night]

The americassss baby

[hardy hedge]

its funny

i wont get political

but the parts that should have less crime

[copper night]

😭 HWAT ABOUT LOUSIANA

[hardy hedge]

have more

[unborn swift]

remove Brasilia and Brazil goes way down shocking

[hardy hedge]

so just northern brazil?

[copper night]

ngl Seattle crime is done by a bunch of pussies

it’s all property thef t

[unborn swift]

anyways gl with jhu yall

[hardy hedge]

we pay the government half our income and we get dangerous cities

truly truly

[copper night]

they don’t got the true hood mentality

[hardy hedge]

good kid maad city

[copper night]

DAMN

[median bane]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 18 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[hardy hedge]

🙏

lets all get in

[median bane]

I hope I get in

[copper night]

Bro back at the bot commands spamming once again

[median bane]

Idk about y’all

🤣🤣

[median bane]

Listen here lil bro 😡😡

[copper night]

One day

Or DAY ONE

we already got into JHU

no need to wait

[median bane]

Inshallah

[copper night]

I’m booking a flight to campus rn

meet me @novel crescent at class

They better expect me

cuz they ain’t ready for me dawg

[copper night]

Inshallah

[median bane]

🙏🙏

[copper night]

ARE RHEY READY FOR U

or are u gonna show them WHO U REALLY ARE

[median bane]

Baltimore ain’t ready for me

I’m gonna up the crime rate

Ten folds

[copper night]

We gonna run the streets

[hardy hedge]

man i forget

maryland is the south

[median bane]

Bro said Maryland is the south

[hardy hedge]

🤨 it is?

[copper night]

we gonna be doctors and save the people in need for health care without insurance

we gonna take cash

[median bane]

Hell no I’m HURTING them

[copper night]

Bro got beef with the patients

[median bane]

💯💯

This is exactly why jhu should let me in

[copper night]

don’t work well if u gonna swear the oath of becoming a doctor 💀

[median bane]

I’m what’s needed in this world

[copper night]

if the AOs read this rn

it’s joever for bro

[median bane]

[copper night]

we gotta save this for later

[median bane]

Save what lil bro

[copper night]

When u get accepted

[twilit knot]

youre gonna get jittleyanged in your fuhuhluhtoogan in the avenoo bruh its over

[copper night]

SMH bro deleted the evidence

[raven raptor]

!jhu

[golden seal]

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1 day, 17 hours and 40 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[timber field]

I need GT

[leaden osprey]

GT rejected me and I’m sad

[mild ether]

Less than a day and a half!

[night valve]

Less than 48 hours!

[night valve]

What’s GT?

[leaden osprey]

Georgia Institute of Technology

People call it the MIT of the South

[tiny musk]

same and uga 😭.

[timber field]

I got deferred

[novel crescent]

uhhh sure pu to the amrs

[leaden osprey]

How could you have been rejected by uga????

Fenix I need to see your essay…if that’s fine of course?

[tiny musk]

my test scores was trash 😭.

[tiny musk]

sure i’ll dm you.

[leaden osprey]

But I had an 1160 and you had an 1170, if anything it’s in the 25th percentile so the minimum has been satisfied.

UGA didn’t look at my second score unfortunately

[hardy hedge]

You applied johns hppkins with that score?

[leaden osprey]

Test optional.

[leaden osprey]

Also my third score was 1570.

But I submitted that in like

March

[hardy hedge]

Ah hell nah

I'm cooked

[leaden osprey]

UGA didn’t emailed me back saying they couldn’t update it and wished me luck.

[hardy hedge]

Why did everyone get 1570+

[leaden osprey]

I got in UGA with an 1160

Yay

[hardy hedge]

I got into ucla with none

[leaden osprey]

UCLA test blind

Does not count

[hardy hedge]

Ik

Bro didn't fall into the joke

[leaden osprey]

But in all seriousness UGA didn’t look at my recent SAT scores…

[tiny musk]

ngl glad i didn’t get into ga tech or uga, anyways go trojans #fighton!

[leaden osprey]

What university is Trojans? I heard of them before.

[tiny musk]

university of southern california!

[leaden osprey]

THAT’S GOOD

Ayo why are you complaining about UGA you have somewhere decent to go!

[tiny musk]

true.

[queen sky]

yall im having a physical panic attack over jhu

i know i aint getting in but im just do nervous for no reason at all

[paper seal]

JHUwU ain't so UwU rn 😔

[paper seal]

Tbf that's normal

Especially for a school you care a lot about

[novel crescent]

yeah i was hella scared for my top choices

[hardy hedge]

i did 0 research

only shadowing

[paper seal]

Tbh I wanna do the exact opposite

I wanna record reaction vids to my reaches and have the most deadpan reaction if I get in

It'll be pure comedy

[queen sky]

[novel crescent]

im so happy i didnt record any of acceptances

[queen sky]

i recorded all of them

[paper seal]

I had my friends record one of mine in class

💀

[novel crescent]

oh!

[hardy hedge]

yo @novel crescent

could you read my jhu essay

[novel crescent]

i got my hopkins acceptance the day i was going to italy lmao

[hardy hedge]

ik i sent you my plme one

but i didn't send you my johns hopskins

[novel crescent]

sure go for it

[copper night]

Same bro

[paper seal]

Angsting about essays two days before decisions is wild

[novel crescent]

im on break 😎

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-boop-sniff-gif-21374410

[copper night]

Me opening my acceptance

[paper seal]

Me opening my rejection

[novel crescent]

i forgot hopkins decisions came out cuz i was packing for my trip 😂

[copper night]

Fr

[copper night]

Good

If u act like u forget

It gets those Unis running for u

😭 reverse psychology

[novel crescent]

wait no fr

[queen sky]

decisions are out by 3am my time idk what to do lol

[novel crescent]

cuz every acceptance after i opened when it came out

and didnt get in accepted anywhere after hopkins

[paper seal]

Ngl I nearly forgot that I applied to JHU

[queen sky]

am i supposed to stay awake to open it or go to sleep and open it after😭

[novel crescent]

so maybe its true 🤔

dont stay awake

[copper night]

Same 💀

I realized I did 5 days ago

ngl

[novel crescent]

it was 12am in italy when i got my usc rejection and i just lowkey cried as i fell asleep

[craggy gulch]

its going to be okay 🫂

[novel crescent]

-10/10 experience

[copper night]

It’s gonna finally be relatively ok for me and not 3 am it’s gonna come out at 10 so i don’t mind 😭

[craggy gulch]

im recording all of my decisions lol

[copper night]

Fuck usc

Italian mafia connections

On top

😭

[novel crescent]

the cali dream was gonna make me pick it over jhu 😂

[craggy gulch]

cali dream goes hard

[copper night]

Yeah I don’t have the profile to do so I’m just gonna get rejected every time lmao

[copper night]

I hate on any school that rejects my homies

[copper night]

Also it’s like 3 am 💀 every time

[paper seal]

Oop, while y'all wait for decisions

Lemme just pin the time decisions are gonna release

JHU RD Date:

Johns Hopkins University RD decisions come out <t:1710961200:f> in your local time, which is in <t:1710961200:R>.

[queen sky]

same

[paper seal]

So y'all stop going insane with the command

💀

[queen sky]

tho i missed my local med school acceptance

cuz they straight up sent me an email titled congrats yada yada

[hardy hedge]

JHU comes out during stats

[paper seal]

Ngl super anticlimactic when you get decisions like that lmao

[queen sky]

I agree it was like davis

[paper seal]

JHU comes out during AP Econ for me 💀

[craggy gulch]

oh blue lumina

[queen sky]

they alsp were like congrats ur an aggie

[hardy hedge]

im cooked

[queen sky]

manifesting jhu

[craggy gulch]

ME WITH DAVIS

I WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN WITH MY FRIEND AND EVERYTHING

THEN GOT AN EMAIL THAT SAID CONGRATULATIONS FML

[queen sky]

Last time for rutgers it worked so lemme try again

[paper seal]

I found out UC Riverside's decision because they posted the admitted student messages on the portal before they posted the actual decisions

[craggy gulch]

you got this

[queen sky]

https://tenor.com/view/business-proposal-you-got-this-fighting-girl-gif-25726767

[queen sky]

damn

[paper seal]

💀

[queen sky]

Self-produced portal astrology

[paper seal]

Deadass 😭

They posted this shit like half an hour before the actual decision

[novel crescent]

nah thats funny tho

[queen sky]

well a good thing about my panic attack is that i managed to stay awake for the entire chemistry class

[hardy hedge]

college counsolers telling students to not apply to t20's

[queen sky]

i usually just fall sleep in 15 min

[hardy hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-hypnotize-singing-despicable-me-gif-15465828745582198891

[copper night]

A change in the magnetic flux linkage induced an Emf in the decision and if the decision is a closed circuit then a current is induced

[queen sky]

bro is born for jhu

[novel crescent]

no please no

[novel crescent]

thats reminding me of my physics midterm

[copper night]

but if we apply Lenz’s law there must be an opposing change to the change in flux linkage that caused it and hence

[novel crescent]

havent gotten there yet

[copper night]

Oats is not accepting the decision

[novel crescent]

or maybe we have? i didnt gone to lecture in 2 weeks cuz i was studying for other classes

[copper night]

😭

[novel crescent]

in true hopkins fashion

[copper night]

JHU when eddy current

🏃‍♂️

JHU when cancer cell research

💰

[novel crescent]

guys jhu gives u 2k for a tech grant u dont need to pay back

come to jhu its the best!

[copper night]

what’s that for

like a laptop and shit

[copper night]

I would but I would like to know about Baltimore 😭

[novel crescent]

well what people do is submit the request like a ss of the laptop they want

buy a cheaper one than the 2k

and keep the rest of money

and they dont ask for proof of purchase or anything

[copper night]

damn ultimate life hack

[copper night]

😭 when will it get patched

[novel crescent]

okay full confession...

there was a report of a guy with a gun on campus

but like

no one got hurt so was he really there?

[copper night]

American logic 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Nah but I’m talking more about

If u went shopping

would the general commercial areas

be safe

etc

I honestly don’t know much about Baltimore or have found any stuff online about it

[novel crescent]

yeah theres a nice town about a 15-20 min drive away that u can get to

and it has a nice shopping center and everything

[paper seal]

Oatmeal

[novel crescent]

towson supporter for life

[copper night]

I gotta know the ends if I get accepted I would like a full page document on the best way to maximise your opportunity

[novel crescent]

theres a discord link that u get with ur speaker when u get accepted

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/limewireisback-dancing-oats-ogs-og-gif-27312574

[novel crescent]

and a discord server they provide in ur admission portal lol

[copper night]

WAIT I GET A SPEAKER

[paper seal]

Tbh I wanna get accepted to JHU just for that acceptance package drip

[novel crescent]

the speaker goes crazy

[copper night]

I need the aliexpeess speaker rn

[copper night]

As an ee major how do u like the process of speaking to Chinese manufacturing pcb companies to print your pcb

I had to spend a week with pcbway

💀

[novel crescent]

uM

havent done that yet

[copper night]

[novel crescent]

yeah look it up its not like huge but its a solid speaker

[copper night]

Do u still use it is the real question

[tawny dagger]

Smrithi manifesting the tree fr

[novel crescent]

no its sitting in my dorm rn

[copper night]

😭

[novel crescent]

collecting dust

but i shall use my speaker in my amazing sophmore housing next semester

[copper night]

😭 im not sure if that’s sarcasm cuz most sophomore housing is shit

[novel crescent]

nah nah its pretty chill

[paper seal]

Manifesting this is crazy

[copper night]

Ok@good

Bruh JHU students always love it

[copper night]

im running away from anyone who wears that within a 50 mile radius

[copper night]

bro has the housing plan 😭

[novel crescent]

lmao yeah

[copper night]

double majoring doesn’t sound that bsd!

?

Or is it

[novel crescent]

with what majors?

[copper night]

I wanna do cs and bio

[craggy gulch]

what do you get in it

[craggy gulch]

loml

[paper seal]

Ask@novel crescent

[tawny dagger]

Last year they got a speaker

A fucking speaker

[copper night]

Also our curriculum is quite strong so it might prep me for a lot of courses

[craggy gulch]

oh my god

[copper night]

🗣️

[copper night]

But I’m unsure

[tawny dagger]

And berkeley gave me nothing

[craggy gulch]

i got stickers from berkeley :3

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/greed-greedy-money-rich-disney-gif-4807072

[tawny dagger]

How

[craggy gulch]

wdym how

[tawny dagger]

Are u living in cali rn

[craggy gulch]

oh no but i put a cali mailing address

[novel crescent]

the speaker

[tawny dagger]

I know they dont ship intls

[paper seal]

MIT gave me a pipe bomb in the mail 🔥

[tawny dagger]

What brand

[novel crescent]

that seems duable tbh

[copper night]

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences

[novel crescent]

easier if u have some credits coming in

[paper seal]

Tube moment

[copper night]

YAYY now I can do both med school if I wanted to or do ds

[copper night]

Yes I would

[craggy gulch]

W

[novel crescent]

uh good question!

[novel crescent]

yeah the u should be good

my advisor spoils us and gives us the full 4 yr plan for our major

and updates it for us

[copper night]

32 credits

And maybe 3 more

But I can’t work hard enough to try and get an a in cs

lol

im already doing 5 a levels

so just focusing on maths phys further maths

[novel crescent]

hopkins only takes math and science credits sadly

my 4 in apush went to waste

[copper night]

Rlly

why did I get this

😭

[novel crescent]

oh with aps i meant

[copper night]

oh

[novel crescent]

oops

[copper night]

A levels are like 💀

[paper seal]

Tbh basically all my AP credits are gonna go to waste

[copper night]

They legit are so hard but this is the first uni they appreciates them

[paper seal]

I think I signed up for 13 AP tests this year

[copper night]

What’s 32 credits like

[paper seal]

Because most of the UCs accept AP Credits

But now I'm not going to a UC

💀

[novel crescent]

damn

[copper night]

A semester?

[craggy gulch]

does mit not

[novel crescent]

no about 2 semesters?

[copper night]

So technically if it was just one major

[novel crescent]

my hs didnt make us take the ap test if we didnt want to

[copper night]

I’ll get a 3 year degree

[novel crescent]

saved me some time

[copper night]

im manifesting JHU

Now

JHU my beloved

[novel crescent]

if it would go to the credits and u still take 100 credits at hopkins yeah

[paper seal]

They accept credit for like two classes 💀

Calc BC and AP Physics C

Both AP Physics Cs

and you need a five on both

💀

[queen sky]

if i get i to jhu i can just save 1 credit for my summer course

[copper night]

Now I can technically do a double major in four years without too much stress

[novel crescent]

my cs friend came in with i think 26 credits he can use for his major and hes gonna do a 3 and 1 master program

[queen sky]

without having to worry abt transferring credits around uwu

[copper night]

Ah that’s a nice idea too

[novel crescent]

i came in with no credits soooo

[copper night]

Tbf tho they don’t give much credits for AP students

idk how

[novel crescent]

yeah plus my hs only had 3 ap courses ._.

[copper night]

My hs has 3 a levels only too

But I’m doing them outside

So I do 5

Also intl fees too much 😭

[novel crescent]

i was too lazy for that lol

[queen sky]

do we get credits for IB

[copper night]

Yeah

Hang on

[queen sky]

im a diploma candidate

thank god

[copper night]

But not as much as a levels

They treat a level students well

[novel crescent]

yeah my friend did ib and she was able to bring in some credits

[copper night]

I’m happy

Finally

[queen sky]

ive died multiple times over IB and id like to be rewarded for my blood sweat and tears

[novel crescent]

she got a 45 on the ib test so shes lowkey cracked

[queen sky]

BRO NOT LOWKEY

HIGH KEY CRACKED

[copper night]

That’s insane

I honestly just want an A or B

and I’ll be fine

Unless I have to go to the uk

Then I gotta work my ass off

For a conditional offer

Of A star A A

Which is fine

[novel crescent]

okay higkey lol

[copper night]

I’m just having a crisis deciding whether to do cs or bio

So imma just see what I can do in the us

[hardy hedge]

lol

[copper night]

that’s why I hate the uk system

Ur in ur major from day one 😭

[novel crescent]

u can switch pretty easy here so

[hardy hedge]

i used to be a cs fanatic

[queen sky]

i hope the jhu AOs found my essay cute

[hardy hedge]

not software

but hardwar

[copper night]

Linus tech tips 😭

[hardy hedge]

literally

[novel crescent]

my ece friends want me to do ee cs

[hardy hedge]

i had a shit ton of

[novel crescent]

but i dont like coding that much

[hardy hedge]

hardware videos

[copper night]

Now bro sold his soul

[hardy hedge]

idk

i haven't watch him

[copper night]

I like both ee and cs but I just wouldn’t find ee fun in the long term

[hardy hedge]

i would have done ee ngl

had covid not existed

then again I like my life as it is

i want to spend the next 14 years of my life dedicated

[copper night]

Like look at this beauty 😫

[novel crescent]

ee is hella fun (my professor rn is really good rn but idk n the future)

bucca for life

[copper night]

It’s so fun until u get to jobs that’s what I meant 😭

my friend is doing EE

[novel crescent]

doh

[copper night]

And wants to switch to product design

cuz he didn’t like the internships

Since the projects are likely to be more boring

[novel crescent]

my friend got an internship this summer at northrop grumman so ill know how it is when she tells us if it was good

[copper night]

Like he worked at jaguar which pay his tuition for him at the same time

And he said he just works on a small part of the project

And never really understands how it works together

but tbh that’s with everything

Engineering related especially

[copper night]

😭

what about Lockheed Martin

making rockets 🚀

🇺🇸

[novel crescent]

idk anyone locked in with martin yet

plus ive been to busy not trying to get straight Fs to apply to any yet

im cooked

[copper night]

😭 the struggle is real

I can feel u

[copper night]

Ur not

just gotta LOCK IN

🗣️🗣️

Do u guys have pass fail

[novel crescent]

im too busy trying to enjoy my days of freedom

[copper night]

😭

[novel crescent]

yes but i cant use it for any requirements for my major

[copper night]

Bruh

that’s a scam

how hard is it to get an A if u wanna do premed

[novel crescent]

depends on the class tbh

my roommate has straigth As as BME n premed

[copper night]

ok then

is he cracked tho

[novel crescent]

she is pretty cracked ngl

[copper night]

Ok then 💀

What about cs majors

do they have a 4.0

Or should I not bother ruining my degree

over doing cs

[novel crescent]

my neighbor whos cs has a 4.0

[copper night]

ok then

calm

[novel crescent]

but he came in knowing a good amount and thought like python somewhere at one point

and he did lin alg and calc 3 at the same time

[copper night]

yeah it’s calm

[copper night]

Idk what those are 😭

[novel crescent]

2 math courses

[copper night]

we’re doing Calc 3 a t a level 💀

And it’s tiring

[novel crescent]

calc 3 is hard at hopkins cuz the professors always sucks

[copper night]

Like

Kill me tiring a

[copper night]

Wait I’ll see if I can even get it waived

[hardy hedge]

[novel crescent]

please try to get it waived not worth

also physics 1 lol

[copper night]

Nvm

I can’t waive it

I can waive Calc 2 max

[copper night]

Yeah I got credits for physics 1 and 2

[novel crescent]

i have a demon calc 2 professor rn

[copper night]

Apparently

[copper night]

😭

[novel crescent]

cuz i was dumb and took calc 1 last semester when i didnt need to

[copper night]

are there not any of those sites where they rate ur professors but just for JHU

[novel crescent]

hes the only calc 2 professor for engineering this semester

i didnt have a choice

[copper night]

Rule no1 of engineering majors especially first year tryna get internships is to make it as less stressful as possible 😭

So u have a high gpa and time to apply

[copper night]

It’s joever

[novel crescent]

jhu has its own like course eval website

[hardy hedge]

hmm

@novel crescent do you think i got a good chance

[copper night]

1984

[hardy hedge]

since although i got a 1530

[paper seal]

Calculus 2 🤢
Calculus 1 and 3 😍

[hardy hedge]

my school's average is like 1020

oh yea

[paper seal]

"Although I got a 1530"

[novel crescent]

test optional goes crazy

[paper seal]

💀

[copper night]

CAL 3 when Mclaurin and Taylor collab series

[paper seal]

You're good bruh

[hardy hedge]

it looks better though right

[paper seal]

Taylor Swift series

[hardy hedge]

if your school sucks

[paper seal]

Yes

But why are you angsting over a 1530

💀

[hardy hedge]

i see people wiht 1550+

1570+

thats why

[copper night]

Bud anything 1500+ is not gonna be why ur rejected

[hardy hedge]

you know though

[copper night]

especially at JHU

[hardy hedge]

you right you right

its in God's hands now

im chilling

[copper night]

Also idk about u but if I have test scores like a levels or AP IB etc

[novel crescent]

yeah i went test optional cuz i only got to the the sat once after yoloing it

[copper night]

they look at those more

Since they’re harder

And representative of ur actual skills

[copper night]

Y sat progression is funny af

I scored very highly on a really hard uk cs and engineering entrance exam

75 on the mat

which is rlly hard to get

[novel crescent]

whats the us terms to that

lol

[copper night]

It’s basically like umm US Maths Olympiad team qualifying 😭

[novel crescent]

ahhh

[paper seal]

Olys 💀

[copper night]

It’s Oxford entrance exam

[hardy hedge]

what is coming out

[paper seal]

A true oggsford man

[hardy hedge]

nvm

i can check the deciison

[copper night]

Anyway

I scored a 1450 SAT

first try

770 maths so not bad

[hardy hedge]

imma go band for band with my valec

[copper night]

But my English lang AP equivalent English language gcse was near full marks 💀

[hardy hedge]

bro got into yale ea

[copper night]

Anyway

Then I proceeded to get a 1380

[paper seal]

💀

[copper night]

And felt like all hope was lost 😭

[paper seal]

70 point drop is wild

[copper night]

And got a 1510 last try

December

Fr

[paper seal]

I took the december SAT and scored worse than the last time I took it

😭

[modern bolt]

the aug/oct sat math had such nice curving

5 wrong and 770 🙏

[copper night]

Lol

I’m thankful my dec scores were both the highest

So no need to superscore

😭

[copper night]

Oh I did all digital

Digital SAT is so ass

It’s unpredictable

Get one wrong and that drops u 60 points

Or smth crazy like that

But on another test

One wrong is an 800

[novel crescent]

digital sat seems interesting

[copper night]

It’s like gambling

If u strike big

with a good curve

ur done

If u don’t

[novel crescent]

oh!

thats fun...

[copper night]

My younger bro just did it

So he’s waiting for his result

On the 22nd

I think

Or 21st

so I’ll see how it’ll go

Especially when America is added to the pool of test takers

😭

[novel crescent]

the grading scale on the digital one doesnt seem like fair then

._.

[copper night]

It’s on average supposed to be relative to the whole population so they predict ur score based on a smaller set of questions

So one silly mistake

And that “adaptive test”

will assume u don’t know a topic

[novel crescent]

ohh i see

yeah thats not it

[copper night]

Kinda off topic but I opened insta for the first time in a week and then got reminded by the brainrot podcasters that put “sigma edit music” on them talking and giving bs advice

😭

[novel crescent]

insta reels gets annoying tbh

[copper night]

If we don’t make any money from Eng

we just start a podcast

And waffle

then add music

And sound like experts

U don’t need a person in the podcast

U can just speak to the camera

Infinite money glitch

And we can sell courses

[jade smelt]

How much time until results?

[tawny dagger]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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ApplyingToCollege

[jade smelt]

Tough 10 days ahead

🥲

[thick forge]

OKG THIS IS TOMORROW

I forgot

[sudden narwhal]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 7 hours and 26 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[celest depot]

oh shit this is tomorrow

wtf

i dont even wanna go here why the fuck did i apply

[raven raptor]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 6 hours and 53 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[wide pulsar]

Plz withdraw 🙏🙏🙏😭

[twin crystal]

Why so early in the day tf

[celest depot]

Nah I'll go if it's the best place I get into

I just won't enjoy it very much but that's ok

[craggy gulch]

💀

[wintry yew]

I am going to Maryland in 3 days

I will personally speak with the A/Os if I am rejected

[plucky berry]

u didn’t get into uga but got into usc…?

[tiny musk]

yes ,test optional.

uga and ga tech requires test scores for admission.

[swift magnet]

wait how do y'all do the fancy time stuff

[craggy gulch]

its a power only mods wield

[manic belfry]

So

28 hours away

[median bane]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 4 hours and 41 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[manic belfry]

AHHHHH

Our fate prob is already sealed

We just don’t know it ytt Dr

Yet*

[median bane]

Chat are we cooked

Or are we getting in chat

[manic belfry]

getting in

[median bane]

Inshallah

[tawny dagger]

cooked in SauCe

[tired lintel]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 3 hours and 33 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[raven raptor]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 3 hours and 33 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[sick stone]

when did jhu close ur portal from updates??? and also did jhu send any mails regarding decisions tho its tomorrow still any special mails within 3 weeks???

[tawny dagger]

????????

wym brudda

[sick stone]

any mails in past 3 weeks

???

[tawny dagger]

idts

i dont remember

why

[sick stone]

checking my chnces of getting in

[tawny dagger]

i dont think u can check it thru emails

[craggy gulch]

thats borderline portal astorlogy, stop it

[tawny dagger]

but ok

[tall ledge]

we have 1 more day guys

just wait 😭

[tawny dagger]

we just have to wait for a bit to figure out anyways

yeah

Best of luck guys!

[tall ledge]

lowkey if i get rejected

ill be fine

[tawny dagger]

JHU gon be my first Rejection

bcs of how shit my essay is

[tall ledge]

bc i didnt spend much time on the app

exacftly

[tawny dagger]

same

[tall ledge]

same

[tawny dagger]

lmao

[tall ledge]

i literally copied and pasted my why major from cornell

[tawny dagger]

and remmebering they only have 1 essay prompt

[tall ledge]

and cut it down lol

mhm

[tawny dagger]

im doomed

🙂

[tall ledge]

yeah same

washu is coming out on the same day

and it isnt helping lol

[sick stone]

minions tomorrow we still the damnnn moon!!!!!!

[tall ledge]

love gru

[tawny dagger]

hi fellow intl!

Where are u from?

[sick stone]

indianese

[tawny dagger]

ah

[sick stone]

yo i got a mail rn from jhu

[tawny dagger]

rlly?

what does it say

[nocturne plaza]

it’s just instructions for decisions

[sick stone]

yeah

[tawny dagger]

ah

[median bane]

NEE EMAIL

[tawny dagger]

mine just got in

[tired lintel]

just got an email

[sick stone]

lets pray for the best

[wintry yew]

Oh it comes out 3 pm EST

can’t wait to see this rejection

[tall ledge]

im going to be at school rip

[median bane]

I’ll be on a flight 💀💀

[copper night]

Bro applied to the same colleges 😭

[hasty tendon]

yay 12 pst what an exciting time not surrounded by frends during lunch

silently judging ur rejections with fake smiles and consolations

[tall ledge]

lol

ill be in calc

[copper night]

@wintry yew . Meetup not rlly that far fetched

[tall ledge]

those are... questionable friends

[tawny dagger]

hi peeps

[hasty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-possibly-perhaps-gif-14588906

[tall ledge]

im not lying ngl lol

[copper night]

Yeah

Those are weird ass friends

[tall ledge]

idk i heard that super competitive schools

have fake friends frfr

and i was like

uhhh no thanks

[copper night]

Exactly

[hasty tendon]

:_)

[copper night]

I want a chill school and chill environment where u don’t get backstabbed

[hasty tendon]

yea

[tall ledge]

yeah

[hasty tendon]

thats why im sorta leaning against schools like purdue

[tall ledge]

my schools pretty chill

[hasty tendon]

and leaning towards sjsu

[tall ledge]

ig bc we're not too competitive compared to like

idk bay area lol

[craggy gulch]

gl guys

final countdown

[wintry yew]

Get into Berkeley or JHU with me so I can rinse you in soccer

[median bane]

!jhu

[golden seal]

Johns Hopkins University RD Date

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1 day, 3 hours and 14 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[tall ledge]

3.14 :))

[royal oxide]

ayo jhu coming out a day early?

[tawny dagger]

no

[royal oxide]

i thought it was coming on march 21

[tawny dagger]

march 21 if u live in the east partof the world

it's march 21 at where i live

[royal oxide]

oh makes sense

i thought it was march 21 in usa so march 22 for me

but ill take it

[median bane]

38 left

Bro

[tawny dagger]

it's actually march 20 for usamarch 21 for east

[royal oxide]

confusion and depression are the only constants in a world of a2c

[royal oxide]

yes got it

thanks

[tawny dagger]

np brotha

[swift magnet]

why was i pinged

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/861013396677591050.gif?size=60&quality=lossless

[hasty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wanna-see-me-do-it-again-gif-14496504

[unborn swift]

like this <t:1713582540:f>

[copper night]

JHU sounds more reasonable especially compared to Berkeley EECS 💀

[wintry yew]

I’d absolutely take a JHU waitlist at this point

Knee slide in da hotel room bro

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/saladin-kingdom-of-heaven-ko-h-gif-21401794

Me fighting the Berkeley EECS students for a spot

[copper night]

Fr

JHU has a high yield tho so idk about the waitlist

[wintry yew]

Like I’d hang the waitlist letter and tell people that I wrote my essay the day of and didn’t get rejected immediately

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[unborn swift]

tbh a2c is a hitlist and everyone in my threads is a target

[copper night]

I wrote my UCAS essay the day of and got into Oxbridge 💀

[wintry yew]

Imma take your JHU acceptance off your hands 💀

[copper night]

[wintry yew]

WHAT

[copper night]

They don’t care much about essays

[wintry yew]

WHY ARE YOU IN THE THREAD THEN GO THERE

[copper night]

NOOO

I wanna do premed now

😭

[wintry yew]

THAT SHIT IS OXBRIDGE GO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME PAL

[copper night]

I will go if this don’t work out

[copper night]

yes 💀

[wintry yew]

My honest reaction

[unborn swift]

"hi I'm begging4ham, sadly I can't attend cuz I'm dead, give my acceptance to azukay"

[wintry yew]

nah I’m good w/ the 9 you ain’t getting my acceptance

[copper night]

Me Fr

can’t even get uc irvine 💀

[unborn swift]

holy shit oxbridge as a backup is wild

[wintry yew]

Bro how do you get Oxbridge and not Irvine

[wintry yew]

I WOULD BEG ON MY KNEES FOR OXBRIDGE BRO

[copper night]

It’s not a backup I’m going unless an Ivy or smth

[wintry yew]

Which did you get

Cambridge or Oxford

[copper night]

Cuz I took admission test and interview

[sick stone]

!jhu

[golden seal]

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ApplyingToCollege

[copper night]

dm

[unborn swift]

gatekeeping

[weak oar]

lmaooo count me in too

[copper night]

I got doxxed on my LinkedIn cuz ppl mf know my age

[unborn swift]

oh lmao nvm

[copper night]

and I said my ecs to a bunch of mfs on this smaller server

so it was joever

[weak oar]

bro yea ppl love doxxing for whatever reason

[copper night]

https://tenor.com/view/todday-i-am-outside-your-house-doxx-doxxing-gif-25740655

[unborn swift]

yeah doxxing is cringe

[copper night]

I mean like

my country is small af

So it’s so easy to do it

[unborn swift]

ah ic

[copper night]

and I’m on the news 💀

So it doesn’t help

[unborn swift]

thankfully my country is tens of millions people so I'm cooling

[copper night]

😭

[unborn swift]

ooh honor kid

no wonder you got oxbridge lmao

[copper night]

I made a bunch of stuff that became popular

so that’s why 😭

[copper night]

Shortlisted at UCL might aswell take the entrance exam to have it as an insurance even tho their conditional is higher

[unborn swift]

oh idk what that entails but if you're on the news you must be doing smth right

[copper night]

Yeah

bro makin it out the hood

[unborn swift]

yeah smart

[unborn swift]

pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, respect

[copper night]

(I live in one of the worst places lmao it’s still safe but comparatively it’s pretty crap)

[unborn swift]

no more avocado toast and starbucks

[copper night]

😭 I was a contributor for covid cases api that was used by a bunch of sites

And done some covid research

so yeah

It’s like cs + bio

[unborn swift]

oh I see I see yeah great help for people, hope you got some good funding support

[unborn swift]

whoa that's huge, must've helped a lot of people

either way good luck on jhu, you got a decent shot