#Duke University (2023-2024)
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HAHA
my parents basically pushed me to ED to either brown or duke
"son why would you erectile dysfunction."
half the time a school comes up on tv or something my dad will ask "are you applying there?"
LMAO
ππππππ
u guys are so funny this is hilarious
are you applying to YMU
back in september my counselor said i'm definitely getting into duke and unc (oos). i'm assuming she's not used to people applying to prestigious schools because jfc π
ur mom uni...

did i get it
yessir
im so fucking cracked at not falling for DN jokes
π
and the likes
i've been had too many times
i guess the counselor lor was good then
at least you're the one who's realistic lmao
damn i was about to fall for it
obligatory "what's DN"
Donut & Napkin.
duke nation
oh huh funny cuz that's what i had for breakfast when i visited duke
TRUE
iβm so confused
im in ur walls.
dookie nation
oh
come we can cry about duke together
π©

my friend got a likely letter 2 years ago
damnn
he got a full ride to brown tho
holy
WTF
gyat damn
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he just day drinks now
bro is cracked-
aight
oh :(
aight bye
it's joever
and is an alcoholic

me
don't drink and shoot
my path in life
where yall gonna eED2
why tf did i bet on the pistons what am i doing with my life
those go together really well
maybe vandy but not if i get deferred
im thinking vandy too
i'd still pick duke over anywhere even if i get waitlisted and then accepted off the wl
y u want to escape west
just a coincidence
oh
no gif privilege is crazy
girl just joined
my mental state rn
i did smh
0 regrets abt my hs career
like 2 days ago
i sat inside and gamed all day
i have no idea u just get it after a little bit i think
Real
WHO'S GOING TO CARRY MY SHITTER TEAMMATES IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IF NOT ME
i gotchu
WHO
i joined in like october cause i didnt know wtf i was doing
gg
LOL
it's by activity level
aka r u a boy
damn no pets is rough
yea same no cat
i am going to get a cat and claim it as emotional support
they call me 007:
0 clubs
0 interships
7 rejections
i love them a lot
i have 3 dogs
already at 10.1k, it's been not even an hour
i have no internships
Good.
it's fine tho u can't get rejected if you already ED to duke
we gotta pass all the ivies πͺ
i have no research
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
20 hours, 12 minutes and 19 seconds until the decision date
AUGH
all i have is president of nhs and hosa and i shadowed a surgeon so thatβs the only reason they should let me in
almost under 20 hours
duke is actually like
i suck tbh
top 1 activity thread
Weβre close to surpassing MIT thread
lmao fuck MIT
bastard harvard thread
"all i have is nobel prize" type beat
i finally broke my discord addiction after 5 years and now this damn thread reignited it
how r u getting these turtles
we win based on chat numbers, and if we don't win based on that we can win based on personality π₯
I love how everyone in this thread loves duke
!duke
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20 hours, 11 minutes and 39 seconds until the decision date
It makes it so much better
βmy stats are okayβ - 1520
how cracked do my ecs need to be for duke π
we talking bout duke here!
my discord addiction has always been "giving advice to people in whatever server i'm in" and A2C has made that ten times worse
cracked enough to CARRY THE LOOOOOGS

iβm talking about stanfordddddd
I mean on their admissions they mention they like to see well rounded applicants
wait u made discord just for this server or
π
sat is not that important
hover over the turtle and you'll see the emoji name, then search it
look at some people here
the most cracked
yes
i have like sport stuff business stuff cs stuff self initiative funsies stufff
to send emojis type colon and then "carl" for the turtle emotes
for stanford and this
but a good thing if you have it
so like
:carl
Most my stuff is like team oriented stuff i do at school
i had one but this server is all ive ever used it for
and then a UI with different emoji possibilities will pop up
do this: :carl<insert mood>:

YAY GOT IT
CARLMOTE ACHIEVED
HAHAHAHAHAHA CARL PAT
AYY
im also in the foothill discord
CARLPAT CARLPAT
and the prizepicks one..


how do people become kittens on here

do people get like too personal and have relationships on here
π
omg
ooo i would have taken this to the grave
it was a joke between me and a friend nahh
this is wild π
Oh
had to come back from that
yeah i'm in a relationship right now
me x duke
on top
boiiiii

me x the grind
me and stanford
married to the grind
how many people applying do u think r actually qualified
FR
they said 4k
they said 4000-4500 ish
do u think anyone ed because they like basketball
iβll let u guys know if i get in in here bc stanford thread is mean
in vid
wtf when they say that
probably
they posted vid
i told my interviewer how i broke my finger playing bball in 3rd grade if that counts
throwing shade at the other people

just send it here nah
i eded for the food
i think shrixy already sent the link here
thanks
here
thanks
did anyone ed for a different reason?
the food
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and the vibes
lemurs
forest and garden
i could write a 3 page essay on why i love duke
only 2 people liked it : (
me w stan
duke better swoop us in
THEY NEED US FR π€
i could fill a wholeass dining hall with reasons why i love duke
π
gl on ur studies
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sharp increase in students not submitting test scores
me when i get rejected from duke and have to go to chapel hill bc stanford is too expensive
bye pondd
i hate test optional bro makes unqualified applicants have equal shot
OK SORRY
test optional CAROLINA applicant π
SAME
TWINSIES
damn bro how many ppl r test optioanl
a lot
i wonder how a strong test score really impacts it
i am not dumb tho π
it definitely helps
i have the 50th percentile score (1530)
cuz the deciding factors are always the personal ones
if you're already academically qualified through grades and course rigor then what's the difference
the answer to individual admissions stats is always "it depends on region"
a 1500 from alaska is gonna be way more impressive than a 1500 from bay area cali
GRADE INFLATION
essays, ECs, and LoRs
im 1530 from a school where thats the highest score in my grade
thats how i made it π₯
well my school's average is low 1100s so my score should be really strong
class rank? or AP scores r standardized
hopefully my counselor clutched her LoR cuz i vented to her for about four years straight
isnt the whole point for it to be "standardized"
nobody said shit about standardized ECs lmao
oh ok.
^
we canβt
i was responding to the sat
deletion time
itβs banned
makes sense
welp that's how the world works
controversial
ok guys i gotta go to bed i am so sick
do more ppl apply test optional than with scores?
bye byeee
if you get a 1500 and you live below the poverty line, that's way more impressive than a 1500 when daddy donates a building
probably not
cuz at a tour they said its 50/50 for students
thank u for exposing me to ur lovely world of blue devils
this year i'd assume so
i think they said only 25% accepted applicants test optional
last year
get better soon and don't get tied down by trees this time
you guys are all awesome and i hope you all get in
ok well they claim that 4.5k ed students are academically qualified. they claim a strong test score helps. but i've heard many schools claim that they don't look at a test score beyond the initial review
GOOD LUCKKK
LOLZ
idk it's too confusing and i'm going insane
u will get in u got this
i hope so tbh
i hope its just a qualifier
INVEST IN URSELF. BELIEVE IN URSELF
so how does it help if you already cleared the academic bar lol
its kind of confusing because of what they were talking about
YOU CAN DO THIS BLUE DEVILS
about essays
my brotha in christ
admissions is about as clear as a block of dirt
lmao fr
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putting in da work πͺ
id say 4500 pass the academic review, but they cut the most when it comes to essays/ecs
i know exactly where to look on the screen if it says sorry
my ecs 8/10 essays 8/10
maybe
i aint gonna see shit through all my tears
so it never began for me unless my essays and lors carry
that's what most do
my lor better be good bro
the academic review probably isnt that high of a bar
SAMEE π
my LoRs better be fire
my cs teacher didn't retire just for me
i imagine ecs carry for some people
or I'd like to believe
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
20 hours, 1 minute and 10 seconds until the decision date
NAH
20 π¬
ah fuck
im shaking in my boots
about to be 19 real soon
i'm ok because it's still wednesday
im not sleeping bud
i aint getting any hours of sleep
2 exams tmrw π¬ π
once midnight strikes i'll be scared
too busy cooking duke
good luck brotha
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
19 hours, 58 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date
ahhhh
the hours tens digit is 1 π
soon the 1s digit will be a 1
soon the 1st digit will be a 0

my execution date is 23 hours after u alls'
π«‘
frag out, bros
clap the fuck out of the admissions process
i'm scared i'm gonna bomb my concert tomorrow knowing duke is out while i'm playing
im rooting for u all
stop waving that fucking baton around man i'm tryna check my duke admissions result
π fr
anyone try changing their date and time?
i might be sitting in the audience but i don't wanna check then
someone on reddit tried it and it didn't work
damn
who is going to check it as it dropd
i think ill do it after thursday night football
if i get in that relieves me of so much pressure
i wanna get in and not tell anyone
i have a toxic mindset where i wanna get into duke OR get top 2 class rank, or else i'll feel like i disappointed myself
trust me blud no one cares you aint mysterious
i know so many mfs that gatekeep acceptances tryna seem tuff
not to be mysterious π
lmfao

me if i get into bloomington
if i get in i'm posting on multiple reddit threads, multiple discord channels/servers, telling people in every class at school, hell might even post on college confidential
the world will know.
our school does a wall of acceptances with each kid i nthe grade having one piece of paper with their name and all acceptances
if i get into an insane school ima nonchalantly just write it up there
i guess id have to change my insta bio from foothill '26
if my ap bio class was shocked by a 1470 psat they'll literally faint if they hear i got into duke
but unfortunately that's a fantasy scenario
if i get in
let's just say
i will be wearing certain apparel from a certain institution π
i am not putting that shit in the washer
that shit will be on my chest 24/7
sorry bros
friday is pajama day so i won't be wearing it anyway
pardon the stench i gotta rep the school
i was watching a duke unboxing vid and they just send a mid tshirt lmao
anyways hi it's me i made an alt for this specifically

i'd use my main but i'm in so many diff things that it's probably for the best
i don't like using alts
i've had this account since 2017 and i'm not abandoning it
i had a discord back in like 2018 but deleted it rip
2016 
wtf were you 10 π
ye i amde it when i was 11
i had a 2016 acc too
or wait was i 10 or 11

how old am i






i made my account 2 weeks after my 12th bday
no i was 13 π π
discord banned me for saying i waas 13<
13*
i was a mod in a several thousand member server and they knew i was 12
right after i turned 13 is when they started enforcing the age rule, i guess i got lucky
i cant wait to go to duke next year !
let's go full delulu mode until 7pm
i was born de lu lu
Wish I was 6 8 and had a 36 inch vert Iβd go to this school
i'm 5'9 and i hate playing basketball, joever for me
the one thing i'm hoping is that they want a decent euphonium player cuz it's a way less common instrument than many others
@duke
but definitely less niche than like bassoon
yeah i made region band 3 times
someone from duke sent me their app
but i fumbled my all state audition
it was like really really mid
they didnt do any of the optional essays
but they were like super super into band
wtf π
and they got accepted
all their ecs were like band stuff
so im ngl it might be a big hook
he plays on their band rn
we're so back???
dude told his ap bio class his sat
i even talked w/ my interviewer about how i can also play trumpet
π§βπ³ cooked
instrument is big
psat came out and they were talking about it, i actually didn't say anything until they asked me what i got last year
i hate bragging irl (but not online
)
keeping it on the down low >>>>
1470 psat is nuts tho
it iss
yeah i got lucky
national merit then right?
feel like that qualifies anywhere
especially SC π
not anywhere but certainly in sc
sc education bad bad
i had a 220 and it's 221 in california and 223 in a few northern states
atleat in my school
id have gotten it in like new hampshire π
sc's selection index fell 4 points this year
shrixy did u see in the vid
no fucking way u still didnt qualify in california\
100% increase in sc app
i gotta get outta here
the standard variation is at most 3
i would've gotten 221 if i remembered that a triangle's area has 1/2 in it
i will always remember that lmfao
i have literally no memory of mine
ik there was one about like diluting salt water that everyone coulnt figure out
and i got it right but then realized later my method was TOTALLY wrong and i got lucky
that one was soooooo hard, literally harder than any sat question i've seen except 1
i got it through incorrect logic π
i tried explaining it to someone and realized it didnt work at all
i just didn't know what to do
and i had 9 minutes left just for that question and couldn't figure it out
i mean now u know ig
fr if anyone needs some water with a specific salt level im ur guy
@pallid shale do peeps at ur school have cracked ecs
πͺ
no except a few state level athletes
but other high schools in the county have a few kids at all NATIONAL band so i'm scared
i had a 207 and am national merit
New Mexicos cut off is in the gutter
what score is tht
that's the lowest cutoff isn't it
ya it was super high for my school and ig the state
w munchies
my sat is 1520 which is like unheard of at my school
twins
i love being from here cause the bar is so low, but there is also next to 0 reasources
this is actually so real
1520 was my score until my dumbass decided to take it for a 3rd time
it was worth ittt
what did u get on ur third time
1540 w/ a 1560 superscore
gawdawmn
i got the reading score i needed but i somehow got 770 math with 5 wrong
ya i feel like my actualy academic profile isnt to strong so im just praying my ecs pull through, and what sucks is ik my ecs are pretty average for anyone outside of here
i got perfect reading sections twice but always got so many wrong on the grammar
!duke
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in june i got 7 wrong on grammar. in august i got 1 wrong but they curved it so it was a 40/40
yeah it was really satisfying
idk how im gonna be able to sleep im so nervous
imma head to bed ill see yall boys
waitr what's maximum NMSC score
LMAOOO
228
wait zhing is gone
it's me now
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
19 hours, 29 minutes and 28 seconds until the decision date
i feel like i'm counting down to my death
NAH SAME
O H
If I were man, Iβd have cool bread too #uzbekgenetics ππ€π»
LMAO
I have BA/MD interview on friday too so whatever the desicion is its going to ruin my interview
I HATE THEM
no
gl man
the button moved to right under the highlighted text about rec letters
but i guarantee it means nothing
you canβt 
oops!
I literally forgot to say that duke noted in email that you can share only with fellow counselors but mine sent it to me
delete this pls π
bruh they left the server
it's me, my alt
oh shit sorry, brb
didn't know that
shh this never happened 
once I get into duke I swear youβll find me yourself π―
Iβll leak my personal info π―
all good now
is it not a public video though?
can't anyone just find it
or is it unlisted
Itβs unlisted
yeah itβs unlisted and Iβd send it here if not their email. Maybe they just want to avoid annoying students/parents commenting as they say Please remember that this video is only intended for our professional colleagues, not for students and their families
so I just sent to our secret society chat instead
there are no comments fortunately
yes cow I believe you so thatβs why I sent it to you personally my love
I love you guys
letβs get into duke π₯π₯
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
19 hours, 11 minutes and 54 seconds until the decision date
whats yo insta
1151 minutes
in my bio lol
oh.
i added u on insta, that means duke has to let us both in
Thx
Hi dookies
Gl tmr and gentle reminder to be nice regardless of the results (I will be watching)
when does ur stanford results come out
all the regulars in here are chill af dw
Friday
alrrrrrrr
can't say the same about the ivies smh
Just a reminder : )
nervous?
Ivies are in shambles all around
aye aye captain
and no portal astrology
as if we aren't
Not really I lowkey forgot

Iβm more nervous for tmr
does it mean that other threads are more toxic so you started giving reminders?
i've been bombing tests left and right this week so that means duke has to make up for it
nah it's probably just routine
but the other threads are more toxic 
like so many people came here saying that other threads are toxic but hereβs weβre also sweet β€οΈβπ©Ήβ€οΈβπ©Ή yes duke lesssgo
proud to be blue devil
SOON
oh we're beating brown in messages

LET'S GO
now we gotta pass princeton πͺ
duke on top
Nope just a general reminder because Ik itβs a stressful time for everyone
especially for the ones who see portal astrology everywhere
only one thing changed so far so let's hope nothing else does
βdid you withdrawal button disappeared tooβ maybe itβs because only one day left and thereβs no difference for us?
people freak out over pixels
is anyone here going to record their reaction or something
it's actually in red text for me, which makes no sense cuz no matter the decision who would withdraw
im gonna be on a meet with a friend
i was thinking about it lol
she says she;ll
probably
all of my questbridge friends did
as an intl I canβt understand QuestBridgeβ¦ isnβt it more competitive than just simple ed/rd tho?
it's more competitive but the full ride scholarship aspect and getting early decision priority from many colleges is worth it
i'd say so
getting finalist is already not easy and then you have to miraculously match
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
19 hours, 2 minutes and 53 seconds until the decision date
whats that in seconds
68573
yep probably
yall can see me cry
if Iβll get in, Iβll start class of 2028 instagram with you guys
oh shit it alr exists
oh no
i am going to exterminate all of the dookies......... sleeper agent activation...............
wait why class 2027 renamed themselves into 2028 ππ let us start our own!
2027 more like cringe
right when they all think they got in............................. planetary destruction
ah fuck my embed

iβm back from the dead @ivory flame i followed you on insta
ah it's ok i'll just yap some

!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
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Girl what
yeesh
ur next
π
π±
ruby can i have some bonks
'twas a simple jest, nothing more
it is officially the day of reckoning for est
What is that
in nineteen hours...... numerous devil summoning rituals
π€¨
somehow they're all blue
bonks!

Bonk

let me have this one W in my life
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
satanism π₯
True.
everyone has devil inside them letβs be honest
Idk if Duke rd is even worth it atp

pov: future duke '28 lunch table
ruby please
that's why we're applying to duke 
it def will be worseβ¦
im doing it even though duke actually hates my school
Yeahβ¦
mf u dont know what hate is
nah duke takes like
I think one person in my schoolβs history has gotten into duke and gone
1 every 10 years in my school
oh
Crazy
reading all the messages in here is making me realize how sweaty my school is
the way this has the potential to be the best day of my life thus far
yes it can
either the best or worst day of my life
or a bottom 20 day
4 peope have gotten in in like the last 6 years it was all in the same year and they all went
W
i've had far worse but this'll be bad
u want to go to north carolina for vacation
i would atp
maybe u get sent to connecticut instead
yall the north carolina beaches are so nice
u can still make the most of it
same with schools
u want to go to duke but maybe ur ass gets sent somewhere else
it sucks balls hard
more than hard i think it's like catastrophic suction
Me asf with other schools
i wanted to go on the way back from duke but my parents said no smh
yeah bro i'm getting into yale!
but we simply have to thug that shit out and have fun and learn as much as we can elsewhere
I feel like Iβm getting into the schools I donβt like
OOOOO which one?
i didn't go 
round 2 electric boogaloo
i think it was a bit inland though?
where have you gotten in
on the way north
im a duck btw you guys
Ohhhh i live right on the nc east coast so theres like three beaches surroudning me
Nowhere
Theyβre not rolling
My first decision will be Stanford rea
Yeah lowkey it is what it is
@heady urchin do u know when stanford comes out
If I get in awesome
SERVER ICON CHANGE
my friend also applied but he doesnt know when
Friday at 4 pst
NBANNER
A2DUKE
aight
If not getting in rea was too easy fr
W
ITS GETTING REAL πππ
there are like 9 schools releasing today
I couldnβt sleep today, and I wonβt sleep tonight too
!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
18 hours, 53 minutes and 2 seconds until the decision date
today is like duke rice yale columbia upenn cornell princeton vanderbilt
Iβm going to be watching you guys like π°
what do yβall think: is it better when school releases decision dates before 24h of that decision, or before like 3-4 days?
3-4 days
tomorrow is nyu nw brown washu jhu dartmouth or smth
cause when I heard the date for duke I canβt sleep

I HAVE MY LAST FINAL TMRW AND IM DONE
the based southern schools are all rolling out today
bro this is gonna make or break my break
except for emory which was yesterday i think
shaneee we believe in you
why did duke get it over all the ivies π
duke is just better
cause we better
Itβs bc it depends on who makes banners/what we have
wtf r they going to put up there
mine r next week and i have had like 5 tests in dead week for some reason
u can put a basketball up there for duke fr
WHAT WILL U PUT UP THERE FOR ALL 6 IVY LEAGUES FOR TODAY.
duke outballs the FUCK out of the ivy league i think
free W.
literaly two stat tests, a pop calc test, an english test, a psych test
Omggg that sounds terrible but at least you made it
i had a sophomore slump and then i was fine junior year
unless u want to be a finance bro
now i'm losing it again

second part of the stats is tomorrow and the english is friday so not quite
i had a shit time throughout all of hs
im good on being a finance bro
i was fire freshman through junior but im ass this year
im going to miss my friends but fuck if i can deal with hs anymore
i've felt like shit ever since beginning sophomore year
idk
last day of first sem for me tmrw thank god
π
my finals are jan 10-12
i literally havent done a calc homework assignment at home in 2 months
i do all of it in my other classes
omg after tmrw i have break until january 10
i go back on jan 2 
real
and i got through two pride and prejudice essays and like 5 tests without reading a page
having english 6th period saving my ass
BRO ETHICS made me want to cry so far
why canβt duke release decisions now.
REAL
give me motivation to get shit done after i get rejected
i need it
i wont be able to sleep tn
gs
fs
Rejection is the motivation
this chat is lowkey saving my sanity even tho i dont use discord
yeah
im gonna be so productive
after they reject me
let me in so that all I have to worry about is my pretty pictures that I need to send for duke_classof2028 pages
i feel like i would be more not motivated if i get rejected
(I donβt have pictures)
like id be pissed while writing
Exactly
weβll get there tomorrow I promise
broooo if i get rejected, i have to go to their campus for science olympiad in february
im a dead man once the anger is gone
how many essays you have to write once youβre rejected?
the worst timeline
like 40

im kind of banking on this ED to carry my ass
LOL
this ED is the difference between tomorrow being the final day of college apps or my final day on this earth


ur so fucked
ME TOO
ok realistically likje
half of these are copy-pastable
π€¨
not looking forward to it
so we might be ok
i have 18 days for 36 essays not including today
OH GOD WAIT IT IS 18 DAYS
holy shit i forgot
we're in the middle of december
aw hell nah
well some are due jan 2-5 but i won't be able to finish essays on a school night without being tired and/or procrastinating
fuck
Yβall itβll be ok I promise π
i didn't have a present this year so i'd really like for this to be my very late one
aight one last pray

!duke
Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
18 hours, 30 minutes and 14 seconds until the decision date
ughhh very exciting
@quartz adder i see you also play tower defense simulator on Roblox lmao
BASED
I followed you too
now you know my real name
raisia sounds better tho
debra?
LMAO
LMAO DEBRA
worth a shot
now u gotta say ur real name
jordan
betty
isabel
sarah
kylie
why all these white names
lmao im just thinking of people ik
you never be able to hear these names in the streets of karakalpakstan
we need to establish this country
no π
Nursultan
thats a place
thats a name
OH WAIT IT IS
mbmbmb it is
we all hate this name
